@@CWINDOWSsystem32 Exactly. He fixed it himself by adding the consent part. The main reason that beastiality is fucked up, even if it's legal where you live, is because animals are completely incapable of giving any form of consent or even comprehending what consent is.
@AprilOlig2 жыл бұрын
"I sold 16 kids and made MAD bank" 😭 I laughed so hard I wasn't even sleepy anymore
@Zenith-zx4sv2 жыл бұрын
me too bro, me too.
@tripleskittlez2 жыл бұрын
Tstamp?
@reformsora20682 жыл бұрын
Around 7:05 is when the bit starts
@galaxycatzzz2 жыл бұрын
@@tripleskittlez it’s at 7:20 :-)
@bencallender50612 жыл бұрын
Looks like he almost laughed too
@PenleyIsLost2 жыл бұрын
The father we didn’t deserve but the father we needed.
@Cheers_2_You2 жыл бұрын
so true 💙
@benzinc5822 жыл бұрын
@@m0-m0597 unfortunately my father is the one up in the morb heavens. Dr Micheal Morbius. We must pray to the one true morber. And remember my friend. It’s always morbin time.
@Millerofmac-rip2 жыл бұрын
nah i think i deserve a dad
@PlasmaAsthmaOG2 жыл бұрын
@@dixienormus-6916 he morbed on us too hard
@sadflix87542 жыл бұрын
@@catherinemartin1957 no, you probably just morbed for the first time, it’s a very surreal feeling that only those who’ve morbed can understand
@ridd44952 жыл бұрын
I have never heard anyone say, “goodnow” but I feel as if I have been enlightened in the way and art of greeting someone
@dirtbones36942 жыл бұрын
I really hope this is your first ER video
@the_manchovie17952 жыл бұрын
@@catherinemartin1957 better than the marvel one
@WaterDragonGames42 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Ephemeral Rift community. Goodnow.
@3k1662 жыл бұрын
@@catherinemartin1957 facts
@emmalynnr6310 Жыл бұрын
I had the same thought. I’m new here
@justfornucs2 жыл бұрын
"Don't pay your taxes" - the best advice.
@averagejoe83582 жыл бұрын
If the taxman comes to the door, call the police immediately.
@justfornucs2 жыл бұрын
@@averagejoe8358 lets be honest, cops would probably help the taxman
@ffwast2 жыл бұрын
@@justfornucs he's just talking about making it a target rich environment.
@anusmcgee41502 жыл бұрын
@@justfornucs The cops would simply break down your front door and shoot you then lie to the media about it.
@ffwast2 жыл бұрын
@@joltfungus4422 Tax evasion is always morally correct,you are the evil one here.
@marrriiaa8952 жыл бұрын
“SPEND THAT SHIT BRUH” I felt that in my soul 🤣
@spookmusic12712 жыл бұрын
when does he say this i wanna hear it
@spookmusic12712 жыл бұрын
@@theh0pester929 thanks
@dakotabrown85812 жыл бұрын
Hearing uncle rift refer to making money as “mad bank” feels like me when I finally hit that mid life crisis stage.
@andrewhilbert4790 Жыл бұрын
Came here to sleep, left so inspired i took every drug imaginable, dropped out of school, and procreated with 52 different species of animal! Never been more fulfilled in my life! Thanks dad 😎👍
@cosmo13552 жыл бұрын
This man really said “never let them know your next move”
@PomadaGaming Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@zoebaggins902 жыл бұрын
I would definitely take advice from a dad wearing a flamingo shirt.
@Dan2809742 жыл бұрын
scp 173 is in the amount of likes in this comment
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
and thus, Florida came to be
@dirankomorov2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately as a security guard I often have to stay awake for over 24hrs (my record is 44hrs now) because my relief doesn't show up/calls off etc. To stay awake I recommend anything with phenylalanine (like diet Sunkist, some off-brand energy drinks), it works much better than caffeine for me.
@echo89332 жыл бұрын
I reccomend any of that and whatever placebo you can get. I don't have an overly demanding job, but I have two jobs and for a while didnt have a car, so I was regularly staying up for over two days. I can say whatever you use, you gotta BELIEVE that this drink or whatever is the thing that will get you through
@julianfahrenschon39022 жыл бұрын
As a landscaper, the one thing I can say human's need are spare penises and testicles. Usually hospitals have those in the outback medical dumpsters; feel free to explore!
@CAPTTIGHT2302 жыл бұрын
Sorry you have to stay up so late...but also bad channel to type about staying up lol
@HexFire03lmao2 жыл бұрын
Lawsuit time
@dirankomorov2 жыл бұрын
@@HexFire03lmao not really, it's pretty standard across the security profession because of the worker shortages
@kenzicore2 жыл бұрын
After hearing “your body, your choice” advice: Oh this can’t be the worst advice! After hearing “Production of Offspring” advice: You know what nevermind. Quit while I’m ahead
@kiri76782 жыл бұрын
I thought the title was a joke and Rift was gonna actually be serious. Nope.
@roboticartist27932 жыл бұрын
Gotta hear the rest before jumping off that cliff.... not literally
@thatoneguy12ize2 жыл бұрын
Lol you fell for it too easily
@anusmcgee41502 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the airport, you don’t have to announce your departure
@comeatmebro81202 жыл бұрын
@@roboticartist2793 Or maybe literally if you want to. Your body, your choice
@jbygrove39122 жыл бұрын
This should be called “ephemeral rift tries to get cancelled for an hour”
@kilgoretrout32 жыл бұрын
Can't be canceled if you don't engage in social media and work by yourself
@DDunc10202 жыл бұрын
Shut up with that canceled brainwashed bullshit
@mangoman1096 Жыл бұрын
Can’t be canceled if you sleep with and then drug anyone who tries to cancel you.
@zeekhoron95465 ай бұрын
You know this comment really didn't age well
@nicholas86902 жыл бұрын
"you mean coitus?" - Dude Easily the most hilarious ASMR I've ever heard. Kinda hard to sleep when you're wiping away tears of laughter.
@adelinepotter16612 жыл бұрын
i still desperately need a fatherly hug from this man.
@tb65162 жыл бұрын
Same here man
@Donut-pi2ti Жыл бұрын
you said that four months ago, almost half a year, still need it?
@fffboil Жыл бұрын
@@Donut-pi2ti its been a year, do you think he still needs it?
@fl0wfull2 жыл бұрын
16:10 That quote actually convinced me
@grantelliott42832 жыл бұрын
Uncle E, I want to thank you for helping me through these last 10 months. It’s been rough, but watching your videos always felt like I had a another friend with me in those tough times. I truly can’t begin to tell you how much I appreciate the amount of time and effort you put into your videos. Thank you for the Laughs and Comfort you’ve brought me these last 3 years. Thank you Uncle E for your help ( P.S. I really love the cryptography videos and if you ever have the chance to update your Spotify playlists I know it would be greatly appreciated.)
@schwoondoggle2 жыл бұрын
@Illgiveyourwifeanal To make you a man I know what's more sad, and it's you. It's you for trying (and failing) to make fun of this poor guy who's obviously had it rough recently. I'm sorry to the original commentor. I don't know what happened to you but I hope it's better now.
@marshallgrabill93752 жыл бұрын
@Illgiveyourwifeanal To make you a man Don't use words like whom when saying such stupid shit. My wife's waiting on you too don't be too long now
@Strato-s2 жыл бұрын
@@schwoondoggle you made him delete his comment nice
@schwoondoggle2 жыл бұрын
@@Strato-s lol
@Taireyn2 жыл бұрын
7:20 “I made mad bank” Went into a quick midnight laughing fit there
@latehateisme16322 жыл бұрын
I feel like if I fall asleep to this, I’ll be a bad father when I have children!
@theunicornzombie21382 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what it is but this guy is somehow the most cool, serious and at the same time hilarious man I know and I just find myself smiling while watching most videos he’s posting from time to time. Rly aprecheate u ER
@ethangrobb6532 жыл бұрын
I'm a new father to my newborn. She's 2 weeks old. Perfect timing for this video
@meatballsander2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the baby!
@ladyjaz68172 жыл бұрын
Congratulations 🥳 time flies with them take it all in
@generic_tough_guy.48302 жыл бұрын
She'll make a great paycheck.
@Chris-sandlin2 жыл бұрын
@@generic_tough_guy.4830 Lmfao.
@laughablefebruary14th2 жыл бұрын
sell her, according to father rift you’ll make mad bank
@mrfrivolusfr84822 жыл бұрын
I forgot the premise of the video until you got the the zoophilia and it completely blindsided me. Very funny and relaxing as usual.
@Louinmaarse2 жыл бұрын
The « fornication » got me laughing so hard
@evilcruel11122 жыл бұрын
the father we wanted but never had
@BJSSJ52 жыл бұрын
I had a father
@Millerofmac-rip2 жыл бұрын
didnt need to get personal
@Donut-pi2ti Жыл бұрын
@BJSSJ5 *had* a father
@samgeorge14522 жыл бұрын
It started with fairly okay advice so I kinda tuned out and then the zoophilia came and I nearly choked.
@egalitarian-rex2 жыл бұрын
@Sam George, Same here! When he stipulated “with consent” I was slayed.
@VirginHolyFire2 жыл бұрын
One father’s worst is another kids best …this is the best advice a foster kid like me has ever gotten from a dad‼️😊
@ciprianpopa15032 жыл бұрын
What about the other dads?
@amided38162 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@GregLemons2 жыл бұрын
It’s so sad that Satan doesn’t care about his 9876th born… 😢 my heart goes out to you
@quantumblur_3145 Жыл бұрын
@@GregLemonspardon?
@GregLemons Жыл бұрын
@@quantumblur_3145 He used to have like satans child as his username and PFP I think, something along those lines but he changed it
@pixlepizza37902 жыл бұрын
The fact this video had some actualy good advice truly suprised me, the title undersold this video
@balboatarandino2 жыл бұрын
This a video for BASED people
@Mystery-ASMR2 жыл бұрын
Reminders for everyone 🤍 - stay hydrated - get enough sleep - be thankfull for everything - say I love you to your family - talk with your friends - do your homeworks - take a shower - and smile! :)
@graysonofthewood37472 жыл бұрын
Also don't forget to fornicate as much as possible (even with animals) and sell your children for profit. /s
@thefelon8027 Жыл бұрын
You forgot one - commit genocide
@TheWorhik2 жыл бұрын
If this were a real father i think you'd be happy he would get some milk
@balboatarandino2 жыл бұрын
This world is so messed up that his advices are often based and unironically wise lmao
@benzinc5822 жыл бұрын
Honestly at least he seems like a fun dad
@PomadaGaming Жыл бұрын
@@balboatarandino the ones in this video? No the rest go without saying
@drageus90592 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: we are looking at a robot programmed to play the role “father”. If you need advice, place a coin in his left thumb and he will start up, and after performing his monologue, he powers down to save up power through the day
@bliss35992 жыл бұрын
Lowkey wanna see a video of good fatherly advice now Edit: sorry to my 201st like, I stole 200th. Suck it lmao
@cchasedownn2 жыл бұрын
Same
@darkstar43152 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Taireyn Жыл бұрын
I wanna see even worse advice
@samuraienggine2 жыл бұрын
since his greatest worst asmr video ever i'm always thinking at the beginning of a new video "let's put on a fake smile to pretend we actually enjoying this shit" 😂 i will never forget that, i love it~ 🤘
@personisme35562 жыл бұрын
Thanks! This really helped me in many ways of life, which allowed me to eventually allowed me to travel through time and space indefinitely, so thank you very much!
@cameronebeling30712 жыл бұрын
9:09 Rift just casually looking down at what drugs he has with him to lift them off
@KrakenMusti12 жыл бұрын
あなたは私が知っている中で最も奇妙で、最もランダムで自然な人です。リフトありがとう!
@brandonhoskins13942 жыл бұрын
the fact that he doesn't force you but really convinces you into doing these things
@brandonhoskins13942 жыл бұрын
is awsome
@dudeness532 жыл бұрын
I never really met my birth father other then a couple talks on the phone and him in and out of my life when I was very young. You seem like you’d make a fun dad being that you are so educated and interesting. I have a step dad now and he is a great father figure for me being that I’m in my early 20’s and have many different issues. He doesn’t have first hand experience with a lot of it but he’s there and that’s all I want, it’s crazy how knowing that somebody really caring about you and loving you makes a difference. All the best uncle E
@averagejoe83582 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Strato-s2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you have a good father figure despite the circumstances
@RichardDavidHodges2 жыл бұрын
we now need a shirt that says “the future is a scam” PLEASE
@tigrex36222 жыл бұрын
Now i can proudly say that ive met someone who gives worse advice than my uncle,and thats a LOT to say about a guy who recommended me to drop school and become a vtuber lol
@Ben.N2 жыл бұрын
Tf your uncle a weeb?
@janitorjerryreignkyan51012 жыл бұрын
I mean ... If it works, it works
@hughjanos39922 жыл бұрын
based uncle
@cooldude-mi9wz2 жыл бұрын
Unbased uncle
@adderon2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Remus
@lydialuvs2 жыл бұрын
ER: "you can have formication with however many people you'd like!" Me: "oh this advice isnt bad!" ER: "including animals" Me: "O" 🤣🤣
@grayghost56362 жыл бұрын
“Whether it be coffee, nutmeg, heroin…” That escalated quickly.
@matthewloveridge92862 жыл бұрын
“spend that shit bruh” 💀🤣
@randylahey40192 жыл бұрын
Things I never thought I’d hear ER say for $1000 please😂
@Pyxis102 жыл бұрын
I just got to that line when I read this. 😆
@shigeo65252 жыл бұрын
I will live by these advices until my dad returns with the milk
@user-in4nr4cd5v2 жыл бұрын
do they comeback from the sky? btw,mine died😶
@shigeo65252 жыл бұрын
@@justanotherrandomaccount5920 i don't want no expired milk
@startaster8062 жыл бұрын
I have covid and haven’t been able to see my dad for the past few weeks because of it so this is so nice even if it’s silly and unpractical advice :)
@AWeirdLisa2 жыл бұрын
Aw, this is sweet. Hope you get well soon!!
@viragogemini74032 жыл бұрын
You are not boring in any way but you still manage to make us sleep. Now that's what I call skill!
@justasnail28782 жыл бұрын
I’m about to be a dad soon and I will be using all of this advice. Thank you Uncle E. well now great Uncle E.
@fitchyyboi2 жыл бұрын
Good man. Congrats
@RvsM694202 жыл бұрын
Lmao old (jk congrats)
@thecrow93622 жыл бұрын
This video was so helpful, I was having a psychotic episode tonight and your voice is good and familiar and helped me calm down, thank you for all the videos Uncle E
@veronicatorres873762 жыл бұрын
Shit Germany hope shit gets better for you
@firewarrior58282 жыл бұрын
The best advice my Dad has ever given to me is how to not be like him.
@Nikyukuro2 жыл бұрын
same
@Strato-s2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that man
@RomasiaAsmr5 ай бұрын
This is in my top three for favorite videos, ever. Literally so funny, this type of humor is straight gold. The seriousness in the presentation of the topics is so real, seriously well done 😂👏🏼 “Just sell your kids… I made mad bank.” “Living on the streets, that’s pretty much your goal” “Send them back with a letter, some hate mail”
@McGuire406952 жыл бұрын
20:25 "Bills were made to not be paid." Bud, just give me my money. I need to go start a ponzi scheme
@alexmartinez58592 жыл бұрын
This was obviously recorded on Opposite Day in the universe that it was recorded in, meaning that everything he’s saying is actually truthful.
@miku_maui2 жыл бұрын
This was so funny when you said "spend that shit bruh" had me dead
@SlizaButt Жыл бұрын
Why does this seem like something I’d dream of while sleeping in school, not just from bad advice, but from the random “modern lingo”
@trevorphilips73482 жыл бұрын
One can't stress enough how important the consent for fornication is. A guy tried to 'sting' a bee without her consent, but instead he ended up stung by bees in a threesome. Don't be that guy.
@D.J.JoeyGstyleVidz2 жыл бұрын
We all know what type of father he is really portraying perfectly.
@psyqhopathic Жыл бұрын
why is nobody talking about how he straight up said "Oh yeah have sex with animals idc lol"
@kenny9952 жыл бұрын
I was almost asleep until I heard "even with animals", my eyes shot open!
@Cannsanity-2 жыл бұрын
"my motto is, if you want to do drugs, do drugs" Hell yeah, thanks dad!
@marinab1062 жыл бұрын
Ok, I was having a crappy day and thought I'd relax...🤣now my stomach hurts. Gold. 🌹👍
@tannerkim_2 жыл бұрын
This is such great advice for a young fellar like myself
@whoevencaresbra-59902 жыл бұрын
Ikr I started having unprotected sex with everyone I meet while high on every drug 😂
@benzinc5822 жыл бұрын
@@whoevencaresbra-5990 don’t forget if you accidentally get someone pregnant just simply sell the baby and buy more drugs
@anilkumaradithya61152 жыл бұрын
@@benzinc582 lmao 😂😂
@scrubthedub692 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this video piece by piece to listen to all the fatherly advice and tingly ASMR before I fall asleep every time
@robynlynch49922 жыл бұрын
I would totally let you be my dad lol! I love your humour and quirkiness 🤣💖 Btw, when are you going to be doing dark souls, blood borne etc again? I love the way you give the characters personalities and backgrounds, old corvus in a wheelchair from old yarnham is one of my favourites 🤣
@ferytggtr Жыл бұрын
Probably the only ASMRtist with a funny comment section.
@ishikawa70772 жыл бұрын
Probably some of the advice I've ever received
@aidan43242 жыл бұрын
This video is quite honestly outrageously comedic and just funny. I don't know how you have the mental integrity to say what you did without just braking down into laughter.
@nocturne.nocturnal2 жыл бұрын
28:18 how you managed to say that while keeping a straight face is beyond me, that was hilarious
@the_manchovie17952 жыл бұрын
I have a math exam tomorrow but Uncle E's advice on "fuck school" has eased my anxiety very muchly
@kiki378811 ай бұрын
“r word is just as bad as the n word” 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
@Jesty.r11 ай бұрын
Aged like milk
@emilerhard41892 жыл бұрын
Since my father never talked about these things I'll take these advices by heart. And his reasoning is also very logical. Thanks for the video🙏
@Nscorpion52482 жыл бұрын
TFW we have people today who genuinely hold this worldview
@moreorless87112 жыл бұрын
This was very comforting to me since I’m unable to see my dad in a daily like I used to do this helped me when I was missing him even if some of the advices made me chuckle
@thelemon00012 жыл бұрын
I've been sleeping through school plenty already, and I've never worked a day in my life. And I'm doing just fine! In all seriousness, yes that's all true. Because contrary to what they tell you, how important it is to get a job is entirely based on where you live. There are places where you simply don't need to and still live better than 99.999% of the world, purely because of the random circumstance of where you were born.
@rickyjiggens21802 жыл бұрын
People who are doing bad don't know that they're doing bad having no responsibilities and no reason to seek goals makes you worthless nobody enjoys being worthless you have a very very poorly thought-out opinion
@thelemon00012 жыл бұрын
I'm quite aware that it's not that simple. I live entirely on disability benefits, which where I live is the equivalent of slightly above minimum wage. But by comparison to something like the UK, it's quite wealthy. Though I am physically feeble--entirely because of my own life choices--and often quite depressed, I know fully well that it has literally nothing to do with genetics or abuse, but because of the fact that I simply have it too easy. In other words, my own conceited perspective on life is strained through the incredibly narrow view of someone who has never struggled in his life, and I am fully aware I have absolutely no right to proclaim what is or isn't easy about anything.
@elizabethjohnson86622 жыл бұрын
@@thelemon0001 I wonder if you're in therapy? I'm glad you're getting by, and I don't think you're worthless just because you're not contributing to society in traditional ways; there are lots of ways to be valuable to the people around you. Still, you don't sound happy with your life or yourself; I hope you're working on that.
@rickyjiggens21802 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethjohnson8662 wow you are a joke I didn't say anything about contributing to society people with brains like yours see a word you don't like such as worthless and your ability to understand information drops by about 75% it's genuinely pathetic like watching a rabbit get caught in a snare and then freaked out and jump all over the place
@thelemon00012 жыл бұрын
I tried it once, but unfortunately when you're on benefits you don't choose your therapist, you get it assigned to you by the state. Meaning he is a state employee, underpaid and indifferent. I wasn't going sit on a couch for 30 minutes a week listening to a guy quoting the therapist's manual at me and then not remember my name the next time. Sure I could just try a private therapist, but they charge you an arm and a leg. Ultimately I got over the majority of my mental issues after some years, by realizing that there is no real misery but my perception of it. I have enough money to eat well, I'm left well alone and I don't have to waste years of my life on the horrendous school system which up here is one of the worst in europe. I only lacked a reason to get up in the morning, and I got that now. So I'm fine really.
@janitorjerryreignkyan51012 жыл бұрын
3:06 Damn, I didn't know ER cursed. I like him even more now
@benzinc5822 жыл бұрын
He cursed a lot on his podcast but he deleted those videos. Hopefully they return soon.
@Brandon-tz5pn2 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing. I have a son that's gonna be born next month. Im taking notes.
@grantelliott42832 жыл бұрын
Congrats!
@Brandon-tz5pn2 жыл бұрын
@@grantelliott4283 ty
@masterbates3422 жыл бұрын
Congratulations
@amided38162 жыл бұрын
"If it ain't your first and you need some cash. Don't hesitate to throw that kid in the trash" or you can just sell the kid to make mad bank.
@aforasmr8072 жыл бұрын
As someone with no father present during my childhood - this is the video i’ve been needing.
@KamiakHD2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting ER to gift us the knowledge of nothing but an acquired gift is a good gift too
@JoeMcShmoeTV2 жыл бұрын
16:05 @Ephemeral Rift is the funniest ASMR KZbinr I could think of.
@jonaspen2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a bad Ron Swanson advice session, but it's good in it's own way
@Sapphosroommate Жыл бұрын
When there’s a niche video idea I know Mr.Rift will pull through
@that_forest_fae Жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be like "how to tie a tie" level of advice but damn
@N0tCreat1ve342 жыл бұрын
When he said “F*ck school” I FELT THAT 😂😔
@Byzie2good2 жыл бұрын
can we get a best advice video?
@SevenEllen2 жыл бұрын
That could be as sweet as it would be soothing, knowing Rift. ^_^
@fire_starter32572 жыл бұрын
My favorite line is "The future is a scam." Damn right it is.
@luvuyojuta97212 жыл бұрын
Did ER just advise me for straight one hour then at the ebd said I shouldn't take non of it. This man is genius 🤝😆
@TrapperT Жыл бұрын
Never new that Human trafficking was in fatherly advice but I'll roll with it
@drakecarter17802 жыл бұрын
Excellent examples of sarcasm and satire.
@TheGamerfjortis2 жыл бұрын
KZbin autoplay started and I didnt check the video title, was quite surprised with what he was saying..
@tothedark53842 жыл бұрын
I hate how there are some people who would argue that this advice is actually good.
@Se--Se2 жыл бұрын
Him talking about video games: "...even if it interrupts your sleep." Me watching this at 3 am: ah yes, indeed
@SandwichLord422 жыл бұрын
the politician line got me, ur shit is great man
@bramblepaw59 Жыл бұрын
Any time I miss my dad I watch this video. I could just text him but this advice is probably better
@ThisSplookii2 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: Your dad tries to explain life without sounding stupid ASMR
@maxzilla53542 жыл бұрын
"spend that shit bruh" fucking blew me away holy shit
@mclmrtn2 жыл бұрын
LMAO, as a father, I can't wait to listen to this later before bed.
@kiryukazuma80892 жыл бұрын
I listen to this every night on repeat in order to better mold myself into the peak father using this great advice!
@dedowo40362 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the advice! I'm already rich from selling all 14 of my kids. I also sold my wife!
@dreamofyouandi2 жыл бұрын
Could you do an equivalent video to this where you give completely serious fatherly advice?
@TheDamino2 жыл бұрын
Another ironically bad video that will undoubtedly become unironically a classic on this channel. This is the way
@synyster_gaitas2 жыл бұрын
In the beggining I didn't see the "Worst" part in the title and was starting to become a little alarmed (to say the least) with your fatherly advise xD Thank god I finally saw the title, but that shit was hilarious xD