I like watching this because it helps me pretend like I have health insurance.
@sackary3178 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ajaybhatia78887 жыл бұрын
This is funny as fuck 😂😂😂
@tagzchloe6275 жыл бұрын
Wow XD
@BetterThanYourBf4 жыл бұрын
@Kilo Byte you really thought you did something with that 😂
@johnnythunderpants39643 жыл бұрын
@Kilo Byte I mean, an affordable smartphone is like 120 bucks, which is what I have and I don't have health insurance, as it's literally 7k a year lol. Not sure how the 120 dollars for a phone means it's okay not to have health insurance and literally die if I end up having cancer for example
@CarlSlime8 жыл бұрын
"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for over an hour*
@facebren8 жыл бұрын
*coworkers
@cornycan16 жыл бұрын
Me when restaurants are closing.
@HaZa9176 жыл бұрын
HA XD
@stor3149 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that no ASMR channel is as creative as Paul's. Also in my opinion, no other is as interesting or entertaining. Keep up the good work ER, you're a genius and I deeply appreciate your work!
@xiongrey199 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@loganconly48029 жыл бұрын
***** Which is an even better point that you make, ER creates such a vague storyline that's also so intricate and independent at the same time. I'd love for E to write a book, hell, an entire series.
@johngalt6299 жыл бұрын
***** I dont see ER on most TOP 10 ASMR lists and that is a crime!
@InflammabilityRing9 жыл бұрын
***** arda neala makes creative ASMR vids too. Go check it out!
@KazumiKiguma9 жыл бұрын
InflammabilityRing I only wish she made them more often. Where is Mystic Healer part 2? :(
@PhoenicianSailor9 жыл бұрын
Crud, I've upset the Professor. I'm going to have to start locking the doors and recharging the amulet!
@hentaisailor59513 жыл бұрын
hello sailor
@MakoWoman9 жыл бұрын
The implication that the professor is immortal is ever so slightly concerning
@megamanturbo328 жыл бұрын
+Rough End of a Birthday Cake I like how well thought out your comment is but I just cant get past your name. Which end is the rough one?
@Aliceuhhh-rq6gw6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this short thread
@LuckyArceus3 жыл бұрын
The doctor is actually nyarlathotep in human form.
@leandrarivera135 Жыл бұрын
If you're still watching these videos in 8 years time, then you're probably ever so slightly panicked over the question of the professors mortality
@hellraiser3419 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral rift wakes up early to work his Ephemeral shift People at his work don't quite get his Ephemeral drift As he constant searching for his Ephemeral gift To give his viewers an Ephemeral lift.
@InflammabilityRing9 жыл бұрын
***** YA BLEW IT
@hellraiser3419 жыл бұрын
Huh
@theshands34059 жыл бұрын
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji...
@WhatTheForge9 жыл бұрын
hellraiser341 If Ephemeral Rift stopped Taylor Swift at the VMA's he would be Ephemeral West, oh darnit!
@ultimomos59189 жыл бұрын
Noah Shands Grumps reference, gg
@codex18099 жыл бұрын
"Just a moment, I want to disable the security camera." Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, (RUNS) Two weeks later... "Where did the professor touch you, son?" "My soul."
@frauenheld13163 жыл бұрын
А по-русски можно?
@RRTSMPlayz3 жыл бұрын
0-0
@JOEMAMA_062 жыл бұрын
@@frauenheld1316 Привет
@poop420guy699 жыл бұрын
these inferior mortals are always testing your patience while you're testing your patients
@SanctumZero9 жыл бұрын
Loving the hints at Rift lore in this one!
@EphemeralRift9 жыл бұрын
SanctumZero Thank you! I try my best!
@DrainedGaming9 жыл бұрын
+Ephemeral Rift TPPPP is a lamp?!
@ThalinsGenohan8 жыл бұрын
+Canned Gaming Or perhaps the peculiar plastic pouch was placed on that particular lamp once it was plucked from the person plagued with that predicament?
@DrainedGaming8 жыл бұрын
Woah
@John-sz7vf9 жыл бұрын
Maybe there wouldn't be as many breakouts if you didn't leave things like hatchets in the rooms
@fomod_8 жыл бұрын
true
@emc86668 жыл бұрын
but what is the fun in that?
@JasperCaster037 жыл бұрын
em c thank you
@dansmudge1358 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think he'd be a great James Bond villain...
@robnickerson78198 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an Agent from the Matrix lol
@petergriffin14928 жыл бұрын
Shaken, not shturred
@petergriffin14928 жыл бұрын
Cthulhu That's how Sean Connery says it
@iiBadAsh9 жыл бұрын
I like the random objects on the shelves in the background. Organized, but still not quite where they belong. Very interesting. The effort you put into your videos shines through and never disappoints, that's for sure.
@Enda6809 жыл бұрын
I don't know how it would work but seriously, if possible, PLEASE consider doing a collaboration with MassageASMR, that would be so insanely good :D
@Nichotis9 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher I don't like collaboration, actualy i really hate it, but must admit , i would watch this one.
@Tootsby9 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher Seems like two completely different styles of ASMR honestly.
@chibiartist329 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher YES
@D3vious1139 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher Considering Dmitry was making references to a 'Dr. Clemmons' a while back, I think he'd be down. Would definitely be up for that collab. Has my vote, no question.
@rootytooty98089 жыл бұрын
Enda Gallagher That will be hard to arrange (in person at least) as MassageASMR is Australian, and lives in, well, Australia.
@nicolewale8888 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm being seduced at an extremely slow pace.
@dom-fj1bq3 жыл бұрын
No what
@Primaltreeman9 жыл бұрын
ER is a beast. Some channels are too conventional. Others are too experimental/weird in their creativity. ER successfully blends ASMR with engaging stories without ruining either the relaxation or entertainment.
@taylorsampson37029 жыл бұрын
"These inferior mortals" Looks like someone has been in contact with Loki.
@MattMcloughlin9 жыл бұрын
I'm just so engrossed with all these characters and all this lore and the universe ER's created and the ones he's crossed over with, that getting the ASMR sensation has become secondary, I just want more stories and time with these characters now. The relaxation is just a bonus! :')
@christianclark95368 жыл бұрын
prince, next lifetime, mortals, YOU PREDICTED PRINCE'S DEATH
@WanderingWhispers9 жыл бұрын
The cut on your head was from the mean spirited potato in room 4 huh?
@Ariioch9 жыл бұрын
I literally was wondering if anyone else notived the cut. How did he get it do you think? (And i dont mean roleplay wise i mean i wonder what happened outside of youtube that gave him that cut)
@shapetwist9 жыл бұрын
Tyler Hudson when youve got kids shit like that happens all the time, I caught a knee from my 4yo daughter in the eye... blackeye for a week
@Misstamsyn1009 жыл бұрын
shapetwist I was literally crying to that comment, hope your eye is good now though!
@serknight77697 жыл бұрын
My seven year old brother gave our dad a black eye while wrestling
@Platipisaver9 жыл бұрын
I think it would be cool if you did a video where we are in the perspective of a camera watching one of the prisoners while they attempt to escape or something
@TheItalianOG9 жыл бұрын
It's weird to think I've watched ER's videos for 3 years now. Glad I was able to see how much you've grown as a channel Paul. Love your videos and wish you the best. :) -Trent
@instantnoob9 жыл бұрын
Professor Clemmons is immortal! Thaaaaat explains everything.
@dirtmonger979 жыл бұрын
He seems like he would be a part of the SCP foundation. Maybe one of the OS.
@Doomguard1759 жыл бұрын
In After Hours 2, the Professor gets a name plate with the SCP logo and looks over a few custom SCPs for the Foundation, but I can't remember if he mentions a rank. Also, Dr. Clemmons may or may not be SCP 049 (reports seem to vary).
@PallahDaOracle9 жыл бұрын
What's SCP?
@ragmority9 жыл бұрын
Pallah DaOracle google
@TheMrrandomxbox9 жыл бұрын
***** Contact with SCP-049 always causes death. Considering that Clemmons frequently touches the patient and death never comes, that theory doesn't seem to hold much water, unfortunately.
@Renamoose9 жыл бұрын
TheXMen1010 @26:50 Prof. Says he feasts off of negative thoughts and emotions.
@_rcs9 жыл бұрын
I was already admiring how great this video was, and then you included hand movements 19 minutes it, didn't think it could get better but it did! I really enjoy those. Thanks for another brilliant production!
@janisprincis17649 жыл бұрын
ER,your acting skills ,without a specific scenario,are showing above,way above my expectations!! As always you are a great actor!!
@bdpera9 жыл бұрын
Uncle E I've been watching your videos for it seems like years now. I rarely comment on any video but I thought I'd stop and say thank you for all the great videos. Your dedication and hard work never goes unnoticed. You by far are my favorite ASMRer, I hope you have a great day, friend.
@mikaaoife65574 жыл бұрын
Love the collection I have built but I am missing my model ships, space hamster and fish from the Normandy.
@jamiewarren6869 жыл бұрын
Rift you're killing me. Give us a history of your world!!
@EonTheBeast059 жыл бұрын
your acting is just so surreal. It's so amazing to see your characters so alike yet so different at the same time. It's actually quite beautiful
@redcain979 жыл бұрын
This guy does so much work for his channel. Very few actually give a damn about the content they release. But he does so well. Keep doing what your doing!
@freyduin91669 жыл бұрын
Very nice touch with the professors final words as he is exiting the room being "Cthulhu Fhtagn".
@GemmaSl9 жыл бұрын
I would love it if you could hear the hearts when putting on the stethoscope - be great ASMR
@EphemeralRift9 жыл бұрын
Gemma Speht I've done that once or twice . I will try to remember to do it again next time
@GemmaSl9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for replying! Yeah I had a vague memory of it happening once or twice before but I couldn't remember who had done it. I just remember loving it - tingle heaven. Didn't mean to be picky though this was an awesome video :) I actually started to fall asleep half way through and then kind of came in and out of sleep as he was asking if I wanted to be a hybrid, so it was like I was being drugged or hypnotised, dreamlike state - brilliant!
@lightonsnow19 жыл бұрын
Hard to relax with a huge axe in sight. Lol
@norecuerdomisueno34689 жыл бұрын
I swear there was a bunch of moments where there was a flash of an image, not long enough for me to really see but enough to get a "feel', emotionally for it. Yet every time I re wound there was nothing. I am either going crazy/blind or you're performing some interesting tricks ER. One of them in particular occurred after you said you wanted to try and trigger memories and such. I am spooked
@therealsteph65818 жыл бұрын
Your laugh is deliciously evil, and your voice is like chocolate melting over marshmallows. Lovely!
@fortcats9 жыл бұрын
Had this video up for 3 days now. Every night I come home from work and I fall asleep within minutes upon watching it. I've made it my goal to finish this by tomorrow.
@SuperrBills9 жыл бұрын
I want to see Professor Clemmons and Dr.Dmitri together.
@bzakie25 жыл бұрын
hobbes Yes put them at the edge of the same cliff.
@thesteeb.10639 жыл бұрын
So good Mr. Rift. Keep it up. This will always be my go-to ASMR channel!!!
@justrandomginger9 жыл бұрын
That iPhone tapping was really tingly for me 10/10
@Kali23Yuga9 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of these Professor Clemmons video's.
@TheASMRGamer9 жыл бұрын
I am glad you could pay me a visit, certainly relaxed me ;P
@SlynchThePuppy9 жыл бұрын
When Prof. Clemmons mentioned human technology I immediately thought of "The Thing on the Doorstep". Still not particularly well versed in the Cthulhu mythos, but I've read that one.
@JMaxchill9 жыл бұрын
When KZbin adds Oculus Rift support, ER will instantly start freaking me out :P
@LetsASMR9 жыл бұрын
Hey Rift, Fallout 4 is announced and I was wondering will you do a play through of it? And thanks for this video right before Im about to go to bed! :)
@killer2568istaken9 жыл бұрын
Love your channel!
@dylanjames26089 жыл бұрын
The question is, will YOU play Fallout 4? Lol I need a tally for all the times I see your comments :)
@turbo1117779 жыл бұрын
Lets ASMR you better do one too!
@LetsASMR9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha thanks guys I will forsure if you all want it cool seeing you all here too
@petergriffin14928 жыл бұрын
Ephemeral Massage Rift ASMR
@wattman-music-archive9 жыл бұрын
The haters must not like RELAXATION
@wattman-music-archive9 жыл бұрын
I'm not catching your drift
@wattman-music-archive9 жыл бұрын
Robin Gilliver
@SarcasticSyringe9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just like to watch his videos to piece together this story and universe he's created
@philchaser30188 жыл бұрын
no ones hating da hell you talking about
@piercelequine96965 жыл бұрын
Either that or mesophonia
@oliverhughes32249 жыл бұрын
your creativity never ceases to impress me .
@NaterPrice9 жыл бұрын
Screen transitions! I love seeing what new things you come up with.
@skins4thewin8 жыл бұрын
I REALLY want to see Chris Crinkle again! Absolutely loved the Plastic Pouch Predicament vid where he got paid in Monopoly money, had pet Marshmallows and talked about monkey butt tickles lol. That whole vid has some of the funniest and most creative dialog of any video you've done thus far.
@Max-jf8lr9 жыл бұрын
Is that a mini Groot I see in the background? :)
@phynixnykole279 жыл бұрын
This is beyond relaxation.. I don't even know how to describe how amazing I feel right now
@Chinoxl1869 жыл бұрын
This video came out right as I was going to sleep. Perfect timing
@tsrhodes73219 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of all of your characters in the same universe, giving each other treatments, haircuts, delivering potatoes...
@finnbillyard76539 жыл бұрын
I love the little references and easter eggs you hide in your videos.
@slimeystudiosgaming60159 жыл бұрын
Doctor Who sonic screwdriver in the background, I love that show. And I also love your vids.
@LalebKuke9 жыл бұрын
I love the Vault Boy Bobblehead on the shelf :) Great work ER!
@2DnMe9 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, I've got the weirdest crush on Prof. Clemmons... And I did the fangirliest little squee when he said I was a prize~ *swoon* [[I gotta stop having crushes on these kindsa people]]
@desmondmoonbear41435 жыл бұрын
*What the hell* ?
@sythe511 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the OG Clemmons chronicles™
@ShiningStar7269 жыл бұрын
you put so much effort into your roleplay videos and they're amazing. you never fail to put me to sleep. thank you so much!
@tatianaragland40079 жыл бұрын
I truly do think that this man is truly TALENTED!! Like I feel like he should totally do more then just ASMR videos on KZbin but he should seriously be a actor on a tv show or movie. Or even a screen writer! He's too talented to not be seen behind just KZbin. #LOVEHIM another great video as always!
@theauddity23649 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting so long for something like this! Thanks, Uncle E! You're the best!
@Willow76ny9 жыл бұрын
Staying up past my bedtime for my appointment with the Professor, and it's worth it!
@ZIMBUTTERS9 жыл бұрын
The tapping on the two cups is amazing!
@weespat9 жыл бұрын
Every time I get new headphones, your videos seem to get better. I'm on pair number 5, I believe. Bose Quietcomfort 25's are fantastic for listening to your videos.
@michael63297 жыл бұрын
I love how he can go from having a serious vid to a silly one or even special rift world stuff
@frederikmortensen63219 жыл бұрын
I dont understand why anyone would dislike, the man is just trying to help. By the way, thanks so much Rift :)
@dewkernal10089 жыл бұрын
A video of the tapping at 30:08 would be AMAZING
@Unorthodox20499 жыл бұрын
that transition was great
@bearbear40303 жыл бұрын
5 years later...that’s my doctor texting on her watch while I’m describing my symptoms. Then later reading in my chart notes I had I double mastectomy instead of a complete hysterectomy!
@Vamilator71659 жыл бұрын
How is it that everyone in the "rift world" uses those phones with a dial-ring (or whatever you call it) but Prof. Clemmons has a bloody Iphone?
@meanguy12439 жыл бұрын
+Anton Larsson ''In this lifetime''. Infer from that, what you will.
@IchorMix9 жыл бұрын
It would be so amazing if you could do an ASMR video as the Collector from Guardians of the Galaxy =)
@flixnchills7 жыл бұрын
This character has been one of my favourites for so long now.
@uneverknow249 жыл бұрын
I wish we had gotten a chance to use the sonic screwdriver. It looked like you were going to grab it a couple of times and I got excited!
@Deception5939 жыл бұрын
I would love to see some Norse runes and knot work make an appearance on part of the lampshade. I think it would make a nice touch with the whole ancient cultures thing going on, albeit not quite as old.
@3mapletrees9 жыл бұрын
Please, more wood block tapping. Thanks ER, love the sinister yet soothing professor.
@ethanallen13939 жыл бұрын
Had a rough night, this really helped. Thank you so much, I really appreciate your videos😊
@mccauleyconor9 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourites now. Consider doing like an hour of under the lamp type stuff! Blows my mind!
@tygonmaster9 жыл бұрын
It is kind of interesting how much tapping on paper cups sounds like rain. Love it. Keep being awesome. ^_^
@gb7319 жыл бұрын
2 Prof. Clemmons videos in 1 week?!? This is madness!
@alneri79 жыл бұрын
This is not MADNESS! THIS IS... yeah madness.
@mattgallagher21869 жыл бұрын
The macho man Randy savage brings the madness oh yeah dig it
@serknight77697 жыл бұрын
Madness?... THIS. IS. ASMRTA
@willhodgetts30729 жыл бұрын
It'd be pretty dope if you managed to do a video like reverse flashbacks or hallucinations in the future: same camera position etc. but fading in and out of this room with Clemmons and the room that's dolled up to look all spooky and abandoned with nobody else but the voices inside the subject's head... spooky tingles.
@synthoelectro5 жыл бұрын
this is going to blow you away, get ready for it. For years I thought this man was none other than "Dmitri" they seem like the same person. And Dmitri is talented enough to do it.
@wilwinslett66188 жыл бұрын
I have that same model phone in my house, Ive had it for like 30 years or something. Havent seen any others ANYWHERE so I thought that was pretty cool.
@monneybby69069 жыл бұрын
When will there be a close up whispering video? (ear to ear) , and thank you this was quite relaxing to listen to
@3mapletrees9 жыл бұрын
I like the mortar and pestle part around 30 mins. Tap tingles.
@sarahbear2708 жыл бұрын
I love the lore in your videos! Really sets them apart from other ASMRtists' stuff.
@nailaoball9 жыл бұрын
"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for an entire hour* lol :)
@DanB79428 жыл бұрын
RIP Prince
@hobo.violin75959 жыл бұрын
last week there were around 65k views I replayed this video so many times that I feel those +5k recent views might be mine...
@ShockinglyRandom949 жыл бұрын
Professor Clemmons always vaguely reminds me of The G Man from Half-Life. Great work! :)
@austinkloth80725 жыл бұрын
I hope that Dr. Prince is a Phoenician Sailor reference!!
@LegendEricJi8 жыл бұрын
ER is the 14th Doctor. I knew it.
@limlam85848 жыл бұрын
wuuw WEEEW WOUUUUW
@Aesc5209 жыл бұрын
What you need is a ominous song in the background that's just faint enough, but intense enough to give off the vibe of th character. That would be interesting
@pine78949 жыл бұрын
Anyone else immediately think of Sanji when he said Mr.Prince? Its most likely just a happy accident but still it made me laugh.
@jukeboxromeo48647 жыл бұрын
still one of the best.
@MonsterMisunderstood9 жыл бұрын
The hand gestires were really nice
@1blackone9 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I love it! -I thought Dr. Clemmons was talking to Clarence Prince aka SCP-2445-A, until he called him "Doctor Prince"-
@mattgallagher21869 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant prince as in purple rain prince
@charles88178 жыл бұрын
+Matt Gallagher RIP in peace prince
@idea_generator9 жыл бұрын
Wow! I just seemingly figured out the whole thing. 41:28 and forth there's a line "Ah, I see you have your favorite cutting mat" (pointing to the mat lying on the table behind). Soooo it's me, twin hearted cyborg who was in cell 333. It must have been a security record of some sort then. Man, you're insane (positively)!
@cobiwilliams9 жыл бұрын
But the cutting mat belongs to professor clemmons! That's the person in cell 333, I believe.
@idea_generator9 жыл бұрын
Sooo... Maybe cutting mats in this particular reality are like towels in HHGTTG?)))
@Maloman059 жыл бұрын
I thought the cutting mat belonged to "mr. Clemmons"?
@MrChaos5009 жыл бұрын
There is an old video where Clemons is in a bath robe and has a cutting mat. In that video he also repeats "would you like to see my cutting may" so most people now believe the theory that Clemons has multiple personalities and flickers in and out of sanity all the time.
@idea_generator9 жыл бұрын
MrChaos Yeah, yeah, I've seen that video later than this one we're chatting at. Looks like there're 3 "Clemmons" in this universe - plague doctor, "Mr" AND "Dr"... Otherways it makes no sense at all... Oh, wait! Zero also makes a bit, nonsense is some sense either. Ahahahaahaha hahahahah would you like to see my cutting mat? Let me just bring it to webcam...
@ryanradlinski Жыл бұрын
DUDE OH MY GOD MY HEADPHONES WERE FREAKING OUT FOR LIKE 5 MINS AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO
@asmrrelaxationstation9 жыл бұрын
This is awesome! love your work man :D Learned so much! Please keep them coming I can not wait for more!! :)