Engineers | Stand Up Comedy by Vivek Samtani

Finally, I am actually using the knowledge given to me in an engineering college to make jokes.
This is a video just to make you guys smile and to remind you not to take life too seriously as sometimes we know how exhausting it is to follow our parents dreams sometimes.
THIS IS A TRIBUTE TO ALL ENGINEERS
So grab your chai and sutta sit back and ENJOY.
Also the stats are compiled by our unemployed engineer so don’t judge him : Vivek Samtani
Keep on sharing this video with all your engineer friends and comment down your VIVA story.
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Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai. To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Rajiv Barse
The Habitat Video Team: Vivian Castelino, Aaditi Hirani, Harsh Shah
Video editing : Suyash Sharma and Vivek Trivedi (Jabalpur daily)
Audio mixing : Yash Barse (Habitat audio team)
Special thanks to Silly an Abhi and Saurabh
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[@sharma.aadhya22]

The fact that today we started chapter 7 physics class 12 and we've read about DC and AC😂😂😂

[@yadavaryendra]

Achhe se pdh lena... Wrna tumhara haal bhi in chutiyo jaisa hoga 😂

[@merishibhardwaj]

1 jgha likh leta hu khi UPSC m na ajae🤣🤣🤣

[@rajasthanuniversityexamina2329]

Toh bta do fan kaisi chlta h ac ya dc se😂😂

[@slayy3r]

I have that in 11th electronics 💀

[@blizzz8302]

@@slayy3r Jee ke syllabus me but wo vro 12th me aata hai 💀. Kuch fayeda nhi electronics me padh ke 11th me 💀

[@shubhangiagrawal7032]

I'm a medical student...but still enjoying engineering jokes 😂😂..you are too good Vivek 🔥🔥🔥

[@dhrupadideka6968]

Our stories are no different 🤣🤣. The "come after 6 months" is something no med student would ever wanna hear.

[@vik3535]

@@SurajSingh-bo8fl Jaha dekhi naari wahi try maari... 😂😂

[@abhisek918]

@@vik3535 he is an MBBS student ok ..

[@professionalsir8501]

Boyfriend engineer hoga😄

[@princesamdarshi3389]

which year

[@abundantsoul6487]

5:19 ahem! physics ka revision kr hi lena chahiye ... boards aare hai 🤧🤧

[@rosalynredwood4542]

So happy to find this channel...I came from your period standup n this didn't disappoint as well...way to go!

[@sadiyaali8921]

I started clapping when you said just clap if you think that politics in India is very dirty

[@kusumlatagupta571]

when current flow from meter it is DC only but when it comes in a particular switch board it get stored in it and that's the reason why fan or any electrical devices works on AC but the main source is DC only

[@thestar_]

My new favorite, now if someone will ask me, "who is my favorite stand up comedian?" i will tell your name "Vivek Samtani"

[@sanvidixit1417]

even I'm from Jabalpur and a JEE aspirant AND PEHLI HI LINE ITNI RELATABLE PHEKK KE MAARI AAPNE LIKE 🙂 my mom was like "sab karlena science lele" and meanwhile i'm like- "hao theek" 🥲 Aur keh bhi nahi sakti kucch mai bruh this video did cheer me up a lot I was feeling so damn stressed like- tomorrow's my test and I was feeling really low but ye video was literally mood changer aajse aap mere favourite comedian for sure 👏👏 And the dark jokes though 😂😂

[@reverbae]

Man that girl laugh

[@oye_harsh_oye1893]

Salute man. The intro of this video totally describes me again engineers….

[@meerajadav3243]

Heeeey got a huge crush on you 🥰 love ur performances dude.. God bless you

[@aayushh77]

Hey man, I'm Aayush Jain 😂 you got new subscriber 🌟

[@kriti5123]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu areeeeeeeeeeeee amazinggggggggggggggggggg dudeeeeeeeeeeee💖💖💖

[@bts_1999_jiminpark]

9:17 jis jis ne ght baith ke tube light ko देखते हुए socha ke AC or DC se? 😂

[@itsrituraz]

Hasna bhi tha kya?

[@nitishsingh2000]

video poori to dekhli pr ye samjh nhi aaya ki ye video ac se chla tha ya.......

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha

[@ritumbaradash3312]

where is the second part ??

[@deepesh4945]

1).yes ceiling fan DC se chal jayege you need DC motor 2). if you use DC current instead of AC then You need to use High DC voltage for high DC current ...which is dangers... i am NEET aspirant...BUT physics is my love🥰 Thanx me later 🥱....

[@praveenkori8188]

Jabalpur walo ki baat hi alag h bro 🤟🤟 Je baat

[@prernashrivastava8137]

aao kabhi apne seher jabalpur bhi...

[@TheGamingPlatform]

Iska part 2??

[@Shrutithakurr11]

The way you manage to balance comedy with reality checks issss

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks

[@saqibmughal3279]

Bring some more videos on regular basis..

[@mrnavi188]

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[@siddharthvikram3054]

@@Prince-qc3qy I laughed harder at this than I should have

[@jaybeenhere]

@@Prince-qc3qy lol

[@swetashaw2918]

'Vivek's Comedy is getting darker than his Shirt.' And more funnier than his laugh 😂

[@VivekSamtani]

Hahaha best comment ever

[@yashbaranwal3157]

@@VivekSamtani nahi degi 😂

[@Kunal-q5x]

@@yashbaranwal3157 Hume bhi nahi 😞

[@IITdehli-kv3tz]

​@@VivekSamtani are u student of Faisal Razaq sir 😂

[@syedkhaleelullah2979]

​@@VivekSamtaniyaha bhi ladki ko reply show mein toh karta hi ha yaha zaa hamare liye chod de bhai

[@deepguhaofficial]

The facts in the beginning were really interesting and your writing is simply brilliant 😍 can't wait for part2

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks deep bhaiya

[@adityajoshi227]

the comedian who very well knows how to plugin dark jokes with great humor love u broo

[@VivekSamtani]

Thanks thanks

[@kashishfatima5817]

@@VivekSamtani bhai bareilly ayoge

[@kashishfatima5817]

@VPN chutiyo ki kaami nhi h🤣🤣

[@NnIiCcKk1]

@Ex muslim cool 😎 bro ye kin chutiyo ko proof de raha hai apne maze kar Jai shree Ram

[@Akanksha.963]

You know the reason why I really like your videos are just because you make people aware about the reality of our country through your comedy. That's really appreciable the way you lighten the mood of others while talking bout such serious matters of our economy.....love you and your videos a lot. Be happy and make people laugh as you always do ❤️

[@AnkitShai]

0:28 15 lakh engineer pass out every year.... why? khaane ko nhi milta unko??

[@Rfilmss_]

I totally love vivek but Please no sensitive comments about our God father Dr. Br. Ambedkar Please understand a mentality of our community who pray Ambedkar sir everyday. Thank you

[@user-yf5cw4pe2f]

Your religion I am muslim want to converted into your religion

[@NeerajkumarDas_337]

@@user-yf5cw4pe2f Buddhism?

[@bitchlessme3701]

ye engineering college mein padhte hai toh 9th me Mai ye kyu padh rahi

[@savitaverma7633]

Icse wale 😂😂😂

[@VivekSamtani]

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[@meenakshipatel9087]

jabalpur ki population 10 lakh h or m unme se ek hu....engineer also

[@roronoa1999]

I have my phy exam tommorow 😂

[@ShubhamBhoyar-u9c]

Same here

[@snipergamer7119]

Lo bhai...meri CA friend ne me engineer ko bheja....ye kehkr ki tu offend mt hona...mene kaha tu bhej toh....fir dekhege 😅😂

[@screative3170]

Apki height kitni hai?

[@ritwansingh2621]

Hai hi nahi

[@honjaboyalone5884]

5.3

[@godxspidey862]

6.11 (sideways)

[@agfayush0963]

Down to earth hai bhai

[@JKD2521]

​@@honjaboyalone5884 bhai mai 5'0 ka hu bhai se lamba lagta hu

[@riteshshende4205]

just a suggesion Vivek. keep the context of the jokes bit clear....BR Ambedkar joke wasnt that clear and public might get trigger.....Afterall i love your act huge fan,,,jal he milte hai,,,,,

[@HarshitChopraofficial]

From clubhouse to youtube. Going crazy bud

[@sejalbhosale562]

The perfect Stability between comedy and reality !! Not too offensive , not too light , perfect- just as you are ... Favorite , from a longer time , and will be a for a longer time 💘✨

[@megnectmarketingagency1777]

Indian parents ko birth control k bare mein pata nhi hota mgr birth k bad vali apki poori life vo control krte han.............Alaw! I believe all S. Asian parents are like that.

[@BiologyisLove175]

Engeenering colleges producing great Stand Up Comedy. Course OP 🤣🤣🤣

[@satyamtiwari9459]

What an amazing set! Jokes were brilliant. Narration was great. Even the details🤌🏼expressions, body language, pause for laughter, attention retention. I hope, wish and BELIEVE that I'll see your special someday!

[@mrinaljha5412]

Are bro tum Jabalpur ke ho par Jabalpur nahi aate show karne. kya yaar

[@itzriju8282]

Bhai apki height kitni h😊

[@lakshaythakur8794]

Wtf I took pcm mtlb non medical abhi bhi smjh nhi aya to maths li ha bro

[@soulbaap5718]

Fun fact - Isne uss Ldki Ki ko to Guarantee paise Diye h

[@rydanstark9494]

Damn I had a good laugh after getting rejections from on-campus placements. At first I used to laugh after every engineering jokes now it hits like reality. I was like AIB waale sahi kehte the aur Vivek bhai bhi ek pidit engineer hai. Shayad Electronics waale.

[@Yash-bc7ws]

kyu dara raha h abhi abhi engineering college main aaya tha hostel main yeh video dekhte hi BT hogayi bro

[@sarvyanky231]

Bro loved your comedy u still have a long way to go , one person added to fav comedian list ❤️❤️

[@muhammadosama2388]

Chawal comedy. Just give gali in every sentence and people starts laughing.

[@VivekSamtani]

Badalna hai ye

[@dineshkoumleli6830]

It’s wrong fan runs on DC but our house received AC and converted into DC to run lol

[@piyushnandurdikar9234]

It is not convertered to DC. There's a capacitor in fan to produce phase difference so that the "AC" motor could run.

[@Yashshining]

agar 7th acche se pda hota toh sare viva ke answer aate 😂

[@harshitbabbar1234]

You are a very smart comedian! Your way of speaking is very similar to munawar!

[@syedmoinuddinahmed5285]

AC is current which is produced by magnetic field cutting. And there is a law when magnetic field lines are cut by a conductor then due to EMI, potential difference is generated inside the conductor at two points which makes the free electrons flow and hence current. And it's properties include stronger current production and distribution at low price but DC is battery current basically which is not so strong and very costly.

[@ishangautam7263]

I can totally relate to the kind of answers they gave.

[@VivekSamtani]

Haha bhejo aage

[@ahanasarkar8694]

After watching this video I just googled "DC se chal jaata toh kiyu nhi chalate hai 😂😂😂?" It was amazing Vivek.. please include Bangalore to your tour..we are eagerly waiting for you 😊

[@VivekSamtani]

Yahy

[@anormalperson1284]

2:31 hamare yaha to 8 9 baccho ko saath me bulate hai. Aur me engineer clg se nahi hu

[@randomshots.6050]

You performed so well, good to see that someone from jabalpur doing good standup, i watched you when you performed in popular fresh bilheri but never thought that you will reach here. All the best bro👍

[@vedikadas792]

Can you please crack jokes without bringing God into it.. please STOP THIS.IT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

[@VivekSamtani]

Acha

[@vedikadas792]

Thanks

[@teaholic3]

The way he represents jokes and reality are lit keep it up man ❤️

[@harshmudiya273]

Bhai aapne engineer Mumbai se le kya??

[@reverseflash2203]

The way the girl is laughing, she is literally my spirit soul🥺🥺🤌🏻

[@nishayadavwisdomtalks6857]

You can go far....just one suggestion, the way you laugh yourself in between the lines is fake. And fake laugh irritates some people.

[@mrinalkiran7013]

First few lines... Man! 🔥 I wanted to be a fashion designer. My parents said "jo karna hai karo but pehle at least engineering kar lo... wo nahi ho raha toh English me B.A. hee kar lo." Passed with 8.3 dgpa, ECE... but fell into depression... Finally chose myself over anything else.

[@shrutijain6689]

Bye the way bhaiya aap bhi jbp little world school ke lag re ho ? Isn't it

[@VivekSamtani]

Aloysius

[@paridhijain7062]

Was having a bad day going on, searched for stand-up comedy. My decision was right.😀👍

[@LanePhoenix-q1b]

You are very pretty gorgeous btw can I get your Instagram pls?

[@sayanlaha2784]

Bhai hum bhi engineer hai...TCS Bangalore mil jaye to hum bhi suru karenge ..job nhi comedy.... Suru mai paisa kellye tcs rakh rahi hu

[@manishasinha2416]

You made my day vivek! ❤🥺 I was feeling low the whole day, but after watching this Masterpiece i feel relaxed! I love you!! ❤

[@Kushal-ux8jb]

Bri I love seeing your videos............ Btw I'm also a Sindhi

[@Ad-ic4qi]

Omg so good to see this kind of stand-up when I am expecting my JEE MAINS result.BTW nice video

[@toxicnavin6724]

Kya raha vai

[@RanaRajputana_01]

Me toh IIT bhu me hu tabhi bhi lagi padi hai

[@bongquisitive]

I really liked the subtitles ....they were hilarious...Good going..best wishes👍👍

[@koushanim9337]

I dont think the only reason behind unemployment is that we lack in jobs. I mean yeah we do lack in industries but we also lack in skilled engineers. U may be in pvt clg or govt or iits or nits, the skill that u build in 4 years of btech brings what u do after. So the general stigma of 'btech= unemployment' works only for unskilled engineers in my opinion

[@bts_1999_jiminpark]

I'm a commerce + pol. Science student but still enjoying engineering jokes(reality 🥺). Excellent bhai 👏😂

[@riyakhare6909]

Bhai 10lakh ho gye ab part 2

[@triptjotkaurkochar8628]

Came across this channel randomly.....but that was amazing 😂😂😂😂

[@nilanjandatta9127]

Nit students be like 📈😂

[@asmitraj9972]

Bro...you nailed it... Just love your humor..! Be consistant.... Love to see your videos...😊

[@shubhamjee6385]

Iss video ko dekne ke baad mujhe aaj realise huva ki main tna bhi bada vala ch*tiya nahi hu jitna main sochta tha..... Itna basic to mujhe 12 main hi ache se pta hai isliye ab IIT Ki Taiyaari 🤣

[@camera4989]

Its literally 1am that ur video pops on the YT account and dude I laughed like a "witch".., but on a silent mode cause I don't want my mom to come over and check what am I doing exactly..!! Great sense of humour .. excited to see your show in Nagpur (would be in the audience if I would get money to pay for the ticket ofc😂) Btw I'm an arts background student and yet answered the "fan question" correct 😂(good guess work I guess?)

[@vikustorm3411]

5:31 tribute to DR BHIM RAO AMBEDKAR SIR 🥇💐💐💐🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳.

[@bradleysimpson2288]

He said 69 K likes and he has reverse digit likes rn 96 K lolll

[@amitx26]

Dude you have the potential

[@animeshfreestyle]

i swear to god, isse ganda engineering se realated stand up comedy nhi sunni. woi cliche jokes and shit, and shittier thing is ispe approx 1 million views haii and shittiest thing is as an engineer mai yaha comment kr rha hu.

[@prachikumari5741]

Whenever I feel like stressed and tired I watch your videos which I have already watched ( all the videos)...and everytime this makes me laugh like I am watching it for the first time...and yeah I really like that your voice absolutely suits when you do stand up comedy....apki mehnat dikti h yar videos me...huge fan ❤️

[@LanePhoenix-q1b]

You are very pretty gorgeous btw can I get your Instagram?

[@blackmystryqueen2109]

no bjp harm during this comedy vedio 🤣😂

[@r3aper53]

Nicely done 😂good work keep it up👍🏻

[@tannutyagi1728]

Such a blissful soul you are. Loads of love ❤️

[@sarikasharma5408]

I am in 9th grade and IDK why but I knew all the AC and DC shittt

[@creation9849]

Bro killed it....for this reasons I didn't went for NIT.....

[@Abhishek.Yadav.Shenky]

Anjane main hi sahi Dr Bhim Rao Ambedkar ko insult kar di .... Discrimination k baare main jankari nahi hai tum jaiso ko wrna Aisa joke main Inka naam nahi lete

[@themanishkumarpandey]

Always happy with his comedy 🤣

[@arunmahi2468]

Dear u insulted the Dr. B R Ambedkar Ji, you should apologize for this. Dr. B. R. Ambedkar Ji had degree of D.Sc. he was so intelligent and competent legend of his time.

[@VivekSamtani]

That's the irony I'm respecting him in the humour not demeaning him

[@Sammy-id1xu]

I'm loving his sense of humor 😂😂😂

[@ishamendhe9234]

Don't use Dr br Ambedkar..... name as a joke...8f it's funny or not...unke pair ki dhul bhi nhi ho tum ....... Comedy comedy ke jagh respect respect ki jagh..so.... use it properly.......

[@lovedeepsidhu7454]

Jai bhim

[@Omkar-pj1vv]

birth control wala line🔥🔥🔥

[@rihitorei9410]

Currently in 12th....(unfortunately pcm :-) your standup hit hard broo...🙃🙃🙃🫂🫂🫂 I was watching some standups to lift my mood from the backlog I'm having and see now you've successfully made me more depressed..... 🥲🥲🥲

[@khusheemandaloi3718]

🥲I'm in 12th pcm too... watching video and reading your comment

[@rihitorei9410]

@@khusheemandaloi3718 still in 12th... Decided to drop 🥲

[@kunalnichani1]

Is video pe Fukre 3 bana di :D

[@vermavanshita474]

i rarely comment... but this is so awesome 😍❤️.. i m also preparing for IIT😂😂 ... BTW loved it❤️❤️❤️

[@iamyug]

Just can't find it a bit funny, i mean anyone is becoming standup comedian nowadays

[@krrishkumar7949]

bro it really hurts me when people try to show that how engineering is the worst career option a person can choose without thinking that it is this career option only which has enabled these people only to say shit i have never see any other profession being demeaned in this way may be because many people are not able to learn it and enter this comedy field and are justifying that it was not their mistake it was the mistake of the course . good engineer who learnt it right are earning much more than these people but these people will never tell that because at that time there ego will get hurt

[@MrinmayPatra-r3r]

Bro that’s why intelligent engineers leave India where they get respect for their work…seriously engineers are working tirelessly to see these idiots jokin around..

[@prashantrajaji9550]

Exactly man.

[@monkeyd.shikamaru2455]

simply brilliant 😍