Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

[@austinarcala4525]

The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again.

[@TheSchnozGobbler]

just as the prophecy has foretold

[@WHDRWN]

Shane and Daniel Carver

[@DeemMalicious]

Legends even.

[@jungshin87]

these two and tim dillon are the trinity of comedy today.

[@HOWBAZARY]

Shane and Soder!

[@CezaMVO]

It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo

[@GrandDawggy]

Pair of down to earth syndromes more like

[@nathankluttz7314]

they are down for anything. like young joc its going down

[@Smokeyxz]

They barely beat the syndrome bruh

[@dangbruhskyy]

nothin could keep these fellas down not even a slick pair of 21st chromosomes

[@Toreju7240]

Their syndrome is down but their money is up

[@coolasscolb]

Theo asking his homie to “Look up if I jinxed him or not“ has me crying

[@BRLambert4]

One of the best parts!

[@sergeantnuke]

Theo is so funny it makes me mad sometimes lol

[@smoothjiminal4509]

Loved that

[@jorgemunoz2065]

It reminds me of when he tells young Jaime to bring up some help on JRe lol

[@wombwomp2983]

Shanes expression watching the clip at 1:34:53 is so f'n funny.

[@marcoperez6210]

“Getting tased feels like somebody from the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn’t know was connected to you” 😂😂

[@pane36]

Can confirm. My brother brought his taser over the other day and I zapped my left calf. Somehow it hurt like a bitch up in my right shoulder, and it felt like my OS got reset. That shit is wild.

[@AndrewDriver-e5u]

​@@pane36 taser or stun gun?

[@pane36]

@@AndrewDriver-e5u Taser, I think. It looked like a flashlight with spikes coming out around the glass up front. It would arc between the spikes when you turned it on. I was also surprised by how loud those things are.

[@AndrewDriver-e5u]

@pane36 That's a stun gun. Tasers are the little yellow guns that fire barbs into the target and are more powerful.

[@FuzzyV]

Got buzzed a couple of times during my lifetime, from changing a simple lightbulb or trying a taser on me.. I can say honestly that’s the best description I’ve heard so far 🫣🫣😂

[@andrewwalker208]

“Cracker Barrel baptism” in response to a kid getting puked on at a Phillies game is one of the funniest throw away lines I’ve heard.

[@jeskah8zy0u]

I'm still laughing about it a day after watching it. And the fat kid nick names had me in tears

[@junkyardbaby5814]

“I don’t care, I’ll pet this girl” has me cackling

[@duanedes1gn]

Came here to say this. His throwaways are funnier than most comics bits.

[@KennyRooks]

I'm so glad somebody else caught that, I was listening in my amazon van just dying

[@littlejackalo5326]

Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)

[@ejzmudapersonal3212]

Shane and Theo are like two stepbrothers who only see eachother on visitation weekends 😂

[@rosariocastorena9103]

🤣🤣

[@tr702]

Two civil war brothers. One south. One north. A gay love story we all hope for.

[@sterlin9tv849]

@@tr702 😂 now this should be a comedy movie

[@Zeus-rw7df]

Yoo 🤣🤣

[@user-zm6wk5zx2d]

Lololololo....the penthouse is under the mattress!!😮😂😅 as simple as...secreatin round up in hura.

[@trendybistro]

Theo kept going back to the "What's that in your child's bedroom?" had me howling. Such a great episode.

[@katiechatelain4209]

Legit crying. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.

[@gijoey5912]

"Look behind that autographed picture of Katy Perry. What's that? It's a gatling gun and some oxys."

[@dbsuper2928]

That’s not a my little pony That’s a my little fentanyl stash 😂

[@thisrsrsnamect5599]

you thought you was howling But you check under the tongue here Bam .38 revolver and a pack of lucky strikes

[@gijoey5912]

@@thisrsrsnamect5599 that's an indentured servant and some quaaludes

[@Wilson7924]

I laughed way more than I should have at the line "Cakepop no."

[@adm69420]

"Look up if I jinxed him or not" is one of the best moments I've ever had watching this.

[@Guy-itsMeOK]

"Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😅😂😂 33:49

[@Lazepay]

LMFAO i lost it

[@logmaster27]

That was pretty good.

[@jorgemunoz2065]

“Jayme can you pull up some help” lol

[@Disconnected66]

lmao it's like a combination of how he actually uses his screen for that stuff and also the general internet mocking "jamie pull that up"

[@MichaelEarl-d1d]

The amount of times Shane says "Yeah" while either disagreeing or having no clue what Theo is saying so he will keep going is so damn classic LMAO 🤣😂

[@tr702]

Yeah.

[@drinkmorecocacola]

I liked how he believed that theo had a buddy that had an air balloon and when he said that the lady refused the proposal it snapped him back to logic and hes like.. this is ALL horseshit CAKEPOP NOOOO

[@RickSanchez-pk4fw]

Yeah

[@30MILcash]

Great improv. Yeah and….

[@Kestheba]

What do you mean it was fake? @@drinkmorecocacola

[@shouldaboughtahonda]

In a different world Shane would be a great high school American history teacher lol and Theo a counselor 😂

[@rudyj8948]

Goated idea bro can you imagine the sketch possibilities 💀😂

[@grumpymonkey5994]

Dude fuck a sketch you could make a whole show if you filled a little more of the roles that's a great idea!

[@justinsane1909]

Would be a great show

[@dylanhensley2867]

@@grumpymonkey5994McCusker , the trusted janitor, selling fake pain pills to kids and hitting in sophomores.

[@MattIsLoling]

Theo would not be a counselor he'd be a janitor for sure lol

[@mohamedbhorat6007]

Shane's knowledge of American history is highly underated

[@johnford9070]

Well he’s got a bachelor’s degree in American history lol

[@shlosher]

He's got early-onset Republican.

[@TDD_Drums]

​@@shlosherYou have to be a Republican to know history?

[@M.ds87]

​@@TDD_DrumsThat's actually contraindicated. This does not replace medical advice, and I am not a doctor.

[@Dob_Ogurt]

Yes ​@@TDD_Drums

[@DepthFromAbove]

Theo & Shane becoming friends in real life is the best thing that could happen in comedy.

[@toneloke454]

seriously, the two most popular comedians right now.

[@aycuh7873]

@@toneloke454popularity isn’t the point it’s that they’re actually comedians.

[@norm77]

Amy schumer is better

[@rdp430]

@@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for

[@elemer2089]

​@@norm77 nope, not today, do not fall for this bait! Be strong!

[@VichyAlways]

I love how at the end Shane says "Do it with just Matt". Dude's a good friend

[@crakhaed]

When's that? I tried listening out for it but I missed it

[@rottingpotatoes2483]

@@crakhaed1:40:54

[@crakhaed]

@@rottingpotatoes2483 you're a beautiful and kind soul thank you 😊

[@Adam_S4]

And smart. He's been saying this about The Shaman and The Rat King for a while. They'd get along swimmingly

[@user-kq8dg9op7f]

@@crakhaedyou got an elite name brotha

[@davidrabe9415]

Shane always throws matt into the spotlight when he has the chance. Got to respect that broship

[@i8764theKevassitant]

Matt is a riot tho and just has a likeable personality. He's got that stupid joke contagious laugh combo working.

[@BeG00dT0Y0urSelf]

🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎

[@Jonathanmm7]

@@i8764theKevassitant matts a comedic genius and shane knows it. in some ways hes funnier than shane lol

[@i8764theKevassitant]

@@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.

[@DerekOfRivia]

You wouldn't have Shane without Matt.

[@AshleyKopituk]

“A 12 Gauge and some Tramadol” Ahahahaha!!! That one got me!🤣

[@DonaldJDuck-ql3jj]

An indentured servant and some quaaluds

[@JoshWithoutLeave]

I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable

[@xxobeyoscarxx]

😂😂😂

[@harrison2281]

That is so funny

[@spilzspillssomethingspecia1003]

Shane saved him at 56:50 xD

[@megalithicblock]

Aye shout out Nick mullen

[@Thawhid]

​@spilzspillssomethingspecia1003 good catch 😂

[@BooshkiiBomb123]

Theo is full of punchlines. He truly has a mind that works like no other

[@ashercooper4017]

The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him

[@Hegataro]

And he had to delete the tweets because everyone was calling him a paranoid schizo

[@thomassomething6613]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@PozzaPizz]

The more I hear about the time line shifting somewhere in 2016 the more it seems real

[@ashercooper4017]

@@Hegataro “I think some of you owe me an apology”😭😭

[@boiledegginterested]

@ashercooper4017 If you're talking about that guy Richard Strocher, it's a troll account... The dudes name is literally Dick Stroker lol

[@ValasiRapeTor]

Literally Joe Dirt & Kenny Powers

[@brendandarcy8188]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marshallcopley7542]

It's like watching 2 gold medalist from the Special Olympics have a conversation, and it's a thing of beauty.

[@shyloscharn]

Damn way to beat around the bush lmao

[@krisztiankorosi7752]

Both received gold medals for award their participation. where's everyone is a winner, because participation is matter

[@jesipohl6717]

Yeah they are pretty lame comedians.

[@frankievaldez6816]

They participated, but your comment wins gold

[@ReggieWHUFC]

😂

[@chris-johnson]

Unbelievable. The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again. Legend!

[@SusieQZee]

He said it while I was reading this. 🤯 😂

[@JHERI493]

Lmao, perfect timing

[@QuinlanVoss.]

Stolen top comment

[@chris-johnson]

@@QuinlanVoss. Anyone, including myself, who wrote this comment or some version of it was just transcribing it from the audio. No one who commented this was original. Are you refereeing comments on KZbin? How much are you getting paid to do that?

[@QuinlanVoss.]

@@chris-johnson Brother what the fuck are you talking about lmao. Also you liked your own comment🤓🤓🤓

[@dundermifflinity]

“Oh look it’s an indentured servant and some quaaludes” Fucking hell Theo 😂

[@vinceg1094]

Tramadol Now and Laters! LOL

[@nickkerr5714]

Is that a my little pony? It’s a my little fentanyl 😂

[@peterpemrich6962]

​@nickkerr5714 LMAO

[@PierzStyx]

I legit forgot how to breath, I was laughing so hard.

[@markmusial7708]

How did Eric Adams get a New Orleans accent?

[@jamesmick8653]

The bum army talk is making me cry laughing.

[@Grodstark]

If these guys don't get their own radio station in GTA 6 I don't want the game.

[@sebastianwhalin743]

Just listen to their podcasts while you play like the rest of us

[@domcamp3313]

@@sebastianwhalin743right😂 ppl act like they can’t mute the game music and just play your playlist lmao

[@davelangford2439]

Literally nobody cares if you're going to get GTA 6 or not

[@Frandaman84]

Damn they really raked you over the coals lol, this fandoms gay😂

[@kenmalave5438]

Yeah, i dont think he was serious. This boy LITERALLY gettin mad over a comment. Lmao ​@davelangford2439

[@FoxIslandRailroadCo]

Describing being covered in projectile vomit as a “Cracker Barrel Baptism” is absolutely wild😂

[@dmtisgod4206]

Was searching for this comment 😂

[@Sideway-Sammy]

​@@dmtisgod4206 please stop saying this!

[@HaikesXO]

Wild to come up with that on the spot lol

[@goodlifegreenscapesbrecken5928]

Bro i redd this comment at the EXACT MOMENT Theo said it 😂

[@jwrailve3615]

1st grade name drop Dustin canales mf projectile vomited on my “where’s David?” Book and my lower shirt and pants I think it was page 42 or something was covered the rest of the year it was horrible the entire class ended up getting sick too 😂😂😂 cracked barrel baptism I guess

[@Opti]

Imagine a comedy show or sketch comedy series hosted by Theo and Shane. It would be incredible!

[@nikkimelay5293]

Matt definitely has to be in there though. We can't forget the shaman

[@justinalexander5959]

Podcasts once in a while really allow them to bring their best, a show with em both may bring diminishing returns

[@Ottophil]

Theres a sketch show thats been on for 50 years that I watch. Shane would have been a bad choice for

[@bobbybush1750]

Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show. His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored. (LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)

[@ryanm7615]

@@bobbybush1750 yeah good for you bud nobody cares. Take your trash opinions and go watch tiger belly or something

[@cozmonauts932]

The gods of skit comedy and standup have blessed us with this podcast, here’s to the 9 month anniversary of watching this video every single day

[@charlesbetts8396]

Shane and Theo's relationship has really grown over the past couple years. These guys working together could make some epic comedy.

[@stylo8845]

And Shane keeps growing...

[@Azoria4]

They could make a hilarious american civil war comedy

[@charlesbetts8396]

​@@stylo8845he has put on a little weight hasn't he?😂😂 Just joshin

[@aboveSubparBallAnalysis]

goated

[@norm77]

​@@Azoria4 good idea

[@Shlogger]

"Crackerbarrell baptism.." lol. the ability to conjure that so quickly is so impressive. Always a treat when these two get together.

[@blablableep6811]

12:50

[@logankowalyk2580]

Theo being absolutely dead serious about arming homeless people to overthrow the government and shane thinking he's doing a bit lmao

[@KrispyKruiser]

Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

[@KrispyKruiser]

Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

[@thisistheway3456]

U guys thinking he’s not doing a bit

[@Thawhid]

​@lukebenjamin4603 yes. Vets aren't treated well

[@TheLostDude7]

​​@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs. So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol

[@therealsaintlucifer777]

Theo looks like that cool auntie that gives you weed and a beer

[@Bre2751]

“Let me hit ya fuckin weed pen”

[@Agawa91]

Having theo as a friend for at least 1 day could cure depression. Love this guy

[@BMABEEEE]

Look at you getting all parasocial.

[@AlexZeBeast]

It would make you depressed

[@BMABEEEE]

@MyNameSheesh That's some DARK ARTS BRUH.

[@jesipohl6717]

this thread alone is funnier than either Theo or Shane.

[@leacipurr]

"Rent a comedian for a day" I wonder what the rate would be.

[@barahng]

"An indentured servant and some qualudes" 😂 Seriously how is it possible that he thought of so many different funny things you might find

[@zackarialundy]

This shit killed me 😂😂😂

[@Spartan-Of-Truth]

😂😂.

[@27thcolossus]

One that got me was I think was Tylenol PMs and a picture of Andy Dufresne lol

[@martinlouis911]

That level of improvisation is where I think Theo is the best in comedy...he and Mark Normand

[@kezp8114]

I thought the bit got stale after a few examples but to each their own and the episode was hilarious in general

[@FSUBrando]

The callbacks to the hidden bedroom Guns & Drugs are fucking killing me 😂

[@adamashby2244]

Hahahahahahaha I’ve been dying since they started that bit lol absolute gold

[@athenaargyropoulos5988]

GET IT DONE CAKE POP! Is the motivation I didn’t know I needed

[@Kell_aka_Mr.Motion]

Theo referring to a autistic child as a “ring camera” and somehow making it make sense just shows how gifted he is 😂

[@eemoogee160]

Give yourself credit. You're the one who makes it make sense.

[@sickofyou4408]

​@@eemoogee160imagine getting mad because you didn't get a joke 😂

[@bradyburnham4967]

@@sickofyou4408no one mad

[@itsnotthatserious9102]

@@sickofyou4408imagine thinking someone got mad just for saying “give yourself credit”

[@K.R.20]

​@@sickofyou4408 I think you just missed a joke my guy 😬

[@RawbKTA]

“Look up ‘if I jinxed him’” is absolutely insane 😂

[@user-lr6ze7dg2k]

The way i just choked on my drink when Mayor Adams said "secrete" while holding a babydoll

[@Spartan-Of-Truth]

😂😂. Eyes open!

[@healthhabits79]

“Look up if I jinxed him or not” might be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard!

[@jdgunckle6770]

The “Crackle Barrel Baptism” line absolutely killed me and I pulled my back I laughed so hard…one of kind line. Pure genius…

[@laurenherda2415]

Same I literally spit out my coffee this morning 😂

[@hadesmusic1175]

Get well soon 🙏

[@KCNicole]

I damn near choked! 😂

[@HaikesXO]

Cracker Barrel baptism LMAO

[@nateauld]

12:37 He was so quick to it too

[@trunksgaming44]

These 2 are the only people who can have a 2 hour pod and I have no idea what I just listened to lmaooo

[@thefighterdoc.343]

I know.... Hairy asses😂

[@bobbowie9350]

Theos act is so boring.

[@Bre2751]

I don’t think they know either tbh

[@MR-jd1yo]

"this is black clue "is wild lmao

[@josephrudasill9180]

Had me DEAD 😂

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Even more wild to vote that idiot for mayor

[@target_finder4318]

Bro yt just asked for feedback on your comment lol I said it was great but just know they are watching you 😅

[@michaelblash8860]

The backpeddle from Shane at 23:54 is the funniest bit of this whole podcast LMAOOOOOO He knew exactly what he said

[@mem7806]

abt his wife? 😭

[@gutterratshinobi4050]

The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today

[@Fondofmelobster]

Jesus, take it down a notch bud

[@valentinav1524]

Makes sense his mom was an English major. He is a very poetic person! He’s a word artist

[@aussieaussie4848]

This comment is so fucking funny

[@wesakejack]

Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy

[@virtual_balboa]

So good I died

[@xannypacquiao1792]

"A picture of Andy Dufresne" being considered contraband is fucking hilarious and got basically ignored 😂

[@DstrtdMnd]

It's such a specific reference, and to even think of it that quickly is a super power

[@kristiriley7158]

I didnt ignore it! What about the indentured servant?!

[@zachdaley5215]

The Castlevania reference within 3 seconds was insane

[@DstrtdMnd]

@@xahst Go poll a bunch of 30 and unders if they know who that is and get back to me.

[@christianauldridge1264]

@@xahstit’s specifically related to only one thing: Shawshank redemption, that’s what specific means?

[@salampapi]

"I didn't jinx him, that's insane to say to somebody" lmao

[@Sparsedood]

"Look up if I jinxed him real quick"

[@PartiallyC0rrect]

I love that Shane let it sit for a second too bc you know Theo is somewhat serious about that stuff lol

[@KilyanAustin]

​@@PartiallyC0rrecthim apologizing for it after was nice too cause Theo kinda panicked and I felt sorry for him haha

[@dr5920]

obviously shane was joking 😂

[@KwanLorb1966]

What’s the timestamp on this joke I can’t find it

[@redsoxfox]

1:54 nah Shane is a governor and Theo is a President in comparison. Theo has natural abilities, charm, and whatever else that will never be seen again but Shane is just a high end comedian.

[@patrickl8943]

I get what you're saying but I think history will show that Shane is actually a genuine freak talent comic

[@nolandoesthings]

3 mins in and this episode has already changed my life; the two comedic genius’ of our time have done it again

[@glyph241]

Three minutes in and… They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳 🍻

[@Ryan-qe9cy]

I lost it at, "This is like Black clue" 😂

[@wallacehowellii9682]

Should have called him “Colonel Mustard Greens”.

[@crhodes8377]

Tramadol now laters

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

I heard on a podcast the other day that when Candice Owens plays Clue she just yells "IT WAS THE JEWS" on turn two.

[@zachmueller2912]

​@@wallacehowellii9682😂😂

[@WhereIsSchmitty]

33:57 ‘ look up if I jinxed him or not’- absolutely sent me 😂

[@scottdiggler794]

“Probably just hunting square footage dude.” Lolololol

[@BiiskapsLV]

That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...

[@Forever.29]

Absolutely!! 😂

[@latinobandido7471]

You know Shane’s first question would be if masterbating is cool in heaven.

[@goodboysongs]

@@Forever.29 Tosh talked to a dead dog therapist for about 40 minutes on his pod a couple weeks ago. It was great.

[@liamleonard9120]

@@goodboysongsreminded me of that pod too, they can’t do it for a few months now they gotta wait for the the cooldown

[@KrimetTStarKiller]

In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died? Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?

[@jakefromstatefarm8010]

Theo and Shane is an unbeatable combo. You guys both really give me hope for the comedy world

[@nickadkins7765]

All facts! Not many other comedic pairs that can do it better than these guys!

[@BryanPopeProductions]

We're in a sad comedic state lately it seems, outside of these two I can't think of anyone really rocking the scene. You can tell they're kind of drained in a lot of their guest appearances because they have to put up with fake comedians that just aren't on the same level, it must be lonely for them.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@BryanPopeProductionsShort sighted and jaded comment.

[@BryanPopeProductions]

@@ETAisNOW I'm of course open to suggestions. Who else entering mainstream stand-up or comedy podcasting is at their level?

[@youngb97]

Are**

[@KingNiros]

What's that behind your son's InvisiLine case? An indentured servant! 🤣😭 That was absolute gold.

[@Monstor7]

😆 this popped up on autoplay, and I hear "Ivory flamingo of a boy." Yeah, Shane Gillis was the last person i'd call a flamingo 🤣

[@John_Notmylastname]

You know Shane is a true bro when he’s laughing at all the silly moments and quips from Theo that most miss.

[@jonnybarnard8578]

Jokes aside, Shane is the only one I've seen that can keep the flow going seamlessly with Theo's loozyanna stories.

[@Drew-s7c]

Santino

[@t.c.4321]

Riff Raff

[@henoktesfaldet4517]

Normand, CK

[@Ram5280-5Pts]

@@Drew-s7cdefinitely Santino

[@dustinbell6709]

Shane and Theo really just have an unbelievable chemistry together. They need to play co gas station managers or something together

[@EveryoneDiesAnyway]

Fr these the 2 perfect dudes for a comedy movie bring back the early 2000s feel

[@MrOvlov02]

no

[@MrVirtuezzz]

yeah they'd be asking eachother what they should talk about all shift

[@jjjyli686]

Really? I saw 2 guys tryna force the episode through. Chemistry was hardly there at all

[@JointsMcdanks]

Shanes used to a renegade like Theo from McCusker. Gimme Matt and Theo for 6 hours.

[@joshschutz7731]

Theo in glasses looks exactly like froggy from the 90s little rascals movie and now I can’t unsee it

[@dablingreen4691]

I like how Theo will take a second to think about how he’s feeling before saying something

[@norm77]

Me too

[@benlincoln7358]

and then say some wild shit that makes me take several seconds to think

[@norm77]

@@benlincoln7358 true lol hahaha

[@renser8635]

When u do it I'm "weird", when Theo does it its "insightful" smh

[@Gen7486]

That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.

[@indirect977]

These two are best two comedians in the game right now IMO

[@squid_fish]

Realest* and yes I agree

[@JoeMACofNAC]

The Normand disrespect is unreal.

[@Jsizzle6809]

Theo is a great comedian but not the best at stand up. He’s the best at solo podcasting. Shane is terrific at stand up.

[@gravecrawlerr]

@@JoeMACofNACNormand is great but he needs to do something bigger to get into the public’s eye, at least right now. Theo and Shane have been making huge moves on social media recently and that’s why people are noticing them more

[@Nswix]

​@@JoeMACofNACNormands so corny, he's like 90s Seinfeld

[@obipwnshinobi134]

So much genuine laughter from both of them. The duo chemistry is solid. Shane looks nervous. Hi Shane.

[@KevinElderFarts]

He already said, he's hung over.

[@obipwnshinobi134]

@@KevinElderFarts if you know Shane, that's his baseline.

[@golfinguru11]

He’s an anxious fella. Speaking from experience.

[@kimberleeponce1665]

i thought that Shane was just a lil tired on this one. maybe its nerves, butwith theo? you think?

[@obipwnshinobi134]

@kimberleeponce1665 I was being facetious, Shane once said in a pod from a while ago that someone said he looked nervous in a IG photo, and he hated it cause they were right. So now I like to say it every post I see him in. Also, he reads comments, even though he hates it. Hi Shane.

[@MatthewGonzalez-w4v]

this is like Kenny Powers talking in the mirror LOL

[@DustinColeman22]

I know this won’t get to Theo. But thanks for this podcast man! You have helped with my first two months of sobriety and recovery. Laughing with you guy’s really helps!!

[@taylorshaw7156]

BIG CONGRATS to u Dustin. that’s a feat, I’m proud of you!!

[@Owen-C1997]

You got this bro 💪

[@funnybone107]

Peeps browsing in the comments see it, I see it, that’s no little accomplishment! Congratulations! Keep up the good work!

[@marcJoel]

Two months. Respect.

[@thefeverdream]

Respect man. You don’t need anyone especially Theo

[@spfadden082711]

Shane can keep right up with Theo. These are the best episodes where Theo has someone that gets his humor

[@beaurohrich2926]

I hope you understand Matt mcusker and go watch that episode because Matt is literally way more outta left field than Theo

[@28andfun-k1t]

Yeah Bill burr wasn't one of them lol.

[@jackberdine]

@@beaurohrich2926 you havent been watching Theo very long if you think that lol

[@EatPrayRunTM]

This episode had me laughing way way more than the 90% of Netflix specials I've seen. Absolutely epic!

[@redroom8537]

BJ Armstrong?

[@talananiyiyaya8912]

No it didn't, no it isn't.

[@inzombnia616]

I guess I don't get it 🤷 this was just banter; likeable, but not hilarious

[@talananiyiyaya8912]

@@inzombnia616 exactly, @EatPrayRunTM is showing clear signs of low IQ and T

[@stacytw79]

“You mean like underwriting your mortgage??” Gah he’s SHARP!!🤯😂😂❤️

[@gut_spiller]

'It feels like somebody in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn't know about'. This man has unlocked a new level of metaphor in the English language.

[@soxrule74]

That was one of my favorite comments

[@B00NEYdaB0WYER]

It’s so true tho, it’s literally like finding out your body is connected to an apartment door buzzer that was installed when the Jews secretly dug those tunnels into your brain. lol

[@christophermelillo9847]

“And pepper spray’s not Kosher look it up” 😂😂😂 I fucking burst out laughing.

[@charliep4680]

My favorite line of the whole thing

[@markcarey67]

The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.

[@wearelightbeings]

That’s dark and hilarious. 😂

[@erixouther]

ARM THE HOMELESS - DAVE TREE

[@egodeath5583]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIWvoYiEncd-j9ksi=_9SkC4FHIbOOig5R

[@bigbelix]

Giving homeless people bicycle helmets, hammers and caffeine pills is and old bit known by Shane.

[@johnwolf3563]

There will never be anything better than these two together talking. This is bliss. ❤

[@KeeganHarvath]

Lmao had a kid on my 3rd and 4th grade football team nicknamed tater. Was our center. His mom yelled “come on tater, you ain’t cornfed for nothin boy!!” From the stands. Unreal.

[@BernStoogin]

Cornfed is so great 😂

[@SunnyDz26]

Boys really settled in after about 35 minutes and were killing it for the whole rest of it. Theo saying the elephants were “Artisan Chefs” killed me

[@JosephScott-ct9sw]

Too much of this was Theo trying to carry Shane on his back. Shane: "Yeah."

[@lambycorn5253]

this pod was extremely dissapointing honestly@@JosephScott-ct9sw

[@johndoe-to2hv]

@@JosephScott-ct9swopposite its theos pod he should be leading the convo and he just says dumb shit where shane cant add to

[@Brrrax21]

I'm 12 minutes in and watching my neighbors eat supper.

[@Brrrax21]

​@JosephScott-ct9sw atleat he admitted that's his hangover move. I still appreciate these two together. I don't need A effort everytime. I wouldn't watch Protect Our Parks if I did. Lol

[@vijaysingh-mg2cw]

it's very joyful seeing theo so relaxed and giggly, having a great time. hope shane feels less depressed some day soon :(

[@RunsWithGinger]

He just gets hungover scaries like the other 200 million Americans. Dude likes to party

[@vijaysingh-mg2cw]

​@@RunsWithGinger i suppose, but unlike 200 million other Americans, he has the freedom to do whatever he wants. to say it's purely because of alcohol is a bit naive?

[@civilwarwasaninsidejob7405]

​@@RunsWithGingerbrotha, 200 million of us arent alcoholics and blacking out after 25 😂. The majority of us are casual drinkers

[@RunsWithGinger]

@@vijaysingh-mg2cw that’s what I got from the clip. He said hungover a few times. But yes I agree, I hope he isn’t depressed. He usually talks a lot about his love to party, doesn’t usually say anything about drinking alone depressed or anything like that

[@Bleeglesplotch]

Alcohol is a depressant, so if you already have depression it will make it worse.

[@Jimjam86]

Mad respect to shane being sober and raw for this one. Its rare to see him so chill even though we all know hes screaming on the inside "get me a beer"

[@north6star]

1:31:30 “Cause he wanted to work on the weekend, and own a whistle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@godsdaughter9042]

😂🤣

[@tretaliaferro4611]

“If I let you go, you might find happiness” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JoeAnklam]

My Dad just passed this past Monday… thank you guys for giving me a laugh & putting a smile on my face.

[@skimmy93]

Much love to you Joe.

[@clg8568]

keep your head up bro i lost my father when i was 18 i get it. no words can relate to your exact situation but i can honestly say please keep your head up. love you bro

[@bennie.379]

much love brother.. so sorry to hear.

[@fetts_revenge5535]

Keep it to your self bud. I cannot recall asking

[@somethingginterestingg4275]

Rest in peace 🙏

[@peterlove85]

The definition of having nothing planned for a podcast lol

[@yvngmanj]

unironically im laughing so hard at the ad of him saying he had 40 checks he knew he had to cash from a pizza place that went outta business dude im crying

[@Jefferson_Hope]

This podcast is not for the gym. I almost dropped my weights. Thanks Theo 😂😂😂.

[@cesarjimenez991]

M Canò😊

[@davidfarr9484]

I started cracking up in the middle of a set lol

[@jesipohl6717]

If you can listen to people talking when you are working out, you are not really working out.

[@jordanbaker719]

​@@cesarjimenez991 Oscar vallaiue santa moraedo ooh mi cano mi cano😢😢😢 aycarumba A yeah , yeah , oh I can't buy a I a consuela el salvador ocean the danka

[@Fullrev10]

Was cutting up firewood and kept dying laughing... Definatly had to stop😂😂😂

[@kenclarke5966]

I'd love to see Shane Gillis sweat through a full hour podcast by himself.

[@Junkhead91]

he literally couldn’t make it 20mins. It’d be him doing ad-reads directly from his phone for 40mins and then try a few unfunny “cultural observations” 🤣🤣

[@kenclarke5966]

@@Junkhead91 his cultural observations are funny. His first special is the GOAT but yeah he can't bullshit as well as Theo or Tim Dillon.

[@Junkhead91]

@@kenclarke5966 for sure. Shane’s standup is decent. He’s almost unbearable in these situations though

[@Junkhead91]

@@kenclarke5966 I guess we’ll ignore cultural observations such as “there aren’t any black people in Ireland,England or Australia” genius lol

[@dirtmcgirt8644]

@@Junkhead91jokes dummy

[@warrenarden1681]

"where's this guy going? to get a rebate" that shit is funny af

[@MundaneRyno]

Now this is the energy a comedy pod should be. Haven’t laughed this hard in a minute. Great episode Theo and Shane! 💪

[@UncommonlyAbrasive]

Two minutes in and I’m already in tears

[@2BRO2B_jc]

Two great minds and different styles testing their jokes on each other is funny when they notice the differences in their ways of thinking. Also Theo embracing sobriety and Shane hating it are obvious lol. Been on both sides...I am not judging

[@kyleswartz2846]

Theo looks like my mom did in the 80’s

[@SteveDFM]

The glasses are like those "DIsguise Glasses" with the fake nose attached.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

She’s the lesbian he was describing in the beginning

[@ballsdeep994u]

😂😂😂

[@Josh-vj5hw]

Salley Jesse Rapheal just black glasses and hair instead

[@tylerjones5628]

😂😂😂

[@smax4895]

“What were those dudes doin down in those tunnels?.. Probably just hunting square footage” 🤣 💀

[@AleXxTM123]

Have you seen the prices? Ngl, I will start tunneling under the neighborhood too. It's free real estate!

[@NathanPitts-l4u]

Probably the two funniest people in the world right now. I had the pleasure of seeing Theo in New Orleans. Shane is next on my list.

[@killerseals]

this podcast has that 3am putting off going to bed middle school sleepover energy, could not stop laughing at the absurdities

[@portlandsamber]

☠️

[@Reclaimer_XB]

This accurate AF

[@ryanhebert3022]

Read this while listening to this at 3am. Except it’s an off day and I’m 26

[@mbd396]

8:31 Theo looking at the Mayor adams video had me dying "This is like black clue" 🤣🤣

[@christinechin1909]

Theo’s upside down nature genuinely tickles Shane. Love to see it.

[@elainedeming4716]

The NY Mayor has SNL skit written all over him. 🤭

[@amarshall2896]

“Oh you think that’s just your child’s retainer case, but open it up and Bam! It’s an indentured servant and some Quaaludes” 😂

[@opferzeit]

That whole bit was so fucking good. Theo calling it the black version of Clue😂😂

[@davidstaney8765]

If these two don't start a podcast together they must hate money. There's no doubt it'd be one of the top podcasts almost immediately. This episode was epic.

[@beatems]

MSTSP

[@autumnsantomauroganggang]

I’m not a fan of Shane Gillis.

[@petrumyndresku9890]

They really don’t have chemistry. Wouldn’t work, would be torture for Shane

[@gavincw4195]

​@@petrumyndresku9890did we watch the same podcast?

[@IBeHarryP]

Would also be torture for Theo. I don't follow his personal life, but from watching his podcasts, Theo seems to be struggling with his Alcohol problem or his prior substance abuse. Shane seems to have no regards and is loving life, but seems drunk all the time. Lol just my opinion

[@bhseigel]

Theo reading news headlines and trying to work through what happened is easily one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

[@atomicstbernard]

Theo reading anything is hilarious.

[@pleasebringmeback]

“Look in that baby doll, it’s a shank and picture of Andy Dufresne” 😂😂😂😂

[@dylanpalmer3726]

“God wants us to watch it one more time” is some crazy work 😂

[@richardlozano5273]

@@dylanpalmer3726 quotard

[@Br_ittany1119]

Working in the office today and laughing like a psycho. These two never disappoint.

[@Connor-sn8cx]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@Whiskey_wayne]

These two never disappoint ☝️🤓

[@schweinehund3497]

@@luiza1736 true there should be a different word for adult daycare than "work"

[@TheCollapse410]

Story about the elephant if anyone is curious - the elephant was being mis treated, if im not mistaken had her daughter taken away from her and one day the "trainer" got aggressive with her and she ended him. The circus kept the elephant and kept touring. Papers and media ran stories calling her the murderous marry and turned the public against her. The circus started getting boycotted and losing tons of money. So one day the circus came and advertised a big show at a certian time. So when the time came they brought the elephant out and he gave em what they wanted. He treated the elephant like a person and did what he did and tricked the public into watching. And it did what he wanted. The story ran abd the ppl finally stopped boycotting his circus. Now im days we would all be ok with an elephant defending itself.

[@ATL64BR33ZY]

@@TheCollapse410 🧐🧐🧐

[@hugoragan]

Nice to see Shane genuinely happy to be on a podcast with

[@reheatedpizza7292]

Even with nothing to talk about he was sitting there smiling it’s good to see that

[@AHizo01]

"Theyre kids hate em so they save rare animals" 😂