The Man | ASMR

[@E2wqpXcGGnLtJHbVXDhS3]

there should be a slogan like, "for every ban there is a man"

[@hadeson3122]

Yes! Yeeees yeeeeees! It is the ER slogan!

[@yetitheyeti]

Beetow, i think i love you.

[@DP_KUN]

Le epic

[@anthonyaurel6001]

What do you mean A man? THE man!!!

[@lennonwilliams2152]

But there is no ban so why is there a man?

[@RemnantAmen]

>See's the man >Clicks the man >Becomes one with the man *Enlightment achieved*

[@iNotAnHacker]

All you have to do is allow the man into your life and the man shall make you feel good

[@RemnantAmen]

@@iNotAnHacker the man is not bound to this world, There is no mistaking the absolute greatness.

[@ardagurbuz6924]

@@iNotAnHacker That sounds unexpectedly gay

[@iNotAnHacker]

Arda Gurbuz it’s not gay if you’re female, I’m not; but still

[@ardagurbuz6924]

@@iNotAnHacker If the original commentor is a male than my point stands

[@britishninja]

Cant wait for his next 2 videos "the myth" and "the legend"

[@matthewwillis315]

Lol that’s good!

[@somerandomguy2316]

British Ninja Scott sterling?

[@kabuto1859]

I think he just combined the two into this

[@pinedragon5398]

Oh god please yes

[@GZ9090]

Or "the beast"

[@_Drain]

Rift: "Imagine..." Me: "Ah shit, here we go again."

[@cara_melly]

If you will

[@hoosierman6665]

where nothing is banned

[@umbra_cura4158]

I'm not supposed to have my own opinion, but I think your pretty cool :)

[@bobakinsboi1563]

I saved you playlist to my library

[@HikiOmo]

I don't wanna imagine, it's too hard.

[@ameme8277]

He's arrived. At long last. The Original: The Man.

[@terezakrickova]

The Limited Edition.

[@boopsboops7692]

He. He has come.

[@jdogg1779]

Sneaky kirby is an inside joke for me, do i know you?

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

@@jdogg1779 the world shall never know

[@Uniformtree000]

@@terezakrickova the limited edition is the MANN

[@dat_boi_bossness3325]

"Imagine, if you will" By god I miss these type of videos

[@JT-lv1rb]

Dat_Boi_Bossness ***ASMR boner achieved***

[@Poroner]

What do you miss he makes 2 every week.

[@dat_boi_bossness3325]

@@Poroner but he hasn't done this type of video in a while tho

[@miguelconamor6687]

Ok, I KNOW that I'm not the only one who does the intro to these videos with him. "Imagine . . . if you will . . . a post-apocalyptic world . . . ."

[@marrriiaa895]

Michael Smith i do this every time 🤣 I literally get so many tingles every time he says it

[@MsSparkleDragon]

He's pretending to shave his hair so it properly circles back to the original candy man video. He's a mad lad

[@SAMS-69]

I JUST GOT IT. FRICKING MAD LAD

[@slightly.psycho]

Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One"

[@icgmommy87]

The mad lad man

[@jojosaveragelife]

ER you absolute mad lad, you’ve truly outdone yourself this time

[@animeuxes]

Joseph Snyder we both have patrick pfps yay

[@jojosaveragelife]

hello halei oh yuh that’s hype

[@erichkaufmann5284]

Hi, what does “ mad lad “ mean :) I’m from Russia, so I’m not knowing all English meanings. Have good day sir

[@gee_dubya]

Дмитрий Лебедев “mad lad” means someone who does something either cowardly and thinks it’s badass or something that is ridiculous and petty occasionally

[@savant557]

Дмитрий Лебедев it is a term for those who usually don’t follow rules, example not parking in the lines. For examples look up r/madlads it shows videos of a “mad lad”

[@alternifeind15]

I was falling asleep then, "sammiches."

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

IMA HANGRY WER SAMMICHES

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

Omfg

[@anthonyakin1168]

I read it as “Sam Miches” in the vid 😭

[@gabrielgraham2578]

"we might be able to get by without sugar and sammiches" SPEAK FOR YOURSELF I NEED MY PASTRAMI ON BREAD

[@wrlk636]

I just had me one of those highly illegal Philadelphia style beef strip on bread with cultured milk orders. Cheese and Steak he called it. The Sammich Man, that is.

[@HraesvelgrsEggs]

"the next time you see me, I may have a different appearance" oh no sees razor NOOOOOOOOO

[@HraesvelgrsEggs]

@@GreenGlo1991 ah. Ok. Makes sense. Cuz this is like a before all "the ___ man" videos were even a thing

[@Firstname..Lastname]

This was actually a reaaaally clever way to make the earlier videos fit in continuity.

[@stardino9475]

*No Noo Noooooo!*

[@Jackaxed]

@@GreenGlo1991 the professor controls all in the end

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@Jackaxed excluding what comes after the end yes

[@JeeMorpheus]

Plot twist: The Entity is The Man, and Clemmons is in fact evil.

[@LazyDudeIV]

Didn't the Bounty Hunter state that Clemmons was Nyarlathotep?

[@true_wind3453]

Is this video a flashback? Explains how we got to the sanatorium

[@northeastwanderer]

@@LazyDudeIV multiple people have stated that, and I suppose that's why he is beginning the "roadmap to a Better Future."

[@MephilesRider]

@@LazyDudeIV Did Kevin not say that himself?

[@forskinshredr]

Wait is Clemmons NOT evil or am I just an idiot? I haven't been following the lore too heavily lately..

[@andrewthomas3253]

Growing up with a bald Uncle E, I never would have expected we'd get to this point... XD

[@ryner2331]

For real, I remember his og navajo flute videos and he was the embodiment of the "starving artist" stereotype, so awesome to watch him develop over time.

[@JeeMorpheus]

You mean the 46:38 point? We are witnessing some history here.

[@biggboi8009]

Time stamps from the description for mobile users 1:35 - you don’t have to imagine it 2:29 - Clemmons and the N.W.O. 4:05 - Roadmap to a better future 36:07 - laying down the groundwork 45:09 - Going incognito Edit: spaced out the buttons so u don’t press the wrong one

[@zayd9398]

Bigg Boi we can see the desc

[@justbecausewhynot5692]

Much thanks

[@AdmirtheSableye]

Thanks man!

[@imani1193]

@@zayd9398 It's for if mobile users want to actually *tap* the timestamps. Can't do that, from the description on mobile.

[@UprisenGaming]

When the ASMR is too good to stay awake but the storytelling is too good to fall asleep

[@yeahaight5915]

The Dedication and Commitment this took to make the roadmap and whatnot is remarkable, I really hope you release a book because I’m going to buy two copies. P.S. Is this a Prologue??

[@jasp9661]

Love that Goblin pfp!

[@Lemonbirch18]

If you look at his description there’s a link to his website that explains the rift world

[@Firstname..Lastname]

BigDaddy PimpSkun prologue to everything about rift world if this is when you admit yourself to Arkham

[@elijahb3466]

BigDaddy PimpSkun okl

[@qwest500]

I would also buy 2 copies

[@bassclarinet69]

I really like how he's done the world building backwards over the years. Also it's too bad corvus didn't appear in another video while forcefully occupying someone's home.

[@bbb136]

Busty Patches I just found this guy. Where do you recommend starting with this verse?

[@slightly.psycho]

Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One". Its. Been all over the place

[@bassclarinet69]

@@slightly.psycho ah, but I believe the narration is unreliable, from any character. That's why I love rift so much

[@th31r0nhand9]

Someone needs to make a wiki with a complete timeline for all of this.

[@solidskullz5736]

Not just any man, he’s THE MAN

[@lichan4833]

my main man

[@Nick-me6wg]

@@lichan4833 MUTE

[@nightbot5395]

The man in T H E B A T H

[@spoofking9347]

"Yeah, he's The Guy"

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@spoofking9347 Who'd Want To Be The Guy Buddy?

[@GenVK]

13:10 "We need paperclips. We might be able to get by without sugar and sammiches, but paperclips …" Yes. Correct. Because we definitely could not get by without silly walks.

[@vWolfHD]

But if they ban the letter “u” then there will be no ftre?

[@Sputnick_00]

Yo're right

[@dokidoki6927]

That’s just what America did to English

[@Sputnick_00]

@@dokidoki6927 i just wrote you're without "u" for the joke

[@rabitrader5981]

Why is this so fnny

[@rabitrader5981]

I like this comment case it fnny yo did good

[@Kyuubi451]

"Imagine...." *gets flashback to the very first candy man video years ago* Oh shit...

[@MrTattooASMR]

I love how all of Rifts videos are so secretive and hush hush.

[@jaydonmagan4694]

This sounds like a prelude to the events of V for Vendetta.

[@byronmc9811]

Underrated movie

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

"banning alcohol" Clemmons doesn't realise that the US government tried that once and failed MISERABLY

[@naughtymelon6712]

**cough cough** 1930 **cough cough**

[@Issengan]

Even had a woman with a hammer breakin kneecaps and they still failed

[@nexusomega1]

The only true man? What must he sell in these times?

[@UnchartedTheProtogen]

he sells men

[@jackdyer4440]

I love how you constantly change your hair and beard length/style, it really keeps things fresh.

[@notaspy3751]

You've met the Candy Man, you've met the Snack Man, and you've even met the nothing man. Now... Get ready for.... *_THE MAN_*

[@bullerfugl]

The man man

[@daslowmemeturtleturtle5710]

And the video game man

[@daslowmemeturtleturtle5710]

The comic man

[@daslowmemeturtleturtle5710]

@@bullerfugl the condiment man

[@daslowmemeturtleturtle5710]

The sanmmich man

[@willsenay]

I love how disgusted he looks after introducing each new ban lol

[@shalizko1658]

Nobody: Emphemeral Rift: Want to join a cult?

[@shalizko1658]

@Cooper Emmerton alrighty I'll be sure to send your papers to you via carrier pigeon.

[@savant557]

I’m joining this cult to fuck over the “new world order”

[@rywywqiuweyuryuhfkjrefhjjregf]

@Cooper Emmerton two more months before you join the cult

[@NySiiS]

@Cooper Emmerton have you received the papers?

[@avavanpelt926]

Holy SHIZA! A new video! I just casually refreshed before bed and here you are swooping in like a majestic eagle from Lord of the Rings. Night saved. Can sleep. Nighto yall.

[@theboneyardstation]

I'm more and more convinced that the ER canon will end up tying into death stranding

[@JMBAD_art]

Stranger things have happened and will continued to happen on this channel

[@endermage77]

26:38 Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally found the answer to the age-old question of "Why is my fork a spoon?" Professor Clemmons did it.

[@baseg815]

The MadMan actually did it.

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Next vid: the mad man

[@MCWillthegreat]

@@raccoonofmotivation20 he hands out insults

[@jaykay6222]

@@MCWillthegreat Pretty sure mad in this instance means more like insane than angry, so rather than insults he'd hand out conspiracy theories. But all the conspiracies in this universe turned out to be true already, so I'm not sure what conspiracies he'd share that'd feel like a conspiracy rather than just history. But talking about the conspiracies that came true could be okay too, could basically be a 100% lore video to fill in any details that might need sorted out regarding all the plethora of events that transpired.

[@marcusanark2541]

Worldbuilding at it's finest and most relaxing.

[@AlternateTheOG]

I just realized you could totally roleplay as "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski

[@candycadet528]

The internation leauge of kitchen utensil enthusiasts wants to request a visit from the tinkerer. Again. A robot can dream, can‘t he?

[@krieg5888]

CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY

[@sistersamich2075]

me: *sees title* also me: *primate sounds*

[@crashnspin]

Next video: The Sasquatch Man

[@RelaxingMaleASMR]

The crinkles @9:00 omg

[@nathanisaac8172]

Are we also gonna meet “The Myth” and “The Legend”

[@umbra_cura4158]

Nathan Isaac I hope so

[@1SilverDollar]

Maybe The Myth is the The Entity and The Legend is Clemons. 🤔

[@HypnosisGMD]

Interesting theory.

[@TranquillShot]

Never in my life have I been in time for one of these, sorry that I'm always late to the meetings. If what I heard on the grapevine was correct, this info could be rather important.

[@tranminhhieu9492]

This opens a whole new chapter for the Lore

[@VolpeAmoras]

“How will we flip burgers, how will we stir, how will we scoop?” Your hands bruh, used for thousands of years before utensils. Love you!

[@JeeMorpheus]

* SPOILERS * *Don't you dare shaving that gorgeous hair, you bloody time travelling roleplayer*

[@cb7394]

Jeorge Morpheus add an enter

[@JeeMorpheus]

Carson Brown done. Thank you, kind stranger!

[@slightly.psycho]

Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One"

[@VogtTD]

If you want my Sammich you're gonna have to pry it from my cold, dead hand.

[@jadonhester2441]

*they'll have to taje it from my dead rotting intestines >:]*

[@crashnspin]

"And even then, good luck, because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hand."

[@lilylolz2244]

"What is a man,but a beautiful big pile of truths,so lets talk,have at you!"

[@LukiePookies]

Great vid ER keep it up. I love ur channel. Now I’m gonna rewatch this 20 times and waste 2 days

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

If rift ever decides to actually do a swear word video, he make it a "man" video called The Mad Man

[@CptArg]

Other ASMR-artists - *licks microphone Uncle E - *creates a whole lore filled world with a touch of tingles* 👌

[@hunterryland5907]

Theory time: dr. Clemmons does/did all of this as one giant scientific test for the sanitarium

[@thomasnicolaus2313]

Oh I really hope this becomes like a whole storyline

[@tainted7400]

He's evolving since having less hair To Beautiful Lucious Hair

[@Purrabella]

But the letter U

[@ProfessorASMR]

The Man, man! I have been waiting patiently for this.

[@rafaeldks]

Nobody: ER: ImAgInE

[@slightly.psycho]

Remeber the old video of Clemens explaining the rift world? You are "The One"

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

_We're in the endgame now._

[@MyLaundryStinks]

I don't feel so good Uncle Rift

[@Gravy_Jones]

When you have no idea about anything related to the story becuase you keep falling asleep too quickly *SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS INTENSIFIES*

[@nobodxy]

The ____ man is easily my favorite series of yours. Great job. thank you for many restful nights 😊

[@smbz-gcommunityhub]

"Yes I am, yes I am, yes I am!"

[@blobtuna236]

"Hey, there's a lot of protests going on outside regarding the ban on sugar. Everyone is setting things on fire." "That's alright, we'll just ban fire."

[@laserlight3517]

I've gotten so used to the long hair, it will be a shock the day he posts a video with his hair cut short.

[@Gengosyma]

Didn't watch a second but holy cow.... The Man.... I hope he answers the questions that I have... Greetings and Big Thanks from Germany

[@thatreddude8796]

I bet he’s going to form the Old World Order or the OWO to the layman

[@neekotaku5635]

As a new viewer of ER's, and just have finishing all the other 'Man' videos, the sheer levels of excitement I felt just seeing "The Man" was honestly overwhelming.. I feel proud.

[@cthulhu5702]

You could call him... The Man with the Plan.

[@EphemeralRift]

I almost titled the video that way.

[@runetide]

So this is the original man that the Candy Man and all his brothers were cloned from. I've been waiting for this vid for a long time. It did not disappoint in the least.

[@regalrhapsody8770]

E.R. in this video looks like Jesus’s biker older brother

[@Firstname..Lastname]

“The Man” is the one man we’ve been waiting for

[@Violntwrld]

Imagine being this mans child... Jesus Christ what a blessing that would be

[@gusalcalde]

The laminated page turning👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽😴

[@WallyMuffers]

I've come to the conclusion the Uncle E is the ASMR Jesus 😂 keep up the amazing content you glorious human ❤

[@kobeccg]

Thank you very much ER. Your videos are so peaceful and enlightening. I enjoy them very much! Still waiting for that International League of International Leagues btw.

[@thewoodchipper]

Holy shit it’s happening

[@avianagrace2287]

I really liked the sound of the lamented packet, wish we could have heard more of it! Great video and love the lore :)

[@actualpossum2372]

I love how ER ranges from atheist jesus to potato based on how much hair he has

[@ryanethier1624]

Took me three separate occasions as I fell asleep the last two....to get to the end only to realize he went right back to 6 years ago!whhhaaaatttttttttt. Didn't see that coming at all. Bravo bra-vo

[@GraveGear]

I had one of those backpacks in high school, it was dubbed “The Sack.”

[@dadity9142]

Is this actually a prologue? You're a mad lad, I'm so glad I found you almost 3 years ago and stuck with it

[@bluebear1818]

heh, ministry of silly walks! not many people are going to understand that! i did!

[@mostportem2850]

ER running the asmr game out here. Top tier work.

[@CityAstro]

31:00, Fahrenheit 451 all over again.

[@a.g7891]

Been waiting all week for this. Good stuff

[@Super-BallSharp]

Can't wait for the man man!

[@Ra-yn6ds]

They banned The Man...

[@davin7907]

the man that sells mans

[@benmelling502]

ANOTHER MONTY PYTHON REFRENCE this channel is the best

[@Diddmaster]

I love Pauls "imagine" Videos, sending my mind on a journey, much better than this "breath slowly, your arms are heavy and you are sitting on a green meadow"-crap.

[@corona6099]

*YOU HAVE GAINED INSIGHT*

[@Sansri16761]

ER: Imagine if you will- Me: say no more fam, I'm in

[@CerebralASMR]

I'll never forget that chair from The Patient next Door Rift World Explained video from way back when. One of my favorite ASMR vids ever from anyone. I'd love to see that character make a comeback, always roaming the halls of Arkham Sanitarium.🤣

[@mr.borken]

Ohh no, when there's a man for everything that got banned, there's also a "socks and sandals man"

[@PyricDemon]

This man called the apocalypse!

[@jamesmozden6285]

ER: So I can meet with other like minded individuals like yourself Me: ah, other rift walkers

[@slotzoffuntrue]

I came for the tingles and I stayed for the tingles, lore, and hair

[@matisd3069]

imagine the guy who had to print these sheets lol

[@EphemeralRift]

I mostly print everything at Staples printer kiosks so no one sees them but me, yet I sometimes wonder if they ever review the things that get printed lol

[@matisd3069]

@@EphemeralRift omg ur the best!

[@buttertoto378]

I’d love to see an alternative version where Clemmons is explaining the roadmap and why he bans what he bans and how it will benefit everyone (ree I’ve been noticed thanks rift aww it disappeared because I edited it)

[@arbormoon]

And that's why you reply to the comment, instead of editing the comment.

[@cynxliver186]

This guy is kinda like the Johnny sins of KZbin. I’ve for sure seen this man have like 200 different jobs

[@kuru9157]

19:35 also what about anti-septic liquids that have alcohol in them? How am i s'pposed to disinfect my wounds?

[@darthvader1569]

"The man man" "Yeah? Good."

[@GoTommyBoy]

This is true performance art. The story and acting are sublime.

[@firstnamelastname-pf5cm]

What if er is secretly from the future and hes trying to warn us but asmr is the only way he can tell us

[@yourejustchildish2554]

This is perfect timing for me because I’m having a power cut

[@Createsaur]

Rift: sits down in asmr Me: where's the like button

[@pieduck6308]

The plastic wallet man. Those sounds were very good