Ep 465 - The Prestigious Award

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live in ALABAMA / BALTIMORE / WILKES BARRE PA @ shanemgillis.com Go See Matt Live in MADISON / CHARLOTTE / AUSTIN / BALTIMORE @ mattmccusker.com Buy Merch @ www.mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

[@jonny_codphilo7809]

fuck yeah hope the dawgz come out in force for guys, if you watch both your specials back to back you get beautiful ligtspeed dogs yes that was old maryjane talking which is why im still typing and fully aware of the strange meta nature of my actions as i still continue anyway im gonna go so ..................... wow this is awkward ........... uh .......... oh ................... hhmmmm .....................why does my fingers smell like

[@KerrMetric]

When can we get another prank call or a shitcast?

[@electricearth1101]

the moon represents enlightenment and the finger pointing to the moon represents how there are no words that can help you attain enlightenment. the master can only lead the student to the idea, not the actual object of the idea.

[@jefferymorton9704]

YOU GUYS KNOW EVERYTHING..what's a PENINSULA..3 SIDES WATER..oh no

[@jefferymorton9704]

NOTRE DAME IS slippin..I have to lash out..WERE UN TROUBLE UP HERE..LOL ❤

[@nebnebshooter]

I was In a somber mood this foggy night in a small borough of western England. But now seeing that the dawgs have blessed me once more, my spirits have been lifted. Bless the dawgs, Amen.

[@JohnSmith-jz4pk]

Shits going downhill soooo fast and you know it lol :)

[@Justinhomii]

We da best music

[@coh3877]

I was feeling that same way in the Middle East 👀 of England 😮‍💨 now a warmth has washed across the virtual land and we can rest easy!! Bless the dawgs! Amen

[@LOOISDYLAN]

Im up Glasgow my Dawg, lets kick start the weekend

[@AvinaLookAbaat]

Exactly the same, in west England. We could be neighbours, but we will never know.

[@skatinghippo366]

I love a guest every now and then but you just can’t beat a classic kickback with The Shaman & The Whale

[@SoojArt]

Tick and slug

[@sharpe52312]

Brendan Fraser is really funny!

[@williambonnie-do7yz]

That's messed up. Shane does not look like the whale. He can absolutely reach his laptop to shut it down.

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

@@williambonnie-do7yzjust because he’s been practicing

[@devinmcdonald1602]

😂😂

[@schmo49]

There's no way they unintentionally gave them the gayest award possible. Somewhere in the patreon office there's a dawg just absolutely dying

[@davidcagle920]

No way there are any tech bro dawgs

[@ho0t0w1]

​@@davidcagle920you sure about that? yyyyyou sure about that? y'sure about that? are ya SURE about that???

[@nemsimic]

@@davidcagle920im in tech, we exist and I've slowly spread the word to those deemed worthy

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

From an Azn artist none the less. Just the thought of a dawg in the office laughin got me dyin.

[@xX1234512345xX]

@@davidcagle920false I’m a tech bro dawg

[@MrEvandinsmore]

The funniest thing is the official forgiveness gift for Shane is a haunted artwork by an Asian woman

[@roymakescomics]

Holy shit dude 😂

[@sharpe52312]

Kinda like the small pox blankets we gave the natives.

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

@@sharpe52312There werent blankets intentionally infected with smallpox given to natives.

[@ZeranZeran]

"Go home, GI"

[@jpm199]

​@@tehmodestmouse6275on that intention was built the "Kinda"

[@leelokey3306]

Congrats to the winners of The Teenis Choice Awards!

[@briani50]

That’s sooooo gooood dude lol

[@tehmodestmouse6275]

GG

[@ho0t0w1]

underrated comment 😂

[@user-fm3fr2jf7u]

God this is so funny lolol

[@ZeranZeran]

A+

[@MSordernature]

That Patreon gift is the epitome of corporate culture.

[@thisisrabble]

Preach, dude.

[@thisisrabble]

@@dookiepost *writes off purchase of art as "donation", claims on tax return* Dudes can't stop rockin'.

[@bigben42]

Should’ve been an Irish artist to celebrate their heritage

[@johnbachner9901]

Either whoever chose that gift has knows literally nothing about the show... or they're a comedic genius that knew them reacting would be funny

[@freedom.pacific]

it's an asian artist to celebrate the podcast's heritage@@bigben42

[@dmacarthur5356]

If they try to cancel Shane for "the accent" he can now point out he is a recipient of the very prestigious Tina Yu Patreon Award.

[@brians7901]

This is a major award. They won it.

[@felixtorres562]

they EARNED it lol

[@thedude1316]

FRAG....EEEEEE......LEEEEEE. Must be Italian

[@fuji2009]

Indescribably beautiful, it reminds me of the Fourth of July.

[@tdj7]

​@@thedude1316 beat me to it... You used all the glue.. ON PURPOSE!!

[@iamanapeman6806]

@@thedude1316 Only One Thing In The World Could've Dragged Me Away From The Soft Glow Of Electric Sex Gleaming In The Window.

[@madd.villain]

Grippin your dawg's side table leg with your toes is both insane AND a power move, well played McCusker.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

They’re just bare feet. Why does everyone go nuts when they have bare feet inside?

[@AreJayDub]

@@JoeMama-yd1veno one went nuts bud

[@LoganE823]

Josh when they ask how far are we in. Start shaving 20 minutes off it so we get a long podcast

[@mactallica9293]

Most art thing of all time. "This thing looks like shit" "Oh she's famous, this is pretty sweet"

[@keion_arknights]

Doubly so if she's hot

[@paulfroelich1024]

​@@keion_arknightsshe is

[@DongDiddler666]

​@@paulfroelich1024disagree but to each his own

[@Flameb0]

@@DongDiddler666 ur gay bro, sorry 2 break the news

[@DongDiddler666]

@@Flameb0 wanting a goth muscle mommy to peg me isn't gay, you're a flamer tho fr

[@ThisNachoFriend]

The fact that they got awarded a gift from the Tokyo Partners is pretty hilarious and ironic.

[@SevastianGrimm]

HK partner

[@quelquefois6754]

​@@SevastianGrimmsame thing

[@markr8690]

Gather round, come in close, weary and wet dogs. Cmon in from the cold and watch the Big Dawgs share their tales of the week. Praise Be.

[@daxokream9343]

Here yee here yee

[@dylanseder009]

bless ye weary and wet dogs

[@taylorcoffey4115]

Is it cool to come in if I’m just completely drenched?

[@jacobhollis3597]

I’m going to come

[@Diddy_claps_Meek_Mill]

allah akhbar

[@joshbish95]

Love that Shane is rocking the MDE shirt. Most comedians would be too scared to associate themselves with Sam Hyde and MDE.

[@dirtySwingset]

Nice catch

[@wacopaco2099]

Fuck yes

[@sleepyproduction7166]

Can’t believe Doja cat did the same, I think he’ll have a resurgence and I hope so. If not him at least redbar or something

[@juwebles4352]

this is a pretty gay comment

[@kim-jong-poon]

When i first learned Shane had named his special "beautiful dogs" i got a little emotional because i thought he was talking about us... He wasn't.

[@sleep_sounds]

I’m pretty sure he knows it has a double meaning. A dawg whistle if you will 😂

[@drucifuh]

He was.

[@NoContentDude]

​@@sleep_soundshe knew exactly what he was doing. And what a wonderful simile you've made. I salivated like Pavlov's pup

[@lordfordification]

​@@NoContentDudeone might say, Pavlov's dawg

[@chunkygaming8464]

​@@NoContentDudeif im not mistaken, it was bobby kelly that told him to call his special beautiful dogs. I got excited too lol, but just a coinkadink i think

[@clipsdaily101]

4:02 "we should send them a gift too " "ill have to scour my fridge for somethin' "

[@anonkhmer149]

Matt gonna make me act up with his carpet grippers out

[@requiemforameme6967]

does this put the theories to bed? or is this some JM ahill

[@zacharyeskelson6229]

At least he has stopped swallowing water into the microphone.

[@mattcastillo2010]

Ready for grounding

[@MisterRawgers]

Matt’s wife is wild for giving a reach back to the dragon skin & egg sac 😂

[@dilloncrain9111]

Josh has been killing it behind the computer but I miss the Gard dawg and Lameezy.

[@MundaneRyno]

For sure! They are coming back tho right? I wasn't sure

[@blakedavis4649]

@@MundaneRynoman i hope they are

[@papichurro1210]

I miss our beautiful black king aswell my fellow dawg

[@ColeDoerr89]

May the dawgs HOWL AND REJOICE on this holy day

[@ew2775]

Spreading em

[@chrisstamoulos2769]

Praise be to Allah

[@michaelslaughter7361]

This is an award. I walked in and I immediately thought "WOW what an award!" Well deserved guys, congrats!

[@ho0t0w1]

I heard Trump's voice reading this 😅

[@bendawson511]

The boys get an award from patreon and immediately rip on it, wouldnt havent any other way. Blessed be the dawgz

[@jarnold1789]

Praise be, inshallah

[@MisterRawgers]

Tbh that award looks like absolute dogshit lmao

[@lvrrylxrd232]

Watching Shane live in Bakersfield and him calling us dumbasses was the absolute best

[@gabehawkins4105]

33:00 matt's little sigh after finding out about suicide rates is so funny

[@colecroskey6952]

That Patreon award is like getting a Christmas present that you hate but you have to act like you like it so you don’t hurt your grandmas feelings

[@fuji2009]

All those Costco sweaters that don't fit but are still hanging in the closet.

[@tylerwinkler8590]

Not even, they’ve made patreon so much fuckin money. I think they take like 40% or some crazy shit

[@AHappySpace]

​@@tylerwinkler8590patreon takes up to 12% plus a fee, which I've heard isn't much..all said and done patreon takes less then 15%...which to be honest isn't bad at all

[@bigben42]

@@tylerwinkler8590it’s between 5-12% but yeah they’ve made a lot of dough off the dawgz

[@kingRagnar616]

Looks like ball's 😂

[@NamesakeNA]

Another week, another blessing. Praise be to the dawgs today

[@JohnSmith-jz4pk]

Shits going downhill soooo fast and you know it lol :)

[@hmac_graphy]

Matt's dogs greeting us in the first minute. truly blessed

[@s85593]

Creep

[@hmac_graphy]

@@s85593 cry about it pleb

[@ffnovice7]

ONLY

[@cluelesslou]

I bet this podcast will end up being like one of the biggest its my favorite by far

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Did you not see their prestigious award? They literally couldn't be better.

[@consarge]

Shane calling Zen a bunch of mumbo jumbo is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@_ruddegar]

Blessed be the Dawgs.

[@Usergx-3047]

I love how free and confident Matt seems lately after the success of his YT special. The dawgs are elites now and theyll burn the establishment down from the inside

[@CornyBum]

And our Shaman will roller skate away with the inferno over his shoulder.

[@ModeratelyAmused]

As a lifetime Texan, I'd like to welcome Matt and Shane. The perfect time of the year to acclimate. Remember how mild the weather is in the winter when you lock down with the AC cranked next summer. I think Shane will consider HEB a decent replacement for Wawa but I understand if he chooses to deny it to keep his "bro" status.

[@racheller8753]

Bro 24 minutes in when Matt starts to describing Zen is why we love him so much!! That answer was perfection!!! 💫

[@onedayatatime723]

Shane nearly made me crash my truck at his response 😂

[@pimpslickbilly1373]

my mom's in the hospital after a bad car wreck, I needed some kind of light on this dark day. Blessed be the Dawgs thank you

[@briani50]

Hope your mom recovers quick buddy.

[@seedythomp4388]

T’s and P’s for momma dawg, brother

[@DP-pg5md]

Hope your mom gets better soon

[@ho0t0w1]

hope your mom's alright Dawg

[@Bigbeerguy]

hope ur mom has a quick swift recovery brother! praise be the dawgs

[@dylanharris1941]

Dawgs rejoice we have been given another pod

[@Dolcesin]

Time to sacrifice a chicken

[@tylerb1483]

@@Dolcesinmany

[@Le_Petomane]

Quit it. That's some gay shenanigans.

[@Gigemhorns2011]

The patreon award might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@Stretch004]

The way they both just keep trying desperately to stand the thing up is hilarious 😂

[@wall8080]

“This thing is haunted”

[@ryanlong4021]

Shane moving to Texas and buying a handgun immediately is awesome. God bless the Dawgz

[@patricksome7142]

Matt called the Dbacks winning the series earlier this year, Shane laughed at him. It's even better that the dbacks beats Matt's phillys to make it to the show.

[@briangeorge7391]

Cusk doesn't know sportsball

[@anthonyzaso7277]

@@briangeorge7391anytime matt starts talking about baseball you can tell he’s the most entry level knowledge

[@mattbabers]

GETTIN ANOTHA RING BABY

[@samc6974]

Well at least they made it to the World Series. Rangers got the well deserved win though. 💪

[@IllllllIlIl]

The knight and the shaman received the baby face jewel moon. What an honor. The beacon is lit the dawgs have returned!

[@Futuristix.]

Blessing the Dawgs with 78 whole minutes? Beautiful dogs...😅

[@ew2775]

Moving them constantly

[@wariotv1516]

The dawgz are barking this ep

[@Pops_Palmer]

I miss the dingy, dark apartment set up. This set up is nice, no doubt. Paint the walls darker for me.

[@CornyBum]

Sometimes I miss them on Zoom as Matt chases his dogs outta the basement and up the stairs, while Shane cracks up watching.

[@VitaKet]

I can't put into words how much I dislike this setup.

[@yungfrogleg]

He should paint the backdrop on them shelves and put up the ol american flag on the mantle… he needs something on that mantle thats a nice mantle

[@yungfrogleg]

He should put a dawg statue on the mantle to represent us dawgz

[@michaelbarjak]

I thought I was in for another boring slaving night shift in little Serbia, but the dawgs gave me the strength to carry on, praise Matt's bare feet!

[@experssion123]

I love that an asian woman made something for guys who got canceled for asian jokes

[@ThisNachoFriend]

Just posted this before I saw your comment, it's pretty fucking hilarious isn't it!

[@keegannjk1]

Very honorable

[@jarnold1789]

⁠@@keegannjk1 Honorabur

[@REAPER3fitty]

Not guys. Just Shane.

[@TylerEllis-pv4sl]

Bring great honor to my famiry

[@mgunther1314]

Shout out to the dawgs for the Patreon award! You friggin’ studs

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I hope the CEO of Patreon has a good sense of humor and knew what he was doing when he sent that weird piece of art.. but knowing CEO's, he probably doesn't. I wanna send him the clip of them opening it

[@lucienpavone3443]

idk if he plays guitar or bass but he used to have a channel w a couple other musicians just shooting shit about all time artists / albums, seems like a cool dude

[@BeatJunkie-mq1tc]

I dont think these two realize how much they're helping people in the times were living in. Both hilarious and perfect chemistry for a podcast. Both also on top of their game right now. Matt's special is super slept on. Thank you guys from the bottom of my heart. 👐 suuuuuu

[@GavidDogins]

RIP to the channel that was putting up the Patreon segments on KZbin. A true fallen hero

[@elliotjohnson8891]

True hero’s pay for the patreon.

[@quin7525]

he did it for the dogs

[@GavidDogins]

@@elliotjohnson8891 nah they doing just fine without my contribution

[@Juggernaut365]

How much is it?

[@BigPoppaPerc]

This the most solid and true fan base I’ve ever seen. The dawgs will most certainly storm the beaches of Normandy for you boys. God bless for being true in this weak world.

[@codyduncan5414]

Delusional much

[@barahng]

Seconds after I woke up hungover this dropped. Hell yea.

[@lw3894]

You woke up at 3:50pm Easter time? Your wild af 😂

[@hypnopump]

Easter time isn't for another couple of months

[@barahng]

​@@lw3894Central time but yeah I went a bit wild last night 😂

[@np-bl7qc]

​@barahng that's Dawg behavior. Live it brother.

[@theorangegoodness]

could watch them all day. please keep keeping it real

[@malachinelson3913]

Matt just having his dogs out the whole podcast😂

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

it KILLS me 😂

[@abrahmmclaughlin3658]

A dawg with his dawgs out

[@yungfrogleg]

Twiddling his toez

[@rileygally2967]

“The dreaded nub” had me absolutely rolling

[@lukenab4656]

Winning a Patreon award and opening it on KZbin was a elite move

[@keegannjk1]

Calling it “bull crap” no less

[@heithheithinson2495]

An* elite move. Just try to say was a elite move out loud and tell me how dumb it sounds.

[@BlackBullNDN]

@@heithheithinson2495 What are you, gay?

[@narcoskeptic]

​@@heithheithinson2495ay Who Give a Fuck

[@tym5483]

​@@heithheithinson2495 You're a little light in the loafers, huh?

[@sergeantnuke]

Okay, I have never heard of Tina Yu but I love that weird little piece. It's perfect for Matt and Shane. A normal gift would've been weird.

[@willyeng2445]

Watching the dawgz in a mine 1 mile underground. Technology is bliss

[@konymandella7190]

God bless you sir

[@jhandle900]

I wish you well.

[@nitrokiller9959]

Whoa. What does a good wack feel like down that deep.

[@KalimAnders]

So proud of this most creative cast. You guys are the best. 😂

[@coltenhurst572]

This is the only podcast where I don’t skip the ads😂

[@TheRealKoolaid]

Dude that was the funniest ad read I’ve ever seen

[@josephezra3337]

tim dillions are hilarious too

[@l_v_l_]

8 hours in on a 12 hour work day. Bless the dawgs 🙇🏽‍♂️

[@patrickkarnes2919]

Not even five minutes in and the patreon unboxing has me dying laughing. Thank you Dawgs for being the best

[@chuck229]

I swear they always drop an EP on my worst days.... shout out fellow Dawgs. Love yall

[@hatchetman664]

I've been watching old test exclusively. I've missed these hilarious intros. So good

[@christianhunt7382]

Shane, Best part about the golden handcuffs is you hold the key. Sometimes better to burn out than to slowly fade away Ill see you at the Lyric! Blessed be the DAWGS

[@boakeen]

Matt & Shane should start a PO box opening series lol

[@aidansames5085]

This would be hilarious

[@dillon8992]

The whale and the shaman back at it again. Hi shane.

[@arsalanahmed2435]

This has to become a thing now😂. It would kill Shane and that makes me giggle.

[@joeshmoe1293]

Chilling with my younger dawg while he’s in his college zoom class. Little does he know I’m getting the real lesson here. Praise be the gods.

[@batmansdad2563]

Recently got wrongfully terminated from my job, evicted from my apartment, and am now homeless living in my car. These videos give me some relief and a small enough amount of joy in these awful times

[@TheLetsgonuts]

Holy shit, that sucks. I hope the good times come back for you soon.

[@brazilian_orthodox]

holy shit. better days will come

[@np-bl7qc]

Dawg, all that don't happen without any real fuck ups 😂 the world gonna fuck you, just fuck it back right.

[@rizeblurr3274]

you’re lying

[@batmansdad2563]

@@rizeblurr3274 would you like me to send you a pic of my car with all my stuff in it? Not sure why I would lie about this but please lmk what I can do to prove it to you since you're so smart and your opinion means so much

[@Marksun777]

This podcast is great. Matt has the craziest stories and shane comments and burns how crazy that is. Then Matt laughs his ass off. Then we all smile or laugh to. What a great duo😂😂

[@austindollar6064]

picked up an oz of my favorite sativa at the dispensary, went to jiu jitsu, and came home to see the dawgs have blessed us. praise be

[@therepful]

What a sweet treat of a birthday present from the dawgz

[@TrevorTatro918]

Happy birthday cuz

[@Jackson.W.Rose1138]

Happy Birthday top Dawg

[@Godovermoney1]

I'm 56 hours into the work week worn out crushing asphalt dirty tired pissed off but this right here makes my day go so much better makes me laugh so much seriously thank you Dawgs fr

[@daltoncook7867]

I still can’t believe they haven’t remembered Matt called the D-backs going to the World Series like 5 months ago 😭

[@animvloc7287]

Irrefutable proof , Mccuskerdamus the shaman

[@Cegros]

Matt’s laugh is bursting with genuine joy this episode.

[@DefenderOfVirginity]

yea i dont like it.

[@TheProdiKaLiSon]

Cause he got his balls played with like a mandolin the night before!!

[@Saltinne]

“That’s why the farmer took to the bottle” was the most casual funny ass comment I’ve heard in a long time.

[@kelseychristianson128]

Literally wrote the whole bit down in my journal. It’s great

[@LowSugars93]

Just cookin up some squirrel meat and this comes on. What a treat. Cheers.

[@lw3894]

Is this a joke or are you from where I’m from?

[@LowSugars93]

@@lw3894 it’s what some refer to as a joke

[@kels4650md]

“These things are expensive” “That makes me feel so much better”

[@abrahmmclaughlin3658]

"My heavy ass chairs" had me dead, sounds like his dad

[@spaceghostterps]

Does Shane just wake up from a hangover literally every moment of the day?

[@michaelsanchez8519]

What a great award that it is. I walked in here and I thought WOW what a great award. Good job Gentlemen. You deserve every bit of it.

[@skeezlouiez638]

Love the setting of the podcast, very aesthetically pleasing.

[@JesusAllinChrist]

Shane breaking out the red panties for the dawgs☝🏻

[@jaytxa2791]

its red panty night

[@lohta773]

😂😂

[@gersonsalinas7960]

He is a red power God

[@swift1y]

Like a homeless Batman and Robin, the boys truly do appear when we need them the most.

[@j4ouurr]

The dawgs blessing me on one of my darkest days in recent memory, inshallah I shall feast.

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

Stay up dawg

[@jflahz21]

Head the storm brother! Brighter Daze ahead!

[@jflahz21]

Heed*

[@hossbonaventure]

nothing is forever dawg, as long or hopeless a situation may seem - things can and will get better. Be kind to yourself and be kind to others king

[@kkelleher1000]

The comparison between the sweet sweet award and a teenis killed me

[@staplebug]

i'm crying at the gift. what an honor!

[@anthonyruggieri2139]

“If Abraham Lincoln knew Jujitsu” is an amazing bit I wish they went longer

[@ShredHouseGaming]

Finally, the news is on

[@rymak1403]

What a velvety hell we live within. Praise be to the dawgs. Love you guys!

[@samtheham619]

Oh, amidst a world where gloom doth hang heavy 'pon our brows, the Dawgs emerge from the mists of mirth, bearing an episode replete with jests and jollity! As I pressed play, verily, the clouds of dullness scattered, as if chased by the merry gales of Dawgish banter. So gather 'round, ye kin of humor, let not this bounty of belly laughs go unheeded! Behold, the Dawgs have spun yarns of yore into gold once more. Rejoice, for our week hath been graced by the troubadours of titter!

[@achtee]

33:00 imagining Matt as President taking stock of the country one morning lmao “Noope… damnit”

[@mikestevenson6780]

These two are the greatest. Fr. The concept of complaint about sombodies halloween decorations because you walked outside and they gave you “the heebie jeebies” is a phenomenal new-neighbour complaint

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

It made me laugh the way Matt said, “they DID give me a fright.”

[@Lallana_Del_Rey]

Them shitting on it without knowing it's a Tina Yu piece was hilarious

[@johndoe-to2hv]

who tf is tina yu

[@Lallana_Del_Rey]

@@johndoe-to2hv artist who made the art piece patreon sent them

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

Who dat? No one who listens to this pod is in the market for fine art

[@davidembry5748]

It’s garbage

[@T_D_B_]

That shit is hideous

[@RackBallington]

Matt is definitely due up for a Netflix special (or two, please) at this point, as nice as it is, the 'fine' Tina Yu doesn't cut it as far as well-earned accolades go...make sure to debug it 😂

[@timoverbeck]

Sitting Shane is a major update to slouching couch Shane. Great Energy

[@abrahmmclaughlin3658]

Couch slouching Shane will be missed

[@connorangvall5224]

Dude the partners sent a gift!! bless the partners and bless the dawgz.

[@kambriabennett3659]

Me and my boyfriend were sitting in front of the tweaker the security had to kick out at Shane’s 11pm Bakersfield show 😂

[@NickJ1897]

Thank you Dawg gods for carrying me through this work day

[@nahyeah7249]

The award is clearly meant to be a love heart and they spend the whole time with it upside down. I love these guys 😂

[@jacobm4360]

Taking a prank to far would be a perfect gilly and keeves skit!!

[@andimjennifer2260]

Im so late but MSSP is my new obsession