We Hate Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [even though we hate video titles]

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Fun fact: this club exists irl, the reason you never hear about any of their activities is because most members hate talking about it.

[@XoXoRC]

Truly an astonishing marketing strategy

[@Stp1497]

@@kanopaysano nobody was talking to you take your fuckass politics somewhere else you fucking yob.

[@Danimally]

​@@kanopaysanowtf u talkimg about. This is an asmr channel.

[@Facekick48]

I hatebthat ur talking about it

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

​@@kanopaysano I hate that you're bringing up politics

[@rwlong88]

Reminds me of that classic wall graffiti; Things I hate: 1. Vandalism 2. Lists 3. Irony 4. Lists E. Repetition VI: Inconsistency 7. Clubs

[@TheWorldBuilder]

Would have been even better if instead of "F." it was "VI"

[@rwlong88]

@@TheWorldBuilder Done, although I hate Roman numerals

[@Pandemonium--]

Wild

[@glass7923]

​@@rwlong88I hate edited comments.

[@rwlong88]

@@glass7923 I hate comments that make me snort laugh 😂

[@drkn0w]

I love how he changed not only the description, but all the links as well [even though we hate changing not only the description, but all links as well]

[@lauramcclelland3120]

I love that detail too 😂 [even though I hate attention to detail]

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

Thanks for bringing that to my attention [even though I hate my attention being taken].

[@victorsalazar1273]

I hate how much I love that he did it

[@Bedogg25]

A club I can feel at home with (even though I hate clubs,feelings and homes)

[@Vyxsenthesnowfox2002]

This is a comment I definitely agree with (even though I hate comments, and agreeing with people)

[@Cookie0927]

@@Vyxsenthesnowfox2002 I hate that I also agree with this comment.

[@Delusional.Viewer]

(even though I hate clubs, feelings, homes, and myself*)

[@avocadotoucan3359]

​@@Delusional.ViewerI hate people who correct others

[@Delusional.Viewer]

@@avocadotoucan3359 It's a joke bro. Lighten up.

[@imeann...]

We hate to accept new members but we'd hate to make you feel left out

[@miti2222]

Althought we also hate forcing a situation in a way for an individual for not being left out

[@WillowLastname]

i hate the liar paradox

[@Giggling-goober]

@@WillowLastname and I absolutely hate the Rick Astley paradox

[@skif3376]

We’d hate to make you left out but we also hate to accept new members

[@HE13272326]

Before someone asks: I absolutely HATE being asked the same question over and over again.

[@officialpeeper5189]

Will you comply?

[@izakthegod]

@@officialpeeper5189I hate complying.

[@barryballin]

@@izakthegod WilI you comply?

[@jeyjey077]

Will you comply?

[@Nezha_Main]

Will you comply?

[@christiancrowder4214]

I started watching your tin foil hat society videos when I was 14 and it’s crazy to me to think that was a decade ago. I’m 24 now and watching your videos almost every night has been a huge chunk of my life. Thank you for all my nights of rest.

[@andreasviken2949]

Same dude I started watching in 2013 when I was 21 now I’m 31 and still here.

[@puregameing9230]

first video i saw was i think the asmr of a salesman, his videos really helped me deal with alot of depression in my teenage years. all i can say is thanks uncle E.

[@sad1K__]

big internet 's victory here

[@dragonjo7550]

i may be having a small crisis right now because that means ive been watching ASMR for over a decade now.... it was so young and new back in my day.... 25 now, i think i started watching ASMR after "the interrogation chamber" came out cause my friend found it. that was at least 12 years ago now, probably longer

[@Me-pl3pi]

Yeah I started with like- god I remember the very first videos with Corvus, when he was just the Plague Doctor. I was like 8 or 9. I watched his videos on my kindle fire, and I had some really nice headphones, too. I had just discovered ASMR. Dude the tingles… I miss those days. Ephemeral Rift has done nothing but great things, and I feel like- really grateful to have been around for it all.

[@Dr_bright963]

To: Ephemeral Rift, I am going to get buried by comments, but I just want to say that you have saved me from nightmares. So many times I’ve been terrorized by nightmares and the dark, but you have helped me through your asmr. You have helped me take my mind off the trauma and stress to help me sleep at night. Keep expanding the ERU please! Never ever stop making this stuff, you are a legend in the asmr community, I’ve seen so many people make references to your characters such as Corvus, d.r Clemmons, Margaret and the men (all with different names and identities, but more or less the same) the reason why you are so successful is because you make this, not for fame, but for PASSION, I hope this comment proves your community loves you and your work? Your truly: the crusader.

[@ComradeDucky7]

This is the kindest comment

[@penis93]

fr

[@Felix2011y]

My life was never the same after I come across Uncle Rift, he saved my life

[@caidensmith4456]

I hate the fact that I feel as if I should put a reply here that says “i hate” something

[@jukemaster4904]

Glaze.

[@demitriborrero7820]

13:58 had to be the most intimidating line ER has ever delivered in his entire life. Immediately woke me up.

[@silhouwets]

i got soso scared and turned down the volume immediately :(

[@TheBushSpirit]

SAME LMAO

[@jmarney7482]

Conflicted...I hate everything but love this channel

[@Juicegoat_]

You hate hating this channel

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

@@Juicegoat_ Bingo.

[@joeycubed5888]

Love/hate relationship? LMAO

[@dr.bright3081]

Ya love to hate it!

[@JayO29]

We Love Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [ because we love clubs, memberships, questionnaires, ASMR, and even the We Hate Everthing Club]

[@whyiwakeup6460]

what happens when the groups interact?

[@JayO29]

@@whyiwakeup6460 the big bang, the beginning of time. after spending so much time and so much happening in The Void as we've seen from these masterpieces others call asmr videos, it will be their interaction that takes us into Phase ii of the ERU. the transition from The Void to The Beginning.

[@Гвардии.флотоводец-х1ж8з]

​@@JayO29or they just go for a coffee

[@aaron-crokmay]

Finally a club that I actually fit into

[@NaHikingandgaming]

THE ONE PIECE

[@aaron-crokmay]

​​@@NaHikingandgamingIS REAL

[@The_Govermnent]

​@@NaHikingandgamingi hate this

[@Ozukai]

​@@The_Govermnenti hate that you hate this.

[@SKY_7766]

@@OzukaiI hate that you always have to say something abt someones opinion

[@hoodedgenius3329]

this is a great way to get out of a conversation with someone; "I'm part of the We Hate Everything club, which includes talking to you!"

[@TheBushSpirit]

LMAO

[@mayatenshi]

I can't do that but it's a good idea 👌😂

[@td_is_infinite667]

im going to try that

[@centokiVA]

incredibly corny do not do this they will laugh at you

[@Saitoshiba]

I thought the hat of the club would have " I hate hats" written on it and the shirt "I hate shirts" written on it. That would be a good merch

[@ginnundso]

I would honestly buy that even though I hate commercial, consumerism, tshirts, merch, clothes in general, stores/shops and honesty.

[@divineshrek3307]

We hate social interaction. But we also hate isolation.

[@georgeheilman885]

I certainly hate ads that play before the video. I also hate being distracted and listening to this video while I'm also working at the job I hate. But it's better than hateful silence.

[@latimerias]

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[@thedoctor9936]

God I love the description for this video (even though I hate video descriptions)

[@LuckyFilmer]

I hate answering questions so I would have flunked this questionnaire.

[@DarkusZarvix]

The description is thorough... hating every social media platform, and noting it, are the touches I look for in ER videos. It always gives me a little chuckle at how absurd it gets yet how genius ER is in his ideas and creativity.

[@mar1eneJpg]

Fun fact: my dad always felt like an outcast when he was younger so he created a club called the "We Don't Like You Club" so that only people who were like him approached him.

[@Casualcoyote666]

Siting in a sushi restaurant, several screaming children to my left, one of them is meowing like a cat. There is a chef banging repeatedly on something as a baby cries. This is why I bring my headphones to the restaurant 😂

[@liamroper6516]

😂

[@alejjtheninja5803]

Let him cook, lmao

[@h0rn3slvttyf3mb0ys]

​@@alejjtheninja5803let him cook🔥🔥

[@softia42]

I love the effort you put into the description of this video

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

Even though I hate effort.

[@tarantuIas]

how did u get that emoji? [I hate it]

[@Гвардии.флотоводец-х1ж8з]

Wrong club ig, xd

[@Cloakingpower]

I hate that when I open dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable horrors into the universe from within the fabric of the multiverse, I get called a "villain," and am told to "stop, you're killing everyone and everything," and "you're a fucking monster!"

[@dreamiblu]

I'm gonna make an exception to watch this video tonight (even though we hate exceptions, videos, and anything that happens tonight).

[@vewitched5288]

As a member of the ‘Glass Is Half Full Society’ i’m glad to see other groups coming together, even if they are full of hate

[@charsiehensley5276]

m8, I know what that pfp is, you cant hide it

[@vewitched5288]

@@charsiehensley5276 you’re a man of culture i see

[@gadd1111]

I admittedly probably don't Like nor Comment on ERs posts as much as I should do, seeing as though I watch these videos every day. Just wanted to say thank you ER, I've been a watcher since day dot and to also say that you're content plays a vital and significant role in my day to day activities. ❤

[@Leopardeye]

The thrill of knowing “Good Now” are going to be the first words out of his mouth. ☺️ Love this man. 🖤

[@ValhallaASMR]

The creativity of this man never ends!

[@DOU6LEJAY]

Things that I hate. 1: Christianity. 2: April fool's day. 3: Clowns. 4: Abuse. 5: Irony. 6: Being a puppet to cults. 7: Marriage. 8: Controll obsession. 7: No one taking my disability into consideration. 8: Bullies. 9: Being bullied. 10: threats.

[@wickerg041]

Great, now i can sleep well listening to this ASMR. [Even though i hate sleeping well, sleeping in general and ASMR]

[@ArmundJay]

i had JUST pulled up an older video to sleep to! Excellent timing, E!

[@potatolord7284]

Part 1 7:03 Void Egg 7:35 Yes 7:59 Yes 8:16 Yes, Koalas 8:32 Yes, Stun locking in games 8:48 Yes 9:06 Yes. . .? 9:24 Yes, absolutely, I also hate how you reminded me 10:11 Yes, very time consuming 10:29 Yes 10:50 Yes 11:22 Yes, the human Immune system is stupid 11:48 Yes, creepy little crawlers 12:09 Y E S, Blood sucking devils 12:31 Yes, annoying little buzzers 13:08 Yes 13:30 yes very repetitive time wasting 13:53 yes, can feel very forced or overused 14:16 yes, very inconvenient, you callin me out now? 15:23 yes, it wasn't even an enjoyable fire for smores 16:02 Well . . . yeah if I'm dragged into one 16:26 Yes, feels like a waste of a time waster 16:48 Yes 17:10 Yes, reflective as hell for no reason, hurts eyes 17:32 Yes, I hate that I even did it myself 18:08 Yes, it leads to a very terrible evening as it winds down 18:46 Yes 19:15 Yes, insomnia is a nightmare 19:52 Yes, dragging on and on can be a bore Part 2: 20:43 Yes, cramped rooms with stupidly placed lights, I've hit my head on plenty of table corners and lights with my skull alone. 21:52 Yes 22:19 Yes, Though I'm sure they have their reasons 22:51 Yes, Quite inconvenient but we do as we must. ( also I thought he said "Planking" at first ) 26:00 Well in a way yes, especially dental work if that qualifies. In my eyes hygiene is as unfortunately vital as blinking. 27:33 Science focuses more on what we can know instead of what we should a lot of the time so yes 27:54 Yez, Itz varry unecesaryily commplleexx ( dumb joke I know ) 28:14 ( ah shoot ) Eh- well, the actions of tragic history yes, so technically yes 28:35 ( I'll update this more next time I try to sleep quick cuz I'm already passing out, have a good one folks )

[@k_0su]

Please continue this

[@DarthSidian]

Please continue this (even though we hate continuation)

[@whyiwakeup6460]

@@DarthSidianI agree (even though I hate agreement in replies and KZbin comment replying in general)

[@timefragment5387]

I hate that the main response to these questions is yes, I hate repetition

[@potatolord7284]

@@timefragment5387 I hate it myself

[@proto6086]

I felt like this was the perfect club for me to fit in. Sadly, I also hate clubs.

[@silvatouch]

Love the club membership series. Always happy to see another one 😁

[@ahmedmansour2049]

Even though we hate writing, ur efforts must be appreciated

[@jakesmith8828]

We definitely need those shirts and hats saying “we hate everything”

[@ReliefASMR]

Fell asleep to this last night and wanted to thank you for these long format rambles. They are by far the best thing for me to sleep to.

[@kailynregretts5872]

I love that the entire description of the video has 'even though we hate...' next to everything.

[@thegraveofus]

The description of this video (even though you hate descriptions) is absolutely fucking brilliant, bravo.

[@diamondedevil]

i actually dont hate this video bc it allows me to channel the hate i do have towards certain things in a fun nonhurtful way

[@eejayRBX]

big brain moment: if you hate everything, it would also mean you hate the opposite of everything, so therefore you love everything

[@8064goldenstar]

We hate paradoxes

[@eejayRBX]

@@8064goldenstar but you also hate the opposite of paradoxes so therefore you love paradoxes lol

[@-TBH-]

@@eejayRBX We hate you

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Hating everything is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@RowanMackenzie]

McFucken

[@arctic_lime]

I hate you (I hate the McChicken as well. I hate everything.)

[@antish56]

You said it brother

[@crinklyonion1410]

I hate the McChicken.

[@LixoBostaGaymes]

Shut up McDonald's, you guys don't have a fuckable burguer like bunger king

[@katsumi8844]

That description though! Quite clever of ER, as usual!!

[@kennedygifford5966]

finally a video for professional haters

[@SipmKnows]

DIO

[@barryballin]

i hate when people say "finally"

[@benzinc582]

@@barryballinI hate when people hate when someone says finally

[@ginnundso]

​@@benzinc582I hate when people reply at all. Therefore I hate myself, too.

[@barryballin]

@@ginnundso and i hate of models

[@KatBatwings]

Your videos always help relax me and put me to sleep [even though we hate relaxation and sleep]

[@galaksina]

Will liking this video revoke the membership

[@HiramVelt]

gotta appreciate the effort put in the description

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

"We hate all forms of expression here." "So then you must hate expressing hate?" "No. Because hate is our default state of being there is no expression upon it as an emotion over others" "So then we must suppress all forms of expressing material emotion?" "Yes." "This is sounding like Zen Buddhism."

[@TheBushSpirit]

As someone who hates everything, I actually enjoyed this video a lot [even though I hate watching videos and I hate enjoying things]

[@bruhmoment5020]

You've managed to convey how setting up a Twitter account feels like

[@sargentgaming8663]

I haven’t watched the whole video yet but I already know it’s gonna be a banger video that’s gonna put me to sleep

[@SkullKr0ncher]

Now THIS I can get behind (even though I hate it)

[@Emmetuvisa]

The description is pure gold, its too bad i hate description in general

[@Juicegoat_]

Waiting for "the we love everything club membership questionnaire ASMR (i loved making this title)" video to drop

[@jayc2804]

you’re so creative!! I love your videos!! They’re always a delight

[@K4RN4GE911]

Finally, a club that Francis from Left 4 Dead can join!

[@carinsurance9070]

I hate bridges.

[@ManicMovesDrowsyDreams]

The most creative ASMR channel around. Used to watch you 10 years ago. Time flies.

[@lordmark4966]

Short answer: yes, more than can possibly be expressed

[@TheSlowDancer13]

Just in time, the man the legend of my Sundays!

[@nikosgoral4722]

Great now I cant sleep cuz I know that I will get jumpscared Thanks uncle ER ❤

[@Tyfor]

loved watching this [even though we hate watching videos]

[@lee.lee.n]

I hate the fact Dr. Al Z Heimer forgets my name...but he's such a sweetie I don't complain or get mad. And i totally hate that it's been so long since we have seen corvous, Dave, Margaret, Iggy and everyone else at Arkham.

[@bradycalvert6652]

I didn’t know I could smile, laugh, and tingle at the same time. Thanks for this one! :)

[@ginnundso]

How can you smile, laugh and tingle when we hate smiling, laughing and tingling?

[@zodamann7875]

I ushily don't like questionnaire asmr but I'm feeling this one for some reason

[@HalfDeadHD]

ER always amazes i think sometimes his creativity has peaked then he uploads

[@titustavares335]

Only ER could spread peace through a video about a hate club

[@Oxijinn_]

I personally hate moving my mouse, so I'm infuriated that you made me click the like button. Maybe the video will help me relax but I'm still mad.

[@joanofarcreal]

that's good for you, but personally i hate relaxing.

[@Oxijinn_]

@@joanofarcreal thank you, but I hate people replying to me so now my relaxation has been ruined. I'm going to have to watch this video. AGAIN!

[@brythonbrowning1950]

1:05:05 this humor is peak comedy. Obviously the confusion for us between the color purple, the actual movie. And the color purple. Is funny. But what is funny is how for his next question. He has to look down as if he doesn’t know what the question is. Like it’s something he didn’t expect to be following up. Then he wiggles a bit, gets comfortable and says “the color purple, not the movie, the color” white the last question was literally a parallel to that. This channel is full on that kind of incredibly subtle humor and I hope he never changes this humor. Corvus does stuff like this too, though I feel that’s for others reasons and not because he’s trying to be funny.

[@matylinth3qu33n6]

Do we get a discount for the nothing store if we enroll on this club? Because theres some new nothing cards that came out and I really want a good deal on those, I would hate to pay full price.

[@Revolupine]

I hate how much I love this! :p

[@alexmartinez5859]

Dang it! I need to sleep but I hate sleep! I’ll watch this but I’m going to hate it throughout its duration!

[@Coffeeismylifeblood]

I’ve been in such a bad mood lately so this made me chuckle thank you 😂

[@MrMeatyFlaps]

I hate that I have to watch this video before going to sleep. I also hate that I have to leave this comment. As a matter of fact, I hate that I have to sleep. Conflicting...

[@veram1545]

I love your intonation and the way you pause between words! Really lets me take everything in without worrying about missing words

[@HarryMyerion]

You know for a man who hates everything, i enjoyed listening to him, a breath of fresh air if you ask me

[@MnemonicSailor]

Uncle E, i absolutely hate this video. Keep up the great work!

[@dragondaddykushala7133]

I do not hate. I despise if I had the power I would destroy this world but I do not. So instead I wallow in depression until the void of sweet nothingness claims me once more hiding my pain behind a personsa of fractal kindness a smile as fake as society demands

[@Madly_Zen]

I found your channel in 2016 the week of a car wreck that killed my dad and put me in the hospital for 12 weeks, one of the only things that let me sleep in that horrible hospital room was your Satan roleplay, and I wanted to say thank you for all the help through a lot of restless nights

[@mayatenshi]

❤️🫂

[@AceBeamedYou]

Bro wtf Satan roleplay

[@jackh.864]

Being a hater is fun. But I hate fun so I just spend all my time hating being a hater, thus creating an infinite loop of hate. But I hate loops so now I’ve just opened a portal to the void, but I hate portals and the void…

[@dixiebell20190]

I really hate how open-ended and insightful this comment is. I also hate unfinished thoughts, even if there is a point to be made because I hate points just as much as I hate using punctuation. However, I also hate not using punctuation: I hate when people use it wrong, and hate when used right. I hate the hate.

[@MultiPolarWorldCo-op]

I probably haven't watched a Rift video in well over a year. I think I will be a good fit for this club lol.

[@Aquawavey]

I do hate everything, this is perfect for me (If I didn't hate it)

[@tir3d_al1za]

wouldn’t normally watch this (because i hate watching things) but this one spoke to me for some reason. even though i hate things speaking to me.

[@snidye]

How kind of rift to make an ASMR video for twitter users

[@spicyjalapenooo]

As much as I hate to comment it, I love your videos and they are very tingley!!

[@intellectualpotato23]

I actually hate membership questionnaires so I don’t think this is gonna work out……

[@Coffeeismylifeblood]

“Do you hate anything in particular?” “You.” Pause “Okay.” 😂❤

[@zardthedragon1896]

man i love this idea, but i hate loving things so i hate it.

[@Nuranurr]

i have no idea why the idea of a club full of people who hate everything is actually very comforting...

[@RowanMackenzie]

Do we...hate ASMR too? Do we hate DAVE?! PLEASE TELL WE DON'T HATE DAVE, I WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE WITH MYSELF

[@SipmKnows]

We hate the left nut on the shelf in the 8264th room of the sanitarium

[@SipmKnows]

Also Dave is…Tolerable

[@-Jari-]

No, it's complete name is "the we hate everything but Dave, Corvus, ASMR and cute animals club", we just hate that the name is so long.

[@TyberosTheRedWake-l8u]

@@SipmKnows thought we hate the left wine bottle next to the right braincell of the 6 alphabet on the 23 of febuary of june

[@julesrulesroblox3]

I really love this video though, it actually helps me sleep with my insomnia (I really hate loving and videos and i absolutely hate sleeping and i hate insomniacs)

[@parnavidutta]

as a misanthrope and cynic I see this as a perfect win

[@worlds_greatest_detective5198]

I hate this comment almost as much as I hate replies.

[@bunsenn5064]

I hate how relaxing this video is.

[@waterbirdgd5136]

This is so relaxing *I hate it*

[@flipaflop2342]

Black/ white space if you need it

[@glorifiedpotato4412]

please don’t cut your hair/beard you’re so majestic

[@galacticdust7993]

Props for specifying hating in the description (even though I hate comments remarking something specific)

[@Etriant]

I'm a hater fr. I wake up everyday looking to spread hate and ruin days

[@famguy292]

My like on this video should be understood as hating the video. I know there is a dislike button but I hate pressing dislike on a video so the rational option, which I also hate taking, would be to press the like button. (I actually love these questionnaires, thanks as always for all the great content!)

[@scoutgaming737]

Do you hate the je-

[@leothesupergamer]

uhhh😮

[@kalimcook8013]

"Do you Hate jumpscares?", turns sound all the way down and looks away from the screen*