ENGLAND HUMILIATED | The Ashes | Boxing Day Test | Day 3

[@normalhuman6260]

Pez saving the day by remembering about ACKKOOO sponsorship in the end. The free lunch really made the boys sleepy.

[@naam_supriyo]

I thought of watching Ashes today with my morning cup of tea but the Highlights weren't even ready.

[@Ryuga199]

Hahahaa epic

[@Aditya-xl3nd]

Australia won three matches in this Ashes series- all 3 in a different fashion - wickets, runs and innings.

[@hulk8384]

😳👍👍😀😀

[@kriishshah23]

😂😂😂

[@kriishshah23]

Observation bro

[@SN-edits4u]

🤣🤣 They literally fucked England

[@lonelyguy121]

@@SN-edits4u with cosplay and everything

[@leokp2796]

Talk about Root's ability to defend with his Duck! Once again he got it there.

[@bitoffbalance4021]

Pat cummins is such a wonderful cricketer, so skillful AND quiet. this guy is a gem of a cricketer and a person too , helping India during our 2nd wave was one such gesture , alongside multiple others of course . Want to meet him once in my lifetime , he is a wonderful role model for fast bowlers all around the world .

[@sunset1394]

Off the field he is humble,when he bowls,no one really wants to face him

[@bitoffbalance4021]

@@sunset1394 the most consistent fast bowler of the modern game, alongside maybe Anderson

[@pankitjotsingh1781]

I like David Warner who during this test match put a story on Instagram of KL Rahul and his century in SA, really love this guy and how much his family is in love with India. Would love to him at Comedy nights with Kapil

[@hulk8384]

@@pankitjotsingh1781 💯💯

[@RohitSharma-mi8gt]

No dust bowls or “Bunsen burners” here like they were moaning about in India. Still getting battered inside 2 days. Lol

[@nikhil4815]

Karma is a bitch😆😆😆😆

[@salmaroni4134]

@@nikhil4815 main teams are now weak, this is actually bad for test cricket. Ppl like u can only make fun of others.

[@averagegoslingenthusiast2033]

@@salmaroni4134 test teams are weak now because of the t20 craze I feel. Things like IPL don’t do anything for skill level

[@Sathish_12]

@@salmaroni4134 There was a time when Zimbabwe had a competitive test team😒

[@hulk8384]

@@Sathish_12 yeah

[@bha2686]

As the day ended yesterday, I just wondered "Could Eng face an innings defeat?. But then I thought, Eng can't be that bad. And here we are. This series has been such a dissapointed. I am not sure if even the Aussies are pumped about this victory. What a rubbish performance from Eng.

[@saranshagrawal3032]

Tujhe kya h,

[@ruchirmundhra6716]

@@saranshagrawal3032 😂😂😂

[@bha2686]

@@saranshagrawal3032 kyun bhai? I do follow ashes and love a close contested series.

[@MS-lz8qu]

@@bha2686 Bekar ka free time pada hua hoga, hallucination mein ye channel pe bhi India South Africa dikh raha hoga

[@jarrodmcdonald9950]

Yeah nah we're pumped

[@bitoffbalance4021]

The English batting manages to disappoint you even when you do not expect the tiniest resistance from it

[@PSKx13]

Burns getting his stumps blown by starcg by the maiden bowl of the first test should have been the indication to the awaited tragedy ahead

[@sukygill9998]

I rushed home in blind optimism at 01:50am in UK from work to listen to TMS (test match special) and it was all over! 267 and still lost by an innings! Pathetic, keep em down under, we don't want em back. Embarrassing!

[@bitoffbalance4021]

Wow you work so late ? Good job mate

[@sukygill9998]

@@bitoffbalance4021 hgv driver.. finish times vary day to day between 1am and 4am. Knowing where I was going, I knew approximately what time I'd get home.. about an hour before the end of 1st session. So I decide to blank all sports news until I got home to tune in BUT Nooo, our feeble spineless batting line up fucked up again. Congrats on retaining the Ashes.. the writing was on the wall after the very first ball at The Gabba. Keep those crap twats there.

[@bitoffbalance4021]

@@sukygill9998 Jonny got unlucky with his lbw though

[@sukygill9998]

@@bitoffbalance4021 honestly, ive yet to see the highlights.. probably will tomorrow. I'm knackered now, once again Congratulations on Retaining the Ashes.

[@bitoffbalance4021]

@@sukygill9998 thanks mate , but I'm Indian

[@ignitecricket]

Omicron need it now, void the series, bring the boys home.

[@larrygerry985]

As a NZer, we have less resources, less players, less tests and are tests champions. The key was to accept our limitations and build, identify a team. Moreover, focused on producing quality pitches etc. England can turn it around, they just need a complete flush out and develop a bottom top strategy

[@srd7]

Actually your team is a top quality team because they play on quality pitches back home, so batters know how to make runs. In county cricket, conditions are so extreme, that when people come to good pitches on intl cricket, I don't think they know the art of playing long hard test innings. Also, NZ never complains, turners in India, Bouncy pitches in Aus or whatever else. That's why people love the NZ team. England give one excuse or the other for losing, which just feels like they don't admit their mistakes. And if you don't admit your mistakes, you aren't gonna get better.

[@ethancoster1324]

NZ need to play Aus in NZ more often.

[@elicampbell-stokes1032]

Although when he said NZ probably aren't 31/4 at stumps, part of me wouldn't be surprised if we were. I think we've got great development pathways and far fewer teams than the 18 counties England do which dilutes any competition. The administration of NZC is to thank for a lot of that, as well as the player's strike in 2003 (I think), so the ECB should just look to that

[@larrygerry985]

@@elicampbell-stokes1032 for England they also have a ridiculous schedule (15 tests) of which they lost 9, won 4 and drew 2. This forced them to adopt a rotation policy, which means that best 11 seldom. Less counties probably would help to funnel the best talent. Also, paradoxically, NZ has the advantage of hyper focusing on players through the age groups because they have less resources and a smaller pool to pick from.

[@The_Black_Caps]

We call u Kiwis ✌️

[@abelabrahom207]

I have to say Pat cummings is just amazing cricketer and a fantastic captain

[@surajcricket5705]

Boland was brilliant he will be very usefull in english condition..he should be picked for next ashes in england

[@akaskinz1856]

Sir he will be 34 years of age by then

[@katana_3558]

@@akaskinz1856 so what ...jimmy is 39

[@mockingbird806]

The batting is so bad from other players that they have ripped off Root's confidence, he looks terrified of losing once again and is losing his wicket. Feel so bad for Jimmy and Root. Poor lads!

[@SpideyBrawlStars]

Yeah 😔

[@narharchandurkar4318]

They should play for SA

[@iimjammuMBA08]

Bring both to play for India

[@arkansascreed142]

@@iimjammuMBA08 why 😂😂

[@leokp2796]

Lol, Harris scored more than poms.

[@bulthaosen1169]

You know what's the best part about it? I woke up and the match is already over. So it wasn't so bad. Could have been worse. I could have seen England side's misery after all.

[@sandeshvs519]

Oh. God finally the episode is out. I can't wait to hear Higgos opinion..

[@pmb0001]

“Such a wonderful day” England Team - “Screw this , let’s piss off to the beach ‘fella’s - H U M I L I A T I O N.

[@varundupare6393]

The main concern for this English team is they have condition dependent players. Second is the attitude in the team to not fight till the end. If anyone had them under pressure the team crumbles easily than a bread.

[@flawfulfeelings]

6:22am Australia won the test by innings and 14 runs The time when England signed their death warrant,apart from 1857 ofocurse briefly

[@hulk8384]

Haha

[@dopymind]

Ian looking around like someone's gona give him a beer 🤣

[@nerd660]

Australia should play Richardson-Neser-Boland-Green as their pace attack. Should be more than enough

[@darshang1262]

If warne or McGrath come back from retirement and bowl left handed Eng will be bowled out for 100

[@abheekdasgupta7079]

According to Times of India sources, IPL teams are now extremely interested in Scott Boland after his best T20I figures of 6 for 7 in four overs

[@katana_3558]

Rcb will buy him for 15 crores and play him one game 😂😂

[@Hick25]

imagine going to the mcg expecting a full day of cricket, you get on the piss early and then bam it’s all over by lunch time, wtf are ya meant to do? Maybe to give England a chance, the next 2 matches should England vs shield teams

[@kiwifan6002]

The Aussies should full take the piss and roll out a Richardson, Neser, Boland attack, Give Gaz a rest too and throw in Michael Beer. Top 3 Harris, Quiney, Peter Forrest. That should make it a 4 day test at least!

[@dairyfiend6929]

Where do England even get new batters, Ship the Lions back or something? Only Root and Malan deserve to still be in the top 7, Stokes hasn’t performed. The shocking thing for me is that I’m not surprised by Eng getting romped for 68, with their performances so far it was on the cards. Imagine betting Harris would out score England three days ago! 😂

[@Varun-ij6nh]

This test had bit of Ahmedabad pink ball test vibes. Just when you thought England made a comeback, then were completely blown away in 3rd innings.

[@punjabigundaa]

Cummins can play both of his brothers now and still smash England.

[@cook1e2000robturnerxG]

The worst feeling about this series is if England could connect 2 days of good play, a Langer style break down could of brought down this Australian team

[@commandx2730]

I was waiting for this let’s go Australia 🔥

[@asrevta]

Ending part was hilarious 😂👍 "The answer is NO, we shouldn't replace Ashes with Border-Gavaskar Trophy " 😂😂

[@averagegoslingenthusiast2033]

Why do Indians have to make everything about them ?

[@sunset1394]

@@averagegoslingenthusiast2033 as an Indian, I find it irritating, it's Ashes season talk Ashes right now,when it will be BGT, then we shall talk about Washington's Dog,not now.

[@nikkeipvck8529]

@@sunset1394 as an Indian I cancel out ur certificate on speaking for Indians. Ur jst brown coolie

[@deepakgurung6565]

Just Delete your comment mate, it's embarrassing.

[@c.b.f8185]

@@averagegoslingenthusiast2033 because their insecure & need constant praise & validation

[@SilentHotdog28]

I think this Australian side should beat anyone anywhere except for India, I think we could beat India, but I'd put India as favourites if we were to play them.

[@difdaf436]

We Aussie’s are quick to forget the absolute thrashing the poms put on us when cook and strauss opened the batting.. from memory 2008?? Could be wrong.. anyways the poms trashed us!! We were getting bowled out for under 100 consistently while England were 1 for 400 odd.. don’t get me wrong, I’m happy we flogged em but it wasn’t that long ago when Ponting was captain we were hopeless!

[@pedduharsha5889]

Imagine this team without root

[@itachiuchiha-bl5wv]

The #ASKTGC guess was sooo on point!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Believer17_]

Congo Aussies 👌🙏it was like australia were playing against some club team

[@karankaul679]

The best thing for cricket is a resurgent and mean Austrailian side led by a fast bowler. Now If only WI can also come through and we'll hav a second rennaissance.

[@adarsh7914]

The Australian bowling quartet was fit and played in all the tests against india. England couldn't survive against debutant bolwers

[@arvindshastry1178]

The problem is that the England's batting lineup isn't good enough to play Test Cricket because for the past few years England were giving more priority to white ball cricket and now they're paying the dividends for their move.

[@tateanderson7683]

Thought they could have talked more about Boland. Fairly monumental moment in Aus sport

[@dannyweggy7719]

I was at day 2 in a similar spot to fine leg, i can confirm, boland was already at fine leg before his spell

[@FM00771]

Just in - MCC is looking to pass a new law where any team who host England team has to prepare pitches similar to English one which has good amount of grass, swing n seam… That’s the only way they can win and can’t complaint about the conditions.

[@ibrahimzulfiquar668]

Don't use this to justify trash indian pitches

[@kaustubharora4816]

@@ibrahimzulfiquar668 now your favorite team can't play don't blame pitches

[@FM00771]

@@ibrahimzulfiquar668 Maybe England should implement Cricexit like Brexit and just play with Ireland and Scotland 😂

[@DjTiesticles]

Where has Root complained about the pitches in Australia? You Indian fans really are childish at times

[@Siva6jan15]

This series only underlines how amazing the BGT 20/21 last year was… the pitch was similar to last year’s. Rahane was the difference between the two sides then .. Cummins’ leadership is exactly what Australia needed all these years. Such grace and sportsmanship. Befits the rich Australian cricket heritage.

[@kriishshah23]

And now the excuse by England will start: -Pitch was bad -Umpires biased -Umpires gave them better bowl -Boundary line were shortened when Aussies were batting Etc etc.

[@DjTiesticles]

There will be no excuses. England are just a really poor test team

[@kriishshah23]

@@DjTiesticles Ya bro that was sarcasm. Remember what they did in India even that was an horrendous performance still they gave excuses. I was just kidding.

[@ericcartmansh]

should have turned around and played the 4th test starting at lunch on day 3, would have wrapped it up by end of day 4 itself. Such shambles

[@dheeraj4761]

Invite the GOLDEN DUCKS for an episode! The people NEED IT! ❤

[@sameerpandya1345]

Hello Booyyz!!! Personally am seeing a dangerous perception taking shape. Where at international level managements are trying to give a certain format of the game more attention and not concerned about the others (mostly Test format is being at disadvantage). We probably didn't notice it until England's obvious results off late but West Indies have been on this trend for most of the last 10years. Maybe Australia should give England an ultimatum to game up or they get New Zealand or India into the Ashes (leaving out it's historical significance that is).

[@lucacox3589]

Never thought we’d win but I thought we would’ve been competitive. Feels shit lol

[@davidfrancis273]

At least they fulfilled their commitment to the tour, turned up and played. Not every other international sports team has done that in the last year.

[@rajeshiimahd]

Thanks Root and co, I can sleep well into the new year.

[@krs9043]

Super congratulations to my favorite team Australia after my country India .. generally it's that I support any team that plays against England .. today I woke up hoping to have either of stokes or Root back in the hut but therewasnt any live action streaming .. with Total upset thought rain would have stopped play checked the quick highlights of 3 minutes .. Made my Day.. it should be 5 -0 that's what that mediocre team deserves ..

[@DjTiesticles]

Your heart is so full of hate. I suggest you go away and have a word with yourseld

[@pankitjotsingh1781]

Can you imagine two 5-0 defeats in a decade for England, this will be even more humiliating as they are world champs

[@krs9043]

@@DjTiesticles no hatred ..I only meant any cricket team that plays against England cricket team ...didn't mean the country England...meant the cricket team ... cry babies ...as long as u keep crying about pitches , cry if someone balls short pitch stuff this is the standard u get ... England can only win with the Dukes and overcase conditions... they have no domestic preparation to take fast and bouncy pitches of Australia, spin of India... they cannot tour and win ... India was also the same but glad its changing now ... thats all no hate ....I don't like England cricket team bcos they are sub standard ...dot

[@hulk8384]

@@krs9043 facts and spot on

[@daljeetkaur6462]

@@pankitjotsingh1781 They r not really world champs, r they?

[@shanijawakhaniwaja6648]

Yesterday bowling got me so excited but same story with the bat

[@abelabrahom207]

Ahmedabad pInk ball test got over within 6 sessions This match got over within 7 sessions In both games, England batted first So what we learn is that England should never be allowed to bat first if we want the test match to last atleast 3 days 😂😂😂

[@hulk8384]

😂😂😂

[@mccafferyfamily]

My expectations for England batting today was extremely low, they still managed to excessively exceed my expectations in badness

[@jamo483]

Schooners needed now. Won the series. Keep the urn home.

[@yogamarga6743]

The Australian century is back during the Ashes

[@danieldouglas9156]

Perry..your rig looks spectacular.

[@VS-ho6rb]

It's strange to see that England's progress as a limited overs side has coincided with their downfall in Test cricket, just around 2011-12 they used to be a formidable side beating India in India and Australia in Australia with the likes of Swann, Cook, Peterson and Anderson outperforming Indians and Australians in their own backyard. But this lot, except Root, seems clueless as to how to approach Test cricket.

[@suganthram7767]

The board doesn't care anymore about test cricket. All they want is money and limited overs trophies

[@bhaskarjyotiphukan7095]

Now who is spreading rumours that Michael Vaughan is complaining about the Pitch. 😂😂

[@gretgen]

If this happened in India, we would be talking about pitches right about now.

[@AshwinKHegde]

to be fair these blokes have never blamed the pitches in India!!

[@sid5286]

@@arshkumar3004 Bad argument. Anyone can take wickets if they can bowl properly, part timer or not. Skill and application is as much a criteria for bowling success (rather even cricketing success) as is experience, if not more. So any talk about pitches when the team hasn't been able to perform when the opposition has, is just trash talk, no merit in it whatsoever

[@68arclight]

Oh well, prepare better pitches, more like this one. Good pitch. Some excellent bowling. And a somewhat 'disappointing' batting display by the English.

[@chopme]

@@sid5286 a bad pitch is one which is blatantly one sided for batsman or bowlers - Be it a complete road, or “uneven bounce” from day 1” What was “bad” about this pitch? None of the balls doing anything crazy.

[@sid5286]

@@chopme Hey man, wasn't saying this pitch was bad, rather was saying no pitch is good or bad, rules would be vague for such a classification. So I have no ill feelings toward any pitch, nor would I have one in the foreseeable future

[@stardust9329]

Even when it's 68 all out, root scored close to half the runs... It's just sad tbh

[@pm110978]

Not Sad 😂

[@salmaroni4134]

@@pm110978 it is...ur aussie?

[@gollapalliabhishek2229]

The queen should consider opening along side root in the next stint!

[@wtls000]

Lighten up BOYS. You said it yourselves - you should be celebrating the Aussies. You are allowed to do that. Just enjoy the momentous thrashing while we can

[@John-pl8fe]

The 3rd/4th place play-off of the World Test Championship!!!

[@sudharshansholinghur8602]

England team selection was reasonably good, however the boys let it down. The same team performed quite better in Sri Lanka & India in 2020-2021. England selectors need 2 discuss with the team what went wrong. Sudharshan From Chennai ( INDIA )

[@mohitrulz2009]

It's actually painful to watch a team in such disarray. Another example of too many players (batters) promoted to the test side from the white ball game. There is a reason test match cricket is the pinnacle of the sport

[@kartikbanta5699]

3:35 hugo intimidating peter griffin 😂😂😂

[@f33fifofum]

Higgos coming through even when he's 10 schooeys deep. What a guy.

[@agsumus]

I blame the Eng side for robbing us from another episode of TGC sidemouth!!

[@AkashSharma-rg6wx]

I think IND vs aus will be the series to watch in 2022..

[@shaktisingh3864]

Now then the Ashes is over, figuratively and literally, I’d love you guys to cover Ind vs SA 2021 where India has resumed “The age of Asian century.” @Acko: please pay these guys more to cover Ind vs SA series. I’ll buy your digital insurance plan. 🙂

[@peternagy-im4be]

No worries for Australia over in England for the ashes. Should be pretty comfortable i reckon.

[@hirenpandit8499]

Pat cummins means business and no bull shit is so true. I have feeling cummins is going to be next great Aussi captain .

[@CaptDavyJones]

Aussies should ask someone else to come and play the remaining two tests…ask England to go home and get some rest…Aus vs NZ in a three match series (at least) would be much more interesting to watch at this time…

[@gokularora965]

That series was also shit

[@bitoffbalance4021]

Or Australia vs Afghanistan , as it was scheduled to happen.

[@pranavgohel6710]

Nz lose by 3-0 lol in Australia

[@kaustubharora4816]

@@pranavgohel6710 At least they will put up a fight

[@kvreacts5]

Australia have wiped their ass with Pax Brittanicca.

[@iamjmundel]

It was so quick that Joe Root didn't even have enough time to cut the cameras this time around.

[@ShubhamPatil-ke8pw]

Once again “JOE’s Baby’s ROOT’s were disturb”🔥🥶

[@salmaroni4134]

What

[@checkinthebox3263]

Oh i see What u did there 🤪

[@ultimatebeast7891]

This England team were scoring more runs in their Indian tour in so called bad pitches.They just can't bat anywhere

[@seventhuser904]

At this point I don't even wanna think about how Bad England is currently but How good Australians are in this Series. This Series is going to be a Turning Point for them and You can already see a glimmer of that Pre 2007 Australian Team.

[@syedkamran8768]

only if they win outside which they rarely do. but they have improved from the last test series

[@theflyingdropbear2009]

the biggest problem is, the English batsmen don't seem to have an ounce of mental fortitude to dig in when the going gets tough, when the going gets tough, the English fall like a house of cards. after this series is over, the English are going to need to do a crapload of soul searching, remove Root as captain, and find someone else.

[@davidhoward5392]

The only surprise is that Australian are surprised by this us English are not at least surprised, typically get back into it yesterday thanks to the bowlers, then this ! 2010 / 2011 seems a long time ago, this is probably the worst of the of the last 3 tours... they have 4 years before they return can they sort it out, given the rabble they have become.. no doubt in 2 years when Australia arrive in England fingers crossed the series will be completive, Edgbaston, Old Trafford, Headingly and the 2 Toff places in London, after watching this you would think that Australia would be favourite to win the next series in England its been a while 2001, but no doubt the search for a new Mike Brieley has started.., Jimmy will only be 41, not a problem we know how Aussie love a moving Duke ball and Broad will be 37, no worries bowling especially to Davey Warner. It's beyond tragic it's of Shakespearean proportions. As for them going home, probably saver here, the flak they are already getting..

[@nottsoserious]

Drunk faf and Lyon back at it again

[@akshaypanchal23]

I feel robbed off 2 days of test cricket... I need remaining overs, 90 specifically 🤣🤣🤣

[@anirbanchakraborty1464]

Hey poms... How was the pitch this time around? Any issues there?

[@peternagy-im4be]

Probably the same when India are over here in New Zealand. All they do is moan about pitches and conditions.

[@krishnaiyer5399]

With everything that's gone on added to the results so far, it will be interesting to see how England turn up for the next test (assuming it happens). Can't help but think that Root and the rest of the leadership need to make a statement, shut the critics up (including Anderson) by picking a team that can put up a solid batting performance. Obviously the bowlers are doing just about enough, but it's time for the batsmen to step up and put up a semblance of a fight in the next one. This is getting embarrassing, it's as though they want to implode into so many batting collapses that the world will forget the individual ones, if there's too many of them to remember.

[@ayusmashu]

Test match lasted just 180 overs but absolutely no noise about conditions 🤨 And when sane happened in ahemdabad everyone was pissing about conditions rather than poor batting by both teams 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@jimmssv9238]

India C team won d series here last year.. after watching this english batting, I realised what a great victory those young lads achieved...

[@blackeyes1252]

India main team got all out for 36 lmao

[@sonytv3824]

When I woke up and open all to watch match there was nothing on front screen of app. I thought match got cancelled due to COVID case as sky sports uploaded one video on that yesterday. By the way great bowling by Aussie

[@KiscosAplsos]

I went to attend to my laundry and came back to presentation ceremony

[@TakerKaneanite619]

Humiliated is being incredibly kind.

[@roobanloganathan6498]

Wat satisfaction do Aussies get from such a one sided series ? Even the Aussies A team can win against this shambolic England team

[@abhinavtigga2705]

We need a TGC 2021 montage please!

[@youtubepremium2764]

England have no excuse. They are there with their absolute best team and have been completely outplayed.

[@nathanmanly688]

How’s nobody mentioned that Higgos voice is about 10 octaves deeper than normal on this clip? Assuming it’s a massive alpha move. Fair play. 5-0 f*^k off!

[@NoName-ny1bt]

Wow it was amusing how England performed in the first two test matches. But now this is such an embarrassment, I feel for them. Idk how they will recover

[@RizzaHaan]

Boys are flirting with danger with the “extracurricular” jokes. They’re one “go on then” away from doing the next episode from around a glass table

[@Vishalshahdadpuri]

Just woke up, i thought sony network forgot about the game today. it took me some time to realise 🥶

[@thiruvetti]

The way the Aussie commentators hyped Cameron Green as if he was the next Kapil Dev or Ian Botham 🤣🤣

[@c3vzn]

He's 201cm, bowls 145 kph and averages 50 with the bat in FC cricket. Only a fool wouldn't see his potential. You'll see in a few years when he's the best all-rounder in the world.

[@thiruvetti]

@C3 Lol, "looks like u had this comment pasted even before u read my comment". i was talking about the commentary orgasms everytime he took a wicket of an average delivery. He neither looked threatening nor a rare find🤣🤣

[@hershpuri]

Melbourne pitch ... i expected it to be a flat !!

[@smitra5901]

This England side needs to clone 3 more Root and 2 more Anderson in order to draw one test match now against Australia in Australia.