Ep 0: Design Patterns (TheStartup)

[@ThePrimeTimeagen]

This is the first of many planned episodes. If you enjoy this and would like more, tell me something that we need to make sure we include

[@Luclecool123]

data structure

[@RookieAlert]

1. Day in the life of a Java dev 2. How to get Ruby off the Rails 3. A hitchhiker's guide to SQL - who needs rollback? 4. Conflicts of the merge - a git of a problem 5.Testing 404 - who needs them? 666. Tutorial Hell - Fuck it I'll do it myself! xxx. Adobe Dreamweaver Of course, all of these should be solved by chat gpt, as all problems too complex for our little minds should be.

[@dangerousmob6628]

You should totally start using industry standard libraries to reduce code = bug area. Such libraries like left pad are a must in modern dev stack

[@YabseraPython]

Best 69 trillion trillion start up. Keep going to make it 69 Google Google

[@mehow357]

The management said it needs to greet the person who runs the program, which should make people more comfortable. Also they would like to have possibility to check (later on) who run it, as an audit measure, but the person running it should not have access to that audit info.

[@teej_dv]

should we do more of these?

[@swattertroops-yaaa]

deez nuts

[@senoraraton]

Yes. This is hilarious.

[@foxorz]

Yes, please

[@TheSlyone8858]

Love it

[@Lolleka]

Are you kidding me? Obv yes.

[@KvapuJanjalia]

Imagine some naive beginner programmer seeing this video in their recommendations and clicking on it. May God have mercy upon their soul.

[@lukeskywalker7029]

they hopefully scroll to the comments ;)

[@flaviojunior4408]

1 soul saved from hell 🙌

[@nryle]

They've made this safe for the younger generation. No attention span for an hour long video.

[@VudrokWolf]

This is obviously comedy

[@MysteryMan159]

I was kind of bummed it wasn’t a lesson on design patterns 🤣

[@BubbaLichvar]

Managers watch this and think, "Yep. That's exactly what my developers do all day" unironically.

[@CarbonCitizen]

I did some US government contracting almost a decade ago, replace ChatGPT with Stack Overflow and this could have been a legitimate documentary of the crew I worked with. Insanely accurate.

[@CodingWithCompassion]

If you've ever worked with managed outcome teams, I have to believe this is accurate for them

[@NGgamingCoding]

this his how i imagine ppl who say chatgpt will take over software engineering jobs

[@JagaSantagostino]

Imagine if they had a redbull!

[@mfpears]

It's ridiculous because we don't like it

[@andrew_day_mc]

This was excruciating. At first it was funny, but then it actually started making me feel anxious. It feels like my heart is in my throat. Wow. That is art.

[@tejas8211]

the scripted drama was not scripted. it was javascripted

[@matthiskalble3621]

so basically whatever happens happens (gs. new Date(0) and new Date("0"))

[@aquila4267]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of scripting?

[@Maouww]

I lost it at "Wait how did you copy that fast? I didn't see the menu open up."

[@77696b]

This is the greatest Enterprise Hello World in history.

[@nikkehtine]

Can't wait to invest!

[@Anders0429]

The dedication toward red-green testing while still writing all of the logic first is the most accurate representation of enterprise software engineering I've ever seen.

[@TOXIClck]

holy did I just witness the evolution of software dev youtube content? pioneers

[@LINUXDEVS]

I think we did. I’m gearing up to binge watch.

[@ccj2]

This isn’t the “Silicon Valley” we want, but it’s the “Silicon Valley” we deserve.

[@jakezepeda1267]

The Silicon Crevice.

[@fabrizioperria7164]

Not funny, too real, getting anxiety now 😰

[@luk890]

u funny

[@nikkehtine]

I didn't laugh because this is what my reality looks like

[@re_detach]

like the longer I watched this video the more frustrated I became lmfao

[@yaca13]

This is like Aggretsuko. Japanese people don't like it because it reminds them of their daily lives. This is our Aggretsuko lol

[@andrewregrets]

For me it is just a pure cure. Have been feeling depressed lately with how things are in my day-to-day work. This video is awesome!

[@josegabrielgruber]

I'm really disappointed that Prime at 24:32 deleted the code, instead of commenting it, probably you guys will need it in the future

[@CaptTerrific]

The light mode was the cherry on top

[@SeCluDred]

😂 I've couldnt write code on the exam day because of IDE light color 😂 I had to download some theme as fast as possible and then do the task 😅

[@sealsharp]

​@@multidex2024nothing is wrong with it. Absolutely nothing.

[@draloalo]

@@SeCluDred I think you mean ASAP as possible

[@goochh9959]

@@multidex2024 Light attracts bugs

[@Ish_NotToday]

For real 😂

[@worksasintended4997]

I was unable to stop watching, it is SO DAMN ACCURATE! Great one, thanks.

[@Qqquuaa]

I didnt catch "ASAP as possible" on live 🤣

[@Cahangir]

6:25

[@dansonkang8053]

EOD does not mean End of Deployment, it actually means End of December. you've got about 3 months thereabout. You're welcome.

[@nandoflorestan]

End of Decade.

[@mooncakevp]

I knew there would be a sequel to "The Office"

[@myozimandis]

it's called the "The homeOffice"

[@Kane0123]

A squeal?

[@dhavalsavalia]

SELECT * FROM TheOffice?

[@UNgineering]

budget edition

[@LINUXDEVS]

That’s what I was thinking too.

[@__napcakes__1911]

The best tutorial on pair programming, TDD, and C#. It's amazing these two guys give us so many tips and tricks for free. Good job guys, I'm subbing for more of your valuable tutorials.

[@megatrongodzilla]

It's kinda clear neither of you have worked in real corporate America with fake agile, where is the scrum master to ask you to make sure you added comments to Jira and complains the burn down chart isnt looking good? Where is the product owner who asks you how this will scale? Why didn't you spend 45 minutes setting jira labels. Why didn't you need to submit a service now request to get admin rights to install the IDE? You didn't even need to struggle with a corporate VPN.

[@glytchd]

I've been out of touch in pro tech for 20yrs.. and reading that gave me flash backs to the Soviet Union! My God it literally sounded like stuff I'd study about the cold war and Soviet culture when I was young.... What I'm taking about is all these 'paper-pusher' jobs.. it's a classic sign of communism - just fake work.. like sweeping the rain etc. Where you have Ron's of middle management and Leicester that TRACK progress but n in the end nothing actually gets produced.. I'm not explain this right

[@AvanaVana]

lol all very real

[@Kwazzaaap]

@@glytchd classic sign of communism in your... big tech trillion dollar enterprise. Amercans just be writing anything on the internet.

[@AvanaVana]

@@glytchdit’s just symptoms of incompetence and bloat in organizations in general. it ain’t communist if the means of production and capital aren’t shared communally by the workers.

[@Someday500w]

@@glytchd Except the guy is exaggerating. Of course there's a lot of micromanagement BS, but also, stuff like writing in the comments of Jira is a way to secure yourself when you are working on things that get audited by third party agencies. All this fall on the same rule, don't blame the tool.

[@valdisxp1]

Funny stuff. The best part IMO is: exactly after the tests it got wrong and does not follow the spec. It said exit program after writing "Hello, World!", but Chat-GPT added a readline to wait for input when they moved to a class .

[@dangerousmob6628]

The funniest thing is that I'm looking at this instead of doing my job, so my output is even lower O_O

[@GeniusPlays69]

Bai Lan

[@ZackWhitbord]

This was a bit of a blocker for me

[@Mylordkaz]

well tutorial on per programing... you're going out of here smarter than ever... your company will be impress

[@paramjotsingh4019]

I cracked up when he right clicked and pasted the code 😭

[@Dreams195]

These are the kind of people who report a 90% increse of writing code thanks to AI.

[@aziskgarion378]

Not gonna lie, this is me. There are some nuanced programming things a language or a framework does, that I don't want to sift through the documentation for and just ask AI what they are. Ain't got time for that.

[@haihuynh8337]

You learn more while trying to understand what the AI gave you than reading the manual.

[@Software_Artificer]

Please make this a regular show!

[@LucasMontano]

wow! now I understand why RED is mandatory before GREEN test

[@thekwoka4707]

But did you learn about how to a do a RED test with GREEN ink?

[@zindexcourses]

Wait, aren't you Lucas Montano from the channel LucasMontano?

[@avocadoarmadillo7031]

@@zindexcourses Wait, are you iagomota4649 of the channel iagomota4649?

[@deadly_dave]

@@thekwoka4707 7 red lines?

[@deadly_dave]

@@multidex2024 Ha ha ha exactly

[@isaac_shelton]

No 100% code coverage? No kubernetes? No docker? No serverless? No electron? No npm? No Next.js? No vercel? No CI/CD? No unit tests for your unit test? No kanban? WHERE IS YOUR MONOLITH? WHERE IS YOUR REST ENDPOINT? This is disgustingly amateur and a disgrace to real enterprise software.

[@ehilderman]

Monoliths?!? This is enterprise. Each of those greeting types needs to be its own micro service. How else are they going to scale?

[@evergreen-]

I am disappointed that the app isn’t launched inside a Docker container. Also, Visual Studio must be configured to connect to Docker container as well for full modern dev experience.

[@teej_dv]

lil bro we only had one day. wait til we get to the end of season 1 at least KEKW

[@biophysics]

Don't reveal the script for the next episode! 😂

[@sky9k-unlimited]

You forgot to add 100 more things.. You have to make a century adding up and doing pointless things till you make it overcomplicated because that is the point nowdays with developers. No real deep knowledge whatsoever.

[@Randomator3000]

This is making me cry from both laughter and pain at the same time

[@eduardo-cat]

So, I was just doing some refactoring while having this in the background, totally normal day at the office. 10/10 will die in pain again

[@ThePrimeTimeagen]

we have been writing the first season already for a couple of hours. probably another 5 hours of writing then we can start thinking about how to film it live! pretty pumped about these

[@kevinnguyen163]

I didn't understand what was going on until the stand-up. So, it turns out those excuse for not opening the camera was a part of the script. LOL I love this. Let's go.

[@claudemartin5907]

"Stop! You are thinking again!" This happens to the best of us.

[@lanierwexford2582]

OMG 46seconds in and hilariously accurate.

[@erastvandoren]

Never had something like this.

[@lelars8323]

Nonchalantly committing to a full 1 hour bit just like that I'm not crying You're crying

[@senoraraton]

Prime deletes the default hello world. 😂😂😂

[@laesseV]

I'm starting to think these are some fake enterprise software developers, 50:10 he didn't even use the Interface button to create an interface.

[@WorldInANutshell]

I was waiting for prime to say "let's take this offline" to the only other participant in the call

[@TitusRwantare-sh1fb]

38:43

[@WorldInANutshell]

Close. One man going offline isn't the same as both clowns going offline together

[@ourchitecture]

These guys don't work for us, but 5 minutes into this video, and they are already on a performance improvement plan at our company.

[@TheRay208]

This is too real to be funny. Working for Enterprise tech is actual hell on earth.

[@maximgusanu5294]

The devs are truly rock stars, but the management could do better... I mean, only a vague description of requirements over email, no Jira epic, no sprint planning, no grooming, no planning poker, no storypoints no nothing. This is very bad practice definitely not agile. Remember, processes over people!

[@dakata2416]

Is this role play?

[@PikminGuts92]

No, they're both Microsoft employees now

[@VarunSingh-mj6xc]

becoming real life slowly

[@Kenionatus]

ERP (Enterprise Role Play)

[@XDarkGreyX]

No way. This is real life

[@PhilipDenys]

[@rohanbroach]

“Oh nice, an hour long deep dive into system design by a senior engineer whose content I love and respect” - me, before I saw the actual video

[@RootsterAnon]

Standup: stands up! seems legit

[@mickeymorant]

"What's, sort of, your first thought? Because I have a LOT going on in my head, but, maybe you've got some ideas of where we should get moving?" Dear god Teej give a trigger warning before setting off such deeply buried PTSD

[@chuggingCoffee_]

I can feel the synergetic synergy of synergetificationismness through my screen.

[@sma1015]

I can't thank you guys enough for doing this. Please keep doing it and make more such content.

[@ferreven2558]

"How to talk to women" LMAO

[@definitive_solutions]

I'm dying ROFL

[@dyna2203]

Even after reading the chagpt reply, still a mystery

[@mayechael]

Absolute gold, I'm dying over here. The dreaded "fuck, that browser window wasn't supposed to be open during the zoom call".

[@haihuynh8337]

AFAIK, no software engineer on Earth has managed to find the solution for this problem. Unit tests are impossible. And no design pattern either.

[@EvilTim1911]

I have only just begun my software engineer developer journey and this has been INSTRUMENTAL in my understanding of real-world programming

[@mxhaib1860]

My fav part was the clueless people in chat believing all of this

[@thingsiplay]

I know its parody and still believe it.

[@limbo3545]

wish I was there

[@jcon2060]

"Are you typing? In this economy?" "I regularly find myself having to replace the entire file with the chatGPT output" gold

[@SWB2MASTER]

So excited to see more episodes. The part where chatGPT actually jacked up the test so it would always pass and you guys broke the 4th wall was sooo good 😂

[@jjpp1993]

This winter… Primeagen returns to Netflix… but not in the way you’re expecting

[@kristemmerman921]

Copy paste: How did you do that, I did not see the menu popup

[@AndreiTache]

My favorite part was Teej saying "I need to test that locally" lmao

[@sumofty]

I was helping my BIL the other day for his product manager interview. On his take home project i told him to ctrl+z something and he asked what that did. 😅

[@ovenning]

Hello I am new to programming, can you add the program you made to the description box? It will help me a lot, thanks.

[@theseangle]

I don't want to admit it but this might be an actual honest comment, look at the profile! Default pfp, only one comment on Prime's channel

[@pigggy2313]

@@theseangle obviously a fake comment dude how gullible are you ?

[@theseangle]

@@pigggy2313 it would be obvious, but don't underestimate the power of new empty channels

[@pinpox]

This was great. But you forgot the whole Jira tickets overhead. How can you even work without a story, epic, ticket and kanban board ?

[@justpatrick_]

Agreed, this was chaos, needs more forecasting systems to ensure on time synergy with project scope.

[@MiroslawHorbal]

Thank you for this. As a person who is trying to break into the industry of startups and is now learning how to code, this has been an invaluable insight.

[@A_View_From_The_Shire]

Initech‘s morning standup. “If you could …turn your camera on …that’d be greaaaaaat”.

[@aditya.khapre]

1:30 this is what peak software development looks like

[@graydhd8688]

Please don't assume my preferred greeting, I am a midwesterner and love saying howdy. It helps me feel a bit more exotic and cultured, I'll be raising this as a formal complaint with HR if this isn't resolved by the end of the week.

[@Naegimaggu]

5:11 "Now fully blocked, and I think I might be blocked for the rest of the day." Classic stand up line, love the candor. :D

[@michealkinney6205]

Asking ChatGPT to produce code be like "Do I need to start threatening to kill myself at this point? When do I start doing that?" @ 15:09 That one strikes close to home, lol. And while the bits are funning, I have this feeling you guys are too used to computers that you are still missing 99% of the stupid crap normal users to... which only makes it worse.

[@JayHiza]

This is peak productivity right here. Never have I seen such efficiency! This technology will revolutionize how we write code!

[@NathanWienand]

WTF am I watching lol - you guys!!! so funny.

[@someguyO2W]

Bruh!

[@cosmo5805]

Omg this is gold. The “blockers” thing was hilarious.

[@p_s1dharth]

Scrum masters in shambles 😂

[@curtisnix4967]

This is the best thing I've seen all month.

[@hamm8934]

This takes me back to my first job. Dot net andys rise up. This is literally my first job lol

[@Weirdcko]

so glad you could get the startup to let you post this, this look into the inner workings of your company is very insightful!!

[@abdullahclementabdulshekur6736]

i kept laughing so hard that my boss had to ask me what I was watching, now he cant't stop laughing too. The funny thing is that, this is so true, we do that all the time as developers.

[@isahirzm]

35:31 "We may have to ask him what that is" absolute legends

[@UfuUfu-sj3bv]

"How to talk to women" I laughed so hard at this

[@victoriabristley4160]

All I have to say is Epic, the most popular electronic medical record software in at least the US has a module called "Hello World." If you're getting automated text messages from your healthcare provider, and that provider uses Epic, you're receiving some corporate Hello World 😊

[@katienorris4906]

Man, I use epic every day. If I wasn't convinced before that it's just spaghetti code, I am now haha

[@Vincer777]

do enterprise fizzbuzz next, also do a merge conflict

[@ouiVEVO]

I'm expecting an AbstractFizzAbstractFactoryServiceConfigProviderImpl on this one

[@XDarkGreyX]

Minimum of 64 ifs

[@MikkoRantalainen]

Loved the prompt engineering tips in this video!

[@synphony5159]

Say it with me, cameras will remain ON until MORAL IMPROVES

[@nKidu00]

They are not yet senior devs. They didn't even use Clean Architecture!

[@nejathakan5521]

I tried this project so many times and allways failed. But thanks to your verry meaningful way of managing such a difficulty topic I feel my self confident now to try it again. Would you consider creating a joint venture with me? My talent is exponentially raising up the existing talent of others and beeing the Salt and Pepper in the Soup. Would you be interested in making a proprietary Version in addition that offers the following to pay features? - Colored Output - Theme Switching - Logging - Monitoring - Group Chatting HELLO WORLD and so on I would really like to work with you Two Guys. Best regards yours Nejat

[@ShaunPrince]

This is so relatably on point. The satire is so borderline reality, that this show hits hard!

[@cubiss1273]

It's funny how close this is to real life. It's scary how close real life is to this.

[@josda1000]

love the hidden joke of "Ep. 0". I see you, TJ.

[@Kane0123]

Good hustle today guys. Let’s regroup offline to take a step back and make sure we’re all aligned on how we’re going to attack the next action items.

[@wrfsh]

It's amazing they almost never break character. I know i wouldn't have lasted a minute.

[@fuzzy-02]

Truly Entreprise Role Play

[@advanced8625]

8:25 LMAO am crying man this is too funny please dont stop doing these

[@m-ok-6379]

Congratulations on making tech workers laugh and be depressed at the same time. hahaha

[@MiaChillfox]

I don't understand why I am watching this... 29min in I know it's not going anywhere and yet I can't stop.

[@eoussama]

Oh man, I could not hold a straight face when they realized ChatGPT straight up hardcoded the string "Hello, World" in the output stream lmao.

[@PaulSebastianM]

ASAP as possible! 💀

[@matilha2020]

This is just godamn genius... "How to talk to women" on gpt broke me.

[@Dekharen]

the fact that this ends with a Cars quote is absolutely crazy 10/10 you guys are the Tarantino of this era

[@Ragard_x9]

almost choked when prime struggled to type slow :DDD

[@danpiths2847]

this was so good, the first piece of tech content that genuinely made laugh. gave me major "the office" vibes, i would at least like 3 seasons out of this please

[@stryder619]

"End of Deployment" Master class going on here.

[@hohohomeboy]

Only a 40 minute zoom disconnect would have made this more realistic. Spot on, absolutely felt like I’m at work lol 😂

[@claudiogferraz]

This was even more productive than the average day of a C# dev lol

[@leoschielt721]

45:48 Billy the Kid, could not be hired because he was 14... 🤣🤣🤣

[@wassim-akkari]

Thought this was serious until I saw the Hello World slide, I was on the ground. 🤣

[@kanemetal]

lol what a brilliant, witty, extraordinary, comedic, and painfully too-close-to-home genius way to make a tutorial series. I whole-heartedly expect every episode will be weighted gold, thank you.

[@Vortex-qb2se]

This entire video is a joke but this is exactly what my introduction to software engineering class exercises are like and then my professor goes and asks me why I don't take it seriously 😭

[@VK-xw6ky]

17:45 is hilarious, i love it