Sam, an order was just added to the terminal. This one is unique, you'll have to deliver a set of items to 'Sleep-Deepman'. A conesiour of relaxation, he plans on utilizing these items for the purposes of 'ASMR' an old world technique of calming one's self and others. The UCA is in a time of stress, Sam, we need him connected to the network if we plan on rebuilding America. *e-mail added: Heartman: "ASMR and online stress relief"
@Kuz-5 жыл бұрын
Damn, well written.
@aidengeneralaide5 жыл бұрын
-cut to sam passed out half way through/
@Dravis01015 жыл бұрын
this is the best short story i have ever read
@astrowind28735 жыл бұрын
Sleep-Deepman is super creative
@groovysnake66645 жыл бұрын
If you've played the game, you just read this in his voice
@toniahtiainen68395 жыл бұрын
Er: Well look who it is, legend of the legends. Me: reverse card
@w1z4rd995 жыл бұрын
Guy from Finland I was ganna like your comment, but it had 69 likes so I resisted
@toniahtiainen68395 жыл бұрын
@@w1z4rd99 😂
@Eligib1lity5 жыл бұрын
@dleifteH semaJ No u
@captainobvious67795 жыл бұрын
Guy from Finland No u
@Eligib1lity5 жыл бұрын
@@captainobvious6779 no u
@focalpoint._5 жыл бұрын
Imagine Sam sitting there in silence, blank faced as The Relaxer goes on about this for 1 hour.
@madhatt3r935 жыл бұрын
Knowing sam, he blacked out after 10 minutes and slept lmao
@wec23645 жыл бұрын
Totally in character. He'd back away everytime the dude moves his hands too.
@Bloodfangmh5 жыл бұрын
(Rift 30 minuets in) REALAXATION ( sam scared that his hands are moving ) (BB) starts freaking out
@groovysnake66645 жыл бұрын
Sam has got to be the most stoic game mc
@Batsquid_5 жыл бұрын
Now *that’s* a Kojima cutscene
@wikern70105 жыл бұрын
Send your calmest delivery boy:
@michellehingston11185 жыл бұрын
No send your best calming delivery boy please
@ListenerDB5 жыл бұрын
No send your calmingest mail boy
@HxTrEmEcHaOs5 жыл бұрын
It's crazy impressive how Uncle E can integrate himself into literally any world and have it make sense.
@wolsin97875 жыл бұрын
Because your still thinking he his not in every reality?
@crinklyonion14102 жыл бұрын
That’s because unlike a lot of other asmr KZbinrs, he does not make himself the main character, he is fine with being an NPC.
@johnmivule-novabow81435 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST DELIVERY MAN to exist LET'S gooooo RIFT
@astrobookwormsinger5 жыл бұрын
I think we're the delivery person...
@aumdesai92335 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we are the delivery man.....
@emilydesrosiers90345 жыл бұрын
@Elliot Skinner Customer? lol
@Star048975 жыл бұрын
does he mean as in delivery of videos? Like he makes them in quantity with quality?
@cthulhu57025 жыл бұрын
I had to swim all the way from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to deliver this. But same day delivery is a feature of R'lyeh Prime.
@jamesrollison15995 жыл бұрын
Come a long way since Skyrim
@endermage775 жыл бұрын
Surely you could just send a few of the cultist lackeys instead that are always following you around?
@cthulhu57025 жыл бұрын
@@endermage77 I could but that would be like saying do want the job done or do you want the job done to perfection?
@marxjester98025 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin. How’s Dave doing? Also, how can I subscribe to that?
@subscribefornoreasonplease52674 жыл бұрын
Uhluhtc liah lla
@HaiderAli-uv6ib5 жыл бұрын
I got caught up between the Rifts so that’s why I was late
@TheOneGodofMadness5 жыл бұрын
Fair enough
@rossanderson41565 жыл бұрын
Damn where did you end up bro?
@HaiderAli-uv6ib5 жыл бұрын
Ross Anderson oh just the Key Salesman’s spaceship
@boopsboops76925 жыл бұрын
Me too! Just saw the toads from Mario do something and real toads flying
@brendanrichardson61355 жыл бұрын
That damned blue shell.......... *Horrific Flashback*
@ibecaringtoomuch5 жыл бұрын
See’s crying stressed women on the sidewalk. *Throws hand grenade*
@umbra_cura41584 жыл бұрын
Nice
@biggboi80094 жыл бұрын
What else would he do
@justThisFool5 жыл бұрын
He could be in the actual game and wouldn't be out of place.
@EldritchImagination5 жыл бұрын
True
@thetrashypistachi41625 жыл бұрын
yes
@WaterDragonGames43 жыл бұрын
We need a petition for this EPHERMIAL RIFT DLC WHEN
@funkygothhat5 жыл бұрын
"A highly sought after item, once belonging to professor clemons himself"-E "Oh my god is it the cutting mat"-me *pulls out cutting mat* *crowd goes wild*
@dramasound89705 жыл бұрын
Video start: "well look at this ! If it isn’t the legend of legend’s" Me: *"Well that will be a great video !"*
@dylannichollph19345 жыл бұрын
Sums up death stranding as a whole really
@cayotavares76755 жыл бұрын
like just for the name
@JuniperF3 жыл бұрын
Leaves out the stress of premium timed orders though... Most stressful part of the game
@tycm7055 жыл бұрын
I want to imagine Sam is just stuck in this hour long cutscene and he’s just standing there with that neutral look on his face. Us the player not wanting to skip because if we do we will miss that good world building.
@aestheticstorm47713 жыл бұрын
"Good world building"
@brightdrake_99925 жыл бұрын
“Sam, thanks to the help of Sleep-Deepman and his relaxation methods in the Chiral Network, everyone across the UCA has been sleeping and unwinding a lot better. We even get less and less oxytocin delivery orders. But that’s not all, if you ever feel like catching a couple ZZZs out there while in the Chiral Network, you can tune in to Sleep-Deepman’s session to help you rest. It’ll make a half hour nap feel like 3 hours. Give it a try sometime.” *PING PING PING* “Sam, Deadman here. Upon further study into ASMR relaxation methods, Bridge Babies appear to be especially sensitive to this phenomenon. That means that as long as you’re in the Chiral Network, your BB’s pod will play Sleep-Deepman’s recordings to calm it down when stressed. Just rock it back and forth like you usually would and it’ll play an ASMR recording instead of the standard lullaby feature. Soon it’ll feel better in no time! Good luck out there!”
@ohhfubzei37295 жыл бұрын
18:33 that editing was smooth
@unorthibox4 жыл бұрын
Orgasmic
@g0blingirll5 жыл бұрын
Amazed you actually went and did an asmr on this 😂 the game has a serious relax vibe when you’re just doing standard deliveries I could walk around for days 😍
@samsherrington74235 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Weird how a game gets so much hate nowadays, for being different. 🤷♂️
@youareaspook58975 жыл бұрын
@@samsherrington7423 i think that its just because people are used to games catering to low attention spans - short periods of exposition, followed by action action action for the next hour or so - i like death stranding because imo its more a "great journey" game than an action game (imo its sorta supposed to be watched like a movie rather than played in a traditional way) - it is to most videogames what the LoTR books are to LoTR: shadow of mordor
@usernamepassword2363 жыл бұрын
@@youareaspook5897 or like the telltale games i honestly love the games you are referencing in this comment but i also love death stranding its one of my favorite games
@Movel05 жыл бұрын
"Rift, we want you to go west."
@Fun_Syz5 жыл бұрын
I went through like 6 babies to get these damn boxes here “next-day delivery” shipping you better give me 5 stars service rating
@ShadyShadok5 жыл бұрын
@Jordan Moore actually it's cool they aren't babys they are BB's
@sandyshaker32505 жыл бұрын
How you go through bbs?. Iv only had the one.
@somedude21514 жыл бұрын
He means Bridge Babies or something
@vostypzl5 жыл бұрын
We NEED a The Witcher ASMR video.
@TheHughgee5 жыл бұрын
Vesemir rift teaching about monsters would be amazing ngl
@Weirdaman5 жыл бұрын
@@TheHughgee slow flasks tapping
@notsocrazytank7074 жыл бұрын
Well, there are quite a bit of them. I watched the one where Geralt plays Gwent, while forcing you to pay for telling about a whatever card you throw on the table
@zachboydston95804 жыл бұрын
Phoenician Sailor has a pretty awesome Geralt roleplay iirc.
@danishbutter18474 жыл бұрын
and make it take place in one of the Tavern's guest rooms.
@comradeeighteightseven67755 жыл бұрын
Kojima must invite you as chiral artist next time!!!
@airsoftcheese26783 жыл бұрын
About that-
@nobledamask5 жыл бұрын
32:34 Haven't played Death Stranding, so I don't know if this is from the game or Rift's idea, but either way the idea of using timefall to age alcoholic drinks is brilliant.
@stocchinet5 жыл бұрын
it's from the game, they use timefall to grow weat very fast to make food and beer
@youareaspook58975 жыл бұрын
@@stocchinet they couldve also used it for quick- repopulation - put those BBs out in the timefall for a quick second and youd have an adult that is reaching maturity
@stocchinet5 жыл бұрын
@@youareaspook5897 That sounds bad, people are not plants, trowing a baby into aldulthood all of a sudden can be problematic
@jackeisen22045 жыл бұрын
@@stocchinet but it's a game ;)
@chaserdynamite66375 жыл бұрын
theairguitaregalitarian !SPOILER ALERT! BBs also can’t be removed form the pod without a 70 percent chance of catastrophic failure if I remember correctly
@guilhermelima48385 жыл бұрын
Last night I told my friends "If Uncle E. posts a Death Stranding roleplay, he is the GOAT!"
@TheOneGodofMadness5 жыл бұрын
I was sent out to get candy and spam. I almost died. I was sent out .. to get CANDY. NOT SOMETHING USEFUL, LORD NO. CANDY 😂
@ruskah03075 жыл бұрын
Sure
@DrWiley-fm3ik5 жыл бұрын
You told your friends this? And called him Uncle E? Yikes
@pinedragon53985 жыл бұрын
...............goat?
@guilhermelima48385 жыл бұрын
@@pinedragon5398 oh c'mon, you never heard that one? Greatest Of All Time
@Hadrian97075 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Norman Reedus sitting there oddly confused and weirded out, but also curious. He's just replying with "uh huh...." every time you say something lol.
@goodvibes48915 жыл бұрын
haha, apparently professor clemmons is also a vault overseer xD
@iTyncWithReality5 жыл бұрын
Totally fits his M.O. ...Actually...Vaults were probably his idea.
@AWACS_Snowblind5 жыл бұрын
I _knew_ Rift would be all over Death Stranding once I figured out what it was.
@Levitator945 жыл бұрын
It almost seems Death Stranding’s gameplay and story was personally crafted to be adapted into a E. Rift ASMR video
@whodatboy12235 жыл бұрын
Others: talking about the video Me: *HE SHAVED HIS CHEEKS*
@shanegrey88345 жыл бұрын
Montana 808 it’s taken me 2 days to realize this😂
@pedrojuan80505 жыл бұрын
Dr Corvus introducing me to cremating bodies
@riley54265 жыл бұрын
Rift you have been helping me get to bed for a huge part of my life(since I was 13 almost 20 now) you have been the calming father figure in my life that I needed to become the more rational, calm, and compassionate person I am today. Thank you for getting me to bed with my insomnia Thank you for influencing me in a positive way throughout my teenage life Thank you for being you Love you man I wish only the best for you and your wonderful family
@ronpagep62344 жыл бұрын
Was half expecting someone to pop up and just say, “Sam.”
@bonemeat39175 жыл бұрын
We aren’t falling for another charade, Higgs!
@RevolverRez5 жыл бұрын
Tired of all his plans failing, Higgs decides to make Sam overly relaxed and sleep in all day instead.
@brenbo_TM5 жыл бұрын
This means conan o'brien and monster energy are canon in rift world
@kermitderfrosch17045 жыл бұрын
MultiHaloCrazy Ephemeral Rift brought to by Monster Energy lol
@EphemeralRift5 жыл бұрын
MultiHaloCrazy Never!!!
@cooliocoolio-g7v5 жыл бұрын
Me: calm Rift: 52:20"This is the good SHIT"
@halloweenian89605 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@BlueOga5 жыл бұрын
I loved this game, glad to see you're enjoying it too. Would be totally awesome to have a RELAXER in our game, so this is a headcanon now.
@geordiepelt38625 жыл бұрын
At the start I thought he was about to say “if it isn’t the legend 27”
@WaterDragonGames43 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@leafia1335 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would be a cutscene in death stranding. Also that transition between taking your gloves was so smooth
@nahimquenched69485 жыл бұрын
Me: about to fall asleep Ad: *is a asmr commercial on asmr video* Me:oh yeah it’s all coming togeth- *passes out*
@LabRat101015 жыл бұрын
Sam Porter Bridge's Zipline Systems.
@aidanparks1255 жыл бұрын
Pulls out pill bottle: “ and here we have BIRTHCONTROLL”
@BenBenjiBenjamin5 жыл бұрын
Even a gamr about deliveries can still be fun with the right person behind it.
@youareaspook58975 жыл бұрын
i feel like its more a movie than a game, thats what kojima has always been famous for - the exposition and storyline, even though metal gear was also an action game its nice to have a real story-focus and a massive world to roam and enjoy - its differently paced and its cool af imo
@seymour21135 жыл бұрын
It was an honor deliverying this package for you Mr. Relaxer
@blutooths65815 жыл бұрын
40:52 I heard old West and journal and I'm like, "this had better be Arthurs.” And it was
@howtobealeaf14235 жыл бұрын
You are the calmest person I “know” and I can’t imagine you and heavy metal.
@JuniperF3 жыл бұрын
Its always the most chill people that are into quality metal
@Astroghouls5 жыл бұрын
You playing death stranding, too?
@imefix5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it. I looked up Death Stranding asmr for fun, just to see if something would pop up. Of course it's Uncle E. Of course.
@molfairy5 жыл бұрын
14:08 UGH I LOVE THE GLOVES ♡
@rickyreza3015 жыл бұрын
I feel like Sam would just be sitting there, just really uncomfortable 😂
@levferno4832 жыл бұрын
Your Video game Roleplay Asmr are so well done in increasing the immersion and interest I have for the game. I love that.
@waxen53795 жыл бұрын
I just love the way he makes you feel like your right next to him😴😴
@ariochsoushou51065 жыл бұрын
So beyond excited that you did a Death Stranding asmr! I know what I'm listening to tonight!
@Cheesedrinker_11 ай бұрын
This guy has made as me of all of my favorite games, from dark souls to death stranding this guy has it all! Keep on keeping on
@chocoalarmist21265 жыл бұрын
Привет из России, ephemeral rift ! Greetings from Russia, ephemeral rift!
@generic_person95375 жыл бұрын
Оп, ахах, неловко вышло)
@TheMinatoST5 жыл бұрын
Олды на месте
@Simonknowsall5 жыл бұрын
Приятно знать, что я не одна
@TheRocketman1365 жыл бұрын
Oiii blyat'!
@notsocrazytank7074 жыл бұрын
@@TheRocketman136 That`s racist you lil monster you
@ambera19655 жыл бұрын
I'm too poor to afford this game but as far as I'm concerned this is the only lore drop I news
@Tomato.toothpaste5 жыл бұрын
If Rift did another Death Stranding ASMR... My dreams would come true. I loved how he stayed in character so well
@kylepatrick2535 жыл бұрын
I thought you were actually doing a gameplay lmao
@Noldigur5 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity for "I'm Relaxer-Man"
@deserteaglegaming52904 жыл бұрын
*throws relaxation grenade* “Why is everyone running?”
@JuniperF3 жыл бұрын
"Sam, looks like the relaxer gave you a new weapon: The relaxation grenade. If you throw it at a mule or terrorist, they'll fall into a deep sleep almost instantly. But be careful. Once you run out, you'll have to return ro the relaxer to restock. We can't create pure relaxation with a chiral printer."
@neutrox78445 жыл бұрын
Until now the day was good.... Now it's perfect
@NightWhispererASMR5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know where you film at but always top notch locations! Looks great 😊
@4LiveRastaJoy5 жыл бұрын
Constantly changes location using rifts.
@Liliasgaming5 жыл бұрын
Sorry to burst your bubble but it’s a green screen
@NightWhispererASMR5 жыл бұрын
Leyda Santo definitely not a green screen 😂 the shelves his case is on is fake? 😂 ok
@alligator79615 жыл бұрын
@@NightWhispererASMR the shelves arent part of the green screen but the background is alot
@NightWhispererASMR5 жыл бұрын
Para there is a shadow of the shelf support on the wall.. a green screen would not show that
@usernamepassword2364 жыл бұрын
For such a simple roleplay as this he really got the outfit right on this one
@jacobrobinson29635 жыл бұрын
That tuning fork though, when you move it up to the microphone... 😍😍 Excellent as always Uncle E
@adbon62793 жыл бұрын
I played through first few hours of DS, and whatever people say about the game as a 'walking sim', there is not a single person who didn't shit themselves at the first BT section at the incinerator after your mom died. Every single time you're in the time rain and that little claw on your back starts clacking when you enter BT territory, its genuinely fucking terrifying. Rest of the gameplay could be completely shit, I wouldn't care, the fear instilled in you by being hunted by INVISIBLE monsters that can hear your literal breath and will rush you if they catch you, is amazing gameplay. Mix that with very limited breath holding, being unable to sprint because they can hear you, and the stress of watching your cargo degrade in the rain, it's great and scary at the same time.
@epiclaser29365 жыл бұрын
We have The Man, we have The Legend, now where's The Myth?
@cheshirecats14924 жыл бұрын
The myth, is the past and future extinctions. The man is Sam, who becomes the legend. And the myth is extinction he prevented. That's why it's myth, not fact.
@SassyBSasquatch5 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing office space reference.
@thomashinds33085 жыл бұрын
"Total annihilation. That's another cause for a lot of stress."
@Coltingtons5 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about cowboys I thought “that’s weird I played red dead II for the first time in months” then he said “Aurthor Morgan” and I swear I had a panic attack
@thelemon00015 жыл бұрын
In the news: Local man invents relaxation grenade, changes warfare forever.
@MelvinMelvinR5 жыл бұрын
Alberquerqe Eggplant You just go to sleep, but not forever
@jeffreyhowe26055 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always on point! Keep up the great work!
@Dillon-F5 жыл бұрын
Really want you to know that you are by so fucking far the best actor in asmr. What i mean by that is your skits and the characters in them are way better than anyone else's. Please keep up the good work💎
@chancebrennecke5 жыл бұрын
Literally just took a break from playing to watch this lol
@bec8775 жыл бұрын
me seeing the title: is this death standing? sees the comments: oh hell yeah it’s death standing!!
@kuushed5 жыл бұрын
booalima me exactly
@shinydegos5 жыл бұрын
Adding the BTs to the storyline- ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@Whispurer5 жыл бұрын
I like to think that grenade is actually armed and ER is just waiting for someone to invade his home.
@WaterDragonGames43 жыл бұрын
Invader: give me your mon- Rift: (softly) fire in the hole!
@chief88254 жыл бұрын
I love this man. He has the best music taste
@lessthanlegendary9235 жыл бұрын
I've never made an asmr video, but if I were to, the world of death stranding would be my favorite to do. I Love it! Thanks for the great vids~♧
@jessew96245 жыл бұрын
We're actually just delivering more challenges for him to use in rush hour
@ProfessorASMR5 жыл бұрын
I can see why they call you The Relaxer 😎 *Schedules the appointment immediately*
@DJAsHeRMusic5 жыл бұрын
Love grilled spam specially when camping just seems to taste better
@keepskept5 жыл бұрын
Once, there was an explosion....
@graydonforbes-barrett27574 жыл бұрын
25:50 love the office space reference
@groovysnake66644 жыл бұрын
What a great video, really immersive and fits well in the DS lore, very nice objects featured as well. My favorite of your videos so far, keep on keepin' on my friend 👍
@josephdavies62873 жыл бұрын
It’s been almost 2 years and the other package hasn’t come in! When is the second package coming in? Eager to see what’s inside.
@toadboydude50155 жыл бұрын
I spent all day playing death stranding and now I'm watching this, if I don't dream about this series I'll be very surprised.
@lexi_maree5 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s 3am but I’m up and ready to go back to sleep, thanks man
@surfnsunshinekat5 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for Emma's (WhispersRed) new ASMR book before this video and am completely taken aback. I wonder if ER and Emma have ever communicated. they both seem so genuinely focused on helped people via ASMR but are so different.
@imtheoperatorttv6375 жыл бұрын
When I saw the Mary Janes, I knew this was gonna be a good video
@lemonkey38694 жыл бұрын
I like how the stapler is an office space reference. I could be wrong about that but it is one my favorite movies.
@qzl95 жыл бұрын
that grenade made some of the best sounds i've ever heard! :O
@AI-lg5rc5 жыл бұрын
I love your videos man! Keep up the good work!
@tristenkaiserlik50855 жыл бұрын
Uncle E. I want to thank you for continuing these videos over the years. Your creativity and imagination makes every video interesting. You do so well that I fall asleep before I can watch whole video. Keep up the great work and thank you.
@chrisxoxo63015 жыл бұрын
New video from Uncle E 😍 Thanks so much. I'm sick in bed and this the best thing to relax and escape for a bit.
@jannelehtinen50255 жыл бұрын
Good thing those bunkers have a private room nearby where to drag sam after he fell asleep on the spot
@sandyshaker32505 жыл бұрын
I'm loving this game!
@ButterfliesInTheAir4 жыл бұрын
I love asmr so so much but I can't watch this video because Death Stranding is my current hyperfixation/special intrest and hearing anything about it makes me super alert and excited. I wanna go to sleep not suddenly have enough energy that I need to stim!! 😂😂
@squishyguns-15 жыл бұрын
Tingle-Hardman
@hellodontcare70765 жыл бұрын
Please do a part 2 of this video!
@dariusthanerd59995 жыл бұрын
You’re telling me you’re not in any way related to Troy Baker lmaoo , mad Higgs vibes from this character
@pacooftaco5 жыл бұрын
Best delivery man ever
@sledgehammer454 жыл бұрын
Love the Pip-boy in the background shows that your a true fallout fan