Professor Clemmons - The New Arrival [ ASMR ]

It appears that the Professor has a new patient.
I hope you enjoy your stay.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more.

[@versatileasmr4280]

We need an ephemeralrift-a-pedia where we can get all details of your different characters, story lines, and all of that stuff! It's getting to be a pretty complex world tied together by ASMR!

[@hellraiser341]

We do. And before you ask, yes, yes we do.

[@M.Rosenelli]

There is an ephemeral rift wiki.

[@flameshoter6]

hellraiser341 yes, you are good.

[@Happy_dayeveryone]

@@M.Rosenelli w. Ikjjj j j

[@brassbeast8582]

there is one

[@Thecollectingman42]

You should do a video where you are a police officer and a patient that escaped is telling you what the Professor is doing

[@EphemeralRift]

Thecollectingman42 Love it. Thank you.

[@jamesmanley9414]

I really like that idea. Itd be funnier if at the end theres some silence and a black screen and you hear off in the distance the officer is making a personal phone call to the doctor to be more careful next time and hell take care of this one

[@maxenzie1897]

He'll* I had to. I didnt understand "hell deal with this one."

[@jamesmanley9414]

Mackenzie Purnell really? You didnt understand it? Did you ask someone to come translate it for you and when you finally understood what I meant after a third party got involved you had to correct me to me so everyone else that has absolutely no idea what I'm talking about can understand it too?

[@maxenzie1897]

....Yes.

[@richg16]

you know the audio quality is good when you knock on the door and i get up to answer my own... great video though!

[@joefarber9660]

Ikr i did the same thing

[@Dennys787]

Jaja, i though i wasthe only one. First couple of times I would pause the video and say out loud "come in", just to figure out no one was at my door. I've gotten used to it though, since pretty much all of Professor clemmon's video have the knocking part.

[@JuniorMintGaming]

+Dennis Bonilla Lamboy hahaha I'm blonde so i end up doing the same type of stuff

[@elroyMKE]

it sceared the crap out of me

[@preacher.ofthe.endtimes]

Mine sounds wierd but it was good quality

[@mcivor_]

It would be strange if the Professor is a schizophrenic, thinking he is in this scenario, interviewing and checking on us, but we are actually just all figments of his imagination. He is actually reviewing himself in every scenario, and the further he goes down the rabbit hole, the more complex it gets, like looking at the reflection of a mirror. A never ending scenario of the 'asylum'. If we were to be sitting at a different perspective in the room, we could clearly see that the seat is empty and the phone line is simply cut at the end. Making the whole experience both mind boggling, but also genius. Any of that make sense to anyone?

[@EphemeralRift]

+Ross McIvor Makes sense to me! I like the way you think ;)

[@mcivor_]

+Ephemeral Rift awesome!! :) wasn't expecting the doctor himself to reply. Although, expecting anyone else based on the theory, would have been naive.

[@bencooke9348]

He is Nyarlathotep

[@astrothebadger]

Ross McIvor reminds me of a Anmnesia Dark Descent mod where you are a doctor in an asylum and it keeps changing from you being the doctor helping a patient to you being the patient trying to find answers and escape. also reminds me of shutter Island

[@dusksentry5836]

maybe he is schizophrenic. but his mind can somehow manifest his delusions into the real world after a while, explaining all the strange characters popping up and the erratic changes in realities and changes in what the "rift" even is. his different personalities in different timelines, the Lovecraft stuff, zombies, the world becoming dystopian whenever the candy man is around. and us changing forms and identities from video to video. it all started in clemmons first few videos in witch he, and the world around him, made almost no sense, because he was unstable at that point. the Dr has the SCP logo on his desk because he is an SCP with the power to change reality without realising it. mind = blown

[@relevantusername3342]

This is one I always come back to, even 5+ years later this one is so perfect with the lore and the ASMR.

[@neyocrayo5792]

yes!!

[@oskahuxley6322]

I've been watching him for over 10 years now which is crazy to think.

[@erdnaelarresaccor3450]

Left : SCP logo Right : Cthulhu RPG logo This man is obviously someone trustworthy !

[@LuckyArceus]

Erdnaél Arresaccor what the heck is Cthulhu rpg?

[@MrFredstt]

Lucky Arceus It’s a pen and paper rpg game. The stuff that existed before the video game rpgs

[@Bluesit32]

You mean the Elder Sign? I remember in "Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth", there were save points with Elder Signs on them. Those save points repelled enemies. The Innsmouth folk rear back and cover their faces at the sight of it. At least one player lured them to the spot and beat them to death with a crowbar while the sign stunned them.

[@flintlockwoodhd7932]

@@Bluesit32 those innsmouth folk wouldn’t happen to have covered their faces with special face covers from a certain thrift shop in the area

[@Bluesit32]

@@flintlockwoodhd7932 Nah, just their hands. Made beating them to death easy.

[@asmrcrafting662]

me: *working *working *working* Professor Clemens: *Indescernable speaking*...."Nothing can hurt you, at least until the Harvest" Me: *working stops* Wait what?

[@finguest]

Did anyone else notice the SCP foundation logo on his name plate. I have a current fascination, or obsession, with the SCPs

[@qmotuz]

finguest I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. It is quite entertaining to read about them xD

[@auuker]

He is also labled as Site director of all things, a very high rank.

[@elitecompany51]

Yeah I was wondering why he had that on his name plate

[@americanengineerjacobe_8807]

@@auuker Well, naturally...

[@gizmo998877]

Aplication amnesion preparate class C for this guy

[@britishninja]

SCP : 1379 Object class ... safe Description : SCP 1379 Is An Average looking case that upon closer inspection ... seems to make good sounds class D personal has experienced what they describe as tingles when exposed or in audible range to scp 1379 this sensation for the most part is felt in the cranial region and works its way down. on further exposure class D personal describe that the tingles have an incredibly potent relaxing property, and completely relieved the personal of any stress, anxiety or any other metal harm. Prolonged exposure however has an addictive property with personal experiencing strong cases of insomnia for a few days after being exposed to SCP 1379 This was found when a class D personal collapsed unconscious after 5 minuets of prolong exposure and when awake did not require sleep for the next 3 days. These effects seem harmless when kept exposed in moderation, scp 1379 has been incredibly useful in calming down and neutralising the rage of more dangerous ketor class scp such as SCP-682.

[@korebeast973]

Scp 1379-b is an ordinary object that has the properties of scp 1379 this occurs when an object is exposed for what seems a random amount of time but only works when tapped in some cases. 1 condition in close proximity of the aiditory sensors of said objects

[@woalium]

In soviet Russia - "I rest my case" In ER - "Case rests you!"

[@oogabooga5732]

Shouldn't SCO 1379 be Thaumiel though, since it only provides benefits to the Foundation?

[@atherofthevoid]

“Ketor”

[@desmondmoonbear4143]

This is golden

[@alexsnightmare]

I think you're the only one that can put a lampshade on his head and make it sound relaxing

[@mrelosepoe4078]

I saw the SCP logo and I nearly crapped myself. The SCP: Containment Breach games scarred me for life

[@alexstephens2847]

MRELOSEPOE but it's so goooooooood

[@BadReferenceMan]

What about the actual website?

[@realMrVent]

best horror game out there.

[@BeAnZ42000]

It mabye a game but it’s a real thing why would they have a phone number and website

[@leggi5943]

the website is used for writers to get their own SCP's submitted, checked and added. heck, it even says on the home page right in front of you that the SCP Foundation is a work of fiction. as for the phone number, it or they are either faked or have automated responses.

[@cocoacutie3338]

The quality of your videos is amazing. I mean, I've come to expect this from your work after watching your channel for so long, but when I sit back and really think about how these are made by a regular joe in a spare room, it gives a whole new level of respect.

[@EnclaveXForever]

I really like these plot driven asmr videos, I think it would be cool if you made an asmr series

[@blaine8216]

Most of his videos are connected in a asmr series

[@jackcole1014]

Try his peculiar plastic bag predicament

[@FrenchINHALE1]

Or his lovecraft arkham lost and found, that's my favourite

[@BlitzBaron]

What do you mean "if" ?

[@ohnobohdie]

Oh, my boy you have n o idea

[@betheprotag]

Have tried to watch this all the way through the past three nights and I've failed every time so I'd say I appreciate your work to the best of my ability. This is so damn good.

[@keith1513]

I have to say, you are one of the best ASMRtists on KZbin. I respect how you aspire to help people, and you're creativity in each video. Keep doing what you do man, you're great at it.

[@ReginaFera]

This was fantastic, thank you! All your doctor roleplays are spot on. :D

[@lonewonderer9771]

This video got me into ASMR and I'll be thankful forever lol, first time I watched this I fell asleep in my chair. I couldn't believe it, I didnt know what ASMR was until then. It's a shame he doesnt give me the tingles anymore..

[@138asmr7]

The sound of writing on the notepad with the pencil was amazing, a sound you don't quite achieve when using a pen. Good work.

[@khps14]

Not going to lie, may have almost cried when I saw this. I've been with you since the first Clemmons video as he was what drew me to your channel so it was a major throwback.

[@kbuff634]

Thank you so much for this video. I was having a tough time falling asleep today and after trying several other ASMR videos with no luck, this one had me sleeping like a baby in no time.

[@xAutumnTwilightx]

This is the first time that barely audible / unintelligible whispering was actually enjoyable for me. I've tried multiple times but usually I don't like it. Yours, however, gave me good tingles! Well done and thanks!

[@TarotReaderASMR]

only when you yourself start making videos can you begin to appreciate the production value of an asmr video (beyond how much it's triggering to you). Your work is exclusively done and very creative. You're a true inspiration!

[@AmoreLaTuaVita]

I don't know where to get started actually ... but I really, really enjoyed the sounds in this video. The helped me focus on my homework rather than being distracted by my anxiety caused by the thought about the upcoming days. Thank you so much ER, you're great! ~♥

[@George_Davies]

Yo, I hope everything worked out okay - and that you're doing okay now!!

[@Aztesticals]

Just finished watching another of your videos uncle E. And I must thank you yet again for stopping yet another one of my seritonin syndrome fled panic attacks dead in its tracks.

[@confucheese]

I swear I hear the Mario jump sound at 0:48

[@makothelifeguardian]

+Frederick Abel Its tone is similar but it's shorter on duration and has a slight lower pitch. Probably just a small chair squeak or something, but yeah, I heard it too. xD

[@ashleygiles1506]

Frederick Abel o

[@stevensauls2013]

The man farted, okay?

[@stevensauls2013]

@The Walker 😂😂😂

[@trickz9393]

I heard something too but that's definitely not Mario's jump sound

[@urara1966]

Yes,you are good.:D

[@EphemeralRift]

Urara1966 ASMR Yes, you are good. :)

[@Pannkakaize]

No iam good.

[@CounterCurseMantra]

YOU ARE GOOD

[@TheRogueWolf]

***** No, I am Sparticus! ...dammit, wrong line. I'll come in again.

[@drsteel265]

***** No! This is Patrick !

[@Bone20647]

This video is 4 years old yet it won't stop being recommended to me... I think this means something

[@kilo3989]

Wow, this is a classic! Thanks ER for such reliably good content!

[@RBGJoe]

The knock on the door at the beginning fooled me pretty good. Awesome video.

[@Wildberryjamband]

This whole video is a work of art. Great finale scene.

[@MetalMistress]

Professor? Before I go unpack, I have one last request to make. Can you pencil me in to see Dr. Corvus Clemmons when he is available? Please?

[@EphemeralRift]

Chelsea Steele But of course!

[@MetalMistress]

Ephemeral Rift Yay!

[@AndragonLea]

You have good taste. Corvus must be the busiest pope/plague doctor in the post apocalypse.

[@americanengineerjacobe_8807]

@@EphemeralRift Me too! Make it a sleep over!

[@essexboys2]

YES! My night is complete, I can rest easy. Clemmons was in the first video of yours I watched; he's remained the favourite from the start.

[@technorift8823]

I like how you made it slow mo when Clemmons puts the name plaque down. It adds to the intensity. Good job on this video!

[@Bxn320]

😂 I was watching this with headphones and the beginning made me wonder my house was falling down. I got scared.

[@ThatCookingKid]

Easily the best mic in history. The sound quality is out of this world.

[@efoote101]

I want someone to make a web of how almost every role play you do connects in some way. You'd probably end up with a cast of characters worthy of their own ASMR movie.

[@acs197]

One of the first Ephemeral Rift videos I saw!

[@LinkG6C4N]

I love the subtle editing in the video. I'm not sure if the slowmo when you turned over the name plaque was to make it a focus of a reveal that you have an actual dr clemmons nameplaque, or if it was just to distort or soften the sounds of putting it on the desk. Either way, it works super well for tingles because it adds that time distortion element that isn't common in asmrs (timeloop asmrs being the exception).

[@TerryHesticles87]

Really like the sepia coloration; it lends itself well to the relaxing qualities of the video.

[@Insomniac_1986]

Oh my god a new Professor Clemmons video :O I'm so happy!

[@a-love-supremist]

this is the first male asmr video I've watched and it delivers. never thought dudes could soothe.

[@nawark1672]

you're awesome dude. one of the best ASMRs out there IMO

[@MorgamusPrime87]

I was watching this and fell asleep to it with my headphones on. It was calming enough at first, but I guess I woke up at the end of the video the Professor has the lampshade on, I blurrily look at my phone and I honestly thought that a demon was penetrating into my soul.

[@LilacYuty]

Ok, so I looked up "Scp asmr" and this was the 2nd video

[@bacara2834]

Kapitan Cossack yay im not the only one

[@thedesertfox3932]

Well he does have the SCP Logo on his name thing and he is Site Director it appears so I do like it

[@malleusmaleficarum2992]

When I need just tingles, I go to MassageASMR or AirLight. When I need a good story with good acting and good tingles, I come here

[@therealsteph6581]

You have a look of Hugo Strange! I love your vids, always keep me entertained. Thank you.

[@ZeeTheFreeman]

The Professor never ceases to be the most sinister and yet relaxing man in ASMR.

[@DecHewitt]

Why is there an SCP logo there is doctor Clemons apart of the SCP foundation ?

[@americanengineerjacobe_8807]

He pretty much took over the post apocalyptic world anyway...

[@aleksandar5323]

That bit where you slowed the framerate down in the beginning was a very strong trigger for me!!

[@imperfectstormasmr6114]

You are really a PRO. I was in doubt if relax myself or follow carefully your story, well done :)

[@lnlaura]

I love the ending of the video. How the sounds gets closer, and Dr. Clemmons gets creepy. The creepier, the better!

[@DrumeMoment]

Coming back to this video to throw it on a bedtime playlist, I just noticed the Elder Star, which I recently ordered a shirt of >> Cthulhu Mythos is the best.

[@mangel4355]

Amazing video. I've never experienced so many triggers in one video.

[@Chaosian]

The Foundation Logo and the Elder Sign? Clemmons is in deep some serious shit.

[@jukeboxromeo4864]

such great ASMR, such great story. You're the man my friend

[@Archulada]

This video has triggered me more than any other video on youtube ever has. The inaudible whispering is sublime!

[@Cedestra]

Loved the mics on the neck (ears?) + lampshade at the end. Awesome!

[@teressaallen7466]

I really find relaxation when he slows down his hand while rubbing the board he taps on.

[@RagdollWraith]

eee, i loved the ending! maybe its just bedcause im a multilayer-asmr kinda guy but the echo effect was amazing~

[@Bighoff123]

I have to give it to you that these videos are fantastic. I love the plot.

[@havinghehs]

I love the artistry in your videos!

[@MANSOURI09]

Rift and Massage ASMR are the kings of ASMR

[@SuperDenissko]

Thank you, Professor Clemmons. I feel better! I think your job with gloves, "relaxing box" and "ending" it was the best. Did you have some psychedelic video? If no, can you create it, please?))

[@MrPwningnoob]

Professor Clemmons on my Birthday? Thanks Uncle E :)

[@MultiFrozenpeas]

Another fantastic video E.R!

[@jacksgarage9835]

We need more Arkham videos. There’s been a lack of them lol. Keep em rollin rift. Love em!

[@FistfulOfZach]

It would be aces of you could start making your videos available for offline download. Your material is most excellent as always.

[@tacs3]

Started watching this after lunch. Fell asleep. Woke up. It was 6pm...

[@ZIGMAN775]

+TeresaAfonso3 BAM.

[@kurofox1247]

Seems like he liked the slow-mo effect seven years ago. Recently been watching some of these old videos and saw it multiple times. The videos are fire btw. They're noticeably different, can't really tell why, but they are. But still just as good as the new ones though!

[@revolution9763]

See this is ASMR some people don't take this much time at all to do a video with relaxation. E.R is creative and deserves more than what he gets just saying

[@alexsd1234]

Out of curiosity, is the metal case in the beginning of the video from a poker set? I have an identical one for my poker chips.

[@theunforgivensoldier4137]

Scp 682 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances. Personnel are forbidden to speak to SCP-682, for fear of provoking a rage-state. All unauthorized personnel attempting to communicate to SCP-682 will be restrained and removed by force. Due to its frequent attempts at containment breach, difficulty of containment and incapacitation, and high threat of Foundation Exposure, SCP-682 is to be contained in site [REDACTED]. The Foundation will use the best of its resources to maintain all land within fifty (50) kilometers clear of human development. Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B). SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted. In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is to be tracked and re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, and no teams with fewer than seven (7) members are cleared to engage it. To date (██-██-████), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6). (See Addendum 682-D).

[@TheRogueWolf]

Always good to spend time with the Professor. Good thing he's become an associate of the Foundation; he's gonna need their health plan if he keeps getting himself injured.

[@Kosmickritter]

you're videos always so unique!

[@TheSDD101]

I really like this, it makes me feel like a human SCP, it's kinda weird but I really like these talky ones with the professor and with candy man. Really love everything you do. Thanks for getting me to sleep Paul!

[@Willow76ny]

Once I saw the H, I I knew what you were going to spell out! Fantastic!

[@BingBang711]

Right at the moment i wanted to sleep, your timing is Illuminati Confirmed. Thx bro :)

[@xKingGeorgeTheThirdx]

He could see you already. He sees all of us.

[@bcat010]

***** hopefully not while I'm neked

[@xKingGeorgeTheThirdx]

Teddy Catnip No worries, that's my job.

[@ASMRsleep]

Thank you for this video!!

[@josephnicholson8332]

Hello E.R you are a brilliant youtuber and asmr video creator keep up the good work mate 👍👍👍

[@eggofwah4852]

the story is about a mental patient who keeps seeing the same whispering man no matter who he talks to, the tingles emblazoned in his head

[@EchoActual]

Loving this man! Keep it up!

[@C0DNoobPwner]

Slo-mo is a very underrated tool in asmr videos

[@T00DEEPBLUE]

Thanks for making a new video, Paul. :)

[@tacs3]

Amazing video! Many tingles!

[@mindguardianasmr4882]

Professor Clemmons is the best medicine to make me sleep.

[@RetroChug]

Where did you buy those clawed rubber gloves?

[@delaniefierro6332]

Where did you get the lamp shade?

[@tomstalley3179]

love the lamp Ephemeral Rift

[@FrenchINHALE1]

Hey I know you've probably answered this many times but what video editing software do you use ?

[@Drinnan]

I'll have to watch this again as I crashed out when I was watching this at 6am

[@folyobembay73]

I love this video so much

[@ladystarlight3056]

I find the slowed down parts extra tingly

[@RainbowSprinkles123]

Is there another video that uses the monster gloves? I LOVE the sound they make when you make a fist. So relaxinggg

[@silmarilasmr6801]

Do you wear pants when you do this?

[@alexstafford2465]

Great question

[@silmarilasmr6801]

***** I feel inclined to do so.

[@memecollection8035]

markiplier

[@tonoornottono]

+ihategrapes i don't. because I'm in bed, sleeping.

[@Turnip0739]

Do you want to know? O.o I don't exactly want to think of a pant-less Rift. Leave that image to his wife.

[@LetsASMR]

Always does the trick. Thanks for the video!

[@bfrazer8696]

This entire youtube channel is a series of stories, geez

[@He4dhonchoe365]

Nathan Comeau no.. It is Not :)

[@ToyShaint]

favorite professor Clemmons by far

[@patitofelis117]

For just a little fraction of second, i saw "Big Ass Ball of ASMR" first.

[@keenanjamesmaynard6718]

this made me giggle

[@BubbaMahurin]

ER brilliant as always!

[@ozmoses2492]

My symptoms were so serious that I had to visit the E.R. ! As a person, I loathe The Professor....However, that is just proof of your brilliance in character creation. And so, I tip my hat and/or mask to you Ephemeral Rift