Ep 194: Dr. Phil & Santo Tequila (Adam Ray)

[@KoupeDeVille716]

Dude Adam ripping one liners as Sam’s trying to read dates is hilarious!

[@LiterateDuck]

Sam is truly the most NY guy ever- he’s made it as a full time comedian & podcaster yet he somehow has no in-unit washer & dryer. 😂

[@GatsbyMyself]

Against almost all of co-op and condo rules.

[@pebblesshado]

And he doesn't drive 😅

[@FrowningFathers]

And he’s voting for Kamala!

[@jordanbolm8517]

​@@FrowningFathersprobably smh

[@GLo1991]

Hating RFK is an odd one too. He seems exhausting cause he picked up a snake 😂 ok Sam

[@deeds1463]

the real dr. phil must be stoked on all the free marketing his book is getting haha

[@xZeho]

Ain’t nobody reading that book 💀

[@treefiddytwoo]

@@xZehonot with that attitude

[@Couchpacino]

I really wish someone would print a version with all the titles Adam had made up at his shows this year

[@vanbacon2940]

@@Couchpacinoyou could do it

[@joe_the_guy_]

I've heard he gave Adam permission to play him as long as he promotes the book. Which Adam then masterfully turned into a whole other bit he can do about it

[@justin.n.currie]

We might be right back.

[@P.dripps92]

Ayyy 😂

[@jasminecurry5732]

Brilliant 😂

[@lordfordification]

Actually, we'll keep it drunk.

[@Vorenus875]

COMEDY!

[@Thin.disguise]

We might be a little 'gay'

[@jonathanlamb3379]

Bro really said "I'm not going to be slot shamed" 😂 absolute gold

[@thenamelessone123]

So quick as well

[@cardindex5657]

@@thenamelessone123I think he set him up for that one lol. They knew.

[@thomasenglish1172]

He eats a Mac n cheese portable before every pod. I respect it

[@IAMINF4MOUS]

Gives him that boost

[@roshhashanah4405]

It’s doesn’t exist but he made a big joke on Two Bears one cave about portable soup needing to innovate to Mac and cheese lol.

[@shanesuski4573]

@@roshhashanah4405what doesn’t exist? Portable soup was a huge project for Campbell’s during my adolescence.

[@volusiasorange]

@@roshhashanah4405 can i talk to you for a second

[@roshhashanah4405]

@@shanesuski4573 yes dude but Mac and Cheese isn’t soup. I don’t think there’s drinkable Mac. That was the joke on Two Bears One Cave.

[@daltonoHive]

“Everybody has got a little downs in them” That Downy Jr impression by Adam Ray was top notch. This guy is an unlimited bag of impressions and I love it.

[@tylertheman1991]

Him plugging the real Dr Phil's book is comedy gold lol 😂😂

[@Xxballin17xX]

We need dr phil on a permanent press run love seeing him on so many pods! He just takes tf over 😂

[@markgarcia7146]

Dr. Phil "I'll take a big fuckin cube with my tequila." Sam fills a glass with crushed ice. 😂😂😂

[@BookerT69]

Not funny

[@guitargentmick-tv8424]

Adam Ray is a helluva entertainer

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

He is among the worst

[@thenamelessone123]

@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss Good one, you should be a comedian

[@markbalentine-w6d]

@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss your user name says it all if he was among the worst then how come i ain't seeing you on the screen?

[@JP-tt8gn]

​@@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAsswho pissed in your Cheerios?

[@reinhard4207]

Yeah he is, it was nice of Dr Phil to shout him out so many times during this ep

[@Nater187]

Good to see Mark has physically recovered from his hangover last week 😂

[@amarbirkumar]

A little hungover, a little gay.

[@sethie_shots]

@@amarbirkumarcomedy

[@kevinmccombs3201]

Adam\Dr Phil has taken over! He's got the character so dialed I can't stop watching it. His ep of 2 bears is crazy. Only time in the history of🌍 where Bert can't get a word in 🤣

[@Halfbreedmofo]

Probably why it’s a good episode

[@thegnosticalien]

“Can you look it up for me jamie?”

[@salacuse]

ripped me to my core

[@Addhandletokontinue]

Jmoooooeeeeeeee

[@ghost3918]

Fucking DED

[@cindyyy1191]

😂

[@Pullitupjame0]

Pods starts at 0:06.

[@williamjohnson9158]

thx

[@itsferngully55]

You're the best❤

[@Ali.sFlacko]

Life saver ❤

[@coreywolfe4386]

Bruh

[@Aleaufilms]

Ty king

[@jdmathys1]

That RDJ was ON POINT LMFAO

[@joe32623yr]

Favorite color? Not black. Favorite bear? Not black😂

[@Dave004]

Great match up! Dr. Phil is my favourite new youtube rabbit hole and added to my weekly We Might Be Drunk ritual watch is just a masterpiece.

[@brantleyhester6641]

This is the best Dr. Phil pod yet. Don't know how he'll top this one. The last We Might Be Drunk was kinda hard to get through, so thanks for bringing the heat with this one y'all!

[@ramkorndef]

Aahhh come on. The Nikki n Jim was fun.

[@cougheeboyb]

Weird. I’ve watched every episode except the last one …

[@Halfbreedmofo]

It was definitely a different vibe but way more funny than a Glassman pod

[@danielm9526]

A lot of this guys jokes going over peoples heads he’s hilarious, Sam and mark cracking up at everything shows how genuinely funny he is.

[@luissuarez8650]

“ God damn. That’s the last time I wanna look at at Michael Douglas.”

[@cindyo6298]

She walked so hawk tuah can spit is great

[@nicholasvallas9802]

No. No it’s not. Already outdated. Much like every other reference adam uses.

[@themonomaniac7507]

@@nicholasvallas9802you realize this was most likely recorded weeks/months ago, right?

[@ToneWoN]

​@@nicholasvallas9802Who's the real loser here? Adam? Or the guy who doesn't like Adam but still spends his time talking about him online even though that does nothing but help Adam 😂 you're a broke bum and nobody knows or like you.

[@varuntheestallion]

@@nicholasvallas9802 Adam didn't even say it Mark did you dunce

[@tylerlee7711]

I love that Mark had two separate “not black” responses

[@Jimfly30]

The average Hall of Fame baseball player collected 2,411 hits over their career. Rose hit 4,256.

[@jaysmith172]

Rose and bonds should be in the hof

[@Hugh_Junet]

Left the chronicles of Jason Oakerson to see what these queebs had to say to dr Phil. “We’ll be right back. No, we’re gonna keep it right here.”

[@deannad9105]

Me too. Now Monday is going to be depressing. I should have saved one for tomorrow😢😂

[@culturedvulturemedia]

@@deannad9105I saved this one and fell asleep listening to the chronicles of Jason. I fucking love the tear that New York comedy is on right now

[@MiceHendrickson]

“I’m not gonna slot shame”

[@SS-wr7ik]

lmao adam ray kept bringing up vertical horizon…dude pulls the most obscure 90s references

[@tharsis4340]

Dude, the Dorito joke of the night was one of the funniest things I've ever heard off the cuff.

[@thisisspartacus]

1:22:00 Sam being so offended at someone handling a small snake in their garden is such a New Yorker mentality lol

[@Anthus42069]

City hick

[@therivergiveth]

Thinking the same thing. His mind is blown by the thought of someone enjoying the outdoors and/or enjoying wild game meat. So out of touch.

[@klekster12]

Sam is such a pussy

[@coffeeabuse]

Mark: "It's resting on there like a canary!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lo-fi_Skies]

They might be drunk, but I'm definitely High 😤✨

[@MarilynJ.]

Same 🚀

[@NWilliams93]

high as sheeeeittt on LSD!

[@ChrisDarakjian]

Amen

[@youcancallmechachi7962]

Brother 👉👌

[@parkerstyers4812]

Mmmkaay

[@ToneWoN]

Mark is just on a totally different plane of existence than everybody else. It's so amazing to watch. He has a pun or joke for everything. Best comedian out imo

[@trippyyoke]

I get so pumped when i see phil on a pod. I always know for the next hour or so im about to have a silly goose time.

[@RonBurgundy-iw1xl]

What's your menstrual cycle tracking app?

[@drinkmorecocacola]

Do you? I’m irritated that he became a thing since I consider Adam ray a faux comedian. And since he gets views he gets put on. Comedians and their characters suck. Nick kroll, Jim Norton, yannis papas all their shit sucks in comparison to their actual comedy.

[@kennethcadesharp]

Yes indeed!

[@ThomasOrtega-di4ex]

He talks & rambles too much & isn’t that funny

[@djphoenixproductions]

​@@ThomasOrtega-di4ex retarded take 🤣

[@MrGMT1992]

I know we live in a wasteland in Minnesota and the Dakotas.. but as someone who lives here and makes a point to drive to all of those shows. It's much, much appreciated. The fargo theater would be the perfect venue.

[@sally2shoes]

“I’m from Tulsa, have you ever been there?” “NO! Thankfully!….. but I am performing there in a month”… 🤦‍♀️

[@IAm010110]

Mark pumping his legs in and out and master baiting without hands for an hour and 50 min. I’m in💪 COMEDY

[@davidperez5089]

Time? 😂

[@maccalhoun4764]

Good ole anxiety 🤙 I love that feeling

[@UpriseMusic]

He’s clearly a walking panic attack, behind the thin veneer.

[@chadheydt8221]

😂😂😂

[@tsedubgyatso]

He’s hungover AF

[@UvaTunes]

“We’ll be right black” lol should’ve followed that up with “we’ll keep it white here”

[@GreetingsFromSpace]

I almost escaped Vegas with $20 still in my pocket, until I discovered the airport slot machine :D

[@1Deep43VA]

I love that little dog. It’s really why I watch

[@karelprucha5465]

"That's the same site Sam buys his Cracklin' Oatbran" loool whole pod is gold

[@markelcj]

90's did fcukin rock, man

[@beenzh3624]

Dr. Phil is killing all the podcasts as a guest rn!!! Good stuff. "We'll be right back"

[@dozierstadium]

Pete Rose was nearly a god in my family growing up near Cincinnati, pre-gambling days. Still from baseball perspective, few players played every moment like he did.

[@mbc9290]

That Robert Downey Jr. impression was killer 👍!

[@jimdopico1824]

I can’t get enough of Adam Ray doing Dr Phil lol he’s been better and better every time I see him 👏🙌🔥

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

I can like is Dr Phil still a thing its 2024 lol i rather just adam ray himself

[@mico6155]

@@stevenkoudanis5238 L take

[@shijo222]

I cannot wait to see Dr Phil live in October

[@SingleMaltBuckeye]

Adam Wray is funny and really good at his impressions.

[@NWilliams93]

watch Dr Phil on are you garbage, he fucking killed. fully improvised and amazing.

[@JA-dm3qo]

Mark is so tight with money that the idea of cracking open a sealed bottle of Bodega Cat kills him. 1:38:40 Dr. Phil picks up on it and finally says, "Well how about a diet Dr Pepper".

[@IHJello]

Dr Phil came as a guest but stayed a the interviewer

[@seanfarrellsullivanhasemotions]

We might be super high... stay still Mark. Imagine being some pilot who hits it big while waiting for your plane to come through and you just walk away. Adam shouldnbe signed to a serious acting label. He's incredible.

[@brandonlee7003]

People who hate on Adam ray hate comedy

[@weepingwillows1360]

He's growing on me more and more. Just discovered him recently on KillTony. His Dr.Phil and Biden are da best 😂

[@Liam-i1j4p]

He's hilarious, even better with riffing and making a joke out of a joke that didn't land. That's a comedian ❤

[@elizabethmahoney83]

I guess I hate comedy 😂 this is so tired.

[@Liam-i1j4p]

@@elizabethmahoney83 It's all subjective but in my opinion someone who can riff on the spot is a true comedian. Where are you with Casey Rocket??

[@elizabethmahoney83]

@user-qy6xs9sx5v I dig him as a person because of the william montgomery show. I don't always love his minutes. I'd see him live though.

[@yaxray]

Every time I think the dr Phil impression will get old…. I just keep laughing 😂

[@benDOVER_1988]

We’ve got issues is highest selling book ever in history!

[@lilywhite5499]

Holy crap, what a great episode! Dr. Phil is f'n hilarious...

[@danielkanuszewski3823]

We’ll be right back….

[@muszr00m]

We'll keep it right here.

[@frightmikesart]

I don't like your attitude!

[@MScott-id6or]

You should try it sometime, don’t be a prude

[@budruski]

We're gonna keep it right here!

[@kennethcadesharp]

Take it easy player!

[@joseinama8841]

Knowing Mark is hung over here and the story behind it makes this episode even better lolol

[@Wqpoi-g5j]

Didn’t realise Bond villains are now NYC based baseball fans

[@OutofPocketCinema]

37:01 That Willow/Madmartigan reference made the pod. Didn't know Doc was such a fan of beloved 80s classics👌

[@paulferranti8536]

It’s the best podcast because they are the best fellas.

[@oregonsnob31]

Right?! I can’t believe they don’t have more subs. Blows my mind

[@NWilliams93]

dont forget Winnie! shes like 150 in dog years and still kickin it

[@Zilla__man]

Here's to Adam for riffing for an hour at 200 mph😎🤘

[@robertedwards9861]

the real Doc must fully support this

[@BlooblooPea]

@@robertedwards9861 his hehah in steve-o's wild ride confirms

[@davidperez5089]

There is no real doc!!

[@steveclements5643]

D. Phil’s doing a lot. I hope that funny doesn’t go away for being out too much. Love d. Phil

[@rcnyoplait]

26:03 Dr. Phil

[@samicherif8796]

Sam can effortlessly do a perfect impression of dr phill

[@MikeHunt-ft4xn]

One year sober but i still might be drunk

[@monkeywang9972]

Good going👍👍

[@stephenholmgren405]

11 months sober here, thanks to Dr. Paul's book we've got issues

[@kobeheffner4801]

Tomorrow is my one year!

[@tucsontadolini3344]

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️💪💪 bug fucking deal man keep it up!! 🎉🥳🙏👍🤙

[@davidoistrash]

I got one week sober. It's been a bitch but ima keep going. I was on opiods for 4 years before I quit, and those withdrawals ain't SHIT compared to alcohol

[@yvonila]

Right now no one is as funny as "Dr. Phil"...thanks Adam Ray !

[@cloudbloom]

🎶 the weeeeeeeed's kickin in 🎶

[@crakhaed]

Love this quote. Do you remember which episode it came from?

[@JuztBillz]

@@crakhaedit’s one of the balcony series with Adam ray. I think there’s only 2

[@crakhaed]

@@JuztBillz thank you!

[@jwill294]

Mark pretending to be interested in this travel story just like the rest of us lol

[@davidperez5089]

I always ff thru alot of these anyway...

[@davidperez5089]

I always ff thru alot of these anyway...

[@5gibbz]

Mark: "good glasses" Phil: "Rick Glassmen?" Hah😂

[@DeepSweetSoulful]

I liked Adam Ray, but after he mentioned Charles Oakley, I Love Adam Ray. My favorite Raptor of all time. I got my Oakley Raptors Dino jersey autographed by the great Oakley himself at my 1st NBA game!

[@JayDubb3BCT]

Comedy, We'll be right back.

[@Patrick-jj5nh]

Felt that moment of Gary sitting in the back of the rental car going: "They took off." Damn.

[@cdasteez]

55:47 oh MAN this is classic

[@blairkelly727]

This was a great ep - Phil/Adam has great chemistry with you queefs (and the esteemed Winifred).

[@joeprints9176]

Sam, the true alcoholic- cheers that his uncle still drinks then says gambling is worse than drinking.

[@DillyBar_666]

You at least get something for your money every time with booze

[@evaninboots]

I was just listening to Tuesdays with Stories and knowing how hungover Mark was, I just have so much more respect for the work ethic! Lets go Mark I could never do that!

[@Todd_Gack]

Alright already!

[@ABLW013]

I love an episode with all my favorite people. ❤😂🎉

[@3PMusic.]

Winnie as Sam's arms rest lol 😂

[@BearWithoutHair]

Lets put Dr Phil back in the bag of tricks and start coming up with original jokes again

[@brianchacon6208]

Winnies figgin to call it a night!! She looks like she's on her 3rd bottle of Bodega cat!😂

[@chunkygaming8464]

I feel like she's gonna die during a pod and nobody will notice lmao

[@aliyeahnicole28]

I have been waiting for this episode for weeks🙌🏽

[@nosajj73]

We'll keep it right here!

[@sodapopinski64]

this is the best with some hot Dr. Phil live action. This episode does not disappoint!

[@alexb8878]

I'm convinced mark has never tried mcdonalds french fries. That's a universally liked fry.

[@allstopblue5717]

100%. I hate fast food, but those fries are undeniable

[@frickindaniel]

McDonalds fries taste like dog food

[@AmandaBurns14]

They're only good when they're fresh and HOT, if you wait 5 minutes they're cold as fuck and might as well throw them away, plus way too much salt. Not to mention, they never mold. Probably best to avoid McDonald's fries

[@NWilliams93]

hes in pretty good shape. i doubt hes had mcdonalds in a long time

[@djpearce277]

Adam Ray is really good. I loved this episode

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

We might be hosting again with poochie!

[@Dante22ns]

I’m from Reno and I’m dying from that bit 😂😂.

[@BPH55]

I’m saving this for my Monday morning at work. 💃

[@dantingreenwell115]

As someone from Louisville, Ky, the bourbon Sam is referring to is Jefferson’s Ocean, made by Jefferson’s Bourbon. Every bourbon they make is great, but that one in particular is distilled into barrels and placed on a barge to age at sea, giving it a smooth yet unique and distinct profile that puts you right at the beach regardless of where you are. Definitely try it if you can.

[@Ramboskates85]

We Might Be Right Back

[@BigCheekyPanther]

This ep ruled! Comedy legends! Sam's new special was killller!

[@CraigSmith-qq3sr]

I look and feel like Winnie, it's been a long day 😪 Feelin better now,thanks guys😊

[@smokingterps2363]

Amazing pod, im always gonna be back for some Dr. Phil with the boys.

[@djkinard2625]

We are DRUNK 🎉

[@purebloodedamericanjesusguy]

I'm high

[@guybehindtheguy.]

Therapy!

[@AfterTheHuddle]

The clips of sam on morning shows is great😂😂😂

[@tyzilla358]

Hey, KZbin. Chill the fuck out with the ads. Holy fucking shit dude

[@bossamerica]

Waiting & anticipating Nov 2024 at Beacon Theater! Amazing podcast =0)

[@75PERCENTCOPPER]

We'll be right drunk

[@thedude1982]

I ain't as think as u drunk I am

[@stephenholmgren405]

We'll keep it right there

[@75PERCENTCOPPER]

🍻

[@marko1978st]

Watching Going Clear for the first time now. Thanks Mark

[@berettaMike1]

Pod starts at 26:05

[@FPSJeremy]

Legend

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

Doing the lords work