[ENG SUB] Kuzuha & Ichinose Uruha's First Meeting... with a Misunderstanding, Part 1 (NIJISANJI/LVG)

Bless Hinokuma Ran. (Bless Shibuharu for making this possible too, tbh.) A combination that we'll probably never see again, but it was nice while it lasted lmao.
I'm not promising a Part 2 by the way (maybe I'll do it, maybe I won't)-- With the way this video ended, it seemed only proper to show that there's more continuation to this rather than just them being matched up together and being awkward, hence I included the 'coming next' preview.
Edit: Part 2 is already up! • [ENG SUB] Kuzuha & Ich...
Original stream (Kuzuha/Uruha/Ran/ShibuHAL) 24/1/2021:
• 【 Apex 】 高野菜 【 #AQFLOSE 】
• 【APEX】こうやさい【ぶいすぽ/一ノ瀬うるは】
• 【VTuber最協決定戦S2】後夜祭！！はじ...
• APEX LEGENDS │#VTuber最...
Streamer's accounts:
- Kuzuha / 葛葉
/ vamp_kuzu
- Ichinose Uruha / 一ノ瀬うるは
/ uruha_ichinose
- Hinokuma Ran / 日ノ隈らん
/ ran_hinokuma
- Shibuya HAL / 渋谷ハル
/ shibuyahal
Music used:
- Kevin Macleod's "Brain Trust" & "Investigations"
- beco's "Walking along the Tokaido" (東海道をゆく)
• 【Music】東海道をゆく - 騒音のない世界
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I'm still learning Japanese and I want to work hard with it, so if there's any corrections to be done, please feel free to explain to me! I hope you enjoy this video ٩(｡•́‿•̀｡)۶
#VtuberEN #Nijisanji #LVG

[@__nessz5285]

*T/N, for some context for this match & the misunderstanding:* This was during VTuber APEX tournament S2 (organized by Shibuya HAL, #/VTuber最協決定戦S2 in Twitter & YT if you want to see clips of it) post-tournament party -- there were five matches: 1. Normal match @ World's Edge 2. All team: Rampart/Octane/Mirage 3. Trident tag (Damage can only be dealt with Rampart's minigun attached to Trident... and fists) 4. "Escort the Princess" mission, where one player will be a Wattson w/o weapons, if Wattson is eliminated = team immediately loses 5. Shuffle team: ShibuHAL himself will randomly assign team members lol And this is the 5th match, hence AQF (Kuzuha/Fuwa/Ebio) was separated from each other~ 1:22 I noticed that a lot of you asked why Kuzuha avoided Team 20 (Hoshikawa AND Odanobu), he did say that it's because he doesn't know them that well; as simple as that. Both of them radiate sparkly sparkly (Those who watched Odanobu's interactions when he was teamed up with Kanae in this tourney, would know what I mean haha) interaction energy and I guess that'd overwhelm Kuzuha. 3:11 Himu instead of hime-- I initially thought Ibrahim was the hime in the fourth match and Ebio referenced it, but he wasn't so it's himu here! 4:07 About this misunderstanding, Kanae said it happened ~2 years ago so he doesn't really remember that well, but generally: Kanae & Uruha had a conversation where it was, "will you be able to win in a 1v1 fight with Kuzuha" when they coincidentally got into the same match w/ Kuzuha @ King's Canyon-- and Uruha answered, "there's a chance that I can" and afterwards, what Kanae conveyed to Kuzuha was "you're being looked down upon (by her)!" so that's probably how Kuzuha interpreted it as Uruha thinking him as weak lmao. 8:00 Kuzuha: "I have a great urge to pee, I'll go first!" As mentioned by C C in the comments, Kuzuha said 尿意 (urge to pee) やば instead. I'll be editing this post in case of any corrections or any heads-up! Please enjoy this video for some serotonin boost :)

[@popo-gl6ow]

im waiting for part 2 thanks for making this video

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Octane in team comp is definitely a huge plus for Kanakana. I was really happy to see him use Octane again and his team won 🔥♥️

[@Seibugged]

LYSM

[@nur57634]

thankyou for your hard work !

[@sybl]

I'll waiting for the part 2, thanks for making this video

[@kumi433]

i laughed so hard when kuzuha finally unmuted and was mentally prepared to talk only to find out that they were live reporting on him LMAO

[@fq1mute287]

How tf is Kanae teasing two people at the same time even when he's not there

[@sincalo]

Kanae. That's your answer

[@misslucywucy]

He's a god. periodt.

[@Necroneer]

Just Kanae being Kanae.

[@t-lexin1419]

It'a Kanae after all.

[@YoruKnight134]

When Kuzuha finally unmutes speaker and he finds out Rantarou is doing live commentary on NoseKuzu lol Throwing Rantarou into the mix was seriously a big brain move. Well done, Shibuhal

[@alextsukishima7666]

I feel sorry for Kuzuha but at the same time they ShibuyaHal has "That One Friend" vibe

[@thebeatbox124]

Like the manager ‘right hand man’ from my company’s small senpai

[@orangehara]

I sub to Ran-chan after this for being the ultimate cushion, she deserved a nobel prize for world peace. The hard work she went through 😂

[@Viewahh]

-World Peace Ran: "YANNOKA?" ,😂

[@halfelven152]

@@Viewahh didnt kuzuha who said that? Ran was doing "nigerunoka?"

[@hao9631]

The fact that most players actually curious about kuzuha reaction instead of own shuffle haha

[@joahn]

I love when Kuzuha wanted to be with his closer friends instead of being with that girl that he barely knows. Just a typical situation that happens to almost everyone in the school haha. This was too wholesome to watch lmao

[@dielog2211]

Ichinose and kuzuha is just akward lol i want to teetee them.

[@Alphendreams]

Pure evil

[@icewind87]

its evil

[@mangarajatyangsa]

Actually, this sounds fun to watch

[@relay6365]

Even though I've seen multiple clips of this, its still a fun clip to watch

[@n.maisarah5426]

indeed 😂 like this moment is very interesting to watch

[@awsl8743]

Solid facts, it's so funny to watch this combo

[@thepositiveguy2768]

Dude, Ran is a damn MVP. The atmosphere would be heavy without her.

[@jules2352]

This video gave me flashbacks of when the teacher would assign us into groups for a project against our will. I wonder if schools still do that.

[@MrMagnetron2]

They do

[@mememe5349]

YES

[@Ultimokingofblades]

Shibu-Hal is just too fucking genius

[@bigboss-zv9bf]

and also kanae for misunderstanding

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao he really is, his decision to add then remove Inui was hilarious.

[@hezkiamarcellino9119]

It's funny to see that when the other members took time for their team placement, Kuzuha's just like instantly dragged to the Team 1 with Ichinose

[@Kyla8132]

Kuzuha just wanted a nice relaxing Apex after party but ShibuHal had other plans. It was a successful social experiment if I do say so myself. Picking Ran for the 3rd slot was an excellent choice. She fulfilled her role and beyond.

[@-Raylight]

Ah yes, as fellow introvert I can feel Kuzuha's pain. It's a good communication practice for Kuzuha though Shibuya Hal is such a sadist person lmao A clip where Kuzuha headbutt Nose-san over and over had me dying. Suprisingly they got a weird chemistry between them xD

[@shafwandito4724]

Yep. Been there where I was forced to use voice chat in Overwatch since it's ranked match. As an introvert, it's really hard to play AND communicating with strangers. I swear I only said like 20 words the in each round.

[@dsPrimity]

9:36 you can really feel Kuzuha's dying inside here LOL

[@IceeFish]

Poor Kuzuha, they're just toying with him now Lmao

[@Mika-ul4jf]

I'm actually thanking Shibuya sm though,,, that tournament had so many great interactions that wouldn't have happened without him. I hope something like this happens again,,

[@emilychan3157]

omg kuzuha praying while waiting to be assigned to a group is like me praying whenever the teachers assigns a group project asdfgm

[@atika8702]

Shibuharu trolling his hidden oshi like usual I'm surprised Kuzuha still remember that though, on the next day Kanae's stream, he clears up the misunderstanding and Kanae said that like 2 years ago, even himself didn't remember, and it was because Kanae-Uruha met Kuzuha's team. Shibuharu & Reid laughing their ass off watching NoseKuzu is one of the highlights in this stream ww At least Shibuharu get what he deserved

[@tehra8463]

Eh hidden oshi??

[@atika8702]

@@tehra8463 In one of his stream, when asked who's a liver that he respected, Shibuharu answered Kuzuha as the liver closest to him and he watched most of his streams. They have played together plenty of times before, and also with Shirayuki Reid. Shibuharu - Uruha - Reid also have participated in apex tournament together. So it's funny to see how Shibuharu and Reid's reaction to Kuzuha and Uruha's first interaction

[@tehra8463]

Oh I see, thank you!

[@nexus289]

I was laughing like crazy throughout this whole clip, Shibuya Hal is both a demon and a genius. Thank you so much for translating and clipping this and i definitely would love a part 2 if it isn't too much trouble.

[@coldlight]

7:13 was one of the most memorable moments of this event to me when I saw it live. Ran, with a playful tone, accidentally(?) saying something about "player (senshu) Kuzuha" unmuted and causing Kuzuha to privately complain he's already being toyed with. That "somebody save me" tone of voice from Kuzuha was seriously gold. My thanks for subbing this part!

[@peacewalker3344]

surprisingly uruha and kuzuha have good chemistry... and ran just being ran haha

[@kentangtape1681]

Its kinda fun to watch kuzuha meet anyone for the first time hahaha His introvert chara is suffering😂

[@zelos138]

I wonder if there is a full translated clip of Shibuya Hal's perspective on how he assigned teams. I'd really like to hear his reasoning for them bc it seems like he actually put quite a bit of thought into the chemistry of the teams

[@kemilyroxy]

I would really like to see that too. Apparently other teams were quite interesting as well. He also put kanae with qu syama and tsubaki and it turned out to be a monster team.

[@itsmegu9261]

when your teacher assign you to a group with classmates you don't really talk to

[@jeykritov5123]

this type of kuzuha clip is always damn funny it seems he forgot the concersation skill Kanda taught him before

[@yuki312039]

I like how the rest of aqf was laughing their butts off re kzh's predicament lol XD Shibuhal the genius giving us team 1! Thanks for the clip!! Looking forward to part 2 俺は弱くない!!

[@Zatsukichan]

A TRANSLATION OF THIS BLESSED ENCOUNTER AT LAST!!!

[@justinmmos7219]

imagine if kanae was in the team that time 😂

[@blackjack2526]

Knkn is the glue that sticks them together.

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

Uruha’s desk would come flying hahaaha

[@_aviant1]

10/10 someone would die in troll

[@whitebunny8315]

This feels like they are siblings separated in their childhood by their divorced parents but are suddenly put together in a team after years. The awkwardness.

[@maptc791]

I subscribed to Ran-san after seeing clips of this stream. Man, I really like how chaotic she is, it's just too funny.

[@sonicfraisheya4028]

I always come back here to hear kuzuha scream at 5:00. Its perfect

[@AlienRabiesGila888]

This part of the afterparty is one of the best lol Even hinokuma ran clipped it and she had fun as the “voice of reason” lol Edit: thanks for the translation!

[@inui3387]

ngl, Ran is a godsend

[@SpeedFetishist]

since there are some new collab coming out from the shuffled teams like the odanobu/hoshikawa/uruca team. I really, really hope these 3 would collab again later down the line.

[@Viewahh]

I really liked the Komori Ebio Inui shuffle match

[@rivar1249]

@@Viewahh inui was funny af during that

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

1:55 kuzuha knows what everyone was expecting (in every female intercation actually) lol Kuzuha being cute but this is a great fear of an introvert

[@diralis7316]

Thank ShibuHAL and Kanae for this hilarious interaction lmao, hope we can see another nose zuha banter again.

[@chuu-a2903]

I was grinning like an idiot throughout the video, thanks for the translation.

[@Pksoloist]

lmaoooo he thought he was being toyed with that was hilarious

[@KuchinashiYume69420]

Absolute gold LMAO. Uruha is beautiful as always. Love youu❤

[@guinntalks]

I can only imagine the power of making these teams. That must have been really fun, thanks to his genius we were gifted with this. Thanks for the translation.

[@yuuta6563]

Trully 2021 is up for a good start. Thanks for the translations and editing!

[@b.l.a.c.k.s.t.a.r]

Just from the title alone I can already tell how this is going to go 草

[@dummydumdum9306]

Their dome fight was really funny! Thanks for translating this and looking forward to the part 2~

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

Ran's edited clip was also really good. I hope someone translates it.

[@naeginosora96]

6:03 lol the way he screamed of terror always make me laugh he's so cute poor kuzuha but ig its good for communication practice? 😂 I watched kanae's stream and he talked about how the misunderstanding happen. Apparently kanae just said to kuzuha that "she's underestimating you" when uruha said kuzu's trolling is interesting. Which kuzu takes as she think he's weak 😅. He's glad they were solved during the stream tho (correct me if i'm wrong, my japanese pretty suck T. T)

[@weebpuddin]

This is like when your teacher is choosing where you sit and kuzuha was unlucky enough to be in a girls table

[@dinozero2]

I don't why but i feel like a proud father watching Kuzuha growth make me happy. I hoped his circles of friends is increasing this year. Also i just realized that Matsuri and Chigusa is on the same team 👀

[@Scionofgreyhaven]

A top highlight of the tournament, I've watched it so many times lol, teetee! Ran was the perfect addition

[@kiriii]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH thanks~

[@asecondcycle]

This is my new favourite collab wtf LMFAO

[@Umizuha1579]

What happens when you throw 2 people notoriously bad at conversations (with new people at least) into the same group lmao. This was amazing to watch live from Uruha's perspective, from start to finish, the start had me dying with Ranchan entering to both Kuzuha and Uruha being muted, the ending had me at the edge of my seat.

[@mochimochi_knkn]

aHHH my cheeks hurt from laughing too much, shit. LOL can’t wait for part two

[@cherriesandapples]

Watching the stream live was hilarious i was literally wheezing at some parts lmao thank you so much for translating this!!

[@Ethrealia]

LMFAOOOOO I FKING LOVE KUZUHA HIS INTROVERT STRUGGLE IS SO DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHA

[@arrowbow5617]

Thanks for the translation, especially with the work of providing the multiple perspectives!

[@yukari3364]

I can feel kuzuha pain, but still laughing watch him suffer at the same time asjksz-

[@kei1572]

This is really funny 🤣 I am looking forward to part 2.Thanks for translation!!!

[@yamkeiki]

Thank you shibuhal for Kzh bullying hours ww

[@arkhielr3252]

Thank you fot this!! I laughed too much!!! Excited for part2!!

Ah yes..... I love it and would love more Kuzu Nose interactions *edit: Had to say I love how Ran is in this too. wwwww Thank you for TL-ing!

[@KeiKatsuuu]

What do you mean "A combination we'll probably never see again" translator-san? It's impossible that Kanakana wouldn't hear about this and exploit it to it's fullest potential. Remember the Ange wallpaper incident?

[@syuyu1043]

Poor kuzuha lol and thank you for the translation ~

[@nnoiir]

thank you for translating this partttt of the tournament !!!! 🥺🥺💜

[@addcarl1]

Ayt definitely looking forward to all of them in the future lmao

[@dielog2211]

Been waiting for the king come back 😭

[@sheepjackmirai8909]

Thank you, translators are very appreciated.

[@mooshft7523]

Ran voice is so pleasing to hear

[@chase8967]

i smiled so much i dislocated my jaw, ouch~

[@cyrene03]

Ran our beloved

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

"NOTHING is going to happen--!!" - Kuzuha famous last words hahahha :'D

[@ShinmenTakezo1234]

I would run away on the moment i realized they were doing a report of me whether i have unmuted yet lol

[@sen4845]

i never get tired seeing clips from that 草

[@Kanchito]

Man I'm hyped for part 2. i love this content.

[@halfelven152]

i'll be waiting for part 2 and Ran is MVP

[@Slydayo]

It's fun watching them meeting new people for the first time

[@user-wu8qc9bb3e]

Kanae being the overall cause for this misunderstanding Lol. Kuzuha: I'm already being toyed around.

[@kalvin8354]

ily for translating this

[@TigerKingJ]

No idea why but I always come back to this video for a good laugh or just to chill

[@YaeBocchi]

ah yes, the "NO SEX" coupling.

[@strawberriko]

This made me smile after a hard day of work! Thank u !

[@whitefata12]

was waiting for this tl oh god yes

[@poru-kun]

She want also to see kuzuha trolling her but she wanna eliminate the misunderstanding .i hope they meet again like this without an issue.

[@cal4888]

This was so awesome, thanks for the edit and the translation!!! I'm very thankful you did a longer cut and even included many views! Thank you!!

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

sasuga shibu-hal 🙏

[@natsu4338]

Ebio is soo enjoying this AHAHAHAHAH his laughing- no he's wheezing HAJHSAHA

[@Yuki-bi2jr]

Now I wish for more ichinose x kuzuha. It would be amazing if they ever collabed again.

[@okirey4488]

thanks for the translation, i hope you can make the part 2 too

[@moosehal238]

I was waiting for someone to translate this, thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@washigakita3350]

Alternative title: Kuzuha being afraid of wamen for 10 minutes straight

[@artimeia3958]

Nose and Rantaro are matured here and Kuzuha is just like a kindergarten who got bully and want some revenge. lol

[@yannybee3707]

Now we wait for ChRoNoiRuHa.

[@ivyhuang7041]

local vampire has the biggest introvert crisis of his life

[@mul3329]

i hope NoseKuzu do collab in the future

[@jeykritov5123]

7:44 i really expected her to say that lol

[@chongxxx]

From what I see from the Team Shuffle, Kanda is paired with Astel. Matsuri with Chigusa. Nagao Kei with Roberu. Fuwacchi with Makea. Ibrahim with Aruran.

[@XLEZZY_REUPLOADS]

This is what it feels like when your teacher rearranges the designated seats.

[@vampihana]

this is like getting sorted into teams in PE

[@vampihana]

OR GETTING PUT INTO ZOOM BREAKOUT ROOMS LMAO