Ep 107: Ari Shaffir & Hanukkah Boys

[@5cent27]

I was sober for almost a year and I’m back on the juice. Thanks guys for inspiring me to get back on the bottle. Side note: I need a place to crash as my wife kicked me out.

[@PearrrC]

You can squat at my place. No queefing tho

[@dakshdhawan21]

Good going brother. I'll break my vow of drinking too tonight. Cheers.

[@chadheydt8221]

😂

[@dknox90803]

😅

[@ozzieray7141]

3 days clean brother. Had to break my sobriety after listening to these all day 😂

[@WuhSuhDood]

I grew up with Comedy Central Standup, dug deeper into Carlin, Pryor, Eddie Murphy etc. This new era of KZbin standup is on a whole other level. It reminds me of the early days of Louis CK and Bill Burr, but feels more personal because I'm the same age as most of these guys. Comedy is in a better place now than its ever been, the future is bright.

[@squid_fish]

Much agreed! And I too spent many late nights watching Insomniac on CC

[@Brrrax21]

I'm assuming you guys in your 30s...? Im 32 and I remember watching half hours on Friday from 6 to 12 every Friday. Mitch Hedburg and Dane Cook have some shits that's burned into my skull..

[@Brrrax21]

Insomniac is great. Was wondering it it was streamable.

[@Bizarro69]

We need to stay around each other man.

[@jp.dlamini]

So true. Our generation is hitting that Cafe store age where we'll be asking "who's your favorite comic?" And probably be life long friends off of the answer.

[@mathewmarvin954]

I wish I had a friendship like these guys have together so genuine

[@macurlyfries]

It’s because they’re successful

[@matthewlawton7909]

Well, let’s start a friendship

[@deadmeatjb]

Be friendlier

[@roadlesstraveled34]

Me too. It looks so fun and I'm a good friend, but I'm horribly shy and can't make friends easily.

[@Amouroso]

Thank you boys! Life savers for people having a quiet Christmas. Happy holidays!

[@squid_fish]

Or one of “those Christmas’” thanks ya drunks

[@cavemanvi]

I am in fact a loser also. Appreciate it Jews

[@FishininFunkyTown]

I had to spend Christmas in the same house as my mom's annoying ass boyfriend who literally tried to fight me just a few days ago. I wish I was alone this Christmas. 😂

[@gabelogan56]

Right there with ya, my old Feistian friend haha. Merry Solo Christmas. Cheers!

[@cripnamedblood]

Quiet Christmas?!? What are you, the family gay?

[@AddisonKleber]

I was alone on Christmas until this came out… Thanks boys

[@ajh21313]

You weren't the only one.

[@TheDJOblivion]

How bout this year?

[@JdEnigma07]

I moved away from my family & friends this year, for work & other reasons.. I also discovered this podcast this year. Some weeks, a new episode of WMBD or Tuesdays with Stories (& Kill Tony) are the only things I look forward to, or the only things that make me smile/laugh. Thank you guys for bringing joy to the world, sorry to get all queefy.. but cheers 🍻

[@ace_woe]

Never apologize for being queefy.

[@T_D_B_]

It's all good brother. Merry Christmas to you and hope you have a good year.

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

LOOK UP WE DONT SMOKE THE SAME TO THEY DO ALOT FOR ME... AND IF YOU HAVENT JOINE THE CURCH OF WHATS HAPPENING NOW YOU HAVE OVER 600 EPS TO KEEP YOU COMPANY

[@Gotien718]

without all these comediens podcasts I'd have no laughter in my life atm

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

Legion of Skanks and Real Ass Podcast have a good variety of comedians as well. You might like 'em.

[@sweddieMurphy]

The timing of this coming out couldn’t be better. Thanks guys!

[@astriddecrayencour]

WOW! Just saw my name in the credits! What an honour! That's very nice of you, guys! Boomerang effect. Thank you very much. Such a smart and thoughtful way to keep your supporters engaged ;-) Merci à vous

[@tkirkpat007]

I love when Sam laughs. He really enjoys this stuff. Lol

[@killerdeviant]

Yea he laughs pretty hard at some jokes 😂

[@michelebergman4336]

His laugh is GOLD

[@gitgenKE]

You would too if you were inebriated all day

[@SkoolNerds]

Sam is the awkward guy who always ruins the vibe. It’s mad to me that he’s successful

[@robertedwards9861]

@@SkoolNerds stay away, witch

[@gabelogan56]

Sam's solid knowledge and appreciation of cinema makes me love him even more. Fuck yeah.

[@adityanemlekar]

Man, thank you guys for doing this over the holidays! You guys are legends!

[@DanielCrist]

This was filmed a couple of weeks ago. Don't give these alcoholics any more credit than they deserve.

[@sunni7258]

Ari removing the edges of a cookie and eating only the middle is the subtle insanity I needed tonight.

[@dankrhino]

Didn’t even surprise me the slightest😂

[@josef2012]

Jewish tradition

[@jonnygranville281]

Great end to my Christmas day. Family asleep upstairs, I'm in the basement drinking and smoking with my dogs. Merry Christmas WMBD.

[@ace_woe]

Dogs really shouldn't drink... or smoke quite frankly 🐶

[@nathancarr7588]

@@ace_woe 🤣🤣

[@lezmuz4105]

Perfection

[@chrisp6829]

I love just watching mark in his element doing the funniest shit while other people are taking lol.

[@Killakallie92]

😆👏

[@mbwt310]

greatest Hanukkah song ever to close the show out boys! I'm not even Jewish but I want to light me some skinny candles after that power ballad.

[@jaymartinez7478]

Dude that shit was a banger and I genuinely hate kid choirs…..but that made me wanna convert a little bit

[@mbwt310]

Kanye would give up the coords of old Adolf’s secret Argentina compound if he knew about the existence of this hot shit. I could all ready see the sampling for a beat to drop a track and to allow for the communities embracing acceptance and forgiveness to let him back in the fold. THOSE WERE THE NIGHTS, Fellas and Fellettes !

[@hoIl0w]

Almost cried at Sam's reaction to Ari not realizing Mark was talking about his wife not an event planner 😂

[@ruhysworldwide9342]

Time stamp?

[@poppabless]

What an age we live in. 3 legends just having a drink and chillin. 🤝

[@MrJae1994]

Happy to be watching this before it gets pulled 😂

[@PearlDrumsHead]

I know right wtf were they thinking 😪

[@Killakallie92]

Sam and Ari are Jewish right so it's okay

[@Kas1645]

@@PearlDrumsHeadwhat happened ?

[@PearlDrumsHead]

@@Kas1645 just keep watching and you’ll see

[@Kas1645]

@@PearlDrumsHead just drop me a time stamp buddy

[@luisalicea1701]

Sam’s reasoning for drinking reminds me of the young Bull Shane Gillis talking about his dads reasons for drinking… Monday: There’s football Tuesday: There’s no football Sam: It’s Sunday in Indiana what am I suppose to do. Lol

[@kathrynmceachern9503]

I simply LOVE this podcast! Mark and Sam and Ari are GREAT together. Thank you so much for the special, Ari! It's wonderfully made and absolutely hilarious. Happy Hanukkah! Have a great New Year!

[@in5d]

Pierogis are from Poland, but ppl from Russia and Hungary love them too

[@hettel_visual]

Guys the editor is drunk. Welp enjoy it while it lasts 🤣 (context: 13:28)

[@YoSemaj]

I noticed it too. I tried to warn them in my own comment. Hopefully they see it and they don’t get screwed by KZbin SMH.

[@julianlevy7659]

Lmaooo love them more for this

[@raab2569]

bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it pays off for them lol....

[@Gr33ny67]

Anarchy baby 😂

[@YoSemaj]

@@raab2569 “im shocked!” Lol

[@FrancoisDressler]

Sam's gleeful alcoholism is hilarious.

[@defferwa]

It's inspiring

[@b0ssatr0n91]

@@defferwa well said. Makes me feel okay

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

This guy's alrite, I tell ya.

[@guitarplayer714]

@@Patrick-jj5nh *sticks tongue out while smiling*

[@michaelp8995]

Life is all about attitude

[@III-vg4dp]

Happy holidays! Thanks for the good times WMBDP.

[@TNC9ER]

HUUUGEEE Shoutout to ARI for showing love to my music! I hella appreciate the love fellas!!

[@GravyTrainDD81]

my guys when you were just chillin and lookin at the pictures from the wedding was awesome 👌 Epic Ep

[@jordan-kb9wt]

This was so nice to invite us all in for this holy night.

[@ericsilva9323]

Just hearing y'all voices is so relaxing! Keep it up!

[@yupperz8693]

The best christmas songs are of the metal genre. Great stuff

[@hoIl0w]

Huge fan of all 3, this episode was probably the best ever. Fantastic work thank you guys!

[@allentastic]

5.2 milli my guy!! I’ve watched it like 3 times already

[@slurmz10]

Been putting it on for background noise while working so we can make that 6 mil!

[@frankiecantu8033]

I love you guys. I’ve been sober for 20 years but then I stumbled onto this podcast and it’s the only time I’ll ever have a drink and do coke. Thanks for bringing the beast back

[@spytown77]

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah boys!!!

[@heidisymonds4382]

I love Ari ,i find his voice very soothing😮

[@arbivark]

the three kings of comedy.

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

That boys choir outro song had no business being that dope

[@danielguest7841]

What song is this?

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

@@danielguest7841 "Those Were the Nights" by The Yeshive Boys Choir

[@tommylob1409]

Favourite ep. so far! Ari stood up and farted in the mic 🤣

[@geoffreyyoste45]

Man, I love hearing y’all talk about your material and how you take breaks and get after it when it’s time to record. I feel like I’m back in my 20s again chasing after concert shows listening to you guys, keep it up.😎✌️

[@danielguest7841]

What song is this?

[@stacysmom2748]

Love to you guys ❤ what a great treat after a day with family

[@13lueBerryBluntz]

"Jew" was hilarious Ahri! Easily your best work yet, love to see the growth. The set was AAAAMAZING also. Good on you Ahri!

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

When Ari didn’t like the phrase, “in light of”: it’s Hanukkah! It’s perfect!

[@Brrendo]

Love when ari is on

[@1nataliacortes]

Just what I fucking needed on a terrible Christmas

[@iamgeminijoker]

ari has always been one of my favorites

[@cestjane2260]

Love the story of Esther! Way better than the version I learned in Sunday school. Lol!

[@RossWoodsJr]

The best line in Arthur is when Liza steals a tie and Arthur says “It’s the perfect crime…women don’t wear ties!” Haha

[@mattonmaui2012]

I love all three of these guys! Merry Christmas to me! Thanks fellas!

[@eugeniovasquez3780]

Wow the Hanukkah music was totally unexpected . Very deep feelings . Usually I watch the horror movie first then after I watch a fun comedy to balance it out before bedtime .This time it's like it was reversed

[@09gosha]

"You're the shaman, Ari!" "I'm a perfect doser 19/20 times" *Bart Kerscher gets red in the face somewhere listening to this*

[@andrewe4962]

Thank you for the laughs! You are awesome

[@MelancholicFools]

23:20 dude I saw that Kia comercial, I knew I recognized Ari from somewhere I’ve been watching Ari since 2018 and immediately as I saw him I knew I’ve seen him before but could never put my finger on it, amazing how comercial acting can leave such a big impression

[@hrrazavi]

What’s the cocktail you guys are drinking in this episode? Looks amazing!

[@babalous7479]

What Sam said about the peanut butter "I gotta stir it like I'm the wicked witch?' killed me, Mark chiming in "what am I Amish"? "yeah the peanut oil is like, get the fuck out of here" Ari. That was gold. Thank you fellas Happy Chakakhanaka!

[@SHNASTDOG]

This is like the best combo for Dec 2022! Lol I was listening at one point and was like "did somebody fart?". Upon rewinding I discovered it was no secret at all. But a blatant rip right into the Mic by Ari Ventura. Lol

[@bluntman710]

literally type in jew in the youtube search bar and ari is the first one to pop up and i fucking love it

[@chrisallwhite]

Mark trying to tell the grape juice joke on call was hilarious

[@sara35ish]

So is that song in the end from the Miami Boys Choir? Nice touch

[@silver03ga]

Go to Iceland, I just went in October. Amazing

[@jordanledezma3539]

Mark playing breast implant catch with the beer Jew and salacuse was so wholesome.

[@scottmceachern8345]

You have to try hot buttered rum in the winter!

[@Flash16xx]

If you are hitting Mexico City, I'll tell you it's great! You will have a blast. Some nearby cities to visit that are awesome are Querétaro, Taxco, and San Miguel de Allende.

[@howhigh0521]

@ 5:32 Mark says “uh oh a Jew off” 😂 I’m dead 💀 🤣

[@ethang0746]

sam not setting the candle back up straight irked me for the rest of the ep😭😂

[@SuperReviews4you]

How many hours you think this podcast will be up for? Im guessing 3 hours.

[@Killakallie92]

Why two of them are Jewish

[@SuperReviews4you]

@@Killakallie92 I'm guessing you haven't got to 13 minutes in yet,

[@raab2569]

Mine says 2 hours so far....

[@ObieOnce]

Nearing in on three and we still here!

[@SuperReviews4you]

@@ObieOnce Just hit three. Can we do 4?

[@onyroo]

9:21 Mark: “KZbin. Oh yeah.” Lmao 😂.

[@j0n.p]

Interesting choice of show for Christmas day

[@prenz1]

This trio is magical

[@roadlesstraveled34]

Hey I had those same candles for Hannukah, they SUCKED! SO hard!!They dripped wax in every nook and cranny and it took ages to chip out. And I ran out of candies two days early.

[@highlybaked8417]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

[@joebill663]

this pod is the alamo of listenable comic pods. fight to the death boys

[@benfisher530]

9:20 - 5.2 million if anyone is wondering.

[@BigElectricCat]

Shout out to the Waitresses song Christmas wrapping. Also Tom Petty Christmas all over Again, The Kinks Father Christmas and The Pogues Fairytale of New York

[@Nyquil47]

I love both Sam and Mark. Once the movie opinions come out, the podcast is over😂 Sam has willingly admitted to not caring about cinematography and Mark is Mark.

[@ltsgoyanks]

Normand is the BEST! "Well, they heard your prayer!" I've seen his old roast battles... he's got those one liners baby! He could be a rostmaster one day...that's if roasts exist in the future.

[@jacobcook7]

13:31 tell the editor to blur out the nudes before you guys get flagged/taken down.

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Delete this

[@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361]

Thank you. Best xmas gift 1 could get.

[@nonoahhh]

Ari loves Christmas 🎄

[@paulanthony6763]

so much funny in one room!!

[@emmadilemma5274]

The wedding pics are awesome

[@DrunkInPublic]

Best drunk history I’ve ever watched

[@noahsmith8869]

Farting into the mic is so casual on this pod, Ari can just stand up, mid convo, fart into the mic and sit back down and no one acknowledges it or bats an eye. So fuckin funny.

[@JoeKarle]

We got Mardi Gras and Boudin! I'm dying laughing. Funny as always.

[@andrewharwell7152]

Can't wait to see in tulsa !! Next week

[@danhtown1]

Best podcast out right now

[@sara35ish]

Happy Hanukkah Ari!!

[@wababiba4181]

They should have Ari on more. He’s great!

[@garrettsmth]

thanks for this gang :)

[@helpis0ntheway]

5.2 Million at the time of me watching this. Go JEW!!

[@geoffreyyoste45]

What a great episode!!!!!! 🤙😎✌️

[@SchusterFishes]

This was a good hang

[@KevinC1990]

Merry Christmas ya queefs! 🎄

[@-turk5832]

Great Episode fellas. And JEW is hilarious. Mazel Tov Ari

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Sam, can't wait for ur UK/Europe tour

[@kevinhart8339]

Mark's new catchphrase for this episode is... Pull It Up ...

[@naveenbalachandran5221]

Can someone please tell me which song is played at the end?

[@HlifeRomania91]

Love the pod any chance you could have timestamps?

[@HRRY780]

I think mark has dreams where he’s standing in an empty theater just rambling out one liners

[@cyrusmorrow5629]

“Yeaaa plan some bits.” 😂

[@albertomaldonado4737]

Happy Chris Monikah!

[@JGComments]

Normand really gunning for that honorary Jew card lol.