Ep 424 - Tick and Slug (feat. Robert Kelly)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/live Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go see bobby live robertkellylive.com/

[@ETHANR26]

They deleted the wiki page for soccor collapses/death. it was as soon as it started getting shared around xD

[@JayDizzle-hm9gg]

Guys, it's my understanding that #skipbayless is in #denver because he ran a story about Troy Aikmen being a closeted wildboy and was ran out of #dallas

[@bengibney5267]

Shannon sharpe being called the SS officer is one the funniest things I have ever heard

[@rdel2007]

Lmao worth a re listen too

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

@@rdel2007😅

[@xXGrimReapxrXx]

@@rdel2007😅😮

[@DannySullivanMusic]

i know! 1000% right!

[@slim710.]

Matt is a time traveling court jester who's trying his best to blend in to our society

[@gixch]

He’s one of my favorite humans

[@ericschinn]

Is he really just a human if he’s also a part of each of us??

[@kagrenac7962]

@@ericschinn yo that's deep whoady

[@RealBillyFanword]

Literally Stanczyk

[@nickman9996]

So easy to picture him with the jester hat doing a jig in a medieval court

[@lofttm969]

The fact that Matt knows Shannon Sharpe as a character in NFL Gameday 98 is so quintessentially shaman

[@BigShaneGillis]

Almost as quintessential as the thing most of us know Bobby Kelly from 😉

[@GymAndSun]

Skip was dope in Blitz 99

[@olsmellyknuckles9653]

@@BigShaneGillis I know him from that time he broke his leg

[@jimkelly7908]

“Hold my hand, man”

[@mikesullivan7153]

Facts

[@wafflejones]

"It's an alcoholic and a substitute teacher." is so fucking perfect

[@brandonbro9774]

Matt's reaction was hysterical.

[@treverfarted]

Sometimes I let a “wicki-wild” out in public places to check if any fellow dawgz are around. Nothing yet but I won’t give up.

[@CoolAdam247]

Usually you can find us at the Halal Food spot. 😎👍

[@mr-sj6kd]

Bustin out a dawg bark in public is a sick af , Imma use that bro thanks

[@ejdolo]

Podcast listeners don't go out in public places my guy

[@slidethedoss239]

That's the secret....we're always with you Dawg 🇺🇸🐶🇺🇸

[@ThomasRoiloup]

Truly the sign of a desperado.

[@GarfieldLasagna7]

Listened to this with my dad Jim while taking him to his cancer treatment. Jim’s a dawg. God bless you all.

[@DavidAbell26]

Praying for good news and great results for your beast of a dad in the future!

[@setco6536]

Good luck to the fellow dawg

[@jakemedeiros3929]

Jim’s gotta be a beast. We’re here for ya

[@jayacosta6519]

Hope all is well with your pops. God bless

[@DirtSpud]

Your pops is a dawg? Thats 2 legit 2 quit player

[@Doomsense]

Matt's working on that Andrew Jackson hair

[@liamleonard9120]

Tmp lad in the mssp circle

[@danielkeene3589]

Old Hickory visiting Brooklyn to witness the Trail of Queers. Huzzah!!

[@STSGuitar16]

I have honestly never seen a character quite like Matt fuckin McCusker. He’s fuckin insane man lmaooo

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Bald in the front, homeless in the back

[@poboy8490]

"And the manic depression, it comes and it goes..."

[@sergeantnuke]

Lmao Shane letting Bobby have his time to rant before dropping the girlfriend roast on him is top tier.

[@hamcracker9153]

565

[@SGSteeves]

"I do miss you"

[@DannySullivanMusic]

agreed! absolutely right!

[@jimkelly7908]

Matt calling the snowplow Thanos is top tier

[@ryanmiller775]

Had me fucking dying

[@patrick-k8k]

You're gay

[@alexcoyg3281]

😂😂😂i almost crashed

[@PrettyGoodShot]

I almost crashed my snow plow

[@STSGuitar16]

The shaman never misses bro

[@dakotasmith3563]

Calling Matt a substitute teacher is amazing

[@DannySullivanMusic]

agreed dude. entirely correct dude

[@janefkrbtt]

it's spot on.

[@Toreju7240]

The greatest podcast with the greatest listeners, the comments are only positive vibes

[@airsign1012]

hell yea dude

[@IndepenisDay]

Hell yeah brother

[@daviddavis1322]

Dawgs strong together

[@BBD42069]

Agreed. Been a bit since I check war mode comments and oof, talk about a cess pool. Billy, spud ❤

[@ts4gv]

yeah it’s crazy. Matt’s positive energy somehow keeps the bullying away. It’s beautiful in here

[@secretshorty]

Only podcast where I never skip the intro- love the cowboy bros huggin it out

[@Shaka_Garami]

Brokeback Shaman

[@teejay5157]

Facts cause they don't start with a 3 min ad read

[@houstongray618]

Ruff ridah, no you don't want nada

[@arttorres439]

Matt saying “I was watchin Club Shay Shay” is hilarious

[@spacewolfRIFF]

I don’t think so Skip. Look, I played with the guy Gameday 98, and obviously, you didn’t. Cause if you had, you’d know that Shay-Shay98’ ain’t no joke.

[@cassidyjankowski2673]

"If you unscramble the Moana swirl, it does form a swastika now that I think about it" is the funniest dad joke that didn't get a single reaction

[@ToniBoordane]

I laughed so hard at that

[@yogert96]

Bobby the Slug

[@blamayam]

Damn son, where'd ya find this?

[@d4nKm3rman]

@@blamayam lmfao beat me by 1 min First thing that came to my head

[@ricardom5699]

LISTEN TO THIS TRACK BlTCH

[@davidwills5365]

CANNON

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

For real?

[@tommyboi0]

I know for a fact Billy and Shane are in a very loving relationship. I'm happy for them

[@Bond-gz6vg]

Who’s the power bottom?

[@cooladam6670]

@@Bond-gz6vg They re-enact the scene from Requiem for a Dream.

[@kim-jong-poon]

@@cooladam6670 with japanese business men and everything?

[@Seane4521]

@@kim-jong-poondon’t you mean the Tokyo Partners?

[@kim-jong-poon]

@@Seane4521 I sure do

[@dillinghamerboy25]

1:12:50 Bobby finally realized the Brains behind the operation. Our Shaman is a great man. True Evil could never.

[@dangielfrauk8484]

Absolutely

[@benjaminwood6335]

This podcast is easily 5 times funnier than any other podcast I’ve listened to. Even the damn comment section is funnier over here 🤣

[@jeremiahnovember2617]

The dawgz gather here

[@l.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.l]

Welcome to the big time, yung supa star.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

You a supa gremlin now

[@josh-ll]

Its always a good time at the dawg pound

[@TheAverageSome1]

"A alcoholic and a substitute teacher" 😂😂

[@STSGuitar16]

Holy fuck I just realized how much of a substitute teacher Matt is lmaooooo that’s dead on man

[@JustTheFlecks]

“An” alcoholic… - Substitute Teacher

[@YouKnowMySteez]

I about choked on my spaghett' at the end when Bobby called Tommy lmaoooo

[@STSGuitar16]

Watch out son that sketti will get ya

[@MelissaAnn420]

“I’m so lucky good things just seem to happen to me” - me when the new podcast drops

[@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969]

Straight up hahahha

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

100%

[@BlastinRope]

Why are you pretending to be a girl on youtube of all places

[@PSPodcastTroy]

@@BlastinRope I was going to ask you why you're pretending to be the algorithm but then I realized this is technically an okay place to pretend being the algorithm.

[@Scoobay]

@@BlastinRopeshe’s not a girl, she’s a classy lady.

[@olivercheeseman8227]

‘how can she slap’ is deeply poetic

[@IndepenisDay]

W for the boys

[@nemsimic]

ill bust that quote out randomly once a quarter at least like some deep tic

[@VhectorDesignStudio]

This has to be the best episode these guys have ever done. If there's another one like this one, please give me the number of that episode to go watch it right now. Jeez, my belly hurts.

[@mikesayer]

Agreed. Instant classic!

[@funkdad8831]

Standing on the Gravitron

[@soma7581]

Episode 27 and 26 for me . But yeah this was great too

[@adamhoisington9761]

That episode that ran downstairs was better but all the evidence is gone

[@mandolorian162]

@FortyFirst Millennial coke magic is hilarious, the crusades is good, puppy girl was banging, and love in australia is a classic

[@debaser38]

Bobby is class. Comes in and just delivers. I've been listening to him since the o and a days and he rarely disappoints. Hope he can come back for a full ep at some point.

[@kornjimmy]

How blessed are we for the DAWGZ?

[@gmangriggs94]

I knew this was gonna be a banger when I saw the “HOW CAN SHE SLAP” video 😂

[@MrMartena56]

It’s time for my favourite show, Slug and Tick’s Secret Podcast

[@roddypiper7404]

I love Atmosphere!

[@ETHANR26]

@@roddypiper7404 damn, sorry bro, get better soon

[@ETHANR26]

alcoholic is def slug

[@ScottWhiteSr]

"You can't trick women"... "You can... but you shouldn't"

[@crunchycrails1436]

The return of Robert Kelly and Sean O’Malley. Sweet

[@FrostyJokerr]

Goddamn what a banger of an episode. Bobby Kelly rules.

[@thebubbclub]

I love when Bobby slips into Opie&Anthony/ The Cellar shit talking to both of their face and theyre like "woah" we need more bobby kelly

[@thebubbclub]

@FortyFirst Millennial yeah i have Google…. we need more Bobby Kelly on MSSP

[@naylik2562]

Yeah exactly, refreshing. I wish Colin was like that when he was on but now he's like a history teacher.

[@APAL880]

@@naylik2562 Colin can do it all. They brought him on to talk Vietnam War so it's on them.

[@naylik2562]

@@APAL880 Agree. I love these boyz but the history shit is gaaaaay

[@dereksmith6713]

“You basically have Mesothelioma at this point” Did anyone else catch that? Bahahaha

[@Rob-zk3le]

My dawgz, let us assemble one more time with Shaman Shane

[@candycouldntbesosweet]

Shall we? Cheers my friends

[@SOLDGREEN]

You misspelled Shitman!

[@cereal_thinker]

Blue Knight >>> Machine Elves

[@davidwills5365]

Shane’s bluecifer Hail Paimon

[@BlastinRope]

Matt is the shaman, shane is the make a wish kid

[@dillinghamerboy25]

5:44 Matt’s extent of football goes back to Gameday 98…Dawg

[@ThedeadlyOG]

I just watched that “how can she slap clip “ legit yesterday and thought, this would be hilarious on mssp. The lord is good !

[@SpencerDavis-xv6gx]

I like that Shane leaves his skoal can in front of Matt so he has plausible deniability when people point out that he's back on the sweet leaves.

[@owens7945]

The sweet leaves I like that

[@kenclarke5966]

the sweet leaves?

[@brandonmcclellan963]

The sweet leaves 😂😂😂

[@drummaboy303]

Matt with the throw away lines saying diarrhea is the alchemy blend that fuels the jokes of this podcast!

[@Fox369]

Shane's been enjoying the sweet treats.

[@Toreju7240]

Treats are sweet dude🤙

[@mikejones9702]

Matt and Shane on an early 2000’s O and A show would have been the greatest show of all time

[@richardandrade9418]

We appreciate these boys being consistent with their pod... the dawgs presh youz

[@leatheryfoot6354]

May the Dog in the sky bless us with a wonderful New Year.

[@dillinghamerboy25]

Our Dog is a Great Dog.

[@paulfroelich1024]

*Dawg. "Dog" = Sacrilege/Heresy.

[@leatheryfoot6354]

@@paulfroelich1024 Dog backwards is God = Ultimate Respect.

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@leatheryfoot6354 Victory is yours be blessed.

[@leatheryfoot6354]

@@paulfroelich1024 be blessed, brother. 🙏

[@GC_Rallo]

lol "when you say you're gonna call somebody, you fuckin call!" this is great shit

[@yerPickle]

RIP Ken Block, you will be missed.

[@Cheddar_96]

I finally became a real one and joined the patreon last week 😎after watching your podcasts for months on end matt and Shane have been some of the funniest podcasters up there with Theo von and Joey Diaz for me (among others)

[@dillinghamerboy25]

Tremendous. Onward.

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Caught an early prayer with the Shamon and Shane today, and Robert Kelly too? Fuck yeah. The dawgs are out strong today

[@andrewgillird676]

In stitches the whole time dawgs, this one was an all timer

[@immortanleo3868]

I also have public phone shyness like Shane, only now I know I’m not gay and alone. I have the Big Kahuna on my side

[@footbawlsamich]

Happy to see the boys all back together

[@fernandodelgado6730]

Best episode of the year! I need a full ep with baby Kelli

[@funnydonor9484]

Seeing Rogies in the intro reminds me of how much of a goon he is

[@colmgardner2689]

that last two to three minutes are actually golden. Spends 15 minutes telling the squad how mean they are and immediately decimates everyone in the room and bounces hahahah what a king, what a pod, what a life. Certified D.A.W.G. classic

[@rewi_the_kiwi]

Tick and Slug kill it again.

[@parkerunderwood8]

Bobby calling Matt a substitute teacher is hysterical

[@jtb0962]

Truly one of the best eps. God bless Tic and Slug.

[@P_steez]

No one on earth makes me more giddy than Matt

[@Breathe4you.]

Allah's #1 Shaman

[@airsign1012]

heard dat

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Ehhhh he throws a lot of shnide remarks I’m glad Bobby shit on him a little

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Ehhhh he throws a lot of shnide remarks I’m glad Bobby shit on him a little

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Ehhhh he throws a lot of shnide remarks I’m glad Bobby shit on him a little

[@funkfarmer7125]

"Yeah...your a mean person." Bobby had me rollin this episode.

[@Jarxia]

This one gonna get us out the hood

[@bryanbecker3763]

the timing of that siren in the background was perfect

[@fepuleai]

Our God is so great. Bless our sky daddy.

[@fepuleai]

Been waiting for this all week. Lesssgo

[@alexharker2602]

Bobby has an amazing vibe with Matt and Shane. That was wild.

[@johna-kd9mp]

“There’s no place for candy asses on the grid iron” RIP Vance 2018

[@Tooeneo]

The timing with the ambulance and Gardini's cigarette addiction was on point. Matt w/ the oxygen sfx too.

[@MrOfficialGamez]

The boys are on fire this cast. I’m only 30 minutes in and I’m rolling

[@luisnieves1844]

This is my favorite day. Love when the O&A OGs show up for the pod. Let's get Vos on here next please!

[@silverserpent42]

The way Matt said “listen up Shawn” at the start of the Lucy read 😂

[@kinuorthel8096]

Half a year from "I like this I'm not gonna leave" to "We're movin to Austin!" XD

[@jacksons7599]

Dropped at the perfect time. Wish me luck gentlemen, I ride to battle with the dawgs by my side. I wouldn’t have it any other way

[@stuartthomas94]

Good luck Crusader

[@imemberberry]

Insallah.

[@AlCapwn369]

Easily one of the best eps of this golden age era

[@CheechElMexicano]

That was great.... 😂😂😂 Bobby: "Delete it" Tommy: "Yeah no problem I'll put it up today"

[@jdubelu540]

I can always count on the dawgz to come through clutching the Thursday W!

[@Slywinters]

Bobby looking like Shane's ghost of chemo future

[@greenburg2276]

If chemo made you fatter maybe

[@fbplayr75]

The camp lejeune bit. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Unemployedsmoker]

The dawgs always come through!

[@MrSknottykid]

Bros! Thank you for bringing awareness to the thousands of men who might suffer from quivering bussies. 😂😂😂 That word is now a permanent part of my brain!

[@buddythecow]

Shawn: “also Dana White hit his wi-“ Literally everybody else in the room: “HUH HUH HUH HAWKEYE GOT HIT BY SNOWPLOW, HE LOOK LIKE THANOS 🤤”

[@liquidzen2417]

Yeah but bro...the intro.

[@CJfromMEXICO]

All father, thank you for blessing another Wednesday 4 the dawgz

[@ayron419]

3:45 I believe Matt is referring to Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. I doubt that's the case here since most athletes with this condition typically discover it in highschool or college. It's essentially a condition where your heart hypertrophies, which is when the fibers grow larger in response to damage/stress from vigorous exercise. Similar response your muscles give, but it's deadly if your heart does this as it narrows the chambers in your heart.

[@ayron419]

fair is fair 🤣

[@CRYBXBYX]

Bobby Kelly is an elite level guest, late to this episode while going thru the catalogs waiting for a new episode, one of my favourite episodes yet

[@robsgotit1]

That ending was incredible.

[@AtamDardon]

I can't wait to see Bobby on a full episode. He had me dying from laughter!

[@beefchillingham6790]

Anyone remember Owen Hart from the WWF? He fell to his death before a stadium full of people. They swept his corpse out of the ring, and kept the show going.

[@dangielfrauk8484]

His final words before he hit the ground were 'look out'

[@colinclements7436]

The Slug and the Tick, the Alcoholic and the Substitute Teacher... forever and always ❤ from south jersey dawgz

[@JHorse508]

Booby kells coming on another podcast and ripping hosts apart is legendary

[@Don_321]

Bobby’s 21 gun salute at the end was hilarious

[@blkwolff]

From January 2021 to the time of this writing, 1598 athletes suffered cardiac arrest, 1101 of which with deadly outcome. Notably, in a 38 years timespan (1966-2004), 1101 athletes under the age of 35 died due to various heart-related conditions.

[@T_D_B_]

Wild

[@STSGuitar16]

💉

[@Fryed_Bryce]

We share an outlook but that doesn't mean what you just told us isn't fucking ridiculous. I can just type numbers too. 78 athletes ate salami sandwiches in January

[@blkwolff]

@@Fryed_Bryce you could've googled it with the amount of time it took you to type this dawg

[@STSGuitar16]

@@Fryed_Bryce I fail to see how his numbers here are ridiculous? He’s just illustrating the point that this sort of episode has occurred as much or more over the past two years than it has occurred over the course of nearly forty years previously. How’s that “fuckin ridiculous”? Serious question, I’m not trying to argue or anything.

[@undiscoveredcolorz]

The comment about looking at texts and thinking of the response, but never sending, and then feeling weird applies so well.

[@carsonkruljac3439]

happy new years fellas

[@stickhurler11]

Bobby is a cross between an old gangster and old queen. Love it!!

[@junked5214]

2013 Rich Peverly playing for the Dallas Stars collapsed on the bench, and his heart stopped. Luckily, they were able to revive him.

[@chasethreshing]

trends baby, trends. I see a showing by 1950, a steady growth to 2020, then what appears to be a sudden spike from 2020 to NOW.

[@ienjoicomics101]

This is by far one of the best episodes you guys have released. Was dying laughing through the whole thing

[@garrettreid9229]

yo this is gonna be a classic, love bobby

[@ben0jamin]

How great is our God for blessing us with another pod.

[@jameskiely5964]

Bobby’s looking great 👍

[@teddyhammer2558]

Right? I thought maybe it was just me but last time I saw him he was fatter than fat. Here he looks all right.

[@Mr.Gre3n]

I sometimes come back to this video to hear Shane and Matt do the Raycon Add. Kills be every time 😂

[@sickkk522]

The Dawgs have blessed us 🙏🔥

[@TerryG67]

I appreciate the Rochester, NY shout-out by Robert. We do have shitty prisons in Rochester. I love this podcast.

[@sharpsonmusic]

Blessings to all the dirty dawgz in the comments.

[@jms1263]

@39:10 “I can’t be funny in public”- Shane Gillis, professional comedian.

[@rayer9514]

Spade once referred to this man as one of the most rapable dudes

[@l.-._.-._.-._.-._.-.l]

Classic callback dawg, spud and Billy said he looked like the guy from game of thrones too, the eunuch.