The Movie Man #1 (ASMR)

[@EphemeralRift]

I expect to see plenty of movie quotes. Do not disappoint me or you will be forever banned from the Kingdom of Rift.

[@Loljjwjsj1]

Ephemeral Rift shrek is dreck

[@h.w.4482]

Ephemeral Rift Go ahead- I’ll be back.

[@lukemoynan5262]

Oh I don't think so

[@dabi8635]

Ephemeral Rift Go ahead, make my day...

[@aerithsgf1575]

Ephemeral Rift you talkin to me?

[@finnsky98]

Me: you got the stuff? Uncle E: yeah *Limited Edition Shrek 1-4 collection* Me: nice

[@wolsin9787]

69 like. Omagad

[@Antnix732]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen Shrek 5 👀

[@umbreonics2448]

Ew we dont talk about shrek 3-4

[@starchrandom7579]

@@umbreonics2448 Sherk 20 Is the best

[@Justme2278j]

Up here in heaven we have shreck 1-27. So be good!

[@HEYITSVIN]

10% people watch E.R. to be relaxed 90% watch him for the story line

[@PanGuy_]

Well then I'm one of the 10%.

[@OG-fh6lu]

Sam Like Burger so true

[@zealed.]

Actually I'm both-

[@yourejustchildish2554]

I’m the 10%, what are his lores about?

[@julesv.6303]

Only true people come for both

[@prostagmaisvoli298]

ER: Imagine Me: Ahh, shit, here we go again.

[@dandrebenjamin7703]

Don't Care “If you will”

[@CelioHogane]

@@dandrebenjamin7703 "A part distopian, part postapocaliptic world"

[@WaveFunctionCollapsed]

ALL U HAD 2 DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@winstoncarter2119]

Ah shit lol, toys are me!

[@FatalShotGG]

Celio Hogane dystopian*

[@msytb]

Looking forward to the Behind-the-Scenes video: The KZbin Man.

[@rfractal]

That would be a good 1 mil video for him

[@clanof1144]

Imagine... If you would

[@aethar2750]

msytb Are you kidding? There are several people doing that

[@L.K.2511]

@@aethar2750 not like er could do it

[@itsprogenzz2210]

Well it happened

[@dsn4872]

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.” Just take a rift.

[@eeskm2420]

Dandyy Unfortunately Rift has stopped

[@dclxvi_89]

@@eeskm2420 wdym

[@JackMarshallPhotography]

Back too the future very nice best franchise ever

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

Not this shit again...

[@Nonk2004]

Here are some time stamps for all of you 👍 Airplane 9:43 Border 12:53 Eraser head 17:36 The girl with all the gifts 24:19 John wick 27:19 Moonlight 30:36 Office space 33:21 Old boy 36:24 Pans labyrinth 39:01 Psycho 42:19 The rocky horror picture show 44:51 Taxi driver 48:09 Train to busan 51:00 What we do in the shadows 54:01

[@el_williams4523]

Thanks😊👌

[@bacht4799]

A lot of great movies.. 😊

[@Awesomepiggygaming]

Ligesaver

[@thischannelisbackon5679]

Thank

[@talesofventus4249]

I just realized it’s in alphabetic order.

[@capncarsoncarder6559]

> I expect to see plenty of movie quotes. I'll be back.

[@TheDude420.69]

Cap'n Carson Carder I made it 69 likes G:Gamers R:Rising U:Up

[@mikrowal]

I have the highground anakin

[@h.w.4482]

Cap'n Carson Carder hey woah who we talking about

[@cookiecookies2870]

“Tina you fat lard” Napoleon dynamite

[@tjcharest5323]

TheClickBaitKing e

[@nickdotjpg]

Here's a quote from a movie I saw a while back, it was pretty good: _"Imagine, if you will..."_

[@gumballgodzilla4334]

You wouldn't steal a handbag You wouldn't steal a tv You wouldn't steal a car And you wouldn't steal a movie Remember Duplication is a crime!

[@noahh805]

I'd steal all of those things

[@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797]

Ah the old anti theft adverts on dvds, now that's nostalgia

[@gamechanger-vp7co]

been a while since I've seen those old don't steal dvds adverts

[@clanof1144]

Ah but i will duplicate a car so i will pirate my movies

[@HareKrishnaPerth]

Correction Movie piracy is a crime. Well at least that's what the ads I saw said. Duplication isn't a crime in itself.

[@sleepyaccount4031]

How about a new one? One which sells baseball bats, you could call him: Bat Man.

[@cookiecookies2870]

He could wear a cape

[@Uncle-Dark]

Hey i didn't know ONI itself liked ASMR

[@sleepyaccount4031]

Cookie Cookies and a mask!

[@jacobonia]

Perhaps he should just sell actual, live bats.

[@highadmiraljt5853]

spheredarkangel official They gotta relax. They are stressed out since they can’t find more children to kidnap

[@pinnaclesofflight101]

“Surely you can’t be serious.” “Yes I am, and don’t call me Shirley.”

[@rewindd]

TwoTonTilly airplane quote.

[@TreK123]

The One Thing Man: He only had one thing for sale and it just so happens to be jerry the bottle opener and he tries to sell it to you for the entire video

[@clanof1144]

Yes

[@astrowind2873]

Mustn’t like.....69 likes.....

[@stormdesertstrike]

@@astrowind2873 loser

[@stormdesertstrike]

@@clanof1144 loser

[@sem9517]

@Talon Kruger loser

[@masonw242]

At this point I'm watching these for the lore. The relaxation is a just an added benefit

[@RainRiderAmbience]

you really do remind me of Tom hanks from the movie "cast away".. of course, in a much less dirty and lonely kind of way.. 😊🌺

[@JGASMR]

Your voice is like Jesus ❤💙💜💛🧡 Hello I’m korean boy! 🇰🇷🇰🇷 I like your ASMR 🙆🏻 🙏🏻✨ Korea is nighttime now:) Everyone Good sleeping 😁

[@TonyJames1993]

JG ASMR best comment ever

[@graham3490]

JG ASMR Good night! 🌙😘💤

[@riankr]

올드보이!!!!

[@TonyJames1993]

Troll Theory that’s literally why it’s so good

[@quazaking5209]

Wholesomeness 100

[@denniscowe3289]

Government: *bans movies* Uncle E: *sells movies illegally* Government: Whatever it won’t work Uncle E: *makes money off movies* Uncle E: They called me a madman...

[@friendsdodumbstufftogether6083]

Dennis Cowe Ayy Dean Ambrose The Lunatic Fringe sadly he left WWE he was my favorite and The Shield had just gotten back together to

[@denniscowe3289]

Mr.Trapick Fantastic surely you can’t be serious?

[@denniscowe3289]

Friends That are dumb he’s my current fav in AEW

[@stormdesertstrike]

@Patrick Alcorn loser

[@stormdesertstrike]

@@friendsdodumbstufftogether6083 loser

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

The Movie Man is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@CADENCE0]

ooh hes quick

[@mortal55]

Stop following me... I'm having dreams about the mcchicken ffs

[@linguaLatinae]

I love your comments 😂👍

[@CBCsolar]

I have reached a milestone! This is the 30th comment I've seen made by you!

[@dogedog8686]

For me, it is the McChicken For me, it is a Double Quarter Pounder

[@c4k377]

Literally just climbed into bed. You da man, Uncle E

[@cookiecookies2870]

He da man, man

[@rewindd]

He is the man. The movie man.

[@LedaTheotokoglou]

When is the Straw Man coming? Like, the person who'll try to divert our suspicions about the Sanitarium by making us feel like we're imagining things and bringing points that nobody even mentioned about the lore?

[@LordVader1094]

That's just straight up the Gas Lighting Man, not the Straw Man.

[@newtthewizard3942]

Or the collection man, Someone who comes through and takes away all of your banned items

[@ewanwalker5967]

What about the Mansplain Man

[@Resi1ience]

@@ewanwalker5967 what, so we're just shaming all male professors of the arkham sanitarium?

[@1997lordofdoom]

@@ewanwalker5967 Is that the guy that will trigger all the anti-SJWs?

[@Kanabozo]

The Government: Bans Movies ER: "I am.. Inevitable." Proceeds to make money off selling illegal movies.

[@garrold7123]

And I... Am *VIACOM*

[@J.Bradley.]

Thanos

[@astrowind2873]

I am *man*

[@BornotB-xi6kg]

Dread it, run from it, E.R arrives all the same.

[@chrisbade2119]

Reckon you can smuggle me a copy of Shrek 5, Movie Man?

[@namegoeshere2418]

He can get you Shrek 852 with Danny Devito playing as Shrek

[@inoscopedjfk9301]

Apparently, that's actually being made

[@HelterwithoutSkelter]

Shreckon*

[@endermage77]

He said he couldn't access anything released after 2019

[@k2tv938]

I’ve been replaying the movie review part of Sleep for the Sleepless waaaaaay too long. Thank you for this!

[@dubslyDOT]

The Rockman: a video of a caveman speaking minor english trying to sell different rocks

[@Jaksonranger]

"People call me the movie man..." OoOOo here it comes! "But you, my newfound friend..." HOO BOY! "Can call me..." YES?? YES?? "The movie man." HAHA YE- wuh huh what? W-what?

[@HowCouldJu]

JaksonRanger my thoughts exactly

[@sirweenielick8534]

Absolutely bamboozled.

[@kabuto1859]

YEEAYAH!

[@KingColdbrew]

Government: Bans Movies E.R: Are you really the one in charge here?

[@RealTolla]

Me: Tries to sleep without Rift Rift: You couldn’t live with your own failure, and where did that bring you? Back to me

[@Whispurer]

Me: "Have you got Shrek on DVD by any chance?" The movie man: *"Good question."*

[@DerpeyGnome]

Acording to all know laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly

[@wtffy204]

They obviously do t know the fucking laws then.

[@KoreanBackdash]

A bee's wings are flexible. That's why they can fly.

[@schneidertruckkaluhiokalan1382]

Plot twist: bees were meant to fly.

[@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797]

Why is everyone taking the reference so seriously? Has no one seen that movie? Its like totally the *best* movie ever

[@mpx4821]

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[@PanGuy_]

Wait ... John Wick is paying a visit to Arkham Sanitarium? Is this "John Wick ASMR" I see coming there?

[@playlistcentral3050]

Yes actually. John Wick ASMR has been confirmed

[@asheru2649]

Troll Theory he made a post saying it’s gonna be here in October

[@PanGuy_]

@@playlistcentral3050 I KNEW IT!

[@candycadet528]

'Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.' As much as I want to see the tinkerer again, could the professor revive Jack Sparrow?

[@ThatMotorcycleRider]

Sees the thumbnail *me* Oh baby a triple

[@alfiecoleseddon2665]

FBI get outta here this is our jurisdiction

[@ThatMotorcycleRider]

Central Intelligence Agency oh yeah my bad

[@astrowind2873]

Everyone be very quiet. This is one of the first encounters between the FBI and the CIA. What a remarkable sight.

[@chrisleonard9403]

Oh God I thought I've seen it all on here what the actual fuck 😂😂😂😂

[@-xterminator2-280]

the emoji movie and human centipede *are* both terrifying movies...

[@asmrguysleepington2118]

For the same reason: A whole load of shit disguised as a good idea and presented to the public.

[@LordVader1094]

@Asmrguy Sleepington The emoji movie doesn't fit in that category at all. Lol

[@asmrguysleepington2118]

@@LordVader1094 The movie was a pile of trash, aka a pile of shit, aka bad movie. Sorry if that wasn't clear I wanted the "punchline" to be short. Like, rhetorical pile of feces for emoji movie, literal feces for centipede but same word as a sort of pun to invoke humor.

[@kingjules8744]

Here's a thought: since you seem to be going on a field day with these different people with different ideas of who they are, what if you introduced *The Idea Man?*

[@cookiecookies2870]

Great idea man

[@comrademunch9635]

Imagine a world where the government bans ideas

[@endermage77]

Anyone remember the Idea Men from The Tick?

[@schumerus6786]

King Jules put a L behind idea and you have a description of E.R. already

[@rileystretton1068]

I’m a simple guy, I see a man with a luxurious beard and voice, I click

[@drawingwithurban8123]

Me: Will this be a classic ER video as always? ER: "Imagine, if you will" Me: YES!

[@mmmmfriedchildren3810]

Man I'm not disappointed, I found this asmr channel today and both the asmr and stories are good

[@marcussanchez9397]

Can we just appreciate that rift made a whole story Line and universe in his videos

[@dilfsanonymous]

You should make a video titled ‘The Man Man’ where you have your neighbours and friends that are males and just show them to us and give us *samples*

[@gaetanobracale7193]

Omo well, he wouldn’t show us the full product. You gotta think like a businessman (insert stonks meme). A *sample* would be a mangled limb.

[@Jam_Man1106]

Lmao I think that’s called human trafficking

[@anime_man6950]

This sounds like slavery

[@triggerhxppy]

why the fuck would someone want to buy a male

[@ethandenis5650]

@@triggerhxppy facts fuck am I gonna do get him to punch holes in my wall for me, tell that dude to go fix the sink?

[@Anslow_dnb]

E.R.: 49:04 Me: *half asleep* You talkin to me?

[@ecco2ks]

Samuel Fapson huehhueh

[@thebeardedalchemist]

These are personally my favorite ASMRs of ER

[@jjmessiahjj3937]

This is the first time I've watched asmr with popcorn lol

[@SuperShadowGuard]

Oh boy, I can't wait to get an exciting visit from the Cookware Man.

[@pxtrick45]

This man will never run out of video ideas

[@TheHughgee]

*Sees another Ephemeral Rift upload* This is that real gourmet shit right here

[@dontgetcaughtinmyends7888]

ER: Candy Man, Sandwich Man, Anything Man, Nothing Man, Me: Ocean Man, *take me by the hand*

[@bobd9116]

I would kill for a video of you going through your DVD collection and pulling some of your favorites!

[@joshuameadus7861]

Me: looking for spaceballs quotes My eyes: we ain't found shit!

[@escobar2410]

I demand taxi driver video. With mirror. -You talking to me?!

[@bobbiejohn1353]

me: nice collection of movies but have you got anymore? ER: 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way

[@danielr3310]

Surely you can't be The Movie Man? I am The Movie Man, but you can call me...Shirley.

[@denniscowe3289]

Shirley you can’t be serious

[@fatcat8564]

Just had a look at your site and I’m impressed with all the lore you made, keep up the work

[@Shawnacy00]

This ... is... Arkham! *kicks person into giant hole that Margaret dug up in her garden*

[@astrowind2873]

Person: this isn’t that bad. Benjamin: hi new best fwend, welcome to my whom.

[@caramelcoveredtatas4813]

Breaking the forth wall here, I love the Arkam Sanitarium role plays ER does, not everyone can get ASMR with tingles with just tapping and different sounds unfortunately, love this and is always my go to for sleep.

[@BerdAndCharleston]

Timestamps: 0:00 Introduction, Welcome 9:03 "Airplane!" 12:23 "Border" 17:19 "Eraserhead" 23:45 "The Girl With All The Gifts" 27:05 "John Wick" 30:36 "Moonlight" 33:10 "Office Space" 36:09 "Oldboy" 39:02 "Pan's Labyrinth" 42:11 "Psycho" 44:49 "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" 48:07 "Taxi Driver" 50:56 "Train To Busan" 54:12 "What We Do In The Shadows" 57:50 Order Form 1:00:58 Goodbye!

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

Going and watching a video from ER thats 3 years old still fits within the story since it could be assumed that your character went back through a rift and experienced see that thing again then went back.

[@Gustav1017]

Me: What's the best you have Rift: Shows the DVD of Shrek 5 Me: :0

[@springsimmer1908]

I love this series. I'm so intrigued by the story line I have to watch it more than once. It definitely helps me sleep which is kind of hard these days.

[@ILIKESCIFI]

I think this is the best working ASMR video you have ever created. Thank you!

[@HelareASMR]

oh yes, nap time 😍😍 thanks for this video!

[@ThePlayershouse]

I've been watching your videos since high school, when u had 40k subs, and here I am still (:, supporting my first asmr artist!!! Thanks for showing me asmr & keeping your quality AMAZING 😁

[@0ccuIt]

Ahh, ASMR. Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation, of course!

[@daydreamingvampire]

Waluigi took me a long while to figure that out too😂😂

[@0ccuIt]

@@daydreamingvampire Good. We need true fans here.

[@random3250]

Nobody: Ephemeral Rift: *Do you want movies children?*

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Now this is my kind of video! I’m a movie nerd 😆

[@SaigeSantana]

Your videos are so genius and original. You’re different from most asmr channels and they need to take notes from you! You’re great!

[@matthewking4749]

I'll be back...... Asta LA vista, BABY.

[@CompanyPanda]

Oh man. I cant wait for the beverage man video with tons of bottle cap sounds 😍😍 I love this series.

[@xc6603]

WTF are you talking about the human Centipede was awesome!!!!

[@LordVader1094]

The third wasn't.

[@xc6603]

@@LordVader1094 good point

[@masamunaye]

ER starting off every video: *Walks into frame, sits down in chair, and sets bag of miscellaneous items on floor*

[@thatlazguy]

"I left a Mars Bar in the glove box and he chased me around the garden with a piece of wood." There's a movie quote for you. 10 points if you know the movie it's from. While we're on the topic of movies, Ephemeral Rift movie when?

[@mpx4821]

Shaun of the Dead. And it's half a Mars bar

[@thatlazguy]

@@mpx4821 fuck I knew I messed something up

[@joelcallear385]

"Problem in the cockpit sir" "Why what is it?" "Its the place where the pilots sit, but that doesnt matter right now"

[@michael6329]

Me: I don’t really watch or like that many movies so maybe you aren’t the guy for me. Rift: “Frankly dear I don’t give a damn,” cause, “I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.” Edit: for reference the first quote is Gone With the Wind and the second is The Godfather.

[@titanz_roo3561]

“Heroes get remembered but legends never die, it’s all in your heart kid and you’ll never go wrong.” -Sandlot

[@TheDamino]

8 dislikes? I find your lack of faith disturbing

[@MarysSwagYouTubeChannel]

ER: Which movies are you interested in? Me: Just Taxi Driver and John Wick. ER: Oh, All of them? Me: wait no

[@pirategaming5679]

"Fortnite" -Korg, avergers Endgame

[@kjbervin9478]

Milton: I , I believe you have my stapler. Prof. Clemmons: How'd you get in here? A lovely assortment of films, sir. Well done! 😎👍

[@zanderham5239]

When you tell the comments to make movie quotes Thanos Memes: I am inevitable

[@DistortedMemories555]

"Surely you don't mean it!" "I do mean it, and don't call me Shirley."

[@pacooftaco]

What about the Dora movie?

[@thedirector4518]

Very nice selection of films, i'll add all the ones I haven't seen in my watchlist. I love it

[@josephrohrbach1588]

Well I might be being brutally oppressed but at least I'll get a massive repertoire of pop-cultural references

[@SoIveBeenToad]

One of the few occasions that you can confidently say you watch it for the plot

[@rerol]

I keep waiting for the thumbnail where you have a shaved head. I know you’ve only grown your hair and beard so you can one day shock us.

[@tyraelhermosa]

That ending: such a missed opportunity! "Take care. Now if you'll excuse me, ... I have to return some videotapes"

[@MrTattooASMR]

Every single one of those are awesome movies. You have some good taste sir.

[@tannerk9036]

What's up you're one of my favorite asmr channels didn't expect to see you here

[@gudgie1096]

The ‘man’ videos are becoming quite plentiful. Looking forward to all of the sequels!

[@jdayasmr]

Little did we know 10 months ago we would all be in our own little “quarantine zones” lol. Love the videos man!

[@zanderham5239]

When your son looks at you in the basement while recording for your job “He called me a madman”

[@hayleywalrond3177]

“I’ve been looking forward to this”

[@PouNuNiiNu]

When your ASMR is so good that it makes limbs fall asleep too... My foot fell asleep but I didn't.

[@ItsLangston]

“What’s he doing?” “He’s beginning to believe.”

[@serenity-5626]

Pan's labyrinth is one of my favorite movie of all time thanks for speaking about it!

[@ian8lisle572]

The “image, if you will” monologue is the ASMR equivalent of the Skyrim opening monologue.

[@DorothyBanks]

Thank you for including the rocky horror picture show. It’s one of my favourites

[@matthewc5747]

This video has better and more exposition than most modern day movies.

[@DrAgasa_anime]

I love the parallelism between the opening monologue of The Movie Man and the first Candy Man.

[@everythingplacechannel]

Train to busan is one of the best zombie film i've ever seen

[@daydreamingvampire]

What we do in the shadows is an amazing film (& tv show) and it doesn’t get enough cred! It’s so funny and Taika is a great actor/director.