Ep 143: Matteo Lane Got Married?!

[@dancehallvibes42]

Mateo referring to himself as the alien from American Dad killed me. 😂

[@brandonmelikian8842]

Roger lol

[@dozee514mtl]

Best joke of the cast again. Hes the ghey normand

[@sarahdean8052]

Omg that's incredibly accurate 🤣

[@Bittamin]

I made a song with a bunch of samples from Roger doing cocaine and Stan smoking crack 😂 absolutely died laughing

[@kaybeeeeeeee]

It's so accurate lol

[@alsowinehouse]

I love Mateo he seems like such a genuine person

[@cdasteez]

A real straight shooter

[@crazypath573]

You misspelled gay

[@jstrattonlobdell4175]

He is a train wreck I can't seem to look away from when he is on a podcast

[@BazookaTooth707]

Except he got a hair transplant. That's not genuine lol jk idgaf.

[@evanwakelin7944]

@@BazookaTooth707 But he has been very open and telling everyone about it. Which IS Genuine. He's not hiding it.

[@5Kool-Kidd]

MATEO: "Well, there were stains on the sheets - brown!" SAM: "Brown? There's only one thing that's brown." MARK "Blackface?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@highvalue1195]

Lmfao 😂

[@nickbotic]

Can't believe they skipped over that one. That made me laugh out loud haha

[@brando7986]

😂☠️😂

[@michaelbashford2733]

Mark sometimes says the most hilarious shit that gets totally glossed over lol

[@kodymonroe2613]

So glad Matteo is back. One of the best guests

[@michelechapman9974]

So happy Matteo is being appreciated. He has worked his ass off and is hilarious.

[@cmmndrblu]

Just wanna say, when I was a 14 year old kid who just came out I didn't think things would be this chill with gay people in my life time (yes, I know, we are normal...well normal enough) and this kind of thing would have seemed like science fiction. I'm 40 this year, thank christ people changed the world and chilled the fuck out it's much nicer now.

[@tombystander]

Mateo seems like the best dude to have as a wingman

[@AlEpp1834]

Or just the best dude to have…. COMEDY

[@RebornLegacy]

A gay wingman would definitely help.

[@Zenithx3]

Way too Handsome and Ripped to be a wingman.

[@StaleLumpia]

Thanks for being on & congrats on the marriage Matteo. Happy for ya 🤘🏽

[@theangryrktkt8385]

I love how all these comedians are actually friends.

[@kissthapistol]

Matteo saying he & Mark don't have overlapping audiences... I'm like damn, what about me? Anyone else??

[@voodoosleeper]

We exist!

[@denkinoms]

Me ! I'm the overlapping audience

[@winstonsgmx]

been knowing them since like 2016. Damn crazy long

[@zakkholguin3942]

checking in!

[@whywouldyoueveraskforit2774]

Checking in!!

[@DarkDecimus]

Matteo special is great! He is hilarious. His "drive by f*ggot" bit killed me!! 🤣🤣

[@dcarter540]

For real! That shit had me rolling

[@bartho5212]

Perfection! I cackled like a damn witch.

[@soccerfreek07]

Matteo is amazing! Here’s to a great ep!

[@Fabdanc]

31:15, I was at that Houston show when he had to talk to that couple -- it was the whole table really. I lived when he read them.

[@IDGAF_AboutYourLuckyCharms_238]

Weddings are so expensive and also just so stressful. We were gonna plan a small wedding for 50 people and just to have a small ceremony at the place we wanted was $3500 and that didn’t include catering or any other Refreshments just for the place and the chairs. We decided to elope at a Chapel as well and put that money toward our 3 week honeymoon overseas.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

Can we have a patreon showing Mark trying to keep up with Madonna dancing lol

[@elenawilliams32]

I just saw Matteo Lane in Melbourne, Australia 🇦🇺 on Friday night. The crowd was 97 % gay men... He had the crowd laughing out loud non stop through the entire show, it was a really great night. He also had Rhys Nicholson open for him who is also hilarious so a brilliant night all round. If you get the chance to see him, definitely grab some tickets as you won't be disappointed. I'd see him again in a heartbeat.

[@NowImGonnaStarve]

The camera switching gave me whiplash

[@foxymaxy929]

Dude for real, it seemed like their was more switches than normal.

[@billsny9243]

It's like they're using a shitty ai or something

[@9xqspx6]

Are you guys watching? :D

[@jamieboothcomedy]

Great ep, but cool it with cycling through camera angles! Getting whiplash over here

[@iConz.clothing]

I was wondering who Matteo reminds me of. Of course that bloody alien from American Dad!!! Exactly 😅

[@nathancarr7588]

I can't believe I'm just now discovering this episode😮 I freaking love Mateo!

[@photokunstler]

Matteo, you always have the BEST straight friends. These guys are fookin hilarious and just so chill.. also not homophonic. :) I plan to watch a lot more of these vids.. soo chill, watching vids, talking shit, sooo easy.

[@blindbeatzz]

This is totally normal here man

[@photokunstler]

@@blindbeatzz thats great bub, it's comforting to know not all straights are phones lol I totally respect that.

[@Sun_Cat_Pop]

Wow, getting in early on the ep tonight

[@ryanscottadkins]

Matteo's Minnelli impression is so good

[@shqipe86]

The sleepy pug omg 🥰❤ My heart just melted lol & of coure, great epeisode. Matteo is always a great guest!

[@nickbotic]

I always hear on so many podcasts the comics saying how they don't think the audience wants to hear "inside baseball". That's easily my favorite aspect of listening to comedians. The industry is fascinating. I'm sure I'm probably in the minority, but there's at least a part of the audience that loves listening to the intracacies of the standup world.

[@japiro14]

If it's funny/interesting stories or aspects about it yeah. But definitely not the oohh the road is so hard, cancel culture this cancel culture that

[@crujonesrad33]

Mark is so fast, "except you don't say get over here." dying lolol

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Matteo is absolutely the greatest podcast guest ever. And his standup is so good, I love his specials.

[@Coolbreezyitsez]

Matteo's laugh makes me laugh 😊

[@eyaffe1]

Saw you boys crush it at the Cellar at the 8 PM show this past Saturday. I was right next to Lefty. Such an amazing surprise. Everyone was fantastic. Just a killer show.

[@austinrider121]

Diane Lane! She is such an underrated beauty. She’s aged so well and naturally!

[@TakeItEazy77]

3 of my favorite comics! Happy for you Matteo :)

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

Having 3 fingers of "Bodega Cat" in my recliner watching the guys :)

[@sissypissyrapper23]

I adore Matteo. Been waiting for his guest appearance

[@meversusthesea]

Can't help but notice how Matteo and Sam look so much alike... especially in the thumbnail photo. Practically brothers!!

[@AxeMan808]

Man it's so lively when Matteo is on! He isn't too cool to crack up at y'all riffing. Also that Michelle Wolf voice was on point! Also Congrats Matteo!!

[@alfonsodominguez5257]

guys stop wondering wether we like hearing comedians talk shop, i think it’s really interesting

[@3Flutter-Bye]

Love Mateo, Love you guys so this should be great 💙 Thank you for opening the presents right away for us ADHD who'd have been distracted thru entire ep until you did

[@markcabrera12]

Gotta play a round of smear the queer after this

[@JuanFCerda]

Can Mateo and Mark be the two funniest people alive?

[@Downs-Indroam]

For sure no... to you yes maybe... but to the rest of us, no

[@joshschutz7731]

No, that’s Nick Mullen and Shane Gillis

[@alexsuyarkov4121]

Mateo doesn’t compare to mark

[@Otto_Pilate]

​@@joshschutz7731Love Gillis! I will check out Mullen. Thanks for the rec.

[@Auqua1973]

I like that they don't always shit on the fans like I've been hear from other comedians lately.

[@avisreuling4482]

Matteo is just great.

[@redhottomatojuice6181]

Mateo brings such an good energy, love listening to him talking!

[@TacticalXRays]

the jump cut edits are pretty fast this time, right?

[@ish474]

Bert is sober, Rosebud is having a baby, and Matteo got married?! We're really are living in the upside down world now

[@jackdaw99]

Bert is sober now?!

[@ish474]

@@jackdaw99 you can't drink if you're on one of the injection diabetes medicines he's taking Monjurno

[@Cdumps21]

Mark getting married was crazy. I remember him saying he felt guilty buyig himself a smoothie...

[@cardcaptordanimal]

it was a green card situation@@Cdumps21

[@ChristinaSimpson]

I feel like Matteo is educating these boys about incredible, accomplished women

[@shawncharles9980]

I agree, but I love how open the boys are to hearing what he has to say.

[@treesny]

Really interesting to hear "shop talk" about life on the comedy circuit. Thanks!

[@californio1850]

Mark joking about giving Matteo HIV medication as a wedding gift💀💀

[@Zenithx3]

PreP is Not hiv medication. It is HIV Prevention.

[@andrewheath6451]

Mateo is mad roger energy

[@billtron182]

Roger the alien?

[@billtron182]

He’s deff got the voice nailed! 😂

[@oriannaisabella7041]

Mateo’s Liza Minnelli impression is fucking insanely good

[@zcoke7961]

Matteo is awesome. Also I love Sam's Dangerfield impression, I'd like to see a performance of it sometime.

[@raycongfs]

Every ep, I see how long till he breaks it out. Lol usually the first 20 min "I tell ya" *fixes tie

[@cronbudz]

MATTEO GOT MARRIED?😮🎉 these are the moments I almost regret not having most social media. Congrats to Matteo & Rodrigo.

[@juniperbordeaux5988]

First off, I frickin love Matteo. Lisa Bonet and Hedy Lamarr are the most beautiful women ever. Arsenic and old lacy is the best! Thanks so much for this episode!

[@tay8130]

Switching between all the camera angles a million times is insufferable to watch

[@flauschekugel2821]

oh my god, the "my cupcakes are moist and delishious" shirt. I laughed so hard! The Turbo cooker video was just so scrumptious

[@cdizzforizz]

My wife works all day Sundays. I have three young children. This podcast comes out every week an hour before she gets home and it saves me every week I swear. 😂 Bedtime is stressful and a cocktail with the boys helps 😂😂

[@samsereno5282]

Matteo is a natural.and incredibly talented - amazing guy.

[@gothsurfshorts]

matteo lane is one of my fave comics and now warming up to sam morril. true story: sam’s parents are close friends with my dad. i met him when we were both teenagers and we flew to nyc on a college trip. don’t know him beyond that but he is a decent dude who does the staight male experience humor with xlnt nyc native finesse …i’m happy for him cuz comedy is a lot harder than it seems. not only that but given the families we come from, i know it was brutal for me trying to build a career in the arts- and i imagine sam has experienced similar struggles in terms of sticking to a creative field career choice. let’s put it this way: my mom is a jew with a hilarious sense of humor but has a “the fetus isnt viable until graduating med school vibe.” i’m a trans andro guy who lived in nyc for college and the mix of matteo and sam is a perfect reflection of my life experience.

[@Benjamin.S.S.]

Hey... what's... with... all... the... camera... jumps... jebus. Other than that, great pod. Much love for Matteo.

[@JuanFCerda]

"Higher Ground" is Steve Wonder (great EP!) 💗

[@cmptrman]

I know I'm late to this party but, can we take a moment to appreciate just how much Mark and Sam really understand the gays?!?! I'm super floored here!!!

[@X29488]

love that theres timestamps now

[@billsny9243]

I am subbed to way too many pods on yt. I completely forgot this one existed. It's one of my favs too

[@taylorfisher]

Felt like I got to sit in on 3 buddies just hanging out and it did not disappoint!

[@cjtalksfunny]

“You’d hit it out of respect.” 😂

[@mintyfresh6530]

A serial killer drama with Mateo and hubby would be hilarious 😂

[@SeeStuDo]

Congrats Matteo! ❤ that dude, wish him all the good shit in life.

[@HankHodges]

Mark, Matteo, & Sam...first of all watching 3 hilarious comics shoot the shit/right off the cuff/improvising adheres a permanent smile on my mug interspersed with genuine laughs out loud is such a great feeling. Please go on tour together. And may I just add you're all oh so very handsome. Thanks for this video. You guys gel so smoothly. Um, THANK YOU again. Peace Brothers !

[@patsyhillyer1149]

Congratulations Mateo!!!!!! Love you!

[@JuanFCerda]

We love the "inside baseball" guys!

[@mkalani]

Never heard Matteo laugh so hard 😂

[@SamBassComedy]

at 41 mins that fucking killed me. WTF was that? I'm dying over here. My cats think I'm nuts, more than usual.

[@PrincessBalamb]

18:11 LOL jesus, how is Mark that fast all the time?? 😂

[@raycongfs]

Haha too quick, then followed by Sam's Dangerfield impression 😂

[@mmh290]

This was hilarious. Btw, brown stains on a bedsheet is usually old blood that wasn’t treated before laundering.😬

[@jesstinabolton2270]

Sam should recommend a new show to watch every few episodes, he had good taste.

[@josearellano7255]

when they’re talking about Anne Frank, and Norman says “ I’d charge that attic” I spit out my coffee

[@gilliganmcneuter4550]

This was my favorite part of my day Matteo is a gift I am grateful for 💜

[@shaneboswell9872]

Higher ground. Stevie. Just mentioned him. How’d ya miss that? Lol. Love this ep

[@yeahsilviayeah]

15 secs in and im already typing Matteo is the best guest cuz i just know

[@lucilleyoung4744]

He's pretty honest, whether he's doing a special or a show like this. I think that's why he is so well liked.

[@JRDirt88]

A lot of camera swaps seemingly just for the heck of it 😅🤣 great ep fellas! Keep it up!

[@CalGcastglassnz]

Ai did the edit 😂

[@DigitalZed]

Sam's Mortal Kombat bit about Madonna was fantastic

[@HankHodges]

All of you guys are so entertaining, SOO entertaining !!! I wish all of you awesome guys great success, happiness, & peace. Seriously, I wish you could read this because you're such great talents and you constantly spread great cheer. Thank you guys !

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Matteo Lane has a mixture of positive vibes and touch of Savannah Martin!

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Matteo's wedding pics look like 2 Vegas Elvis's after work at Denny's

[@kanifalam7835]

When Sam said Madonna looks like a Mortal Combat villain ☠️

[@mjoyyourself]

🤣🤣Matteo’s impersonation of Wolfe was so effing funny

[@MYkeyS]

Never got motion sickness watching a podcast before lol

[@charliek4real]

Dude I know friggin monkey working the switchboard

[@newgreyhair]

Pretty rough.

[@jenz5607]

Can't wait to see Matteo in Chicago!!!!!

[@highvalue1195]

OMG YES I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! This morning I was re watching old Mateo and Sam stand up clips together ❤❤❤❤❤ also congratulating on your marriage!! 🎉 💒

[@Playerways]

I like how sam knows that a funny song to walk out too is the best. Im on a adam ray crowd work video because he noticed me laughing hard af to the song he walked out too. Think it was all girls wanna have fun, or some sort of if you want to be my lover song lol

[@LP-km7gj]

I live in Vermont so I totally get it lol. I just went to Jessica Kirson at the Comedy Club in Burlington and she kept joking about how no one was laughing 😂. My husband and I were dying laughing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@HeyWhatsThat]

Mogan Fairchild....😂 Mark is the best !

[@burgerquestoflove]

hollering from indy!! love that you see us!!

[@bendelosangeles3560]

Congratulations on your wedding Mateo! I love the rapport with the three of you. And as a gay man myself, I did find the Morgan Fairchild reference funny as well! I think it's cool that Mark & Sam are both secure enough as men to say some guys are hot. Most of my straight male friends would say, "I don't look at dudes that way"

[@LookNBeef]

MARK AND MATEO ARE SOME OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS .....AND I USUALLY LOVE FEMALE COMEDIANS...

[@QueerlyBeloved386]

I've been waiting for this threeway

[@ineedafernbackhere]

Happy I saved this one bc the glass man was not my cup of tea…loved it. Did I miss the peeves? Kinda the best part. Cheers!

[@chrisk5651]

I went to SUNY / University at Albany for undergraduate and graduate school and I never saw a show at the Egg.

[@smith9157]

Would love seeing mateo being a regular on any of the podcasts I watch

[@normanboucher5541]

You guys together are awesome

[@Tincanbanana3030]

This gay has grown on me

[@waynemclaughlin96]

You guys are hilarious 😂 😂 Congratulations Matteo on you and Rodrigo getting married. Cheers 🍻 ❤