Ep 145: Podcast Crashers - Joe List & Ari Shaffir

[@Robespierres_Ghost]

Ari as a podcast guest is gold. And you know how much his people love gold.

[@Chris-sv8ty]

Not as much as they love killing jesus

[@ObeseCaligula]

Dave Portnoy just uploaded a video. Could not take my eyes off it. 👃🏻

[@jhall900]

Pin IT

[@matthewlawton7909]

HAH! 😂

[@justing54]

Ari Gold ! Hey Hey Mark Normand Voice

[@DylanLukeLosasso]

skeptic tank has one of the best catalogues of any podcast PERIOD! great guests, unique topics and you really get to see changes in ari over the course of like 10 years. i love you ari!

[@humanindica962]

Ari is truly one of the best podcasters around. Highly underrated on imo. Great conversationalist.

[@tsedubgyatso]

@@humanindica962this is very true. Great intro rants too.

[@chuckinflixin7483]

My bff would disagree; and I am gay

[@samuelhydelstein]

Gay scat Jews😂

[@davidperez5089]

@@tsedubgyatso i thought everyone skipped the rants...i do.

[@rich697]

George Hard R Martin 😂😂

[@jarrodcornelius6237]

Ive gotta start watching this podcast more. I love watching mark and sam just talk shiz & bounce new comedic responses & actual useful knowledge off each other.

[@humanindica962]

That jump scare was hilarious. Joe and Mark both shit themselves and Sam was just chilling

[@WeekendUpdate7]

You can tell who is on-edge. Didn't even phase Sam lol.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

The whole room gasped. Crazy

[@jujubean1185]

49:55 maybe Sam's just deaf? Lol

[@mov362]

Really seems to care

[@thejoe9065]

Well, maybe living under constant construction noise for 1 year has desensitized him somewhat.. or absolutely ruined his hearing 😅

[@TokigaTorsten]

This foursome should be a regular thing! Really good dynamic

[@bigmoose99]

Parks and Reg

[@TokigaTorsten]

@@bigmoose99 I think this is a much better group of people

[@UncleDeadly1031]

@@bigmoose99Combining two supergroup pods for that pun was nice.

[@bigmoose99]

@@TokigaTorsten I like them all. I’ll even tolerate Rogan if it means Ari Shane and Mark benefit from it. Soder and List are great at making fun of Gomez and Kelly.

[@bigmoose99]

@@UncleDeadly1031 I hope the Regz stick to doing a pod once a month

[@martymcdry]

Joe and Mark jumping with fright in sync explains why they work so well together on TWS

[@ericjames1511]

Guests trying to find a place to rest their arms on your wooden church-bench seating is low key hilarious.

[@mikei5550]

“Sometimes it takes a real clean slate to start fresh.” Good advice

[@user-nm5jg7kj1j]

Ari is one of the guys who stayed true to the podcast format. Most good comedy podcasts turned into some talk show bullshit versions where they kiss ass, play "safe" with guests+tons of commercials.

[@Xaer_]

Bad friends

[@sirfish9824]

That’s why I like ari he’s always himself

[@NahEirreanFear]

Yup, thats why i had to fast forward 50 minutes to meet the guests on tonights show

[@AJohnSmith]

Stavros definitely is an obese clown.

[@Maria-PLM]

Them being outraged by the local law 11 facade renovation noise is so funny. Took 3 years for my building to complete ours. Such a common new york nightmare

[@IanLanghow]

New show idea; mark, sam, joe and ari watch ridiculous clips

[@henryburton6529]

You mean Legion of Skanks but without the Skanks? I'm here for it.

[@wlp6200]

Ymh clone? Pass

[@KrimetTStarKiller]

I would watch that every week.

[@Sirmenonottwo]

Just make that a once and a while episode like Protect our Parks but call it Protect our Synagogues.

[@jaylegleiter6669]

That sounds like shit and would probably be very successful

[@wd4365]

Thank you guys for being here and helping to make our lives better. Kind regards, W.

[@Chrismysterymeditationcreation]

This is by far the easiest listening cast I've heard in awhile.... Dude i love Mark's easy understanding of our current situation.

[@MjrPhule]

4-o10 and Bark Pench I am thinking they may be Drunk!! LoL love these guys

[@sanaebrahimi1291]

I can not look at Mark the same after hearing he showers every 3 days 😂

[@audihouse]

😂😂😂 awsome!!! Ur guy fkg up on the 1’s & 2’s the whole cast was gold!!!

[@runb4its2late42]

Always happy to see List

[@infinite9100]

It’s funny because right now it’s Russell Brand. Haha. Prophet Sam

[@JEUNGURA]

"You smell like livestock"😂😂😂

[@zkroog67]

Sam looks like a summer intern at his dad’s law office.

[@jefferymorton9704]

MAKING MONEY

[@noelybro]

lol

[@MARKNORMANDSINNERTHOUGHTS]

Acts like one too

[@AeonLux_]

So on point 😂👌

[@EdEddington]

That's because he is

[@lovesthetunes]

I've been excited for this all day!

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Always ALWAYS happy to see the List-ton-nay-tor along side The Marker of Normands!

[@SilllyGooose]

That genuine "What's happenign here?" from Sam @51:57 is too funny

[@vladimirdanov9536]

Joe, Mark and Sam are my holy trinity.

[@UncleDeadly1031]

I’d say “Way to leave out Ari”, but his people don’t do holy trinities.

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Ari, Mark and Shane is mine. Maybe with some burp cryscher and/or Joe rogan in between. Ah and Hans Kim. And.. man too much good comedy at the time 😅🫣

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Steve O has to be in this formation for once finally, as well

[@patrickharris2013]

What a hot one! Long Legs List and the gang out here just spewing gold

[@jabool5605]

Always love seeing Ari and Joe as guests.

[@patricklewis9496]

First 20 minutes - Jonah hill, lizzo, game of thrones review - thought I’d stepped into some sort of Time Machine

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Yeah I thought it was like an old episode that I clicked on lol.

[@UncleDeadly1031]

They pre-tape.

[@MutualOutlook]

When mark n joe jumped at the music at the same time 😂😂

[@friedrfn]

This is the podcast we all want!

[@lessthansion]

A+ content. This is how a comedy podcast should be done.

[@noam1598]

I died everytime Sal played the noise from Sams apartment 😂😂😂😂 poor sam idk how you can live w that for a year

[@gideonamare160]

I would flip out having that shit outside my apartment, it sounded like transformers fighting

[@johngriff914]

It’s brick repointing. Every building in NYC is required to do the work to maintain the brick facade. They only work during the day so it only bothers people who are home all day

[@ks5553]

The video segment would be so much better if we could actually hear the audio🤣

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

How do you hear video?

[@RonE-Cbock]

Is that the royal we?

[@ks5553]

🤣🤣🤣@@WeMightBeDrunkPod

[@UncleDeadly1031]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPodHe said “hear the audio”.

[@upsetduck7566]

So, this is the last show...?? At least bring Henry Winkler in....

[@llBeefyll]

Mark is like whitey tighties with skid marks, doesn’t necessarily smell, but it’s definitely not clean. Love y’all.

[@TristonTried]

Mark I see myself so much in your behaviour 😂 the mind doesn’t stop

[@mattyisinSD]

buy my book! buy my book! The Critic references haven't really aged well but holy crap was that a great show. hotchie motchie!

[@ReginaCioffi]

Another great Ep. of “People Talking Sports”.

[@Freezzerman]

Pretty sure Joes gonna call the the kid Luke. Hes said that he likes that name at some point and he also said it starts with L. I watch way too many podcasts lol

[@ScorpionP2C]

taking that L

[@3BeachieBlondie]

You think thats bad? Recently noticed List saying "everybody", sounded strange Realized I'd become aware he says "everyone" while Mark says "everybody". Had to search word "every" on few Tuesgay episodes transcipts thinking I was imagining it but wasn't. It's true. Talk about watching too many pods

[@Freezzerman]

@@3BeachieBlondie you got me beat brah. Joe's the man

[@binimgarten8696]

​@@3BeachieBlondieI love little language nuances like that. Pretty wild you would notice it, haha, much respect

[@Robespierres_Ghost]

It's gonna be Luis

[@trh10001]

Des Moines does rule!! thanks for the kind words Normand!

[@KVR69420]

Ari’s body blurred out in the thumbnail is pure gold.

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Goldberg

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Goldberg Lager could be a Jewish and/or nazi beer. 🍺🤔

[@WuhSuhDood]

the Talk to Me horror film Joe List is talking about was made by the KZbinrs RackaRacka. Stuntmen twin brothers from Australia. Awesome guys, they deserve the success. Can't wait to see the movie

[@eaglebladedolphinbrother4611]

Mark Normand: Hey.... COMEDY........ Sam Morrill: CAN-SHULD, ya know.... uhhm.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheoVonMiller]

My pet peeve is when you skip an ad on KZbin for it to give you another ad

[@shaneboswell9872]

The critic was the most underrated shows ever!

[@xx.jensen]

Literally had a long ass day at the hospital was looking for a podcast to end my night off wit nd found a blessing W

[@saar144]

You’re using ‘literally’ wrong

[@jujubean1185]

​@@saar144have you seen their long ass? Who are you to judge??

[@carneymandude]

They might’ve had a butt lift tho,could’ve been a literal long ass day at the hospital

[@xx.jensen]

@@carneymandude tonsil removal but close 😂😂😂

[@xx.jensen]

@@saar144 I literally don’t care 😂😂

[@looksee8192]

kinda blown away you still got the echo on the videos

[@courtneyg678]

here here, normand! (i’m always late to the party..js) BRAVO, mark. well said.

[@user-zi6dh9dt3h]

How are them aderalls Mark?

[@theycallmemrtibbs1684]

I think it's hilarious most people still call it Twitter 😂 I love it when people come together on things like that! Cheers 🥂!!

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

I hate my Xs posts…

[@myz_beanz]

Joe was not happy to be there after a certain point😅

[@fyyant]

That 50 cent joke list said was hilarious!

[@hitman1365]

You guys are the best. I hope to see you guys again in Portland, OR

[@nomad2057]

I'm here for Joe List

[@alexpalette]

The king of content is the only reason to be here.

[@EdEddington]

I'm here for Sam and Mark

[@sk8legendz]

I'm here for the Jew

[@davidperez5089]

Sundays without stories about jews.

[@ScorpionP2C]

why tho

[@brookspn]

"Sometimes it takes a clean slate to start fresh." That's some Jack Handy shit right there.

[@bigmoose99]

17:02 Sam effeminatly saying he was stood up by his plumber. 😆

[@DeadbeatGamer]

That kill Tony episode from yesterday was rough. But, tough love was needed for guys trying stand up for years instead of doing stand up for years

[@laurencezemlick1979]

I like how Sam thinks Mark is gonna actually reply to an email from Netflix

[@mrscramer21]

“People fuckin’ love bananas” 😂😂

[@timemonitor]

Funny you say that guy sounds like Cliff Clavin from Cheers.

[@sirrobert23]

“The plumber stood me up.” Jake Plummer

[@jaime7203]

They covered "That's funny" on an episode of Seinfeld, haha

[@kittykat380]

Girl still here watching the fights. That drop kick was insane!

[@deadstellarengine]

Time to fill my diaper up with warm oatmeal and call it a day.

[@k.c.simonsen2]

We're all thinking it, this guy just does it.

[@buryyourdraws]

Dude I think I know what Brazilian steakhouse you're talking about in downtown Pittsburgh, the last time I went there in 2020 I overate so badly that it activated a gastric condition and I needed to get surgery a few weeks later. It was a quick recovery..... I'm so hungry now

[@kenny344]

damn the way Sam describes New York sounds just absolutely magical

[@petepete8556]

'Mazel tov' king of content folks!

[@TristonTried]

Fridays we had deep fried turkey and it was good 😂 best day of school

[@cindyo6298]

Starting to think Luke Mones is Joe's version of Tyler Durden.

[@darkocebuhar3889]

I love how this ep was shot a while ago when they start with jonah messages, lizzo etc., because mark is in europe or was 🤣👍🏻🖖🏻🤘🏻✌🏻👋🏻

[@damienvincent3992]

Sam's coming in argumentative! This is gonna be a great ep! Bring on the peeves ya queefs!

[@ryanzinck4905]

Lol the tiramisu nice try hit so hard with salicuse.

[@jasonb4843]

thank you mark!!!!! best explanation ever said

[@enzorocha2977]

When Mark started talking about that row with his wife, you know, the "going room to room, plates flying kind of fight" he mentioned, I swear to all things good it got me thinking about The Godfather and that scene where Connie fights with her husband. Then @25:28 the guy references the movie. Wild! Even though he was talking about a different thing, it was jarring to get nudged out of your thoughts like that, y'know? Of all the movies in all the decades, he had to mention the one you were mulling over...

[@plumbussmith]

Only 20 min in, laughing my ass off. Great pod.

[@kjnewell7243]

Mark and his analogies 😆

[@mikei5550]

Glad I’m off twitter. These days I just listen and mind my own business.

[@9xqspx6]

12 minutes in and I've been agreeing with these two queefs about everything.

[@treyhudson73]

Nearly had a panic while Joe was trying to get outta there.😅

[@MartyTheZebraa]

Bro what happened to the we might be drunk cake remix ?!

[@joshsilva3241]

Ari always makes whatever pod he's on better.

[@antonio_carvalho]

Joe is our favorite irregular guest!

[@anonymousinternetuser7519]

You four should do a counter protect our parks pod and call it "Erect our Parts"

[@UncleDeadly1031]

“Destroy Your Dumps” Opposite version.

[@werkharddrinkharder]

New drinking game: drink every time mark says fentanyl

[@poochthedog8079]

The four kings! I could watch this every week.

[@biscuitandme4119]

Sam , I spent 6 hrs hiking in the White Mountains and I'm fat as shit. Some of us biggens weren't always biggens and still have an athletic body buried deep under all the blubber and can still do physical shit. I was immobile the next day though so that was new and horrible😂😂😂

[@cyranosweet]

Does mark have a black eye?

[@troyeygabroad7694]

We love you in Des Moines, Normand!!

[@ziggykorn1]

Ya gotta have the videos they're watching and reacting to actually on the viewers' screen too. And full screen...

[@Tobikoyum7]

Omg I just did a fast scan through the intro to see when Ari shows up and it literally looked like an arm exercise video lol...

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

Denise Austin eat your heart out.

[@abekitchen5537]

Can we get the Cake style drunk song on the outro ?? :)

[@geneellis6364]

What's up with the Will Farrell texting thing from the beginning? I tried to Google it and nothing comes up

[@IAMTHESENATE6629]

I’m dying right now because I figured it out. All NY comics inevitably start doing the Seinfeld cadence. Slowly but surely sounding like JERRY

[@bigmoose99]

Everyone in NYC does Seinfeld or Attell. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[@UncleDeadly1031]

List does Larry David’s cadence far more than he does Jerry’s, imo, though there’s obviously crossover there.

[@sambbk7203]

I love especially Patrice looking down at naked Ari. With a lack of approval.

[@Last_Chance.]

Ari coming for that belt! Look out theo!!

[@DillyBar_666]

Mark was banned from Hudson News since this was recorded? I feel like I just heard him say that on some pod

[@k.c.simonsen2]

God I just love it when Ari shows up to things unannounced. Always happy to see that dirty J. And I've been thinking about seeing Talk To Me so now that Joe List recommends it, I'm doing it.

[@iliketurtles8918]

Joe, Mark and Sam must have all had the same 110 year old voice coach. It's like they're trying to prove how New York they sound.

[@JBGC916]

A Cajun, a masshole and a jew yorker

[@dannygrinder8528]

This podcast is fucking hilarious 😂 I had a rule with ice cream that I had to remain stationary and turn my back while eating a cone. If a man makes eye contact with anyone while licking a cone, he goes directly to jail with no recourse.

[@Sirmenonottwo]

this is like a month old at this point! The dock fight video dates this for those wondering.

[@lennylemens]

We should let Ari mix the drinks…

[@jonnyoppz4322]

Ruffie Coladas

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Caipiroofa

[@Kroesprtobaggan]

Piña cocaina