Ep 531 - Bluesky (feat. Billy)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Matt Live in IRVINE CA NEXT WEEKEND and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/ - New Tour Just Announced !!!!!!! Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want Cleveland Buffalo Baltimore @ www.shawngardini.com/ Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ lemairelee.fun/ Go To Optimum Noctis !!! Creek and Cave Austin TX @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3iu0adxfcvwdbi0k9

[@tombell4122]

Yes! Thank you for this! Needed something good to watch on a boring Saturday in winter and the dawgs provide. Blessed be the dawgs :)

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

see shawn "if you want" lmao

[@ZacharyPritchett-or4wk]

WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH BEEZER STEALING 10,000 DOLLARS FROM RYAN SHANER??

[@ho0t0w1]

reskeet!

[@vandam30]

Shawn definitely voted half-breed . He's a cuck now. I enjoyed Matt's secret podcast better.

[@Togetherwefall]

It’s cool seeing the guys back together and at Lemaires house

[@tweasterling]

@@Togetherwefall he’s his house fella

[@bos.671]

@@tweasterlingjust two weeks to flatten the Lemaire curve

[@CATALYSTdrummer]

This Shane guy should be a guest more often

[@Sabodable]

Who?

[@torreydavis6590]

@@Sabodablethe autistic guy with socks and slides on

[@Antiluls]

The Matt only eps are absolutely trash

[@AlexisGarcia-o8t]

​@@Antiluls the door is that way 👉🏽💩

[@jacob1423]

@@AlexisGarcia-o8tnah i agree, he’s insufferable by himself

[@PunchinIt]

Billy is, and will always will be, my favorite guest. You see that "feat. Billy" and you know this pods about to go hard

[@basedbeard276]

Bro is a legend

[@randallbrineyjr]

Billy and Swim

[@SafetyLucas]

There are hundreds of hours of Billy and Spud choppin it up on WARMODE

[@WadeH-v8k]

the only people who say this are of billy's ilk. Chronically online morons who don't read or do real research, but spout every braindead conspiracy theory that they come across.

[@Togetherwefall]

🌈 💵

[@mswi2650]

Shane is never getting Lemair out of his house

[@alexanderholcombe2309]

Never. He’ll just squat when Shane leaves that’s what his kind like to do. (His kind being Pot addicts and wwe fans)

[@sonnyboy1618]

Just a few months bro 🤣

[@kja6336]

Jacking off around his house is a power move by lemaire

[@843Drewww]

@@sonnyboy1618the fact he been living there the whole time is hilarious

[@AEJones-dl9nn]

I hope shanes missus wants to adopt a 40 year old autistic black guy

[@jordanbarnett7247]

The Shaman doesn’t rest until the dawgz are thoroughly entertained. His hustle is inspiring.

[@alexphillips1885]

The shaman always answers our wishes

[@rockysmickey3797]

Tell that to the Patreon, a lot of whingy babies there

[@JohnGaltHasArrived]

You haven't seen the entire episode, since it's only been out for 20 minutes. Maybe he does rest halfway through...

[@logandillon5892]

Bro works like 20 hours a week max. 😂 good on him tho

[@s85593]

Why are you nerds so low t for matt?? Eww creeps.

[@MrChalac]

Nothing makes Shane more relatable than playing fkn Bannerlord for 12 hours straight. Who doesn't strive to be a medieval lord

[@greenburg2276]

I like to imagine he’s just playing vanilla too

[@TheMegatron489]

Didn't listen yet just perusing lol. Banner or Manor lords?

[@Manicfuguestate]

@@TheMegatron489 Mount and Blade II Bannerlord.

[@rustyshackleford8473]

Seeing the boyz come together is always amazing.

[@BigScrap4042]

Gay

[@WesleySnipesNeck]

I just miss miserable Bill. Happy Bill isn’t as funny when he’s not getting defensive

[@Rooster_RvS]

Pause

[@PenguinAmbassador]

Need spud

[@henk4]

@@WesleySnipesNeck Bill been getting to much male action recently. It's the blue balls that really adds to his defensive nature

[@bespinboi7523]

“Feat billy” = certified classic

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Freak Billy

[@tyler1735]

You know it’s a classic when the Dawg wears sandals and knee socks. In his lad era.

[@scv909]

🌈 💵

[@DTTWOPP]

B diddy

[@knightvr_112]

Gaybilly!

[@SWeeks_CS]

Lemair is Shane’s house elf for sure. He can’t leave until Shane gives him a rock hard sock 😂

[@SWeeks_CS]

Lemair saying "master has given Lemair a cum sock" Sounds very 1776

[@JB-is4gt]

😂😂😂

[@Chrissmithers2]

Dude.. I Swear… seeing an MSSP pod with Baby Billy restores my hope in life, blessed be Billy and the shaman for keeping the cast afloat while the young bull is to and fro from Philly.

[@BigScrap4042]

Don't be so gay

[@bossHogOG]

G g g g g A

[@richardlozano5273]

Gggg. Aaaa. Yyyy

[@mandolorian162]

He's literal here and its L.A. lmao

[@BigScrap4042]

@@Chrissmithers2 don't be so 🌈

[@pirateninjacat85]

Watching Matt skateboard around the park for the ad made my day. They need more skateboarding content.

[@caaaaaaaaa]

My stoney babyyyy

[@mickgofficial]

Grow up and move to irvine took me out🤣

[@krookiemonster2673]

Right they should fix the intro now, put Matt's 180 in place of the fruitbooter.

[@buchie7439]

skate life

[@843Drewww]

Imagine its 3am your 3 joints deep and you hear shane and billy as your randoms on cod😂😂

[@vikinginspace4881]

Imagine it's 8:38am and you wake up, hit the rest of last night's joint left in the ashtray and you see THE Cold Ass Riding legend of KZbin commenting on MSSP. Merry Christmas mate🎄🫡

[@XAN95-ICT]

"It's kinda nice, you get a second beat" Welcome to edging brother

[@William2Firearms]

yo im BRICKED up dawg 🧱⬆️

[@kylegordy113]

Hahahaha i had this exact thought 10 Mins ago at that prt 😂

[@bobbycarreras9475]

hope spudman is staying blessed wherever he is

[@ffnovice7]

You are wholesome ☺️

[@DeepGreenResearch]

Blessed be thy Spud

[@alexandercowlishaw]

Deep undercover with blueanon

[@WW12882]

He’s at Mar-a-lago right now with Bannon.

[@peachmelba1000]

​@@WW12882Four buttondowns on, dining on the finest Mickey D's😅

[@dentonvisual]

It's so nice to have mom and dad back together

[@Vex319]

it really is when you need them the most

[@PabloSanchez-hj5fb]

Just broke up with my girl today. Needed this

[@closcer3950]

@@PabloSanchez-hj5fbstop leaving comments like this it's cringe

[@naynaysaddler]

Got bedbugs.

[@beerenjoyer3]

@@closcer3950nah we support our bros through hardships always

[@Owen-C1997]

​@@closcer3950 just got anal raped in jail and released on own recognizance today. Needed this.

[@bjwist3rror]

The Shaman, Big Kahuna, and our sweet gay Baby Billy. Truly dawgz we are replesdently blessed.

[@PearceVaughn]

🌈💸

[@neilprichard]

Gay Bill

[@jarnold1789]

🌈💸

[@ACslater1]

Resplendently *

[@jackgudenrath7437]

The gayest man I know our darling Billy

[@scottlawrence1826]

Thank you & God bless you too Shane! I'm just recently back in the Church after a 20 year break. The way you cheer on the Catholic Church was one of the reasons I even considered going back. Thank you, truly.

[@imrobotjo]

Matt was running wild so Shane had to come back and get him in check lol

[@mattwheatley593]

I thought that exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaycole6429]

@@mattwheatley593Shane saw 1 second of the last set Matt used and immediately flew back to Austin.

[@A-Ghost518]

I didn't watch it. It looked wild. Was it good? 😂😂😂

[@Antiluls]

Thank god the Matt only eps with guests are atrocious

[@Tamer8263]

@Anituls yo anus breath, keep your opinion to yourself, you probably have the attention span of a toddler and can’t listen to anyone talk about a subject for longer than a minute.

[@masomargiela7475]

Matt AND Shane’s secret podcast?? We survived the drought boys

[@DerekOfRivia]

Ep 504 "yo dawgs" Ep 522 " blessed to be dawgz" Ep 530 "the dawgs have been blessed" These are your comments. You stink. You're like an MSSP version of a bot.

[@masomargiela7475]

@@DerekOfRivia yea I like to support Matt and Shane and boost the algo with a comment before I even watch. Your absolute loser ass really went out your way to check my previous comments and come back under my post to reply to me. But I’m the bot 😂 Go beat your meat you lonely prick I can tell no one loves you

[@Nik-rx9rj]

@@DerekOfRiviajust a hater

[@JB-yr4vd]

Facts… this shits boring asf when its just matt

[@caseymartin6657]

@@DerekOfRivia damn man you get some sand in your vagina?

[@DzTubz]

Lemaire is so cool for letting them use his pad for the pod

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

"Kendrick Lamar looks like Whoopi's daughter" within the first 90 seconds 😂 it's going to be a great episode

[@SweetDeeSee]

A big part of me likes when Lamaire gets lectured

[@jonathanmcsweeney1983]

Because he's dumb?

[@eddieharman3650]

Lemaire stand up is fine. Hes probably a good dude such as Matt, but like Matt his stand up is just alright. If neither one never met Shane they would still be doing open mics.

[@pattymills9752]

@@SweetDeeSeeyikes.. Shane’s fanbase is becoming quite parasocial

[@SweetDeeSee]

@@pattymills9752 exactly why I stated I’m cynical, I’m obviously not his PR manager you goof

[@plasmapanasonic4741]

His a stereotypical black...

[@ShredHouseGaming]

I love that Matt has turned his prosperity into developing every skill he had to leave behind before. God speed to the shaman

[@FloorFourteen]

LeMaire taking out Whoopi and putting on her clothes like a Hitman game is fucking hilarious

[@Lift4gainz]

LeMaire is just whoopi allergic to shellfish 😂

[@tannermcguire7713]

Unfortunately their just as dumb

[@jimmyrustler8983]

"Excellent work, Agent 40oz"

[@MrSlayerboy99]

@@jimmyrustler8983goddamnit

[@Chrissmithers2]

The best MSSP podcast formula 1. MSSP ft Warmode 2. MSSP ft Baby Billy

[@riccy871]

3. MSSP ft Swim

[@toddpacker9818]

1A Gerben

[@althetriangle2559]

Billy. Warmode. Sam Tallent

[@bossHogOG]

Huh Bill is mid and only tolerable around Shane.

[@PearceVaughn]

@@bossHogOG I hope youre proud of being retarded.

[@brians7901]

Billy believing everyone except Michael Jackson as a pedophile, is hilarious.

[@iTzDeyo]

Nothing makes me more happy than realizing I'm not alone, and it being a gay bill take aswell is so comforting. Mj wasn't a diddler

[@brians7901]

@iTzDeyo bro mj fucked all the kids

[@Sethclement96]

Macaulay himself said nothing happened

[@brians7901]

@Sethclement96 yeah so do lots of kids who were properly groomed to think it didnt damage them

[@Sethclement96]

@ he’s like 39 he’s not a kid and still maintains the same opinion. you don’t think a famous actor who has been through ups and downs hasn’t been to therapy and wouldn’t have talked about being molested by the dude who wrote beat it? he’s healthy now and still says nothing happened. i don’t disagree that stuff like that happens but i definitely don’t think in this case.

[@tyler1735]

Imagining Soder crashing out and winding up to hit DeRosa is the funniest thing lmao.

[@contento66]

and then DeRosa is still salty complaining about it 5hrs later lol

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

DeRosa sitting there like "Ow, what'd you do that for?"

[@christophers8443]

432hz gang where you at?

[@fartspoo4244]

Chilling with yer mom dude. Come by.

[@cartergrant6504]

right here brother

[@itsgrape139]

God bless brother

[@followthewhiterabbt]

Here big dawg

[@williamjohnson9158]

🐶 🆙

[@HunterSeesCreative]

My Brothers... Today we rejoice for the blessings bestowed upon us. Whatever you're going through, however hard things may seem, let this be a reminder that there is always light at the end of the tunnel, even if you can't see it yet.

[@perfectcellsucks6645]

Amen

[@billyscheck9528]

A proper dawg youth pastor blessing the comments

[@HunterSeesCreative]

@billyscheck9528 my brother in dawg, there’s no youth around this pastor, I assure you 😳

[@unglemergy]

right on bro

[@ffnovice7]

I decided to take the blue pill and decided to get a (town)house to increase my chances of getting a Women. Wish me luck dogies

[@acedbridge5651]

“If skeet don’t get you reskeet will”. “If Pete don’t get you repeat will” 😂😂😂

[@user--710]

Phil🎉

[@acedbridge5651]

@ the 🐐 🐐🐐

[@adamgooch930]

Lamair casually dropping the value of Shane’s house daily

[@WalterwhitesRV]

Matt and Shane back together? Blessed be our dawgz

[@itzFlaco723]

Matt saying “that’s what I heard” when he says some information that a Guest told him on the pod like a week ago is hilarious 😂😂

[@BretMish]

“I haven’t smudded my laptop out, it’s just a workhorse.” Hahahaaha

[@eddygreen5094]

Lameezy making post election sad dawgs is what I’m thankful for lol

[@tapetrader2590]

That rug really ties the room together …

[@kiserschaus]

Does it not....

[@alexdatoss8962]

Which one? 😂

[@brianwoods9526]

Lamaire put that down over his puke the first week Shane was away

[@andrewhardwick4480]

@@alexdatoss8962exactly lmao

[@lylewesner6461]

Did anyone get the reference?

[@raydawg6364]

Matt with the business decision in the skate park 😂😂 long live the Shaman!

[@Dumplingu]

Lemaitre taking stray shots as soon as papa Shane comes back is wild

[@yoBigWave]

Definitely not strays, the man watches the View and cries after elections. Get checked.

[@Skrmp33]

Matt’s sigma gridset is inspiring. He’s on the road grinding but still comes back and feeds the dawgs. Bless the shaman

[@rihardsrozans6920]

While also taking care of an actual family, dude's a beast

[@steadyghoulin]

Starting my new years rewatching this after work

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Omg everyone's back in Austin. I'm so happy.

[@connerross612]

Always a blessing to see part of the legendary WarMode on the pod.

[@salasoccer8]

The way the shaman does as reads is next level. Most of the time I fast forward through ads on other podcasts. But mssp I just never know what I’m gonna get and I am not bored watching their ad reads. I hope they get paid extra for that

[@cde1147]

Visited my grandparents when all of the sudden Gerbies shows up acting in a Hallmark Christmas movie they were watching. What is happening 😂😂😂

[@mrdrprof99]

That Movie is directed by McKeever

[@cde1147]

​@@mrdrprof99Makes sense!! Saw it in passing and was questioning reality for a moment.

[@JayDubJokes]

@@cde1147what’s the name of the movie?!

[@MegaClogger]

Title. Now.

[@DerianHatcher2]

@@MegaCloggerHolly and the Hot Chocolate

[@dranksinatra4058]

Billy without spud is like ice cream without sprinkles

[@north6star]

Only the children like it?

[@RockyMountainWest13]

They will sing great songs in grand halls for generation in his name. Spudsternasty3000

[@MatthewLeach]

I love how professional this podcast is.

[@iwantorbs]

Driving home after a sunset hike spent collecting seeds from the vanilla leaf plant and the family is reunited, many blessings.

[@closcer3950]

Uhhhh gay guy much?

[@lhb1835]

Don’t listen boh.. the trolls are miserable creatures. Joking with the bohs is very best time but anonymous shit posting has zero sustenance

[@thegreatboppilini9006]

That actually sounds beautiful, dude. Keep up the natural livin’

[@RockyMountainWest13]

Gay

[@davedizzle23]

​@@RockyMountainWest13not e en remotely gay

[@j0sh707]

I was really hoping they would have Shane standing at a podium for his triumphant return!

[@chipdiesel9788]

Hes still in a pod like every week

[@josh-ll]

Fr people are crazy ​@@chipdiesel9788

[@Anton-qc1fk]

Matt getting ahold and discovering the “eeeeeeEEEEUUUGHHHHAAAAAh” sound is so great

[@robertupson5274]

Billy being the biggest conspiracy theorist and still believing MJ didn’t touch kids is top tier

[@nev12345678910]

Mj being a pred is such a mainstream belief it’s almost contrarian to think he wasn’t a toucher

[@evangelionl0vr857]

@@nev12345678910unless you’re black.

[@DeShawnGreen2001]

trump had MJ living in the towers, he also used to let MJ play video games and hang out with his children, Trump wouldn't let anyone touch his kids but him his ego's too big so I feel like that makes a good case for MJ being innocent imo. its also textbook smearing while they were trying to buy his rights from underneath him

[@codywearsoxnot]

He was savagely attacked by a pack of “lawyers” I’m not going to say what race they are

[@codywearsoxnot]

They were Jewish

[@scottysz7955]

If Skeet don’t get ya, Reskeet will. Classic Phil reference that went unnoticed. Too good!

[@ryeann2567]

This podcast has the best intro hands down.

[@efusbooceefus3591]

Blessings are upon us on this Saturday ❤

[@Nick.Yarbrough]

The energy dolphins have returned with good tidings for all the dawgs! ⚡ 🐬 Tonight, we dine in the Valhalla of comedy podcasts.

[@evanho4538]

shane dying on the drake hill is so funny

[@user-bf5vi6yg8n]

Wonder why

[@cdr861532]

It’s amazing how 100% of the comments are positive. Idk anywhere on the internet where this happens other than here…..at the dawg house!

[@DillyBar_666]

Positivity is gay

[@KeeganPower-x2i]

Gay Baby Billy Monroe prank calls negative commenter's in their dreams

[@peternchlls9]

dammmmmm we up in the dawg haus baby

[@benstevens2696]

Shaman with the "M" on his sneakers... just in case he forgets his initials

[@WHDRWN]

id?

[@benstevens2696]

@@WHDRWN Karhu Mestari

[@deezlesteezle]

Phat blatt matt

[@jacksonbrockwell2227]

Shane’s house… easily defined by the sword on the mantle and the Xbox controller still warm from an 8 hour college football dynasty session.

[@RaTekNeek]

19:28 Billy is that guy in the work place that kinda overheard someone else’s conversation and then starts believing and spreading that rumor as fact. He is gossip girl

[@AyeSayGang]

Billy and Spud on every podcast going forward

[@shaynecheshire5133]

Shrek 2

[@jarnold1789]

Absolutely

[@TylerDoughertySalmon]

As I lay here post nut. My nose stuffed up and heart racing. I appreciate every single thing all of you do.

[@northrndisordr9219]

Your doing the cheap blow dawg

[@OK7studios]

"fall in the Princess Bride" almost had me spit out my coffee, props to bro Billy

[@trevlesh4742]

Bless us, O Lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord. Amen

[@kol4321]

🙏🙏🙏

[@brantleyhester6641]

Amen

[@Elwrath]

Amen 🙏 🍺

[@wvhoipolloi7035]

WILLLLD, WILD WILD WEST

[@user-bb5tv2hq9y]

good to see that matt is putting in the work these last few weeks

[@calebaikenmusic]

Shane saying Leno was like Harvey dent after his fall is hilarious get it in the special

[@Mikemikemike13579]

I was refreshing my KZbin feed praying for some good new content… I have been blessed 🙏

[@moisesBTW]

Gather 'round, gather 'round. The dawgs are back in town

[@rburke1017]

You guys made me sneak into the bedroom at 1:15am to find my ear cleaning app thing and I sat there digging through my earhole the rest of the episode.

[@432HzOnSandAndWater]

Dawgz petition to mandate everytime Shane’s gone he gets substituted with a Warmode member.

[@Rabbleroust]

Is your pfp Shane’s woman? Lmfao

[@thaicobb3440]

Lemaire said he'd move out in 6 months, that was 11 months ago

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

What do you expect from a kumbala voter

[@EastboundAndDowns]

Lazy LaMeezy isn't going anywhere

[@CorpVcorp]

Haven’t laughed this much since the last great pod w all you guys together

[@Lee_Lee1776]

34:30 Prayers for Big Phil. Hope he heals and can drink a few watching football.

[@herbiusderbius]

During these challenging times, we'll only be stronger when we're done. Don't die in that goddamn sweat suit. That's something that Oprah would wear.

[@ho0t0w1]

My sister has Down Syndrome and she DOES make a helluva lotta choices, and Shane is right she's very determined once those decisions are made.

[@justinland1208]

She single?

[@ho0t0w1]

​@@justinland1208she's too about her money 😂 she has 2 jobs and gets real mad if she loses any work time

[@Thejumpcheese]

The best trio. Keep em humble, Billy 😂

[@nuclearlemonade7519]

blessed be the DAWGS 🙏🙏 🌈💵

[@dreamjackson5483]

Good to see matt repping skateboarding. It's the best sport I've ever done. Most difficult for sure

[@ezraa7777]

Matt absolutely shredding makes my heart happy gonna get back on the board after seeing those front 180/

[@RyanClark-dl3sd]

42:06 Shane playing bannerlord for 12 hours confirms he is the bro. I need to know who he’s playing.

[@Rabbleroust]

No was he has less that 60 fian champions

[@halverick7010]

He strikes me as a heavy axemen type of fella

[@smonkey86]

35:52 jared mccain

[@turtlegoo9604]

So glad the boys are back together again

[@Elver_Gon12]

Waiting for the video of Shane chasing and beating Lemair in the hallway with a bathrobe on

[@ballacaust]

fusion frenzy is dope, respect for the deep cut

[@shanegarcia5963]

Seeing Mattty and Shaneis in the same room is so beautiful

[@Saavedra765]

CLASSIC SETTING POD OH MY GAWD

[@nathanwinhusen6017]

If by classic you mean like 2 months ago then yea i guess

[@pauljoseph8338]

@@nathanwinhusen6017 it’s been 5 months, and if it doesn’t seem like 5 years…u ain’t a classic dawg.

[@nathanwinhusen6017]

@pauljoseph8338 well that's what I mean I've been on the patreon since 2018, Shane's house still seems like the new set to me it's funny to see someone else call it thr classic setting

[@Saavedra765]

@@nathanwinhusen6017 haven’t really started watching old test yet but obv the classic is the American flag w/ gamer chairs and treasure map desk. That truly was the peak of their set. Second being the funny ass podium setup Matt is doing rn

[@pauljoseph8338]

@@nathanwinhusen6017 ok I got ya. That’s cool, my dawg.

[@mommyford1313]

I needed these 3 dawgz today at Lemair's House TM

[@bigval2601]

Lemairs house friggin rules

[@Mimekiller]

Lemair has 100 percent brought some absolute 3s back to that house

[@Willthrill8]

Misspelled bought

[@rgjeffcoat8106]

i don’t know what’s harder, shane’s cash money records slides or bill’s sister of guadalupe slides. the boys like their slides drippy bruh

[@stoicker2033]

Sweetest words in the english language "feat. Billy"

[@shaiclark627]

In 2003, at 12 years old, I gave my first-ever PowerPoint-defending MJ’s innocence. The “fly-in” effect and rainbow gradient? Unhinged. My computer teacher was shook 😅

[@snowfrosty1]

Damn miss, you were kinda wild for that lmao 🙏🏽🤣

[@CorpVcorp]

Thanks for coming back Shane, we needed you

[@CREEPINGCARP9248]

14:52 "TERRAIN!! PULL UP! PULL UP!"✈️💥

[@bos.671]

Hilarious lol

[@simonpenum]

Billy could be third mic on here easily. I swear all of his episodes are instant favourites

[@Togetherwefall]

I had no idea the dawgs blessed us with yet another pod this week!! Shout out to Matt for holding it down like a mf pimp. It brings me such joy to see Matt and Shane together in person at Lemaires house

[@markuzantonious13]

The boys are back in town

[@4242Chucknorris]

Gotta appreciate Matt's been holding it down

[@northrndisordr9219]

Dope to see alot more of baby billy and spade the past 6 months. All classic episodes

[@jldoubleu4993]

0:50 already one of the funniest bits in new testament history. im so glad the boyz are back in town