Ep 521 - Time Under Tension (feat. Chris Distefano)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Matt Live in CLEVELAND this wknd / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Chris Live @ www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Go See Lemaire in Janesville THIS WKND @ lemairelee.fun/

[@nickgray6305]

Don’t go see Shane, he doesn’t deserve this promotion and his shows are now filled with Dane cook fans that only know his name and couldn’t care less about comedy

[@karlmccullough287]

Chrissy Chaos stole his hair off a gay guy 😂😂😂

[@SickTroll]

@@nickgray6305calm down lil man

[@ETHANR26]

isolating nicotine from tobacco is very mom and pop uwu /s xD

[@nicholas7226]

@@nickgray6305I mean… yes that is true but still go see Shane lol

[@tanwooo]

Matt’s high T balances out Chrissy’s feminine energy

[@FlippingCapetown]

Quick maths

[@Me-ne5uu]

lol 😆 hardly though

[@6669venum]

@@FlippingCapetown quick Matts…. Inshalllah

[@bossHogOG]

@@Me-ne5uunah a lot though. Chrissy slept in his mom’s bed through his adolescence.

[@Tedtt655]

Fr I feel like the way could start a pod together

[@jeremyweems4916]

Matt's Secret Podcast blesses us again.

[@007-z7i1e]

Trash podcast

[@gavinmcdonald5566]

@@007-z7i1eis this episode bad?

[@Notgoingtoyourparty]

The Book of Mormon... I mean Matt. The New New testament.

[@panthastaa34]

​@@007-z7i1e Then get out jabroni

[@KidtheBoilermaker]

@@gavinmcdonald5566it’s just that it’s way more fun & goofy when it’s Matt & Shane together.. Don’t get us wrong, we love the shaman, but many an audience agrees that it sucks when they are solo podcasting..

[@MindsWide]

Never even thought about how perfectly these 2 chowder heads would be together

[@2smokejoke]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpiritedHills]

haha trus

[@coment00123]

Haven’t heard chowder heads in a while. Classic

[@dreaminginnoother]

Only podcaster more ADD than Matt is Chris. Pretty amazing actually.

[@bigbakaboon]

I didn't have a lot of exposure to Chris D really, for whatever reason. But him vibing with matt so well has got me subscribed.

[@josephwollslair8366]

Matt’s getting pretty good at these solo hosting episodes. His power is reaching unforeseen levels.

[@xMo29]

Super shaman levels

[@AjaxDGonzo]

@@xMo29that’s what makes him a tier 2 red power god

[@xxdudejoe86xx55]

Now that's 432hz

[@Supermoneygang12]

Matt has always been the engine

[@xMo29]

@@Supermoneygang12 the little engine that could

[@777biscuits]

Chrissy’s in the trenches tryna find peace for 10 seconds while Matt has a nanny and blazes chron Sundays at sunrise

[@snowfrosty1]

Chrissy's attempt at humoring "free polyamorous/philandering loving & hoeing" is one of his attempts to cope with the fact he probably doesn't love his defacto "married" life much. Even tho he knows it's good for his kids. He's been spiraling as of late, smh lol 🤦

[@jonathancoffman3847]

I survived the hurricane, but power is out. Using last remaining phone battery to watch. Bless the DAWGS

[@rodneyd222]

Stay safe, bro.

[@iTzDeyo]

Priorities are in order 👏 Blessings to thy Dawg 🙏

[@lordfordification]

We just got power back today. I'm south east of Orlando though. So glad the tornado missed us.

[@rakim126]

There are these things called Cars that charge phones.

[@jonathancoffman3847]

@@rakim126 my car is underwater but thanks, 2% remaining

[@xxBTOWNSKATERxx]

Matt and distefano is oddly a perfect combo

[@zmitchell15]

I’m 7 minutes in and I was thinking the same exact thing!

[@PhilGillisDoctor]

Been laughing my ass off for the first 15 min 😂

[@VeNoMziV]

Two of my absolute favourites, great clmbo

[@kyle1376]

Chris is off the cuff hilarious

[@shaggythisisntweed785]

Matt and almost anyone is a perfect combo - he's a swiss army knife

[@609phillies]

Matt deserves all that Patreon money for carrying the pod

[@connor7329]

no shot Shane is taking patreon money while he’s selling out every arena in north america lmao

[@jeremyweems4916]

@@609phillies Give his half to Lameezy and Guard Dog.

[@Grigley0113]

Should donate it to down syndrome

[@hypno5690]

@@609phillies Matt's still in debt for stealing all the tee shirt money

[@SohnSohn-cq1cu]

Okay Matt's burner 😂

[@LivingAlohaInPNW]

These two should date. Undeniable chemistry.

[@shaggy69001]

Besides that guy Shane he has on sometimes, this guy is one of Matts best guests

[@MattttG3]

That is a non-sensical sentence dawg

[@joemoody2626]

Matt saying my parents blocked everything but BET and now I have a blk wife is the funniest sht I've heard in a long time

[@BandoKazooie]

Take the ebonypill

[@ToshTitties]

Same thing happened at my house. I hid my "The Chronic" CD behind a backstreet boys CD. Must be a 90s kid thing

[@tjphelps6489]

It all makes sense now.

[@KamPatterson69]

Matt got himself a militant wife 😂

[@STSGuitar16]

Matt has also admitted to being attracted to forbidden things like girls wearing pastel colors in church on Easter (I think he talked about that on the Danny McBride episode), so that likely also plays into his attraction to the forbidden ebony fruit

[@scheminburg]

Two mixed family white dads just vibin'

[@teekandy]

Dudes wife looks white tho i dont get it .. just heard tulsi gabbard saying shes a woman of color too .. same with this actress playing snowwhite .. they all look white to me can someone explain pls😅

[@bettereverydaybrett]

@@teekandywatch 2 mins of a pod with Chris and his wife… she’s 100% Latina 😅… Tulsi is from Hawaii like Dwayne Johnson… I don’t watch Snow White🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@teekandy]

@@bettereverydaybrett ok tulsi still not a woman of color tf 😅 yea and americans call a white dude and a latin woman a mixed relationship i get it now .. where im from we dont call it mixed family we just say a family

[@bettereverydaybrett]

@@teekandy I get it… North American culture is different…Native Hawaiian people aren’t white…that’s why she’s referred to as a person of colour. It has many resources and that’s why white people made it part of America

[@vert619]

@@teekandywhat kind of white people are you meeting . I suggest learning more about cultures and phenotypes and genotypes if u want to be able to identify people .

[@FallafelWaffel]

The ONE TIME we have a history nerd on, Shane's big-timing us. Still I bet it's a banger ep.

[@shawn7889]

Him and shane have done atleast 1 podcast before. I remember it being in a hotel room

[@austinmanuel500]

@@shawn78892

[@eeerriccc]

Shane and Chris would make the funniest and most inaccurate history podcast of all time

[@austinmanuel500]

@@eeerriccc already happened twice. Puppy

[@jacobmcmahon6071]

Watch the episodes he joined the History Hyenna brooss

[@carterjoyce6844]

LETS GET A FRIGGGGGIN PT 2

[@maxwell9160]

the excitement that surged through my body when I saw a 1 on 1 podcast with McCuskieeees and Chrissy Whissy, I almost had to change my pants

[@reggiedavis4961]

Guys, realize this solo Matt-casting is very good for his career and notoreity. Can’t wait for Shane to be back consistently but IM LOVING THE SHAMAN DOSE!!

[@iwantorbs]

Great point!

[@bossHogOG]

Guy, realize you’re in full cope.

[@getupwithitok]

thanks bud! we were unsure of what this was!

[@getupwithitok]

please share more big brain

[@willkretz1571]

Matt's great but the back and forth with him n Shane is unmatchable.. Sux Shane lost interest.

[@jarnold1789]

Holy moly I just came looking for a new ep and here we are. I could feel the electricity in the air. Today we feast

[@iyshsd]

Let the dawgies feast brother

[@collinmoran8125]

Praise be

[@jamesawwyea]

Cheers brother

[@PhilGillisDoctor]

This dawg here feeling extra mal nourished today… can’t wait to hear Chris make everything about himself and his anxiety 😭

[@Doomsense]

If you're subscribed you don't have to come looking for anything, it just pops up.

[@kylemcgill2966]

The chemistry is off the charts 📈

[@BonIvermectin]

This is the least neurotic ive seen Chris with anyone

[@cuntinue]

I think its because he cuddly is sniffing

[@Jesse00001]

Gay.

[@moralhazard1]

Chrissy chemistry

[@kylemcgill2966]

I’ve also never seen Matt laugh this much with someone other than Shane and Bill 😂

[@joeycreed1887]

I’m at the show in Cleveland at this very moment and I have the spirit of all the dawgs by my side, I love you all

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

Dawg speed brother 🙏🏻

[@Maightybewsh]

That was a really good pod. Low anxiety Chrissy Whissy is the best.

[@CH33Z3WHIZ]

“My parents blocked all the music channels except for BET… now I have a black wife” the shaman never fails to deliver

[@AboogieThaGoon]

This a hell of an episode boys! 🫡 the Matt and Chris connection the duo I didn’t know I needed

[@molix8532]

Matt doing the lords work

[@stephenholmgren405]

Chris, "going for a walk makes me feel gay" Matt, "going for a walk makes me feel like a holy man"

[@abdou1740]

Holy men = gay Problem solved

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

@@abdou1740you just get back from your walk?

[@MattttG3]

You speak like that about the Shaman again and you will get the Apocalypto treatment

[@michaelpersoneus5301]

Great guest. Great chemistry. Great cast. Well done gentledawgs.

[@Jakem763]

Blessed be thy lord for I have sinned today, and I shall sin tomorrow. Welcome to the gun show fellas

[@pipistrangler]

"You start to think what you have isn't that good when its actually everything you've ever dreamed of" damn that hit hard lol

[@alanchais]

If you think Matt's getting through his life without Chris kissing him on the lips just once, you got another thing coming

[@aaronwait4144]

Es lo que es

[@jakew209]

ladder 14

[@Alchemy_records]

Weishong jing

[@richardnock2198]

Character piece

[@jonstevens2346]

Matt firing on all cylinders this episode. Black wife talk, The next 100 years book, Fever hot bath. What a holy day.

[@dreaminginnoother]

I've always felt Matt was made for podcasting, but Chris rivals the medal. The unfiltered stream of consciousness is hilarious.

[@jaytimothy3645]

1:57 his hair lmfao

[@Colossal322]

He said fight me bro.

[@Worstpersonsingular]

There’s not even any product in it

[@pootlovato837]

Matt without Shane: Holds it down by speaking the dawg’s scripture Shane without Matt: “I need Matt :(“

[@3mp3404]

True.

[@ItsMichaelDavis]

A lot of people don't want to realize and accept this truth. The age-old adage "came for Shane stayed for Matt" is as true as ever. The interest has always been Shane's reactions to the content that Matt brings to the show

[@Centermass762]

​@@ItsMichaelDavisShane reacting to Matt's insanity really is the cornerstone of the cast.

[@Henry-kv7zl]

​Dawgz... The truth is they both rule, and it's their interactions which are the gold. They're like OutKast. Shane's lovable sassy mm'good boy attitude and Matt's tier 2 integrated holistic approach pave a road untravelled in the medium. Both add equal value to what makes the show great

[@harrisong3386]

Man I was just going through the old testament, the dawgs are blessed this day

[@Lobo-tommy10]

The Yin Yang of the new testament. 😅

[@birdog9633]

Man….. good times. The day you finally finish the Old Testament is a sad day

[@bradfordlangston836]

Shit night never disappoints

[@xMo29]

How do you find the old testament?

[@Lobo-tommy10]

@@xMo29 go to war

[@TheArborphiliac]

Thinking back to Shane talking about going to a comedy club and saying "there's this kid, Chris distefano..."

[@palepally]

EXCELLENT GUEST THANK U. one of the best solo eps

[@schweber10]

This is the combo I never knew I needed

[@ps8294]

A breath of fresh air into my kennel

[@T-Cat777]

Yes

[@acmdavid11]

“Matt and ONLY MATT’s pretty well known podcast”

[@mattnoblejr.9890]

Chrissy Chaos and Matty Mayhem? Let’s actually fuggin’ go!

[@OMGVLS]

Matt is actually carrying my patreon subscription right now

[@gumborambo4540]

shout out to Matt for name dropping XNXX. Thats been my go to since 2010.

[@EpicFlavoredMan]

The true dirty dawgz know🎉

[@stuartthomas94]

it's the goat

[@theproductivejunkie9298]

Bros a veteran gooner 🫡

[@eeerriccc]

It’s weird to me how every comedian asks “how do you watch porn” when they’re in Texas and the answer has never been “VPN”

[@TexasHeatAudit]

He goes there for the Trans

[@BiteSized_]

What’s with his hair? I’m saying this 20 seconds into the pod. I hope he addresses it.

[@jokesandsmokes-1]

Whats with this gay ass comment? Miss dawg 👎💀

[@JohnGaltHasArrived]

Yeah, it's disrespectful. He also looks like he's been out drinking the day before. Disgraceful.

[@Matt-pc5cd]

Looks like my haircut when I started receding

[@Yugemos]

He usually has that Ben Stiller Something About Mary styling gel in it... Very odd.

[@cuntinue]

DD

[@lou1egooey]

My favorite biracial bisexual men together on the poddy woddy??

[@joshraczka8006]

Gay as hell

[@brianacosta7095]

And if you thought Shaney waney was gonna be on the poddy woddy, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’!

[@DonaldGatz-o9t]

Shout out this pod from keeping me from hanging a chainsaw from my ceiling fan and turning off the lights

[@MattttG3]

Deserves way more

[@chubsdubs279]

I love when shanes there but im alao really enjoying these solo casts wirh just matt interveiwing all types of people ❤❤❤

[@Tedtt655]

Bro this is going to be wild . A 21 glue gun salute for the dawgs.

[@Burgerz4Dayz]

Chris’s dad gives him so much good advice it’s insane. I remember when he was on JRE and brought his dad up always with good advice as well. Chris’s dad is a real one

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

Sadly, he didn't give Chris the advice that claiming you were in the twin towers on 9/11 was a bad move.

[@clevermissfox]

Isn’t that Rannazzisi

[@micahwest2793]

​@@justinlast2lastharder749 that wasn't Chris 😂

[@procrastination.station]

@@justinlast2lastharder749 I guess......?

[@StoicDivinity]

Truly the cast I didn't know I needed. What morsels of blessings the Shaman bestoweth.

[@mxstunkxwn7390]

The Shaman's secret podcast blessed thy dawgs wit yet another beautiful pod 🖤 Blessed be thy dawgs!!! 🙏

[@isaacjimenez9453]

I’ve been manifesting Chris and Matt

[@jeremyweems4916]

@@isaacjimenez9453 Ok lady.

[@intune6877]

Gay

[@3mp3404]

More like you been tributing to Matt and Chris

[@jsteve3556]

Shane's illuminati initiation is taking way too long

[@schmo49]

It's taking longer the epstein and Diddy busts really screwed up the supply chain

[@snugzgiddens3238]

Flawless job Matt. Chrissy D is the man. You should look into having Shane Gillis on. Regardless thanks for continuing to drop nothing but heat.

[@isthisPG]

These two actually mesh so well

[@alexmyers3000]

Good chemistry we got here..daughter dads uniting

[@ksleep5715]

Matt’s very public online zeitgeist podcast continues to bless

[@LoganWood121]

The separate apartment for creative and exercise endeavors was the pro move. Love the Shaman. Cheers.

[@paulanderson5621]

Our blessed father’s blessing this dawg on his birthday along with every dawg in the valley. Blessed be the council

[@TheMadMexican]

Happy birthday queer

[@IFIMTHEDEV1L]

Happy birthday, dawg! It's my son's 17th birthday today🎉

[@keifw8199]

The dogs rejoice for this blessed birthday

[@MoMo-mu3pp]

The energy match on this podcast was like sipping a fine wine 🍷 🤌

[@happycampa9622]

Matt you're a gem for looking after your wife and family! That is all

[@mdnucklehead1540]

Everytime I hear Chris on a podcast he spends 20 min talking about cheating

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

It's either than or claiming he was in the Twin Towers on 9/11...soooo.

[@learntoswim9050]

Projection maybe? I like listening to him vibe with other podcast hosts, he's funny don't get me wrong, and it could just be his shtick he lays on heavy, but man he does sounds like he might be a douche person in real life who goes after every piece that walks by while having a wife and kids

[@snowfrosty1]

@@learntoswim9050Kinda agree, if this man is actually a "horn dog" tryin to have a side piece/mistress/[insert whatever] then he should STFU & keep it to himself. Always yapping "polyamory which i can't get is cool" is myopic, foolish, lame, dumb, et al....

[@BIacklce]

Ole cumbrain. Like dude your 39. Grow up.

[@davidoistrash]

Woooooo!!!!!! Matt's secret podcast let's go Dawgs!

[@yeahyouknowit983]

Dawgs are waiting for SWIM

[@isaiahbray9312]

We need another fambly cast

[@ifeelallfidgetyandwarm6098]

*These two + Matteo, Shane and LeMaire would be the perfect cake mix* 😂

[@Pitafajita94]

2 real men talking about life, true role models for young men in this troubling world we live in

[@colindavidson6483]

I’m in post hurricane cleanup, no electricity, perfect time for a new cast ❤

[@BigTerpz]

U got insurance?

[@xJalenn]

Thank you Matt, banger episode

[@travisschaefer5286]

Chrissy talking about a woman telling you she’s over it is 1000% spot on! Everything he said is absolutely true… it’s crazy how that hit

[@CRJessen]

Best non-Shane pod ever

[@C0untersignal]

Matt and sometimes Shane podcast, the highest grossing patreon podcast of all time

[@CatnamedMittens]

It beat out Red Scare and Tim Dillons?

[@cormacbairey7199]

History Hyenas was peak podding

[@MISCELLANEOUSGOON]

We back

[@cormacbairey7199]

@MISCELLANEOUSGOON so back cuzzie

[@jackberg6484]

Blessed be this day - for the dawgs have gathered in holy congregation to receive The Word Of The Shaman.

[@chipdiesel9788]

Chrissy and matt ask the questions that matter and truly evaluate their lives, a great convo, i really enjoyed this

[@YungKashewz]

Chris is an all time GOATED guest 😂🤣

[@therealko7013]

Matt’s and Matt’s secret mattcast

[@humvee2800]

Featuring guest Matt with special appearance of Matt

[@jacksons7599]

Boys gotta drop a hard truth on ya. Things change. Can’t be mad that Shane has dreams bigger than having recorded conversations. We should be thanking the Shaman for continuing the slop production for us

[@ETHANR26]

don't think stand up or netflix shows are bigger things than recorded conversations, unless your only metric is wage slavery lmao

[@DepthFromAbove]

Tires is a 2 season show that won’t be around forever &takes a month to record. You’ll survive.

[@jacksons7599]

@@ETHANR26 idk what you’re talking about with wage slavery. My point is it’s obvious that Shane cares about his standup and other “artistic” ventures more than the pod, and we as nothing more than his audience sound very gay complaining about how he spends his time.

[@ETHANR26]

@@jacksons7599 that's not what you said at all. but, i can already tell you don't have any interesting opinions, you're still allowed to say ğãý on this platform without your comments being autodeleted lmao

[@jacksons7599]

@@ETHANR26 a dude that judges character on how often another dude says gay can’t possibly be smarter than a house plant

[@vinnied5866]

Chrissy if you’re reading this, please bring back History Hyenas. Everytime I think about that poddie I immediately go POING. It’s what it is!

[@papertiger9845]

Him and Yannis have never been the same, they could have been huge by now like AYG.

[@luisrivera2304]

Chrissy looks out for Chrissy! ❤

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

I'd love to watch a History Hyenas where he talks about being in the Twin Towers on 9/11 again.

[@lesleywilliamsbrunet9138]

Yannis did something. Chrissy never talks about it publicly.

[@dawg.fo0dtattoos599]

maybee chris did something and took the whole crew with him... yannis out here still walking a tight rope,, chris just apologized after his Muslim joke. i want it back but ityl never be the same. no more "steel pipe chrissy"@@lesleywilliamsbrunet9138

[@Grimdagoon]

We need a Phil Gillis and Bam Margera Pod

[@ryanedwards5888]

Hour 20 flew by! Thanks guys for an awesome cast, 2 great dudes and awesome comedians!!

[@ddodsondd]

This is old school Distephano. Even mentioning history hyenas and glue guns. As a fan, this is really the funny version. Lot of his new pod stuff is a real snoozer. But damn he's funny here. McCusker bringing out the best in Chrissy chaos. Gold

[@chrisdcomedy]

❤

[@ddodsondd]

​@@chrisdcomedy big fan dude. Been a big fan for a long time. Keep up the good work!

[@LLJ137]

Brought me back to the golden days

[@colin2420]

WE OUT HERE GUARD DAWG

[@jeremyweems4916]

@colin2420 I heard he's been touching strange dudes to feed his powder habit. Behind the Home Depot in Austin.

[@cornhuskercorner]

Bless the lord for mssp and the DAWGS

[@bloodyknuckleshowandedward170]

Every week I have a Hurricane to look forward to /: but I know Matt and stuff island will cheer up my week. Thanks Matt!

[@galentoddartist]

Jokes make my belly move, and make me happy on a shitty work day… But straight up these big dawgs are dropping knowledge that I needed to hear in my 30s. Thanks boys

[@ComradeLarue]

LETS THE DAWGS REJOICE🎉🎉

[@DestryKorth]

Did this guy seriously just do our blessed podcast without a drop of product in his hair?

[@guitarmichael]

Mad disrespectful

[@raydawg6364]

God bless the dawgs

[@mariolongtin8271]

I can already tell this will be a great episode

[@Downs-Indroam]

I love Matt's Super Solo Podcast! Chrissy is a great guest!

[@bryangates4969]

Chrissy using one of C.K.'s bits as fatherly advice😂😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

Which one ?

[@bryangates4969]

@@chrisdcomedy the 5-10 secs outside of the car. He said his dad said it

[@tomedsberg9149]

I love how Chrissy D starts all is podcast guest spots with a big insecure disclaimer about some aspect of his image hahaha

[@oliviasmietana2789]

And tries to convince himself cheating on his wife is ok and everyone does it

[@BobbyWelcomePackets]

10:30 Matt officially is on gear

[@DomMonaco1]

Who would have thought these two would vibe. Hilarious pod.

[@elliottvanrooyen2620]

These two need their own Pod. Great energy

[@aaronallen7777]

Blessed

[@johnnyblaze420]

It's just the boys today 😎

[@bandr-dev]

thank you for the joint Peep... holdon this is on main. Today we feast fellow DAWGZ

[@wmfbmp5743]

where mssp pod 9 at tho

[@eplayswithelectricity3790]

What's better than Matt and Shane?? Matt, Shane, and Chris Distefano. Just missing Shane. The people need more of all 3 of these legendary men. So excited for this episode. Love you guys😍💝

[@mikem2762]

Chrissy was a much needed addition to the dawg pound

[@HadenCourts]

Blessed Fellow DAWGS