Engine Simulator - 2 Cylinders | 150,000 Horsepower.

The master engineer who powered the project: / @noffie
The master idiot who helped make it and came up with the idea (me)

[@cody4417]

absolutely cursed camshaft lobes

[@Mikaeel_Ally]

I see nothing wrong here

[@SonicBoone56]

Those aren't lobes. Those are full blown fingers

[@scottwatrous]

Oh my God for sure reason this comment and then looking at them in the video doing 100krpm broke me

[@ye3100]

Real

[@TheSeedyProject]

Blursed

[@CarlG84mm]

Any engine that doesn’t idle at 30,000 RPM is officially inadequate

[@gazehound]

>1.3 liter >1 morbillion rpm if you stood in the path of the exhaust i think you would be instantly vaporized

[@Setupthemabomb]

The exhaust need to expel a meter cubic of gas each second at max RPM I think, that's meant the exhaust will be basically a rocket engine on itself.

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@Setupthemabomb point it upwatds and you have dragster downforce

[@nanous48futuretom3]

The car would turn into Jet Airplane

[@mistx7115]

Ah the dentel drill motor

[@fairyball3929]

The massively over powered drill motor

[@Volvith]

TIL dental drills spin at anywhere from 150,000 RPM to a whopping 250,000.

[@mistx7115]

@@Volvith If this motor was spinning at full tilt it could do those also Mythbusters had one, probably an older one that only did 60,000.

[@PiotrBarcz]

Now I'll never watch this again

[@Sturmovik1946]

This is what happens when you strap 2,000,000 gnats onto a crankshaft

[@Sturmovik1946]

@@gamingchair1 confirmed. thank you

[@Takon_pilot]

goofy ahh lookin camshafts

[@tyttuut]

The first interference engine where the valves contact the pistons even when the timing is right!

[@jpase]

You know an engine is good when startup at neutral sounds like a bullet ricochet sound effect

[@blar2112]

Hmm... so the simulator does not take into account the time it takes to get air in and out of the piston, it onlyhas "camshaft X = Y air"

[@blackturbine]

See that volumetric efficiency gauge?

[@kalmmonke5037]

@@gamingchair1 my engine is flat 2 not rotating parts just back and forth, does the rotating parts affect sound in simuluation

[@mpdavis731]

Also time for combustion - lol

[@manman-sg1zt]

Imagine if it took friction and wear into account XD.

[@rsethc]

"What cam profile should we use?" "Yes."

[@SonicBoone56]

"Cam, what cam?"

[@A55455In47I0n]

let's just let this format die already plis

[@naysaykiller928]

Cams are the wooden spoon from those ice cream cups

[@PiotrBarcz]

hahaha, yup

[@jollygreeng1]

I think you just made a turbine engine

[@MarkMeadows90]

When letting off the accelerator, it sounds like an old school fire engine siren.

[@Volvith]

Billionaire: "My car has an F22 jet engine strapped to the back." This dude: "LOL, _cute."_ This thing goes Mach 6 over land. _In first gear._

[@kalmmonke5037]

ariel hipercar is jet engine chanrging lot of batteries, i dont know why not use my engine instead and lower battery level , lower drivers position in car, and if jet is truely more effceint

[@genderender]

And gets hundreds of miles per gallon

[@JOHNKESSLER88]

I lost it as soon as it started to rev,the sound it makes lmao

[@ayoutubechannel921]

Those camshafts

[@boco000]

Ah..So this is my computer's sound when i trying to load RTX-moded game

[@PiotrBarcz]

yeah, that's what my 2018 HP Pavillion sounds like!

[@mrzoov3661]

The exhaust pressure from this thing will probably be enough to generate enough thrust to move a plane

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

Harley Davidson really upped their game by a notch

[@neilkhatri6438]

they just tossed pushrods outta their game

[@Entity_BlackRed777]

0:39 OH MY GOODNESS, THIS FUNNINESS IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!!!!

[@shlushe1050]

Amazing Starts as a BWAAAA noise Then slowly turns into a airliner that's ready for takeoff

[@mxz1691]

This is literally an air raid siren LOL

[@PiotrBarcz]

or a dental drill as some other genius said above xD

[@yeeterhole8406]

Bro casually flys past fighter jets

[@Vinline1995]

my man achieved 100% thermal efficient engine

[@caiobhp]

0:45 oh baby a triple

[@Prjct_yt]

If u live in the us then you know this is the tornado alarm XD, thats cool man

[@snakedeadly]

Bout to go into that sonic special stage

[@gabagoooby]

Honda, HIRE THIS MAN

[@icendoxfr6154]

Man, the valves go nuts

[@nidoshardwar3465]

Mans got Turboprop Props for Cams

[@MrMartinSchou]

A nicely made engine created from unobtanium.

[@wraithmedaberry5795]

Strong ahh valve spring

[@jwalster9412]

That's a little more than just valve lift 🤣

[@teme007]

I love eyes of the valve shafts, and of course this was done in imperial units :D

[@SonicBoone56]

Camshaft FINGERS. They're not even lobes anymore.

[@bluemg1635]

Sounds like a m1 abrams starting up at the beginning

[@axle4687]

Bro I thought my speaker couldn't handle the sound of the engine when it starts to rev up

[@foomfoom94]

Now redline it

[@dracorewolfblade]

This thing is fuel efficient!

[@BlackRedsPlaneSpottingChannel]

Pause around 0:05. 336mph at 8,200+RPM?! (Harley Davidsons can be at idle up to 80mph, but still, how?!)

[@CryoiX]

If a engine doesn't idle at the speed of sound whats the point

[@ptg1717]

KOHLER 750 GO BRRRRRR That moment when you start the arms race comparable to the us and the soviets

[@pazsion]

Lol neutral dropped the dyno hahah

[@lifted_above]

That's one tough V-twin engine, turning 108,300 rpm.

[@kwsths499]

Nobody: That one civic at 3am:

[@brwed]

2-4k mph for 20 seconds all while burning half a liter this kind of efficiency would change transportation forever and electric cars would be obsolete

[@ReeceBrutsman]

Lmao that cam profile tho

[@Triplex5014]

_That one mosquito_

[@godsongamergr]

you reached 4000 mph and only used less than half a liter of fuel. I dont know what kind of fuel that was (I am guessing enriched uranium) but nice job

[@skyethegoose]

It’s a god damn air raid siren

[@blackturbine]

At some point a jet engine becomes more viable option

[@xdgg4433]

vacuum cleaner

[@8bitfrenzy376]

dem lobes tho

[@user-zb9iu5mf8p]

now in know why all people on the earth are carrying about ecology and start using electric motors on the cars!

[@Carnerd-ri9xo]

I was really talking about the fact that you just went about moc3

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Nice cams on that thing

[@HPsawus]

Took me a minute to realise that was 100k, not 10k rpms

[@joestewart5406]

How much valve lift do you want?…. *yes*

[@Dogwattr]

i swear this is a psi-op

[@daylight857]

The vacuum cleaner

[@randomprojectsusa5196]

Those cams look like bullet fishing weights lol

[@electromta]

0:08 Vtec kicked in yo

[@adg30]

Yes officer, its stock

[@patrickcrabb6212]

There is no way those valves aren't judo chopping those pistons.

[@defenestrated23]

We won't need rev limiters where we're going!

[@MA-jz4yc]

Piston engine spinning at gas turbine speeds

[@Wbfuhn]

This is hilariously broken.

[@altaccaltacc7652]

Add a vtec to it and it will be a good economy car

[@fre_]

is it just me or does this thing sound like an AGT1500

[@account.forgotten_]

r u n theres a tornado

[@ANormalLemon]

How long will the spark plugs last? Yes.

[@SMGJohn]

How the hell does this engine even breath.

[@ISAK.M]

💀

[@EngineOfDarkness]

2 Cylinders, 2 memes. 0:08 Vtec kicked in, Yo! 0:45 - 0:47 That sweeping tone sounds very similar to "Air horn sound effects meme 2018" and 0:53 - End sounds like if you would hold that air horn sound steady. Fucking hell.

[@kalmmonke5037]

cool thing is u can really appreciate difference between low rpm and high rpm more. it sounds good up to 8k rpm the rest is too EV like (a very loud theoretical ev)

[@abdullahajeebi]

weeeeeee

[@Fantaman900]

GOOD GOD! that cam shaft! and uhh turbo wheel amount of RPM. Sure you get insane HP numbers with insane RPM. No crank, connecting rod or piston in real life is going to survive 100.000 RPM🤣Also valve float is also a thing at high RPMs🙃

[@PiotrBarcz]

Yeah, good thing this doesn't take valve floating into account xD

[@EdBoi18]

Shit, at this point, the valves aren't floating, they're straight up flying like a Boeing 747 lol

[@PiotrBarcz]

@@EdBoi18 Hahahah

[@Asdayasman]

Look up dadaism.

[@CuteFluffyFemboy]

Это где такой мотор стоит?

[@the747videoer]

0-60 in 2 seconds? nah, try 0-mach 1 in 2 seconds

[@makotheowl]

F1 should sound like this smh

[@Gree-xl4kw]

*K r a k*

[@vehicleboi5598]

this engine is illegal in 4 realities including this one

[@parthdabhade3193]

please send me the download link

[@leebauer6431]

THIS ENGINE WHEN COMPARED TO A 1,000,000 HORSEPOWER ENGINE; REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tomatoboi1-inf]

(Me: gets motorcycle with custom intake and output) (1 second later) AAAAA

[@user-nd8cs9ph4t]

Now make it a v12

[@manologomezroldan5149]

100000rpm? 😮

[@kekke2000]

It idles at 30 000 rpm lol

[@angrypotyeto9656]

If Elon musk “”””made”””” and engine

[@angrypotyeto9656]

Made in the same way he has made the hyper loop

[@MAILMAN9936]

F1 in 2225

[@johannpatrickvillena2081]

bro at this point just get a jet engine you could powet a fricking commercial airliner with this or a ship

[@TimSmith-vl4qk]

Jumo 211

[@LW0001]

Top speed: Mach 6

[@Entity_BlackRed777]

0:04 SO FUNNY!!!! 0:05 EVEN FUNNIER!!!! 0:09 MADE ME LAUGH TO DEATH!!!! 0:30 INSANE!!!!

[@schizophreniagaming4058]

"Give it a rev" *rods decide to disintegrate *starts destroying reality as a whole "You know it d̶͚̺̂̐͐͜͠ọ̶̢͉͈̊̌̏͒ę̸̳͌͑s̸̙̘̪̳̖̑͗̅͘n̵̨̼͖͚̳̫̊̌ͅ'̵͚̌̈́̄̕ṭ̶̡̨̰͈͔͔̍͒͗̚̕͘͜ s̷̨̝̗̜̫̘̮͎̀̾̾͘͘ͅo̵̯̺̾̊̌̈́̂͐̕ư̴̛̰̹̥̲͎̼̫̤͛͆͊̒̀̄̄̔̈̉͠n̶̨͔̤̖͓̣̙̼̐̂̒d̷̘͈͘ ̵͈̻̮̖̇͊̓t̶̮̐̃̂̀̾͝h̴̡̥̬̣̺̟̖̤͇̜̣̞̫͂͘͜a̸̧͖̪̫̹͂̃t̴̛͈͂̄͂͊̌̇͛̾͊͠ b̶̻̟̬͕̮̞͒͒͂̑̇̑̇̓͐̈́̌̽̂͒̇̈́͗̒̑̀̌͊̍̌̕̕͜͝͝ã̵̛̛͔̠̖̈́̐̉̏̈̂̀̊̇̃́͗̏̀̀̾͝͠͝ ̸̧̡̪̪̓̏͛̉̑̎̄͋́́͘͝͠͠ ̵̨̧̢̪̞̺͔̟̱̼͈̣̫̙̰̖̖̙͙͂̐̄͗͌̒̈́̈́̍ͅ ̸̢̡̧̤͉͚̳̫͓̘̩̳̼̖̦͈͉̥̉̔̑̏͜ ̸̡̧̧̛̲͕̹̳͙͇͎̟̱̖̹͉̼̻͕̤̙̙̣̤͖̞͚̮͎̳̘̋͊̔͐̋̾͑̓̌̉͊͌̋͗̀̾͘͝͝ ̵̨̛̪̖̻̠̗̙͙̱̙̠̱̙̞͎͇̞̗̝͖̘̿̄̈͋͑̐ ̸̡̨̧̡̢̞͓͓̥̩̫̘͕̬̖̙̺͙͇̖̻͔̩̯̮̥́̆̾̔͑͌́̿̀͒͊̒̔͘͜ͅ ̷̛͙̜̰͖̇̃̊͗͋̽̊̑͐͂̍͘͝ͅ ̵̻͔̽͊͊̈͗̈́͋̃̐̈́̀̒̍̀̋̾̃̉̿̍͒̋̄͠ ̴̧͇͕̜̩͍̝̫͂̇̿́͗̏̍̎̀̈́̃̀̇͌̿͛̇̆͝͠͝ ̶̢̡̛̻̰̝͚͖̮͚̱͖͇͇̜͂͊͊͋̎̒̏̽́̈́̈́̈̐̈̿͑̌̋͒̈̅͌̓͠͠ ̴̲̭̬̥̇̊̄̈́̈̓̾̏̃͂̀́̑͂̍͘̚͠͝͠͝ ̶̯̮͈̮͙̖̠͆͛̄̂̒͂̈́͂̓̎͌̒̌͂̅͗́͘̚̚͝͠͝d̴̜̖̖̿͌͆̒̍̈̑̀̉̉̕̚̕͝

[@TheSeedyProject]

This shit is getting ridiculous now.

[@engineer359]

Funny

[@leebauer6431]

That ignition is just a pair of white circles!🤣