Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?

[@eons]

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[@blank-3403]

Does it talk about how the future could be a crab infested world

[@NecrochildK]

The Cretaceous Crab Revolution. So, crab rave.

[@Darkstar.....]

Crab people Crab people Crab people!

[@Sol103-06]

Are we gonna turn into a crab?

[@dex2862]

evolution isn’t real

[@bray2964]

*-Points at Crab-* "You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"

[@vigo7334]

perfection

[@slimeguy6122]

This is proof that future humans will become crabs

[@ReaverPrime]

@@slimeguy6122 Well, remember the Brine Kingdom in Aqua Man?

[@slimeguy6122]

@@ReaverPrime you mean the Perfect Life form Kingdom

[@joshuaidugboe214]

TIME TO CRAB *contorques to ambiguous creature*

[@kaldordraigo7278]

Species: *evolves to look like a crab* Crustaceans: “you could not live with your own failures. Where did that bring you? Back to me”

[@boah5098]

oh no

[@tux2457]

Lol

[@c00kiec18]

@@tux2457 I see you

[@tux2457]

@@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@harsha1989able]

Top grade comment...

[@oompalumpus699]

There are only two types of lifeforms in the universe: Those who were born crab, and those who wished they were crab.

[@fostinator69]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become a 🦀

[@PiOfficial]

And crab people

[@DaDoubleDee]

There is only Crab. Obey and enjoy Crab.

[@shoelebron-officialchannel5550]

soon everyone will be crab

[@milomoon06]

Very true.

[@burchie1224]

Everyone's asking why things keep evolving into crabs, but no one is asking why we haven't evolved into crabs yet. We should really give it a try.

[@lmaoitsmitch7388]

You guys haven’t yet???

[@noodlery7034]

Speak for yourself

[@ihavebecomedeathdestroyero3234]

Look up crabs in a bucket...some of people are evolve did

[@kishascape]

Yes makes me wonder if you were to account for all the life forms in space how many would be crab people. I guess that star trek TNG episode of interdimensional crabs that were abducting the crew isn't too unrealistic after all.

[@901johnboi]

We haven't met the evolution requirements

[@heskrthmatt]

“Why do things keep evolving into crabs?” *Looks nervously at hands*

[@artemis_smith]

*pinchers

[@torquetheprisoner]

its not December yet

[@rafaelmonroyrojas4240]

Cursed comment

[@chanbricks4461]

Lego minifigures are the middle ground of crabs and humans

[@metha9987]

Crab people, crab people... Look like crabs, talk like people...

[@katjarozantseva8069]

I opened yt app and yes, "why do things keep evolving into crabs" is exactly the question I needed at 6 am

[@eggpon6819]

Haha I win, it's 1:38 am here୧( ˵ ° ~ ° ˵ )୨

[@onedan9x256]

Its 5 am

[@yumibro8121]

Ekaterina Rozantseva omg stop it’s 5:47am by me and I was just thinking the same thing

[@Mastablasta-fr2zv]

thats hilarious its 6 am for me and same

[@ggh8384]

Happened at 3, am for me

[@jeffreycervantes3609]

"Can I have evolution?" "For biodiversity? " "Yes, for biodiversity " Actually keeps evolving crabs like a boss

[@Star-pl1xs]

lmfao

[@Jokoer86]

Lol

[@BigCroca]

"can i have evolution?" "for biodiversity?" "yeeesssss" *actually evolves into crab like a boss* *crab time*

[@Max_Le_Groom]

_Slaps carapace:_ I bet this baby can fit so much evolution in it.

[@wv4776]

You deserve applause

[@yungg7313]

Bro I had no idea there were so many crab impostors out there but from now one when I see one I’m callin em out fr it’s time to stand up for the true crabs

[@dextermiguel21]

This is why we always feel the urge to "snip-snip" when holding the tongs.

[@Avi-tc2ym]

i wish the crab world was aware of this lol

[@randoclips113]

Underrated

[@Jason-cl6yp]

Crab rave

[@clevername8832]

It's so true 🤣😂🤣

[@jvpro2076]

The crab is all powerful and must be worshiped

[@NinjasUseGlocks]

"Why do animals keep evolving into crabs?" I was not aware of this issue, but I am intrigued

[@xChimkin]

hows it feel your great great ×500,000,000 grandchild will be a crab person

[@zigfaust]

Zoidberg was peak evolution all along....

[@alexsilva28]

Lol that's not an issue... Is it?

[@Paches92-]

@@xChimkin “crab people, crab people”

[@splashgordon2557]

😭😭

[@Doc-Holliday1851]

I love the implied exasperation of the title. Like some marine biologist is just looking around at his textbooks and in a moment sudden realization exclaims "why do things keep evolving into crabs!?"

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Okay but I'm pretty sure that's how it went down

[@Gabsboy123]

Does that marine biologist have a punching ghost that can stop time?

[@kelnhide]

@@Gabsboy123 probably.

[@wilsonwilson3674]

I think of a distressed Italian aggressively moving his hands around, while saying it in a bad accent.

[@MrChoklad]

- Wait, is it all crab? - Always has been

[@davchan4423]

We live downtown in a coastal city so we were far but not too far from the sea. One night, we heard weird scraping sounds from the backyard. My dad and I decided to check it out. We inspected the area with a flashlight and found a large blue shelled creature with very long legs. Turns out, a coconut crab found its way to our backyard in the residantial area. So yeah, you're not alone in fearing coconut crabs.

[@yougottamove]

Did you killed him?

[@davchan4423]

@@yougottamove we hacked it to death with a machete, yeah.

[@toheekang174]

@@davchan4423 damn, that brutal though I can’t blame you for that

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

​@@davchan4423 Why did you kill it?

[@TheCapitalWanderer]

​@@EclecticallyEccentric coconut crabs are scary asf

[@lukaberonja3721]

''You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a crab''

[@yaboileon3758]

What if I want to become *crab*

[@sandmountainsam9287]

This is just a copied comment

[@lukaberonja3721]

@@sandmountainsam9287 I Have been busted :C

[@ellencook1658]

😂

[@eventhorizon396]

CRAB RAVE!!!

[@ajyu7289]

Evolution, gesturing to mammals: "This is brilliant." Evolution, pointing at crabs: "But I like this."

[@raven4k998]

do you have crabs again?

[@tiniutami3548]

Aowkwk

[@leociresi4292]

Doh,doh,doh……

[@VMKAROUND365]

It's crazy the influence of a car reviewer like Jeremy Clarkson has over the world His 20 year old quotes are still memed today

[@fallonvandrunen4336]

U sound like a meme. xD

[@imemberberry]

"They hate us cuz they ain't us." -a crab

[@CelVini]

"they ain't us YET" -the other crab

[@lahkooky504westside3]

Me: I kinda want a shell...

[@RandmAnimal]

jokes on that crab i like crabs, both food and alive

[@joereyes5910]

Period

[@toniodu371200]

1 - Armor 2 - Don't need much to survive 3 - Pincer means capable of holding things 4 - No bones and ligament means more place for power muscles 5 - Can breath both in and out the water 6 - Peak evolution

[@Tranzlucentmc]

Thank you now I don’t need to sit here for 7 minutes

[@frankiethefrog1752]

1A- REGENERATION

[@001Raksha]

"Are we then, too, destined to become crabs?" A horrible thought as I shuck my fifth coconut.

[@MaxMax-kt2pw]

Kinda sus ngl

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

Lmfao

[@annaschneider225]

Words cannot describe how much I love and needed this comment in my life

[@moe9292]

r/twosentencehorror LMFAO

[@andrewp146]

@@moe9292 LOL U SUCK

[@monke6776]

I’ll see you all in a hundred million years when KZbin recommends this to us when we’re all crabs

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

See you then, flesh-heretic.

[@SrJrXVIII]

Crab crab crab crab crab crab?

[@leosanchez101]

@@SrJrXVIII that will be our language and we will be eating bubbles off a sewer pipe!

[@gobyivvivilvaq]

see ya

[@4minus1d]

I'm calling dibs on being a coconut crab

[@davidbrunnerchemeng]

"What music do you listen to?" "CCR" "Oh I love Credence!" "Oh, yeah me too" *hides Cretaceous Crab Revolution CD under coat*

[@scottydog1313]

That was the first thing I thought of, how to explain to others that my CCR wasn't the same as their CCR.

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

Featuring their hit song “Crab Moon Rising”

[@goodun2974]

@@cur1ouscatf1sh ouch! Groan! I salute you!

[@sephikong8323]

Well, my character is in a band with the character of another player in a tabletop rpg. After having read that I went to urge him to name the band Cretaceous Crab Revolution

[@Alex-fv2qs]

Who wouldn't like to play some CCR on Crab Crab Revolution?

[@yeOldeThorne]

3:56 "Cretaceous Crab Revolution" sounds like a punk album from the 90s

[@rahulverma8774]

It sounded more like a civil war that happened in bikini bottom 200 years before birth of spongebob

[@yeOldeThorne]

@@rahulverma8774 babe wake up new spongebob lore just dropped

[@rahulverma8774]

@@yeOldeThorne you replied on a reply of a comment that is more than 1 year old I think i should reply comments more often

[@yeOldeThorne]

@@rahulverma8774 yeah I did, I got a notification that I got a reply on my comment so I came to reply

[@rahulverma8774]

@@yeOldeThorne you even got notification, damn !

[@littleluna1019]

I love how the title sounds like it came from an angry paleontologist who is very tired of finding crab fossils

[@donnadanielsen9411]

Hahahaha

[@verlax8956]

Hahahaha

[@christophermurcia3907]

Hahahaha

[@BananaColada]

Hahahaha

[@RavenIsAnArtist]

Hahahaha

[@blackboard8176]

“Kill me, please, before I become...” *Gargling* Violently becomes a Crab

[@DEADEND176]

Thats horryfiying

[@yesno8273]

crab apocalypse

[@josea.hilario712]

Not a bad way to go

[@macklaws8991]

@Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes I was gonna say that

[@kalebb1226]

Quickly get lemon and butter sauce!

[@thecarptain]

I now need a pokemon that has absolutely nothing to do with crabs evolve into a crab.

[@ninjabaiano6092]

It would be hilarious

[@THE_PIER]

Literally Digimon

[@mysingingmonstersfan1023]

The crab equivalent to remiraid and octillery YES

[@knvs2931]

Kinda like Snorunt and Glalie where I swear I don't know how a mini-tent evolves into a goddamned soccer ball

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Carcineon. It's the Bug type evolution for Eevee.

[@DW94576]

I accidentally picked up a coconut crab in the dark one time thinking it was a coconut, It was absolutely horrifying.

[@puffinpillow9419]

nightmare fuel

[@kulled]

no you didn't

[@pohnprayin]

Yeah, no you didn’t.

[@TaureanDreams]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Papapsoso]

How dark was it!?

[@vcguerrilla6438]

Evolution : I made a new animal Mother Earth : New animal or crab again Evolution : *crabagain*

[@Wertsir]

Thank you Janet.

[@JamesUsill1]

Dannie Drako!

[@sumreensultana1860]

Mother earth :- mm I feel Strange Evolution:- what did I create Humanity:- ordera de humana

[@nameputhpong9041]

“You may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like.”

[@kingt0295]

@@rezrezas the mass effect race?

[@rezrezas]

@@kingt0295 yeah, thane krios

[@kingt0295]

@@rezrezas thane was a top tier companion, i loved him

[@BurnCorpoMedia79]

But drells are reptillian

[@Jorge-125]

IASIP reference?😂

[@Im-Not-a-Dog]

Water: ✔ Land: ✔ Air: Soon.

[@Cat-yx7xc]

Us too!

[@Eyo-beg]

Ducks.

[@edrienmanzanero4081]

If u come to think of it you could just wait for your dinner probably could crash near your window bim bam boom ez food

[@onyourleft9273]

@@Cat-yx7xc Flying Cats! Cools

[@onyourleft9273]

Please no I don’t need flying coconut crabs

[@ridesafe2390]

everyones asking why the crab but no-ones asking how's the crab :/

[@HuneeBruh]

"Ah, darn it honey, the cat evolved into a crab again."

[@Frank-jk3qq]

Again!?!?

[@ksjdoiwfehfueu]

no wonder my brother’s a hermit

[@Frank-jk3qq]

@@ksjdoiwfehfueu that's just coconuts

[@SakkichoYT]

I hate it when it happens

[@nuclearcatbaby1131]

My cat’s moon sign is Cancer so it’s only a matter of time...

[@zess_t5952]

Crab is inevitable. It’s not a question of “if”, but rather “when” will we be crab

[@justsomeice9585]

Reject humanity accept crab

[@bobb5492]

crab people. crab people. turn into crab, still talk like people.

[@firstnamelastname3212]

Noooo, I don't wanna be crab!

[@infiniter4in178]

@@firstnamelastname3212 It's already too late. Believe in the shell.

[@firstnamelastname3212]

@@infiniter4in178 NOOOOOOO

[@generalcodsworth4417]

"Honey, where did I put the lobste- gosh dangit it evolved into a crab again"

[@carefree1395]

Hank hill voice

[@トーキ-g8v]

@@carefree1395 I’ll tell you hwat

[@GodittoC]

69 likes, make a wish!

[@tarun1982]

Next Hollywood sci-fi comedy: Honey, I crabbified the kids!

[@Maxzes_]

@@トーキ-g8v ur pfp is really cool dont change ot

[@Winterfang]

PBS didn't knew how important and iconic this video would become.

[@mikhailkataev5420]

„Reject humanity,return to monke“ *abandon humanity,progress to crab*

[@gustavopereira4924]

Regressive Monke vs Progressive Crab Pick Your side

[@fodee4313]

@@gustavopereira4924 crabby monke

[@monk9948]

Crabè

[@ReikiMaulana]

Kraeb

[@vladimirvikentije5202]

Krab

[@jackson3475]

Humanity: What's the deal with things evolving into crabs every so often? Nature: You may not like it, but... **points at crab** this is exactly what peak performance looks like.

[@saulesalejos4483]

Crab *Starts raving*

[@bluecat6902]

*slaps crab* this is what peak performance is like

[@MrSilverfab]

Indeed it is

[@TotalGAMIX]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasjuniardi3559]

Mr Crab had a secret formula 🤫

[@glacierwolf2155]

Nature: "I've done nothing but make crabs for 300 million years."

[@silly_lil_guy]

WHERE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING THEM!?

[@jacklarsen7362]

@@silly_lil_guy What?

[@LoremasterYnTaris]

This is beautifil.

[@silly_lil_guy]

@@jacklarsen7362 oh no you don't understand the joke

[@fabianremie9888]

@@silly_lil_guy Nature: uuuh. **giant (fake) crab bursts out of ocean with yacht in it's claws**

[@1acecad]

It is not only the crab form that seems to be a "strange attractor" . Think how much the sea mammals look similar to a fish when you consider the form of it's ancestor as a land mammal. It is incredible how the evolution converges to the optimal shape for a certain environment (water) even if the origin may be very different.

[@stevepalpatine2828]

Sharks, dolphins, and Icthyosaurs come to mind.

[@distinctloafer]

It's almost like evolution means survival and natural selection 🙄

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

Title sounds like a mad scientist frustrated with his mutation experiments. “BUT WHY do they keep evolving into CRABS!”

[@tux2457]

Lol ur funny

[@2reinrein]

I'd love to have an army of crab monsters

[@luciddreams7976]

🤣🤣😭 l

[@c00kiec18]

@@tux2457 I see you

[@tux2457]

@@c00kiec18 *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

"Why do things keep evolving into crabs?" *Are you telling me that the armoured sea spider with claws is not an optimal build?*

[@3Rayfire]

Not enough DPS for some.

[@alittlekittycat7472]

It's an okay build, but too overused

[@Kromosios]

@@alittlekittycat7472 Yeah. Sea-jelly is so OP. How come everything didn't evolve into those.

[@alittlekittycat7472]

@@Kromosios they probably want to choose the big cool land builds like bears or lions, and ignore the ones that they think are "weak" like insects or fish

[@berserker3414]

Well, spiders have been on earth for millions of years, so... pretty much

[@raulapontia4609]

Scientists: “so tell me why did you evolve into a crab” Crabs: “I like money”

[@rhythm5080]

Underrated af!!!

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

Is it weird that I heard their voices when I read this? I came here for SpongeBob memes and references and it didn't disappoint. 🤣

[@Restless_Hermit80]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha!

[@fbi288]

Nice lol

[@VildhjartaFanGurl]

*slow clap that gradually evolves into a roaring applause*

[@lasercraft32]

Congratulation! Your Pikachu evolved into *C R A B I C H U !*

[@sophiejones1596]

At 5:24 the crab looks like paras from Pokémon haha

[@kayumangii]

"You either *die* a *monke,* or you *live* enough to see yourself became the *crab."*

[@dagdbot83]

- Wise Man

[@valiroime]

Monke??? Monkey? Monkee? Monk?

[@aidanbotgames]

Monkcrab

[@luscioushalustar]

This is underrated comment

[@kingofallgodzillas9901]

Good joke man

[@marcellofp7465]

“Why do things keep evolving into crabs?” *Reject Monke* *Embrace crab*

[@enqrbit]

Monke eat crab Monke superior

[@gapuxo]

wait until bigger crab

[@eddiemaiden4192]

@@enqrbit there’s always a bigger crab

[@Dexuz]

@@gapuxo Giant enemy crab.

[@gulag3463]

crab

[@omarlynmartinez7887]

Evolution: * looks at crabs* Evolution: "is this the ideal form?"

[@zddxddyddw]

Answer: *Y E S*

[@InternetDweller009]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

[@fuizin548]

TIME FOR CRAB

[@Helem5XG]

P E A K P E R F O R M A N C E

[@Pluto624]

Crabs are simply the final, most perfected state of evolution.

[@sharksuperiority9736]

“DANGIT! Why do things keep evolving into crabs!” Alternatively “Honey! The cat evolved into a Crab again!”

[@eypick6987]

“Oops! All crab-like body shape and traits!” Alternatively “Well crab but actually no”

[@astick5249]

soon we shall ascend into carcinization

[@LazyCat010]

Hate it when that happens!

[@Miikhiel]

Lmfao

[@alexpacino1]

Technically they evolve into Kingler

[@spectralmaya4586]

reject humanity return to crab

[@rainbowosprey1619]

@Jet nice pfp!

[@dopz2009]

one day crabs will rule over us and i welcome that

[@Alex-fv2qs]

Hi Zoidberg

[@hugogaratecallejo9817]

same benefits as monke, with none of the inconvenients

[@R.Lennartz]

@@SwayRod836 Taste like crab, talk like people...

[@ungchungkheang5348]

The hardest decision of evolution: Return to monke Or Evolve to crab

[@omegaproskills]

r e t u r n t o c o c o n u t

[@mateo4508]

Become crocodile🐊

[@lucasliam8238]

Monke monke monke

[@ofeekins9614]

Fudge it an going to return to bacteria

[@alienozi]

Evolve to crab

[@JonSmith-cx7gr]

I have noticed that in the past, athletes would warm up by running forwards but nowadays, it is common to see athletes running sideways. If my hypothesis (based on extrapolating such behaviours ) is correct, within the next 10 years we can expect to see athlete's warm ups start to include crab like hand motions. This will filter down to general population as well as inevitably being adapted by the military as the most efficient way of moving and combat. (It is worth noting that Karate already favours a side-on stance!)

[@pit2992]

The deadliest martial art: The Krab.

[@erik2602]

@@pit2992 Krab Maga

[@fengshuimma9160]

Universe - “just be yourself” Evolution - “NO”

[@shmodayoda7836]

You be a crab and You be a crab *EVERYBODY BE A CRAB* !!!

[@B-Man-69]

@@shmodayoda7836 at this rate, before humanity turns into crabmanity, we will be feasting on seafood everyday 🥲

[@mnomadvfx]

"be yourself" = what selection pressure makes of you. Selection pressure = the environment, aka the universe.

[@thepatriotbangingxi4718]

@@B-Man-69 Crabmanity

[@alexricky87]

I want to be crab 🦀

[@gregboi183]

"why do things keep evolving into crabs?" I know right, I hate it when that happens. The first time was fine but it's becoming a real problem

[@Prying57]

Ikr

[@Noname-ez3ru]

It's so ridiculous trying groups makes them feel better about the selfs

[@Sam-sdh]

Now my Mums crab, Dads a crab, my two best friends growing up are crabs. I went for a coffee yesterday and even the barista's a crab.

[@Wolfman7870]

The title does sound kinda whiny. Like scientists are legitimately upset about this issue and genuinely want to put an end to it.

[@NightcorEDM]

Wow thanks for solving world hunger

[@varunyu]

Me: *reads title* *Slowly changes posture*

[@dumbdee9551]

👌👁 👄 👁 🤏

[@edhart9156]

Oi you stole my profile pic

[@yomu1872]

Insert spiderman pointing at another spiderman meme here

[@bucketsareunderrated7258]

Sounds like something a crab Whould say...

[@jgray1831]

I really hope you mean adjust your posture to that of a crab

[@Henfredemars]

This is seriously incredible work. I’m fascinated and wonder what other evolutionary convergences exist.

[@copyrightinfringement7206]

I like how even the horseshoe crab decided: "no, I don't want to become a spider or a scorpion, I want to be crab"

[@steinhelmm]

Evolution: *"How about crab mixed with scorpion and spider?"*

[@lancetheking7524]

You know what would be nightmare fuel, a coconut crab with scorpion Tails, spider poison, and shells that could get hit by a rock the size of a bucket running towards you at 25 kilometers per hour

[@lmhla1071]

@@lancetheking7524 Luckily, coconut crabs are not that close to land.

[@nyghtfox3880]

Yes, that doesn't sound like intelligent design at all...🙄

[@brzi_4197]

No, I don't want that! Evolving into scorpions or spiders, I want to remain a crab! 10 years at least!

[@Zizzorhandz]

Every animal: this isn't even my final form *Evolves into crab

[@TheAngryHippie]

LOL

[@VulpeculaJoy]

Imagine pokemon, but every pokemon's final evolution is a crab.

[@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1]

Then they get eaten by Frieza’s final form

[@forastero54321]

Are you feeling now Mr. Crabs?

[@seandre9611]

"You may not like it but this is what the peak crustacean form looks like".

[@atomiswave2]

Freeza is a crab?

[@anaveragegigachad39]

a soundsmith reference?

[@emilymcplugger]

Fascinating. The process of turning into a crab sounds like something from a horror movie.

[@harishyam-]

Remember the guy who turned into a crab by eating loads of them in One Punch Man? It makes sense now.

[@DestroyerOfWeebs]

He is the perfect life form!

[@izarreboogieman8624]

@@DestroyerOfWeebs nah the perfect life form is both REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO MONKE and REJECT HUMANITY EVOLVE TO CRAB

[@riks081]

Crablante

[@samthelad4313]

Crablante still had human legs for some reason😂😂😂

[@grothdrakk-slayer725]

@@samthelad4313 hence why he died. Not evolved enough.

[@doofeternal3670]

I hate it when I’m chilling with my friend and he evolves intro a crab

[@IanFishooks]

Ugh, yeah, it's kinda annoying

[@stephaniebaker6001]

SO annoying, isn't it? 🙄

[@arandomcrocodilian691]

Bruh that's sooooo relatable.. one time i was chilling with all my homies then we started turning into crabs.

[@aa-ir6si]

@@arandomcrocodilian691 Hold on... “We”? Does that mean that you turned into a crab too?!?!!

[@arandomcrocodilian691]

@@aa-ir6si yeah, it was pretty weird. We started having pinchers and then all of a sudden crab rave started playing

[@carykh]

wait.... we humans have lost our tails.... and we've been getting, uhhh, "wider" in recent years.... what does this mean for us 😳

[@lilcrust3063]

reject humanity return to crab

[@Iuv.meena0]

*dun dun duuuun*

[@riverajustinmarks.]

Hey Cary

[@Huge-orge]

*Animorphs into crab with regular show sound

[@MagicalHatStudios]

Your fate is crab.

[@GuillaumeDrolet]

So I'm going to assume this means that if we're going to meet an alien specie, there's a relatively good chance they'll be an advanced form of crab life form

[@RivalryofWarlords]

Why not Zoidberg?

[@nicholasgutierrez9940]

More Octopi. But yes, chances are it will not be human like. More War of the Worlds aliens.

[@Palatinus-Z]

I don't think so. For Life to develop tools they need thumbs, and for them to use primordial tools they would need to utilize them to survive. So I think most species will be humanoid, like those in mass effect.

[@sophieruby9135]

@David Koresh And hopefully a healthy source of protein.

[@sophieruby9135]

@David Koresh Hopefully not too much Mercury.

[@defaultdan7923]

“hey we found a new organism” “alright make sure to wake up early before it turns into a crab” *wakes up at 12pm* *phone starts ringing* “i have some bad news”

[@rorbot_SMF]

"It turned into a crab, didn't it?"

[@unipixels2422]

“...yeah.”

[@ashariashari2415]

"crap"

[@Evertiart]

"crab"

[@SporeFreak2010]

...Sigh.. 🤦‍♂️...crab?

[@surreal9583]

You're laughing. Things keep evolving into crabs, and you're laughing.

[@legowhite2]

You think things evolving into crabs is funny? I do, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not

[@TheSimplyJJP]

What do you get when you have people turning into crabs WITH A SOCIETY THAT ABANDONS THEM AND TREATS THEM LIKE TRASH?!

[@someoned166]

you're right i feel so ashamed

[@viciousKev]

That could be me, turning into a crab on the sidewalk, and you would just step right over me!

[@roarpar]

how about another crab, Murray?

[@AntonioZL]

Reject humanity. Reject monke. Evolve to crab.

[@AscendingBliss]

It's good to know that my getting rounder and flatter is just my body evolving into a crab...

[@ezramizrahi5389]

Lol yeah

[@AB-ee5tb]

😂😂😂

[@partsunknown1679]

😂

[@jdcagabhion4003]

my thoughts exactly

[@lifegoeson1007]

😂 soon you’ll have to change your shell like Mr. Crabs 😅

[@captainstroon1555]

Various crustaceans: M U S T B E C O M E C R E B

[@SoulDelSol]

Snek

[@KinghtofZero00]

BECOME AS CRAB BECOME AS CRAB BECOME AS CRAB

[@tristanwilliams4180]

snap snap doggos

[@adonaycalixto6637]

@@AlexSanchez-je9uw omg

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Not me! I like being me! 🦞

[@alexandervrabac1776]

Animals ran out of the “unique creature” free trial so they’re returning to the default crab

[@redheadedstepchild5432]

When I wake up in the morning I am on default crab mode.

[@lordgradious4370]

@@redheadedstepchild5432 do you make a new account

[@redheadedstepchild5432]

@@lordgradious4370 No this is my same account

[@rezrezas]

being crab isnt so bad i mean look up "drell" in google image, theyre badass

[@magusperde365]

Please help me it hurts. My body is wrangling in ways that shouldnt be allowed

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

All animals evolve into crabs. All transport evolves into trains.

[@DarkVoid-gp6qq]

Even the noble coconut has become a crab😂

[@meowza]

"Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?" Moms: "It's because of the damn phone"

[@anshgombar7173]

😂

[@mewyou3806]

Always because of the phone

[@riteshyeddu]

Hahaha

[@sajeda_19]

The phone's blue light mutates the brains of people making the people act like crabs Then they start evolving into crabs because they gave crab brains The people's hands come together and everyone looks like a crab This is a rare disease caused by blue light phones and should not be worried about

[@Brayan-hr9of]

LMAOO

[@GroundThing]

Zoidberg: *exists * Evolution: "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like"

[@soxfan19812]

Put me in front of a grill with a pair of tongs and I will instantly become a crab

[@inigoalvarez1579]

"Mom, i swear, this is not a phase, CRAB is my ultimate life form"

[@apersonwhoisontheinternet2689]

Life talking to mother nature be like

[@gallowdance3721]

Kars is shaking and crying

[@Skyler.142]

@@gallowdance3721 “It’s not working!!”

[@the_hanburger]

@@gallowdance3721 AY AY AY AYYY **aztec awakening ritual theme plays**

[@taekwontheo]

@@the_hanburger kars in the lava when he forgot crab armor existed and used armadillo armor.

[@ahtheh]

Video: Why do things keep evolving into Crabs? Me: *Looks at my cat My cat: You are 5 million years too early

[@8ncient1]

Haha!!

[@ua6jj328]

This comment deserves more likes😂

[@avalynsofiatoledo8625]

@Joe Mama That edit doe

[@formaggio4949]

"None of those animals that we call crabs are actually crabs" The floor is not the floor

[@miqerman]

yeah that's just a wall, for the ground.

[@FOS1993]

Is lava?

[@gam3636]

hello there formaggio

[@lknanml]

The cake is a lie...

[@formaggio4949]

@@gam3636 general gamnobi *summons stand*

[@resylautner]

as a casual subscriber of this channel, I'm quite surprised when i found out this video has bahasa indonesia subtitle. what a nice surprise considering our language isn't so popular

[@platvis6803]

Me: wants to sleep KZbin: look how everything becomes crabs Sh!t got to look

[@datura9441]

Same, it's 3pm and I'm looking at NOT crab crabs

[@0q738]

@@datura9441 you mean 3am ?

[@Dismiazs]

@@0q738 it's called nap, or is it?

[@MtnDew4828]

so does that mean I'm going to become CRAB

[@ayayaka188]

Me rn.

[@reeven1721]

*Crab:* "This is what peak performance looks like."

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Me: Hold my Pincer arm. 🦞💪

[@bonedoggle]

nice icon

[@notapplicable4567]

So we shall all be crabs

[@robertmaniac]

I for one welcome our new crab overlords.

[@md.rafeeuddin516]

Upgrades people, upgrades.

[@harnoorsingh2866]

2020: Humans are crap 2023: Humans are crab

[@FirstLast-uz6eq]

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE TASTE LIKE CRAB TALK LIKE PEOPLE

[@puggumpus]

*C R A B*

[@dkkanofkash8798]

@@FirstLast-uz6eq CRAAAB PEEOPLE CRAAAAB PEEOPLE

[@indridcold8433]

I am infested with crabs and creams, powders, tweezers and magnifying glass picking st them, shaving, waxing, and bleaching do not work. Crabs really are a great evolutionary survivor. I am an unfortunate witness to how tough crabs are.

[@judsongaiden9878]

I wanna be a nautilus! *^w^*

[@menacingbread7909]

"You can become a crab but you can only answer questions vaguely" "Perhaps"

[@meilikino]

“None of those animals we call crabs are actually crabs” *Impossible.*

[@ezzqhmeds194]

Im insane now

[@HaXD1209]

Crap

[@samarthnagpal1697]

Where can i find your profile picture lmao it's awesome

[@HuriaJoni]

BAKANA!

[@Poptomist]

Why is my skin suddenly hard? Why are my fingers so sharp? They weren’t like this last night. Why do I want to eat my children? This video has answered my questions

[@YellowPenetrator]

Nice 🦀

[@jaydenhoffisabell9030]

Weird. Figured eating your child was normal for anybody

[@thefrogman1900]

Wait it's not normal?

[@warrenarnold]

For me, it hit me when my sister was starting to become hard-headed😅😂😂 i think the exoskeleton is starting to form mehn

[@ultimatevictory6522]

you're turning into the crabman from one punch man

[@jo-xt4xb]

I mean yeah this is really weird.. Nobody expected the coconut to evolve into the coconut crab...

[@kettonz]

😂

[@sangalam1208]

@why how did u mean cement crab🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cristopherpino9689]

💀💀💀

[@fayyaznashwan8059]

omg ur u dumb the coconut crab dosent evolve form coconuts they evolve from the coconut tree smhh

[@darkly5170]

Omg your right why did they do that

[@JohnDoe-uv3rr]

“CRAAB PEOPLE, CRAAB PEOPLE. LOOK LIKE CRABS TALK LIKE PEOPLE” -Crab people

[@nighthawk4744]

“This is what the ideal creature looks like” “But why is it CRAB!?!”

[@notoriousblt1038]

🦀🦀🦀THIS IS THE IDEAL MALE BODY🦀🦀🦀

[@abirdconcernedforhumankind2345]

Always has been

[@imadeyoureadthis1]

Because they are capable of moving on land, in water, borrowing underneath sand, they don't have a tail for other animals to grab them from, they can climb trees, they are more flexible. Is that enough? Crab shape is basically hybrid shape.

[@crabsarecrap9267]

@@imadeyoureadthis1 can They fly, sprint, bite, grab, swim, do back flips?

[@crabsarecrap9267]

They die to my foot and everything else

[@ireallyhatemakingupnamesfo1758]

Eons: let’s see why you’re really like this!! Eons: *pulls bag off of animal* Eons: it was convergent evolution this whole time

[@Roboprogs]

Thanks, Velma 😁

[@dstinnettmusic]

OLD MAN DARWIN!

[@enderwiggins8248]

I love how I can see this meme in my head

[@Warpwaffel]

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you damn evolutionary biologists!"

[@dewarfV]

It's all convergent evolution? Always has been

[@DamnedSilly]

I've watched a lot of these videos by now but this is the first one to make me hungry. I actually found myself looking at fascinating fossils and mentally calculating roughly how many millions of years you'd have to wait for butter or even a recognizable lemon.

[@catoticneutral]

The cretaceous period? More like the crustaceous period.

[@GeoZoo-official.]

* pun intended

[@bunnybaby975]

Period T

[@kus88]

gottem

[@viridiansexperimentchannel711]

Buh-dum, tissssh 🥁

[@alexrosado3890]

Boo

[@ZeroHp-]

Him : This phenomenon is called; you guessed it - Me: Decrabification Him: Decarcinization Me: De- .. Yeah that.

[@ananimoselty2234]

3:16

[@saturncarrizales-herrera1669]

I thought the sane exact thing

[@Bunny2319b]

Decrabification is better lol

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

I know a few people who need to be decarcinized.

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

Ah yes, the decrabification

[@cassv9541]

he speakin like there’s some beef between scientists and crabs wannabe and honestly im livin for it

[@cutecommie]

It's pure bigotry. If an organism identifies as a crab, it should be classified as a crab, no matter its genetics.

[@cassv9541]

@@cutecommie oh no is there some underlying beef there im not catching oops

[@cutecommie]

@@cassv9541 do not deny our truth

[@enterprism5298]

@@cutecommie crab equality ftw

[@rickybobby1056]

@@cutecommie that’s exactly the type of thought that makes humans devolve… think about it.

[@reader7508]

The ending of the famous book the time machine seems to indicate that everything, including humans ended up becoming crabs

[@cookingchannelUY]

Me:*Gets up of my couch*. Couch:*Evolves into a crab*. Me:Ugh not again.

[@rey4874]

*sigh* (unzips)

[@LucianoMas-t7b]

Relatable

[@blip_blop6777]

@@rey4874 uh oh

[@scotttempest8857]

@@rey4874 ah yes gotta feed the crab by letting it cut off ur weiner

[@pureethicyt_482]

*ugh aggressively grabs couch crab and kisses it*

[@cabbagepope4310]

PBS eons: “Why can’t you just be normal?!?” Things: *Screams and keeps evolving into crabs*

[@cyberspectre8675]

This is why I read the comments

[@pierreo33]

@@cyberspectre8675 you enjoy dead memes being reposted again and again? who else is watching in 2020? who else got this in their recommendation? zzzzz

[@refuse5797]

@@pierreo33 hey what's up funny guy

[@blacktiger171]

pierre117 you’re here too...

[@msnhao]

*2 billion years later*: “Did you know humans used to only have 4 limbs?”

[@isaiahharris6497]

“Why did humanity evolve into crabs?”*

[@dragonslayergod]

They also had no hard shell what up with that?

[@soumyaranjankanr306]

"yOu MeAn ThEy AlWaYs WeReN't PiCkLeS?"

[@Dinguskhan5003]

Smh bro imagine having 4 limbs

[@spelanky]

didnt know humans would move out of earth

[@reillytennesen8558]

I was telling my coworkers about carcinisation once, but I forgot the word for it, so I called it crustaceanisation and I think we should use that instead

[@zephyrprime8]

Some random organism: "Oh boy I sure can't wait to evolve into something cool and intelligent! I sure hope nothing goes wrong!" Evolution: "Mmm crabs"

[@gerson2740]

Crab time

[@KessaWitdaFro]

Crab machine go brrrrr

[@Cakecrasher]

Crabs are cool Just not that smart

[@blurose6348]

Evolution be like CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. CRABS

[@bluethumbbuttoneek9465]

I read this in circle toons voice lol

[@Necrikus]

It's the crab cycle. There is only one step, and it is crab.

[@joshuawright593]

@@jlr4434 I g

[@paillette2010]

I see what you did here 🤣🤣

[@acatisfinetoo3018]

Clever you...do you what a cookie for that?

[@korovyevf.804]

Very underrated comment

[@Dwhifwhidwhiqdn12]

Crab

[@vianandroid]

Why every crustaceans want to be a crab? Looks at that perfect body. 60% weapons, 40% armor, and 100% terror. What a perfection.....

[@dr.rajasaurusandunclebonec6526]

And all the money you earn by selling delicious crabby patties

[@3p3p]

And delicious

[@kimattttamik3586]

And shiny

[@vedantgole231]

Why don't they wanna have big brains like us? :(

[@vianandroid]

@@3p3p they need intimidating full armor to proteccc their delicious body from french cook from ariel's boyfriend kingdom.

[@GordonSlamsay]

I dunno what it is, but crabs just make me happy.

[@ASTRAYGREENFRAME]

*Looks over at pet Hermit crabs *Narrows eyes “I know your game. You can’t fool me”

[@andrewjaramillo7383]

Hermit crabs:*damn they’re onto me*

[@Grey_onyx]

lmao

[@Appxplore]

Eventually we all become one with the Crab Gods...

[@mrpndaman129]

We are crap gods

[@tepidpancaketaste]

We are *jddiqiwkd* gods

[@brukernavn142]

Crab people

[@starrynight3945]

@@brukernavn142 no doubt, we love clap, clap people. Whose clap good, is clap god haha

[@brockrock2359]

And we'll crab rave every night!