Ep 476 - Blonkies (feat. Theo Von)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live in IL / MO / WI @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in SAN DIEGO / ST. LOUIS / GASHVILLE @ mattmccusker.com Go See Theo @ www.theovon.com/ Go see Shawn and Lemeezy in Tampa Jan 12 & 13 @ sunshinecomedyfest.com/ Go See Shawn Gardini at Cap City in Austin Texas on Jan 24 if you'd like @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/245733

[@dreams7074]

No

[@Derpk-rt9by]

HAIL TO THE VICTORS VIALENT, HAIL TO THE TO THE CQUERING HEROS! HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!!! GO BLUE!!!!!!!

[@trapchurches555]

Gashville lmfao 😊

[@chucky_90201]

God bless the cast 🤙🏻😎

[@Comedypodcastcompany]

Great, Shane the Gay is coming to IL. Hopefully he leaves quickly

[@MacAttack1776]

I’ve been waiting for the Theo McCusker crossover for so long 🙌🏻🤣

[@James-xj3bl]

I love when these happen and you can feel all the other viewers drinking beer simultaneously from behind their screens

[@davidAmat_77]

@@James-xj3blhow tf did you know

[@davidAmat_77]

Opened KZbin and said can’t wait

[@genemalinowski]

😂

[@corneliusthecrowtamer1937]

Oh dang, a real meeting of the minds. That's what I said to myself as I clicked

[@SmokedPaprikas]

Calling Katt Williams the Dark Narc is such a poetic and comical label lol. Theo is a word magician.

[@cancelcasey]

lmao, fr. also I make music I know none of you care just go check it out.

[@Theworldisabeautifulplaceyakno]

I haven't even seen this interview yet and the memes are crazy

[@singlemotherRespector]

LOL

[@Jsizzle6809]

Imagine Katt Williams on Theo’ pod!

[@millardfilmore1403]

This literally means nothing

[@joef1299]

Shane being on carnivore diet this soon after moving to Austin is hilarious.

[@mactallica9293]

Wait till he learns the truth about the moon landings and pyramids

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Eventually he will fully be unfunny and that’ll be pretty funny

[@friskydingo2961]

Carnival diet

[@seedythomp4388]

He’s talked about trying keto/carnivore before, probably just a New Year’s resolution more than anything

[@friskydingo2961]

Ta keto

[@0scarWalsh]

"We had a Chinese waitress earlier, a lovely lady. South Korean." What a uniquely Theo quote.

[@brrblue4201]

Timestamp? Please

[@BirbarianHomeGuard]

@@brrblue4201one hour mark approx

[@spencer1774]

1:00:21@@brrblue4201

[@pietskiet42-_]

We have a large part of our population in Southern Africa with exactly Theo vons mental state.....it's fuckin brilliant 😂😂😂

[@richardlozano5273]

He’s just really slow

[@hehakawanbli444]

Theo calling Matt and Shane gay off the bat is exactly what I was expecting from this legendary podcast 😂

[@chinqlinq89]

Best defense is a GOOD OFFENSE! 😂

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

[@Pestilence-Da-Plague]

Mckusky going on the defensive was funny, started pokin holes in all theos bits.

[@vaughncollins1386]

@@Pestilence-Da-PlagueMatt is gay accept it

[@richardhumphrey2421]

Got real defensive real quick, you can't say your on the carnivore diet without saying No Diddy! Shane n Matt are gays😂

[@Swoozy724]

I love how Theo starts a sentence without having any clue how it’s going to end.

[@TaintWranglr]

because hes a pathhological liar.

[@aaronoechsle3434]

@@TaintWranglrhe’s a comedian.. that’s his shtick. You must live a boring life brotha

[@TaintWranglr]

@@aaronoechsle3434 he literally can't have a normal conversation without making up a lie.

[@TripleEightss]

@@TaintWranglrthe lies are funny though.

[@TaintWranglr]

@@TripleEightss agreed but not when it's every sentence

[@moneyhoney606]

This episode was amazing. Like two Ninja Turtles hanging with a Power Ranger.

[@swordsesame1837]

EXCELLENT way to describe the dynamic 😂😂😂

[@feezible]

Indeed

[@tnixx10]

Now THIS is an underrated comment 🤣👏👏👏👏

[@harrydibden3365]

Perfection

[@dysonspheretxi]

nerd

[@philmccrakin9782]

One of the producers holding up a picture on a phone to the camera is the reason I'll never stop watching this podcast.

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

It’s the best

[@Pokeydope]

It’s called charm

[@wvhoipolloi7035]

Staying grounded.

[@a-3338]

When Theo says some weird shit completely unprovoked, Shane laughs and old musty Mccusker sits there straight faced like “so tell me more about what you mean by that” 😂😂 I fucking love it

[@learntoswim9050]

He's pulling a rogan but on purpose

[@jarnold1789]

Ol’ Musty Mccusky

[@a-3338]

@@learntoswim9050 the true shaman

[@nothanks9503]

He should bust out a own and notes or at least a flute

[@BigJon94]

The Rat King and The Dawgs. I could watch these guys try not to be openly right wing for 1000 years. Praise the Lord baby

[@torreydavis6590]

It’s not right wing to remember Epstein and our fucked government. Also I’m gay.

[@nectarshrub]

Lmfao

[@keithwahrer2223]

That’s hilarious

[@nickfonseca484]

Lmaooo props, made me actually laugh

[@Calzaghe83]

Inshallah

[@SonStashu]

I love that they constantly have guests now but dont be afraid to just do a classic mssp, the 1v1 with shane and matt really is something special on its own

[@chrisk1180]

Yeah but we always got time for Theo!

[@Eddie0102]

They’ve done a few since they’ve been here. I’ll never complain about them bringing dudes on who will add to the element. Keep Bert Kreischer out of the sacred den by any means tho lol

[@wmfbmp5743]

I actually prefer no guest.. of course it's still good with a guest, but just those two is always great. sometimes a guest will throw off the vibe

[@DefineLines]

They're literally the best eps.

[@justinarnold6044]

@@Eddie0102this can’t get enough thumbs up.

[@biggstankk420]

Matt predicting the Diddy thing is absolutely wild. His knowledge of the future is astounding. Praise be the Shaman

[@rakim126]

"Did he?"

[@leeward6762]

​@@rakim126yeah around 17:45 he says "the diddy parties are next, ppl keep talking about the diddy parties" then theo talks about Katt Williams 😂

[@stanktaint15]

​​@@leeward6762that's because katt was the one that predicted the diddy parties 😂?

[@Jerryattrickliverspottedhands]

@@stanktaint15people have been talking about this for yeeeears, it’s just popular now.

[@docterblood]

None one there including Katt predicted it. It was years of this. Even when he was caught being a weird too in character Joker on in the video a while back.

[@chucknorrisffs]

"They can fill a 9 year old in the middle of the ocean but can't fill a pothole..." Theo can be a legendary poet sometimes..

[@suntzu6122]

Theo is so fkn smart. Lol

[@MOW262]

Spitting govt facts. Fuck Biden and Trump

[@jacktabomb]

“If he didn’t expose black Hollywood I was coming next”-Matt McCusker

[@BookerT69]

😂

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

[@slinkygecko2757]

"We had a Chinese waitress today, beautiful lady - South Korean" -Theo

[@slimdaniels3322]

I could tell she was into the blues

[@Aldertheman]

Bobby’s gonna be pissed 😂😂

[@robinsonshawqx]

Thanks American daddies for doing our leaders' job.

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

*... Or, *; But, yeah. Haha! A gem.

[@HeffyGames]

The Diddy party segment aged like wine

[@mack9225]

What are you talking about? The whole controversy was already known at the time

[@mattmarzula]

​@@mack9225known by who? The media suppressed a lot. All anyone knew for sure in January of 2024 was allegations from Cassandra Ventura over sexual abuse. The public eye didn't turn its gaze to this story until April 2024. Then again, I guess you're just so hip and with it.

[@TheNick_16]

theo calling lemaire a "dark oyster" had me rolling

[@jacobrouton7709]

Time?

[@jaysmediadump6965]

Beginning like 10 mins in

[@williamboone8992]

Oh yeah!

[@DavidAbell26]

Around 19 minutes

[@deezlesteezle]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

"I can't get a pot hole filled but you can fill a 9 year old" is the funniest and most messed up indictment of our government I've ever heard

[@stevetanner1987]

I think he was genuinely upset when he was saying all that.

[@adamsmith-wi3qg]

@@stevetanner1987 I live in the Philly suburbs and bought my first house a few years ago - I feel his pain. The roads are awful and I'm sure it's the same everywhere. Where are my taxes going 🤔

[@discojohn8753]

@@stevetanner1987 yeah he was, still funny

[@tatersaladde09]

This fired me up so much lol so true

[@brandond40]

Lol i need a timestamp for this idk how i missed it

[@Nalmtalmbout]

Whenever theo says the phrase "we had a guy" you know he boutta say something wild

[@andrewfowler3452]

I like it when Shane says it

[@diddlez2]

you know he about to make something up real quick and its gonna sound made up

[@Dan-sb2fb]

WE GOT GUYS @@andrewfowler3452

[@chucky_90201]

It never fails 😂

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

​@@diddlez2some stuff might be embellishments, but hes just got a funny way with words and most of it is believable and probably true

[@jesselucero4581]

8:47 “When an old dude takes his shirt off he’s gonna throw a grenade” -Theo Von

[@whitneysmith5446]

Unprecedented 😂

[@6519980407]

So happy that my friend Theo finally met my two friends Matt and Shane

[@robin1541]

Also I’m gay

[@Spartan-uk4qk]

Haha yes dude. I don't even use last names when I talk about them anymore

[@thatgreenslime9517]

You have friend?

[@porfirioErodriguez]

We all feel that way man. if anything this was to short.

[@NotKimiRaikkonen]

Wait until he meets my best friend Nick Mullen.

[@rileygroh9593]

I must point out the fact that Matt takes a drink from an empty glass at least twice during this pod. God bless the dawgs.

[@justinstation9969]

Yeah and a couple awkward quiet moments

[@papadragon1739]

Oh yeah it was twice, 32:55

[@Hardcastle83]

​@@georgec5212hope redbar makes a big deal out of it.

[@RomeroPortero]

Lmao those nerves are at work. This is like chilling with your bro when his cool older Southern cousin comes over.

[@WallhacksYT]

​@@Hardcastle83 I think matt shane and theo are a few of the only comics he doesn't outright hate so he might be safe 😂

[@lbivlife]

I get the feeling shane will be taking the backseat to Theo and Matt just going crazy.

[@Omegaman18]

And Shane just beating off in the corner smiling and sweating

[@DomTVdotTV]

nope

[@micahv4280]

Naw all the dawgz are cookin🔥🔥🔥

[@jt70SEVEN]

​@@Omegaman18in the dark as well with nothing , but the soft glow of a cigarette cherry that exposes him with every puff 🚬🥴

[@Omegaman18]

@@jt70SEVEN I’m thinking more Tim Heidecker as Casey singing horse and buggy

[@stacitodd6649]

Theo is ADD that never developed a filter. It's the purest thought process. Love it.

[@nixel9691]

Theo Matt and Shane being in the same room is too much for me to handle all at once

[@rustyshackleford6348]

It's heavy 🎉

[@Flameb0]

i know what u mean… too many sexual feelings at once…

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

It’s pretty tame tbh

[@Looneyboy]

You must be a chick

[@sp-ce]

Whoaaa how are you going to sleep tonight??!

[@ted.the.human1]

Haven't watched yet but I can already feel the fabrics of reality melting apart with matt and Theo in the same room

[@samcrowe8477]

The holiest of scrolls

[@ScorpionP2C]

Watch Shanes face throughout, you will see confusion but you will also see enlightenment. Mostly confusion though

[@annemains4415]

Beta fish bangin together

[@Speedster_2451]

​@@ScorpionP2C unfortunately Shane seems to be talking to Matt most of the time. 😢

[@KeepFeatherinIt201]

Theo and Matt can go blow for blow on “guys they used to know”

[@fuckcensorship69]

False. Karl Pilkington is the only dude who matched Theo's childhood

[@AdamStarr816]

Yeah but at least 25% of Matt’s stories are rooted in at least a single particle of truth.

[@oiitzME1266]

Enough of Theos bizarre stories have been proven to be to real( ie billy conforto crashing into an embankment on a bunch of pills and the University monkey escape story) that I just like to believe most of his stories are true

[@zeroa69]

​theos tell is if he said the dude dies

[@fuckcensorship69]

@@AdamStarr816 who cares about the truth? I wanna laugh. The wooden shirt story is hilarious

[@alwayzchillin0714]

Anytime Theo gives you a, "Uhhhhhh..." gold is sure to follow.🤣

[@blickluke]

Imagine Theo doing his solo pod with just Matt, he'd break down like Sean Strickland talking about how much he loves his black fambly

[@joshullrich8594]

I think if you put 2 people that autistic alone together in a room, it would be like trying to divide the universe by 0. You're gonna create a rip in space time.

[@chrisbuehler6868]

A Theo/Matt podcast? Holee shit.

[@crakhaed]

Matt/Theo/Trussell trifecta when

[@gowthamkanda]

Your wish came true

[@ebeck01]

There ya go

[@ominouskelp1522]

i like how shanes rug is just getting more dirty ever week

[@ohnoooo5743]

Shane can’t run a vacuum lol

[@Contractorhouseguy]

Needs to be a serapi or an antique Tabriz tbh

[@omgtheykilledkenny47]

Cleaning rugs is super gay so, until a woman moves in we’ll see the 50 shades work through.

[@HeartlessWon506]

Dirtier is a word

[@mbc9290]

Hans will be cleaning it…. 😅

[@conorurquhartcomedy]

I continue to make the mistake of listening to the new episodes while I’m at the gym and looking like Joaquin Phoenix in joker in front of large amounts of people

[@eastonadkins9568]

very underrated

[@dylanhensley2867]

They wouldn’t get it.

[@cartosnev4499]

nearly dropped a dumbbell on my damn head the other day, the dawgs nearly took me out

[@TheJoshestWhite]

That's me on the bus right now😂

[@michaelj6392]

I have a condition

[@moshethepirate1428]

Theo's story about the balcony wood being slowly stolen is the most accuratr Louisnana story I have heard yet

[@hobotamer9852]

“You ever hurt animals when you were little?” Is a wild thing to ask someone

[@fuckcensorship69]

He says it so casually

[@BookerT69]

I used to feed frogs to my turtles. It was sick 🤙🏻🎅🏿

[@williamboone8992]

Very "guy" thing to say

[@scumbaggo]

@@williamboone8992 My stepdad used to brag about tying cats tails together and throwing them over the clothes line and watching them fight to the death. He was a very "manly" man.

[@jasonflores5423]

@@scumbaggo sorry that he hurt you

[@laufmin]

It’s hysterical to see Theo Von mature while Shane and Matt pick up on it and play along.

[@mikejames7684]

Yeah he’s like 15 years older than them

[@mallstar5340]

@@mikejames7684theo-1980 matt-86 shane-87 So basically you just made some shit up when they meant he wasn’t using his particular brand of comedy and kind of stayed lowkey rather than saying outlandish shit every 2 minutes

[@ljavwa3459]

​@@mallstar5340sO bAsIcAlLy 🤡

[@erikkassner9324]

@@mallstar5340what’s that thing in your ass?

[@NotAfraid280]

@@mallstar5340get his ass

[@avalanchearts9966]

The world needs a lot more Matt and Theo

[@PolishGypski]

Could he have been anymore correct?

[@theartsyintuitive]

The vibe is on

[@nothanks9503]

Matt Theo Duncan and Shane would be a gathering of the titans tbh

[@miguelespino6087]

Seeing Theo in other podcast you can tell he’s a bit nervous but on here he’s killing it and being himself.

[@Julesmarquette]

He’s also been off his antidepressants for about a month now, so he might still be dealing with withdrawals from that

[@TaintWranglr]

hes a pathological liar.

[@lourdehouse6080]

@@TaintWranglr are you his psych? Any evidence to those baseless claims you sad little boy

[@BelchingBeaver69]

@@TaintWranglrobsessed

[@MilesWilliams88]

​@@TaintWranglrHe's a comedian. They all are.

[@chadriegel2832]

1:22:06 theo noticing how they drop pics in the pod is the funniest thing, noone else ever calls it out 😂

[@Machinify]

i died lmaooo

[@RustOnWindows]

Love when Theo clinches his teeth like a true ex coke addict 🫡

[@billwilson9602]

"ex"

[@MisterRawgers]

He’s still using 💀

[@PlowThePow]

Makes me uncomfy

[@MrChadLedford]

Is he? ​@@MisterRawgers

[@bradleymcgivney5305]

That carnivore diet started making me feel like 🤔

[@mateoburgoslacoss9080]

Matt looking and still drinking a whole empty glass of water at 17:00 was hilarious

[@incrediblystupid9244]

lmaooo that's hilarious. Gotta give homie credit though, that last drop was likely in his line of sight and not the cameras. That last dribble is crucial if you commit to the beverage grab haha.

[@nickmoore360]

@@incrediblystupid9244 How about when he does it again at 28:55 and 32:55?

[@mateoburgoslacoss9080]

@@nickmoore360 gotta respect the commitment to the bit

[@nothanks9503]

@@nickmoore360I heard that headphone only and put on the video to see if I was right I knew he was laughing into a totally empty dry cup

[@BlastinRope]

theres an episode with SWIM wheres theres a momentary break in conversation and both of the mccuskers simultaneously reach for glasses that arent there, its in his DNA

[@ferragamofalcon]

“You ever hurt animals when you where little?” is a crazy ass question

[@Civilmonkey1]

why? ...and yes ofcourse

[@Multimayhem45]

Yeah that stood out as well. Kids do fucked up shit. Everyone kills ants and no one bats an eye.

[@keek1337]

very normal thing outside of the city honestly and unfortunately lol

[@jacknelson6010]

Idk pretty typical behavior for young boys. If your skinning the neighbors cat that’s one thing but merging a couple squirrels isn’t that out there imo.

[@lo0nyt0onz]

Squirrel, chipmunk, farel cat, coyote Those are all pretty common things that get dispatched. Usually with the cats you want to get animal control. In the sticks and with feral cats alot just opt to dispatch them.

[@dillinghamerboy25]

I could listen to Matt and Theo bring up wild characters from their childhoods all day babyboii.

[@jasonc3267]

Stealing someone’s balcony is the funniest thing ever. I’m glad Theo backed it up with proof

[@princesssummerland7269]

He’s talked about that on his podcast too 😂😂😂

[@conorokeefe918]

Gilly and Keeves NEED to make an Autism Powers skit ASAP 😂😂😂

[@rawmakers]

That would be gold

[@HashbrownGokusan]

That shit had me craacked

[@ermackoresh6282]

Bro it can go so many ways. Austin Powers, Autistic Power Rangers, or Autistic Axis in WWII

[@HashbrownGokusan]

@@ermackoresh6282 Stone Cold Steve Autism

[@joshuausher8881]

Yes😂

[@NatsTown]

Theo seems like he's having a great time and it genuinely makes me happy

[@petrumyndresku9890]

Then you obviously suck at reading rooms 😂

[@jefffontana3095]

The boys lifting up Guard Dawg and asking to do a guest spot is the shit I love to see. Keep killing it Guardini 💪🏼😂

[@Hooz97]

This needs more likes. Shane doing that for guard dog shows his true colors - the super star has been blessed

[@nickjohnson1178]

Jesus dude this really is a friend simulator for some of you the way you talk about they strangers

[@Calzaghe83]

Shane is just hoping some of that Gardini Super Star energy rubs off on him.

[@Tiegur]

After party at mister tramps

[@single_dad_of3]

guard dog got the biggest laugh from Theo with the skydive dog phone in front of the camera technique lol

[@two-ez]

Shane is that friend that has everyone take off their shoes while he wears his special house shoes

[@DavidPerez-sj6md]

I do that, but I also offer some slides if they want

[@justincornejo6211]

That’s a crazy detail you caught! Hilarious!

[@jadenlife]

They're house shoes. That's what they're for 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@planetchopurcockoff]

@@DavidPerez-sj6mdyou’re a nice guy

[@Fingeringmyboarddude]

Well yeah it’s his house

[@tjlovesfights]

I’ve been praying for Theo to be on here. God Bless you Shane and Matt. I was having a stressful day but now I feel much better!

[@cartergrant6504]

Bro I watch your channel, didn't know you were a dawg

[@tjlovesfights]

@@cartergrant6504 Been barking since 2021

[@blainechild9068]

You have exited reality

[@JM-bu1ty]

I love your channel man! Didn’t know you was a DAWG

[@Derek_Keenan]

7 minutes in and Theo is talking about how "people were always stealin' our balcony"...yessir 👍😂

[@trentnoble10]

Matt trying to drink from a cup with no water more than once is WILD!

[@henoktesfaldet4517]

Must be a bit now. He does it every week

[@malmstrim]

Memory loss from drinking a lot is a hell of a thing

[@JK-ff1ft]

He was nervous. It’s like sucking a nipple he does it to calm himself down

[@ElRoque6]

😂😂😂😂

[@Jsmitt716]

That's a thirsty dogg

[@carterchandler8336]

Been waiting for this crossover for years. Praise be to the Dawgs.

[@davidalvarado7742]

My favorite thing is when Theo randomly busts out a 4 or 5 syllable word. It’s unexpected every time

[@tryptaminezen3528]

He’s incredibly articulate but hides it well

[@dylanwillyams]

must be a tim dillon fan

[@princesssummerland7269]

Theo has a degree from University of New Orleans in Urban Planning.

[@gregmartinez7881]

“So what’re you talking… what’re you saying when you say something… like whenever you just said something.” Theo kills me dude

[@seedythomp4388]

Been waiting to see Theo and Matt in the same room, HELL YES

[@ksleep5715]

“I saw his sister not too long ago at a crafts store” is one of the funniest throw away comments of all time.

[@augburn116]

Timestamp?

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

​@@augburn1164:11

[@monbebe808ishtar7]

4:10 😂

[@i8764theKevassitant]

I literally read this comment as he said it

[@farmerdave33]

The podcast I wanna see is Theo Von with the Craftsman Steadycraftin

[@avadventuregear]

“He threw a grenade into a group of older calves” 😂😂😂😂😂 he just described online dating 😂

[@MertSu66]

Hell yeah. Love these 3 negaz

[@jordanam1234]

Chillll

[@sammydaboyy]

Where my nicgars at??

[@chalmdawg]

Naysayers*

[@Mr.RichardLittle]

Blacks

[@darfoggy1644]

You mean Nicaraguans right? lol

[@DJKyleBennett]

Been sick with the flu thinking the end is near for the past week and this just brought me back to life #4ThaDawgs

[@HenritheHorse]

Too boosted?

[@faceless6146]

I think these 3 having a podcast was definitely in Revelations

[@ezraa7777]

Same dude everyone getting it rn

[@chris103193]

Damn that was me last year having COVID and watching the Dawgs.

[@Centermass762]

I've been sick for the last week, too, and I've been listening to a lot of Old Test. It's crazy how much the dawgs have calmed down.

[@Omegaman18]

I been waiting for this longer than Theos father waited to conceive him

[@WKRP187]

Where my nick-er-aguans at??

[@gregbeck906]

This should be a monthly get together, much appreciated!

[@jd8849]

In bed sick af so I throw on KZbin and I’m gifted with surprise 90 minutes of the dawgz and Theo?!?!?! My god just what the doctor ordered thank you!!!

[@jc8528]

I love how Matt fills in the blank quiet areas that Shane doesn't sometimes. Great Duo. Love the podcast!

[@jamiepalmer5691]

Theo and Matt remind me of when they are in the van singing in Dumb and Dumber and Shane is the guy in the middle 😂

[@imemberberry]

Mock YEAH Ing YEAH Bird YEAH YEAH YEAH 🎶

[@micklowrey1522]

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[@braindeadmonkee]

41:09 matt wiggling his legs while he laughs like a little kid is hilarious

[@jonbarron8049]

He looks like a happy little elf

[@Dakota-eu6pq]

“ you think you could get tall enough away from being gay.” God I love Theo

[@bojiden9830]

Honestly, theo gave the best explanation for SaltBurn without giving anything away

[@Jsmitt716]

"it's nighttime a lot towards the end" fuckin dudes brain works in strange ways hahaha

[@vijaysingh-mg2cw]

Matt giggling at 36:08 when Lemaire knows the year the Rock returned is so funny

[@bigpictureguys8415]

I looked it up immediately 😆. You weren’t wrong

[@vijaysingh-mg2cw]

​@@bigpictureguys8415it's hilarious because his reaction is completely normal, while Shane's confidence in knowing he'd get it just seems like a bit

[@JaxonBurn]

A classic black nerd

[@Mondlicht333]

27:33 The Proto-Indo Europeans (Aryans) lived in the Russian Steppes and migrated to the Indus Valley from Iran, it’s no longer speculation based on linguistics because modern genetics studies support this. Iran means “land of the Aryans” but a modern Iranian isn’t necessarily the same as an ancient Iranian, though their language and culture largely descend from the Indo-Aryans (who were indeed horse/chariot riders like Matt said). Northern Europeans have the most Steppe ancestry in Europe, and Northwest Indians have a higher percentage than Southern Indians. Almost every culture and language in Europe descends largely from the Proto-Indo-Europeans, Hindi and Hinduism do also, and so does a lot of Iranian culture (though it’s been influenced by Arabs also).

[@gotsouced4943]

Took long enough for Shane and Theo to get together again on a podcast I'm pumped right up down to earth comedians getting together and making great entertainment

[@randylahey5463]

I think Shane's been on Theo's podcast. Pretty good episode if I remember correctly

[@caseyfortune-squires4658]

⁠twice

[@Kbwintyy]

I haven’t watched yet but seeing Theo Von is on with the boys made my week

[@justinianDT]

I think my favorite part of the Austin cast is we can see exactly how dirty the rug is getting week to week. The same white spots have been on the floor by Matt since they started in Austin and more keep popping up every week.

[@jordanam1234]

Zooming is a crime

[@dustinhays992]

As a housekeeper.. I've wanted to vacuum that damn carpet since day one.

[@faithindoubt1484]

I laughed so hard at flashbanging American legion. Thank you patreons for your service.

[@dirtsmegee]

I love seeing Matt crossover. The shaman never disappoints

[@BottomText01]

The dopamine hit seeing this notification on my phone in the middle of a work day is unparalleled. God bless the dawgz.

[@sergochoa9854]

Theo calling lemair a darkoyster is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@8bitKatwalk]

Matts “wtf dude “ was so perfect when theo called fighting beta fish gay hahaha

[@bockjitsu]

The dawgs have delivered the masterclass of podcasts with this one

[@charlesdorband905]

Four loose bill folds, black nail polish, and the same 5 pieces of food on the carpet from last week's pod.. it's the little things that keep me coming back Driving 3 hours in a blizzard tonight to watch my buddy Shane heavy breathe into a mic for an hour. I'm stoked.

[@Jennkcollins]

This comment was everything I saw!

[@ffnovice7]

Hell yeah. Wind chill -30 reportan

[@jaedingraham1481]

Fock yeah I'm jealous Noone good comes to.the pnw anymore because the audiences suck

[@BigJonkulous]

Katt being called "The Dark Narc" is amazing

[@CezaMVO]

When you have someone that truly understands theo like Shane, theo goes to another level, and he doesn't have the pressure of the being the host

[@Therileyrileyriley]

Ah, I meet @CezaMVO in the comedy podcast comments yet again!

[@thehypercasual385]

Shane is kind of a moron compared to Theo

[@CezaMVO]

@@Therileyrileyriley hahahahaha thank you for paying attention, I'll be here for the rest of my life!

[@chodie1fan21]

Matt trying to drink out of an empty cup the whole podcast is wild.

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

Someone needs to get that man a glass of water. We need our Shaman fully hydrated.

[@seanyoung3864]

And behold a pod was brought forth in the perfect hour. Rejoice brethren for we have been blessed!

[@jeremiahpickard8696]

Hear, hear! Great blessings are upon us. In the name of the Dawgs, the Tism', and the holy Shaman.

[@kristoferaigner4905]

The smartest thing I've ever heard Theo say: "When an old dude takes his shirt off, he's gonna throw a grenade." Leave it to Shane and Matt to bring the best out of their guests!

[@frankskiba9333]

Have never watched this podcast, but Shane is like a rocket in the comedy genre. Just watched Matt’s special and I’m ready for it.

[@bigredactionsportsstuff1245]

Theo seems like he’d fit into the McCusker clan

[@laurencezemlick1979]

Man, this show is just magic. Two hilarious best bros who started at the bottom just hanging out. Genuine. What other podcast has that?

[@chandlermayes6980]

You guys are the first 3 comedians I’ve seen live, all in 2023, love y’all

[@Masterlocster69]

17:50 damn.lol They called it 2 months prior to diddy mansions getting raided and fleeing the country

[@RomeroPortero]

Got a flat tire dropping off my late rent and lost my ray bans, but this made my day better guys you rule. Gang gang baby

[@TurboHouston]

Sorry about your shitty day, bud. Please know that I initially read that first part of your comment in Theo's voice and I laughed and then frowned real fast outta respect for your plight once I caught up. Hope tomorrow's better for ya, hoss. Onward.

[@ffnovice7]

You either win or you learn baby PG

[@michaelj6392]

Not the Ray Bans 😔

[@dyyylllaannn]

Thats a tough go

[@leslielearnorth]

From the sounds of it looks like it’ll be a while before you can replace those Bans if the rents late Sorry to hear that. That’s been my day every day for four decades. I’m looking forward to a better years though I guess ha ha ha it never gets better but good luck.

[@Grom-rl8bm]

Three completely different types of chaos in one room 😂

[@erdngtn9942]

This episode has turned my entire opinion of Theo and I finally get him. It’s like they just unlocked him for me and I jet get it now.

[@ModestestRUST]

Congratulations man. Listen to his joke about being white living next to black people

[@peachmelba1000]

Please do share. I think he's majorly unfunny, and the fake stories are just too numerous and too stupid.

[@ilovetheatf]

Dawg if you think most bits or stories in comedy are even remotely true you're woefully naive. ​@@peachmelba1000

[@dylanhensley2867]

Welcome brother.

[@Aloysius2113]

@@peachmelba1000 i feel like i'm crazy for not liking him, with how everyone seems to love him and find him hilarious and entertaining. i was hoping this episode would turn my opinion around but it's only made it harsher. i find him incredibly annoying, inauthentic, too much of a tryhard, and i just don't get the admiration.

[@brendansage4470]

These guys getting together is a real answer to prayers around the nation.

[@soma7581]

Damn! ive been wanting to see Theo + Matt, and Matt + Duncan for years now, and we get both finally within a month!

[@BombDog_]

We need a Theo Matt Duncan meeting of the minds

[@dpad_dappydaps]

THIS is the dream🥲

[@Nkzta]

The fact Lemaire killed small animals as a child makes total sense

[@piratedre4d]

chalk it up to the tism and it's not so bad 😁

[@kalashnikov161]

Yeah Lemaire has this Lennie of Mice and Men aura

[@BradyStevenson-lh4bt]

Probably just trying to love em really hard

[@puddintaine4556]

​@@kalashnikov161can I keep him, George?..

[@deezlesteezle]

Someone came back to get their frog, just to see that it had been crushed! 😢

[@johnaddi6654]

This podcast is so good hopefully they run this back

[@ZChoate]

Theo: Shit is dangerous Matt: There's dogshit everywhere Theo: Dogshit is nothing Matt: Really? *And we're off* 2:55

[@SleepyLabrador-dp6em]

How is that funny? If he didn't have a dumb accent would you still think that was funny? Wheres the funny part?

[@nagle4407]

Perfect comment 😂

[@ZChoate]

​@@SleepyLabrador-dp6em it's funny that two grown men in their 40s could have strong opposing positions on dog shit, and Matt's intrigue at the opposing standpoint is the cherry on top.

[@SleepyLabrador-dp6em]

@@ZChoate thats just Theo saying nonsense in a dumb accent. Its not like he believes what he says

[@Zooterman]

@@SleepyLabrador-dp6embro you’re so cool and think nothing is funny bro omg you should be a comedian bro you know what is funny and what is not when is your next set bro ill have to pull up

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

"I can't get a fuckin' pothole filled, but they can get a nine year old filled in the middle of the fuckin' ocean." Geezus wept Theo 🤣🤣🤣 Bro's a stream of consciousness.

[@dklwos8088]

Well this about to be legendary. Praise the dawgz.

[@owenjohnson469]

These three make a good combo. Hope they do more episodes.