Tiktokers Make Me Lose Faith In Humanity...

[@DEADLYFACED]

holy water chain

[@B0WL_]

holy water

[@metaIpipes]

holy water

[@Lokiswh0re]

Holy water

[@_MyWay_l]

Holy water

[@jaydenscootz]

Holy water

[@ScarletHood69]

I find it amusing that the Starbucks employees didn’t even spell “Joaquin” right. But Topper was just too intellectually challenged to realise.

[@RED-my9hl]

they dont spell names correctly on purpose usually

[@trainrexx]

@@RED-my9hl why?

[@GreenHatter]

His school told him he needs special education and he took it the wrong way

[@Moths000]

@@trainrexx So more people come in to see if their name will get misspelled. In order to do that, they would need to buy something. Which means more money

[@ButterFromDiscord]

@@GreenHatter ??

[@beetledog5990]

I ACTUALLY DIED AT THE “yo zaza, what’s for dinner”

[@Zanomeister27]

If you actually died then how'd you comment 💀

[@yeah119]

them zaza made them dinner finer

[@dfw_seth]

Relatable

[@ilovetheexosphere2978]

Lol my cat is named Zaza (an actual coincidence tho)

[@Hawkiez]

​@@ilovetheexosphere2978 catnip

[@BrolyAmadorense]

Nah, bro predicted Nikocado Avocados transformation, thats wild

[@Nobody_cares_bout_you]

Didn’t nikokado avocado fake it?

[@KutaKato0818]

@@Nobody_cares_bout_youyep

[@Buddybud._.]

No? ​@@Nobody_cares_bout_you

[@One_Unity666]

What’s the time stamp?

[@eee7639]

Some pregnant women: Smoking won’t affect my child!!! Their child:

[@s0rr0w359]

the pterodactyl shit

[@Ok-_-719]

Lmao 💀

[@fannymybeloved]

which one

[@dimitri9027]

@@fannymybeloved the girl who sound like that one zombie from The Walking Dead I think the screamer

[@Artistic_L0SERjuice]

@@fannymybeloved the gay one at the beginning

[@clingfray3]

As if anyone's faith in humanity was anywhere in the non-negatives at this point.

[@clingfray3]

Personally, I'm in the negative billions.

[@clingfray3]

@Cooler ratio

[@pingpong89productions]

For me it's approximately -777 million

[@Xenikari]

Mine became nonexistent in 2020 and it keeps on going down

[@BisexualCatWithPizza]

@Cooler tiktok has now become like less than 1% good stuff, honestly if tiktok was just banned i think the world would be a better place

[@Awedasthma]

therapists now need therapists

[@Mahnoornoorkhan29]

Yep

[@greysonzellner913]

the therapists of the therapists need therapists

[@Engine_1]

1800s: So your not supposed to brush your teeth with lead? 2000s: being straight isn’t slay

[@G0LDB0I]

As the ceo of gayism I would like to declare that being straight is totally slay

[@Engine_1]

Finally a fellow queer that doesn’t make the lgbtq community seem like a bag of shit 💀

[@hanymufied2759]

@@G0LDB0I bro gayism ? 😂

[@G0LDB0I]

@@hanymufied2759 it was a joke, i'm sadly too much of a mortal to become the CEO of gayism

[@8458]

i might not be straight but i have always wondered wtf is wrong with being straight 💀 like what did straight people do????????

[@ayami_nagino1]

I already lost a good chunk of faith in humanity and this just made me lose what was left of it

[@landland9056]

But boobs!

[@matthewblaikie7903]

I never had any to begin with

[@clementpruvost8670]

One day we need to summon some nature god or smth for getting rid of these people.

[@elengideboca3882]

Nha, better legalize bulling.

[@Deniska_UKR]

NOAH, GET THE BOAT

[@patriotic-non_bosniak]

His name is Adolf Hitler. (Not a god, but a person who would get rid of this people)

[@abjectmadness1111]

I think Jesus did that one time

[@Oohrah_man]

​@@elengideboca3882 nah two words "The Purge"

[@sashanneee]

Fuzz99 is probably one of the most annoying tiktokers 😭

[@swarm-of-moths]

to me, they just seem really happy with life.

[@CallumStapp]

totally agree the one about non-binary parents just call one birth parent and the other parent oh wait mum and dad r the same thing

[@sashanneee]

@@swarm-of-moths yeah, they are I hope so anyway, they're just obnoxiously loud and it's pretty annoying 😦

[@Eeok]

@@CallumStapp or give them a cute or cool nickname .

[@Eeok]

They have a very punch able face

[@the_lean_lord]

23:42 she interrupted bella while she was trying to eat a random squirrel she found on a ground, she had enough whit the vegan food now she eating animals alive

[@bobanimationz4062]

Fun fact: The screeching girl is apparently russian, and to fit with every language instead of talking she becomes a... pterodactyl? doesn't make her screeching any better though

[@Viktoriaihnatsiuk]

It sucks so much because I’m Russian, and some people think that this is how ALL of us are.

[@smoxthybweh]

She could just not talk it's not hard 😭

[@Lay_ray]

It should be teradactel, but it's pterodactyl for some strange reason

[@margaretbush]

How to be racist without becoming racist

[@Alduintheworldeater]

@@Viktoriaihnatsiuk thoughts on Putin🤔

[@CapCod]

If I had a nickel for every time Engween watched a man smear food into his stomach...

[@DontHugMeImDrooper]

200 cents

[@Triksekongen1]

You would be jeff bezos😂

[@jecembuary]

Id have about a dollar

[@lizzierdfl8405]

All the money in the world

[@Haxx752]

I’d be Jeff bezzos and Elon musk combined

[@wispblu]

Actually, KiraSmrn, sadly passed away after getting infected by the cordyceps fungus. She is actually a clicker with an intact skull.

[@Pyroalphasquad2]

Ah

[@NikaNikaLuffy]

Props to Egween to use footage of his gameplay instead of stealing it

[@Mega_man_X69]

Fun fact: Fuzz99 is like in his late 20's, yes that's right he's a FULLY GROWN MAN acting like a child. Edit: A FULLY GROWN WOMAN Edit: FULLY GROWN PERSON

[@LunarStarlightsArt]

I'm pretty sure he's like 30 something, I don't know tho, so yea... ☠️

[@hanymufied2759]

@@LunarStarlightsArt that makes it worse 😂

[@walterwhitegaming12345]

wait fr?💀💀

[@Mega_man_X69]

@@walterwhitegaming12345 yes

[@aeonianataraxia]

He’s actually a woman that goes by he/him pronouns

[@King_editz_yt-z]

Water🗣

[@Bleach1283]

That Vegan Teacher: NICKADO AVOCADO! BECOME VEGAN! Nickado Avocado: NO, NOT AGAIN!

[@durratulaishah3703]

Unstoppable force vs. Immoveable object

[@grimgrahmcracker]

AGAIN?!??!??!?!

[@Nglyouaintshit]

@@grimgrahmcracker he was a vegan mukbanger before 🗿

[@SeriouslySincerelySorry]

​@@Nglyouaintshit true We all miss the old one

[@Football.Chap11]

And then WW3 started.

[@KoldenBenoit]

That was so idiotic my dog ran to her kennel which is not

[@urlocalweirdcroissant]

“I’d rather watch Velma” I died laughing, it was quite funny!

[@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg]

rip

[@lacunaereversed]

rip

[@InsecureLeftHandedKid]

rip

[@Attila_Edits]

rip😢.

[@yugoslavball1945]

Rip

[@grumpylynx2304]

The people who make their sexuality their whole personality really annoy me. As a lesbian, I don’t claim them as being apart of LGBT community with other people like me who find their content extremely cringe. I can’t exactly explain it but they’re almost making it seem like they’re trying to mock LGBT people.

[@pizzacookieman9353]

Ikr

[@incite2004]

Fr, I am part of the LGBTQ but I don't tell anyone not cause I am afraid of being hurt for be gay but because I don't want to be grouped up with others in the community. I distance myself a lot. Not to mention the toxicity in the community as well.

[@grumpylynx2304]

@@incite2004 me too, I’m not out irl to anyone because I’m afraid I’ll be lumped in with the people in those TikToks

[@incite2004]

@@grumpylynx2304 I am not out nor closeted. Only if someone ask me what my sexuality is or gender will I answer.

[@grumpylynx2304]

@@incite2004 That’s great, I wish you the best of luck bro. I agree with everything you said before ^^

[@lifer-c7p]

11:18 diabetes look real nice today

[@_Masked0]

,,Hey, Zaza, what do we have for dinner tonight" got me so hard 😂

[@brokenb0n35]

huh??

[@blob_blobholman163]

Nah I got a dirty mind 💀

[@Attila_Edits]

Engween got you hard ...🤨

[@MrKirbytheofficial]

Well time to call my mum Zaza 💀

[@Getaway_Fan_111]

My cat is called zaza. You can prob guess why.

[@maxwellgarrison2983]

I am an ex-vegetarian of ten years (five now eating meat), and what amuses me about the Vegan Teacher is that she personifies animals so much, yet casually holds up some lamb shoulder chops (which are delicious btw with roasted garlic and rosemary, and a glass of Pinot Noir), and calmly tells us how evil the meat industry is. But how would she react if those were HUMAN shoulder chops? "These were the shoulders of a girl. Look what we do to people." It is preposterous. Humans simply cannot identify with animals our hominid ancestors always viewed as prey the same way we do with dogs, for instance. My family owned a dairy farm, and when they had to slaughter a cow that stopped giving milk, it was always very humane, she felt no pain, and every single part of the animal was used for something. Bone and tooth meal to nourish the crops, hide for leather, hooves for gelatin (which we need for medicine capsules), the organs were eaten, the blood made into blood sausage (which is extremely nutritious), the meat sold to feed my aunts and uncles. Veganism is lunacy. What she is doing to her dog is absolute abuse and will unalive that animal. Canines are carnivores, they do eat some vegetable matter (my dogs would occasionally steal vegetables from the garden), but they need meat as at least 90% of their diets, especially raw meat with tons of fats. Cats are hyper-carnivores that need only meat in their diet. These animals are predators that have a prey drive. They eat the organs and brains of prey because they are full of fats which they breakdown to give them energy much more efficiently than humans. They need to eat the intestines because they are full of collagen that keeps their skin and vascular system healthy. This is just absurd and this woman is insane. Like Mr. Spock said "All animals feed on death, even vegetarians". I will never be a vegetarian again.

[@pomegfox]

WAIT GELATIN IS MADE FROM HOOVES?????

[@cloudy-345]

​@@pomegfoxidk-

[@LittleBee2222]

I've always wanted to go straight to ThatVeganTeacher and tell her how getting milk and wool are both harmless. I wish I could explain to her how great dairy cows are treated and that sheep need to be sheared or their wool will be too heavy and uncomfortable for them. Lol, I had to pause the video to read this, and ironically, I'd say holy cow, that's a long comment. Also, that old lady needed her dog taken away from the beginning, and she should be arrested for m*lnuishment of her dog and animal ab*se.

[@Divine_general_raga]

Ive just genuinely begun to believe everything we see on her is a lie cause ain't no way she genuinely believes her dog won't die from this enforced fiet

[@winterices]

Erm this is completely unrelated to this☝🤓

[@McterrainYT]

As a five year old I can confirm Starbucks is my favourite drink

[@WolfTrot]

I didn't discover it until I was 8

[@DanHinkins-pi6vq]

I discovered it at -8 years old

[@Razzxr]

Some people in this generation actually make me lose faith in humanity- like what have some of us become

[@epsilon-6thevillageidiots143]

Honestly I’ve never minded watching cringe content usually because I know that there’s always that one part of someone most would deem as cringey or weird It only becomes a problem to me when it effectively becomes an act of public indecency

[@officalJesusChrist]

Fr

[@ethirium4389]

I get that, but at the same time they record themselves and share it with the entire world to see... I don't know if that's bravery, lunacy or both

[@GamerOut420]

She ain’t talking in Pokémon, she talking in pterodactyl

[@answermycallsfoo]

blowing on that zaza got two meanings now

[@m1k0_m30w_]

4:37 She's Definitely a pterodactyl

[@ninodesbordesofficial]

KWAAAAK KWAAAAK SCREEEEECH

[@TarbosaurusBaatar]

I’ve seen pterosaurs and trust me, they sound more beautiful than that thing.

[@mevinhauke462]

@@TarbosaurusBaatardude, ur Mongolian T rex, and pterosaurs didn’t lived in Kazakhstan&Mongolia(as I remember)

[@Blueplanetrocket]

I can scream the same way as her lol

[@kaideas_yt]

one day something good has to come from one of these people no way they've survived this long without a purpose

[@pyrontheartist]

Their purpose is to make you feel like Albert fucking Einstein

[@1337Cassie]

Nah, no matter how long people like this end up living, somehow they always perish before they can actually do anything worthwhile. Funny how that works out.

[@landland9056]

Its not the strongest. Its the good enough to fornicate

[@sneak1677]

they'll be food for plants so it'll work out in the end

[@iexpert8609]

No way bro predicted nikocado avocado's transform 😭🙏💀

[@Iniosiun421]

4:29 When you left the water for tea boil for a little bit too long

[@alexthecat643]

17:50 I feel so bad for any of the kids who had to see that. Earlier you can even see a little girl cowering behind her mom. So sad and stupid.

[@George_Harris_SR25]

its a performance art in nyc 😂 he has a tiktok

[@StarmixAndKaiju1]

He’s the rat guy who says “I’m a rat, but I ain’t no snitch”

[@alexthecat643]

@@George_Harris_SR25 yeah I know, it's in the title. Still doesn't matter, it's not art, it's disgusting.

[@alexthecat643]

@@StarmixAndKaiju1 oh well that makes it all better ig -_-

[@WittleBuddyStudios]

6:12 nah, she speaking enchantment table language 💀

[@RJgaming-xx4nv]

Exactly😂

[@S0LAR_unknown_]

I legit know a girl almost exactly like the second tiktoker. Man I have no hope for society.

[@crowned_fox]

11:37 I'm surprised engween didn't call him ''John Pork"

[@JoliyanaAbdulHussein]

😂

[@Technoblade_neverdies_o7]

People usually like things because it's weird and cringe, not because they actually enjoy that type of content

[@hkarargi]

20:08 "I'm sure we can all see that with our eyeballs." I want to rip out my eyeballed after seeing that. This is exactly why I don't use tiktok.

[@fragrance_frog77]

8:31 NAH BRO SEXUALLY IDENTIFIES AS an unsolved rubiks cube

[@ZombaiSlingar]

packgod reference

[@kolehmainee]

nah my man is absolutely BRUTAL

[@gametalk3149]

That’s cuckoo bananas

[@UKWildcat8721]

Bro stole it from packgod

[@fragrance_frog77]

@@UKWildcat8721 no shit sherlock

[@pure_sorcerer]

the first audio with kirasmrn scared the living hell out of my hell hound (maltese bichon with the attitude and character of a hell spawn)

[@ImputOutput]

the whole Tik Tok app just makes me lose faith in humanity tbh

[@lettucetheleafwing]

17:13 . The rat guy is honestly just funny I get why people can find him cringe but I personally enjoy his silly content

[@Chickenbobb-g3q]

Kira only screams because she only knows Russian.

[@Apertureinnovators-hn7el]

As a Russian I am very disappointed in her

[@oopstags6784]

i’m in excruciating pain from watching this, but still, thank you

[@Maxidos]

i heard nickado say somewhere once that he used to be vegan but it made him feel horrible because he didn't have enough energy to like even bend down and tie his shoelace

[@WolfTrot]

Bro can't see his feet how did he tie his shoes

[@itspronouncedkale]

@@WolfTrot he used to be lean/skinny before he started doing mukbangs

[@1337Cassie]

Sorry, I don't even give a crap about aiding in the alternative names for parental units but I *am* clever, witty and quick, so my brain immediately went... "Matriarch, Patriarch, and Theytriarch." 😂😂😂

[@smoxthybweh]

Outstanding 👏👏👏

[@saifabuhelwa1161]

2:56 “ OH I NEED SOME ZAZA TO GET THROUGH THIS VIDEO” that part got me pissing my pants from laughter lol 😂

[@Vegitoblue69420]

The Limbo, lust, gluttony, greed, wrath, heresy, violence, fraud, treachery of TikTok💀

[@alcoment]

2:54 when you go outside and smell thats zaza 🌚

[@epicchonker]

*groot image goes here*

[@SgtLogOfWood]

I never installed tik tok, but I think I have a good understanding of it. Some actually funny memes come from it, but there's too much awful stuff that came from it compared to other platforms to make it worthwhile.

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Yeah

[@loveandpoprocks7112]

yeah. stay on youtube. i have both and ive been taking a break off of tiktok and it’s felt sooooo nice

[@Justthatguyanimates101]

4:32 My mom was in my room and she said. “What’s that sound?” And I said “Guess.” And she said a dying cat screaming 💀

[@Beef444]

kira is secretly a xenomorph, trying to fit in

[@NoahMassengale]

True

[@Tra3hG0blinz]

I think I have the best gender-neutral name for my mom which is Food provider. and she actually finds humor in it.

[@waffableswaffle4418]

Birth giver

[@Tra3hG0blinz]

@@waffableswaffle4418 yes. And life giver lol

[@waffableswaffle4418]

@@Tra3hG0blinz Lmao

[@Tra3hG0blinz]

@@waffableswaffle4418 lol

[@minggartroy545]

Boss of the House

[@Fragmented1]

i lost 30 braincells during this and i started with 10

[@Nightout88]

fun fact matpat [yes of the game theory] says that "liking" a video and watching it all the way though, is more then enough to get returning viewers and the currently subbing really does nothing.......

[@Nightout88]

yeah if sloppy toppy poked me while he was butt ass naked i'd scream too.

[@Altgobrr_XD]

8:22 And y'know I have been around 5 year olds that literally have gotten super happy on getting a Starbucks gift card to get coffee and it scares me They literally started yelling and trying to rob eachother for a god damn Starbucks gift card

[@EEEEEEEEEEEEOK]

“MY DOG DIED WHAT DO I DO😭” “IM GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD YOU ASK!”

[@patricetierney4909]

Engween I apologize in advance, but that Shaggy impression bit sounded like if Shaggy was a 80 year old grandpaw

[@awwwphooey]

👴👴like zoinks scoob we gotta ruuuun👴

[@fireysboojina]

I’M CACKLING-

[@fireysboojina]

@@awwwphooey LMAOO-

[@Flesh_Wizard]

@@awwwphooey "zoinks scoob the arthritis is really getting to me today"👴

[@titusexists]

5:50 she’s talking in cursive

[@Toaster_3483]

23:06 Well, If you think about it. Humans eat meat for certain proteins and nutrients that vegetables don’t have. And since humans are part of many food webs, if humans didn’t kill domesticated animals for food, the domesticated animals would quickly reproduce. And since they keep on reproducing since no one is killing them, they will eat all the grass. And once all the grass is gone, there may be a possible extinction to domesticated cows, pigs, chickens, etc.

[@JohnD4789]

5:44 bro she’s speaking enchantment table

[@Toaster_3483]

She’s speaking angry ghast

[@tyrannnous748]

when i heard food waster i thought it was the guy who yells ingredient names while pouring a bucket of it on a table

[@farahexplainsstuff]

It is I think

[@ttrxpz]

22:20 this aged INSANELY well

[@xWA3L]

LMFAO

[@Megs24theJokerQueen]

I honestly don't mind using Tiktok.. I just avoid the bad content and watch stuff that's actually worth watching

[@maravreloaded]

3:07 I'd say "like if you had 3 YEARS OLD" _Hewoo zaza how you doing?_

[@Arandomperson10121]

If I called one of my parents Zara they’d probably disown me 💀

[@Arandomperson10121]

Zaza*

[@TheKing-bc7ux]

this is why i deleted tiktok

[@XoxoArtChannel]

Engween’s sarcasm and jokes are always makin me cackle like a gremlin on crack fr

[@foolgek785]

Why'd you have to diss nickleback like that mane 😭

[@just._.a._.little._.monster._]

Not the muscle man joke, that got me dead

[@TheMexicanLegion]

15:16 me when I see a spider on the floor

[@Toaster_3483]

The people who live upstairs when you’re asleep:

[@Genetically-ibraHIM]

Bro you have to be a psychic. Whenever I'm doing anything you either say the exact same thing I say,(same wording) or you say the exact thing I'm doing bro. I'm scared rn

[@lucas8663.]

Also that screaming girl I’m impressed by how she can make those screeches but. TikTok sucks

[@bleedblack23666]

As a rock and metal fan the nickleback joke cracked me up. I was not expecting it lmao

[@verticlax.]

the dimension screams were kinda funny ngl

[@dorkybf]

10:40 this guy actually makes me feel sick

[@excria]

actually i created the phrase kookoo bananas. its was third grade and it was a kids birthday and i said "flad you werent kookoo bananas over your birthday" thinking this would be perfect to say after watching spy kids and hearing them say "your kookoo bananas!! i was bullied after

[@GDDJ-w3u]

My guys i lost hope in human years ago

[@stormywolfhowls]

And I felt weird carrying my kitten around town because she likes it... This makes me feel so much better

[@notsobigcheese]

why feel weird? it would attract ppl like magnets, oh wait maybe that's a reason to feel weird oh yeah

[@acatdrinkingtea1111]

I love this man how he respects people's pronouns and shit its great he hates with a purpose

[@loveandpoprocks7112]

exactly.

[@s0me.w3ird0]

If i had a dime for every time i watched one of engweens videos, i would have like, erm, 109 cents.

[@oogboog7158]

4:44 yeah shes speaking cringukus's mega evolution screech attack

[@TheRealSniperTf2]

Fun Fact: The 2nd one is a creator from russia so she speaks in sasquatch mating noises

[@saltlemon9191]

i thought russian women were all dating scammers

[@TheRealSniperTf2]

@@saltlemon9191 wow

[@THE-MR2]

I hit the like button and IT STARTED RAINING NO 🧢!

[@oldmusicfan1237]

this is why i'm building a time machine to go back in time

[@KuromiScarlet5030]

Im with you

[@OniGamer00]

@@oldmusicfan1237 have you tried contacting aliens?

[@oldmusicfan1237]

@@OniGamer00 no but just get rid of todays cars bring back classic one have better fashion and the intrenet to turn of because it has done more harm then good

[@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg]

hows the time machine going

[@oldmusicfan1237]

@@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg lol not so good

[@MonkeyManChris]

Wow, I really love the 10 minute video posted 3 seconds ago!

[@markalexander3659]

9:40 - any prank that begins with the person shushing the camera is automatically SUPER FAKE

[@fragrance_frog77]

2:13 that voice tho 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@reneemachuca3026]

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

[@GarageEingineering]

1:00 its like that one school counselor who takes things way to seriously

[@charleshepburn4882]

15:02 bro turned into scp 096

[@BiggleVonDoofsnortIV]

As a Russian, I can confirm that I used to see strange people walking random rats from Chernobyl with an American flag in the background

[@AhmadAlKaabi-yz9we]

1:48 mate ur the best content creator aint no way someone hates u, if someone does there probably just a 7 year old on there moms tablet or something

[@Bigrandy-g2z]

respect engween for doing the minecraft parkour himself and not just getting stock footage

[@MagicKooleyPeppermint]

That dude that would stomp on his floor actually did get an eviction notice warning

[@gumslice]

As a wrestling fan I don't claim him and a wrestling figure collector I don't claim him he is an embarrassment to us and is an example of why nobody can take us seriously anymore and why we have to hide the fact we like It well don't hide it because screw what everybody thinks of me I'm a loser either way but still.

[@קעז-מענטש]

"I love the taste of meat in my mouth" -Engween, 2023

[@jessicamcgrath390]

I know this was 10 months ago but the ‘ZOINKS SCOOB!1!1!1’ impression was gold

[@Omelette007]

12:06 I would not want to be this persons washing machine 😭

[@mertulasdamlatv4166]

7:25 Starbucks spells customer's name wrong on purpose for increase the chance of being seen in social media by customer's post about wrong name on starbucks cup....That's literally one of their marketing strategies for more free advertisement...but this man takes it too seriously...