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@mrmagoo-i2l4 жыл бұрын
Will I have to pay an outrageous import charge? I’m from the U.K.
@mrmagoo-i2l4 жыл бұрын
N Satheesan zero. The acceleration time graph has no gradient.
@mrmagoo-i2l4 жыл бұрын
N Satheesan It makes no sense. The left seriously can’t meme.
@livethefuture24924 жыл бұрын
@N Satheesan don't be a 'jerk'
@Rovsau4 жыл бұрын
Hey, Lookup Tables are your friend. Also, do you still use Spreadsheets at your level, or just Python etc?
@sovietshoretrooper58864 жыл бұрын
"How does a phone work?" "Fucking magic!" the response I give all the time as a software engineer
@arthochakravorthy62743 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you be saying by the electric circuits in the phone that turn on and off on each input which tell the phone what commands to execute?
@fractal57643 жыл бұрын
@@arthochakravorthy6274 That is a extremely bad explanation that is also extremely very bad.
@papesldjnsjkfjsn3 жыл бұрын
@@arthochakravorthy6274 nice try but not really it is quite more complicated than that.
@zacgarcia90823 жыл бұрын
@@arthochakravorthy6274 its magic my guy
@ftldesignbureau78913 жыл бұрын
The phone seams to run on sum sort of magic
@xxbeatuupzz4 жыл бұрын
The most engineer thing I've heard is "the closest I've been to a threesome is doing 2 programming tasks in one night"
@unapatton19784 жыл бұрын
Really?!
@zachstar4 жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear the dirty talk
@xxbeatuupzz4 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar as an aero engineer, no two words turn me on more than "inviscid flow"
@willpestka27454 жыл бұрын
@@xxbeatuupzz Show me what you got you bad Bernoulli bitch *slaps engineering pad*
@Jacob-ABCXYZ2 жыл бұрын
@@xxbeatuupzz inviscid flow 😉
@BeautifulYou5014 жыл бұрын
"should I put F=ma on the cheat sheet?" the engineers equivalent to doing 2+2 on your calculator just in case xD
@WillowLiv4 жыл бұрын
I mean, I was once doing a drawing, I was calculating some sizes and my brain farted out 26 + 39 =56. I didn't use the calculator because how could I possibly get that wrong. The drawing ended up looking all squished and I lost 4 hours of work. Now I know, double check shit WITH a calculator.
@aymen14744 жыл бұрын
yea about that on java midterm i forgot the stupid line that imports all the commands and ended up writing everything without being able to test the code...
@eamonworden43694 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it engineers doing both though?
@impolitedirector35954 жыл бұрын
I once wrote 44/22 = 11 in a test. The next day my teacher called me and showed me my paper. It was so embarrassing lmao. I always use a calculator to check every calculation I make since then.
@jonathanrullman12784 жыл бұрын
Or V=IR
@Mu_Lambda_Theta4 жыл бұрын
0:41 He reads everything out loud. *Except for the answer on his calculator*
@pewpewpandas92034 жыл бұрын
And here's where I'd put [the answer he read out loud] *IF HE READ IT*
@black_jack_meghav4 жыл бұрын
Lol loved that bit
@teagan_p_999 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna get any marks just for that anyway.
@mumenrider1908 Жыл бұрын
lmao that’s so me
@brone6164 жыл бұрын
I took the cheat sheet game so far at my uni they had to make a rule against it. We were allowed one side A4 so I used blue and red ink paired with those old style blue and red filter 3D goggles to effectively give myself two sides A4 on one side of paper. This was allowed in the exam but they specifically banned it afterwards.
@macpr0c4 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant
@unapatton19784 жыл бұрын
Well done. I bet you are a legend at your uni.
@bigwig46894 жыл бұрын
I made a Möbius strip for my one sided cheat sheet
@spinecho6094 жыл бұрын
Glorious
@tooljockey27774 жыл бұрын
fuck you need two sides of A4 on a test for
@williamkoller98734 жыл бұрын
“So would that circuit have been used in the Iron Man suit”, *camera pans to whiteboard* its a single resister and a voltage source 💀
@Juan_Carl0s4 жыл бұрын
Yeah with the V=IR, that was hilarious
@aniruddhrao34893 жыл бұрын
I almost died in that one. Like the most simplest circuit was used in the iron man suit 😂😂😂😂
@kelly26313 жыл бұрын
@@aniruddhrao3489 so technically it probably would have been used somewhere in some form, right?
@aniruddhrao34893 жыл бұрын
@@kelly2631 A more complex form would have been used sure but this type of circuit is probably only used to teach people who are new to the field
@wladfiggs3 жыл бұрын
@@aniruddhrao3489 I was gonna say that I made a lampstand when was in junior high that was exactly that, but then I remembered that there was a switch, so, yeah, your right
@fikretesfay96564 жыл бұрын
"how do you solve Navier stokes? I could use a million bucks" funniest.
@rhealastname2664 жыл бұрын
P=NP for N=1 Gimme my money bitch
@ashtonsmith17304 жыл бұрын
@@rhealastname266 its for P=0 you litte shit
@mazocco4 жыл бұрын
The answer is solar energy. Population = Nuclear Power is true because society will e eventually develop to that point but we have to move to solar energy. You are welcome.
@rhealastname2664 жыл бұрын
@@ashtonsmith1730 That's the joke lol!
@ashtonsmith17304 жыл бұрын
@@rhealastname266 no its N=1 or P=0
@obedbabington39034 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you find that one guy who is all of these simultaneously
@ncedwards12344 жыл бұрын
Henlo
@launcher36944 жыл бұрын
Shrodingers asshole
@shockbladezed23524 жыл бұрын
Idk bro, it would be real embarassing for the one with prior knowledge in engineering to cheat.
@gabrielpeterson20793 жыл бұрын
@@shockbladezed2352 That guy might not have cheated though. It's made to seem ambiguous.
@konakg81743 жыл бұрын
@@launcher3694 No, that's someone who waits to see what reaction he/she gets before deciding whether to say "It was a joke"
@aks61114 жыл бұрын
3:40 "I got 12 angry men ready to beat this sh*t out of you cause they actually studied" XDDD made me LOL
@antonioibarra22922 жыл бұрын
Me too
@AdvikTekkieTalk Жыл бұрын
oh my god. You used lol, CORRECTLY and it sounds wrong
@dylanparker1304 жыл бұрын
"... and barely passed with the curve that you ruined!" was a genius line xD
@Xeem_Pad Жыл бұрын
What is curve?
@Alex-vl1mk Жыл бұрын
@@Xeem_Pad sometimes assignments are graded on a curve, like if everyone did particularly bad on an exam the percentages would be adjusted to fit that. For example, someone with a 40/100 might get a B for that exam
@alaakela Жыл бұрын
We had one of these 😂
@lexscarlet4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna sell that design to Boeing and then use that money to buy Boeing." A Zach Star-run Boeing would be an interesting Boeing indeed
@Proxyincognito4 жыл бұрын
With drones and light sabers.
@zachstar4 жыл бұрын
The biggest threat to all nations is lack of light saber drones
@livedandletdie4 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar The biggest threat to all nations would be if you were allowed to own a massive corporation and began designing killer robots... We already have Google's AI research and Boston Dynamics robot research... we don't need Zach Star's latest project we all know how well it went the last time before you invented the time machine to return back in time to when you hadn't invented the HARM - Human Attracted Remote Missile...
@jordanismyname79884 жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie imagine if an engineer invented a time machine lmao
@defunct13733 жыл бұрын
@@jordanismyname7988 Specialized engineers probably won't be able to build one. A time machine literally fucks with space-time, you need to develop some crazy science for that.
@elonmuskhaslostit4 жыл бұрын
3:24 or ‘the pretender’ That studies 500 years but acts like he doesn’t
@genericusername42064 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk _ yes to sound cool that they did not study but they totally did
@harsh95584 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stephenrio20864 жыл бұрын
We're just depressed and have no confidence in our self worth. Leave us alone. :'(
@elonmusk3524 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I got some fan boy of mine imao
@elonmuskhaslostit4 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk I don’t like people impersonating me lol
@cgme70764 жыл бұрын
I had the “curve ruiner” in my Chem 1 class, and it wasn’t just one but four. Four people were retaking the class, I think all on their third time. They absolutely destroyed the curve.
@entropy86343 жыл бұрын
Isn't Chem 1 just highschool chemistry?
@mrsmiley_14683 жыл бұрын
@@entropy8634 depends on the school sometimes yeah but sometimes no. High school chem at my university is called "remedial chemistry" and is chem 99.
@ronaldomendoza75783 жыл бұрын
@@entropy8634 It can depend, for my uni's general chemistry its high school up until a few weeks near the end (didn't take AP tho so can't comment in that regard)
@ashleyn.91662 жыл бұрын
I was the curve ruiner. I had taken upper level IB physics, but it didn't get me credit for my physics class in college. I dropped the study class when I found out it was optional. Found out the homework wasn't required at that point. I did the 3 hardest problems from each lesson to prove to myself I understood it and studied maybe half an hour for exams. The professor asked to see me after class. I was the only student to get not only everything right but all the extra credit on the 1st of 2 midterms. (I missed 2 0ts on the 2nd) He wanted to know how a student who had dropped the very recommended study class had gotten the top grade. As soon as I told him why he accepted I wasn't cheating and told me he wasn't going to set curves off of me. The median rest score was like a D+. I kept my grades in that class very quiet for about 2 years until I got very drunk and 2 if my friends kept going on and on about how brutal the class was. It's ok tho. I took diff eq 3 times.
@karthiktirumala17732 жыл бұрын
@@entropy8634 I think it’s AP Chem.
@jaker84614 жыл бұрын
I'm the one in the zoom class that asks the question that everyone in chat is asking (the professor never checks chat) only to have the professor rant about how dumb the question is.
@rickf63754 жыл бұрын
:D
@peachyhello4 жыл бұрын
Oof I feel that
@certifiedfreshfruit94803 жыл бұрын
As a person who only uses chat, thank you
@muddslideofficial31853 жыл бұрын
Good for you dude
@diplomatofthesosbrigade9313 жыл бұрын
Take for for the team, good man
@bobofthekerbals97974 жыл бұрын
The cheat sheet part reminded me of this one time in history where I managed to fit an entire study guide onto about two-thirds of one side of a notecard. Proudest achievement of my life
@dice75844 жыл бұрын
What was the font size
@ashmckay33563 жыл бұрын
I did that except in Latin 1, fit 9/10 pages on the full note card (didn’t need the first page, it was easy vocab)
@bilalrasool12 жыл бұрын
One of my friends only included what he needed, so he drew cats on his notecard
@the_demon149 Жыл бұрын
I did that, but then I lost the notecard.
@funournour95854 жыл бұрын
"When you were coding hello world, i was in intern coding hello World..of Warcraft" Lmfao, that's totally a thing my brother would say.
@Bamdd54 жыл бұрын
A good one I’ve experienced is “if no one has any questions, class is dismissed.” Then some precedes to ask a never ending stream of questions unrelated to the lecture
@noether94474 жыл бұрын
Sorry :(
@startuckval51984 жыл бұрын
Engineering students actually be like : gonna let this guy Zachary star ruin my sleep schedule
@danstrikker64653 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jackblack8142 жыл бұрын
Bahahahhaha so true
@RC32Smiths014 жыл бұрын
I also love gargling Listerine mid-test. It mentally helps me to ace every single one I take.
@zachstar4 жыл бұрын
Remember I never exaggerate in these videos, all real world experiences.
@rafialif86024 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar You have got be kidding me.
@RC32Smiths014 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar Nice! My man!
@WUNDER644 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar omg, no way someone uses mouthwash during exams! 😂😂
@garret19304 жыл бұрын
@@rafialif8602 I once brought an electric kettle, teapot, and my favourite teacup to an exam.
@quaterni04 жыл бұрын
"I've been interning at NASA since I was three" Too real
@fahadalghamdi9316 Жыл бұрын
3:45 This is a big reason why I fiercely oppose grading on curves. It turns students into competitors rather than cooperators, it unfairly punishes students on the left side of the IQ bell curve by comparing them with students on the right side of the bell curve, and it does not help with learning objectives at all. It is a lazy and irresponsible way for professors to hide their incompetence if the overall class performance was low, and punish students who succeed in the learning objectives if the overall class performance was high because they did not preform to the same level as their peers at that point in time. in short, grading on a curve is Evil and unhelpful.
@PapaFlammy694 жыл бұрын
I'm yo dadda
@mylegocustoms34434 жыл бұрын
Harder daddy 0.0
@PapaFlammy694 жыл бұрын
@@mylegocustoms3443 8=D
@gsjxbxbxhdhs53524 жыл бұрын
fuck yes math man
@LightningShiva14 жыл бұрын
What the fack are the above reply's even talking about
@mylegocustoms34434 жыл бұрын
@@LightningShiva1 hahahahahah lmao welcome to the club
@alexisidro4 жыл бұрын
Lmao those cheat sheets were epic. I’d spend three days making a cheat sheet and then get lost and scramble during the test because I couldn’t find the specific formula I needed. Sheet was so packed!
@ssholum4 жыл бұрын
I think they knew this when designing the EIT exam, since you get a small library to use as a cheat sheet.
@mrmagoo-i2l4 жыл бұрын
Not so easy in the U.K. we have to derive our formulas. Unless it’s thermo dynamics. Then we can take a sheet in.
@alexisidro4 жыл бұрын
@@mrmagoo-i2l That's rough!
@Prashant-pm7iz3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmagoo-i2l whst degree do you do?
@JohnCena-le1jj3 жыл бұрын
@@Prashant-pm7iz Grandmaster of Philoscience
@DarthSidian4 жыл бұрын
"For number 3, I want you guys using Schrödinger's equation. That's the surprise I mentioned earlier!" _Pained noises of students_ Cheat sheet artist: "Fucking told you lol" This exchange killed me lol
@baldguy80254 жыл бұрын
0:55 you forgot to make the teacher tell the non-noisy dude to stop chatting
@alexandermcclure61858 ай бұрын
so f'ing true OMG I tell the literal NOISIEST PEOPLE IN THE CLASS to (respectfully) STFU, and the teacher tells ME "no talking!"?!? like what is wrong with them
@dearonskroll2524 жыл бұрын
2:46 "How does a phone work?" "F*cking magic! Oh! Look at that we're out of time. I'll see you guys on Monday" This part made me laugh so much I woke my roommate XD.
@gooseharbinger4851 Жыл бұрын
4:06 i have a college class where we are learning SOLIDWORKS and two of my classmates learned how to use it in middle school and one is going to submit a tank he designed in 7th grade as his final project. They take the class because it’s “a free credit”
@rowancook43694 жыл бұрын
"I know it by heart, but I might forget it for some reason...better put it on the notecard." I felt that sooo hard lmao
@yashagarwal82494 жыл бұрын
We need 'Engineering Profs be Like' Part 2! And Part 3 and..... Part n (lim n-> inf)
@xavierstanton81464 жыл бұрын
Commented before watching. For those who don't know the joke on the shirt in the thumbnail. The third derivative of position is called the jerk
@3zahra6444 жыл бұрын
Can u explain a lil more😅 How is it jerk?
@scientia48664 жыл бұрын
lol thx, i hoped somebody here could explain that to me and youtube comments never fail me ^^ to anyone who cares: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics) /upvoted
@B3Band4 жыл бұрын
@@3zahra644 An acceleration of acceleration. Like when you slam on your brakes when driving.
@gabedarrett13014 жыл бұрын
@@B3Band That's about as confusing as saying that acceleration is the velocity of velocity. Just say that the jerk is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time.
@gabedarrett13014 жыл бұрын
@Rockstump Bike yes, but that also depends on the mass
@benfarney36642 жыл бұрын
1:15 You also need to write one layer in blue, then one layer in red, and bring blue and red lenses so that you can use each space twice.
@alexandermcclure61858 ай бұрын
And write each layer with different polarizations so there's 4 layers (RH, RV, BH, BV) to see. Add yellow and you get 6 total (RH, RV, YH, YV, BH, BV.) Now get a mantis shrimp eye and see 22 different colors, use ALL of those (with polarization, ofc) to get 50 layers. Who doesn't need literally EVERY equation for EVERY subject?
@LordVestik3 жыл бұрын
2:47 ''How does a phone work?'' ''FUCKIN' MAGIC!'' I died.
@nirbhay.8400k4 жыл бұрын
0:55 was awesome .... and that "thank you" in the end XD.
@txicityy8224 жыл бұрын
“I’d say finishing 2 programming assignments in 1 night is the closest I’ve been to a threesome.” This had me DYINGGGGGG
@TrazynTI4 жыл бұрын
3:31 that fcking clock is genius.
@shripadrao334 жыл бұрын
The T-shirt translates to “Don’t be a jerk” .
@dxtfx19124 жыл бұрын
Can you explain it for us who don't know?
@ericnjuguna40714 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. explain
@shripadrao334 жыл бұрын
@@dxtfx1912 derivative of position(x) with respect to time is velocity which is dx/dt. Double derivative of the x with respect to time is acceleration i.e (d^2*x)/(d*t^2). The triple derivative of the same is called "jerk" which means sudden movement which is (d^3*x)/(d*t^3).
@sbyrstall4 жыл бұрын
@@shripadrao33 that a new concept to me. Must be something new that is being taught.
@shripadrao334 жыл бұрын
@Ꮶαƚѕuƙi βαƙugօ exactly
@TheFlinko4 жыл бұрын
"I'm just saying, if you use a lookup table...you're a bitch." I'm in tears.
@HerbaMachina4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I definitely am guilty of reading out problems in a whisper during tests.
@leongrden81124 жыл бұрын
Don't
@joestar33354 жыл бұрын
@@leongrden8112 yeah mean just whisper the answer instead thankss
@genny18142 жыл бұрын
I am very much
@Alex-wp9oo4 жыл бұрын
“I know F=ma by heart but I better put it on there in case I forget it” This right here
@tyler895574 жыл бұрын
"Cheat sheat graffiti artist" Me in French when I'm given the option of writing a cheat sheet.
@WUNDER644 жыл бұрын
I love those teachers!
@pnutbuttrcrepes81294 жыл бұрын
Man, French is easy, lol.
@tyler895574 жыл бұрын
@@pnutbuttrcrepes8129 Not when English, the main language that you speak, is still challenging to you.
@mrmagoo-i2l4 жыл бұрын
PnutButtrCrepes A white flag on a stick. English is easy, just increase the volume. “LE SPEEEK DE FUQIN ANGLAIS”.
@captainsnake85154 жыл бұрын
PnutButtrCrepes French is by far my hardest class. It all depends on what you already know, how interested you are, and how good the teacher is.
@Purple2Pi3 жыл бұрын
As a gifted kid with low confidence, I definitely felt that “barely tries and still does well” skit
@bilalrasool12 жыл бұрын
In Calculus 2, a class I was not required to take but took for fun, I was excluded from the curve to make it fair. finished the class with a 99.8%
@isagiyoichi52072 жыл бұрын
@@bilalrasool1 bro what 🥶
@rowbotia2 жыл бұрын
@@bilalrasool1 what the FUCK
@nafinbong92222 жыл бұрын
@@isagiyoichi5207 I think he’s talking about high school calculus. Anyone who says they got very high grades in accredited engineering calculus without trying is just lying.
@isagiyoichi52072 жыл бұрын
@@nafinbong9222 ye exactly I’m doing aerospace engineering and I cant imagine getting 99.8% just by trying
@humzahkhan62993 жыл бұрын
I watched this once before I graduated high school and thought the video was pretty funny. Now that I’m done my first year in engineering I have to say I felt a lot these clips on a deep emotional level. Especially that cheater one lol.
@John73John4 жыл бұрын
I'm in computer programming, and I feel like some weird hybrid who oscillates between "The one who should not have made it this far in school" and "The one who barely tries and still does well." I guess I should have gone into statistics, then on the average I'd be normal.
@danese16362 жыл бұрын
2:04 there was a kid in my fluids class that did this. By the end of the semester, I swear every single person in that class despised when he would raise his hand.
@ewhar52274 жыл бұрын
5:27 the shirt made me laugh out loud.
@hallis89064 жыл бұрын
what does it mean? 🥺
@willyou88674 жыл бұрын
@@hallis8906 Jerk
@mayankbisht76914 жыл бұрын
@@willyou8867 how??
@anwarulbashirshuaib56734 жыл бұрын
@@mayankbisht7691 Displacement = X. First derivative of X= Velocity. Second derivative of X=Acceleration. Third derivative of X=Jerk.
Bro I once took one full proof of the whole schrodinger equation for our quantum electronics test and the peof said to prove that. I was so happy, he figured out sth was wrong because I was smiling when writing
@jach25132 жыл бұрын
4:53 my Thermodynamics prof said that he would kill himself if he had to use a look up table.
@NativeVsColonial4 жыл бұрын
I'm from India and as an engineering student, "Bringing micro cheats in exams" and "the one who had engineering experience before college" is pretty relatable one, else others kinds alienating to me, anyways it's good to see the law of similarity exists in between =)
@mastershooter644 жыл бұрын
Engineers are a hybrid of physicists who are bad at physics and mathematicians who are bad at math. jk, engineers are awesome!
@Cyrathil4 жыл бұрын
We're not physicists who are bad at physics. We're just approximately physicists.
@kieudung4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@danmartinez88644 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm not bad at math, I'm just bad at math
@dialga46884 жыл бұрын
I was once a physicist who was bad at physics, maybe I would've made a good engineer
@HerbaMachina4 жыл бұрын
Engineers are just physicists who insist on constantly collapsing the Quantum Wave Function.
@harsh95584 жыл бұрын
2:56 that wall clock looks very dangerous
@Pac0Master4 жыл бұрын
For the Cheat Sheet, I'd probably just write the whole thing on the computer and print it at a custom scale.
@Pac0Master4 жыл бұрын
@Ammaarah Gardee That's too bad, my hand writing is probably as bad as a Doctor.
@Pac0Master4 жыл бұрын
@Ammaarah Gardee I don't know, Sometime I struggle reading some stuff I wrote months earlier
@Vic-E4 жыл бұрын
The cheat sheet one is so true. People will spend more time on those things than actually studying and learning the material. I had a kid come in once with a magnifying glass cause he had typed one up in the smallest font he could get...
@teagan_p_999 Жыл бұрын
I got a few printed professionally because my home printer didn't have the necessary resolution.
@vinculaomega52832 жыл бұрын
As a hardware designer working predominantly with HDL and FPGAs, I took the lookup table comment personally.
@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest4 жыл бұрын
Not an engineer, but in physical chemistry we were allowed to use a self written formula sheet. And even though I knew many formulae by heart, I even wrote down pV=nRT.
@averagejoey20004 жыл бұрын
The cheat sheet artist is a net positive. Allowing a notecard or single page for writing down all that you can actually gets students to kinda study.
@ecsodikas4 жыл бұрын
0:19 Zach Star ASMR career confirmed.
@viniciusmagnoni64922 жыл бұрын
I'm a noisy test taker
@lavdieel23694 жыл бұрын
GOD bless you Zach! I adore your sense of humor!
@zachstar4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@AllThingsCubey4 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm the iron man suit question... I think I asked my fracture mechanics lecturer about how ceramic composite armour in tanks, at one point, and thermoplastic composites for applications in stealth aircraft in another.
@FF-ch9nr4 жыл бұрын
“And the goop lady was all like oh no help me”
@LightningShiva14 жыл бұрын
1:32 this is completely me lmao
@imusingwindowsbtw14693 жыл бұрын
1:37 Never have I been so offended by something I absolutely agree with
@jonathangrey63544 жыл бұрын
The Noisy test taker in real life literally almost makes my brain hemorrhage
@anthonykrishna4 жыл бұрын
"Once a Engineer always a ENGINEER" 😆
@Coreyahno3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video after a couple semester go by to see how many jokes I understand compared to last time.
@shuttleman27c2 жыл бұрын
I have literally only studied for 2 tests in my entire life. The ASVAB and the driving tests. I have always let my test grades carry me because I know my stuff even if the teacher thinks I dont and tells me to sit up. I learn better eyes closed unless looking at an equation because it gives me the ability to imagine the equation and try to figure it out.
@graceharris89734 жыл бұрын
The calculator sound effects and the gurgling in the beginning absolutely KILLED me!!!!!
@magdalenaj.13903 жыл бұрын
As a music student, this is fascinating to me
@hollowclarity2 ай бұрын
I think all engineer students are all at the same time
@daytradersanonymous99554 жыл бұрын
"How does a phone work? .....Fu@$ing MAGIC🙄" 😂🤣
@Quantum_Magnus2 жыл бұрын
I was taking a midterm for a CS class and the guy next to me would do this annoying thing where every time he’d finish writing something, he’d start rapidly tapping his fingers on the table as if he were playing a piano. I literally turned and told him to shut up out loud.
@thenothingking4 жыл бұрын
"Would that circuit have been used in Iron Man's suit?" that scene was too accurate, I even think that same question about everything lmfao
@GeekNewz2 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alart, the answer is an easy no. If this circuit was in Iron Man's suit then the suit won't work (or it will overhit and explode). The best I can think of is maybe that tin can mark 1 suit he got, but even that's a stretch
@peterbonucci9661 Жыл бұрын
There is that test where the highest grade is 98% and the mean is 8%.
@Kazu-don4 жыл бұрын
(Civil) engeneering undergrads when angry: Why am I even studyng this! I ain't ever using this while making a road!
@teagan_p_999 Жыл бұрын
Lol in first year physics I missed a whole question because I forgot to put a formula on my sheet. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
@supermortar28624 жыл бұрын
"How does a phone work?" "F*CKING MAGIC oh look at that we're out of time for today"
@felixdogan6776 Жыл бұрын
3:40 Hell yeah he doing references
@126sivgucsivanshgupta24 жыл бұрын
This thing hits different when you finally start studying engineering ... 3 days to my first engineering class !!!😁😁
@kimberlyw25914 жыл бұрын
Oh you sweet summer child Don't worry though, you got dis
@WUNDER644 жыл бұрын
Dude, if you really love it. Go for it! I know I don't
@brimmed4 жыл бұрын
it's not that bad. i'm a ee and borderline dumb as a rock. graduated three years ago and worked at a small consulting firm doing a lot of nothing and now work in utilities doing transmission planning. only problem is i dont remember jack shit on transmission theory. guess what i'm saying is, just fake it til you make it. buy a ti nspire and type all your notes onto it, at least for the lower div stuff. nobody expects you to have a cheat sheet on the calc. obviously don't do this if you actually get to bring a cheat sheet
@WUNDER644 жыл бұрын
@@brimmed you are my inspiration now. I was thinking of dropping out dude
@rodrigoschaefer58784 жыл бұрын
Nice! I hope to come back here 5 years in the future and hear good news from you.
@Diana32292 жыл бұрын
Not engineering, but there was this girl in my class who would always say she did horribly in tests. She was valedictorian…
@jenniferredd14303 жыл бұрын
One tip for the annoying test takers where you know you struggle with the noise is to get test accommodations, where they have a separate room where it is nice and quiet, even with noise canceling headphones. Really helpful if you are unable to properly concentrate during a test due to the people around you.
@aiham_awd3 ай бұрын
4:30 I feel like my whole group was this guy 😭
@chai29134 жыл бұрын
Remembering my physics and maths tests in highschool, i put some cheat index card in my id case. Definitely saves time and keeps my anxiety at bay knowing if i forget f=ma for some reason, just gonna check that id man.
@djaberski76254 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhhhhh Same here
@shotgun36283 жыл бұрын
"Ive got 12 angry men waiting to beat the shit out of you" Golden joke
@ChrisSutherlandPhys4 жыл бұрын
Can confirm these are all accurate... still way better than premeds
@_Snix3 жыл бұрын
1:00 “Hey you in the black shirt hand in your test papers you have been disqualified for shouting during the examination time and disturbing your fellow student taking the test in peace and silence”
@jcnot97124 жыл бұрын
Lmao! Schrödinger’s equation for a pendulum system. Is it Antman’s pendulum or something? 🤣
@kentdetrick5865 Жыл бұрын
Except the dude that wrote Schrödinger’s equation has no idea how it works and still gets the question wrong. haha.
@vector60773 жыл бұрын
03:23 Honestly, some ppl can catch almost anything the professor explains on the fly, and with good understanding of concepts...your memory gets better, so they barely study...and do from decent to great on the corresponding tests. And it's not a gift...it's just about being passionate about learning from a young age, those ppl have their brains wired for this...throughout the years. Genuinely, either that...or he's...yeah, a cheater.
@shashankambone69202 жыл бұрын
That only gets you so far. Honestly the higher you go on education levels, the less likely it is for anyone to be able to do that.
@paolopiccinno73513 жыл бұрын
2:49 the student: "How does a phone work?" the professor:"F*CKING MAGIC!!" i died
@rafialif86024 жыл бұрын
Sell it to Boeing and BUY Boeing.😂😂
@Soup4Dayz4 жыл бұрын
Dude the noisy test takers kill me. Hearing you whisper-reading a prompt like that triggered some anti-asmr lol
@ziadkhayat72994 жыл бұрын
I felt every single line of the cheat sheet guy on a personal level.
@SuperMaDBrothers4 жыл бұрын
“Would the net force still be 0 if the bridge were at the center of a black hole?” LMAO reminds me of this Quora post I saw “I was told dividing by 0 isn’t allowed but I did it and it works. What other numbers can we not divide by?”
@exlzyor20064 жыл бұрын
"I'd say finishing two programming assignments in one night is the closest I've been to a threesome". Pure gold.
@skillex83763 жыл бұрын
“Ive got 12 angry men waiting to beat the F out of you because they studied” I see what you did there
@kaylo16803 жыл бұрын
"If you use a look-up-table..., you're a bitch". Killed me.
@KingJacob105 Жыл бұрын
"I know it by heart... but I might forget it for some reason during the test..." why does this always happen?
@mika19981254 жыл бұрын
"I know f=ma by heart" damn thats Einstein right there lmao
@newdaysamepains Жыл бұрын
I remember specially. We had this prof who would grade extremely hard. You had to take 2 of his courses to pass your major. I'm actually glad I took his class because he way over taught us, other courses felt like recaps of his 2 courses. I had finished with a B in his 2nd course which was the hard one. However this guy I had met was consistently getting A's. I would sit in the very front trying to absorb all I can while he would sit 10 rows behind in a class that was