Matteo Lane Isn’t Gay Enough For Netflix & Italians Are The Best Whites

[@maillardsbearcat]

I love Matteo. He's like the manly version of Andrew.

[@avi3020]

😂👏👏

[@amanjotsingh9420]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ikedewinter1213]

Haaaaaaa

[@rushabhdedhia2405]

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[@JohnyBoat.JZ610]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheMissiIe]

It truly is a talent that Andrew makes Matteo look like the straight one

[@britneyherrera81]

So beautiful when Hi Ren, Iniko, MJ (yup, that one), a gorgeous hilarious ginger, a hurt and beautifully healing yellow flower, a hairy sexy strong vocalist and Karen can all shine for us seeds to punch through the dirt finding our light. B'day party in the New USA! thank you all!

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

@@britneyherrera81 its f the uk day

[@fxlegacy7085]

lmaooo fuck the comment, can we praise this youtube accounts name and profile pic please?!?

[@charlesbird1352]

@@fxlegacy7085😊

[@spacecowboy07723]

I'm bobby ma

[@Mattdubbayou]

Good to see Mario and Luigi open up about life

[@Prep965445]

Wahoo!

[@barteatmyshorts8252]

Thay really luck like brothers

[@citylights3452]

Facts

[@pudder68]

oh man that's a one!

[@jaysalas3307]

It's more like Luigi and Waluigi 😂

[@jayymorris5285]

I believe that Mateo has total tonal mastery. He can perfectly mimic people he's only met once, speak multiple languages with or without accent, and sing opera. I believe we are seeing a truely rare talent.

[@immacroftbro945]

and he can draw!! he’s ridiculous.. i love him

[@anthonydixon4636]

He has a good ear…well a great ear lol…most likely got it really fine tuned in his opera training. It’s a lot of impersonating until you find your sound!!

[@DarMar106]

I remember hearing his impression of his friend Nick thinking, “Of he’s just playing it up” Boy was I pleasantly surprised when it was so accurate lol

[@NirvanSengupta]

"Chilli's isn't a gay bar but your a** hurts when you leave" such an underappreciated joke from Schulz lmao

[@RKochel721]

I work at chilis and I can confirm this is not a joke😅

[@mauriciorobles1226]

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[@mauriciorobles1226]

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[@mauriciorobles1226]

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[@mauriciorobles1226]

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[@itskamtime]

As a lowly gay I do agree that Matteo being on this show as well as other comedian’s channels have made me feel more comfortable going to comedy shows. I had this fear that if I go i’m gonna be called out for wearing my smedium blouse and just seen as a joke

[@ls1lando358]

You aint no lowkey gay if you goin around wearin blouses 🤣

[@xDMG15x]

@@ls1lando358 🔥 🔥

[@itskamtime]

@@ls1lando358 I said lowly. You should look it up

[@metaclueless9244]

@@itskamtimedon’t let this guys ignorance get you bro. Comedy is for everyone that’s what makes it so freeing. Get out there in whatever outfit you want and laugh. 👍🏼

[@ls1lando358]

@@itskamtime Whats it mean? When I was replying I was deadass bouta look it up just in case 😂 but It hella looked like a typo.

[@swillz1416]

Andrew and matteo can pass as brothers 😂.

[@thc4825]

Twins even

[@martinsaldanaboxing1099]

Mario Bros Vibe

[@johncassell3362]

I love incest porn

[@phonechecked]

Matteo brother is gay , so checks out.

[@irvingdelgado1731]

Almost , Andrews nose looks crazy big when you compare it to Matteo's

[@Lalaundercover389]

Andrew and Matty having such healthy rapport brings me such joy

[@jessycastoepker]

I fucking love Matteo. This interview made me realize how sweet and relatable he is. He's my favorite comic and I wish him nothing but the best!!

[@carveylover]

His channel is the best. I am obsessed with his pasta series.

[@RayTheomo]

Mark is seriously underrated. "He hates carbs" in the beginning was funny😂

[@AustinNovel]

Swear! Camp Gagnon podcast has had some great moments, he’s grown alooooot

[@clevermissfox]

Mark is so interesting and is so mature for his age! I wanna know his life story and how such a person is baked

[@FPSJeremy]

@@AustinNovel bro forreal. every chance i get i tell people about Camp Gagnon. its absolute gold, gives me JRE vibes

[@jdmarsh536]

Mark is the man

[@iam_a_sad_khan]

people looking for timestamp: 2:50

[@duckman896]

Found Matteo the first time he was on the pod, dude is genuinely funny and a great guest

[@marc2468]

You gonna share that link or can you tell us more about how funny it was?

[@rinnypink]

Wish Andrew wouldn't cut him off everytime Matteo starts to hilariously answer a question.

[@jdmarsh536]

@@marc2468bro 😂🤦‍♀️

[@aj.jimenez13]

i met him at the comedy cellar and he’s honestly one of the most nice people i’ve met in my life

[@ericaviles2538]

Me too! He’s hands down top 5 guest of all time and he’s all an amazing comedian I’m glad I found about him.

[@hersheythao]

It's cool seeing this friendship develop. It's a breath of fresh air.

[@iamcarlosfive]

The chemistry between all these guys is so cool and refreshing, my str8s and my gays, I love it.

[@ahatton8553]

Watching you all have such relaxed comfort with your own & each other's sexualities is heartwarming.

[@emmascrivener8109]

Girl what go outside, touch grass

[@juanmanuelmoramontes3883]

​@@emmascrivener8109I think the only one who needs to get a grip here is you, silly.

[@josephcantu3562]

Always a good time when Mateo is on. This is gonna be fire.

[@Ladycyberella]

It’s crazy the amount of talent this man has.

[@kmartinquadeuce]

Yeah, Alex be crazy talented! 😂

[@youtubeyoutubeyoutube9961]

@@kmartinquadeuce ya he just sits there and grunt laughs. real valuable.

[@Ladycyberella]

Lol

[@jayymorris5285]

He speaks over five languages fluently, singer, writer, chef and is obviously hilarious. It's insane

[@EnidWellness]

Opera singer

[@AllanDanja]

Matteo is Andrew's older brother who would beat up his bullies in school for him lmao

[@RockNRolla1212]

I sincerely hope Andrew is working on a show that requires him to have that atrocious haircut

[@arvin8892]

Nope. He keepin it bruh, he thinks he's setting a trend by not having the lines blended in.

[@peggym8657]

It’s a Hitler haircut 😮

[@arvin8892]

@@peggym8657 It LITERALLY IS, isn't it?! Yo, I just fkn realized.

[@hannahraedobre]

Looking more and more like the tinder swindler every ep

[@jayzg60]

He was but now he's keeping it to be recognizable from an "era of his career"

[@MrYutbe57]

It's so great to see how the last 5 years there has been a whole group of comedians from different areas all come up at the same time and form their own community like how Joe and Burr and Patrice and Nate always would talk about. Looking forward to many more years of this and seeing you guys mentor the next group to form their own community.

[@ezekiel5687]

Roseanne Barr and Mo Nique. She was on Roseanne's podcast. They actually are true friends.

[@d-castle7444]

We need quarterly appearances of Matteo on flagrant. Put him to werk! 😂

[@zebuluntheimpaler342]

Man Matteo and Andrew could easily be brothers without a doubt I wouldn’t even question it

[@hersheythao]

Forget the Netflix special. Andrew and Matteo would shut down the internet if they started a bromance on a reality show!

[@IsaiahSenkuGaming]

They need a Netflix special together 😂

[@dfc666]

Great idea!😂

[@Chrisblau]

Protect Matteo at all costs that dude is a national treasure

[@Algorythmfpv]

the whole "dragging a kid to church" joke took me a second, I laughed at that joke at 3 times in a row. lol

[@collagecult]

Jessica kirson and Matteo lane need to take over netflix and also host their own show.

[@KieroSi]

they need to ditch the corp, crowdfund, release on streaming services themselves to avoid all the after school special and resold/packaged for the ccp meddling. They should reboot the series, Brothers (1984-1989) with a few changes... it's about a trio of Italian American brothers (one a construction worker that dropped out in the 7th grade, got a ged in the army, worked construction with his dad, though both their parents died before the other two were grown, so he took care of them, he's blue collar, married, alcoholic and womanizer, the middle is a former football player - a not so well known, middling, kicker that opened a restaurant with - obsessed with the appearance of success and insecure, divorced and a helicopter parent that refuses to let his adult daughter grow up, while the youngest brother comes out later in life and on his wedding day and just as clueless on everything else he wants to do, he's goal oriented until he nears the end of a goal and moves on. Also, an active social introvert, likes going out, doing things, being part of a group but socially awkward) Make Matteo Cliff and Jessica as the bartender/waitress who peaked in high school, top of her class in every way and embarrassed/guilty, she's content with just being waitstaff. Or make her a proxy of the older brother, Lou.,

[@AnnaVictrix]

Andrew is really intrusive about personal identity politics, but he does it to everyone. He wants to know how everyone ticks, what motivates them; and he does it with the same casual respect for everyone. It makes me feel vicariously awkward sometimes, but it’s still cool to see his genuine, eager interest in every person that comes on the show.

[@EnidWellness]

Sounds like adhd and I kind of do the same.

[@billtron182]

Great episode! Matteo is hilarious and everytime he did his friend nicks voice, sounded exactly like Roger the alien from American dad 😂😂😂

[@milesprower3957]

Lmfao

[@jaykennedy8418]

His bit is that Nick sounds like squidward, which is basically the same thing haha

[@zachtooill]

I love that these are almost 2 hours long. Never thought I’d like Shultz but you have a fan for life.

[@matthewjunious7136]

Bro send Shultz barber straight to jail EVERY NYC barber is punching air.. FADE THAT LINE IN!!!!

[@nkm11tbm]

I guarantee his barber doesn’t wanna cut it that way

[@Thats_so_maha]

Ugh it warms my heart to hear people say that my home country Morocco 🇲🇦 is generous and makes them feel welcomed🥹🥹🥹

[@badcornflakes6374]

I did an ancestry DNA thing and found out I'm a bit Moroccan because I'm of Spanish heritage. Why am I a little Moroccan.

[@Thats_so_maha]

@@badcornflakes6374 aaaaaargh hey Cousin!!! Let’s be friends and distant cousins literally and I ll turn u into a full Moroccan ! Hehehe

[@Pippi-rippi]

I love how they totally respect each other

[@AnnaVictrix]

Great discussion from Andrew about why “representation matters.” I know that term has been made cliche but it really is true. If you want comedy to continue thriving and succeeding in the mainstream, representation helps bring in new kinds of people and potential new comics.

[@joshsegg2814]

Wondered why this episode was so good then I realized 2 mins in akash was gone and no elmo laugh

[@JEM23-s6v]

Damn, you're right

[@milesprower3957]

Fr akaash is annoying more often than not

[@nomasnomore808]

When Matteo is on its 2 hours of smiles on my face and giggling to the point that my eyes are constently watery

[@hugo.nieves787]

I love this man. One of my favorite comedians. The C-3PO is gay joke still makes me cry

[@varun009]

It's nice to have a masculine presence on the podcast every now and again.

[@petp13]

Matteo is my fav recurring guest on Flagrant. He should be on more often.

[@enrig94]

Akaash contributed more to this episode than Alex did 😂

[@marco.mendonca]

Hahahahhaha

[@rebeccaflores6392]

Lmaooo Alex stays being dead weight

[@BonsaiBeard]

Matteo looks like a Sims 4 create-a-character version of Andrew.

[@lewchootrain]

Matteo’s style of comedy is great. You witness it and you’re like yeah this guy has it.

[@MicrowaveWalrus]

I love seeing this guy on the show so much, you two have amazing chemistry together.

[@merrelmj]

Akash angry as hell doing these ads, “you hurry up and buy now”

[@bigtuna45]

This for some reason is funnier knowing that Akash isnt in the episode

[@willvr4]

I love Matteo, I just wonder if he ever gets tired of every conversation being about being gay. Although to be fair, it is a lot of his material. Haven't seen his new special but his crowdwork one was amazing.

[@sphumelelesijadu]

I love how much Motteo loves Nick😍 It's such a wholesome friendship.

[@michelechapman9974]

Matteo is the best. I'm so glad people are enjoying his work.

[@matttaylor7015]

Matteo is the best. Especially when being subjected to so many questions about his sex life! When does an interviewer ever ask a straight person to divulge so much information about their sex life?? And when will it just be ok to be gay without intense scrutiny of their intimate moments? It really is discrimination… just masked as humor

[@c.tschanz7483]

Well said, I thought the exact same thing!

[@buttahp]

I know he's literally Netflix, which Matteo just explained. The thing is they are very close, so I'm not sure he realizes it.

[@Runawayandhavefun]

YESSSS! I am so glad he is BACK ! He needs to come back at least 1 time a year 🥰

[@highvalue1195]

Omg I cannot get enough of Matteo lane!!!!!!!! His specials are not enough for me. I need a Patreon or something please ❤🙏🏾 he’s SOOOOOO funny and the right people bring out the best in him. Also Andrews laugh is HILARIOUS when there’s any gay joke 😂😂😅🤣😅🤣

[@luhprofit]

Wow I love 4 gay men in a room, great vibes

[@ShadowsSovereign]

💀

[@SYN30STM]

I actually watched the whole podcast because of Matteo. I usually dont watch long video format anymore

[@guygardner8308]

I discovered Mateo from his first time on Flagrant. I love his stand up and watched eveything on his channel! I tell everyone to watch his videos, so much so I think my work mates think I'm might be be gay, even though I am a straight male. Thannk you Andrew for being so supportive of him and encouraging him to reach for the stars (wow, that sounded sooo gay.). I love how the comedian communioty is so welcoming and supportive. Please come to Montreal (yes I know how you view us, and it''s true). Netflix is stupid.

[@sascha...]

Andrew and Matteo have chemistry. So funny

[@hummingbird3771]

How freaking sweet!! A bunch of comedians happy one of their own is getting lucky and falling in love!!

[@AhmedBulle]

Right of the bat this made me a stan.. you guys rock... Can't believe have been watching you guys for over 4 yrs now

[@UncommonlyAbrasive]

His haircut, in all of its absurdity, has finally become “normal” to me …

[@Lerkero]

Nah, cut that out. We gotta fade that mess on his head

[@Freedomislight]

Somwut same but it also reminds me of Hitler from captain America in the kindest way I could say it loll

[@oneupper666]

This Nick guy may be the most naturally funny person in history.

[@Marcus.Robinson]

I swear he sounds like either Squidward or Roger Smith from American Dad

[@dougplaut9181]

Matteo and Andrew should be each other for Halloween. Andrew would just have to wear a tank top

[@heatherjamison8464]

Omg YES! My brain was trying to connect this and I couldn't figure it out

[@condjr9979]

and matteo needs a shitty cut and floodwaters 😂

[@BlitzV1]

and ditch the hitler hair cut

[@johnindigo5477]

Too tight in the belly

[@bigary2976]

It's crazy how it took me 35 minutes into the podcast to realize that Akaash is missing

[@carlosd8870]

58 minutes in…. Oh shit 😂

[@no1takethisname]

48 mins

[@gsxrman599]

Love Matteo and Andrew and the crew. Pan is definitely like the cookware. You can accommodate anything it's still gonna heat up.

[@danirilla]

I still want to know why Matteo didn’t offer the ”Thanks” button on his special. I totally want to give him some money!

[@Jay_SGE]

Andrew and Matteo enjoy each others company so much 😂

[@grodelreal]

Andrew mentioned he's seeing more gay guys at shows. Yes! I started getting into comedy by watching Matteo's videos and eventually discovered Andrew and others.

[@patch1er]

Finally Andrews identical twin is on the pod ❤

[@samuelafewerki291]

56:21 Nicks’ appearance was everything I thought it would be and more! lmao 😂

[@jamesonmagnus]

Please do the podcast! I love Nick and your banter.

[@jchao007]

Matteo is awesome!! This is gonna be a good pod

[@michaelholmes2427]

Schultz looks like a cross between G-Eazy & Hitler.

[@SaneKoi13]

And I love how Matteo has a homebase for his comedy, I really wanna go the comedy show there.

[@ZhenYaoYin]

24:00 That transition from talking about hair transplants straight into an ad for Keeps 🔥😂

[@jonnyh5858]

Schultz code switching to flaming queen is so adorable

[@carlosd8870]

Usually don’t comment but I love it when Matteo is on 😂 always dope to see him

[@EchanteDante]

Andrew was asking Matteo if and Rodrigo are open for a reason lmfao 🤣

[@twodeepmatt]

Matteo is a national treasure.

[@F3ND1]

Matteo Italia didn’t colonize any country but they occupied my home Country of Eritrea for quite a while and it’s considered to be a lil Italy by many around around the world. A lot of Italian influence when it comes to the architecture, food, language and even cafes.

[@pillarofdawn]

I will be forever indebted to Matteo for introducing me to the Tyra Banks homelessness video. I laughed until I was gasping for air. Masterpiece of tone deafness

[@jayymorris5285]

That video is a cultural experience lol

[@rheajewan8705]

I love when Matteo does an episode with them

[@Deadsteel]

Andrew is rocking that Kim-jun- un hair style

[@mannymengs]

Matteo is too great, get him back on again asap

[@shay0912]

A Kodak & Matteo song would be WILD💀 Love when Matteo comes to visit; hope y'all do a show with Matteo & Bob. Matteo I'll be coming to see you in Denver. Thanks for the content boys 💚🏋🏾‍♀️

[@chriskirby5423]

FYI... Squat and Gobble was a restaurant in the Castro in SF, not a bar. The Lookout was the bar above the restaurant. And double FYI.. not all (most) gay relationships end up open. The ones that do just talk about it a lot lol. Married 19 years and still monogamous.

[@FPSJeremy]

6:24 I've always loved seeing Al respectfully laugh to himself lmfao

[@3ddrew691]

Flagrant, the famous Italian Glass blower you guys are thinking of is Angelo Rossi, from Venice. He was famous all over the world and last year closed up shop and retired in my hometown. We talked about Angelo on the weekend with my parents. According to my parents, He is a delightful man and many stories to tell. My parents are good friends with his daughter and husband, with whom he lives with since retirement. My girlfriends father and family are from Conegliano in Italy as well. We will be meeting Angelo this summer. What a legend you guys are talking about him today as well. Absolutely amazing podcast.

[@ramsenn2680]

The hair plug convo to the keeps commercial transition was well planned.

[@kari8187]

I was just laughing myself hoarse last night at his special!! Matteo is hella funny

[@dakotac180]

You can tell Andrew is friends with him this was just a conversation. I love Matteo. So much mustache on my screen right now 😂 the Mario and dressing like each other for Halloween comments are goofy.

[@skylarandrade9331]

Andrew said give me that Inglorious Basterds cut

[@dianallamas7135]

You both need to go on vacation and vlog it. It would be so epic.

[@THCMusicBlog]

"Alex is dressed like a dad in the 80's who hasn't come out yet" - Matteo 👑💄

[@RaDicAL808]

Mateo was not exaggerating about that Nick guy’s voice. 🤣

[@sarahteter6310]

Matteo smiling during the ice cream/gelato back and forth at the end like he's watching Bob call Monet out.

[@skundo_p]

Andrews haircut is kinda wild today

[@CrowleyA]

Nick is trained opera singer?!?!?!?!? O Ma Gad !!!

[@Augmen]

Another Matteo episode. Ik it's gonna be good. LFG!!

[@zacherius137]

Schultzy is looking more and more German 40-45 with that hairdo yo 😅

[@andreaco2010]

About Italian food rules: I Appreciate your effort to understand things that seem strange to you. I can explain you. The “rules” in Italian cooking aren’t arbitrary-they’re rooted in tradition and experience. Every pairing and combination has been refined over centuries to highlight flavours and make the best use of local ingredients. For example, the “no cheese with fish” rule isn’t a law, but a practical guideline: cheese tends to overpower the delicate taste of fish. In Italy, food is as much a part of cultural identity as art or language. Each dish tells a story and is tied to a specific region or history. Changing recipes without understanding their context is seen as a loss of authenticity-like altering a famous painting. Even in the U.S., there are unspoken food rules. For instance, people don’t put ketchup on a steak, and pumpkin is usually reserved for fall recipes. Italian “rules” are similar but stem from a longer, deeply rooted culinary tradition. Think of it like following a recipe for a classic cocktail. If you randomly swap or add ingredients, it’s no longer the same drink. Italian cooking rules don’t limit creativity-they ensure that the result is excellent. Italian cuisine prioritizes the quality of ingredients over heavy sauces or complex techniques. The “rules” are there to respect and elevate the natural flavors of those ingredients. 😉😉

[@Andrew-bu8io]

Matteo is one of the best new comics out there

[@GLUTENX]

andrew blend that fade man cmon lmao

[@tapiocamango]

Matteo is what Andrew's fade should've been. When he got his haircut, he was probably like, "Yooo this is fire and different", instead of saying "fix this".

[@SA-ey6nt]

Differently different. Kind of old school Australian painter style from the past century

[@buttahp]

I need to like this 500 times

[@johnindigo5477]

​@@SA-ey6ntyup famous Australian painter

[@frederickseltzerjr2170]

You guys frigging ROCK!!! Matteo & Andrew you could tell they have a great bromance. I think it's funny that Andrew's mustache is humungous!!! They should do a "Mario & Luigi" skit ... The "package" reply to the UPS guy yelling "muscles" is why Andrew is one of the best comedians out there now!

[@ryanveloz8174]

Perfect add placement for keeps shit was smooth asf😭