Ep 480 - R.I.P. Tybalt (feat. Luis J. Gomez)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live in NY / IL / CA / MI @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in PITTSBURGH / FORT WORTH / ORLANDO ? CHI TOWN @ mattmccusker.com And Go See Him at the WILBUR THEATER in Boston in OCT (code TEENIS) thewilbur.com/artist/matt-mccusker/ Go See Luis Live @ luisofskanks.com/ gasdigitalnetwork.com/ Go See Lemeez at Cap City Comedy in Austin March 19 @ www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/252000 Go See Shawn Gardini at Helium in Philly on April 10 if you want @ philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/247133

[@sickkk522]

My nuts itch

[@TaylorLancaster-t1z]

"Coke Magic" Part 2

[@KryMoore]

Luis sucks now though.

[@coopdeloop88]

The lords have blessed us with a saint rogies and a pod consecutively. I’m drenched.

[@Me-ne5uu]

Hopefully the next POD doesn’t fkn suck ass like this one….

[@peterbohlen6575]

Tybalt may have been a cat, but he was a true DAWG. Cincinnati is a better football program than Notre Dame could ever dream of. #CatsBy90

[@Holycrap204]

The top dawg is flying high 🙏

[@richardfearing2528]

an untrained, smelly dog

[@Truffle_Pup]

Never forget that time Shane showed Tybalt's sweet shitty hole for the camera. God Bless to the old Dawg RIP 🤙😑👆

[@benDOVER_1988]

Truer words have never been spoken, fly high big kitty, fly high.

[@josephsedqy8168]

Cats are g ay

[@roondog9965]

Fly high tybalt. The dawgs will carry on your legacy

[@donluigi5595]

Nasty ass is dead???

[@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy]

I was just telling my lady about Shane’s cat Tybalt :/ RIP buddy

[@TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsVince]

Rest In Power Tybalt's Hole

[@tanmaybuch6545]

We will honor him

[@homeherenow1793]

I'm gonna go pile out in the middle of my basement floor

[@angeloscavo5885]

RIP TO THE DINGLEBERRY KING

[@matthewrevy9714]

Kingleberry

[@Timathos]

The Og fans know about the dingles

[@FoxIslandRailroadCo]

Luis calling depression gay, then proceeding to talk about his fashion statements and runner’s melancholy was really something to see😂

[@poindextertunes]

so much repression 😂

[@Jdowling357]

He also cries over Steve jobs' story and apple products. Super gay 😂

[@REAPER3fitty]

Welcome to Luis doggie

[@paulfroelich1024]

I love Luis because he is insane.

[@sheister]

Right after lamenting the Harry Potter house choices of others 🤔

[@charlesdorband905]

Matt completely misunderstanding housing bubbles and being an ex realtor is a perfect example of why we're in a housing crisis lol blessed be the dawgs

[@Dozaaaaa]

Yo he was right though?

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

Can someone please explain it to me? Everytime I try to learn about it I get confused break it down for me please. I know about the subprime mortgages in 2008 but what is the problem now? I know it’s the prices and interest rates going up but how does it pop? Is it because no one can afford it so the market itself crashes since no one can buy? I get supply and demand but can someone explain the connection of the housing market to the economy and why if the housing market crashes the economy tanks. someone please explain the correlation of the interest rates and housing market to the economy bottoming out. Is it because people will be in major debt in with fucked interest rates so less cash that’s able to be spent which in turn fucks over businesses and the economy. And if that’s the reason isn’t the housing market not crashing and super high prices with messed up interest rates also do that? I’m a lost dawg help me out

[@AdamStarr816]

i cant recommend the movie "The big short" enough. It masterfully takes a fairly boring subject matter and make it incredibly entertaining. You will finish the movie with a great understanding of the entire ordeal@@Dozaaaaa

[@mrapplereviewz]

@@AdamStarr816I say this too! Definitely worth checking out

[@AJohnSmith]

Sold drugs 14 years, that’s his expertise.

[@bradl6587]

God I hope first word out of Shane's mouth on SNL is "herro" in the heaviest Japanese accent.😂

[@davidaldridge5716]

Zis is veddy dishonabull

[@someguy2775]

It would hit harder if he did something Chinese-y. They're the market SNL dropped him for.

[@shamwiz]

“Live from my mouth…this fucking gun”

[@vandam30]

​@@shamwiz pulling a Bud Dwyer would be epic

[@schmo49]

Yeah.... but I'm pretty sure he's just gonna drink bud light and be gay

[@MrJamesb15]

Praying for Shane’s family during this difficult time. RIP Tybalt

[@pudgyfolds2186]

and a tribute to Phil. U know the kind

[@tylerwinkler8590]

The fact that the video of LaMaire falling has been on so many huge platforms already is so funny

[@ranulf7506]

I wanna see it

[@Papertowels68]

@@ranulf7506it was the intro

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

@@Papertowels68I THOUGHT THAT WAS A RANDOM BLACK LADY 💀 😭 😭

[@Ennuifields]

@KennyVenegas-cp3reno dude. You suck

[@abdulg4762]

@@DefenderOfVirginity brother, you and me both 😂

[@jbpeltier]

Luis, on some level, knows that he's Hufflepuff. The sorting hat wouldn't buy the edginess for a SECOND lmao

[@gabejohnson97]

Lol this is so true. Hi, Luis.

[@gromp3164]

dude had a cane in high school, thats full ravenclaw

[@sdm1568]

​@@gromp3164 lmao

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

13:30 Luis asking Matt if he screamed N when he hurt his shin is the most Luis thing ever.

[@isaiahbray9312]

It does relieve stress bc theres the overwhelming sense of like “shit maybe i am racist” takes over the pain

[@Bumbaclartios]

Moment of silence for Tybalt “That’s Good Tybalt” Gillis

[@EdgarMHernandez96]

"The prince of Cats "

[@kyleissuperdupercool]

Tybalt is standing on the great Gravitron in the sky now RIP

[@GotstandardsDiamondNedFlanders]

No graphic? Typical.. I must see this lol

[@setco6536]

Lmao

[@BENJAMIN-nz6nd]

😂😂😂😂

[@CornyBum]

Shrek 1 reference

[@skark911]

This is niche

[@HeisntLegend]

I cant wait for SNL to get the best viewing numbers theyve had in years, all thanks to the guy they fired before he ever got to say a word on their stage. This is the first time ive cared about catching an episode of SNL as it premieres in like a decade.

[@MisterRawgers]

First time I’ve cared since Bill Burr lol

[@trillbilly7914]

First time I've cared ever in my life. 41 yrs old

[@poindextertunes]

@@trillbilly7914so edgy brah

[@TEAMGETHELP]

When's it on?😆😆😆

[@fuckcensorship69]

​@@MisterRawgers burr ain't been shit in years😢

[@TW1GZmusic]

Thinking about Luis crying while he’s running down the sidewalk has me dying 😂😂

[@KeeganPower-f7v]

Even better when you imagine someone seeing him and him immediately yelling "Fuck you pussy!" With tears in his eyes😂

[@CornyBum]

lol, it might be on par with rollerblading out of NYC the day of (or was it the day after?) 9/11

[@lilkafkaf]

I believe it was the day of ​@@CornyBum

[@midwestmulisha820]

“The last time I got gryffindor they banished me to slytherin” 😂😂😂

[@johndenver7035]

Damm that Lemorp edit is fuckin perfect

[@Gotien718]

ai did it

[@MattH-wg7ou]

That LeMeezy intro had me dying as surely as LeMorpheus on the recieving end of Chris Kyle's rifle. I laughed so hard I annoyed my wife, then made her watch it and she cracked up too. "They sure make fun of LeMeezy a lot huh?" 🤣

[@randylahey5463]

Lemaire be nimble

[@np-bl7qc]

After listening to the Rogan episode I was happy to see it.

[@chickenmanmackenzie3525]

the presidential Joe Rogan escalade makes it even funnier

[@Spineless1201]

RIP TO OUR ANGEL TYBALT!!! THE BOYS WILL NEVER FORGET

[@codrayraythegod4948]

Laying a log on the carpet rn in honor of a real DAWG. RIP Tybalt

[@wacopaco2099]

I saw the title and legit gasped. God bless Tybalt, real dawgs know he’s been there from the beginning. A great creature. May God rest his soul.

[@justintyler4693]

Passing of Tybalt signs beginning of Kali Yuga, read scripture

[@ChaoticScholar]

He’s forever house party Tybalt…

[@whoff11]

That intro has me hankering for a Lameirican Sniper reboot

[@mattmax8599]

Best fucking comment

[@AdamBellotto]

A fucking plus

[@smutleybutcher]

Lamerivan Sniper would be the first time that film has been good. Bradley Cooper sucks so bad.

[@JustHarrison395]

How can luis say no one does evil comedy, Ari is literally the president of his podcast

[@leapyear9460]

Because he sucks

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

It's a joke. Not that serious

[@zeroa69]

And Shane is the VP

[@schophi]

I was just thinking of Brian Holtzman

[@jc9291]

You are takin things serious on a pod full of comedians..???? Are you stupid?? 😂😂

[@barahng]

Rest in peace soldier. Your shitting on the carpet made me laugh.

[@javanfinnigan4902]

Dragging his ass while the bros talk shop. Truly a legend

[@brianmayer702]

One of the funniest casts they ever had

[@nuckels188]

I hope they say the same about me when i die

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Twas the hottest of casts R.I.P

[@nickmeyer238]

Dropping a couple of coco puffs on the carpet then dragging his ass while the DAWGS play with hot wheels? That's Shrek 1 dude.

[@coopers1716]

I saw Lemorphius, I saw security footage, I saw snipers- I knew I was about to witness a fat tackle the concrete like it had the ball. Praise be to gravity🙏🏼

[@CornyBum]

Does this count as a fat attack? xD

[@Ironman829]

Fat Man's Creed

[@drewprosser8861]

Leave it to short dudes to refer to a fat guy as “a fat” okay “gnome”

[@coopers1716]

@@drewprosser8861 my fat attack comment triggered a different form of fat attack- that's a double entendre! Jokes aside there's literally an episode titled Fat Attack and half of it is about Lemorgue having a fat attack- don't get your yoga pants in a bunch babe.

[@shellshockxd]

@@drewprosser8861someone obviously doesn’t know about Lemorps Fat Attack incident

[@stretchingstyle]

I would bet all the money I have that Shane will single-handedly make this upcoming SNL the greatest episode they've had in years. I would almost guarantee record views. All Praise the DAWGS.

[@seanlowry6014]

"as long as you can beat someone's internal monologue at work you have yourself a killer podcast"

[@ryanmiller775]

I stay with the Bluetooth in my ear all damn day for that reason

[@joshasmus370]

The opening with Lemaire. Is the funnies thing I have seen all year… yea beautiful dawgs in included

[@clipsdaily101]

"what are you doing thats genius?"---" i started using artificial intelligence" Luis j. gomeezy in a nutshell

[@auroraborealis13579]

😂

[@bonvct]

🇵🇷 gonna 🇵🇷

[@brando2118]

He saved $30 bucks 😂

[@SmoochHenderson]

That Bam impression was 10/10 hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

[@bleeditsays]

bam raping Limare had me fucking dying need real Bam on MSSP & LoS

[@dabolts2185]

Shane's bam impression made me laugh for 10 minutes... I replayed it a ton 😂😂😂😂

[@ggallin5080]

5:06 in all honesty I’m not saying I would have killed myself without the podcast but when I discovered it while I was homeless and going through withdrawals it was the only thing that made me laugh. I’ll forever be grateful to Shane and Matt for their humility and humour. Best podcast out there

[@JR-zi9vj]

Did you meet bam

[@jtru8077]

Tybalt was a great cat and a better Dawg, fly high you fucking legend we love and miss you ❤😢

[@CoachCarter102]

Tybalt fought coyotes and lived. Legend of a cat

[@juwebles4352]

The old warrior lays down his blade

[@StephenLawson]

Tybalt, prince of cats, destroyer of rats, now in a sack, buried in the back... First cat that was also a dawg. Rest in Peace, Sweet Prince.

[@Jdrummer3]

Read this in Shane's impression of Trump

[@92tonga]

My daughter was born two days ago, and I couldn’t get her to relax at all. Once the intro music played, she instantly fell asleep. Thank you guys ✊🏽

[@stephaniewrye743]

Please have Luis back on! The riffing and banter was pure hilarity. So proud of everything all 3 of yall have accomplished

[@JamesonMusic808]

The worst notification to receive. Blessed be the big dawgs big cat.

[@ZJQ23]

Serving up roggies and the rattlesnake on the same week? Truly a feast for the dawgs

[@nuckels188]

The puerto rican joe rogan

[@omgtheykilledkenny47]

@@nuckels188truly. He’s the man.

[@InspectorButters4]

​@@nuckels188 💩, Luis wishes!!! Lol the PR Rogies would be worth at least $20-30mil, but apparently Luis is poor now 😂

[@nuckels188]

@@InspectorButters4 yeah exactly, *puerto rican*

[@gc4201]

Pass the gravy my dawg

[@J00003]

Thank you for your service in the Gillis household Tybalt. RIP big dawg

[@Uncommonkid]

The fact that shane and matt blew up and this podcats is still somehow a secret is hilarious 😂

[@hirambarraza2709]

It's the beta blocker matt encrypted on the cast

[@HeinousinAppearance]

Luis J Gomez being an evil pimp wizard is hilarious.

[@isaiahbray9312]

Evil wizard pimp, dark shaman and the bull, i imagine thats the combination sauron and the ring of power would make

[@bossHogOG]

This reunion brings back fond memories of “standing on the gravitron”.

[@CornyBum]

also "Coke Magic"

[@nickgray6305]

Tybalt is up there shitting in the sky carpet now.

[@maverikotonashi]

Another dirty ass put to rest

[@OurBlackFriend]

Damn, rest in peace to the big cat

[@PioneerCinema1]

saw shane last night at a live lemon party show. the dude really is the most chill and down to earth. he's the chosen one.

[@a1videoprod]

Best podcast out. Been watching for about 50 episodes but I need to go back and see it from the start + the patreon. Y'all are the best. Sendin' love from Toronto!

[@kirkvilla9781]

The lamair falling opening was hilarious 😂

[@EdgarMHernandez96]

They opened rogan yesterday with it, they said he fell like snow.

[@kirkvilla9781]

@EdgarMHernandez96 I saw that,but for reason this hit defferent lmfao.

[@jc9291]

So funny how even with the shittiest CCTV footage quality, nobody can mistake that body shape 😂

[@mikebud12]

I cannot express how much I am looking forward to shane's monologue

[@Piqueblinders11]

Guard dawg has some serious talent with these opening scenes

[@tylerwalker2352]

The Bam impression at 57:04 is killing me 😂

[@orlandobegay3588]

😂😂😂😂

[@ColtonCornell-vt6es]

It's provocative, SHANE "IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

[@JordanSmith-z3w]

DONIMOESSSSS

[@VT3821]

Burber king

[@chaiborg733]

Cheezy bread

[@josephesquibel1605]

MAC DONALLDSSSS

[@cream_jeans]

Lena Dunkum donuts

[@cream_jeans]

Chicken Tendeeeez

[@ejdolo]

Noooooo! Tybalt was one of my favorite MSSP characters. A true Dawg.

[@od58882]

Has anyone else noticed that Matt has been looking especially powerful lately?

[@justintyler4693]

And real quiet about the tightwads... shanesteins island confirmed.

[@mnetzer6777]

WTF? What are your pronouns?

[@worstoftheworst12]

Riding that 432 hz wavelength brother

[@hung8969]

He’s leveled up since he married Britney, had kids and now in Texas as his kids go to school. Hes a Middle Ages dad now with a full family. Matt’s not the same old crazy Matt for the good

[@loureed1226]

why is everyone here gay for matt

[@williambond2267]

Hearts are heavy on this, the saddest of all days. Rest In Power Tybalt. Truly a Dawg amongst Cats.

[@antontsahelnikau8513]

“It’s provocative” Shane: “it gets the people going”

[@SlickRick81338]

This is way better than my internal monologue at work

[@PiscasawSaddler]

Many people dont know that Shane is a dual citizen of Isreal

[@EdgarMHernandez96]

Hey hey hey they killed our savior

[@schizvoid8774]

666 gang fuck jesus

[@UwU.dont.ask.]

Don't put that smut on his name

[@PearceVaughn]

now they control hollywood... the gotdamn JM smh@@EdgarMHernandez96

[@hypno5690]

He wields two desert eagles

[@raydawg6364]

Hell yeah dawgs. Time to stand on the gravitron once again

[@dpclerks09]

Petition for Luis to be required to wear Pimp Devil attire for all future standup tours. Like an evil Stanhope.

[@langa77777]

big dog going down on the security footage is all time! putting him out on rogan wasnt enough, he needed the mssp intro treatment too hahahaha

[@YoungBullSG]

Bud Dwyer on SNL Feb 24th BLESSED BE THE DAWGZ

[@brandonpestano]

Bam having free use on Lemaire is the hardest I've laughed at any podcast moment ever

[@andrewkoly]

Thank you. Sorry about your loss.

[@jimschlat]

sometimes im worried shanes gonna get tooo cool but i know billy and spud are always there to check him

[@justkidding8304]

It's going to be a prime opportunity for gay bill to harass Shane about having to transition, being the new face of bud light...

[@jimschlat]

@@justkidding8304 cant wait for the next war mode. they've been slacking though they're like once a month now.

[@justkidding8304]

@@jimschlat well, remember that somebody is investigating the investigators...

[@menacemanee]

The dawgs and a good ole snake in the grass this the combo we need

[@coolguy473]

I gotta slide home and hug my little furry dude. Rest easy big Tybalt

[@Derpk-rt9by]

You're cool for saying "silde home" respect big dawg

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Yea after a difficult loss of my bestest boy Enzo, I learned to be more patient and appreciative of my time with my other cat. Just love on 'em and appreciate the relatively brief time they're with us, and be slow to anger when they act afool. RIP Enzo. RIP Tybalt.

[@travisbickle1951]

@@MattH-wg7ou I had a mean street fighting cat named Devo as a kid who basically acted like a twenty pound dog. He got a blood clot in his lower back that paralyzed him and had to be put down. He made our other cat his prison bitch since they were supposed to be indoor cats, but he would fight dogs, good mouser, Devo was a lion. Rip all good cats. Rip Tybalt.

[@ghandiman]

Bless our Dawgs today is a beautiful day 🙏🙏

[@det.caribou7405]

No. Today is a somber day for our Cat Dawg has passed. A moment of silence for Tybalt 😔

[@nicklambros6873]

Tybalt entered the big litter box in the sky. Show some respect

[@ghandiman]

Y’all never lost a cat before? Don’t be gay. Every day is beautiful, dawg. Rejoice that Tybalt has returned to the divine and celebrate his life.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Luis J was basically Gargamel from the Smurfs as a teenager. Also, RIP Tybalt 😢

[@weedallweek]

57:08 Shane’s Bam impression, im glad i got to hear him say F Lemaire’s ace

[@aw782]

Shane really gets on a roll about halfway through…good cast

[@Lordfarquad210]

“By that time I discovered pimp devil wear” lmao never change

[@JoeBarron1027]

Died and wasn't gonna be recicsitated but the doctor saw the Dawgs blessed us and wanted me to see this. 🙏

[@cottonkeef5633]

Luis begging for a job might be the best "bit"

[@leviboynton]

Kinda hard to watch

[@erikaw7767]

damn you guys are the type of dudes that thought the undertaker was actually dead...

[@HitzThaDon]

​@@erikaw7767DONT MENTION SANTA. These poor boys have had enough heartbreak already from you!

[@JimNortonsAlcoholism]

​@@leviboyntonit's a joke doofus

[@johns1625]

He is really good at coke magic though

[@SnugLHqs]

Rest easy baby tybalt, I hope we never stop hearing about you 🫡

[@RaptorYfm250r]

Man Shane's inpression of James from Love On The Spectrum @41:17 is incredible

[@skroopynoopers3642]

Tybalt may be gone, but his skid marks will live on forever

[@rsanny5666]

TYBALT, REST IN PEACE YOU BEAUTIFUL CAT

[@Nwordscissorhands1738]

Rattlesnack in the dawg cage

[@loganharder7700]

Tybalt. The cat that truly had that dawg in him. Pouring one out for the OG currently.

[@johnr3552]

8:05 Perfect example of why you should do more episodes with no guests. Shane's about to tell us about Lemaire falling over, then Luis derails it by talking about how he always used to roll his ankle, and then everyone's too polite to bring the conversation back to Lemaire

[@KARN4142]

Bruh I wanted to hear about the Lameezy brewski tumble

[@SweetTreets-c1t]

Cry

[@johnr3552]

@@SweetTreets-c1t My bad, I didn't realize Luis had fans

[@BryceChillis]

Shane should just do Norm MacDonald’s monologue when he hosts

[@PaNDaSNiP3R]

Part of me really hopes Shane just bails like 5 mins before air on Saturday. 😂

[@CazhTuber]

"Tybalt, noooooooo." -Australian accent

[@daddyjub2038]

R.I.P Tybalt, to be highly regarded amongst the dawgz is a testament to your greatness. S/o Shane+Shaman, making this wait for a tow truck into a pleasant experience. Long live the Dawgz

[@ChristopherDSouza-z9v]

matt "my wife is black" McCusker!!! yeah boi!

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Love my dawgz every one

[@chadriegel2832]

Shane's gardini impression killed me 😂

[@williamhays7543]

RIP TYBALT truly took the cast to new heights, I dont think Ill ever laugh as hard as I did at a cat shitting in someones basement. Goodnight sweet prince.

[@mattlarsen8585]

The best Bam impression I’ve ever heard! Please get him on

[@connerbasham]

Pimping out lamaire to Simon Rex killed me 😂

[@InspectorButters4]

Damnit Luis is trying to "take yer jhheebbbs!!" 😂😂

[@brandonethington9147]

Bless the DAWGS

[@daking414]

Lameezy gettin sniped by Bob Lee Swagger was all I needed to see 😂😂😂

[@21sabiandrummer67]

Tybalt may have been a cat but he was a DAWG at heart. Godspeed soldier.

[@jeezlouiseproductions]

Pretty hilarious that Shane wears his good shirt every time he goes on Rogan

[@ogcodey7098]

The goats keep rising

[@DrakeMonroe]

*Free use Lemaire? Get behind me, Satan! Your temptation overwhelms me!* 😂

[@stephenmeadows2728]

Matt going to help lemaire get up like he was seriousoy worried 😂😂😂

[@the1only467]

Good to know Shane is a fellow at lover, a man of great taste. R.I.P. Tybalt