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0:00 Entitled Sister tries to falsely accuse me of buying her drinks for her party, with my mom begging me to take the fall for her when she gets in trouble with the law. (u/Material-Topic4522)
9:58 My fiancé has not allowed me to have any free time to myself, where I can just be alone. And I am at my wits end, and I seriously don’t know what to do. (u/ThrowRA32722)
13:43 Today I messed up by showing my English Teacher my short story, and eventually getting disowned by my family in the process. (u/Strict_Alps_9952)
17:22 An Entitled Karen makes a scene at Banes and Nobles, causing the worst kind of second-hand embarrassment I have ever experienced in my life. (u/ShivaLuna22)
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[@waltdoherty540]

Short Story. Take notes and keep records. You can sue the teacher sometime later. If you can't sue, make sure anyplace teacher tries to apply for a job that you let them know what she did.

[@immortalmangafan3565]

Story 1 has a update in which the family is able to reconcile but the sister tries to get her way back into the family by getting pregnant

[@QuickManEXE]

Really? Hopefully we hear that update on here soon.

[@UnfortunateLemons]

I was looking for a comment like this :) Got removed tho when I got round to it so I used a tool to view And let me just say that its SUPER CLEAR that the OP's sister is using her kid as a bargaining chip to become the golden child again- its just messed up.

[@carterjames8829]

It's the next video immediately after this one.

[@smorphous8928]

Story 1: what the mother did is grounds for multiple charges, she lied to a officer, falsifying claims and basically lied in court and harassment. That alone is enough to get a few months in jail. It mostly depends on the severity of the crime but Ops mother is lucky Op didn’t press charges.

[@Charles-7]

is there a charge for like forcing the op in taking the fall for his sister?

[@rickbaird3067]

​​@@Charles-7probably false testimony and harassment

[@twister107]

@@rickbaird3067 indeed.

[@artuitous]

16:24 that pissed me off. The op's parents should never have been parents.

[@QuickManEXE]

Small religious town in Georgia told me all i needed to know.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@QuickManEXE Does the Bible Belt go that far south?

[@QuickManEXE]

@@JamesDavy2009 It sure does.

[@halimaibrahim7957]

I really love a writer like the first op who give the entire story and not leave me hanging and I am happy they are in a good position away from their sister's and mom's toxicity

[@Charles-7]

prefect example of some family members trying framing others for no reason and even when cameras show that they are exactly as they said they were, those entitled people still thinks they should take the fall, these people should learn that nothing resolves around them. not ever.

[@denga4955]

Me personally I would press charges against my sister for falsely crime and a restraining order

[@Charles-7]

@@denga4955 I wouldn't blame you for it.

[@SenseiRaisen]

There is multiple updates from this story. Going in a rollercoaster as well.

[@heroicslayer3792]

For that third story I feel so bad for the op. But I'd cut them out of your life. I mean, they kicked the op out of the house because of a story...A FICTIONAL STORY! While he was underage by the sounds of it, which makes it even worse! The op's parents burned that bridge, I wouldn't recommend trying to fix it because of what they did-

[@viviennemorgan7217]

my family isn't like op's parents they will accept you with open arms and won't chew you out.

[@JamesDavy2009]

It sounded like OP's family and the English teacher drank the Leviticus-flavoured Kool-Aid.

[@IzumiAkatsu]

I'm religious and i think that was too far this is like people that try to get rights for characters in anime and games instead of going out to support actual human rights. Its a story not based on any 2 actual people its crazy some can't seperate fact vs fiction

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@IzumiAkatsu There's a word for the failure to separate fact from fiction: schizophrenia.

[@kingofcurses123-i6k]

I hope first story boy has a good life

[@rockhoundcustomjewelry]

I know he does. Shit even with a felony he still would cause u can tell they come from Money.

[@silkeison8795]

First story was a girl idiot

[@Breadlol44646]

story 2 sounds like a major bad case of separation anxiety and sound like child hood issue but then he was not ready to get someone to love

[@angelamurray2725]

Story 2- Run Far and Fast. Get him OUT NOW.

[@Blimpee]

I hope the guy in the first story never has to deal with his mom again

[@bradsmith8977]

And I hope the Op in the first story when he start having kids only keep the dad info that bitchwitch of a mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thirstyserpent1079]

His mom eventually admitted she was wrong I think in an update.

[@UnfortunateLemons]

​@@thirstyserpent1079 ye she did although the sister still hasnt

[@snowcrystal4870]

Story three: an absolutely shining example of how terrible extremely religious people are against anything against normal. It is a durty reminder of how many people say " ooh, these and these were in this and this war soo terrible to oyhers, we will be never like that" and then just be as terrible as these times. Just absolutely sad.

[@ravenralph123]

Third Story: I'm baffled by it seriously on how out of touch the teacher is and how much dumb the parents are. As a person who wrote stories and commentaries in my school paper when I was still studying on a Catholic School no less, didn't get any reports or problems on writing on sometimes weird subjects as even the nuns and priest that runs the school knows it is entirely fictional whatever it's written on the stories as it's official written on the school paper for everyone to see. So The teacher should be banned from teaching who doesn't know what's fiction and what's reality, then the OP should cut contact with the parents permanently for the stupid reason they kicked out the OP.

[@JamesDavy2009]

From how you described the teacher, there is one word for that: schizophrenic.

[@jam1494]

Sister gets diagnosed as a narcissist and proceeds to run away from home to go live in California, cutting family off forever. What is it with that state that attracts people like this? Lol

[@Charles-7]

it's possible that she want to get away from the one that knows her as one, after knowing that no one in her hometown will bend to her, not even her own brother, she likely doing it again in another state, and with narcissists they'll find ways in getting what they went, even after knowing that are, and will not care if they get caught doing it.

[@thirstyserpent1079]

Hollywood and San Fransisco. They are both icons of narcissism over here but in 2 different ways. Hollywood embodies the idea of fame/money in addition to having all eyes on you because your so famous and important. San Fransisco has the issue of "It's full of people that are better than everyone else and have the right ideas" So you have a bunch of narcissist congregating together to tell eachother how amazing they all are. xD

[@csanadmate-fesus4020]

I'm happy, that your channel still here!

[@QuickManEXE]

Story 1: With the exception of the father, who is a great dad here, the OP needs to disown his family here. The sister and mother are among some of the worst people i've ever heard. I really cant decide who is worse... the sister for being such a crazy liar, or the mom for being a crazy enabler. It really sucks that the cops came down hard on the OP at first over the "he said she said" attitude, but with her stupid social media posts and the fact that cameras are pretty much everywhere nowadays. The fact that the mom kept trying to get the OP to take the fall here was absolutely crazy and stupid. The OP really should've disowned her for doing that, and the father should've divorced her, not just threatened it. Story 2: You have a stage 5 clinger here. I'm very surprised that the OP has been with this guy for 8 years. Sounds like 8 years of misery really. Story 3: As soon as i heard that it was super religious people in very small town Georgia and 2 male characters as love interests, i knew immediately where this was going to go. All i can say is screw the OP's parents, screw the OP's church group and screw the OP's english teacher. You didnt mess up at all, they are just Grade-AAA jerks here. Another case on how religion brings out the absolute worst in people. Story 4: While prices nowadays are high and aren't fun, that doesnt give anybody the right to act like this. I live in Canada, and they've been charging for plastic and paper bags for quite a while now... and some places are more then just 10 cents. They encourage you to bring your own bag, and some places even offer (very small) discounts for bringing your own. This Karen was just being stupid and likely trying to get something for free or cheaper, and good on the cashier for staying calm and pretty much ignoring her dumb rant.

[@preciousramer5awesome426]

Bro really has an official initial d game as the game in the background.

[@denga4955]

This even worse then entitled parents and brother tries kick out of my house

[@B.2506]

This guy deserves 1mil subs.Pepole lets get him there!

[@raerose2278]

Yes, I second that! 1m!!👍

[@cabern5346]

The "teacher" needs to lose her job or be reprimanded since since her job is to teach English not be judge jury and executioner.

[@kunfussed213]

Like, oooh, who has my back?! 🤭🤭🤭

[@EdPotatoLady]

Story 3: I am a religious person who has no problem with gay people. As a kid a lot of people said it was terrible, but if you read the untranslated version of the bible (Hebrew) the things said have very different meanings. It mostly says it is un-religious to be in an abusive relation ship.

[@Stevenjagglum]

Op's mother does not want to see her daughter downfall

[@alias_crouton2671]

That girl did not deserve a plea bargain.

[@11rahimis1234]

Story 4 This happens like so many times it is unbelievable🤦‍♂🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@PotatoKoko1]

i love to listen to this while doing stuff thank you am i the jerk for this amazing content!

[@Moki_Mocha]

The 10 cents for a bag isn't really meant to be a nescience. The store is trying to discourage using bags, and instead, use reusable bags. It's to help reduce the pollution by trying to discourage the waste of trash, and encourage us to reuse bags instead.

[@connorfalkner8399]

I feel like the parents straight up knew the sister was going to have a party

[@crimsonvoid1595]

For Story 3 I do my own writing as well but I’ve had writers block for several years and I work on it whenever I have new ideas. My family never criticize me my idea, The one criticism I got was from my dad for having 2 of the Villains be guys who I knew from Boy Scouts.

[@Saiaix]

Second story... alone time is critical to healthy couples. My grandparents had the healthiest relationship, and it involved my grandmother reading her newspapers and novels alone during the day. while grandpa had his art studio (he was an art professor) where he did projects and blasted Pink Floyd. They spent most of their time apart, save for meals (they cooked together), social gatherings with family, watching shows that they both liked on television, and bedtime. They loved each other to no end and she still misses him. I think that a lot of the health in their relationship came from respecting space. You don't need to be next to someone every moment of the day, that's an unhealthy obsession. You have a truly healthy relattionship when you know for a fact that your partner still loves you and you trust them to be away for two weeks (grandpa visited Japan several times as part of a college exchange program, as well as the middle east.) She never doubted him and vice versa. If you have to keep tabs on your partner this much, your relationship isn't worth it. Either because your significant other is violating your trust, or because you aren't offering trust. Either way, it's unhealthy for both of you.

[@waltdoherty540]

Fiance. You put up wth him for 8 years? You're going to have to evict him.

[@patriciat5697]

Story 2:- run and run fast. Your boyfriend is a super manipulator, out to control and abuse you

[@JAndGames20]

Story 1 Sister:well she _____ Camera and bank account: hello there :D

[@hdsiding2560]

Nice in germany we can drink beer at 16 years old and strong alcohol at 18 years old

[@davidalan6701]

Yeah, the bag thing is a state tax which the government hopes will discourage the use of plastic bags and encourage people to get reusable ones. It’s the same with the 5 cents added to drink bottle purchases to encourage recycling.

[@Iwantedtobe007]

It works over here in the UK. Didn’t think it would but it does

[@tymagill3600]

The last one reminded me of my sisters love for a girl. But her parents are extremely religious and their daughters went. Nearly everyone knew of the secret relationship between them 2 until the favorite brother narced on them about their relationship and they were broken up. The parents on the following Sunday school ranted and raved about this ungodly sin and behavior. Long story short they watched them like hawks and they were knew allowed to sit together or being in a room together alone. They had to be with an adult and no talking on social media for fear the other girl would be abused

[@JamesDavy2009]

Leviticus strikes again.

[@TheDarkLink7]

For the first story. I would say "Well seeing as I'm ruining your 'babies future' then let it be so. You will never see me again"

[@bluethewolf44]

Story 3 : this really just pissed me off to the extreme I hit my head on the table. How the fuck can you disown somebody for a story that is fictional and made up!? Everyone that OP is associated with is toxic and not worthy to hang with ESPECIALLY there parents! Y'know, I might want to read that story cuz it sounds fascinating! ^_^

[@AdultWereWolfPackLeader]

*scoffs* no dog gone freaking heck sherlock

[@Panwere36]

The mother eventually comes around.. but there is a very upsetting second part to this story...

[@marieguillou8808]

I remember that for my 21st birthday I didn't really know what to do, so I went fishing for ideas on the internet. Each time, I came across alcohol tips and advice because since I had reached the absolute age of majority (in France we are of age at 18), I could buy my alcohol to be able to get drunk in full legality. Too bad I'm not medically allowed to drink or take drugs in any way. Even energy drinks I'm not allowed. Epilepsy: No alcohol No drugs No energy drink Limited video game time Limited screen time No sleep debt No driving license

[@dave_boihlive6469]

nice vids, good for workout, thanks for the great vids keep going❤😊

[@BasmaNazer]

I am honestly afraid at how much me and the third story's OP have in common. Literally me. It's like listening to something I did/wrote. Idk why.

[@brantleyanderson6807]

My response to story 3; When I was in college I worked at an assisted living home that had a church in it. I worked in the kitchen making lunch and supper for the residents. On Sundays a lot of the residents families would come to the home and go to church with their moms or dads who lived at the home and after they’d come and get breakfast after and I usually served. This is how I learned that some of the rudest and most bitter people you can ever meet indeed go to church on Sundays. People who base their whole life around religion and live by what’s right and wrong according to the Bible are the people that I stride to avoid in life.

[@KC-nx8ol]

Story 3: It's very simple OP, years down the line if/when you have a child and your parents want to know why their not in the child's life. Remind them of this incident and explain to them under no circumstances will your child be subject to that toxic behavior's.

[@jasoncarpp7742]

*Story 1:* Talk about crazy sister and mother.

[@WabbitRB]

wait, you still get plastic bags? lucky... we get charged 10c for a biodegradable plastic bag (which by the way is absolutely terrible, you get about 2 uses out of them before they start tearing) or $1.20 for a canvas bag. We now have about 4 canvas bags that we use for all our shopping, it's just outrageous.

[@JamesDavy2009]

We get burlap bags or insulated bags for a price.

[@ArtsyLili]

9:00 Verbally: "She was moved into the guest room." Me: Oh ok. The writing: "She was moved into the gas room." Me: Lol she got a huge ass punishment for defending her dumbass child.

[@11rahimis1234]

Story 1 The sister should have gone to jail and got a felony. It would have taught her that there are consequences to her actions and maybe she would have grown up. The dad should have divorced the mom and taken the son with him and cut all contact with the other side of the family.

[@kellenliame2674]

There needs to be a law stating if you can prove someone’s actions ruined your life you can sue for restitution. The teacher in story 3 is scum for reporting to parents. Just goes to show: schools are not a place to nurture students and teach, it’s just a big ol’ conformatorium.

[@JamesDavy2009]

I'd have said indoctrination chamber, but conformatorium (is that even a word?) works.

[@kellenliame2674]

@@JamesDavy2009 idk if it’s a word, but enough literature and tv uses the phrase to describe a prison that isn’t a prison for committing actual crimes, (a lot of fantasy uses the term, in particular) but a prison for those who don’t act like everyone else.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@kellenliame2674 Every authoritarian and tyrant's wet dream.

[@jennifermartin3441]

Once wen I was 10 these bulls just wouldn't leave me alone it sucked

[@kellenliame2674]

As much as I feel for the OP’s pain in story 1, narcissists deserve to be hollowed out and left by the side of the street. They damage everyone around them for their own self image and internal identity politics. That mother is lucky the father didn’t dump her out on the street after this stunt. Sounds like he is the breadwinner, and could have easily made these choices. Good people need to learn to not enable bad people.

[@dracko158]

"The charges were ruining my baby's future!" Oh, you want your precious baby to have a clean record at the expense of OP'S future? Garbage mom at its finest.

[@QuickManEXE]

I would've disowned her over all of this.

[@Mark-CPM]

I love your content

[@Lightprince57]

For the fourth story what was that poor worked gonna do call the mayor and tell them to change the law?

[@DatRat696]

story 3: getting mad? Understandable. Kicking them out? Overreacting

[@alexissherrill5624]

*Writes EM and ES names in Death Note!*

[@fernandorios474]

I did say this before my nephew's cancer scare "If there's any police anywhere you guys are my neighbors & stopping me from drinking alcohol." Because I'm the only one that's over 21 years of age

[@gotenblack2542]

story 1 am glad the dad is on ops side since the sister and mother and in the wrong especially one the mother wanted him to take the fall for everything but in the end they didn't get what they wanted i can just imagine how crazy it be if both the mom and dad were on the sisters side

[@Charles-7]

I think the sister and mother were claiming the camera footage was doctorated, just to make the op a liar for some reason.

[@JamesDavy2009]

Something I asked myself on listening to that was, "What happened to the presumption of innocence?"

[@Charles-7]

@@JamesDavy2009 maybe it's liek that good and evil is marely an illusion, of which in reality is motivation, and everyone has motives, it all depends on their intentions.

[@Whopper4275]

Hi i love ur videos best videos

[@Serpensin]

The Lady in the thumbnail is the first one, that I know from where you took it. XD Love your videos.

[@ChristianDan7]

Story 1. Take it you didn't find the update XD omg it got even worse, sister did return. Pregnant and with a "change of heart" trying to get back into the will if I remember rightly

[@Umbrakight]

I love am i the jerk ❤ easily the best KZbin channel

[@johnboothe1806]

That sounds like BPD

[@savag3knight206]

REMEMBER. The only lottery you need to win is a good family

[@JamesDavy2009]

The Heelers have set that standard.

[@johnnymcneal5914]

Obviously she didn't care about you otherwise she wouldn't ask you to go to jail for her and ruin your life

[@vental3373]

I love these stories! keep up the good work!

[@boredgamergirl661]

On story 2, you don't need to understand why the others want stuff. Just respect it.

[@11rahimis1234]

Story 3 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy got out of control here. That kids parents are morons. They kicked their kid out for what they wrote as fiction. Come on. Seriously! You don't deserve to be a parent if you treat your child like that.

[@dyshawmboldin5203]

Always have cameras

[@dashdash3615]

STORY 2...What a needy little wuss She should run away from that leech

[@jerichogarry]

First Story: The mom shouldn't have expected the OP to take the fall when she's always favorited the sister.

[@Reid.phipps]

Bro all of her lies were so ez to prove wrong that it’s just stupid

[@bruiseberryytofficial3779]

I’m not really too much of a fan of zombie/apocalypse type stuff, but I would definitely read that guy’s book if it ever came to exist (which I hope it does, it’d be a shame for such creative spirit to be quashed, but I’d also understand why if not). Let them be gay, I say, let them be gay

[@acid4025]

Ok that’s a lawsuit

[@cat-po8pq]

Story 2: is he a yandere?

[@bigboymalloy2261]

On the second story i partially blame op, like they saw tye signs and knew from the beggining, but still dude is extra creepy and definitely doesnt understand the concept of no one wants to be around others all day everyday

[@godnikorasu5648]

The book store karen store probably takes place in jersey bc we banned bags here which is annoyin

[@pseudonymity0000]

Last story: They UK also has a plastic bag levy. It's been implemented for years, yet you still get Karrans complaining about having to pay for the bag... Corporate can't do anything about it because they're required to charge it by law, and the money made from the charge must go to a charity of the company's choice. Some supermarkets have just completely scrapped the small disposable bags because they just keep causing arguments at checkouts. It's very well established you must bring or buy the reusable bags.

[@niteriderevo9179]

Aldi's is here in the US as well, and they operate in the same fashion, none of the little plastic bags that darn near every other store here uses, they either have paper or reusables..

[@Felix24148]

I'm surprised you didn't read the two follow up posts to the first story

[@riley6740]

Yeah. When I see college kids and even sometimes a person who should know better, starts with the raised voices and is trying to illicit the response or attention they want, they will start looking around for someone to support their outburst and give them a sense of superiority. I always laugh my butt off. If you have an argument, make it clearly and explicitly and listen to the feedback you get from the person you were engaging with.

[@autumnazure8928]

It's so depressing when people forget what Christianity is really about and decide to betray and ostricise an innocent young man all because he wrote a love story between two men, I mean seriously, his own family, what a bunch of over zelous jerks, and I hope that teacher knows they ruined a life that day. I am a Christian, but I personally believe that views like what happened in the third story are over zelous an cruel. I personally am straight, but attacking someone like this is just making our religion look bad. I may get blasted for this but I am a good person, I shouldn't be judged for my opinion.

[@JamesDavy2009]

I recall Jesus saying to Matthew (I think) something to the effect of, "Judge not lest ye be judged." That passage was about hypocrisy. Also, that town must have been high on Leviticus-flavoured Kool-Aid.

[@Th3Weirdest0ne]

1. Why are people like this? And why don't we do something like make it a crime to be evil. 2. 9:00... She moved into the gas room made me question my sight and hearing.

[@artechstorm]

Story one has an update, but I'm not a good narrator so read for your percussion. The parents and the OP went to family therapy and the mom finally saw that it was her fault for playing favoritism. He got into the father's business and was a manager of one of the buildings that the father owns. One day the sister came back with her bf and with a positive pregnancy test. The parents let her stay in her old room, and tell her to retake the test to confirm that she is pregnant. She bribes them for a house in Cali and a lot of money, and their father provides it with a contract saying that you will not contact or go near the baby and them if she does contact them, and to change her last name so they don't associate with her anymore. She agrees because she never cares about the baby. It wasn't until the sister went to a psychologist that she's diagnosed as narcissistism. They broke up when they got to Cali and when he found out how she got a house, he did the same thing, but he wanted a less expensive house and less money compared to his sister. OP said it was a lot of money, but the father said it was all worth it for the grandson. They will tell them as he gets older that he is their grandson and his mom doesn't want him. The grandparents had to get a nanny for the baby because they were getting old. It was months later that the sister called the OP to still complain that he should have taken the blame, but he said to stop bringing up the past because he's over it, he's a manager of one of the stores of their father's stores and doing well. She tries to one-up him that her life is great but he hangs up because he feds up with his sister's narcissistic ways. The baby is okay, the grandparents are doing well so their marriage is patched up, the relationship between OP and his mom is stable, and he is having a good life without the sister's in their lives

[@QuincyChen]

Remember kids- Under aged drinking is really bad. Don’t do that. Or drugs. Don’t do bad stuff. Like at all.

[@dave_boihlive6469]

Hey kids! Eat your school! Do drugs! Stay in veggies! Dont do sleep. (P.S: its just a joke eat veggies, do sleep, stay in school, dont do drugs.)

[@QuincyChen]

@@dave_boihlive6469 yes yes absolutely

[@lucasharrisonking9960]

nah us is proper weird in uk were legally allowed bear and cider at lunch and yall wait to like 21 lol

[@dave_boihlive6469]

@@lucasharrisonking9960 here in algeria, its illegal to drink or do drugs

[@Charles-7]

and don't put the blame on someone else either, that'll only get worst for you only

[@TruthTeller23914]

well, if I were the first person in USA, I would have deffinetly used the court to make those policemen beg for mercy, I would haras them legaly till I was bankrupt only to destroy their lives. I would have also gotten on the news and outed both the sister, the mom and the cops. After the dust settled I would borrow a lot to buy a home and run away with the money.I would just love doing that. And my sister, yeah, she would have lost both a brother and my parents would be searching for me all over the world. I would settle for sollitude and hunter lifestiles. Never to return to the society that didn't belive me.

[@JamesDavy2009]

The Australian Outback is remote enough to cater to your lifestyle…as long as you don't mind living in a desert.

[@AnimeGamer501st]

I'm pretty sure I've heard the first story already

[@Maximum_PRODUCTIONS]

UGANDA KNUCKLES

[@Charles-7]

in story 3: this is exactly how nimona got treated by Disney, all cause one of the the main characters in that movie is just gay.

[@pedropub5245]

Story 3 : Yeah , hyper religious ppls who can`t differ reality from fiction.

[@ada45169]

WHAT IS THE DAMN RACING GAME

[@212mochaman]

Story 1: Sorry OP. You're guaranteed to have to deal with your sister again. I can guarantee it. Its not nice to talk about it but inheritence. 1/100 chance she wont lie to get all of it

[@JamesDavy2009]

That's a high estimate on the probability. My estimate: the chance is equivalent to getting trampled by a stampede of wild elephants between 3:55 and 4:00 pm on July 4 of any year during a hailstorm.

[@immortalmangafan3565]

Wild how I called that the reason he was kicked out of the family was homophobia

[@winterbunnyx]

So she's complaining because she has a problem the most women want to have

[@basketballninja2804]

Nice

[@Tom-cp1zy]

This is why you live in the uk. Legal drinking age is 18

[@Mlp.Obsessed.3]

Wait- you can only drink at 21? I live in germany and here you can drink (if your parents allow it) at 16 but im not sure

[@arandomthingintheabyss2062]

If i remember correctly there a sequel to this but i can't what the video was called

[@stinebrody5541]

UC personal opinion on that day I won't be getting any of those charges but I definitely would be charged for assault because me and my sister will be playing a little game of catch as in these hands