[Eng Sub] Saito Soma & Ishikawa Kaito - Life in Quarantine: Week 1

From the first remotely-recorded Dameradi episode. I was going to make a combined video for the past three, but apparently I suck at trimming things out, so yeah...
If you're interested in reading Soma interview translations, check out→ saitosoma.kouhi.me/

[@novemberninth4392]

Soma in quarantine: bought a desktop PC, compose music, write essays, cook for himself, DOING PRODUCTIVE THINGS Kaito in quarantine: wakes up at 11 am, Animal Crossing, sleep, PUBG, edit videos, sleep, all he eats are cornflakes, PRETENDING TO BE BUSY Kaito is my spirit animal.

[@iamzephyrnina]

I mean Ishikawa used to always wake up at 7am. Since there's nothing to do, y'know, just- HAHAHA.

[@tobimilkeu8737]

@@iamzephyrnina 7am, vacuums his entire home

[@raytorosguacrecipe2522]

@@tobimilkeu8737 yup

[@EM-ti4fk]

Souma is who I aimed to be in quarantine, Kaito is who I actually am in quarantine.

[@tsun5429]

SAME!! its not even funny 😭

[@nicolle2126]

why does it feel like im intruding on a conversation between 2 close friends lmao

[@ferdbirb]

ishikawa's quarantine lifestyle is an absolute mood i've never related to him so much before until now LOL

[@Tsukitsuki15]

Souma the wife asking his husband Kaito for House/Kitchen appliances... wwwww

[@noveruvellu6445]

this comment i've been searching

[@xyzah_6296]

-cries in Kaiayu- 😭😂

[@HeliNoir]

Souma-kun should just have Kaito over a lot so that he can vacuum his house too like he said he does every morning upon waking up 😆

[@snicksss]

Saito soma going to sleep at 7 AM huh... I started off going to bed at 5 am... then 6 am... then 7 am... then 8 am... then 9 am... and now I fall asleep at 6 pm and wake up at 12 or 1 am after pulling all-nighters. I guess you could say, my internal clock is screwed.

[@starfire_xi]

Same...but i feel down and depressed if i waste a day sleeping :(

[@bean2216]

Sarapuff same I feel like I missed out on a lot

[@lol-ey5pq]

Wow you really went nocturnal

[@2ne1SaRaNgHae1000]

These days, it's either we become saito soma or we become ishikawa kaito. There's no between.

[@seiyoudream]

"All of my meals are corn flakes" wow same

[@ariakreuz8706]

Kaito is soooo cute at the start, being really excited upon hearing Soma's voice. Also, I didn't know that seiyuus needed to write a proposal to start a KZbin channel. I thought they could just start it whenever they liked.

[@anisaguine]

Shirai Yusuke has a fun vid of him going to his agency and getting permission for his KZbin Channel. Kaito has run into problems before with things he's said affecting his work, so I'm not surprised that he has to write a proposal. 😂

[@user-xt3gj4vh9m]

I think the problem was more that Kaito’s company, Pro-Fit, is known to be a rather strict one where they control strictly where their talents’ voices are publicized. I’ve seen other seiyuu radio shows where they see Souma and Kaito passing by, wanting to invite them in, and then said, “Ah wait wait wait, you belong to Pro-Fit right? No no no no then you can’t speak here.” Then Souma was saying, “Ah, I’m not from Pro-Fit. Can I join then?”

[@themovingdoll13]

Is this what an LDR relationship feels like? Sksksks

[@alzanegermanium8415]

Souma : *Grating tomatoes* Kaito : *CORNFLAKESMILKPROTEIN*

[@bulgohoshi]

Grating tomatoes, sharpening knives, checking turnip stocks in Animal Crossing and having messed up sleeping patterns - this is all of us. Lol

[@eastward98]

I'm not good enough at Japanese yet to be able to enjpy their radio normally, so I'm really grateful for you subbing these clips

[@yannada]

MAN we all can relate with Kaito, as soon as he said he wakes up at 11 am then goes back to sleep, I knew right away it was for Animal Crossing😂😂💀💀

[@starfire_xi]

Hahah omg their talk felt SUPER relatable for me. Random cooking sprees, playing games all day, messed up circadian rythm, revisiting old hobbies....its all the same. Thanks for translating 💕

[@inyaaa_]

Kaito was so excited to hear Soma at the beginning. uwu. My heart is full. Let's all be honest. We're all Kaito here

[@somacina4126]

めっちゃカイト君 ソーマ君に悦んでるな

[@xyvanilla]

i just found this you are my lord and saviour thank you for watering my crops with saito soma and ishikawa kaito content my skin is clear now ily (ajfelwd this is mostly a joke thanks for the vid!!)

[@umiuniverse_]

soma wrote essays about how great grated tomatoes taste HAHAHAH

[@SunsetMap]

Thank you so much for your work!

[@clarissanindita]

thank you so much !!! why i just found it today 😩😭

[@guiseppejoestar4149]

thank you for translating!

[@Jessi-ye9os]

Thank you for this video 🥺 They are my favorite duo

[@Hiza_chi]

Thank you!!!

[@subahm03]

This video makes me want to cook and feed Kaito-san...

[@RingoBuns]

Thank you so much for translating these! I love the contrast in their personalities and priorities hahaha

[@Daphnekg]

Thank you so much!!

[@arphynyxx4931]

Saito Soma being Yumeno Gentaro😂 writing stuffs and doing formal productive stuffs😂

[@umechanx00]

i've been thirsting for some kaito x soma contents recently so thank you for this

[@MariannaSequino]

I see that me and Kaito are both addicted to smartphone games xD

[@natephantomhive1042]

ishikawa kaito is so cheeky I love him 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nonn0n]

Leftover cereal milk....never thought of that.

[@vennesatoh1686]

It's so comforting to listen to them just talking like this on radio... :) Thank u so much for this vid!!😭 - a random otakuXDXD

[@nol5152]

3:01 ngl my father had bought atleast like 6 new cooking equipment or device during this quarantine lol

[@rhanerenai2797]

I got really curious how much work they got cancelled 🙄

[@anna21505]

Thanks for translating! Lol these two are so domestic without living together

[@augustweather241]

I’m surprised no one has linked Kaito’s KZbin channel yet! :0 unless he hasn’t posted anything and is still editing?

[@Shininyan]

His channel is here! kzbin.info/door/t5cEZo9HxdJtBl2nJlvNug

[@imah_rose2601]

@@Shininyan ARIGATOGOZAIMASU 😆

[@ekasaja1405]

His channel since 2008??

[@spzimefrk16]

I feel like I was both of them during quarantine haha. Some days where I actually tried to learn how to cook and I did some arts and crafts or read a book, etc...and other days where I played animal crossing so long that I forgot to eat until dinner and then proceeded to stay up until the sun rose, went to bed only to repeat it all again the next day haha

[@biaroca]

Kaito is my spirit animal

[@yourwallflower1412]

Ishikai please eat something other than protein shakes or corn flakes 😔

[@amuthaj3132]

Ikr.. I'm worried😨

[@yourwallflower1412]

@@amuthaj3132 i hope he only say that to be funny 😂

[@deesel7590]

Roomba-chan really does that

[@ewaineee]

Somebody needs to take care of Ishikawa-san asap.

[@heidik843]

Roomba-chan🥺

[@user-VoiceLove]

言っていいかわかんないけど\💣💥/

[@user-VoiceLove]

エッセイだとぉ…

[@nadi5751]

i wanna know what the number is jdsklaj

[@ais8332]

I would buy Roomba for my darling Saito if I could

[@moonchildspromise3401]

5:18 don't mind me just marking it for myself

[@witchHunterRN]

ROOMBA. My brain: Kaito VACUUMS WHEN HE WAKES UP...

[@samogalancar]

can i send my wishlist to kaito-kun too? my birthday is in 3 months

[@luneyuri7129]

Does anyone have a link to Kaito's youtube channel?

[@MsHoneysenpai]

Hi hi! May I know where to listen it when it posted every time? I mean the raw version one

[@Shininyan]

The radio is Wednesdays at 11:30pm JST on AGQR: www.agqr.jp/ The archive is here and costs ¥500/month to access: agonp.jp/programs/view/205

[@kristin7146]

2:04 "Chicken ham thing" ... chicken cordon bleu, maybe?

[@Shininyan]

Chicken ham: www.justbento.com/handbook/johbisai/torihamu-homemade-chicken-ham

[@kristin7146]

@@Shininyan ooooh! Thank you!

[@anisaguine]

Is cereal milk not a thing in Japan?!

[@camelliasinensis219]

anisaguine it’s definitely not a thing in the UK either! (at least I’ve never seen or heard about it)

[@anisaguine]

@@camelliasinensis219 it was huge in North America about 5-10 years ago. If you know about David Chang and Momofuku, their bakery wing, Milk Bar, had it as one of their signature flavours, and it blew up so that you could buy it in grocery stores...

[@zenakori1697]

can someone tell me what their twitters are or how to keep up with the haikyuu cast like their socia media 😔i miss them

[@taepyeoon8245]

thx for the subs, do you have the link for the tweet saito-san mentioned?

[@Shininyan]

This one? twitter.com/SomaStaff/status/1248267576448176133

[@taepyeoon8245]

@@Shininyan yes, thank you. Ah I was hoping I could get the name of the software he's using

[@Shininyan]

The one in his tweet looks like GarageBand, so he probably didn't start using the new software until afterwards

[@taepyeoon8245]

@@Shininyan ohh i see, i never heard of garageband. thanks for letting me know and taking the time to reply~

[@mangthomas8768]

I tried to be Soma but I ended up like Kaito 😂

[@mangthomas8768]

Can someone link me their twt accs tysm

[@user-wu6tg7xo5n]

Do you guys have the twitter name of Saito, Kaito and Ayu pls send it to me onegaishimassss

[@user-qi3dp2nt8z]

壮馬くんのエッセイまた読みたい

[@avrealajovani6025]

Wait but why does there is a boom sound effect..?

[@chillspidersinc9781]

Shit! wrong button.

[@mrnniae]

2:18 I NEED AN ISHIKAWA KAITO IN MY LIFE

[@karunaaikawa]

石川さんチャンネルあります？

[@Shininyan]

はい！公式チャンネルはこちらです→ kzbin.info/door/t5cEZo9HxdJtBl2nJlvNug

[@karunaaikawa]

あ、はい！ありがとうございます。

[@user-nm1ox3ho3j]

どっちがパイセンなの⁉️

[@umenagamatataki]

壮馬さんです!