The Comic Book Man #1 | ASMR

You meet with The Comic Book Man at [redacted] where he brings you a sample of comic books printed way back in the 20th & 21st centuries for you to preview and order.
00:00:00 Introduction / background
00:08:15 Die - Fantasy Heartbreaker
00:10:30 The Mice Templar - The Prophecy
00:13:00 Locke & Key - Welcome to Lovecraft
00:15:00 Aero
00:16:05 Aliens
00:16:57 Animal Man
00:19:40 Batman
00:21:37 Batwoman
00:24:38 Blackest Night
00:26:15 Black Panther
00:27:58 The Calling - Cthulhu Chronicles
00:29:12 Catwoman
00:30:33 Conan
00:32:40 Deadpool
00:34:10 Doctor Strange
00:35:50 Green Lantern
00:38:00 Hellboy
00:39:58 Incredible Hulk
00:41:17 Judge Dredd
00:44:43 Justice League
00:46:15 Man of Steel - Superman
00:47:41 The Question
00:49:27 Reaver
00:51:50 Secret Invasion
00:53:06 Secret Six
00:54:37 Severed
00:55:54 Silver Surfer
00:57:44 Star Wars Age of Rebellion
00:59:09 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
01:02:24 Vampires of New Jersey
01:03:31 The Walking Dead
01:04:41 Wolverine
01:05:53 Wonder Woman
01:07:22 X-Men
01:09:08 Taking your order
"The Merchants of Rift World" playlist: bit.ly/2XEpARX
Video lore: In a dystopian / post-apocalyptic world where a New World Order has taken over, all of the things that people once enjoyed were banned, from candy and music to anything & nothing, in order to enslave the human race. In response to this, one man cloned himself so that his "sons" could help him bring some joy & hope back into the lives of people all across the world by providing them with the very things that they once cherished & enjoyed.
If you're new here to my Arkham Sanitarium/ Rift World lore, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Medium Rare Regards,
E.R.
Website: ephemeralrift.com
Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
Listen to selected works outside of KZbin:
Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
CDBaby ► bit.ly/1AUt3Jj
iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
Podcasts:
EphemRadio (on hiatus) ► apple.co/2afSkZQ
Arkham Sanitarium (on hiatus) ►apple.co/2alraeV
Social Media:
Facebook ► ephemeralrift1
Twitter ► EphemeralRift
IG ► e.rift

[@markbleazard9578]

"Gonna show you an example of the artwork..." **pictures of people getting their face literally ripped off, screaming** "...so that's available"

[@bloodfartmoon2765]

Ever read siege on Asgard? Sentry ripped a god in half saying "just how many gods will i have to kill today?

[@theplaguedoctor142]

It could've been worse

[@EphemeralRift]

It’s a fucking thing of beauty ain’t it?

[@goosemilkgod]

Ephemeral Rift you cursing has cured my heart disease, thank you rift

[@теггавуте]

Ephemeral Rift those words have allowed me to walk for the first time in 10 years

[@rigerdakitty]

Let's be honest that glorious beard alone could serve our entire ASMR needs for eternity

[@IINNVALUES]

Marcus R-B indeed

[@adonay-r]

Taken from the description, for mobile users :) 00:00:00 Introduction / background 00:08:15 Die - Fantasy Heartbreaker 00:10:30 The Mice Templar - The Prophecy 00:13:00 Locke & Key - Welcome to Lovecraft 00:15:00 Aero 00:16:05 Aliens 00:16:57 Animal Man 00:19:40 Batman 00:21:37 Batwoman 00:24:38 Blackest Night 00:26:15 Black Panther 00:27:58 The Calling - Cthulhu Chronicles 00:29:12 Catwoman 00:30:33 Conan 00:32:40 Deadpool 00:34:10 Doctor Strange 00:35:50 Green Lantern 00:38:00 Hellboy 00:39:58 Incredible Hulk 00:41:17 Judge Dredd 00:44:43 Justice League 00:46:15 Man of Steel - Superman 00:47:41 The Question 00:49:27 Reaver 00:51:50 Secret Invasion 00:53:06 Secret Six 00:54:37 Severed 00:55:54 Silver Surfer 00:57:44 Star Wars Age of Rebellion 00:59:09 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 01:02:24 Vampires of New Jersey 01:03:31 The Walking Dead 01:04:41 Wolverine 01:05:53 Wonder Woman 01:07:22 X-Men 01:09:08 Taking your order

[@adoggyo5002]

Thanks pal

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

Danke Dir

[@Doom_Hawk]

@Kansas Cookie I would love for ER to do a Manga Man video, or perhaps have it as a one-off of the Comic Man. Of course, I'd be expecting series like AoT, Berserk, FMA and so on in that case. That would be metal.

[@EvilCyclist2005]

I ain't seein no Godzilla : rulers of earth

[@cjleemovies1]

Was entirely expecting "but you can call me . ..... Whenever you like.." You keep me on my toes good sir.

[@astral2861]

I think it's the first time he has actually done that

[@haydenbasick857]

Demolition Dragon actually that was the running gag for the original candy man videos and then he switched to the “whenever you need…”

[@astral2861]

@@haydenbasick857 I know that but I feel like this is the first time he has actually said “whenever you need…” instead of something like, " But you can call me . . . The Candy Man"

[@LadyOfMetal_666]

Yup.... Got me too.... 🤣

[@devinwells6955]

ArchiCassie has

[@bachirimir0]

I subbed back in the early days for the comic collection videos. This is such a blast from the past. thank you!

[@metalhead522]

Can we just appreciate that papa rift isn’t like all the other popular ASMRtists who post “foamy slime relaxing ASMR?!” and crap like that?

[@Son.D.Lollipop]

Metalhead true originality is rare ti come by these days, but good old uncle E never fails

[@thatreddude8796]

There’s nothing wrong with people who make those kinds of videos, they serve their purpose as much as ER’s videos do

[@Antnix732]

BlazingFury I think what he is getting at is a lot of those videos click bait unlike ER’s vids.

[@metalhead522]

BlazingFury and how original is their content? It’s just piggybacking off of other people. Nothing new

[@thatreddude8796]

Metalhead somebody has to do it, and people usually add their own little flair to it

[@demoxna]

334 likes, 0 dislikes. *_Perfectly balanced, as all things should be._*

[@Grigoris_04]

"This does put a smile on my face"

[@ForFurtherNotice]

*ALERT* This is outdated.

[@joeydupont7664]

The 19 people who disliked this video have ligma

[@Elkanimates]

@@ForFurtherNotice now 21

[@s.storumus8620]

Now 22

[@asmrdarkness8955]

You deserve much more support, these are fascinating to watch, especially your crazy ideas

[@NightWhispererASMR]

I think this is going to be a new favorite character! 🙈

[@thatonesentientbagel4043]

Personally mine was the Nothing Man

[@baseg815]

Has Oxygen been banned yet? If so, I anxiously await the arrival of the Oxygen-man.

[@bunnyvesper6824]

My g just watch the lorax

[@CBCsolar]

@@bunnyvesper6824 I think i love you now. That was beautiful.

[@bunnyvesper6824]

@@CBCsolar muah😘

[@CBCsolar]

@@bunnyvesper6824 I'm flattered. I think I'm falling :0

[@bunnyvesper6824]

@@CBCsolar you deserve all the flattery in the world, hubby

[@SSpectreGaming534]

No matter how long this video has been up I always come back to it. The quality of this video is unmatched

[@Nate3145-zt8rh]

Same. This is a timeless classic in the asmr world(not to say yet since its only 5 years old but still!)

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Day #5000000 of asking E.R to do a John Wick video

[@severian8686]

Phonecian sailor did a johm wick video that os pretty good

[@starroyals2188]

DAY UNKNOW of asking E.R to do *MANS MAN VIDEO*

[@zooplaroon8980]

That’s almost 14000 years

[@kristic6345]

Isn’t ER, like, anti-gun or a pacifist or something? I feel like John Wick without guns/fighting is just an angry guy with a dead dog...not much for relaxation there. But I could be wrong.

[@jospehbrenner8782]

Kristi C lmao rift has multiple videos in which he taps on a real AK-47, I doubt he’d have a problem with the guns

[@unshakensalsa6220]

Day #1 of requesting Rock Man. Yes you heard it here. They banned rocks

[@ChadDogofShimano]

But we already have Rockman. He runs around in his blue underwear shooting lemons at robots controlled by a guy who looks like an evil Albert Einstein.

[@markbleazard9578]

If he could make it sound anything like the Unearthing a Cthulu Relic vid, I would be real happy. Rock Man is a great idea (although knowing Uncle E, Rock Man would be him on a drumset)

[@baptistcoudron4239]

Or sandman

[@celloafterdark4173]

Along with anything, everything, and nothing! I would genuinely dig Rock and Mineral man!

[@Bone20647]

@@celloafterdark4173 *dig, you say?*

[@Bugboy_8]

"#1" This one's gonna have a sequel boys

[@Ixe2077]

Hopefully he gets some Spider-Man books.

[@hodjokosan]

Nah hes just comic book man #1, out of an implied several comic book men

[@gomez3603]

The comic book man #2 : Comic Boy gets bamboozled

[@capsimp3064]

"this is gonna be good i can tell"

[@nb-rc8nf]

@@Ixe2077 I just commented that lol

[@faithce4936]

Their father is probably called “The Man”

[@kewpiekewpiekewpie]

Faithce i love ur pfp lmao rip Yung Bruh

[@Lunashadow-qn3ms]

Or the Dude 😂

[@gangstaflamingo]

I wouldve never guessed there would be more tracy and ephemeral rift fans besides me.

[@Bone20647]

i think it would be, "the man man" becaude he created them

[@gokuburner]

Just imagine all the mans saying "morning father unit" to their father in the morning

[@pulsespear9914]

Oh boy, now you have to do a Meme Man video. You mentioned him, he's canon. LETS GOOO

[@1997lordofdoom]

Didn't he already do that?

[@pulsespear9914]

@@1997lordofdoom I don't believe so

[@carterspringer48]

Time traveler: what are you watching Me: The comic book man Time traveler: one or two Me: *Happiness noises*

[@Ryan-nt4lt]

Dead meme

[@bruhmoment7113]

But it's not a dead meme.

[@crashnspin]

It will be - subtlegamer190 is the time traveler

[@bgolden74]

It's so far into the future and those comics still look like they're brand new! And my wife teases me about bagging and boarding my comics.

[@mosenn6676]

Nobody: Every other man: But you... you can call me... whenever you need me. The comic book man: But you... you can call me... the comic book man.

[@aIkaIi]

Nobody...must be The Nothing Man

[@danielcorey377]

Top 10 anime twists

[@wikern7010]

ER is the Keanu Reaves of ASMR

[@davidbrierley1454]

I'm disappointed in your lack of 22nd Century content

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

Who else gets Headspace ads every time they watch E.R.'s videos

[@Grigoris_04]

Novabow John Mivule meeeee

[@TheCstar07]

All the time!

[@phazebeast7373]

Hi , welcome to head space , (in an austrailian accent or something ?)

[@sako5751]

I often get Audible ads before his videos.

[@goodguybjorn]

I get a lot of anime ads... that’s.... weird...... it’s not like I binge watch that kind of stuff or anything..... *Starts breathing heavily*

[@pimpslayer9109]

Rifts got the highest quality sound in Asmr I swear. To think he’s tone deaf in one ear, it’s a wonder he’s still got such a good ear for his sound. Thanks rift you’re the best. I swear it’s guys like you and me that have this certain way of not getting what we fully deserve through our work. You deserve to be in the millions of subscribers brother. I hope you always continue to keep us updated with content whatever it may be. You’re very loved here rift. Probably easy to say that a majority of the subs you have are people that care greatly for ya! Thanks again rift I’ve been watching since the start of this channel you’re a friend to many of us at home! The man that never runs out of ideas! Luv ya brotha hope life’s treating you swell

[@pimpslayer9109]

Part of what makes him such a like able asmr is the pure sense of genuinity in him. None of rifts videos ever feel forced. This guy does what he loves to do, he’s a star in his own way just as we all are keep shinin rift lol you’ve become a natural at what you do here.

[@justinshimonkarborani4581]

Can you do a john wick roleplay

[@Ixe2077]

*in a whisper* Pew pew pew!

[@CBCsolar]

There's a guy who has been asking that for about a year ago and a half.

[@tracy2919]

Just getting into comics. This was timed perfectly for me! Thank you!

[@thorman2005]

His "_________ man" videos are absolutly brilliant. More please

[@Grigoris_04]

So, where‘s your comic book📖 about Arkham sanitarium??🤔

[@Bone20647]

he needs to do that

[@AndrewJustin00]

we’re ready for #2, Mr. Rift.

[@itsprogenzz2210]

I'm a simple man, I see "man" at the end of the title, I click.

[@bkimbro15]

It's been 6 years since we spoke to the medicine man/shaman it would be nice too see him again.

[@hazewire4618]

*The ideas man* will help break the distopian government monopoly on thought.

[@akuma9885]

I truly can’t wait for the day this great KZbin channel gets to 1 Million Subs. He really deserves it. I’ve been here since 2015 when he had only around 150K-200K subs. He’s come a long way and I’d say he’ll get to 1M in about 2 years probably.

[@andrewcollins9454]

He did

[@ayato3400]

I made it easy to tap 00:00:00 Introduction / background 00:08:15 Die - Fantasy Heartbreaker 00:10:30 The Mice Templar - The Prophecy 00:13:00 Locke & Key - Welcome to Lovecraft 00:15:00 Aero 00:16:05 Aliens 00:16:57 Animal Man 00:19:40 Batman 00:21:37 Batwoman 00:24:38 Blackest Night 00:26:15 Black Panther 00:27:58 The Calling - Cthulhu Chronicles 00:29:12 Catwoman 00:30:33 Conan 00:32:40 Deadpool 00:34:10 Doctor Strange 00:35:50 Green Lantern 00:38:00 Hellboy 00:39:58 Incredible Hulk 00:41:17 Judge Dredd 00:44:43 Justice League 00:46:15 Man of Steel - Superman 00:47:41 The Question 00:49:27 Reaver 00:51:50 Secret Invasion 00:53:06 Secret Six 00:54:37 Severed 00:55:54 Silver Surfer 00:57:44 Star Wars Age of Rebellion 00:59:09 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 01:02:24 Vampires of New Jersey 01:03:31 The Walking Dead 01:04:41 Wolverine 01:05:53 Wonder Woman 01:07:22 X-Men 01:09:08 Taking your order

[@SeasideASMR1]

For me, this was one of your finest videos. Great entertainment value as always but from a purely ASMR aspect you did a fantastic job. To play a role so well and still stay true to the ASMR elements of a video is seriously impressive.

[@lydialuvs]

istg if the clones' father is "the clone man" im going to scream XD

[@josephjinx]

"Imagine, if you will..." Easily one of my favorite phrases now, because I know I'm in for a story and a sleep.

[@joellastname888]

So glad to see another comic book video on the channel. I've actually been going back and rewatching a lot of your old comic book videos recently. I hope this character/series takes off.

[@demivik5812]

The Muffin Man, The Nothing Man, The Comik Book Man, are there going to be The Man Man and The Man Man Man?

[@josephmazzarella2983]

What about "The Man"

[@whoisshe123]

I LOVE Locke and Key so so much. Incredible series. ♥

[@DerMessiasderSatire]

Ooohhhhhh yeeeeees. Another man. It's the comic book man. I'm a HUGE comic book fan. I would call myself almost....a nerd **gasp** This is very, very relaxing, Rifty. You always help me calm down and reduce my stress. Keep it up.

[@vioricadragos5354]

The Meme Man... I think im gonna visit that guy a lot

[@samsherrington7423]

Your content has the ability to delve into what makes people tick, those who value past unknown ASMR, without knowing what it was, and those who suffer. Hats off to you

[@galaxy_comics.38]

Stan Lee would definitely be delighted by this little skit. I love it so much, very relaxing as usual 👍 Edit: Holy God, I got a heart. This is the highlight of my day!

[@prid3_33]

Dude thank you so much for your videos. I not only think they are interesting but they help me sleep and without them I would be up till 3 or 4 trying to sleep if I sleep at all. But your videos allow me to get the sleep I need because your voice is so calming. So thank you so much.

[@NotTooShabbyGames]

When he pulled out Blackest Night, I traded in my relaxation for hype. It quickly faded back to relaxation, but it's worth noting that Blackest Night is one of my favourite stories.

[@yaotzingaming9322]

ER: "But you, my newfound friend, you can call me.." Me: *smiles slightly while thinking "anytime"* ER: "The comic book man, also"

[@AdamLPerez]

I use this video to sleep, almost every single night. The ASMR sounds for this video are a masterpiece.

[@matthewhatzimalis9144]

You’re missing just one: PREACHER ✝️ my personal favourite series of ALL TIME. A perfect story. Perfect.

[@lilamjazeefa9466]

The thumbnail had me expecting an =3 throwback. What's happening forum? This is Rift William Johnson. But you can call me... the comic book man.

[@softhelmetdiugh132]

Lilam Jazeefa I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@Doom_Hawk]

What a blast from the past. I got into your videos because of the old comic ASMR you used to do. You even helped me get into The Walking Dead and now ere we are and it is over. I loved the series from start to finish, but I hope to never see an end to your content! I can't get enough!

[@joshuameadus7861]

Alright, if we're going nerdy let's do dungeons and dragons man

[@generichaukins]

Joshua Meadus I think just TTRPG man would be better as he just needs an assortment of things rather than buying each and every dnd book

[@theplaguedoctor142]

ER just confirmed that Detroit become human exists in his universe. We need disgruntled Hank ASMR

[@DanielLightspeedMcNair]

the meme man? Bruh I’ve been waiting on my rare Pepes for so long.

[@shananigans9630]

I could listen to your whispers until the 43rd century 🥰 ASMR+Comic Books = Utopia

[@AvaSMR]

This series is by far one of my favourites that you do! Thank you for making them 😁😁

[@NumberOneIdle]

We definitely need more of these. Whenever i've seen an ASMR video that's over an hour, I never finish it but I actually finished this one lol

[@bellaa3069]

Me: tells my friends about comics My friend one day after: 3:12

[@itsnotaphaseitsaromance]

I must say those "The ... Man" series are my favourite so far

[@bittersweet20]

Was honestly expecting a Meme Man video after the international league of memes one but this is great too !

[@BLIKSEMOFFICIAL]

welcome back grand pa :) you look like Gandalf hhhh

[@SilentScholar1023]

Grandpa?

[@Tavemanic]

@@SilentScholar1023 unless.... Grand pa as in great dad or something? And great daddy would presumably be a sex thing given no actual relation biologically from what I can tell

[@johnsummers2943]

Paperback is my new fav ASMR word.

[@charlesbronson240]

Hey rift I have an idea. The warehouse used to contain these items should just be a huge warehouse that’s located on the moon and it’s so big that the govenrnment can’t keep track of everything and that’s how your able to access everything so easily

[@nicklausinthehouse8214]

Holy crap. I love the IDW TMNT run. Have the first 8 hardcover collections that put the micros in order of story. Epic.

[@stickinsect100]

You are awesome for the fact you love these Superheroes , Crossed with your asmr ,WOW!

[@TheJCEngland]

I really enjoyed this. Hope you make a new Comic Book Man video soon.

[@jaytheartman610]

I fell asleep to this video and accidentally pressed the like button that was a week ago and It's still liked

[@jaydonmagan4694]

Now all we need is a "Toy Man", a "Gameboard Man", and possibly an "Anime Man" and I think we're gold

[@Gengosyma]

I thought that the Candy Man is the Father... U said so in the last few Man videos.. Nut and Snack still my favorite

[@taylormchugh9425]

I was totally expecting to see one of the Spawn comics here

[@dakaties]

YAY COMIC BOOK ER IS MY FAVORITE ER!! thank you for doing another

[@theweirdo6695]

"People call me the comic book man, But you my new found friend can call me.......... The comic book man also"

[@gadd1111]

This is my go-to ASMR for falling asleep.

[@ComicBookASMR]

I'm so glad you're doing another comic video! It's been so long.

[@kenfitness5679]

Hey man thanks for your videos you put me right to sleep you really help with my insomnia

[@fishfishrun1207]

Testing our loyalty by uploading in the morning I see, challenge accepted.

[@lilylolz2244]

The Aero comic looks pretty dope!

[@basketfullofholes9867]

I put forth Malarkey Man. Would love to see him! Also I love the little lore drops you have of the E.R. Universe, incredibly entertaining!

[@pepedantem1]

“Imagine, if you will” Ah sh*t, here we go again

[@furretthefuzzynoodle3896]

Hey could you do a steampunk asmr like talking about gear or stuff I think it would be interesting to listen too

[@IG1369]

I don't know if you are actually taking recommendations but i would recommend bringing batman white knight or anything from the dark knights metal event.

[@obumpywave]

She's also a lesbian 😂 I almost cried, so unexpected

[@lotta3909]

Fun fact: Karen Gillan who wrote that first book was in the new Jumanji, which had a similar premise.

[@firstnamelastname-pq5fn]

Soon as I saw that The Walking Dead #192 cover variant, I was so happy! I have it too! I love The Walking Dead, show and comics!

[@Doom_Hawk]

Man, I am jealous as fuck. I love that variant. The SDCC variant for 193 is absolutely stellar too, but I am just lucky enough to have a first print edition.

[@celloafterdark4173]

Me trying to explain how awesome these videos are to my mom: “It’s set in a Lovecraftian world and it’s also ASMR.” Ok, do I explain Lovecraftian first or ASMR first?😂

[@kaisertreu6276]

I think ASMR is easier to explain :P

[@thecabinwitch6689]

Awesome video thanks for making it so long!!! Still waiting on the Reefer man!!! I hope you doing well Rift!!! 💜💜💜

[@ghostslav114]

He makes the only asmr that i like. Through trauma and accidents he is here to relive our stresses

[@allthingshockey9688]

Idk if it was explained previously but what happened to your eye. One looks different than the other

[@tangirzaman5916]

‘People call me the comic book man’ ‘ but you my new found friend can call me...’ ‘The comic book man also’ I’m out here Tryna sleep not die of laughter 😂

[@sergeylupin4820]

Hey, The Comic Book Man, I realy expect the ELFQUEST comic book in the next chapter!

[@ardillapesadilla]

Now we need to meet the Action figure man. I remember those realy cool items from the past.

[@3ShotTGK]

Just out of curiosity, have you checked out any of the graphic novels done by Claudio Sanchez (lead singer of Coheed & Cambria)

[@serbianwarcriminal5686]

Hey Ephemeral Rift are you going to make a Q & A ? or a behind the scenes once ?

[@marcosnery3375]

I know its gonna be good when it starts with "imagine a post-apocalyptic dystopia"

[@michillious05]

Love the book tapping sounds! Would be great if you can do a version of tapping video with your various props without talking.

[@SuperMase9X]

Does the Comic Man have any manga?

[@EvilCyclist2005]

Rift: I know the end of the world is a horrible thing to think about Me: Oh please it's probably gonna happen in my lifetime

[@prostagmaisvoli298]

Holy molly, I was waiting it so long! I am excited!

[@fortnitegenin8556]

Ephermal rift : most people call me the comic book man but you can call me "COMES VERY CLOSE" the comic book man - 😂😂😂

[@stephenbetters3145]

The lore is to much I never new you had one until know and my brain is melting

[@rarazxra]

Best. Asmr. Voice. Ever. You should be like an animated character voice.