Ep.54 Russian Troops fight Aliens??

[@Itschimp157]

“No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder”. -Captain Jack sparrow

[@user-kq3sg3fq8m]

The government. Has time travel, and knows everything. Tricking into thinking government is god😂

[@jennymartinez4597]

He didn’t say there were no survivors, he only said 23 soldiers who watched this turned into poles. Maybe not all who watched were soldiers with weapons? And therefore maybe not viewed by the Aliens as a threat, so spared? And there is the time travel element to be considered as well.. not ruling it out either.

[@jonathanzangrilli3804]

Love this quote

[@Trapbaby4PF]

Supposedly it came from some soilders who weren’t directly in the light beams reach and it wasn’t just stone they turned them into limestone

[@monroebanks1321]

2 soldiers who were behind trees or poles but were not looking directly at the light reported

[@lukeblizzard5909]

The CIA having a sentence structure... like this, makes me call shenanigans

[@ChrisHally45]

My thoughts too lol

[@jasonedwards8910]

Yea me too, I call BS

[@gemlouise1260]

BS, but still fun

[@MrArtVein]

Well depends on the year but if it's real and declassified you should be able to read it on their website

[@JaSon-wc4pn]

When you get A.I. To write your stories

[@killbill5486]

Makes you wonder about ancient myths like medusa turning men into stone.

[@La_Jake]

Are more importantly like events such as Sodom and Gomorrah

[@yeah.no.one.asked.]

​@La_Jake that was salt. Everything was frozen and lots wife got turned to salt.

[@BangDangChickewangr]

​@@yeah.no.one.asked.Stone, is a material that has, or gives out no flavor. Salt, is a mineral that has, and indeed gives out flavor. The language of The Bible is symbolism, because understand symbolism developes wisdom. God, is the ultimate Father Figure, his nature as the ultimate father figure, is wisdom and symbolism in how he rules all creation. Symbolistic and Wisely speaking: God's nature is he prefers his creations to be flavorful and rich in taste. I personally wouldnt want to create a creation that has no flavor, therefor doesnt do anything but destroy and cause chaos.

[@TheTruth36955]

​@@yeah.no.one.asked.where did you hear it was all frozen? I heard God set the two cities on fire due to mankind's greed and love of war and all the violence and hostility then he turned lots wife to salt because she turned around when God told her not too. Do you believe Jesus was hung by his hands or his wrists?

[@TheTruth36955]

​@@BangDangChickewangrum this doesn't sound like something God would do. This is satanic, because why would God wanna taste humans? Um no, the only "God" that tastes, humans is the father of all lies, deceit and destruction aka Satan. God is loving not cannibalistic.

[@scottgriggs9168]

It was actually a KGB document from 83 in Siberia...I have a copy of this document he is reading if anyone cares to see it

[@Ajoule777]

I am interested in reading it please, sir.

[@johnopalka1839]

Me too

[@user-pi9wg3no9s]

Yes please post a link or something.

[@amberbrooks82]

Me too!!

[@stephanieg1827]

Plzzz post

[@a-mizzlebeatz6395]

To this day it still happens..... Every double set of pillars outside of Walmart is actually 2 people but we won't ever know.

[@AngelaBarry-dw3ov]

😂😂😂😂

[@M.I.A1981]

Yeah who would have known the pyramids be people also 😂

[@steeny9845]

Yes we will you have just told us 😂😂

[@kamikaseiken5774]

So Marios lore is tru.

[@rayeannkemp9518]

lmao, sorry I can see it and it's funny as hell. 😂😅😅😂

[@easytigermusicandlight]

CIA is known for pausing for dramatic effect 😂

[@RogerCanda]

🤣😂🤣

[@BlackbettyBamdalam]

Also playing I got 5 on it

[@rmf9567]

@@BlackbettyBamdalam I know, right😂😂😂

[@glitterbomb7896]

The "...." really got me lol

[@kevinthomas2906]

What!? What!?😮😮

[@SillyESTme]

Okay... so... I literally took it upon myself to look this up & this document absolutely does exist like a few others have stated. I’m not saying that it couldn’t have been a fabricated account but I’m also not going to say it’s impossible. I/we have no idea what their capabilities are and if I were them & our “team” was greeted with such violence I’m sure it would be what we would be trained to do when necessary. Sad thing is, we’re the biggest threat to ourselves not them. We shoot first & ask questions later. Too late for our own good simply because we can’t live as a united nation; much less as a united species. When I say we I don’t mean to imply every individual as that’s the problem. We spend our whole lives fighting over something and yet we all leave here with nothing but our regretful mistakes. Sending my love & light out and mighty grateful for the ones doing the same. ✨🙏🏼✨

[@huelaura4691]

Aliens are disguised fallen angels 😮

[@leahmurray666]

Just wanted to say that a few months ago, I was face to face with an alien in my bedroom. Seriously. And hours before it came, a small bright orb flew through my bedroom. But it wasn't a grey type alien, it had a brown coloured skin

[@danieldowell9164]

@@leahmurray666 that was just a lost mexican immigrant with a flashlight.. it looked like an orb cause of the weed smoke. duh. stoned poles.

[@morningafternoonheadshot6741]

@@leahmurray666What else did it look like and what kind of encounter was it? Did it communicate? Was it a giant bug type? I have never encountered them and I’m happy to continue not having encountered them. I am curious though, because I’ve encountered a shadow being(1x), light beings(1x) have had communion with the Creator (1x, and all time since) and have experienced other dimensions and had OBEs. One day, around the time of my awakening, when I had been having OBEs pretty often, and I was talking and shooting the shit with my union BA, who is one of the most down to earth guys I know and who I had come to trust by that point, and I told him about some of it. I didn’t share much of it with anyone up til then bc I knew how crazy it would have sounded if someone was saying this stuff to me until recently at that time, so it was a big deal for me to tell him about it. When he understood I was seriously confiding in him, he confided in me that he was periodically abducted by aliens. I hadn’t believed they really existed until then so it gave me pause, especially with my worldview of what was possible having been blown wide open. He is just not the type of guy to make this stuff up. He said he even had thought the last time it happened that he could he remembered being transported ( like wheeled on a hospital bed type thing) by a smaller grey, and he remembered thinking that he could probably take this thing out physically, but I don’t think he could move or ya know these experiences are fuzzy as I understand it. He said he hadn’t told his wife ever because there’s nothing she could do about it and it would just scare her. I also think they’ve had a son since who’s at least prob 6 by now, I think he told me it was both he and his son now. That’s gotta be a sucky helpless feeling. Anyway, yeah I just give a lot more credence to these experiencers after that. Also, I have come to trust the words of the avg people on the street FAR more than any talking head media sell out or corrupt politician. That was just such a shocker for me at the time, especially considering the source.

[@MCTUCKINS]

Love and light....... Ever watched Nightgod333 🤔 but powerful indeed...

[@frankenmauler3759]

Predator would have been a completely different movie if no one threatened it with deadly force.

[@l.brucefarnsley6964]

It came there to hunt..

[@bigpun8628]

The predator attacked when it saw weapons. It didn't attack those who weren't armed.

[@falconhoof3421]

Steve from Austin was one them soldiers. Stone poled Steve Austin.

[@Skrotes]

Damn that’s good 😂

[@davidhunt1350]

that must be why his signature move is to turkey slap the shit out of everyone, with his hard pole🤭

[@mrsupplementsUK]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-md9ds2pm7n]

Well done sir 😂

[@steeny9845]

😂😂 laughing 😂😂

[@donvee2000]

Funny how where starting to hear about extremely realistic stone staues being found including stone giants. I read that document it said the poles appeared to be made of some sort of limestone. Also reminds me of the story of Lots wife. Said she became "like a pillar of salt"

[@Seven.And.The.RaggedTiger]

Yes,just what I was thinking.. Lot's wife Zilla waa turned into a pillar of salt,or"stone".. and the Greek Gorgon Medusa who could turn men to stone,Greek "gods" and demigods are extensions of Phoenician and Canaanite gods.. also Gen 6 Sons of God "Watchers" breeding with human women to have offspring "Mighty Men of renowned" or "Demigods" giants,beings like Hercules,Achilles.. same beings, just names changed with location,geographics

[@haretauwhare5959]

@@Seven.And.The.RaggedTigeryou are reading into it way to much it isn’t that complicated it’s right there. you have a vague understanding of it though so hopefully all in good time!

[@CultOfSol777]

I like your way of thinking and connecting the dots together

[@thahbiaasad7]

There have been a lot of stone artifacts that are being x-rayed lately and found to have skeletons in them. Real skeletal frames.

[@BiAkU69]

@@thahbiaasad7care to make a few ?

[@gdawg4ever119]

Mafia rule says never whack a guy , or shoot at a spaceship , without finding out first who he is and who he works for. 🤓

[@heidipearson4609]

👽 we thank you

[@gdawg4ever119]

@@heidipearson4609 Yw 😄

[@dymonmein]

A lot of spaceships are like that. They’re not even built, one person or multiple people can merge and become a freakin Vimana! Crazy

[@lolo0302]

A Vimana is not a ball of light that turns people to stone

[@EliYagami]

​@@lolo0302almost like its a metaphor

[@Schyler__Parker]

If you feel like you have a pointless job remember this girls job is to gasp and go “WHAT”

[@ericburton5914]

That even tops the lollipop girls at construction sites smoking their vapes or onlyfans women selling their faeces for 500 to ceos.

[@trisham7986]

and the other guys job is to say "lets go" and cover his eyes ooh

[@libbytears-make-me-happy]

​@@trisham7986yeah but he's part of the conversation. She's just a whore leeching.. ya know... Like all women. 😂

[@bradshiesty4197]

Fun fact: you have a 5 outta 6 chance to roll a "what!" Response from her

[@user-wt4bf6qw2o]

Every single short I’ve seen if these guys she always says annoying shit and never has any real input 😂

[@MrBear-lc5pz]

so.... if all spectators turned to stone.... who spectated the Aliens...? and who wrote the original document?

[@DanielRamirez-li6zc]

Sharon & Oliver STONE👽👽

[@DoomsdayDame]

Where do the stories come from I wonder? Haha

[@williamgill5286]

the one who found them later

[@endale333]

I was gonna ask this

[@gunsnwater2668]

It was the dog. They spared the dog and gave him the ability to write with a pen and paper. The story was almost lost because the dog was still a dog and tore up the paper. If it wasn't for the atf shooting the dog, this story wouldn't be known...

[@practicalwerewolf]

"It's something" 😂 Wiser words have never been spoken ;)

[@coldlava101]

What? Gasp? I don’t know what these people are smoking but I want some 🤪 hilarious 🤣

[@JayCruz73]

Lot's wife wants a word.

[@willietaylor4443]

Underrated comment

[@notyaavridge2660]

No Christians in the comments, amazing. Jesus's saves

[@smshah232]

Never look back

[@tonysquigglyoni]

Exactly what i thought of

[@mitus296]

​@@tonysquigglyonii just read that story yesterday

[@manofbeard]

Definitely a f’ck around and find out moment for those soldiers 😂

[@bredagner4632]

FACTS... 😵‍💫😶😜

[@I-wuv-u-sooo-much]

I love you guys,,and the young lady is such a sweetheart,,and a cutie pie!!

[@joebuddy3589]

That crazy everyone who was there turned to stone but the details of the story didn't 😂😂😂😂

[@LatenightNinja]

This isn't the first time I've heard ppl saying the aliens merged into one being. That's nuts.

[@mrsai4740]

Same, Goku and Vegeta have been fusing for years

[@LatenightNinja]

Haha I don't watch but that made me chuckle.

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

​@@mrsai4740😂😂😂

[@chcjcj6959]

And the hissing sounds

[@dannywilliams6643]

​@@mrsai4740the question is, did these aliens use the fusion dance, or the earrings?

[@MrBdblack1]

Only one soldier was left alive to tell the story...

[@BrandVought]

No there was a few survivors that were in the shade behind trees that didn’t get effected allegedly

[@PickledMushroomSauce]

Coincidentally all the survivors had cameras. You cant die if you got one of them bas boys on you.

[@freedomfighters1236]

Camera man never dies

[@raynellwelch2792]

And He was stoned faced for years

[@iamsn1perwolf732]

Convenient

[@steenniclasketwa7620]

That's Space Ship Look old as hell 😂😂

[@GT-Reviews]

Reminds me of when Thoth and some others fled the flood of Atlantis and arrived in Egypt. Legend has it they were met with aggression. Thoth then did a similar thing and turned some to stone and then they surrendered.

[@Leonardo-su2gm]

Which book bro?

[@GT-Reviews]

@@Leonardo-su2gm Emerald Tablets of Thoth the Atlantean

[@TrueBlueKing]

The frequency weapon that made them stop is kinda like the active denial system we have. But yes I read the same thing.

[@Thestorminator89]

"POWER RANGERS COMBINE!!" 😂

[@jonigomez7250]

When you said they turned into stone polls. It reminded me of the story in the Bible when lots wife turned into a pillar of salt.

[@Savannah_Caruso]

Exactly, I wish people would wake up. The bible is real. These aren't aliens.

[@ericespinoza763]

Not only that but it kind of sounds like Medusa stare also some say Medusa was always a snake person and then after she was assaulted Zeus aka the aliens came down and bestowed her with the ability to turn people into stone and then when she got out of control the aliens came down again and had a demigod AKA Nephilim kill her they even give him a shield that can reflect her ability but yeah all of this is pretty much just my theory so take it with a grain of salt

[@TheLastAlgonquin]

This was my first thought.

[@CrayCommerce-pp1wg]

​@@ericespinoza763well she the last of the Gorgons crest much has been misunderstood about here loke her hair of snakes ...gorgons were pet mercs of the atlans ...and thier crest and shield of thier navy was the squid upside down tentacles up. With suckered that look lole snakes heads if you not a sea person... Gorgons have some antedulvian stories still left ... but it's splotches at best Some of the best info is by well researched early fantasy writers in the earliest part of last century

[@cyma-zw2tt]

Yup, Satan copies everything God do

[@HolmesDenzell]

How do i remember about this…I was able to finish your sentence about them turning to stone lol

[@robertnolan5896]

Carl had an itchy finger that night... every unit has a "Carl"...😮

[@stephendufresne9239]

Those silly CIA guys just love doing psyops. Gotta love them.

[@poplaurentiu4148]

NASA too when they went too far and fake the Moon missions..

[@bpd8426]

Ikr… When in reality there just covering up America ufo human made technology… Tesla (gravity amplifier) elements 115/antimatter made in particle accelerators.. (particle accelerator)= Human invention Berkeley CA-1930.. It’s that simple, but people don’t want to do a little digging to find these answers.. The Germans had prototype craft during the war like 2, and they used inferior tech to power there Tesla ufo craft which was diesel generators.. It wasn’t till the 1970s America made the breakthrough needed to power the craft for decades.. Those German craft came to America.

[@Ghostrider-ul7xn]

And how are you so confident it's a psyop? Just because the event sounds absurd to you?

[@druidcrypto1373]

@@Ghostrider-ul7xn occams razor suggests it is a psyop. we all know the government loves to fear monger and it would be much more likely that this was put out to generate negative public sentiment towards alien life than for this to have actually occurred. And like someone else joked in the comments "the cia is known for pausing for dramatic effect"

[@histguy101]

​@@Ghostrider-ul7xnIt's come out in the last decade or so that they(along with the air force and nsa) were feeding these kinds of stories to the UFO community for like 50 years. They're basically responsible for the creation of the UFO community as a whole. There's cases where agents became close friends with their contacts and tried to tell them it was all bs years later after everything had been made public, to apologize for lying to them but saying they were doing their duty and the contact refusing to believe they were lied to

[@carlruth5692]

In official US Marine records, there was a brief skirmish during the Korean war between the US Marines and another worldly unidentified flying object. The skirmish ended when the UFO emitted a noise that deafened the Marines and scanned the surroundings with a bright light that temporarily paralyzed the Marines. Afterwards, the UFO disappeared and the Marines regrouped. The commanding officer was just as confused as his personnel and reported it to higher command. Also, there are still classified reports from world war II in which allied fighter pilots found themselves in dog fights against unidentified flying objects that they called Foo fighters. The allied fighter pilots who've publicly talked about the circumstances are adamant that these foo fighters were otherworldly and were not German jet fighters.

[@cececox6399]

My grandfather was a paratrooper who survived the war in the top 10 with the most drops and he's ADAMANT they saw them all the time. He said they didn't shoot at them because they heard the stories of the other guys who had and they were all ☠️☠️☠️. They weren't a threat or attacking allied forces. But he swears they DID shoot the Germans so he figured fnck it. It doesn't matter who they are or where they're from if they're on my side. He swears one protected him from getting shot over France and stopped him splitting into the ground when his parachute failed one time. He insisted they couldn't possibly be ours because the seniors didn't have a clue what they were and were freaked out. And they'd get p!ssed when they'd refuse to shoot at them. They were labelled as crackpots if they even mentioned it after the war. My grandmother his wife was already flying planes just before the war along with her sisters and they were the first woman allowed to fly the planes in the RAF. They'd collect the new planes and deliver them or move planes around for operations and she saw them and none of her seniors knew anything about them either and were very bothered by them. She saw them herself and she was just devastated she never got to ride in whatever they were. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣

[@iAmTonySaint]

Source pleaseee

[@trini5296]

​@@cececox6399dam that's some crazy shit.

[@emilyprovance7413]

My alien tech, will allow me to do all the things necessary to visit another planet, but I have terrible cooking. And defensive capabilities lol

[@OhYahDude]

It would be really helpful if you guys put a link to the things you talk about in the description of these videos. There have been numerous times where I haven't been able to find the source of the documents/videos/photos that are brought up.

[@keepitforreally4501]

Anybody can read with everything that going on in the world why would they do that to the soldiers? Why don’t they show themselves into the Middle East in front of the White House in front of the world

[@AntilleanConfederation]

@@keepitforreally4501you clearly don’t understand wtf he said.

[@ryanfreebody6881]

The reason why is the fact they take them and put their own spin on them to make them appear like they are the only ones in the know. So everyone watching will be like, "Holy sh*t, why don't I know about this?" This is why people like me see this and think wtf. To be fair, they stayed pretty much bang on with this one. But the stone pole is new. The versions I've seen just state they turned to stone, and both Russia and the USA have them and doing studies on them. I can't share links, but just search up Russian or Siberia UFO incident that turned soldiers into stone, and it should come up. Another good one with Russia, which Russia government claims to be true is the Voronezh UFO incident. The interesting thing about that incident is the fact that there are multiple UFO encounters involving school kids. Legit, the Russians sent out their military to the area and locked it down, just in case they reappeared. During the incident, a 16 year old boy started crying upon seeing the creatures, so they zapped him with a ray gun that made him disappear. It's wild. The Russian military didn't just act going on what the school kids stated. Lieutenant Sergei A. Matveyev of the Voronezh district police station claimed to have seen "a body flying in the sky".

[@KISSTHECLOWN1]

I used to believe in aliens, but since the government says they're real, i now know aliens don't exist.

[@user-zl1zv8pc9w]

Gov never said they are real

[@travisconover4762]

Absolutely right. They're actually demons. They won't tell you demons are real. I live by a haunted forest in California and these demons are everywhere. Grey's, black hooded ones, monkey men ones, lizard people ones, giants and ton of evil spirit faces in the trees.

[@leewilliams9904]

Lol

[@BaseBasvic]

@@user-zl1zv8pc9w - they said they found ‘NON-human bio-matter in a shot down air craft-might as well have said ‘ALIENS….🙄 Regardless, in response to the original, more relevant comment, he is right. They are starting to strongly push this alien crap more all of the sudden, so yeah, they don’t exist. But I promise something worse then them does.

[@sarahp3106]

My theory is that they are real, they’ve been here this whole time. The government might want us to all be aware they are real and make them out to be a threat just to fight them without citizens loosing their mind and going crazy.

[@StandardAICommentator3000]

I didn’t believe this until that girl said WHAT?! the second time

[@taylorphoenix8]

😂

[@alwaysernst5188]

I'm about to block this account because of her. Deos she even a different task then to just pretend to be amazed?

[@toneenorman2135]

@@alwaysernst5188I KNOW!! The most annoying voice,ever….

[@83KJack]

nothing gets by you!

[@zachmccall1513]

Agreed she does absolutely nothing but act surprised

[@MsVibingAndThriving]

Aliens: “Dont Start None, Won’t Be Done.”

[@user-dp4hi7mc8n]

They were turning into a super sayin God 😂

[@coreymaze2348]

Remember that the cameraman never dies😏

[@Stonehound503]

No, the cameraman dies just not the camera or the film🤦🏻

[@jamiesinclair9227]

😂😂😂

[@rockyrox4591]

We never find out because we never see the film from the cameraman that dies 😅

[@louthivierge3374]

youve never seen war footage . there is no footage in this video , you actually think this is real footage lol

[@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP]

Remember you have zero creativity

[@angelmalpass9535]

Well now we understand Stonehenge!! Lol😂

[@enterthejouz6728]

Good point.

[@Sheildmaiden957]

Hahahaha yes

[@enterthejouz6728]

@@Sheildmaiden957 Inshallah

[@jennymartinez4597]

And many other places like in Athens, Rome , Egypt etc., lots of huge stone pillars in these places…

[@australianmantis19]

Those very stone poles now hold my beer 😂

[@petegeralis7076]

“ lol, the just killed Congress” - Mars Attacks!

[@icecreamassassin3006]

To quote the Goonies: "if he killed all of them how did the story or the map get out". Applies here too. 😂

[@goodcitizen-ft9bg]

They didn’t tell the story there were two men that had run into the woods and when they came back they found the rest of there troop as statues

[@jhsrt985]

There's more to the story

[@fukyt]

That's why you don't shoot at non threatening objects. They asked for it by shooting at extremely advanced intelligent humanoids

[@MillerTime36]

Exactly perfect point

[@birdbird2914]

"😂"...♉🐂 HERE...😢 Humans are/were programmed to only use 10% of their Brains 😅😮😢...I'd like to consider SELF (me) Alien...‼️ THE VISITORS ARE GOOD... 😂😂😂...THE VISITORS ARE BAD... WE WERE TAUGHT TO WAR... The most practiced Language on earth today... WAR...😂... "they're not ready for us today"... Best and worse Times, to be alive"... 🙏🐦🐦🙏

[@StoutProper]

If you don’t think Americans aren’t going to shoot at ufos you’ve clearly never been to Texas or Chicago

[@christopherv9112]

You don't what you would have done in that situation, especially while you're in the middle of a war!

[@leoneguardo905]

It didn’t happen.

[@impicklerick8370]

Dude forgot to mention he smoked a bunch of salvia right before this 💀😂

[@rossjohnson1872]

Ninjasarebutterflies podcast studio most days, "...five short humanoids with large heads and large black eyes..."

[@cryptogreen3578]

The aliens posed like they were on vacation 😂😂😂

[@SpressoHead]

They were - until some a-hole ruined it with a surface to air shot

[@daftdigital]

Like teletubbies eh oh👋

[@patriciamcguire9958]

😆

[@rosewetzel8284]

The soldiers doing that were not smart… poor leadership choice

[@IratePuffin]

Someone unexpectedly launched a SAM? Like…”oops, my bad”? 😂

[@davidburns4143]

Yaaaaye!!!! Finally someone gets it !!!! Lol

[@michaelspaniak3660]

That's some SCP creepy pasta or some shit 😂

[@ricogoldstar]

Classic Saiyan mistake. Never let the opponent transform into their final form, just FINISH THEM. 😂

[@captnbustacap3556]

Sounds like they got that Dabura spit on them 😂

[@thehippie3610]

Biblical pillars of salt suddenly making more sense

[@DesertDaughtersOfYeshuah]

Your right. Perhaps that was the reason for the warning God gave to NOT look back. After all it is Angel's that are sent to destroy, wipe out, cleanse etc. So it would make sense that angels be they fallen angels(demons) or "good angels" would share the same or similar powers.

[@shelliedavis]

Came looking for this comment.

[@Nova_Avalon]

Sodom and Gomorrah

[@shelliedavis]

@@Nova_Avalon You ever wonder if that story is a reference for the future and not the past? 😳

[@Nova_Avalon]

@@shelliedavis Sodom and Gomorrah was from the old testament . But it makes me wonder if its the same beings that turned the russian soilders to a stone pole that also changed Lot's wife to stone .

[@TfB12]

This is proof that all u need are three random ppl reading stuff off their phones and boom you got a podcast.. lol

[@donnaerno1270]

Remember the movie MARS ATTACKS? Aliens attack Congress.

[@omarabdulwaleed4383]

That’s why you don’t stop shooting until everything stops moving 😭

[@romanmartinez3584]

Best comment on here lol

[@bobbadham261]

I like ya style lol

[@Blazeww]

What makes you think they can be hit. They merged into one object. Only living energy that can manipulate matter and light could do that... good luck hitting them if they actually are energy surrounded by fake bodies. Only thing that could hurt that would be a nuke or an energy field that disrupts theirs. Maybe that's why Aliens payed attention to nuke sites after nukes got powerful enough to worry about. Maybe can't even kill them but just hurt them, destroy the body but they escape as energy living off what's in the environment.

[@Sapientia-in-senectute]

Few grenades for extra measure the American way

[@GiveYouOneGuess]

Wow.. maybe not shoot at all. Doubt they would’ve done anything.

[@cmonman7664]

Dont bring a missile to a UFO fight.

[@Just_Hopeless_Romantic]

Some people tell really good fish tales 😂😂

[@user-xt4pg8tq2e]

That girl is literally just there to say 'WHAT!!!'

[@baldeagledelta3482]

That document came from Hollywood. 😂😂😂😂

[@jimmywhitlow2012]

This is what happened to our government officials. The aliens shapeshifted and took their appearance. Now you all know why it seems as if they have all lost their damn minds. 😂

[@jimiliev3924]

Been told your president is a shape shifter

[@AlgorithmAlloy]

I’m sorry to report, but it is you who has lost his mind

[@MR.GetOVERiT333]

I voted for Cain

[@DreDon-rs8ne]

Especially after watching somethimg similar on Marvel Secret Invasion !

[@ArizonaAkinTv]

@@MR.GetOVERiT333he was the libs last ditch effort puppet like the rest of em

[@cody1390]

"it's something" lol...

[@imricjames5210]

They where all turned into stone cold steve austins 😂

[@emileemonsalvo3878]

That quack like "what?!" Is too too much for me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericburton5914]

Yeah you'd think they'd come up with spontaneous astonishment not rehearsed memes for effect.

[@jestexgarcia3601]

The cameraman NEVER dies 😅

[@enormous_conformist]

How did you conjure up a camera man from what he said? They never mention a video being taken.

[@brockeutin3996]

Yeah " hold still again the alien in the back had his eyes closed"

[@brockeutin3996]

​@johndough2491 so one of the solders had a camera and it just dropped to the ground after turning to stone and they found the film then?

[@thedemon336]

He did in starship troopers !!!

[@Geminerd333]

@@brockeutin3996I don’t think the photos are real

[@blucy8474]

the girl hyping it up with the ad-libs “WHAT”

[@user-fd3sf3cs7i]

Memory service 😅😅😅

[@user-fy7ru4ii1i]

Glad the cameraman was able to capture it all.

[@Muninn_og_Dauði]

Hahahhahaha😂 so true!

[@nilsolsen8727]

You know the cameraman always makes it to the end of the movie.

[@junebugg7113]

Yooooooo

[@Jiyasogret]

It's edited fyi

[@kaikujerves3057]

😂😂😂

[@bgt63]

Proof.......of the power of a group hug

[@CrazyK1]

Merge together? That sounds like a movie I watched long ago. Keanu Reeves was in it. "STATION" if you know, you know.

[@Epic11183]

Interdimensional entities merging into a "single" entity as a collective consciousness

[@KeIIIII5]

The only pole to survive is the one who witnessed all of those specific descriptions of everything. Beautiful.

[@SangarZ]

Finally someone that can see the flaws in this type of stories. It's always: "... everyone died...". But, if "everyone died", how they know what really happened?

[@GhullieUser]

Must be the camera man

[@BOOSETO]

Exactly... Occam's Razor is a great philosophy!

[@sphillips6357]

he says 5 humanoids but the picture shows six.

[@MartyrOfNoir]

@@sphillips6357it’s AI art not a real picture

[@AW-oz8ui]

This makes you question about all those statues that look so real

[@dekejustice]

I've always thought that, those were real warriors at one time! Who would make that many statues anyways! Not a single one the same!? Just makes more sense to me, that they were frozen into statues by some kind of power, magic, science or by God himself!

[@SpressoHead]

😳

[@slimwrite5724]

They said poles clearly their we go changin WORDS.😂

[@ALSILVERU2]

​@@dekejusticewhat region or staues are you specificaly refering to plz

[@coreyn]

That’s why they’re taking them down, now we can’t check the chemical composition of the statues. Look up mud fossil university and your Life will change for the better. Society has done a great job at destroying the true living God within each of us, the best way to get through war with something or somebody is to first never declare it, and second it needs to be energetically, not physically through an idea, belief and influence that captures the youth and young minded to feed them a perspective that will change their personal reality which places them against the society at which they were raised in. They’re attacking our youth and feeding them information that is fundamentally changing the way at which our nation operates through these flawed teachings. Y’all better wake up to the reality of whose kids they’re destroying just witnessing all the bullshit and fearful things they’re projecting. They feed off of the fear these young ones are experiencing through the content these apps are spoon feeding them, this inadvertently changes the way consciousness operates as a whole. Wake up people please, we are all connected only divided by the leaders of these governments around the world only to continuously be peddled by the mainstream media who many are on pay rolls of 3 letter agencies. Do your research and tell me I’m lying. You can’t, so I guess now that we agree with what’s really happening we can now become solid friends. I Love ALL people, the human being….greatest creation EVER made. However, I Love people who don’t lie even more. Y’all come on and get on with the get on, a year from now your gonna know even more dirt and (T)ruth on what’s going on with these lying ass officials, these lying ass unelected people some how leading the pack of wolves and parasites, they’re both the same. Accountability will be had once you, me and everyone else decide to help to lift each other up and lifted with higher more positive energy. I’m ready for new friendships, how about all of y’all!!! Gratitude for all my new friends! Yeeeeaaaaaaaah Booiiiiiii!!!!!!!iiiiiiii!!!!!!! Love y’all man!

[@Meshuga241]

"What", her brain only has one job. Scream "what"

[@mbc9290]

This is true, John Wick told me all about it!

[@Big-Reds]

"Unknown reasons" someone unexpectedly launched a surface to air missile! 🤔

[@Dan-hh5pk]

I love our flat tard friends xD Just funny

[@retrogradeyeoXRP]

Hahaha bro was definitely trying to take the credit for his shot. But in the end got everyone stoned to death. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣😂🤣

[@156greener]

So there was at least one american there

[@user-uf6id7jo5g]

that they always kept handy

[@Big-Reds]

@@retrogradeyeoXRP Yup, leave it up to one guy to ruin it all.

[@jreal7]

We humans can merge together and create a big hug...😊

[@noneya3254]

Dibbs

[@ray-garl]

That was my first thought.

[@Evilzionistbabykillers]

I don't know what is more funny,the story or the fact some people actually think it's true 😂😂😂😂😂

[@satchellcastillo5199]

They released the documents to start the 🧠 wash for project bluebird

[@mg659er]

To smash this into one minute videos is criminal

[@sharonnicholson3393]

Spam this persons comment if you agree 🦾 this should be a documentary not a short

[@darsgauth]

Yah really I'm checking in videos and nothing. Never heard about that one and what yr.was that?

[@user-xf6jo9hy5n]

The crazy thing in my opinion is that anyone who has ever seen something like that gets called crazy or told they're hallucinating. People know what they saw whether you believe in it or not.

[@loyaltyrich5115]

Facts

[@cincinnatibrutality0201]

You have a point.

[@madboy5686]

People know what they think they saw ****

[@-j308]

​@@madboy5686all 23 of them?

[@kevinbeck5912]

👽👾 I saw a dang alien and fudge you if you don't care to believe me. Jerk's

[@ABoyandHisDog-pd3lb]

Makes one rethink about the story of Lott's Wife being turned into a pillar of Salt after looking back at the attack on Soddom and Gammora

[@zoartontheprotector9198]

They despawned and took everything with them

[@markjasonbocaling4792]

"aith boys, lets release the sphere"

[@celsius418]

So the soldiers that saw this happen, were stoned.

[@nicolebarnett8702]

Bahahaha yep you get the best comment of the day today

[@SmufoSmufosson]

More likely yes 😅

[@coppertopv365]

WHAT?!? I can replace her, Pay Me..

[@coreydebruin7001]

So that's what Stonehenge is all about. 😂😂😂

[@LoFihigh1111]

The aliens at a concert. " How many tickets..." "Just one." I'll see myself out.

[@pearljohnson4365]

Further story was that one of the soldiers was standing in a shady area under a tree and the light did not reach him.

[@alistergray7035]

yea i’ve heard this too

[@trapdass4231]

So who survived to tell ??? 😂😂😂 C.i.a. is a joke 😂😂😂

[@kostaftp]

👽Aliens, after spending some time with the Russians: "These guys are nuts. They've gotten 47 of our people drunk, they keep bears as pets, and some of them have even proposed to us. We're going back to our galaxy immediately."

[@The_CIA]

*We can confirm it's true.*

[@michelleeisley9857]

How

[@humblemedic]

​@@michelleeisley9857bro he's the CIA obviously

[@misstee973]

Lmfaooo 😂

[@jonathanhorvat2452]

well now i don't believe it, if the CIA is saying it..

[@gabrielcano5541]

Damn💀💀💀💀

[@KeithFrancis-nf8dw]

They turned into a pillar if salt 😂😂

[@ginosko_]

Why is that funny

[@rsaldivar4218]

Don’t look Ethel!! But it was too late… 😂

[@javonnemcclellan5923]

Anyone ever notice how the CIA building is identical to the building from stranger things? Where they kept the aliens lol.

[@savageaf100]

People often say the grays are short. But have also heard of tall ones. What if the short ones are just kids out playing or taking a field trip or something? 😂

[@fotoschopro1230]

The story goes that the greys are future humans, one group is from an earlier future and they are evil, supposedly fighting a genetic war, therefore kidnapping and experimenting on humans. The other group comes from a later future, trying to preserve human existence and their development. Then there's the story that they are android like drones made by the Annunaki or whatever, who live on the inside of earth.

[@stephylye6334]

Note to self: if ever witnessing Aliens turn camera on and look away laying flat on the ground when you see some sort of white beam appearing.

[@UGGIBEAR3]

And that’s what you get when you pick a fight with THE POWER RANGERS

[@Gin132456]

Russia triggered a raid boss and got hit with the level wiepte 😭

[@doncarleone973]

I heard about this event somewhere else as well. Sounds absolutely crazy but the event was told by any remaining/surviving soldiers of that event!

[@ryszardfalkowski7917]

This story was stolen. Real UFOs are untouchable, 2 1946 or 1948 , 2 craft over Los Angeles, over 1400 shells fired at them , when all stopped firing the craft were untouched.

[@SgtMclupus]

There were no surviving soldiers, though... They got turned to stone! 👀

[@careerwelder84]

By your powers combined, I am captain planet. 😂😂😂😂

[@DavidFrancis24824]

Nice. Been a min since I heard that shit. Haha

[@PockitBoxProductions]

The power is mine 😂

[@RobertHouston-sf5fh]

Mighty morphing power rangers

[@MrMPQ]

Captian Pillar

[@m2klever]

'Camping Planet' Capt. planned it. Campaign magnet.

[@dandownunder5825]

Was likely just an admin's kid on dads sim.. in a vehicle we havent unlocked yet!

[@Gr8rome407]

5 short humanoids with large black guys emerged from the ship? Did I here that right 😭