Visiting Hours with Professor Clemmons

[@guymandudebro8206]

I like watching this because it helps me pretend like I have health insurance.

[@sackary317]

😂😂😂😂

[@ajaybhatia7888]

This is funny as fuck 😂😂😂

[@tagzchloe627]

Wow XD

[@BetterThanYourBf]

@Kilo Byte you really thought you did something with that 😂

[@johnnythunderpants3964]

@Kilo Byte I mean, an affordable smartphone is like 120 bucks, which is what I have and I don't have health insurance, as it's literally 7k a year lol. Not sure how the 120 dollars for a phone means it's okay not to have health insurance and literally die if I end up having cancer for example

[@CarlSlime]

"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for over an hour*

[@facebren]

*coworkers

[@cornycan1]

Me when restaurants are closing.

[@HaZa917]

HA XD

[@stor314]

I'm pretty sure that no ASMR channel is as creative as Paul's. Also in my opinion, no other is as interesting or entertaining. Keep up the good work ER, you're a genius and I deeply appreciate your work!

[@xiongrey19]

Agreed

[@loganconly4802]

***** Which is an even better point that you make, ER creates such a vague storyline that's also so intricate and independent at the same time. I'd love for E to write a book, hell, an entire series.

[@johngalt629]

***** I dont see ER on most TOP 10 ASMR lists and that is a crime!

[@InflammabilityRing]

***** arda neala makes creative ASMR vids too. Go check it out!

[@KazumiKiguma]

InflammabilityRing I only wish she made them more often. Where is Mystic Healer part 2? :(

[@PhoenicianSailor]

Crud, I've upset the Professor. I'm going to have to start locking the doors and recharging the amulet!

[@hentaisailor5951]

hello sailor

[@MakoWoman]

The implication that the professor is immortal is ever so slightly concerning

[@megamanturbo32]

+Rough End of a Birthday Cake I like how well thought out your comment is but I just cant get past your name. Which end is the rough one?

[@Aliceuhhh-rq6gw]

I appreciate this short thread

[@LuckyArceus]

The doctor is actually nyarlathotep in human form.

[@leandrarivera135]

If you're still watching these videos in 8 years time, then you're probably ever so slightly panicked over the question of the professors mortality

[@hellraiser341]

Ephemeral rift wakes up early to work his Ephemeral shift People at his work don't quite get his Ephemeral drift As he constant searching for his Ephemeral gift To give his viewers an Ephemeral lift.

[@InflammabilityRing]

***** YA BLEW IT

[@hellraiser341]

Huh

[@theshands3405]

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji...

[@WhatTheForge]

hellraiser341 If Ephemeral Rift stopped Taylor Swift at the VMA's he would be Ephemeral West, oh darnit!

[@ultimomos5918]

Noah Shands Grumps reference, gg

[@codex1809]

"Just a moment, I want to disable the security camera." Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, (RUNS) Two weeks later... "Where did the professor touch you, son?" "My soul."

[@frauenheld1316]

А по-русски можно?

[@RRTSMPlayz]

0-0

[@JOEMAMA_06]

@@frauenheld1316 Привет

[@poop420guy69]

these inferior mortals are always testing your patience while you're testing your patients

[@SanctumZero]

Loving the hints at Rift lore in this one!

[@EphemeralRift]

SanctumZero Thank you! I try my best!

[@DrainedGaming]

+Ephemeral Rift TPPPP is a lamp?!

[@ThalinsGenohan]

+Canned Gaming Or perhaps the peculiar plastic pouch was placed on that particular lamp once it was plucked from the person plagued with that predicament?

[@DrainedGaming]

Woah

[@John-sz7vf]

Maybe there wouldn't be as many breakouts if you didn't leave things like hatchets in the rooms

[@fomod_]

true

[@emc8666]

but what is the fun in that?

[@JasperCaster03]

em c thank you

[@dansmudge135]

Does anyone else think he'd be a great James Bond villain...

[@robnickerson7819]

Sounds like an Agent from the Matrix lol

[@petergriffin1492]

Shaken, not shturred

[@petergriffin1492]

Cthulhu That's how Sean Connery says it

[@iiBadAsh]

I like the random objects on the shelves in the background. Organized, but still not quite where they belong. Very interesting. The effort you put into your videos shines through and never disappoints, that's for sure.

[@Enda680]

I don't know how it would work but seriously, if possible, PLEASE consider doing a collaboration with MassageASMR, that would be so insanely good :D

[@Nichotis]

Enda Gallagher I don't like collaboration, actualy i really hate it, but must admit , i would watch this one.

[@Tootsby]

Enda Gallagher Seems like two completely different styles of ASMR honestly.

[@chibiartist32]

Enda Gallagher YES

[@D3vious113]

Enda Gallagher Considering Dmitry was making references to a 'Dr. Clemmons' a while back, I think he'd be down. Would definitely be up for that collab. Has my vote, no question.

[@rootytooty9808]

Enda Gallagher That will be hard to arrange (in person at least) as MassageASMR is Australian, and lives in, well, Australia.

[@nicolewale888]

I feel like I'm being seduced at an extremely slow pace.

[@dom-fj1bq]

No what

[@Primaltreeman]

ER is a beast. Some channels are too conventional. Others are too experimental/weird in their creativity. ER successfully blends ASMR with engaging stories without ruining either the relaxation or entertainment.

[@taylorsampson3702]

"These inferior mortals" Looks like someone has been in contact with Loki.

[@MattMcloughlin]

I'm just so engrossed with all these characters and all this lore and the universe ER's created and the ones he's crossed over with, that getting the ASMR sensation has become secondary, I just want more stories and time with these characters now. The relaxation is just a bonus! :')

[@christianclark9536]

prince, next lifetime, mortals, YOU PREDICTED PRINCE'S DEATH

[@WanderingWhispers]

The cut on your head was from the mean spirited potato in room 4 huh?

[@Ariioch]

I literally was wondering if anyone else notived the cut. How did he get it do you think? (And i dont mean roleplay wise i mean i wonder what happened outside of youtube that gave him that cut)

[@shapetwist]

Tyler Hudson when youve got kids shit like that happens all the time, I caught a knee from my 4yo daughter in the eye... blackeye for a week

[@Misstamsyn100]

shapetwist I was literally crying to that comment, hope your eye is good now though!

[@serknight7769]

My seven year old brother gave our dad a black eye while wrestling

[@Platipisaver]

I think it would be cool if you did a video where we are in the perspective of a camera watching one of the prisoners while they attempt to escape or something

[@TheItalianOG]

It's weird to think I've watched ER's videos for 3 years now. Glad I was able to see how much you've grown as a channel Paul. Love your videos and wish you the best. :) -Trent

[@instantnoob]

Professor Clemmons is immortal! Thaaaaat explains everything.

[@dirtmonger97]

He seems like he would be a part of the SCP foundation. Maybe one of the OS.

[@Doomguard175]

In After Hours 2, the Professor gets a name plate with the SCP logo and looks over a few custom SCPs for the Foundation, but I can't remember if he mentions a rank. Also, Dr. Clemmons may or may not be SCP 049 (reports seem to vary).

[@PallahDaOracle]

What's SCP?

[@ragmority]

Pallah DaOracle google

[@TheMrrandomxbox]

***** Contact with SCP-049 always causes death. Considering that Clemmons frequently touches the patient and death never comes, that theory doesn't seem to hold much water, unfortunately.

[@Renamoose]

TheXMen1010 @26:50 Prof. Says he feasts off of negative thoughts and emotions.

[@_rcs]

I was already admiring how great this video was, and then you included hand movements 19 minutes it, didn't think it could get better but it did! I really enjoy those. Thanks for another brilliant production!

[@janisprincis1764]

ER,your acting skills ,without a specific scenario,are showing above,way above my expectations!! As always you are a great actor!!

[@bdpera]

Uncle E I've been watching your videos for it seems like years now. I rarely comment on any video but I thought I'd stop and say thank you for all the great videos. Your dedication and hard work never goes unnoticed. You by far are my favorite ASMRer, I hope you have a great day, friend.

[@mikaaoife6557]

Love the collection I have built but I am missing my model ships, space hamster and fish from the Normandy.

[@jamiewarren686]

Rift you're killing me. Give us a history of your world!!

[@EonTheBeast05]

your acting is just so surreal. It's so amazing to see your characters so alike yet so different at the same time. It's actually quite beautiful

[@redcain97]

This guy does so much work for his channel. Very few actually give a damn about the content they release. But he does so well. Keep doing what your doing!

[@freyduin9166]

Very nice touch with the professors final words as he is exiting the room being "Cthulhu Fhtagn".

[@GemmaSl]

I would love it if you could hear the hearts when putting on the stethoscope - be great ASMR

[@EphemeralRift]

Gemma Speht I've done that once or twice . I will try to remember to do it again next time

[@GemmaSl]

Thanks for replying! Yeah I had a vague memory of it happening once or twice before but I couldn't remember who had done it. I just remember loving it - tingle heaven. Didn't mean to be picky though this was an awesome video :) I actually started to fall asleep half way through and then kind of came in and out of sleep as he was asking if I wanted to be a hybrid, so it was like I was being drugged or hypnotised, dreamlike state - brilliant!

[@lightonsnow1]

Hard to relax with a huge axe in sight. Lol

[@norecuerdomisueno3468]

I swear there was a bunch of moments where there was a flash of an image, not long enough for me to really see but enough to get a "feel', emotionally for it. Yet every time I re wound there was nothing. I am either going crazy/blind or you're performing some interesting tricks ER. One of them in particular occurred after you said you wanted to try and trigger memories and such. I am spooked

[@therealsteph6581]

Your laugh is deliciously evil, and your voice is like chocolate melting over marshmallows. Lovely!

[@fortcats]

Had this video up for 3 days now. Every night I come home from work and I fall asleep within minutes upon watching it. I've made it my goal to finish this by tomorrow.

[@SuperrBills]

I want to see Professor Clemmons and Dr.Dmitri together.

[@bzakie2]

hobbes Yes put them at the edge of the same cliff.

[@thesteeb.1063]

So good Mr. Rift. Keep it up. This will always be my go-to ASMR channel!!!

[@justrandomginger]

That iPhone tapping was really tingly for me 10/10

[@Kali23Yuga]

I can't get enough of these Professor Clemmons video's.

[@TheASMRGamer]

I am glad you could pay me a visit, certainly relaxed me ;P

[@SlynchThePuppy]

When Prof. Clemmons mentioned human technology I immediately thought of "The Thing on the Doorstep". Still not particularly well versed in the Cthulhu mythos, but I've read that one.

[@JMaxchill]

When KZbin adds Oculus Rift support, ER will instantly start freaking me out :P

[@LetsASMR]

Hey Rift, Fallout 4 is announced and I was wondering will you do a play through of it? And thanks for this video right before Im about to go to bed! :)

[@killer2568istaken]

Love your channel!

[@dylanjames2608]

The question is, will YOU play Fallout 4? Lol I need a tally for all the times I see your comments :)

[@turbo111777]

Lets ASMR you better do one too!

[@LetsASMR]

Hahaha thanks guys I will forsure if you all want it cool seeing you all here too

[@petergriffin1492]

Ephemeral Massage Rift ASMR

[@wattman-music-archive]

The haters must not like RELAXATION

[@wattman-music-archive]

I'm not catching your drift

[@wattman-music-archive]

Robin Gilliver

[@SarcasticSyringe]

Yeah I just like to watch his videos to piece together this story and universe he's created

[@philchaser3018]

no ones hating da hell you talking about

[@piercelequine9696]

Either that or mesophonia

[@oliverhughes3224]

your creativity never ceases to impress me .

[@NaterPrice]

Screen transitions! I love seeing what new things you come up with.

[@skins4thewin]

I REALLY want to see Chris Crinkle again! Absolutely loved the Plastic Pouch Predicament vid where he got paid in Monopoly money, had pet Marshmallows and talked about monkey butt tickles lol. That whole vid has some of the funniest and most creative dialog of any video you've done thus far.

[@Max-jf8lr]

Is that a mini Groot I see in the background? :)

[@phynixnykole27]

This is beyond relaxation.. I don't even know how to describe how amazing I feel right now

[@Chinoxl186]

This video came out right as I was going to sleep. Perfect timing

[@tsrhodes7321]

I love the idea of all of your characters in the same universe, giving each other treatments, haircuts, delivering potatoes...

[@finnbillyard7653]

I love the little references and easter eggs you hide in your videos.

[@slimeystudiosgaming6015]

Doctor Who sonic screwdriver in the background, I love that show. And I also love your vids.

[@LalebKuke]

I love the Vault Boy Bobblehead on the shelf :) Great work ER!

[@2DnMe]

I won't lie, I've got the weirdest crush on Prof. Clemmons... And I did the fangirliest little squee when he said I was a prize~ *swoon* [[I gotta stop having crushes on these kindsa people]]

[@desmondmoonbear4143]

*What the hell* ?

[@sythe511]

This is one of the OG Clemmons chronicles™

[@ShiningStar726]

you put so much effort into your roleplay videos and they're amazing. you never fail to put me to sleep. thank you so much!

[@tatianaragland4007]

I truly do think that this man is truly TALENTED!! Like I feel like he should totally do more then just ASMR videos on KZbin but he should seriously be a actor on a tv show or movie. Or even a screen writer! He's too talented to not be seen behind just KZbin. #LOVEHIM another great video as always!

[@theauddity2364]

I've been waiting so long for something like this! Thanks, Uncle E! You're the best!

[@Willow76ny]

Staying up past my bedtime for my appointment with the Professor, and it's worth it!

[@ZIMBUTTERS]

The tapping on the two cups is amazing!

[@weespat]

Every time I get new headphones, your videos seem to get better. I'm on pair number 5, I believe. Bose Quietcomfort 25's are fantastic for listening to your videos.

[@michael6329]

I love how he can go from having a serious vid to a silly one or even special rift world stuff

[@frederikmortensen6321]

I dont understand why anyone would dislike, the man is just trying to help. By the way, thanks so much Rift :)

[@dewkernal1008]

A video of the tapping at 30:08 would be AMAZING

[@Unorthodox2049]

that transition was great

[@bearbear4030]

5 years later...that’s my doctor texting on her watch while I’m describing my symptoms. Then later reading in my chart notes I had I double mastectomy instead of a complete hysterectomy!

[@Vamilator7165]

How is it that everyone in the "rift world" uses those phones with a dial-ring (or whatever you call it) but Prof. Clemmons has a bloody Iphone?

[@meanguy1243]

+Anton Larsson ''In this lifetime''. Infer from that, what you will.

[@IchorMix]

It would be so amazing if you could do an ASMR video as the Collector from Guardians of the Galaxy =)

[@flixnchills]

This character has been one of my favourites for so long now.

[@uneverknow24]

I wish we had gotten a chance to use the sonic screwdriver. It looked like you were going to grab it a couple of times and I got excited!

[@Deception593]

I would love to see some Norse runes and knot work make an appearance on part of the lampshade. I think it would make a nice touch with the whole ancient cultures thing going on, albeit not quite as old.

[@3mapletrees]

Please, more wood block tapping. Thanks ER, love the sinister yet soothing professor.

[@ethanallen1393]

Had a rough night, this really helped. Thank you so much, I really appreciate your videos😊

[@mccauleyconor]

This is one of my favourites now. Consider doing like an hour of under the lamp type stuff! Blows my mind!

[@tygonmaster]

It is kind of interesting how much tapping on paper cups sounds like rain. Love it. Keep being awesome. ^_^

[@gb731]

2 Prof. Clemmons videos in 1 week?!? This is madness!

[@alneri7]

This is not MADNESS! THIS IS... yeah madness.

[@mattgallagher2186]

The macho man Randy savage brings the madness oh yeah dig it

[@serknight7769]

Madness?... THIS. IS. ASMRTA

[@willhodgetts3072]

It'd be pretty dope if you managed to do a video like reverse flashbacks or hallucinations in the future: same camera position etc. but fading in and out of this room with Clemmons and the room that's dolled up to look all spooky and abandoned with nobody else but the voices inside the subject's head... spooky tingles.

[@synthoelectro]

this is going to blow you away, get ready for it. For years I thought this man was none other than "Dmitri" they seem like the same person. And Dmitri is talented enough to do it.

[@wilwinslett6618]

I have that same model phone in my house, Ive had it for like 30 years or something. Havent seen any others ANYWHERE so I thought that was pretty cool.

[@monneybby6906]

When will there be a close up whispering video? (ear to ear) , and thank you this was quite relaxing to listen to

[@3mapletrees]

I like the mortar and pestle part around 30 mins. Tap tingles.

[@sarahbear270]

I love the lore in your videos! Really sets them apart from other ASMRtists' stuff.

[@nailaoball]

"May I come in for a moment?" *stays for an entire hour* lol :)

[@DanB7942]

RIP Prince

[@hobo.violin7595]

last week there were around 65k views I replayed this video so many times that I feel those +5k recent views might be mine...

[@ShockinglyRandom94]

Professor Clemmons always vaguely reminds me of The G Man from Half-Life. Great work! :)

[@austinkloth8072]

I hope that Dr. Prince is a Phoenician Sailor reference!!

[@LegendEricJi]

ER is the 14th Doctor. I knew it.

[@limlam8584]

wuuw WEEEW WOUUUUW

[@Aesc520]

What you need is a ominous song in the background that's just faint enough, but intense enough to give off the vibe of th character. That would be interesting

[@pine7894]

Anyone else immediately think of Sanji when he said Mr.Prince? Its most likely just a happy accident but still it made me laugh.

[@jukeboxromeo4864]

still one of the best.

[@MonsterMisunderstood]

The hand gestires were really nice

[@1blackone]

Awesome! I love it! -I thought Dr. Clemmons was talking to Clarence Prince aka SCP-2445-A, until he called him "Doctor Prince"-

[@mattgallagher2186]

I thought he meant prince as in purple rain prince

[@charles8817]

+Matt Gallagher RIP in peace prince

[@idea_generator]

Wow! I just seemingly figured out the whole thing. 41:28 and forth there's a line "Ah, I see you have your favorite cutting mat" (pointing to the mat lying on the table behind). Soooo it's me, twin hearted cyborg who was in cell 333. It must have been a security record of some sort then. Man, you're insane (positively)!

[@cobiwilliams]

But the cutting mat belongs to professor clemmons! That's the person in cell 333, I believe.

[@idea_generator]

Sooo... Maybe cutting mats in this particular reality are like towels in HHGTTG?)))

[@Maloman05]

I thought the cutting mat belonged to "mr. Clemmons"?

[@MrChaos500]

There is an old video where Clemons is in a bath robe and has a cutting mat. In that video he also repeats "would you like to see my cutting may" so most people now believe the theory that Clemons has multiple personalities and flickers in and out of sanity all the time.

[@idea_generator]

MrChaos Yeah, yeah, I've seen that video later than this one we're chatting at. Looks like there're 3 "Clemmons" in this universe - plague doctor, "Mr" AND "Dr"... Otherways it makes no sense at all... Oh, wait! Zero also makes a bit, nonsense is some sense either. Ahahahaahaha hahahahah would you like to see my cutting mat? Let me just bring it to webcam...

[@ryanradlinski]

DUDE OH MY GOD MY HEADPHONES WERE FREAKING OUT FOR LIKE 5 MINS AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE VIDEO

[@asmrrelaxationstation]

This is awesome! love your work man :D Learned so much! Please keep them coming I can not wait for more!! :)

[@sidblue]

Great character. Very relaxing!