Engineering students be like...(Part 2)

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Zach Star

Zach Star

3 жыл бұрын

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@zachstar
@zachstar 3 жыл бұрын
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@lesserspottedmugwump.363
@lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 жыл бұрын
Will I have to pay an outrageous import charge? I’m from the U.K.
@lesserspottedmugwump.363
@lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 жыл бұрын
N Satheesan zero. The acceleration time graph has no gradient.
@lesserspottedmugwump.363
@lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 жыл бұрын
N Satheesan It makes no sense. The left seriously can’t meme.
@livethefuture2492
@livethefuture2492 3 жыл бұрын
@N Satheesan don't be a 'jerk'
@Rovsau
@Rovsau 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, Lookup Tables are your friend. Also, do you still use Spreadsheets at your level, or just Python etc?
@xxbeatuupzz
@xxbeatuupzz 3 жыл бұрын
The most engineer thing I've heard is "the closest I've been to a threesome is doing 2 programming tasks in one night"
@unapatton1978
@unapatton1978 3 жыл бұрын
Really?!
@zachstar
@zachstar 3 жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear the dirty talk
@xxbeatuupzz
@xxbeatuupzz 3 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar as an aero engineer, no two words turn me on more than "inviscid flow"
@willpestka2745
@willpestka2745 3 жыл бұрын
@@xxbeatuupzz Show me what you got you bad Bernoulli bitch *slaps engineering pad*
@Jacob-ABCXYZ
@Jacob-ABCXYZ 2 жыл бұрын
@@xxbeatuupzz inviscid flow 😉
@BeautifulYou501
@BeautifulYou501 3 жыл бұрын
"should I put F=ma on the cheat sheet?" the engineers equivalent to doing 2+2 on your calculator just in case xD
@WillowLiv
@WillowLiv 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I was once doing a drawing, I was calculating some sizes and my brain farted out 26 + 39 =56. I didn't use the calculator because how could I possibly get that wrong. The drawing ended up looking all squished and I lost 4 hours of work. Now I know, double check shit WITH a calculator.
@aymen1474
@aymen1474 3 жыл бұрын
yea about that on java midterm i forgot the stupid line that imports all the commands and ended up writing everything without being able to test the code...
@eamonworden4369
@eamonworden4369 3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it engineers doing both though?
@impolitedirector3595
@impolitedirector3595 3 жыл бұрын
I once wrote 44/22 = 11 in a test. The next day my teacher called me and showed me my paper. It was so embarrassing lmao. I always use a calculator to check every calculation I make since then.
@jonathanrullman1278
@jonathanrullman1278 3 жыл бұрын
Or V=IR
@maulob1523
@maulob1523 3 жыл бұрын
0:41 He reads everything out loud. *Except for the answer on his calculator*
@pewpewpandas9203
@pewpewpandas9203 3 жыл бұрын
And here's where I'd put [the answer he read out loud] *IF HE READ IT*
@black_jack_meghav
@black_jack_meghav 3 жыл бұрын
Lol loved that bit
@teagan_p_999
@teagan_p_999 11 ай бұрын
Not gonna get any marks just for that anyway.
@mumenrider1908
@mumenrider1908 9 ай бұрын
lmao that’s so me
@sovietshoretrooper5886
@sovietshoretrooper5886 3 жыл бұрын
"How does a phone work?" "Fucking magic!" the response I give all the time as a software engineer
@arthochakravorthy6274
@arthochakravorthy6274 3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't you be saying by the electric circuits in the phone that turn on and off on each input which tell the phone what commands to execute?
@fractal5764
@fractal5764 3 жыл бұрын
@@arthochakravorthy6274 That is a extremely bad explanation that is also extremely very bad.
@papesldjnsjkfjsn
@papesldjnsjkfjsn 2 жыл бұрын
@@arthochakravorthy6274 nice try but not really it is quite more complicated than that.
@zacgarcia9082
@zacgarcia9082 2 жыл бұрын
@@arthochakravorthy6274 its magic my guy
@ftldesignbureau7891
@ftldesignbureau7891 2 жыл бұрын
The phone seams to run on sum sort of magic
@williamkoller9873
@williamkoller9873 3 жыл бұрын
“So would that circuit have been used in the Iron Man suit”, *camera pans to whiteboard* its a single resister and a voltage source 💀
@Juan_Carl0s
@Juan_Carl0s 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah with the V=IR, that was hilarious
@aniruddhrao3489
@aniruddhrao3489 3 жыл бұрын
I almost died in that one. Like the most simplest circuit was used in the iron man suit 😂😂😂😂
@kelly2631
@kelly2631 3 жыл бұрын
@@aniruddhrao3489 so technically it probably would have been used somewhere in some form, right?
@aniruddhrao3489
@aniruddhrao3489 3 жыл бұрын
@@kelly2631 A more complex form would have been used sure but this type of circuit is probably only used to teach people who are new to the field
@wladfiggs
@wladfiggs 3 жыл бұрын
@@aniruddhrao3489 I was gonna say that I made a lampstand when was in junior high that was exactly that, but then I remembered that there was a switch, so, yeah, your right
@brone616
@brone616 3 жыл бұрын
I took the cheat sheet game so far at my uni they had to make a rule against it. We were allowed one side A4 so I used blue and red ink paired with those old style blue and red filter 3D goggles to effectively give myself two sides A4 on one side of paper. This was allowed in the exam but they specifically banned it afterwards.
@macpr0c
@macpr0c 3 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant
@unapatton1978
@unapatton1978 3 жыл бұрын
Well done. I bet you are a legend at your uni.
@bigwig4689
@bigwig4689 3 жыл бұрын
I made a Möbius strip for my one sided cheat sheet
@spinecho609
@spinecho609 3 жыл бұрын
Glorious
@tooljockey2777
@tooljockey2777 3 жыл бұрын
fuck you need two sides of A4 on a test for
@fikretesfay9656
@fikretesfay9656 3 жыл бұрын
"how do you solve Navier stokes? I could use a million bucks" funniest.
@rhealastname266
@rhealastname266 3 жыл бұрын
P=NP for N=1 Gimme my money bitch
@ashtonsmith1730
@ashtonsmith1730 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhealastname266 its for P=0 you litte shit
@mazocco
@mazocco 3 жыл бұрын
The answer is solar energy. Population = Nuclear Power is true because society will e eventually develop to that point but we have to move to solar energy. You are welcome.
@rhealastname266
@rhealastname266 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashtonsmith1730 That's the joke lol!
@ashtonsmith1730
@ashtonsmith1730 3 жыл бұрын
@@rhealastname266 no its N=1 or P=0
@obedbabington3903
@obedbabington3903 3 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you find that one guy who is all of these simultaneously
@ncedwards1234
@ncedwards1234 3 жыл бұрын
Henlo
@launcher3694
@launcher3694 3 жыл бұрын
Shrodingers asshole
@shockbladezed2352
@shockbladezed2352 3 жыл бұрын
Idk bro, it would be real embarassing for the one with prior knowledge in engineering to cheat.
@gabrielpeterson2079
@gabrielpeterson2079 3 жыл бұрын
@@shockbladezed2352 That guy might not have cheated though. It's made to seem ambiguous.
@konakg8174
@konakg8174 3 жыл бұрын
@@launcher3694 No, that's someone who waits to see what reaction he/she gets before deciding whether to say "It was a joke"
@dylanparker130
@dylanparker130 3 жыл бұрын
"... and barely passed with the curve that you ruined!" was a genius line xD
@Xeem_Pad
@Xeem_Pad Жыл бұрын
What is curve?
@Alex-vl1mk
@Alex-vl1mk Жыл бұрын
@@Xeem_Pad sometimes assignments are graded on a curve, like if everyone did particularly bad on an exam the percentages would be adjusted to fit that. For example, someone with a 40/100 might get a B for that exam
@alaakela
@alaakela 10 ай бұрын
We had one of these 😂
@lexscarlet
@lexscarlet 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna sell that design to Boeing and then use that money to buy Boeing." A Zach Star-run Boeing would be an interesting Boeing indeed
@Proxyincognito
@Proxyincognito 3 жыл бұрын
With drones and light sabers.
@zachstar
@zachstar 3 жыл бұрын
The biggest threat to all nations is lack of light saber drones
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie 3 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar The biggest threat to all nations would be if you were allowed to own a massive corporation and began designing killer robots... We already have Google's AI research and Boston Dynamics robot research... we don't need Zach Star's latest project we all know how well it went the last time before you invented the time machine to return back in time to when you hadn't invented the HARM - Human Attracted Remote Missile...
@jordanismyname7988
@jordanismyname7988 3 жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie imagine if an engineer invented a time machine lmao
@defunct1373
@defunct1373 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanismyname7988 Specialized engineers probably won't be able to build one. A time machine literally fucks with space-time, you need to develop some crazy science for that.
@elonmusk_5394
@elonmusk_5394 3 жыл бұрын
3:24 or ‘the pretender’ That studies 500 years but acts like he doesn’t
@genericusername4206
@genericusername4206 3 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk _ yes to sound cool that they did not study but they totally did
@harsh9558
@harsh9558 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stephenrio2086
@stephenrio2086 3 жыл бұрын
We're just depressed and have no confidence in our self worth. Leave us alone. :'(
@elonmusk352
@elonmusk352 3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I got some fan boy of mine imao
@elonmusk_5394
@elonmusk_5394 3 жыл бұрын
Elon Musk I don’t like people impersonating me lol
@aks6111
@aks6111 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 "I got 12 angry men ready to beat this sh*t out of you cause they actually studied" XDDD made me LOL
@antonioibarra2292
@antonioibarra2292 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@AdvikTekkieTalk
@AdvikTekkieTalk Жыл бұрын
oh my god. You used lol, CORRECTLY and it sounds wrong
@jaker8461
@jaker8461 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the one in the zoom class that asks the question that everyone in chat is asking (the professor never checks chat) only to have the professor rant about how dumb the question is.
@rickf6375
@rickf6375 3 жыл бұрын
:D
@peachyhello
@peachyhello 3 жыл бұрын
Oof I feel that
@certifiedfreshfruit9480
@certifiedfreshfruit9480 3 жыл бұрын
As a person who only uses chat, thank you
@muddslideofficial3185
@muddslideofficial3185 2 жыл бұрын
Good for you dude
@diplomatofthesosbrigade931
@diplomatofthesosbrigade931 2 жыл бұрын
Take for for the team, good man
@PapaFlammy69
@PapaFlammy69 3 жыл бұрын
I'm yo dadda
@mylegocustoms3443
@mylegocustoms3443 3 жыл бұрын
Harder daddy 0.0
@PapaFlammy69
@PapaFlammy69 3 жыл бұрын
@@mylegocustoms3443 8=D
@gsjxbxbxhdhs5352
@gsjxbxbxhdhs5352 3 жыл бұрын
fuck yes math man
@LightningShiva1
@LightningShiva1 3 жыл бұрын
What the fack are the above reply's even talking about
@mylegocustoms3443
@mylegocustoms3443 3 жыл бұрын
@@LightningShiva1 hahahahahah lmao welcome to the club
@cgme7076
@cgme7076 3 жыл бұрын
I had the “curve ruiner” in my Chem 1 class, and it wasn’t just one but four. Four people were retaking the class, I think all on their third time. They absolutely destroyed the curve.
@entropy8634
@entropy8634 2 жыл бұрын
Isn't Chem 1 just highschool chemistry?
@mrsmiley_1468
@mrsmiley_1468 2 жыл бұрын
@@entropy8634 depends on the school sometimes yeah but sometimes no. High school chem at my university is called "remedial chemistry" and is chem 99.
@ronaldomendoza7578
@ronaldomendoza7578 2 жыл бұрын
@@entropy8634 It can depend, for my uni's general chemistry its high school up until a few weeks near the end (didn't take AP tho so can't comment in that regard)
@ashleyn.9166
@ashleyn.9166 2 жыл бұрын
I was the curve ruiner. I had taken upper level IB physics, but it didn't get me credit for my physics class in college. I dropped the study class when I found out it was optional. Found out the homework wasn't required at that point. I did the 3 hardest problems from each lesson to prove to myself I understood it and studied maybe half an hour for exams. The professor asked to see me after class. I was the only student to get not only everything right but all the extra credit on the 1st of 2 midterms. (I missed 2 0ts on the 2nd) He wanted to know how a student who had dropped the very recommended study class had gotten the top grade. As soon as I told him why he accepted I wasn't cheating and told me he wasn't going to set curves off of me. The median rest score was like a D+. I kept my grades in that class very quiet for about 2 years until I got very drunk and 2 if my friends kept going on and on about how brutal the class was. It's ok tho. I took diff eq 3 times.
@karthiktirumala1773
@karthiktirumala1773 Жыл бұрын
@@entropy8634 I think it’s AP Chem.
@RC32Smiths01
@RC32Smiths01 3 жыл бұрын
I also love gargling Listerine mid-test. It mentally helps me to ace every single one I take.
@zachstar
@zachstar 3 жыл бұрын
Remember I never exaggerate in these videos, all real world experiences.
@rafialif8602
@rafialif8602 3 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar You have got be kidding me.
@RC32Smiths01
@RC32Smiths01 3 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar Nice! My man!
@WUNDER64
@WUNDER64 3 жыл бұрын
@@zachstar omg, no way someone uses mouthwash during exams! 😂😂
@garret1930
@garret1930 3 жыл бұрын
@@rafialif8602 I once brought an electric kettle, teapot, and my favourite teacup to an exam.
@bobofthekerbals9797
@bobofthekerbals9797 3 жыл бұрын
The cheat sheet part reminded me of this one time in history where I managed to fit an entire study guide onto about two-thirds of one side of a notecard. Proudest achievement of my life
@dice7584
@dice7584 3 жыл бұрын
What was the font size
@ashmckay3356
@ashmckay3356 2 жыл бұрын
I did that except in Latin 1, fit 9/10 pages on the full note card (didn’t need the first page, it was easy vocab)
@bilalrasool2318
@bilalrasool2318 Жыл бұрын
One of my friends only included what he needed, so he drew cats on his notecard
@the_demon149
@the_demon149 Жыл бұрын
I did that, but then I lost the notecard.
@startuckval5198
@startuckval5198 3 жыл бұрын
Engineering students actually be like : gonna let this guy Zachary star ruin my sleep schedule
@danstrikker6465
@danstrikker6465 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jackblack814
@jackblack814 Жыл бұрын
Bahahahhaha so true
@quaterni0
@quaterni0 3 жыл бұрын
"I've been interning at NASA since I was three" Too real
@funournour9585
@funournour9585 3 жыл бұрын
"When you were coding hello world, i was in intern coding hello World..of Warcraft" Lmfao, that's totally a thing my brother would say.
@Bamdd5
@Bamdd5 3 жыл бұрын
A good one I’ve experienced is “if no one has any questions, class is dismissed.” Then some precedes to ask a never ending stream of questions unrelated to the lecture
@noether9447
@noether9447 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry :(
@alexisidro
@alexisidro 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao those cheat sheets were epic. I’d spend three days making a cheat sheet and then get lost and scramble during the test because I couldn’t find the specific formula I needed. Sheet was so packed!
@ssholum
@ssholum 3 жыл бұрын
I think they knew this when designing the EIT exam, since you get a small library to use as a cheat sheet.
@lesserspottedmugwump.363
@lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 жыл бұрын
Not so easy in the U.K. we have to derive our formulas. Unless it’s thermo dynamics. Then we can take a sheet in.
@alexisidro
@alexisidro 3 жыл бұрын
@@lesserspottedmugwump.363 That's rough!
@Prashant-pm7iz
@Prashant-pm7iz 3 жыл бұрын
@@lesserspottedmugwump.363 whst degree do you do?
@JohnCena-le1jj
@JohnCena-le1jj 3 жыл бұрын
@@Prashant-pm7iz Grandmaster of Philoscience
@baldguy8025
@baldguy8025 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 you forgot to make the teacher tell the non-noisy dude to stop chatting
@alexandermcclure6185
@alexandermcclure6185 Ай бұрын
so f'ing true OMG I tell the literal NOISIEST PEOPLE IN THE CLASS to (respectfully) STFU, and the teacher tells ME "no talking!"?!? like what is wrong with them
@yashagarwal8249
@yashagarwal8249 3 жыл бұрын
We need 'Engineering Profs be Like' Part 2! And Part 3 and..... Part n (lim n-> inf)
@DarthSidian
@DarthSidian 3 жыл бұрын
"For number 3, I want you guys using Schrödinger's equation. That's the surprise I mentioned earlier!" _Pained noises of students_ Cheat sheet artist: "Fucking told you lol" This exchange killed me lol
@fahadalghamdi9316
@fahadalghamdi9316 9 ай бұрын
3:45 This is a big reason why I fiercely oppose grading on curves. It turns students into competitors rather than cooperators, it unfairly punishes students on the left side of the IQ bell curve by comparing them with students on the right side of the bell curve, and it does not help with learning objectives at all. It is a lazy and irresponsible way for professors to hide their incompetence if the overall class performance was low, and punish students who succeed in the learning objectives if the overall class performance was high because they did not preform to the same level as their peers at that point in time. in short, grading on a curve is Evil and unhelpful.
@LordVestik
@LordVestik 2 жыл бұрын
2:47 ''How does a phone work?'' ''FUCKIN' MAGIC!'' I died.
@rowancook4369
@rowancook4369 3 жыл бұрын
"I know it by heart, but I might forget it for some reason...better put it on the notecard." I felt that sooo hard lmao
@dearonskroll252
@dearonskroll252 3 жыл бұрын
2:46 "How does a phone work?" "F*cking magic! Oh! Look at that we're out of time. I'll see you guys on Monday" This part made me laugh so much I woke my roommate XD.
@TheFlinko
@TheFlinko 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just saying, if you use a lookup table...you're a bitch." I'm in tears.
@xavierstanton8146
@xavierstanton8146 3 жыл бұрын
Commented before watching. For those who don't know the joke on the shirt in the thumbnail. The third derivative of position is called the jerk
@3zahra644
@3zahra644 3 жыл бұрын
Can u explain a lil more😅 How is it jerk?
@scientia4866
@scientia4866 3 жыл бұрын
lol thx, i hoped somebody here could explain that to me and youtube comments never fail me ^^ to anyone who cares: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics) /upvoted
@B3Band
@B3Band 3 жыл бұрын
@@3zahra644 An acceleration of acceleration. Like when you slam on your brakes when driving.
@gabedarrett1301
@gabedarrett1301 3 жыл бұрын
@@B3Band That's about as confusing as saying that acceleration is the velocity of velocity. Just say that the jerk is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time.
@gabedarrett1301
@gabedarrett1301 3 жыл бұрын
@Rockstump Bike yes, but that also depends on the mass
@benfarney3664
@benfarney3664 2 жыл бұрын
1:15 You also need to write one layer in blue, then one layer in red, and bring blue and red lenses so that you can use each space twice.
@alexandermcclure6185
@alexandermcclure6185 Ай бұрын
And write each layer with different polarizations so there's 4 layers (RH, RV, BH, BV) to see. Add yellow and you get 6 total (RH, RV, YH, YV, BH, BV.) Now get a mantis shrimp eye and see 22 different colors, use ALL of those (with polarization, ofc) to get 50 layers. Who doesn't need literally EVERY equation for EVERY subject?
@mastershooter64
@mastershooter64 3 жыл бұрын
Engineers are a hybrid of physicists who are bad at physics and mathematicians who are bad at math. jk, engineers are awesome!
@Cyrathil
@Cyrathil 3 жыл бұрын
We're not physicists who are bad at physics. We're just approximately physicists.
@kieudung
@kieudung 3 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@danmartinez8864
@danmartinez8864 3 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm not bad at math, I'm just bad at math
@dialga4688
@dialga4688 3 жыл бұрын
I was once a physicist who was bad at physics, maybe I would've made a good engineer
@HerbaMachina
@HerbaMachina 3 жыл бұрын
Engineers are just physicists who insist on constantly collapsing the Quantum Wave Function.
@shripadrao33
@shripadrao33 3 жыл бұрын
The T-shirt translates to “Don’t be a jerk” .
@dxtfx1912
@dxtfx1912 3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain it for us who don't know?
@ericnjuguna4071
@ericnjuguna4071 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. explain
@shripadrao33
@shripadrao33 3 жыл бұрын
@@dxtfx1912 derivative of position(x) with respect to time is velocity which is dx/dt. Double derivative of the x with respect to time is acceleration i.e (d^2*x)/(d*t^2). The triple derivative of the same is called "jerk" which means sudden movement which is (d^3*x)/(d*t^3).
@sbyrstall
@sbyrstall 3 жыл бұрын
@@shripadrao33 that a new concept to me. Must be something new that is being taught.
@shripadrao33
@shripadrao33 3 жыл бұрын
@Ꮶαƚѕuƙi βαƙugօ exactly
@Alex-wp9oo
@Alex-wp9oo 3 жыл бұрын
“I know F=ma by heart but I better put it on there in case I forget it” This right here
@TrazynTI
@TrazynTI 3 жыл бұрын
3:31 that fcking clock is genius.
@txicityy822
@txicityy822 3 жыл бұрын
“I’d say finishing 2 programming assignments in 1 night is the closest I’ve been to a threesome.” This had me DYINGGGGGG
@nirbhay.8400k
@nirbhay.8400k 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 was awesome .... and that "thank you" in the end XD.
@gooseharbinger4851
@gooseharbinger4851 Жыл бұрын
4:06 i have a college class where we are learning SOLIDWORKS and two of my classmates learned how to use it in middle school and one is going to submit a tank he designed in 7th grade as his final project. They take the class because it’s “a free credit”
@HerbaMachina
@HerbaMachina 3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I definitely am guilty of reading out problems in a whisper during tests.
@leongrden8112
@leongrden8112 3 жыл бұрын
Don't
@joestar3335
@joestar3335 3 жыл бұрын
@@leongrden8112 yeah mean just whisper the answer instead thankss
@genny1814
@genny1814 2 жыл бұрын
I am very much
@tyler89557
@tyler89557 3 жыл бұрын
"Cheat sheat graffiti artist" Me in French when I'm given the option of writing a cheat sheet.
@WUNDER64
@WUNDER64 3 жыл бұрын
I love those teachers!
@pnutbuttrcrepes8129
@pnutbuttrcrepes8129 3 жыл бұрын
Man, French is easy, lol.
@tyler89557
@tyler89557 3 жыл бұрын
@@pnutbuttrcrepes8129 Not when English, the main language that you speak, is still challenging to you.
@lesserspottedmugwump.363
@lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 жыл бұрын
PnutButtrCrepes A white flag on a stick. English is easy, just increase the volume. “LE SPEEEK DE FUQIN ANGLAIS”.
@captainsnake8515
@captainsnake8515 3 жыл бұрын
PnutButtrCrepes French is by far my hardest class. It all depends on what you already know, how interested you are, and how good the teacher is.
@Purple2Pi
@Purple2Pi 2 жыл бұрын
As a gifted kid with low confidence, I definitely felt that “barely tries and still does well” skit
@bilalrasool2318
@bilalrasool2318 Жыл бұрын
In Calculus 2, a class I was not required to take but took for fun, I was excluded from the curve to make it fair. finished the class with a 99.8%
@isagiyoichi5207
@isagiyoichi5207 Жыл бұрын
@@bilalrasool2318 bro what 🥶
@rowbotia
@rowbotia Жыл бұрын
@@bilalrasool2318 what the FUCK
@nafinbong9222
@nafinbong9222 Жыл бұрын
@@isagiyoichi5207 I think he’s talking about high school calculus. Anyone who says they got very high grades in accredited engineering calculus without trying is just lying.
@isagiyoichi5207
@isagiyoichi5207 Жыл бұрын
@@nafinbong9222 ye exactly I’m doing aerospace engineering and I cant imagine getting 99.8% just by trying
@humzahkhan6299
@humzahkhan6299 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this once before I graduated high school and thought the video was pretty funny. Now that I’m done my first year in engineering I have to say I felt a lot these clips on a deep emotional level. Especially that cheater one lol.
@harsh9558
@harsh9558 3 жыл бұрын
2:56 that wall clock looks very dangerous
@danese1636
@danese1636 2 жыл бұрын
2:04 there was a kid in my fluids class that did this. By the end of the semester, I swear every single person in that class despised when he would raise his hand.
@ewhar5227
@ewhar5227 3 жыл бұрын
5:27 the shirt made me laugh out loud.
@hallis8906
@hallis8906 3 жыл бұрын
what does it mean? 🥺
@willyou8867
@willyou8867 3 жыл бұрын
@@hallis8906 Jerk
@mayankbisht7691
@mayankbisht7691 3 жыл бұрын
@@willyou8867 how??
@anwarulbashirshuaib5673
@anwarulbashirshuaib5673 3 жыл бұрын
@@mayankbisht7691 Displacement = X. First derivative of X= Velocity. Second derivative of X=Acceleration. Third derivative of X=Jerk.
@scientia4866
@scientia4866 3 жыл бұрын
@@mayankbisht7691 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)
@LightningShiva1
@LightningShiva1 3 жыл бұрын
1:32 this is completely me lmao
@ecsodikas
@ecsodikas 3 жыл бұрын
0:19 Zach Star ASMR career confirmed.
@viniciusmagnoni6492
@viniciusmagnoni6492 Жыл бұрын
I'm a noisy test taker
@FF-ch9nr
@FF-ch9nr 3 жыл бұрын
“And the goop lady was all like oh no help me”
@John73John
@John73John 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in computer programming, and I feel like some weird hybrid who oscillates between "The one who should not have made it this far in school" and "The one who barely tries and still does well." I guess I should have gone into statistics, then on the average I'd be normal.
@anthonykrishna
@anthonykrishna 3 жыл бұрын
"Once a Engineer always a ENGINEER" 😆
@imusingwindowsbtw1469
@imusingwindowsbtw1469 3 жыл бұрын
1:37 Never have I been so offended by something I absolutely agree with
@Vic-E
@Vic-E 3 жыл бұрын
The cheat sheet one is so true. People will spend more time on those things than actually studying and learning the material. I had a kid come in once with a magnifying glass cause he had typed one up in the smallest font he could get...
@teagan_p_999
@teagan_p_999 11 ай бұрын
I got a few printed professionally because my home printer didn't have the necessary resolution.
@jonathangrey6354
@jonathangrey6354 3 жыл бұрын
The Noisy test taker in real life literally almost makes my brain hemorrhage
@lavdieel2369
@lavdieel2369 3 жыл бұрын
GOD bless you Zach! I adore your sense of humor!
@zachstar
@zachstar 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@NativeVsColonial
@NativeVsColonial 3 жыл бұрын
I'm from India and as an engineering student, "Bringing micro cheats in exams" and "the one who had engineering experience before college" is pretty relatable one, else others kinds alienating to me, anyways it's good to see the law of similarity exists in between =)
@Coreyahno
@Coreyahno 2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video after a couple semester go by to see how many jokes I understand compared to last time.
@graceharris8973
@graceharris8973 3 жыл бұрын
The calculator sound effects and the gurgling in the beginning absolutely KILLED me!!!!!
@rafialif8602
@rafialif8602 3 жыл бұрын
Sell it to Boeing and BUY Boeing.😂😂
@magdalenaj.1390
@magdalenaj.1390 3 жыл бұрын
As a music student, this is fascinating to me
@engineeringsimple
@engineeringsimple 3 жыл бұрын
Great video. Thanks for sharing.
@yournerdiness3135
@yournerdiness3135 Жыл бұрын
"How do you solve navier-stokes?" 😂😂😂
@Pac0Master
@Pac0Master 3 жыл бұрын
For the Cheat Sheet, I'd probably just write the whole thing on the computer and print it at a custom scale.
@Pac0Master
@Pac0Master 3 жыл бұрын
@@ammaarahgardee9506 That's too bad, my hand writing is probably as bad as a Doctor.
@Pac0Master
@Pac0Master 3 жыл бұрын
​@@ammaarahgardee9506 I don't know, Sometime I struggle reading some stuff I wrote months earlier
@shotgun3628
@shotgun3628 3 жыл бұрын
"Ive got 12 angry men waiting to beat the shit out of you" Golden joke
@ChrisSutherlandPhys
@ChrisSutherlandPhys 3 жыл бұрын
Can confirm these are all accurate... still way better than premeds
@jach2513
@jach2513 Жыл бұрын
4:53 my Thermodynamics prof said that he would kill himself if he had to use a look up table.
@126sivgucsivanshgupta2
@126sivgucsivanshgupta2 3 жыл бұрын
This thing hits different when you finally start studying engineering ... 3 days to my first engineering class !!!😁😁
@kimberlyw2591
@kimberlyw2591 3 жыл бұрын
Oh you sweet summer child Don't worry though, you got dis
@WUNDER64
@WUNDER64 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, if you really love it. Go for it! I know I don't
@brimmed
@brimmed 3 жыл бұрын
it's not that bad. i'm a ee and borderline dumb as a rock. graduated three years ago and worked at a small consulting firm doing a lot of nothing and now work in utilities doing transmission planning. only problem is i dont remember jack shit on transmission theory. guess what i'm saying is, just fake it til you make it. buy a ti nspire and type all your notes onto it, at least for the lower div stuff. nobody expects you to have a cheat sheet on the calc. obviously don't do this if you actually get to bring a cheat sheet
@WUNDER64
@WUNDER64 3 жыл бұрын
@@brimmed you are my inspiration now. I was thinking of dropping out dude
@rodrigoschaefer5878
@rodrigoschaefer5878 3 жыл бұрын
Nice! I hope to come back here 5 years in the future and hear good news from you.
@supermortar2862
@supermortar2862 3 жыл бұрын
"How does a phone work?" "F*CKING MAGIC oh look at that we're out of time for today"
@suburbanfreak87
@suburbanfreak87 3 жыл бұрын
Fitting everything on a cheat sheet is so me.
@jonathanryu43
@jonathanryu43 3 жыл бұрын
Great video Zach! When’s the part 2 for “Engineering professors be like” coming out?
@shuttleman27c
@shuttleman27c 2 жыл бұрын
I have literally only studied for 2 tests in my entire life. The ASVAB and the driving tests. I have always let my test grades carry me because I know my stuff even if the teacher thinks I dont and tells me to sit up. I learn better eyes closed unless looking at an equation because it gives me the ability to imagine the equation and try to figure it out.
@thenothingking
@thenothingking 3 жыл бұрын
"Would that circuit have been used in Iron Man's suit?" that scene was too accurate, I even think that same question about everything lmfao
@GeekNewz
@GeekNewz 2 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alart, the answer is an easy no. If this circuit was in Iron Man's suit then the suit won't work (or it will overhit and explode). The best I can think of is maybe that tin can mark 1 suit he got, but even that's a stretch
@shawcampbell7715
@shawcampbell7715 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck I love it when I'm studying for my math exam and you release a video. Just inspires me to study harder, whatever video it is.
@ultravidz
@ultravidz 3 жыл бұрын
Boutta grab a “Don’t be a jerk” hoodie fk yes 👌🏼
@mika1998125
@mika1998125 3 жыл бұрын
"I know f=ma by heart" damn thats Einstein right there lmao
@purkeypilot
@purkeypilot 3 жыл бұрын
I love the "Don't be a jerk" shirt!!!
@royalgospel
@royalgospel 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I don't even know why I'm watching all these videos, I've been in health sciences since forever. Love your videos Zach!
@quornnugget7799
@quornnugget7799 Жыл бұрын
I need that don’t be a jerk jumper
@tamzidrahman2673
@tamzidrahman2673 3 жыл бұрын
I love this!!!!
@Kazu-don
@Kazu-don 3 жыл бұрын
(Civil) engeneering undergrads when angry: Why am I even studyng this! I ain't ever using this while making a road!
@colinsoileau5033
@colinsoileau5033 3 жыл бұрын
Love this channel!😂
@averagejoey2000
@averagejoey2000 3 жыл бұрын
The cheat sheet artist is a net positive. Allowing a notecard or single page for writing down all that you can actually gets students to kinda study.
@jcnot9712
@jcnot9712 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao! Schrödinger’s equation for a pendulum system. Is it Antman’s pendulum or something? 🤣
@yourmathtutorvids
@yourmathtutorvids 3 жыл бұрын
lol this man speaks the truth!
@edgaredgar154
@edgaredgar154 3 жыл бұрын
finally some good content to watch on youtube
@Thestorkat
@Thestorkat 2 жыл бұрын
The real engineering student is all of those combined
@chai2913
@chai2913 3 жыл бұрын
Remembering my physics and maths tests in highschool, i put some cheat index card in my id case. Definitely saves time and keeps my anxiety at bay knowing if i forget f=ma for some reason, just gonna check that id man.
@djaberski7625
@djaberski7625 3 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhhhhhh Same here
@urmommahouse494
@urmommahouse494 3 жыл бұрын
Im suppose to do engineering assignments right now
@tzonic8655
@tzonic8655 3 жыл бұрын
M2
@zk527
@zk527 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you mr star this was really funny
@vinculaomega5283
@vinculaomega5283 Жыл бұрын
As a hardware designer working predominantly with HDL and FPGAs, I took the lookup table comment personally.
@ziadkhayat7299
@ziadkhayat7299 3 жыл бұрын
I felt every single line of the cheat sheet guy on a personal level.
@vector6077
@vector6077 2 жыл бұрын
03:23 Honestly, some ppl can catch almost anything the professor explains on the fly, and with good understanding of concepts...your memory gets better, so they barely study...and do from decent to great on the corresponding tests. And it's not a gift...it's just about being passionate about learning from a young age, those ppl have their brains wired for this...throughout the years. Genuinely, either that...or he's...yeah, a cheater.
@shashankambone6920
@shashankambone6920 2 жыл бұрын
That only gets you so far. Honestly the higher you go on education levels, the less likely it is for anyone to be able to do that.
@dijkstra4678
@dijkstra4678 3 жыл бұрын
Man came prepared. Cant blame him.
@EpicMathTime
@EpicMathTime 3 жыл бұрын
0:37 I actually do that, but only when I'm lecturing at the board and have to awkwardly get a decimal approximation for something.
@Joe-bb4yi
@Joe-bb4yi 3 жыл бұрын
That’s so epic
@realdragon
@realdragon 3 жыл бұрын
Now we have just to wait for Andrew
@exlzyor2006
@exlzyor2006 3 жыл бұрын
"I'd say finishing two programming assignments in one night is the closest I've been to a threesome". Pure gold.
@Parcolai
@Parcolai 2 жыл бұрын
1:36 Definitely seen a lot of those. I used one note so I just scale things so that they fit into a letter sized sheet.
@Quantum_Magnus
@Quantum_Magnus Жыл бұрын
I was taking a midterm for a CS class and the guy next to me would do this annoying thing where every time he’d finish writing something, he’d start rapidly tapping his fingers on the table as if he were playing a piano. I literally turned and told him to shut up out loud.
@mesichikitochikitochikito1128
@mesichikitochikitochikito1128 3 жыл бұрын
Im an industrial engineering undergrad, do i qualify?
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