Ep. 5: “Detention” | Ned's Declassified Podcast Survival Guide

[@NedsPod]

Favorite story from this episode??

[@onallyrose1996]

Be cookie was my fav 🔥😂

[@jlshadday6401]

P Cookieee 🍪 Still waiting on some guests to join you. Great job guys!

[@supernoob17]

scott fellows going full gigachad and eating dog treats like it was nothing

[@SilverYPheonix]

COOKIE P COOKIE~ 🔥P-COOKIEEEE🔥

[@spencerstingley]

50% scott fellows, 50% P-Cookie

[@kayzaac]

Love how Devon and Lindsey are confessing all their criminal activity and Dan's just there like... "y'all crazy-ass white people".

[@carri4799]

😂😂

[@_Rhatsody]

lmaoo

[@javieraceves2252]

Devon knows he wouldn’t have gotten away with those crimes

[@spaciouswheat4580]

Being a white woman really saved her lol. And I'm not much of that kinda guy, but if Dan did that, he'd have been in prison I'm sure

[@Pyroplanet1993]

He's just over here not my part of the show

[@CesarDaSalad]

The amount of actual crimes they've confessed to in just three episodes is incredible 😂

[@Gail_the_Snail]

HONESTLY!!!! Like how is that ok

[@galactic85]

Coming soon: The sequel podcast. "Ned's Declassified Prison Survival Guide!"

[@Chibisaurus_]

@@Gail_the_Snail No one said it was okay - but dont act like you've never done dumb shit as a teen/young adult.

[@shrimpbabyremix5006]

Yeah but in a good way

[@unknown93516]

@@Gail_the_Snail 🙄

[@technicolordreamer]

I feel like Devon's story of being in jail overnight could totally be an episode of Ned's Declassified Adult Survival Guide, if they were to ever make that.

[@robertkirby5955]

@@YFourteen I was just thinking about that episode earlier today!

[@NedsPod]

Good idea..🤔

[@alejandroangel998]

Tip 345 "how to get out of jail alive?"

[@finchborat]

@@YFourteen And that episode where he and Josh got arrested and found themselves with real criminals. Their parents punished them so they would learn the importance of behaving.

[@hessiankyojin]

@@NedsPod Take notes of these kinds of great comments. ;)

[@KnapfordMaster98]

I love how 90% of this podcast series is "nothing happens in this episode, oh except for this and that and also this major introduction, hey remember when we were legally declared missing in the bermuda triangle?"

[@LauDor08]

I love seeing a cast that grew up on a non-toxic, healthy, fun, fair, non-Dan Schneider set. He was really the common denominator to the shows that had drama and trauma.

[@ccorvid]

yuuuuup!

[@kwatt88]

Hit the nail on the head with that one

[@TheRealSullyG]

This podcast is such a blessing

[@JDAWG2111]

Nice to see you here, Sully!

[@NedsPod]

Thanks for tuning in! 🤓

[@Z6D4C4]

@SLV Right, I wish they covered two episodes of the show per podcast. I like hearing about their lives as well, but the show stuff is very interesting!

[@robertmccray7080]

​@@NedsPod thank you guys as well frfr

[@KitsuneGod28]

I am waiting on the AYAOTD( are you afraid of the dark ) podcast

[@Dre5ds]

Daniel’s face while they tell their evading the law stories is hilarious cause I know exactly what he thinking 😅😬

[@DiegoGarcia-yl3im]

*Run meme starts*

[@Gelime_]

🙌🙌

[@ObeyAmmalol]

Exactly 💀💀💀

[@Myaccount923]

Lmaoo right! Especially Lindsey! Oh white privilege

[@amandahaggist963]

EXACTLY!! His eyes when Lindsey said she was ashing into a wine bottle while driving in Malibu... it was amazing. 😅

[@Bando710]

This trio has always WORKED. The chemistry is unmatched.

[@Yaahello]

Man i would love an episode of getting some of the other cast to guest star especially Daran Norris since he's the voice of so many childhood memories

[@PavilonHD]

They have to bring Darren for sureeee

[@diegofantin6012]

Yeah there is a lot of iconic characters

[@SlashinatorZ]

I already asked Claire Sawyer future lawyer if she would like to be on this and she said she'd love to

[@edgaresquivel5804]

@@SlashinatorZ and who are you?

[@taylorm7777]

​@@edgaresquivel5804 and why are you rude?

[@aninterestinusername]

Lindsay admitting her many many crimes that she got away with is crazy

[@angelacanedit]

she's a changed woman lmao

[@jg2722]

She reminds me of Wanda. “I’m not crazy” type

[@laurencarey8486]

The reason this podcast works is because they are so honest ❤

[@nadinerusso0808]

the way this podcast has clutched my life in its claws and is now the main thing i look forward to every week lmao

[@NathanRedd2430]

Wake up, open KZbin and watch it to start my day lol

[@Robert-tl3eb]

Helps me get through work

[@doctorquik9793]

This Podcast is also the only thing I literally look forward to every week. Lol Love it.

[@PaolaMancera]

SAME

[@js21392]

Yea pretty much lol

[@bdeamon1]

Wow, this one turned into Devon's Guide to Surviving a Night in Jail and Lindsey's Guide to Getting Away with DUIs

[@robertoduran1672]

Best episode until now

[@jesseandries1227]

The whole story of Devon being arrested and then taken to jail, I was almost freaked out! 😳

[@edwardsimmons3190]

Man me too!!!!

[@dramaturgically]

Between this and wizards of waverly place pod is making me realize how rough my childhood was🤣not exactly this story in particular but a lot of them I’m like aw everyone’s was and still seems so innocent😭

[@pleaseshutup7053]

@@dramaturgically wizards is a little strange because it’s the friend and the dad weird combo

[@jakegodfrey4320]

Devon should honestly write a novel, because the way he told the jail story was so compelling with all the little details.

[@Echo-nn8dt]

He’s really good at telling his detailed experiences

[@juliogomez2534]

I gotta say I was totally expecting Devon's grandma to say something like "Don't worry kid, they got me too back in '50"

[@NejiHiuga9411]

Moze surprise to be the bad girl of the class is pure gold

[@jaredfells5825]

Confused how she was the bad girl, then continues to tell stories of wildly illegal shit she did lol

[@jimtimmy93]

I give Devon a lot of credit for being so transparent about his DUI. We are all human and make mistakes.

[@onlyadam9427]

I’ve loved every single episode of these podcast BUT Daniel’s wheezing at 40:50 is my favorite moment so far 😂

[@Omar-wq9dz]

2 scenes I always loved are when Ned and Cookie enter the detention classroom. The first is when Cookie tries being tough but then squeals saying, "The wind came and woo-oof, plane fly", and the second is when Ned stalls Sweeney from leaving the classroom by asking what science is which goes on for some time

[@Williamjacob7789]

Sweeney was so excited he asked. 😂

[@PepsiMan666]

The talk about your tutor on set and the dynamic between those teachers and kid actors was super interesting.

[@RyanKaufman]

Daniel was so funny in this. Didn't have the at length story time moments like Devon or Lindsey, but his little quips are so well timed. "It's better if you say it" in particular killed me

[@petros2398]

Before even diving into the video, y'all killed it on smosh's try not to laugh

[@NedsPod]

😂

[@benjaminpfister938]

That line "She's oak - you're made of kindle." is one of my favorites from the first two seasons of Ned.

[@KuroJet]

I dont even drive yet but thank you for the life lessons LMAO I love how Daniel is like: yeah, ya'll crazy, I wouldn't have been here to survive any of those stories if they happened to me LOL

[@issackliener3065]

Bruh 💀

[@mitchelljohnspencer]

STORY BELOW So glad to hear your guys mutiny story. Growing up there was a substitute elementary teacher who was so unfair and outright mean to us kids. One day we conspired with a kid who possessed the ability to throw up on command sit right in front of the teacher while she was reading something and puke all over her shoes. We didn’t see her again for over a year. Lesson is sometimes mutiny is a good thing

[@OrangePandaBear1]

y'all may have just been a bunch of shits lol

[@kwatt88]

I had a sub that we got fired too. She was super mean and we were in like 1st or 2nd grade, she threatened no to let us go to lunch so we all went and told the office and some kids were calling home from the nurses office and i feel like she was pulled out of the classroom but she may have just not come back for the rest of the week our teacher was out. 😅

[@LadyDae19]

I love how Daniel is sitting there looking at them both in disbelief and outwardly laughing, but I just know he’s thinking that he's a Black man who would have never gotten away with what they both did and the fact that he didn't say it... they weren’t lucky. They were palm colored.

[@celery7094]

Love that this episode starts with Lindsey being like “I was never in detention, I was a teacher’s pet”, and then it comes out that not only did she regularly get kicked out of class for arguing with the teacher, she’s also since committed and gotten away with multiple crimes 😂 (I genuinely love how open you all are, and how you strike that balance between not condoning bad or dangerous choices, while also being non-judgmental of the individual overall - it can be hard to know how to support your friends while also being honest with them, and the way you all communicate would genuinely be a good example for an adult survival guide) (Not to mention Daniel’s master class in how to simultaneously be there for your friends and understand their human mistakes, while also recognizing that when you zoom out, this is 100% Some White Bullshit)

[@momolynn]

POD in Podcast stands for "Play On Demand" or "Portable on Demand" Loved this episode! I enjoy all the stories from set and life that you 3 share. They're hilarious!

[@tlahmed]

I actually read that those acronyms came out as the second definition because some people didn’t want it associated with iPod.

[@dbslayer7]

The way their extended conversations about irresponsible activity leading to arrests and trouble with the law actually ties into the episode and the final tip which was "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."

[@omeletteemily932]

17:11 Lindsey and Daniel doing that together was golden. Thank you guys for making my workday go by faster and for being such wonderful human beings

[@KuroJet]

This was a golden moment. Also good taste in profile pics. ❤

[@omeletteemily932]

@@KuroJet thanks!

[@WorldinJeopardy]

Man it's crazy to think about how lucky Devon and Lindsey were with their experiences. So glad you are all safe and hopefully making many better decisions now after those experiences!

[@mordred8740]

These 2 are gonna get back together. I can feel it. Invite me to the wedding when it happens

[@marievieati]

the comment on the dress at the beginning had *me* blushing lol

[@mione134]

The chemistry is still there. It's beautiful to see. Glad they're both happy and healthy.

[@leia5720]

Same I feel like this podcast has given them the opportunity to really become closer as active friends rather than old friends who just keep in touch, at this point them getting back together feels very possible. If they end up together, they better invite Scott Fellows and the person who cast them to the wedding lol.

[@pendafen7405]

However it shakes out, I hope it's in both (all, if we're including Daniel) of their highest good. Important to bear in mind though: there's such a thing as amicable exes, and leaving things in the dust where you find them. Moving on and staying platonic is also a beautiful way to exist.

[@Freddy3Jersem]

make me ur plus one if u get one !:D

[@raulfreshiee9258]

My girlfriend and I started rewatching Ned’s Declassified because of this podcast so we can keep track of the references. This podcast is so funny and chill, keep it up guys ❤️

[@Punkypurplechaos]

‘I coulda got gains off some dog treats’ is my quote of the year 🤣☠️

[@blueBruSea]

The prelude to Cookie Confidence! Its good to hear it from those that we kinda grew up with. Nobody is perfect. Getting into trouble is inevitable, but if you can avoid doing something stupid then do it. You might get lucky, or one action can change yours or someone else's life in an instant.

[@JurassicLion2049]

Man you think that guy in jail years later sees this podcast and goes “I KNEW THAT KID WAS ON DISNEY CHANNEL!!” 😂

[@landonmiles97]

They were on Nickelodeon.

[@JurassicLion2049]

@@landonmiles97 That's the joke dude

[@Tarlyne]

​@@landonmiles97way to kill the joke 😂

[@eg-cv3bz]

Nickelodeon fumbled the bag with an adult version of neds declassified

[@andeeharry]

49:54 Thier convictions is listed on thier wikipedia IMBU page anyway. I remember reading about this stuff last year. I was looking at each of them as I wondered what they have been up to and it totally shocked me to find out that Ned ended up in trouble with the law, bad timing with his parents divorce and anything else. Nice, that they are open and honest about it.

[@mybittersweetme]

I'm living for shoeless lindsey in all of these episodes! That's me everywhere for sure!

[@aprilkrg]

Bless you Daniel for always bringing it back to the topic of the show 😂 the whole groups capacity for remembering bits and old jokes is hilarious

[@pabloperales6998]

I appreciate you guys speaking on DUIs because they are absolutely a real thing. I myself am 4 years post Dui since the 15th of this month where i had totaled my car, (only had for 6 months) Fractured my spine, was Bedridden for 7 months, & had to learn to walk without assistance. Complete hell I went through but what a blessing it was to change my trajectory of my life. I avoided surgery, being paralyzed, & death all within the same motion. 2 weeks post accident, i find out that my gf was 2 months pregnant & when life hits you, really comes full force. Things happen for a reason and im thankful to be here to see my son grow. 1% better everyday. Thank you guys for being real fam

[@rinzldev]

When you realize that Cookie was the least bad guy in today's episode. I love it

[@charsk00ter]

Based on how they describe Scott working with the kids and how comfortable they felt and fun they had, I wish he worked on more Nick shows instead of you-know-who.

[@BilingualRainbow]

Oh man. Lindsey was in a bad way, so glad she's in a better place now.

[@XandstarSan]

There's an episode of Big Time Rush where the band is getting "homeschooled" by teachers that Gustavo hired, and in that episode they didn't want to study with those teachers, they wanted to study at the palmwoods school, so they all got in together to hatch a plan and get those teachers fired. Then in the end Gustavo, is the one teaching them. So maybe Scott Fellows had that episode idea because of what Devon, Daniel, and Lindsey did with their actual teachers.

[@nickstalgia]

Este episodio fue la historia de origen para el “es cookie, es cookie”. Que por cierto es una parodia de “somos pixies” de los padrinos mágicos

[@punksam101]

De la canción de run dmc ???

[@Spidmaan5920]

Outside of the show you guys are individually funny. This podcast is only going to get better as it goes

[@neoflashjf]

Seeing them all reminisce on the past and just be friends as adults is so amazing to watch! Nickelodeon really messed up passing on this reboot and I hope one day they come to their senses.

[@vt_hikaru]

Devon's DUI story is so real man. I feel like we were all young and dumb and made similar decisions. I thankfully I never got into an accident nor pulled over but looking back I realized man I got so lucky doing that is so so stupid and dangerous. So yea especially now in 2023 just Uber man it's not worth it

[@jakegodfrey4320]

After hearing about him in this episode, if he wants to it would be so fun if your tutor Scott came on the pod, I bet it would evoke loads of memories!

[@mikeealejandro]

Y’all were hilarious on smosh’s try not to laugh 😂 😂😂

[@smeyely]

Yupyup

[@puffpuffjess]

i desperately need y'all to discuss the music from the episodes! i was watching on netflix and most of the music has been replaced with generic copyright free audio instead of the original songs but the subtitles expose them haha the first episode i noticed was in lockers when susie opens her locker and according to the lyrics daniel beddingfield's 'gotta get through this' plays. this episode had can't deny it by fabolous when cookie is walking into the lunch room. the show itself is already incredibly nostalgic but hearing these songs that accidentally soundtracked my childhood is so awesome! look forward to the new episode every week

[@zekeg.4821]

Can devon just talk about Ned's crush on Suzie 🤣 best ship from the show

[@HIGHTS]

She was in WALKING DEAD too for a good while!

[@nestronicalnet7620]

Oh no, now I’m gonna see Devin on those videos “Top Ten Celebrities from your childhood who went to jail!”

[@CraigThePoet]

Devon's jail story sounds like a scene from a sitcon lmao

[@alecxacarpinter5707]

it’s exiting to hear what happened behind cámaras , and your actual personalities as child actors 😂. Love you guys

[@andrewhedrick1612]

Lindsey is a gremlin and I'm here for it 😂

[@monsterzzarereal]

This heals a part of my inner child I didn’t know needed healing!! Ty!! Love y’all always 🖤

[@kaylah9206]

This podcast has made Wednesdays way better

[@mariovena7483]

Muchas gracias chicos por regalarnos esto, realmente me quede muy emocionado con la idea de que continuaran la serie y todavía no pierdo la esperanza, pero esto del Podcast quiero decirles que son muy buenos, me encantaría que lo sigan explotando y no solo hablando de NedsDeclassified si no también que hablen de sus puntos de vista de la vida, de la sociedad, de las cosas que pasan en el mundo. me encanto este formato de Podcast y me gustaría que lo sigan haciendo.

[@jaguarluv13]

24:44 Devin’s little eyebrow raise when he says “what’s that?” 👀

[@heavenlygal101]

WOW! I love how candid you all are, with each other is one thing(you are all friends), but with us... Thank you for coming together for this Podcast. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide was an underrated, but a good, fun, relatable show.

[@imseeno]

I love how the theme of the episode they reviewed was also reflected upon their actual lives.

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

I gotta say… I’ve been really enjoying this podcast series. It feels like catching up with old friends from high school. Not in a creepy para-social way though haha… Keep up the good work guys!

[@Juggler1525]

Lindsey is so beautiful and such a good spirit :) I feel like she's that friend who's been through it and can lift others up higher than they could themselves.

[@RyanStorey1231]

While we're swapping embarrassing run-ins with the law stories, I'll share mine: In my early 20s, I was going through a tough bout of mental health issues, poverty, and unemployment. So I started shoplifting small things from Walmart. My method was simple: I'd stuff Walmart grocery bags I'd already had in my pocket, walk into the store, grab what I needed, then go to an unoccupied area of the store out of sight from people or cameras, and put things in these bags, then walk out the door pretending that I had just checked out. One day, I got a little too cocky with this and made the mistake of making guilty-looking eye contact with one of the managers as I walked in. I thought nothing of it, so I did my usual thing and tried to walk out. But then this group of managers stopped me and actually brought me to their office to interrogate me. Apparently, they had been building a case against me. And they had already called the cops, and one responded. I was so terrified. The one cop came in and handcuffed me and everything (ngl, that part was kinda hot). But I started crying profusely. Mind you, I was not the criminal type. I was an autistic little goody-two-shoes as a kid and I just happened to be down on my luck. I had never been in any trouble of any kind, and I knew for a fact that I would not survive in jail. But I think the cop took pity on me, then asked the managers if they really wanted to press charges on such a low-level case of theft. I think they pitied me as well, so they told the cop no. So he uncuffed me, and escorted me off the property and I drove home while literally having a panic attack. Needless to say, I never shoplifted again. And luckily, shortly after that, I got my shit together. I found a job, got back on my feet, and I finally got a diagnosis for Austism Spectrum Disorder (formerly known as Asperger's). And now, I'm good. I never told anyone about this in my real life because it was so embarrassing. Though, the getting handcuffed part was cool, not gonna lie. 😂 I'm just glad that I chose Walmart to shoplift from and not Target. Pro tip for shoplifters: Well, first of all, DON'T. But if you do, do not shoplift from Target! Their Loss Prevention does not fuck around. I've literally seen videos of them tackling shoplifters to the ground and handcuffing them.

[@johnstewart5899]

This show was such a big part of my childhood. So glad to see they still like hanging out together. Ned looks like a badass with that beard, cookie got jacked, and moze is radiant. These guys aged like wine

[@kylecacilhas6093]

I'm gonna rewatch the series now

[@TheWrestlinEra]

It’s a must

[@lisamarie296]

I’ve actually got my kids watching it now lol they love it💜

[@wolvesbane1748]

Give me a site to watch it on

[@lisamarie296]

@@wolvesbane1748 we watch it on Paramount+

[@GeneticWorks]

I’m watching per episode to podcast episode

[@ejaybugboy3yt]

Gotta say. Of this entire recent boom of old show podcasts, you guys might just have the best one. All three main characters, insanely funny, and great stories all around.

[@saramcclernan]

This podcast is just unlike every other one I listen to in the best way. It's just so funny and real and somehow so relatable 😂😂

[@Jim_The_Fish]

This and Christie’s podcast (Ren from Even Stevens) are actual gifts to humanity

[@thecourrrr]

i just love how theyre like "oh scott, our teach was innocent and fair." Then he punished them with eating dog treats lmao

[@taylorm7777]

Well let's not forget, do not drink and drive because you can kill someone! Not just "jail sucks"

[@KimberlyAlfau]

You make my week!!!! Really love the serie and the podcast!

[@NedsPod]

Thanks for tuning in!

[@slntbtch]

Thank you for making my childhood, love you guys 😘🖤🖤

[@NedsPod]

Thank you for sticking with us 🥹

[@slntbtch]

@@NedsPod omg you replied back 😩 BRB crying 😭

[@NejiHiuga9411]

So many years you can see it, Coockie and Ned has telepathy in opinions and memories

[@MrEGato]

I remember as a kid i didnt have cable Neds was on a mexican channel i thought it was such a great show! Years later i see it in netflix… now i for sure know it is a great show!

[@mariom5164]

I love how they open up to tell these stories, they were worried at that moment that these incidents would become public and could ruin their lives but now they tell it in a very natural way from a more responsible point of view and as a wake-up call in their lives, I love this podcast. Love you guys ♥️

[@MultimarcasFer]

I don't usually like podcast. But these three are a big part of my childhood. Love it

[@joserafaelo8954]

Sé que solo cookie entenderá este comentario, pero son lo máximo!!!!

[@jordaninacan]

"You like that smell, spider-knees?" That got me good lol

[@Jefe_Huncho187]

Finding and watching this podcast has been like running into old friends from school and still being cool with each other

[@johnmichaelchance1151]

Waiting in my truck at the DMV because their internet is down. I needed this, thank you so much!!!

[@NedsPod]

Thanks for watching!

[@user-ns7yk5ir8s]

I wish y'all all the success 💯 Neds was such a big part of me and my sibling's childhoods. Always put it on after school 🤣

[@DariusssSaid]

Y’all didn’t help me in school -but while in school I knew this show was helping so many others.. So hype to see the fresh expansion 👏🙌

[@kayla7562]

How are we so lucky to have a Ned declassified podcast?! I’m still mind blown about it.

[@loves__art]

I like to think that Lindsey’s character Moze built this set lol

[@Neopumper666]

Hearing everything Lindsey has gone through I'm liking her more and more!!

[@lexiward8859]

And my crush on Lindsey continues as I grow older hahahah she’s so cool

[@sofimiranda6198]

Lindsay is such a warrior! Love how she tells her story with a lot of strengh an responsability!

[@MakimasGoodBoy]

17:43 oh my goodness that laugh was the cutest thing I’ve ever heard

[@veinsjones8712]

you guys are getting better. keep being more and more comfortable each episode. were all in our 30's now, and we all go through things, talk about it. be real. it makes the podcast very relatable and interesting

[@camilaniz1842]

You guys are like my actual childhood, feels so great to grow up with you. Now listening to your podcast while on my adult job feels full circle

[@cpkgrownup9496]

Seeing that iconic S drawn on the chalkboard in the background took me right back to 5th grade 😅

[@tjflacid]

Lmaoooooo this is sooo awesome, their chemistry irl is insane, and them being so very self-aware in the confines of "show biz" is so tight. Love these takes coming from them, especially considering I've follower their come-ups with other projects! I look forward to seeing what comes from this, hopefully they branch out

[@SupportGamin2024]

In a middle school full of bullies,Insane Teachers and Gross School Lunches

[@bryanbarredaramos6559]

This podcast is never long enought guys, i really want to hear you more guys, a lot of love from México!

[@DaMickeyMau]

Damn, I really love and enjoyed this episode of NedsPod. Hearing your guys stories about getting pulled over getting arrested and getting sent to the dog pound was really intense. While hearing your experiences I visualize and it really does make you think about your life and how you got there. I'm thankful myself that I've never been pulled over since I've started driving nor want to feel the feeling of getting pulled over. 😅

[@mletormd5231]

I almost wish they had you guys return to the middle school as staff and did "Neds Declassified Teacher Survival Guide" or something to that effect. The amt of kids that were school children that became teachers would likely relate heavily to it and could have some adult humor maybe another paramount + show.