Ep.21: Calling 911 When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

[@a697ag]

I would imagine it's elderly people calling 911 for a TP run. A friend of mine works 911 dispatch and older people call for all kinds of things : milk, bread, etc. because they have no one to help them Check in on your old neighbors, boys and girls

[@marion957]

Yes I'm up at 6am watching your podcast because, ya know. That's life

[@nikkihorvath993]

Two Happy people hanging on a coach . Nice to creep on it it warms the heart! Thank for extending that fun intimateness with us strangers here.

[@hagan2096]

I straight up didn't know y'all had a podcast. I know what I'm bringing on Spotify when I get out of work.

[@Nefertems]

About milk: If you take Coconut Water (I like Zico) and add some heavy cream like you're creaming your coffee, you get something that tastes better than milk. It's got all the creamy milk notes, but it's like you've replaced the water in the milk with coconut water. Which is awesome. Straight up milk usually makes me feel sick, but this doesn't. It tastes better, and leaves nothing to be desired.

[@shadowspond3488]

Liam Howlett I just tried that and Oh My God, Its sooo good!!! Great Idea!!! Im only using that from now on.

[@stargirlwonders3035]

One of my favorite KZbin channels! I love !

[@luckducky130]

Seashells? Dude showers exist for a reason. And Kim I had the same reaction Matt saying Oregon for a minute 😂

[@Random42]

So happy to see M&K vlogging again. Keep spreading the joy!

[@Ayayron1998]

This is what is keeping me aliveeeeee

[@RustleXer]

YEAH MATT AND KIM!

[@JoeSnoe126]

The commonly ordered Strawberries and Cream frap from Starbucks is made from bugs (: Beetles for the red and sweet if I remember correctly (used to work there long ago)

[@BarretKruse]

Good to see ya guys!

[@jennifergoebel8333]

Drinking a glass of milk is hard unless it’s chocolate. I’m with you Matt.

[@DakotaAP]

Workin at the UPS, Listen to your podcast to and from, good times

[@sethkoch9251]

You call toilet paper busters that's who you going to call Kim

[@sethkoch9251]

Size matters Matt. LOL

[@victoriae.6264]

Oat milk gang! 😤 Honestly, closest thing to regular milk - especially oat milk creamer! You guys are missing out

[@NickHoltOz]

You are a lucky man Mr Johnson!

[@Squirt5004]

Thanks for all the amazing content that makes work slightly less crappy! Also totally with Kim on the losing days or weeks for each time you have sex. It would make it more special too cause you are taking a dangerous risk to be with someone. Would totally add to the emotional connection for me, like oh look I lost a day of my life to spend a few fun minutes with my partner.

[@sethkoch9251]

Back to everything being tight

[@Iz0mbeh]

Called out to work because of some minor bs but damn am I happy I did because now I get to watch this! Probably not the best thing to be writing when the unemployment rate is at almost 20%...feck it.

[@electricviolet1047]

When am I gonna find the Matt to my Kim lol

[@bertfechner417]

Just gotta find someone whose crazy matches yours, Matt and Kim def goals though.

[@Ashamanknight]

I just gotta believe that somewhere out there, there is at least one person who likes looking at balls.

[@kaleltheubermensch]

u 2 r so endearing! love u guys!

[@babyboyiii]

Fuck yesssss!!! "Oooooooooo Let's Go Let's Go Let's Go Let's Go.!!!!!🎶" (Only OGs know where that is from)

[@bertfechner417]

The Sex question kinda comes down to, y'know when people say something is better than sex, it's like how true is that? How much stuff would you rather spend time on than sex? Matt:I'd hire some guy.😂😂😂

[@buttcrack360]

Woah. Kim those biceps though. #prisontine-body

[@charlieb5358]

So I have a question for the next podcast...all the genital swapping questions got me curious....how do you guys feel about trans people?

[@sethkoch9251]

You can hire me for free, LOL

[@peanvtbvtta]

I found you because of Marcus Veltri

[@kthomas9641]

Cosmetically 'removing your balls' is castration :O

[@ITSZ0MBIE]

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