Traditional Binaural ASMR Session 3

[@malignantastralinfestation5834]

*"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you?"* "I watched Ephemeral Rift's 'Traditional Binaural ASMR Session for Relaxation and Sleep'." *"Yeah? That ain't so tough."* "I didn't fall asleep." *"Sweet mother of Pearl!"*

[@thatdude2248]

Ken Marsche Dude do you need sum help cuz dat ain't right

[@naspawickr1668]

I love that this meme even today is active in yt comments

[@hirochan_8924]

me us for ysf

[@samdrabsch4749]

Honestly, i have been watching your videos for months now, and i watch them every single night, and often during the day, not only are they brilliant for relaxation, i actually find your content interesting and captivating, which seperates you from alot of ASMR channels, you seem like the kind of bloke I'd by a beer or ten for, honestly my fav ASMR channel, but not just that, fav channel full stop Love from Australia

[@speejoink1]

finally, asmr that I can watch! it's so hard to find gluten free asmr these days

[@eattherich162]

Lol first comment in 5 years

[@lividp0ser]

OH MY GOD IM DEAD

[@brianbecker9030]

@@eattherich162

[@brianbecker9030]

Mmm

[@brianbecker9030]

M. I Mannnn M

[@LennyTurner]

I really like this guy, just his delicate way of speaking and laid back character. I say him and Dmitri are the best male ASMR artists.

[@MrFredstt]

Same

[@UtahraptrGD4857]

yeah

[@deezenuts9094]

Asmrsurge is pretty good

[@jesusofsuburbia8349]

The length and quality of all your videos is impeccable

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

Rift you are legit the best ASMRtist there is

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

+Jared Thompson if so many others are more talented then get off his page

[@lewistownsend8868]

+Jared Thompson Show me another ASMRtist who dresses up as a Medieval plague doctor, Yoda or Satan for an hour and a half and invents an entire complicated fictional universe around their videos.

[@yejiyirenyuqi9572]

+Jared Thompson like who? he is the most pro asmr artist for surw

[@djmil42]

+Jared Thompson sorry man, I gotta disagree. There are many great ones, but Rift puts so much more creativity into his. He has an entire universe in Rift World. All depends on your preferences. 👍

[@fellblackpaw4227]

He's one of my favorite. He is tied if not ahead of HeatherFeather

[@LittleCloverWhispers]

Uhhhhggg your videos are flawless! I hope that one day I'll be able to create such beauty :) Thank you for everything! You are such a wonderful person.

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

Tis true

[@AngelofBanishment]

You fallowing me Tandia!? Have faith in yourself little red deathclaw. You do great work also.

[@ASMRBoosters]

I also hope to achieve what he has one day. His videos are amazing.

[@EphemeralRift]

+Tandia LittleCloverWhispers Oh they're flawful alright. I just edit it all out! But thanks regardless ;)

[@isabellundquist6245]

Hey, ER, I just wanted to thank you for putting sound timings in the description. I have a severe chalk phobia due to a gymnastics incident as a kid, so I get panic attacks from chalk sounds and other chalk-like things. Panic attacks aren't really what I'm looking for when I try to relax, and I'm very grateful you have timings in the description.

[@KittieDanger]

Traditional old school remains one of my favorite kinds of vids. You don't need fancy props, just you & your imagination & words of wisdom.

[@Judgement915]

Dungeons and Dragons Video Suggestions: - An wizard takes inventory of his spell components (plenty of chances to incorporate random objects, spell components are even listed in the players handbook, if you wanted to remain faithful to the souce material) - A Representative of the local Adventurer's guild interviews a prospective member (The audience) - A cleric holds a small service for his party and blesses them for the upcoming trials that await them on their adventure while reminiscing on their past adventures - A dwarf reviews various brews from his hometown, joking and telling stories of his time in the Dwarvish Army - A necromancer has brought an unfortuante soul back from the dead and outlines his plan to overthrow the local magistrate Hope this helps get the creative juices flowing. Love your channel, keep up the good work.

[@EphemeralRift]

+Christian Bellucci hey thanks so much for the suggestions!

[@Judgement915]

+Ephemeral Rift My pleasure!

[@Willington_Willis]

So far on KZbin, you're the only one that has mastered the soothing and easy going whisper voice. Keep doing you Rift!!!

[@saadbukhari2189]

you're simplicity makes me feel down to earth and appreciate the simple things in life. Thank you

[@CosmicCloudss]

This is the first ASMR video I ever watched 6 years ago. I wanted to revisit it today. ♥️

[@swagmuffin2494]

I just searched up Asmr to see what the heck it is. MY SHOULDER BLADES ARE TINGLING. ITS AMAZING.

[@vanessamarsen7911]

There's no escaping now.

[@avocado2592]

*evil laughs*

[@sukiiva3334]

It gets worse

[@devyn9153]

ur lucky all I get is sleepiness literally just gotta put on one of these during the day and 5 min later I'll pass out

[@potato7617]

I bet Rift is saving ASMR Shrek for New Years

[@rburno5928]

Imposter potato

[@potato7617]

PIRU Lunar Impostor? Who am I impersonating?

[@johnconner7938]

Top comment one

[@anthonydillion2631]

+Potato you are not the real potato... You imposter

[@BigzeeeN]

+Anthony Dillion there is 3 potatoes

[@madisonyoung6376]

I love when you talk in your videos rift You have the most calming voice. Please make more of these traditional videos!

[@somedudefromholland]

I love the idea of a d&d asmr video! a merchant sounds good, but I also think a tavern keeper or someone who is at a shady table in the corner of the tavern are good characters! love the video, you're a top bloke ER

[@shfity5]

"Gluten free" ASMR may just be my favorite kind. Just the thing I needed after a leftover roast beef sammich on wheat with horseradish, and one mashed pet potato with gravy.

[@TheMrSeagull]

An hour and forty six minutes... I don't think I can stay awake that long... Excellent.

[@TinaSotis]

I get such a strong sense that this man really cares. I need that so badly and right now. Thank you for your kindness.

[@Babymins]

So relaxing, your voice has the gift to appease headaches....Best cure I've ever found. You're an artist, thank you ;)

[@Caesar-Sensei]

Thank god, i love you so much ER, it's 2:30 AM over here and i couldn't sleep. Looks like you were just in time to save a humble viewer.

[@Perko9898]

+William Mosquera ... what can't you understand from "i couldn't sleep" I mean it's pretty self explanatory.

[@derpsammons870]

+William Mosquera calm down there Jeff my boy no killing tonight

[@derpsammons870]

William Mosquera​ You know those spiders you swallow in your sleep every now and then. Guess who puts them there........me

[@thogurk4630]

+Derp Sammons I thought that was myth...

[@derpsammons870]

Mathew Woodruff nope

[@solaceprevails1]

Hi ER, I just want to say thanks. Recently I have had trouble falling to sleep and relaxing due to personal issues. I came to this channel hoping to relax. I have been here almost for a year, and it has help me relax. I show great gratitude of what you have done for me, and for others like me. Thanks.

[@kasperlindstrom9990]

I'm so glad I found ASMR before I got PTSD.. It's been such a tremendous help keeping me somewhat calm, being like a friend I always can go to for comfort and a feeling of safety. And with your channel there's so much variety, so much new experiences to keep oneself occupied. It's amazing!

[@amberk.7948]

I recently found your channel while searching asmrtists not too long ago, and I think it's safe to say that this is some of the best asmr I've ever seen. I've never fallen asleep mid way through a video before, so thankyou and please keep them coming!

[@Cedestra]

Warms my heart that you and PS connected over D n D. ASMR, not just helping people heal but bringing people together.

[@Howdy_Its_Ash]

Great video ER! I fell asleep while watching it yesterday night! Lost you after the cardboard! I love most of your videos. Always so happy to see a creator active in the comments! Big fan of yours!

[@AdamOpie]

I always feel like you're a close friend when I watch your videos! Thank you for the countless hours of great sleep! Keep up the hard work :)

[@catrina.h6608]

Your microphone and and camera quality is amazing! I really appreciate the time and effort you put into your videos. You help me sleep all the time. So Thank you.

[@EphemeralRift]

+Catrina Hirsh Hey thanks for tuning in!

[@SargonTheGrape]

Sometimes I wonder what archaeologists will make of these videos centuries from now.

[@erfho8y]

Pretty sure they'll just google "asmr wikipedia" and they'll have all the answers they will ever need

[@expansiveentrainment8878]

You're one of my favorite youtubers. This is so relaxing. Thank you!

[@FORGOTTENMINDFREAK23]

I got to about 1:20 and I'd already had the strongest chills/tingles/etc that I am recall having in a long time. I love the chalkboard. I've been listening to these for a while now and mainly to sleep but I'm currently writing a fic about one of my favourite games and I've been listening to these in the background so I can block out everything else and focus on the writing. It's been a great help, thank you. 😊

[@Dungeoneer]

Did someone call for a Dungeon Master?

[@looched]

No. No one called.

[@Dungeoneer]

Lucy Doran damn

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

+Dungeoneer Cartoons I did!!

[@Dungeoneer]

Lets Relax ASMR Yay :D

[@vaioletpix2445]

+Dungeoneer Cartoons I too :)

[@mu11a14]

I still can't stop watching the Innsmouth Barber Shop. Gets me to sleep every time. It must be the rambling you do. Thank you.

[@SplendidEcho]

Ikr

[@DrewEon]

That is by far one of my favorite videos from Rift, I watch it every day haha!

[@Bunny-lo3hg]

Rift, I have been a fan of your videos for a while now, every time you upload, you make me so happy, after a hard day of college and work I watch you to calm myself down. You are my favourite KZbinr Rift, thank you for doing what you are doing :)

[@EphemeralRift]

+Jammy Poops hey thanks for watching and best of luck with college!

[@kiler050100]

I prefer male voices for ASMR because for me it's less jarring. Anyone else?

[@ryandick7264]

Yeah

[@UtahraptrGD4857]

sort of

[@comehonorface2015]

Define jarring if you will..?

[@gavinthroop2839]

ComeHonor Face I think some male voices, especially ER, have voices that are less intense and smoother on the ears. Kinda cuz his voice is low yk

[@KishiSora]

I agree

[@CasuaLxClan]

Thats traditional

[@hellraiser341]

Does this guy haunt the comment section of ER's videos. Someone explain.

[@e4rth2aly]

+hellraiser341 yes, he is hella spoopy 2spoopy4m3. And his name is JOHHHHNNN CENNNNAAA!! *distant skeletoooooon trumpets*

[@RCnBalt]

+QueenSpook boo

[@TheParkourPenguin]

+hellraiser341 Potato is the vegetable of ASMR. That is all that needs to be said.

[@MrWhitePerson]

+Potato run for your life the irish are coming

[@theeldritchlibrarian]

Perfect timing. I'm in the process of moving, so, massively stressed, and to add to the fun I have a migraine. The dark background and quiet sounds are really soothing -- exactly what I need right now. Thanks, ER!

[@EphemeralRift]

+Robin M Good luck with the move! I know what that's like..

[@theeldritchlibrarian]

Thanks! Moving is the worst... but then it's so nice when you're finally settled. :) Happy new year!

[@julianneroe6436]

29:58 ... I love this. It's as though silence is the black-space that amplifies sound. Too many artists are impatient and make constant noise, but some silence is EXTREMELY nice in quiet ASMR. Thanks

[@julianneroe6436]

I LOVE THE 8 BALL!

[@cannibal_smiley]

Of all of the ASMR videos that I watch/listen to, you have the best that I've seen, Rift. Your videos are a little off at times, which is nice because I'm a little off as a person. But more importantly, your videos always (and I mean ALWAYS) calm me down and relax me entirely. So I just wanted to thank you for making videos so often, and please continue making them for as long as you see fit! Love every one of em, especially this gem!

[@CrispySkinwalker]

god, I needed this, I've been trying to fit a couch into an elevator and I'm tired and sore, a nice warm bed and this is my heaven

[@ericstorm124]

I'm so so happy right now, I haven't had any time for asmr lately and the first vid I get to watch is by the king himself!! :)

[@asmrgoblin4602]

Magic The gathering, comics and now D&d. You are really The best asmr-artist on youtube! Love it

[@ShowginTV]

I always feel relaxed watching an ER vid even before any sounds happen. It's as if the knowledge that I will be watching ASMR in a second is enough to actually induce ASMR itself.

[@Cescorage]

Association. Look up classical conditioning. :)

[@lizzaarocha7402]

same here!

[@ThallanarRabidtooth]

+The Voice Of Showgun I once imagined sounds I'd hear in an ASMR video and it triggered my ASMR... It was the most magical, yet shocking thing ever. It's crazy to think that, maybe with enough practice, you can continuously induce your ASMR without any sound!

[@ShowginTV]

Thallanar Rabidtooth It's similar to Pavlov's experiment on his dogs. As +Cescorage said above, it's classical conditioning.

[@RobloxGamingCallum]

really hope to see a "this is not an asmr" video soon! love them!

[@tslott2860]

SHEEEEEEESH

[@YoCrunchiness]

I'm digging the mustache-beard combo man. I think it looks good on you.

[@ThreeToesofFury]

Thanks Ephemeral...my favorite ASMR videos are your Relaxation/Sleep themed ones. Keep up the great work! Peace .n. Tingles 3ToF

[@EphemeralRift]

+ThreeToesofFury Thank you kindly!

[@stringbing97]

Woahhh this is the best asmr video I've ever experienced. Usually I just feel sensations in my neck but this went all the way into the base of my spine.

[@LesLexie]

I don't know why, but I woke up this morning and my bank account was empty. Must be unrelated.

[@kevincorujo7603]

Wut?

[@LesLexie]

+kevin corujo 57:22

[@JacksonIsGQ]

I commend you for getting that far awake, I'm usually knocked out in the first 15 minutes haha

[@zulcet]

These are just the best types of videos to listen to when I'm up at 3am writing my dissertation !

[@maglerdon]

Seeing "Relaxation and Sleep" in any of your videos gets me excited!

[@bEeFy949]

I am so happy that i discovered this channel. Hopefully you are also doing well, especially these days. Thank you for all of your videos and a happy new year to all of you.

[@EphemeralRift]

+bEeFy949 Why thank you I'm glad you found your way here too! :)

[@djmil42]

A whispered video where you are "Dungeon Master" and whispered through a party of people exploring a dungeon would be cool. You could just make up everything, the characters and the story you are playing through. Or multiple scenarios to fit dice rolls, etc. Your creative mind would make it even better than I can describe it. That'd be amazing!

[@EphemeralRift]

+David Miller Hey thanks for the suggestion! I'll see what I can do.. :)

[@doxy2461]

I'm so excited! Last night I sat down and listened to one of your videos and thought "Man, how cool would it be if he made a D&D video." I play quite often with my friends, and sit in as DM some times. Anyway, super excited!

[@EphemeralRift]

+UnorthodoxSummoner Thank you!

[@asmr-sensei]

Massageasmr, is that you? They should join up for a vid. It would be a blast!!

[@abrahamgarcia3557]

being the first like and reply after five years feels awesome

[@PyroJeffsta]

The tissue pouch was by far the best, I would like hearing it in a future video as a background sound

[@argatar000]

11:45 on a Sunday night i sit in my kitchen with a shirt and underwear on the house is quiet im eating ravioli and drinking pepsi while listening to this video my life

[@benjaminpotter2]

The wooden block and pencil tapping were awesome!

[@720hxz]

This one is really really good. Thanks ER and good night everyone!

[@TheSepia1]

I really enjoyed the time, care & concentration that you put into this video. Thanku. 🌺

[@Beepintheblip]

We appreciate you standing almost two hrs in front of the camera touching random stuffs

[@JosueAlejandro1]

6:15 that is officially, the most relaxing & personal best book EVAH

[@MaiPoirot]

Even the main content in your channel not being a tradicional asmr, you do it as good as all your others videos. Xoxo~

[@Nickanator58]

What's your New Years resolution guys? Mine is to have more knowledge and bookshelves in the Hollywood hills

[@Jak_4]

Don't forget to polish your new Lamborghini

[@pancakes7702]

+Nickanator58 mine is to have a new garage

[@junoboguy42]

NOOO THE OLD MEMES

[@mnightdude]

+Nickanator58 47 new Lamborghini's

[@MrEradicator8]

+Nickanator58 Mine is 1920x1080

[@brodie814]

Please do the D&D video as a one on one game with you as the DM and us as the PC's. Lots of dice sounds behind a dm screen would be nice. Maybe a candle or two. Recording it in a shed or garage while it's raining outside would be a bonus. Keep the vids coming. Big fan here.

[@vladimirvojtaml]

Just popped up on my feed instantly playing!

[@JosephFusco3]

+Vladimir VojtaML I read this as "Just pooped on my feet the instant it started playing"

[@e4rth2aly]

+Joseph Fusco isnt that normal? Or.. Is that just me...

[@heenapeena]

listening to this video is a great way to end the first day of 2016 while reading a good book

[@TheAmirata]

Thank you for putting your time and providing some singular tranquility in this chaotic world

[@MrGrungeboy97]

Perfect timing! Time to get some sleep now :)

[@arcxcc]

I haven't even watched it and I already liked and added it to my playlist.

[@MrPatpuc]

Ever thought about making an asmr video where you play a game using a console controller? That would be nice. :) As always, amazing video!

[@DirtyDanMunicipalMan]

He does. He uses a PS4 controller in Manley ASMR and also in Relax with the pope. There's a few others too I think.

[@carla-vv2xw]

Yes! Minecraft on the Xbox!

[@kylehess4332]

+Patpuc He already has plenty of ASMR let's plays, but I think most of them are played on a keyboard. To me, the sounds are similar enough, so perhaps carousing through all his videos might pop up with something you like.

[@julianneroe6436]

+poetry DonnaASMR does this very thing!

[@Link-ny9xz]

Going on 6 nights in a row with this as my sleep time video.. Thanx man

[@bluegirlv9]

Great tingles right off the bat... just your presence alone.

[@sawyer9785]

The textured gloves were amazing!

[@PacWac]

I love your traditional vids the most!

[@shaddycat3667]

Does anyone else love to try and guess what he's writing based off the sound?

[@tenkovito]

nyx

[@ShowginTV]

+Nyx Assassin I try to tell if its actual words or if its just squiggles.

[@chagis100]

And he writes: "Nyx Nyx Nyx Nyx Nyx"

[@alankeypreck8443]

NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX

[@JonathanOrtaLearnWithMe]

nyx nyx nyx nyx

[@MegaSnippezz]

Very relaxing and chilled. Love listening to it whilst gaming and reading.

[@EphemeralRift]

+MegaSnippezz Thanks for listening!

[@waleskamarrero4824]

You are a great ASMR artist and I've been watching your videos and I loved them must say

[@prodbysteadee420]

A strictly chalkboard video would be absolutely amazing! But still, great video!!

[@naughtyhobo5506]

Ur role playing videos r great but I love it when u do traditional asmr

[@jenniemcclure9114]

Love me some D&D!! My husband was a Dungeon Master for many years! I can't wait til you do a video based on it!! :-)

[@EphemeralRift]

+Jennie McClure Great to hear! And thank you!

[@peacefulmindasmrtist]

I love the tapping on the lightbulb sounds! =)

[@EphemeralRift]

Thank you +PeacefulMindASMR !

[@Tsuran]

I could write a lot, but I will make it simple: You and your channel are simply great. Thanks for all your work.

[@AlienAmongst]

Traditional ASMR are my favorites, subbed and liked.

[@shooterDisease]

Solid birthday present! 10/10 wud watch again

[@dirtymatt3012]

happy birthday man! have a great day :-D

[@PaladinDK1Xbox360]

+グリーンウォリアー I've discovered your true identity! Green Warrior!

[@erikcolon9813]

Last Time I came this early, i made a stupid joke

[@DenSvartaStjarnan]

Last time I came this early, I made an ironic comment trying to be witty. Not to mention that same statement has been passed on from user to user for KZbin generations.

[@negativelyevil]

+DarthUno both of you are too meta for youtube.

[@SplendidEcho]

+Nicky P. Meta-toon?

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

A horse walked into a bar....

[@NZXT_Nomad]

+Lets Relax ASMR no he didn't tesco sold him as a burger

[@giantturkey]

This is probably the best way to get over hormone imbalances

[@jackhagen3306]

A new Zeds ashopalypse video would be awesome.. Anybody else agree?

[@derpsammons870]

yes

[@unwashedspud7517]

So true

[@letsrelaxasmr5269]

Absolutely

[@kevlar715]

This is the first video that pops up when you search "Asmr" i think thats why its blowing up so quick. Lol.

[@chaoshawkins]

I would be super stoked for a DnD styled ASMR. ^_^

[@isaacstapp5562]

"I hope you're enjoying everything so far, if you're still awake. And if you're asleep, give me all your money I prefer large bills. Only rift 57:00

[@DrewEon]

3am and I think I need to sleep. Yes! Great video for that, thanks as always for making such amazing, crazy, odd, awkward, awesome, creative content, Rift.

[@EphemeralRift]

+DrewEon Hey thanks for watching!

[@DrewEon]

You replied! Thank you for making the video!

[@CoreyQD]

Great video as always, Paul. Keep it up! :)

[@CapsuleGraph11]

Before I saw this I was like ''er my regular ASMR guy has not posted a video yet.'' So I was about to go search up ASMR videos and just find one but before I did that I refreshed my sub box and this was here. Thank the lord!

[@alyasvlogs]

Rift always posts at the best time! Just in time for bed :)

[@ShidoASMR]

Thanks for your Traditional ASMR videos. This help me to relax last night.

[@neolam]

Traditional is the best and most long lasting experience.....

[@Lagx1]

Thank you so much. I'm very stressed out right now and this is exactly what I need.

[@JonathanOrtaLearnWithMe]

one of the best asmrists ever...

[@DrewEon]

**The best

[@prodigy3277]

Would Kill to DM a game for E.R. Writing stories and watching people play them out is the my hobby, and probably a passion, and having players that can literally breathe life into characters by strong acting, or good voice acting is such a treat.