Ep 100: The Bachelor Party Part 1

[@brandonlinn1402]

“Nothing says your late like balloons on the floor” - The KING of comedy

[@troyritchiemusic]

Right when he came in the room the energy shifted so fast hahaha he just starts killing

[@HalinazDziecmi]

The absolute best

[@harrymonk70]

Just saw him live in Louisville. He is RAZOR sharp and lightning quick. For me, the GOAT

[@marcushahm10]

Who says this? Trying to find that part

[@speedvaxer]

@@marcushahm10attell around 1:14 in

[@largewoollybugger]

I love seeing Dave Attell. Every time, it brings me back to high school, staying up late, watching insomniac and sneaking outside during commercials to smoke cigarettes. I never want to forget those times

[@andrewtruex]

Damn we had the same childhood

[@skyluke9476]

Him and Stanhope are the two nicest people I think that have ever done comedy. Attell is like a golden retriever, he never stops going, and genuinely warms everyones heart hes in the room with.

[@ismohassinen3901]

@@andrewtruex ååååå

[@SlayerTomentor]

Back when comedy central didn't suck. I miss that

[@tomsevcik1792]

@@skyluke9476 wow very great analogy. That’s so true. Also my fav dog

[@hugonongbri8100]

"Shut the fuck up you halfway through a werewolf transformation !! " 🤣 - when Patrice met Joe Derosa the first time

[@Jacob-zv7xw]

nothing like a bachelor party where you get to listen to joes problems and learn sex ed 😂

[@reedbruv2638]

Oh my god he complained for an hour straight about dumb comedy bullshit

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

Wow what a crazy bachelor party

[@shankrl1]

Having Joe on this was a miiiiistake huh

[@mwara2444]

Bumming out this makeshift bachelor party

[@fisty539]

@@shankrl1 sam should've texted beer jew to make his drinks weaker. Talking over and not letting people speak, and attel? Blows the mind

[@Amouroso]

We’re really doing it folks! Attell is on the pod and Mark’s getting married!

[@Fabian080690]

Charlie Sheen for the divorce confirmed.

[@koopakid715]

Tragedy!

[@danielronhovde8323]

You get my respect for your pfp Amaroso

[@clevermissfox]

Yay for the married queefs!

[@corpsefoot758]

@@danielronhovde8323 Is that picture an inside joke for this pod? I don’t get it :(

[@xmelissaxx]

These podcasts are helping me get through my depression so much, I'm so grateful for comedians

[@LiquidHandcuffs676]

Ugh yea seriously

[@accordaffair]

Amen brother. Laughs really are the best medicine. And I cover that in my book….

[@christianperez7846]

Dirty Lola was cool as hell! She let the guys riff and still explained everything she wanted to. Cool person

[@sgt-savagepritchett7729]

WTF are you TALKING about?! That disgusting creature completely ruined the hang. Cantaloupes?! Talking about nasty ass sht.. she COULD have at least been attractive. "Im polyamorous" lol get the FFF OUTTA HERW

[@duhasttheworld]

Why did she open the gift though!?

[@skyluke9476]

You know Dave Attell doesnt agree with Joe when he pulls out his 25 year old flip phone to text

[@blakegodfrey5988]

Joe hates being a comedian 😂😂 great episode!

[@leanacecelia9201]

Joe hates everything lol

[@Squatch_11]

There was a 30-40 minute stretch in the middle of the podcast that perfectly encapsulates why someone like Joe DeRosa will never get to the level that guys like Mark and Sam are at.

[@invertedironcross9]

The irony of the least successful comedian trying to tell more successful ones how to be a better comedian

[@leanacecelia9201]

@@invertedironcross9 he wasn't telling them how to be "better".. he was just saying you don't have to run yourself ragged doing comedy.. you can also take breaks

[@spareparts1017]

Everyone else hates Joe being a comedian too so…

[@stephencarniello2409]

Everyone cutting off Joe while he's trying to telling a dumb story is so funny. **Comes back 5 min later Joe-"like I was saying..."

[@christianperez7846]

Joe annoyed me in this one. He came in good but told everyone he was super hungover, then continued to drive the conversation into the ground. It’s supposed to be Marks time and Joe shoved his insecurities in to everything. Attell coming in was the only good answer 😄

[@JDSharar13]

“When women get aroused it engorges” Norman “same” to no reaction 😂😂 the king

[@krikeydial3430]

Listening to that pig talk about sex is nauseating. 🤮

[@JDSharar13]

@@krikeydial3430 come on man be better

[@krikeydial3430]

@@JDSharar13 How much do I need to eat to be better? (calorically) Give me a thumbs up to let me know to keep going.

[@yoBigWave]

I like to imagine Mark at the alter looked at the crowd pointed a couple finger guns and said.. "Monogamy"

[@6ixeight6ix]

Marriage, we're really doing it folks!

[@CaptainPercocet]

“i’m kevin hart”

[@shellshockxd]

“I Do!…….but I’m gay!”

[@Anus88]

Praise allah

[@drewprosser8861]

“Hey hey vows”

[@somecsguy9824]

the conversation with Joe about working out comedy sets exactly demonstrates why the other three are at the top of their game and joe owns a bar and sandwich shop. he just doesn't care about comedy as much as them, which is fine, but him trying to argue that you don't need to work so much is crazy. that's how all the top performers in the world in any craft work. it's 80% dedication/discipline/drive, 20% natural talent

[@BariNgozi]

Dave Attell is so effortlessly funny

[@Whystling_Byrd]

Is he the one next to Sam or Mark?

[@BariNgozi]

@@Whystling_Byrd He's on the far right

[@harrymonk70]

@@Whystling_Byrd wtf

[@prince13896]

I can imagine Normand as a late night host. Gets along with everyone, quick on his feet, makes every show more fun. Hey NBC, lose the Fallon queef and make it a Normand!

[@thegimp7796]

Why would you want him to be restrained by network television?

[@jhey7630]

Yeah it would be “so fun” watching a censored normand. You dumb dumb

[@prince13896]

@@jhey7630 I'm just saying, in my subjective reality where everything is good, it would be fun to watch Normand talk to famous people and dick around with some band every weeknight.

[@jhey7630]

@@prince13896 most famous people are boring and give the same bs answers. Trust me you don’t want to put normand in that corner

[@davidperez5089]

Society needs queefs like Fallon and Leno unfortunately. Mark doesn't need that.

[@dirtylola2278]

I had a great time! Thanks for having me on!!🎉🎉🎉

[@shankrl1]

I learned things! Thanks

[@Dannyryan73]

Me too! Keep doing your thing!

[@tristanc.9506]

Thanks for being on this episode.

[@robertarnold9676]

You need content on your page. What's your IG name?

[@mike9795]

Dave Attell should be publicly known around the world as top 5 funniest people ever. He walks in and immediately starts, best comedian of the 2000s for sure.

[@harrymonk70]

I just saw him live and he was fucking brilliant-1hr20 of relentless kills

[@nathanmamo3970]

Attell on a podcast?!?! Couldn't be happier for Mark. Enjoy your big day. Don't let it overshadow your wedding.

[@NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mwara2444]

I guess this is his once in a decade doing a podcast

[@philliphayden2727]

I've seen him half a dozen times since January on various pods.

[@greenpilltheory6649]

DeRosa never had a fastball to lose.

[@5after4am]

Once again Dave Attell is the headliner of the show.

[@bbskb]

Comics and comedy fans talking about Sam and Mark: "Some of the funniest, sharpest comics working, you absolutely have to see them live. Killer specials too." Talking about Derosa: "He's funn-.... He's a nice g-..... He makes a mean italian sub." Derosa: "You guys do too much standup, like you're obsessed or something."

[@rjacks2]

He wouldn’t stop talking about it either 😂

[@dakotaw2527]

shane popping in last second is the best cliffhanger to a pod ive seen

[@taotuga]

joe shows up to normand's surprise party so he can throw his own surprise midlife crisis

[@hypernovaorcus]

This should have been the episode description

[@steve7015]

true, but there's still something lovable about Joe.

[@vincenttalley5938]

This is awesome, buuuut is it too selfish to ask if we can get another ep with just Dave as the guest too? 😀

[@vancedadder]

it would be selfish to not ask

[@vasu1130]

JUST DAVE PLEASE

[@mwara2444]

Dave is 'god level' in comedy, wish comedy clubs which stream the live acts for cash so we could see these great comedians on the clubs on the coastlines

[@vallmak]

Never heard Sam laugh as hard as he did at Dave Attell's jokes

[@jaimealvarez4722]

Ray Liotta Goodfellas laugh enters the room.

[@DerekOfRivia]

Same with hinchcliffe on Kill Tony sknakfest episode. Every thing dave says gets an over exaggerated laugh that Tony does for no one else. Even though others were killing it way harder.

[@danielm4114]

A lot of that is Sam realizing there's way too much Attell is his own act

[@BrocKelley]

No need for people to get deep about it, he's just Sam's idol. Doesn't have to be some nefarious thing like the comments here are making it out to be.

[@camdude6670]

@@DerekOfRivia others were definitely not killing as hard as Attel on that skankfest ep

[@austintaylorsimon]

The cunnilingus segment was the quietest 4 comics have ever been simultaneously.

[@juliameudre813]

Great episode. Dave Attell smoking in the corner with his jacket and cap on is a classic! Seeing all the staff behind the scene was awesome

[@nephewsb]

So Joe just comes in and starts talking about his problems? Yup sounds like Joe

[@kwais616]

Ruuuiinnned could of been so legendary without derosa

[@shankrl1]

The look on Sams face says it all most of the time huh. Can’t imagine the convo about Joe was pretty later on that evening

[@jumbolumps666]

Of course DeRosa came out complaining and not congratulating

[@hipnhappenin]

The guys' faces during the sex ed lesson and their genuine curiosity are hilarious. Dirty Lola was great and handled herself well with the guys

[@amineljack8075]

DeRosa never disappoints to make things about him.

[@shankrl1]

And not even in an entertaining way right? Just a negative boring rant. We get it, you don’t wanna do spots

[@amineljack8075]

@@shankrl1 Dave was trying to tag jokes and DeRosa kept talking over him. He always has loudest guy in the room energy

[@sdlegend9927]

Yes

[@ThroatGoatNancy]

To think he's somehow made a career out of it blows my mind. In me saying that though, I could never get up on a stage and do it cos I understand women as a whole...we aren't funny yet some of us do find comedy fucking hilarious. But yeah, Joe sucks.

[@killerluuk]

Bert Kreischer light

[@bluescat59]

100 eps in and these cats keep raising the bar higher and higher. Been here since “one More Drink,” and it’s still the highlight of my week. I don’t know what that says about my life, but what Im trying to say is: this pod is the shit

[@vancedadder]

it literally is the shit

[@wavebouncemusic]

Really nice of you guys to showcase smaller comedians like this, Dave Apple? Really cool

[@vimenyavsezaebali]

Dave apple is the best just like Steve

[@Whystling_Byrd]

@@vimenyavsezaebali I like flags.

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

@@Whystling_Byrdit's spelled F A G

[@AIWFNW]

Congrats on 100 episodes. 100k subs soon. Mark and Sam are 2 of the best stand-ups and my 2 favorite. Just saw Mark at Neptune and will see Sam in Dec in Tacoma and again in Feb in Seattle.

[@FOREVERGREEN_MUSIC]

I left seattle for Los Angeles and will never regret it.

[@davidbarnard9467]

Havin a drink watching this, it's like I'm there. Some of my favorite comics all hangin out, LOVE IT

[@einderdhillon6231]

"Save this story for when I'm dead." Thank you, Mr Attell. Joe hijacks every conversation and sucks the life out of it.

[@MrDolphinDiver]

That was an all time great line Attell is the king

[@OftLieN]

Joe, name the sandwich Total Recall. Duck, turkey, and chicken breast, three breasts.

[@BobdeeHollifax]

Woah, this is going to be fantastic 🎉🎉 Congrats to the best comic in it right now. No one makes me laugh more than Mark Normand.

[@kylevanderheyden1128]

Nah, NBC would neuter him

[@maxdmer03]

World Class

[@BobdeeHollifax]

@@sometimelater I have...what do you mean? ...You might be drunk.

[@Le_Petomane]

Having Joe there is like adding blue cheese to a dessert recipe.

[@mattduell3]

Dave’s little texting noises on his flip phone is incredible.

[@shankrl1]

Right as Joe is talking a load of boring trash too. Amazing timing.

[@AxeMan808]

While I was initially upset that Dave was coming off the bench rather than Starting, Dirty Lola HELD IT DOWN! Ran the score up so high Dave was able to come out and throw confetti at the fans and troll the refs.

[@kmack3571]

Morrill a good buddy, stoked to see him in tacoma! congrats Normand!

[@lynno1974]

4 comics have NEVER been as focused as they were with Lola! I'm having more fun watching them watch her! When she discusses keeping your hands and nails nice, Mark promptly tucked his paws under his pits...time for a mani Mark?

[@catpack12]

Damn Derosa really knows how to ruin a good time. I hope Shane gives him the business in the second half.

[@CDANG280]

Joe is a funny guy huh. Telling comedians to do less comedy.. I cant wait to hear his sandwich hour.

[@killerdeviant]

Worst bachelor party conversation topic ever

[@FreemanWelterweight]

Thank god Attell turned up while Joe was talking cause I was about to have an aneurysm

[@jeffdyer21]

I think you see why Joe's stand up career is where it is.

[@brobert4172]

Lotta mental gymnastics and projections. Somehow he thinks if he repeats his thesis that suddenly the room would agree. Thing is, de Rosa only had gigs through other brands and people, not himself. He piggy backed on Opie and ant, and was bill burrs roommate and tagged along with bill to meet all these cellar crowd including Quinn. So he would tour and get exposure through other comics rather than his own sustainable following nor is he known enough to go on road and be known. Normand, Morrill, Schultz, Gillis, list are the five major guys self promoting and creating own followings through newer very strategic approach to content and comedy, and they not only need and want to work out best possible material but they are also able to go on road with a growing following. The top guys like Rogan, burr, Seinfeld, Louis ck, attell, and others promote these guys too, and comics and people genuinely respect them as good stand-up comedians doing something new. De Rosa is nowhere close to their level but acts like he's still circa 2006 Opie and ant and a vet but he's bottom Barrell to other comics top comedians as well as stand-up fans too comedians. Right now, those five guys are the real deal new dudes on the scene. As such, they carry that weight and want that weight, they all know that they keep growing and growing and have a higher standard of work so they need to keep doing their chops. De Rosa is just jealous, and he knows he's not passionate anymore and that bugs him.

[@DabbleDo]

He's right tho

[@jacobbeeson758]

53:40 mark hits the "That's what I said!" to big man stuttering was genius and notta soul noticed lmao

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Hell yea been waiting for this one fellas!! About to crack these IPA’s like a real queef and catch a buzz to this. Congrats Mark! 🎉

[@Blackstamos]

Cheers

[@sofiajung3276]

This was fun, informative, great guests, just all around great to watch, wish I could hear more stories!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@domingochavez2552]

Dude this lady is awesome she needs to come back!

[@BigGreen343]

Please no this was not interesting until she left

[@hypernovaorcus]

@@BigGreen343 her cans were prime entertainment what are you talking about

[@Betaclash]

This is honestly the best podcast I've listened to in a long time. It felt like I was a fly on the wall

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

Its cuz you're a virgin, an they talked bout snatch. 🍆🖐🤓

[@ControlTheGuh]

God keep dave attell alive for as long as possible please. That stripper line had me dying

[@mikejames2709]

Holy hell, that Joe DeRosa digression about work life balance could not have been less interesting

[@Timathos]

Agreed. I had high hopes for this episode and it was too serious at times

[@My_oh_face]

I completely disagree. I like hearing how the sausage is made

[@hypernovaorcus]

@@My_oh_face we didn't hear how the sausage is made. We were hearing about how you only put a dollop of mustard on a hot dog

[@tomhughes7766]

Mark with the deep 3 on a Ptown joke. Absolute banger of an episode

[@mattrobnett58]

This was awesome, and Lola was a great idea to mix it up - so many good lines. Stoked for part 2 🍆

[@elfunkistador7158]

Always trust Joe DeRosa to make this bachelor party about him.

[@dimitrizgonis3767]

What a useless diatribe he went on

[@fishlips8336]

Is that the douche that walked in & immediately started complaining?

[@iamhuman2525]

Enjoyable listening to Joe interrupt everyone. For a moment, I thought they had invited Judy Gold.

[@bluespectralmonkey]

sonos products suck terribly so i’m for it

[@JamesGalloway27]

it is irritating. the only time i've ever fast forwarded through this show. i jumped like 20 minutes and he's still talking about comedy mojo! i saw sammy make a face here and there.

[@MrGpurse]

an all time classic with Dave !

[@MurrayHill17]

Whenever DeRosa ruins a good riff with his "But all joking aside..." and gets philosophical, it feels like someone pulling the emergency brake while you're standing on the subway. Which is ironic because he also looks like Jared from Subway.

[@hypernovaorcus]

"But all joking aside..." - a professional comedian on a comedy podcast

[@illthoro1634]

Wow this was dope. From the sex instructor to the genuine debate and seeing these comedians build together. Great Ep

[@hypernovaorcus]

Wasn't a debate it was more like a "This guy's our friend so let's entertain his horseshit" situation

[@Sid00077]

I wasn't expecting this to be an educational episode but I have no complaints

[@DerekOfRivia]

Oh yeah bring in the unfunny 300 pound lady on what should be the funniest of episode of the year. Once Patton came in the guys were on fire and then it was completely lost with a somewhat serious sex talk

[@dirtylola2278]

@@DerekOfRivia 260 but you can round up if it makes you feel better. I get being bitter that only one of us has been a guest on the show, is on a Netflix series and will be on HBO soon and it ain’t you!! ✌🏽

[@noneya622]

​ @Dirty Lola Don't feed the trolls- you did fantastic! (And you got the biggest laugh of the show with that sandwich shop quip!)

[@dirtylola2278]

@@noneya622 It’s all good. I know I’m fantastic I just love giving a good clap back. lol Thank you!!! 💜

[@Sid00077]

@@dirtylola2278 Screw the troll. You gave quality information in an entertaining way and it was fun to listen to the convo.

[@kimberlyward3009]

He seems so genuinely surprised & grateful♡♡

[@oneofus6924]

god dave is a legend. can literally kill with every word

[@nickgarcia610]

Hey mark! Congratulations!! We look forward to all the new marriage material that’s inevitably coming our way 😂

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

Dave Attell is a fucking legend.

[@compacoffeeroasters]

Aw right when Shane sits down it cuts!! This is such a good episode, congrats mark. I could only dream my bachelor party has Dave attell as a surprise guest. Shoutsout Sam and the team- id feel honored

[@---Adam]

This was pure class, well done Sam and co for setting it up!

[@megyskermike]

Been a while since I saw Patton, glad to see him in there~

[@huntert6834]

omg Attell absolutely killed the sec he arrived and the whole time after ..legend

[@erikvilla__]

PART 1?!? This is one of my all time favorite episodes!!! Definitely top 3 or top 5!!! I can’t wait for part 2!!! I was laughing so hard at work I looked like a crazy person laughing to myself😂

[@thecampfire4877]

Man, eating while talking during a podcast is amazing. I love the sounds of food being chewed.. Thanks guys

[@hypernovaorcus]

@conrad don't we all like our own comments

[@GawdDangitBobby]

Holy fuck derosa suffocated the fun out of this entire episode.

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

SOMEBODY please explain 1:41:32 What does "... to dry the room out" mean? Ive seen the "Green Room" episodes & it sounds like the comment attributed to Attell was meant as a teasing jab at Green Room epsiodes that they aren't funny. Does "dry the room" mean unfunny?

[@zaddik8131]

I've been waiting for this once I heard about it on the soder episode, this is gonna be amazing

[@lukeericson165]

That first 40 mins was probably the pinnacle of mark normand, so fkn funny

[@namfonismyname761]

I can't wait for part 2.

[@DarkDecimus]

Everyone needs the juice. The laughter. Not Joe. He's got a bar to run.

[@lostsoul2184]

When derosa talks the fun ends

[@patrick815]

Mark you're doing great You putting it back into the fridge was hilarious

[@chrisnelson1928]

DeRosa podcast appearances are one of the only things that will elicit a negative comment from me. There’s never been a worst guest in the history of podcasts.

[@Zaeedhameed27]

Attell never disappoints, you can tell how everyone was ready for him to crack a joke the minute he Walks in. No political agenda or whining. Pure comedy.#king

[@tylerlyons4943]

Just went to my local bar in Downtown LA, watching this in a dark booth. Just ordered a paper plane and ready for this ep! Happy Sunday y’all!

[@DerekOfRivia]

You doing alright?

[@tylerlyons4943]

@@DerekOfRivia never

[@zachrivera5948]

Man, Joe is self indulgent. These other phenomenal comics are so sweet for letting him talk stupidity. They're so great because they operate the opposite way of Joe D. Go make some sandwiches, Derosa, and leave comedy for those who are hungry to perfect their craft.

[@hypernovaorcus]

They were probably thinking "what a fucking doofus"

[@Guy.1991]

Banger pod. Thanks everyone. Hopefully learned a few things 😉

[@Bookjunkieinheels]

The last part was so uncomfortable to watch!! I love it 😂😂😂 Mark” I love this coffee table”

[@slurmz10]

Part 2 is about to be great

[@kaiharris]

I can’t wait a week, I need part 2 - do I get it early with patreon? Help a guy out!

[@skymarriot]

I only envy New Yawkers two things. Their pizza and the privledge that is to be able to see Dave Attell on stage. 3,4,5 nights a week if you wanted. Congrats Mark on the nuptials🍻

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

You'd got tired of both after a week. Lol

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

New haven Connecticut has the best pizza, but plenty of great NY options. I’m happy with seeing him on podcasts/bonfire & seeing him every 1-2 years in Cleveland

[@ALT_LYFE]

Joes gotta get that graphic up on every pod that mentions him lol

[@christianperez7846]

Dude, DeRosa has a lot of pent up anxiety about his process. He made 30 minutes about his opinion to no avail. Thank goodness Attell came in to bring some laugh’s.

[@lostsoul2184]

Now this is what I'm talkin about. The show has reached perfection.

[@teelorp8306]

The conversation shows how mark and Sam are purests while joe is doing the minimum. Their careers say it all.

[@zootsoot2006]

Yes, it should be spelled 'purests'

[@teelorp8306]

@@zootsoot2006 you mean exactly how I spelled it?

[@zootsoot2006]

@@teelorp8306 Right, just like it should be spelled 'dissleksick'

[@itstek]

very true haha you can see which of them still have that burning passion to write good comedy

[@elvislives6574]

Attell !!!! .......... the best riffs of all time ..... what a great bonus

[@nunya400]

55:18-55:40 Joe was tweaking hard and looked to make sure nobody noticed😂

[@Earl_E_Burd]

Nice pick up

[@maxdmer03]

24:43 What was the joke Mark said off mic??

[@Buk99]

Loved Mark’s line when Gillis shows up. “This second stripper looks like shit!” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@crhollifield2012]

this was awesome. any guy should be happy to have a good group of guys to support you and keep you in check as Mark has. you can tell Mark is a genuine and good person by the company he keeps and how no one ever has a bad word to say on him. this was a nice sentiment for a friend during his dwindling days of being able to slay random strange and enjoy his life. just kidding.. kinda. this type of brotherhood and comradery amongst guys. it’s important

[@joymurphy8944]

Congratulations, Mark and Mae! Thanks for the laughs tonight! 🍈

[@tjklotz2565]

"That hurt on a lot of levels" was probably one of the best joke's I've ever heard 😂😂😂

[@jeremiah1164]

Sam respects Dave more than anybody respects anybody or anything

[@michaeldonovan9600]

It shows you how great Dave is. The guys just want to share their Dave Attell story.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

"Was that the Ray Rice one? "That hurt on a lot of levels" These guys are like a bunch of 5th graders when this girl is talking about the vag. I'm laughing so fkn hard hahaha