Ep 181: Campari Soda

[@davidpeltier7322]

Mark’s episode on Harland was a good watch.

[@_Dark222Angel_]

I had to watch it in parts 😂

[@Downs-Indroam]

I love both of those guys 😊

[@Voo504Doo]

very good its one i will rewatch in the future, lol. was alot of quick quips..is quips a word?

[@jimsonjohnson3761]

Harland seemed really 'himself' it was very good.

[@norab7432]

I thoroughly enjoyed it too 😊

[@weirdalpopovich]

mark teaching sam to drive would actually be a great watch

[@TheJayLenoFly]

Sam nailed it, Jerry is just being himself, and altho he is not my cup of tea, i cant help but respect the hell out of him for standing his ground and holding his opinions unshakeably

[@Xplora213]

Ehhhhhhhehhhhhhhh 💥 got him!

[@nickcolando9974]

Cup of jizz, my friend

[@PrincessBalamb]

Thank goodness they brought back the original opening jingle!

[@bsykesbeats]

What do u mean? They didn't

[@TheCrazyeyeskillah]

“The Cigar Store Indian” is my favorite episode in the series. Probably the best written sitcom episode ever. There’s no way that would be allowed to air today.

[@mrscramer21]

Thank god

[@danielgwillym9339]

I know, thank you woke cunts!!

[@TheDJOblivion]

Seinfeld was complete trash, just the 90s version of big bang, or how I fked your mother. It's all the same mass programming garbage. It's funny in the same way McDonald's is food.

[@jessebremner5209]

It's a classic but not in my top 10

[@TheCrazyeyeskillah]

@@jessebremner5209 what’s in your top 10? Just curious what season’s you choose from.

[@gregoryg8301]

i love watching them develop a premise.. comedy!

[@AxeMan808]

"That's STREET ball, right there!" chuckles to self, cause it wasn't even about y'all. I KNOW THAT DUDE!

[@joebelow9700]

Dude, that chase scene in The French Connection is so badass...

[@superdupdun]

‘Nuance is the enemy.’ The Realest line ever spoken.

[@MsBritanie73]

"Peep Show ". BRILLIANT! "The Inbetweeners". 😂😂😂

[@psychicpants8856]

Arrested development is soooooo underrated. Top tier comedy show maybe top5

[@18Callahan]

The way these guys don’t mention how bad Tom & Bert did on the Tom Brady roast speaks volumes. Patrice wouldn’t let those two rich guys from 2B1C get away with that BS. Bert’s got everybody on his payroll at this point.

[@WeMightBeDrunkPod]

In case it matters this episode was recorded before the roast aired.

[@milesbolton734]

@@WeMightBeDrunkPod Tony Hinchcliffe got em good tho on 2 bears

[@traviscoates6878]

That's low hanging fruit bro. Hack

[@anthonybonilla42]

Love ya boys - thanks for the holiday episode!!!!

[@zpiral112358]

you guys didn't mention always sunny which is still pushing the envelope as THE longest-running sitcom of all time

[@zpiral112358]

and there's a video of rob mcelhenney decrying ppl complaining about this very thing, calling them hacks

[@zpiral112358]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m6SWYpSjbrBgi68si=9V-nKAL0knkOnH5G starts around 2:30

[@fahlmantrevorify]

I LOVE that you guys put the pod out on Sundays because no one else does! Y’all hit prime time spot for sure

[@Nevernowaynope]

Check out the ARE YOU GARBAGE pod, every Wed and Sunday. They're guests on WMBD's episodes #118 & #166, check them out 😁

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

Always love getting some Mark Normand! Cannot wait to see you in November!

[@GymAndSun]

Very classy bros. I have gone with the classic creation, “Blueberry Truly”

[@meredith12438]

It was fun to see Sam on the celebrity collage for the Knicks. He was dead center too

[@Nevernowaynope]

The O.G. combo, Sam & Mark, is my most favorite - since episode 1, baby! A Sunday Institution ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@Tincanbanana3030]

I consider the og combo Normand and list

[@Nevernowaynope]

@@Tincanbanana3030 I'm referring to no guest

[@johnmondragon8805]

@@Nevernowaynopethey have a podcast that started before this one.

[@Nevernowaynope]

@@johnmondragon8805 totally aware, has nothing to do with my comment

[@lostwsbf]

​@Nevernowaynope it has everything to do with your comment. Sam and Mark have nothing to do with "og" dude. They are the og of nothing. It's mark and Joe

[@zaragloade340]

Mark to answer your question about if squaw is offensive to native women, the answer is yes. But hearing it from your sweet lips is wildly acceptable.

[@chrisnugent8822]

Love that the guys appreciate Comedy off Broadway in Lexington, Ky! I had bodega cat seeing Geoffrey Asmus there a few weeks back.

[@chaddavis1044]

I absolutely love u guys r still putting shit out on a holiday weekend

[@UltimoJamo]

as a Pennsylvanian I can confirm Shane Gillis’s consumption of alcohol and nicotine is average behavior of a Pennsylvanian man

[@Lb37253]

From Pittsburgh a beer drinker I agree haha

[@JP-dx8xt]

Makes for a beautiful Sunday evening!

[@RGEF1006]

Buttercup is the name of the horse cop in Half Baked. Shoutout to Dave and Neal.

[@traviscoates6878]

Butternuts

[@KevinC1990]

Hey hey folks! Drunk again! Queef it up!!

[@Blade70]

Yay. No guest.

[@lawrencegarza9624]

You mean no nikki 🤣 skipped that one

[@draftpick8996]

We love no guests!!!

[@Xplora213]

@@lawrencegarza9624it was a good one! Although I think I liked the cringe of the Al Franken episode too.

[@DRAGONUTZ-84]

Boys bounce off each other so well. Bro's 4 life

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

I'm here to see if Mark talks about the special audience member that wouldn't stop raising his hand and Mark roasted him. Edit:This episode might have been recorded before that.

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

What did he say

[@Woozlewuzzleable]

@@JimNortonsAlcoholism I can't say.

[@Downs-Indroam]

​@@JimNortonsAlcoholism Hello my friend 🧡

[@brianbjur4796]

Do you always comment on videos before watching them?

[@karlw2798]

😂😂😂😂

[@belikechi]

Can’t wait until you come to Seattle, Mark 🙌👏🙏

[@Recoveringdadpodcast]

Do you ever worry that when you talk bits or think of good bits on the pod do you worry someone will take the premise and start doing the bit themselves? Bit talk and new jokes and workin em out is my fav part of the show.

[@Xplora213]

There is nothing to steal, plus they are bigger than anyone would steal it PLUS It’s all recorded. Very little sadder than stealing a half cooked ideas from someone that was giving the idea away for free. And I think comedians know it.

[@natasiakirchberger7946]

Nice uniforms!

[@natasiakirchberger7946]

We might be drunk bartenders.

[@Guna89420]

Got the ole black manz stamp of approval. I learned not to do shit like trip or push ppl when they go up because that can fuck them up good. Glad to hear buddy got a ball to the sac as karma lmao. Also, gotta agree with Mark. I love a thigh!

[@colts871821]

The fact yall put the pacers/Knicks score up lmao 🤣 fire. Yall beat my sixers 😢

[@cloudbloom]

The big headphones are for great sound quality, the fact that they block out noise is just a bonus

[@jamk2668]

It's also better for preventing any hearing loss. Also, not all of us live in New York where you can potentially encounter a crazy person or some big event on nearly every block. I live in a city that has great public transit but isn't chaotic thankfully.

[@9xqspx6]

Yeah, wear them at home. Some retards are wearing them while riding the bicycle...

[@GreetingsFromSpace]

Shane's new show doesn't shy away from 'offensive' humor. It's refreshing.

[@jibba1681]

More old episodes! We love these😢

[@calvinhazen7310]

“Honey, we never talk anymore…” “FINISH HIM!!”

[@jackb4344]

Love the movie recks and the new drinks you guys try, and I don’t drink

[@AxeMan808]

Mark's realization moment at "Comedians in Cars..."

[@taplikechicken7645]

Opening piano is Daniel Cormier getting caught taking the last cookies from the cookie jar.

[@himoragenma6416]

DC's a cookie CROOK??? 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@PDXdevil]

18:29 Ouch. Not even a Knicks fan but that stung.

[@ajh21313]

"Cigarette gummies'... When you're craving for the lit cigarette smolderiing in an ashtray taste... try "Cigarette Gummies"

[@XjoeyO]

Mark, for your gaming bit, you can say after a while you need an update (since games are all downloadable now you randomly have to update it)

[@jameshokanson2451]

We’re buzzing gentlemen

[@cmore2122]

Mark, Sam, Joe and Harland walk into a bar…

[@user-sm9ur1lw4l]

Don't worry guys. I already created a gif telling Jerry that if he really loves comedy to make an appearance on the we might be drunk podcast to talk comedy with Mark Normand and Sam Morril. I don't think he took the hint or even looked at my imgflip joke which wasn't a joke it was me saying what I just wrote based on his Jimmy Fallon appearance. I will recreate it and wait to see what happens.

[@victormingus4469]

The best cast so far thanks homies…

[@spytown77]

Hey hey .. im drunk! 🍸

[@youtube.commentator]

WAY TO GO!!!!

[@rockytartaros6403]

Seinfeld glazing in full progress....their lips are really frosted 😂😂😂😂

[@mikelopez6810]

I need that might be drunk bottle opener in the merch

[@user-ow1sw4mw5x]

If I'm doing crap alcohol go....... mango whiteclaw!!!

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

white claws are dangerous they are so good you cant even taste the booze

[@JohnSmith-fv9vx]

yall got me nostalgic citing all these good ol' TV shows, 1 came to mind I'm not sure is that well known in yall circles is "Father Ted" 1995-98 a must watch really

[@JDVmusicSound]

There is a very wholesome and authentic feeling in this episode. You can tell that these 2 are grateful for succeeding together and they genuienly do love each other … but know that would be too gay to say.

[@ryanfox3337]

Minority Report was Philip K. Dick. Awesome book and movie!

[@himoragenma6416]

PKD.... one of the BEST to do it, you know ACID!!! 😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@jeffanderson3139]

After the neverending jacket lecture starts, just nod smile and put on headphones. (There's no music necessary) Thumbs up 👍

[@darthpunk5455]

Love you blokes, from Adelaide, Asutralia.

[@jamesmcconnell1015]

Actually have the regular/non sound Manta sleep mask.. works really well to completely black out all light.. and it’s comfortable.. great podcast guys

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

58:03 HERES A TAG MARK ; eventually its gunna need somthing that plugs in to keep playing with it. vibration is usually a non-negotiable feature. i cant let you play with me right now; my uterus is auto-updating.

[@patrickmcguire7929]

Only 30 min. in & I know Normand doesn't like to hear this, (peeve) I LUV ya guys‼You always bring it, guests or not💪🏻✊🏻

[@dxzxax8772]

Unreal with Jerry Seinfeld name dropping you guys! That's big time, boys! I can see how touched you two are. What a cool thing. Jerry still knows comedy.

[@rafes8206]

Yeah Jerry won by having the shittiest movie of the year

[@cjthrill]

Hey, boys!

[@genghis26]

The French Connection chase scene is, hands down, the best car chase in cinema history. Cheers to my Corsican friends! Campari tastes like armpit, btw.

[@ryanvincenec3511]

I'm glad you guys are extolling the virtues of the Almighty Wegmans. Upstater here and Wegmans is the hub of the community

[@ronitroy5831]

Watching from india as always. Comedy! Love you fellas

[@morticianjosh7116]

You guys GOTTA get Dana Gould on the show as Dr.Z having drinks!!!! That would be GOLD!

[@KenBarrChannel]

You guys are right about the documentaries. I once heard this one from Conan O'Brien too. He said that at the end of the day, right before sleeping, he likes to watch World War II documentaries. I think dark documentaries are a good background to stupid stuff, just like white paper to black ink.

[@trevormason9722]

First time watching while drunk

[@goldrush49]

Knicks definitely not cooking 😂😂😂

[@lh485208]

Love to see Jerry on. Congrats on the shoutout btw

[@joeg2258]

Hahahahha. SAMS STORY THO---you boys keep up the good work. Love this pod

[@shaneboswell9872]

Man I love to e theme song still! In my head all the time. Promote this band / guy!

[@adrodelpedro]

For the video game bit there were also magazines you could scour for tips and tricks ie Playboy/ Nintendo Power 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@joakimkissmule175]

Phoning it in

[@mattq.5597]

So no Tim Dillon call out on the shop teacher with the giant fake cans? Wow.

[@FEENTHEMUSIC]

I like the blow on it, and maybe something about going n playing with your joystick 🕹

[@sidlordoftheflames7318]

Same reasons we love bad Santa

[@tomrogers7782]

Don't apologize for grocery store talk. I love me some Wegmans. I pass at least three other grocery stores to get to mine. 😁

[@PhoMiSideWays]

32-minute mark. When I sleep, I use brown noise sometimes for the whole night, but I use a few nights of pink noise before I use brown noise and it makes me like see patterns just before I wake up for a night.

[@p3rpNZ]

is brown noise just a lot of farting?

[@himoragenma6416]

​@@p3rpNZNah it's crowd sounds at an inner city movie theater!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

[@PhoMiSideWays]

@@p3rpNZ It actually makes you dream of chicken tikka masala

[@YardPrep00]

Squaw is big time offensive haha. Shout out Brocket 99 for some classic native parody

[@mcpozzm6321]

It's midafternoon, and the bar is empty except for the bartender and an old Indian sitting at the end of the bar. A large cockroach begins to walk the length of the bar. The Indian points to it: "Bug!" Bartender: "Squash it!" Indian: "NO! Bug!"

[@hrs9018]

Idk always sunny is probably the edgiest sitcom ever and it's still going

[@thomasmorrison870]

Absolutely loved this episode!

[@maxg6040]

Bankteller with a ski mask is funny ngl

[@chaddavis1044]

I’m aware it was pre recorded but still great

[@colts871821]

I worked on f18 super hornets. Foam ear things work I promise you lol 😆

[@tyylit]

the pharmacy thing. some addicts usually study to work in there since they are interested in chemicals and drugs.

[@sethschaefer5623]

"when the uh, prophecy...fulfils itself."

[@doc7434]

You can't give Jerry Seinfeld credit for 'The Contest' when Larry David is the one who wrote it. As much as you'd like to give the guy credit, nothing he's done outside of Seinfeld (aka Larry David's writing) has been even close to edgy or non-vanilla. That said, I don't really think it's necessary, that's who he is and it obviously works for him.

[@Xplora213]

They are working together. I suspect Larry didn’t bring in his homework and present it for reading.

[@theirishman84]

Horseradish mustard is the best on a salami and provolone sandwich.

[@Matchoo13]

Bodega Cat Campari clone would be fire

[@endomusia9410]

The unofficial slogan of Uber is, "Uber, cheaper than a DUI."

[@danielgwillym9339]

What about this for Uber, you're there waiting and looking for your uber keeping a real eye on car, licence, is it mine etc and then the ambulance is like well you don't care who's picking you up when you're dying.

[@morticianjosh7116]

Also Dr.Z just dropped an interview with Orson Welles!! Get him on you drunks!!!!

[@tokismoky7557]

I liked frosted it wasnt really that bad

[@yin_renaissance]

sams on fire

[@JamesAnheuser]

“The ambulance looks like he saved the day while the Uber driver looks like a terrorist, but he’s the real hero”

[@markduffy6776]

Sam, get the new 2nd gen AirPods Pro. They have transparent mode and you can hear your surroundings so well, you forget you have them in. Noise canceling on them is good too.

[@jodijoy8906]

💛🖤💛Missing 🥹WINNIE 💛🖤💛

[@Wonkzzilla]

Vodka, Cranberry Juice, & Dr. Pepper.

[@inzhu7667]

Come to Kazakhstan!

[@himoragenma6416]

Astana has glass pyramids!!!👍

[@MallRatsXoXo]

This episode was 10x better because Salacuse wasn't in it