"Tactical eating" "I'm reloading my stomach! Cover me!" "Grabbing a can!" "I need to eat loaf"
@Grimnir_x Жыл бұрын
"I need to eat loaf" got me 🤣
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
"Deploying a snack" "beverage support incoming" "Requesting immediate refreshment"
@Komoty1 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffcarroll1990shock high five o/
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
@@Komoty1 \o
@Callsign-Cobra Жыл бұрын
What if there is a task that just makes you have essentially a mukbang against a different player
@Keklan5722 жыл бұрын
Chugging mayo right out of the jar is the most Slavic thing ever.
@EthiylSpirit Жыл бұрын
Intern fact, if you want to drink mayonnaise directly from the can, you will immediately vomit
@unoriginalperson72 Жыл бұрын
@@EthiylSpirit where do you get mayo that's in a can?
@fareastslav Жыл бұрын
@@unoriginalperson72 in the store I guess
@PLAN-B1 Жыл бұрын
it's not mayonnaise...this is milk with sugar....but with evaporated water.
@EthiylSpirit Жыл бұрын
@@PLAN-B1 look, we have condensed milk (milk with sugar) sold in an iron blue white can. and mayonnaise is usually in yellow packages (if we talk about the baisad brand)
@calacaschidas73252 жыл бұрын
3:28 "give me a second bro, i fell a little thirsty"
@grato_g55252 жыл бұрын
*Little
@appleseed6309 Жыл бұрын
@@grato_g5525 #confidentlyincorrect
@udamthewaster9454 Жыл бұрын
Hey can I have a sip. The sip
@cepewka13 Жыл бұрын
when i've been serving in the army, once i felt so thirsty, than i've took the full filled water cooler bottle and drunk about 2 liters😅 that was tastiest water ever
@chrisdrew5150 Жыл бұрын
Can’t talk right now I’m making piss
@fiurenteas Жыл бұрын
This guy's a beast, he chugged a whole canister of water and ate 10 pieces of sugar.
@Scum_Fuc Жыл бұрын
out here thinkin hes Baki
@C_1725 Жыл бұрын
not to mention chugging mayo
@elllder4030 Жыл бұрын
Я спокойно могу съесть десять кусков сахара, но целую канистру я не осилю
@dsedh23 Жыл бұрын
And he drank mayo
@leonight8985 Жыл бұрын
This dude literally a walking barrel of moonshine
@SweatShirtSkull Жыл бұрын
3:31 when you wake up in the middle of the night dehydrated as hell and water tastes like ambrosia
@godzilla995 Жыл бұрын
Bro think he badlands chugs,💀💀
@blizzardfog9501 Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia? Is that the stuff that forms in youre mouth when you wake up?
@brockbradley5825 Жыл бұрын
Ambrosia is some kind of miracle drink from Greek mythology.
@blizzardfog9501 Жыл бұрын
@@brockbradley5825 oooh
@GalluZ Жыл бұрын
Learned a new word.
@AFGuidesHD Жыл бұрын
"You need to eat 10,000 calories to play Tarkov" :
@MrLaggius Жыл бұрын
You're not wrong, that game is stressful as hell, also when are you planning on making tarkov videos?
@AFGuidesHD Жыл бұрын
@@MrLaggius No idea, I've done 2. But my raids never last long at all. Either I go in and die within 2 minutes or I go in, grab some loot and run to the exit, so I never really have anything worthy of a video lol
@cobie_ Жыл бұрын
@@AFGuidesHD I believe in you
@haydenTenno- Жыл бұрын
@@AFGuidesHD upload them anyway and call them “nothing much happens but I’m scared”
@starcrusade328 Жыл бұрын
surely
@Loonatoonies2 жыл бұрын
I love how a entire MRE packet only consists of crackers
@somerandomguy14752 жыл бұрын
Bc in the real life version they do contain crackers I guess he is a pickup eater only wants the crackers
@alexshepherd17412 жыл бұрын
Actually this is a hardtack, not a crackers. It's look the same and crunch the same, but military hardtack are completely tasteless. This is a replacement for bread, it is recommended to eat them with jam, stew, or something else. In fact, this is pressed bread.
@testname44642 жыл бұрын
@@alexshepherd1741 I've had actual military MREs before (not in the service, just bought illegal surplus) and from what I remember they do have a salty taste, so they're like saltines. Granted the worst part about em is nobody can open them without them shattering into pieces
@Luis-be9mi2 жыл бұрын
@@testname4464 hey at least they’re edible when comparing to teeth breaking hardtack. I read somewhere about US Marines during the Guadalcanal campaign subsisting on Army Rations made back during the First World War. Which they had to use their rifle butts to break the hard tack into smaller pieces then sucking on them like hard candy for awhile to make them more chewable.
@alexshepherd1741 Жыл бұрын
@@testname4464 In Russia, you can easily and legally buy dry rations, where I first tried hardtacks, these are completely tasteless, there is no salt, no sugar, no other taste. This is a substitute for bread, so they should not interrupt the taste of other dishes.
@RedAppleJuiceSB2 жыл бұрын
Bro ate sugar cubes and drank mayonnaise, bro trained for this moment all his life
@ERROR-rf7vf2 жыл бұрын
I mean, eating sugar cubes isn't actually that hard. I'm saying it as a russian who still buys sugar cubes and sometimes even eat them instead of other sweets.
@RedAppleJuiceSB2 жыл бұрын
@@ERROR-rf7vf true
@rewindd Жыл бұрын
you are surprised by that but not how he drank a whole bottle of vodka and moonshine
@RedAppleJuiceSB Жыл бұрын
@@rewindd im surprised about everything, people in tarkov can do things we can’t do, i must take notes
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
@@ERROR-rf7vf im not russian, heck, we don't even have sugar cubes here at home, but I eat the sugar. If I'd be allowed to!
@Pico_Friday_Night_Funkin Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how this man can drink an entire water canister in probably about 2 minutes?
@alexbugson5286 Жыл бұрын
I did one time, it was after walking for 30 minuts in sunny, very hot day carrying broken Coffe machine while being in all black clothing
@Pico_Friday_Night_Funkin Жыл бұрын
@@alexbugson5286 Wow.
@Dragonborn_is_Dead Жыл бұрын
@@alexbugson5286 Not to be that kind of person. BUT A canister has at least 10L, and it takes 6L to kill a person (And 6 os fkr people around 76kg) So. . .yeah, I doubt you could've done so, AND if you did, you would end up with kidney failure (if not destroying it completely)
@Pico_Friday_Night_Funkin Жыл бұрын
@Vannan195 You do have a good point there, mister.
@ttv-ju5t1nn1t Жыл бұрын
That is something only BadlandsChugs would want to compete with.
@RedAppleJuiceSB2 жыл бұрын
Friend: hey bro can i have a little sip? 3:28
@shovelmp4971 Жыл бұрын
I was gonna make this joke
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
Pineapple Only
@Millykillswolfs73710 ай бұрын
“Yeah sure you can”
@hariust46Ай бұрын
The little sip:
@lilmarrz Жыл бұрын
Man ate 10 sugar cubes, a whole can of condensed milk,multiple soda cans, chugged a jar of mayo, demolished milk and juice Cartens and still lived to tell the tale
@躲在墙角的迷因爱好者 Жыл бұрын
"I've tasted the happiness" "What did it cost?" "DIABETES"
@igotoomuchdiponmychip2342 Жыл бұрын
@@躲在墙角的迷因爱好者 better version: “I’ve tasted the happiness.” “What did it cost?” “My health.”
@victorio2005 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for his pancreas.
@neoxima706 Жыл бұрын
Good thing you failed to mention slamming back Vodka and moonshine right out the bottle lmao.
@lilmarrz Жыл бұрын
@@victorio2005 I wanna eat your pancreas
@narutohatake5113Ай бұрын
3:30 "dude, can I have a sip?" The sip
@EEASAS Жыл бұрын
Jesus... Imagine drinking a can of condensed milk, i can only eat like 2 spoons of it because it's so sweet
@thenrgdrink7694 Жыл бұрын
That's what the mayo is for right afterwards ;)
@MartsVODs Жыл бұрын
Best survival technique. Down Most of a thing of vodka. Wait for it to kick in. So drunk you no longer care. Chung condensed milk. Optional step: Probably die.
@cheesebandit6148 Жыл бұрын
@@thenrgdrink7694 That sounds like a helluva night of loose bowels.
@yariex2623 Жыл бұрын
Weak
@rougestarlight4308 Жыл бұрын
Condensed milk is great if you're on duty, imo
@sgtspooktaylor9552 Жыл бұрын
Teacher: "No eating in class" Kids in the back:
@rhianimportado5594 Жыл бұрын
I LET THE TEACHER IN THE CLASSROOM DIE
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
Me Is Angry At You Teacher
@igotoomuchdiponmychip2342 Жыл бұрын
@@rsandjs7633 can you speak proper english?
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
@@igotoomuchdiponmychip2342who ask
@igotoomuchdiponmychip2342 Жыл бұрын
@@rsandjs7633 least overused roast, how about you go download some grammarly because i bet the only words you can say are “me”, “you” “are” “is” “ yes”.
@testname4464 Жыл бұрын
1:57 "Hey, you gonna play basketball with us?" "Yeah, just lemme get a drink real quick"
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
1:55 Mayo Devil Helldog
@baddrawing4980 Жыл бұрын
I love how he had to pump himself up before drinking vodka.
@thenrgdrink7694 Жыл бұрын
In my personal experience whiskey is way worse, but nah, doesn't even flinch with that one
@Mushu33 Жыл бұрын
@@thenrgdrink7694 Depends on the vodka. I've had some bottom shelf stuff that tastes like pure fucking gasoline.
@afplay-art608 Жыл бұрын
@@Mushu33 how the fuck do you know the taste of gasoline?
@danidiper666 Жыл бұрын
@@Mushu33 yep, sometimes it catches you off guard
@kittymancer4529 Жыл бұрын
i love how that was harder for him than chugging a jar of mayo
@427Cabriolet Жыл бұрын
Shout out to "Escape from tarkov" Developer from making the most delicious sound of drinking apple juice.
@Xhydro17 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to my boy dimitri for choosing to eat and drink every food item in tarkov
@ВовайнцуфраыСаакянАй бұрын
Влвкладкщклзулклщ
@ВовайнцуфраыСаакянАй бұрын
Алекдкеешеліщ
@comanche99822 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only one that's eaten croutons straight out of the bag...
@whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo76612 жыл бұрын
Trust me man, your not alone in this
@500offical2 жыл бұрын
Definitely not. Croutons are too good to be relegated to being just a topping.
@Raven74002 жыл бұрын
@@500offical Agreed
@MSgt_Marksman_Zed2 жыл бұрын
I do the same
@kevincho11872 жыл бұрын
croutons in eastern europe are like tato chips for us
@no-hadaceur2 жыл бұрын
"Escape from Diet"
@Thisguyisnotavailable-y6x2 жыл бұрын
"Escape from obesity"
@Олеся2342 жыл бұрын
@@Thisguyisnotavailable-y6x "Escape from sugar"
@fizza14732 жыл бұрын
Escape from cholesterol
@Trigger_444_22 жыл бұрын
Escape from calory
@Tourettes-syndrome-gaming2 жыл бұрын
Escape from insulin
@nutmaster27552 жыл бұрын
so are we gonna ignore the fact that everyone carries a tactical spoon with them at all times it's tactical since it doesn't take up any space and doesn't disappear when you die
@kiloklavdi11852 жыл бұрын
If you only prepare for death by physical injuries, you'll taste the shame of death by starvation
@ShasOSwoll2 жыл бұрын
If you look closely there are TWO spoons, the PMC spoon is plain grey, the Scav spoon is engraved like it was taken off the dinner table
@KGAnims Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the right word would be "magical", not tactical
@Lightscribe225 Жыл бұрын
...you don't?
@zax8346 Жыл бұрын
I just imagine the spoon is just crudely taped to the can, and the player takes it off before we see it🤣
@thatonedude05 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how the devs actually make certain items that aren't designed to be used in the field. The canister with purified water has amazing stats, but it's giant and takes forever to use on site.
@adib8234 Жыл бұрын
Is it ideal to have it anyway as a last resort?
@adib8234 Жыл бұрын
Or does it also take up space?
@Toxic_Dominat810 Жыл бұрын
@adib8234 Indeed. Much like DayZ every item takes up space.
@adib8234 Жыл бұрын
That's true, though the question is how much space does a canister of water take up?
@Toxic_Dominat810 Жыл бұрын
@@adib8234 I've never played Tarkov personally, but I'd assume at least a dozen slots.
@bunslinger Жыл бұрын
0:27 heart attack speedrun
@Tobiroxxon Жыл бұрын
😂
@Average_Crack_Addict Жыл бұрын
I am serbian and i remember as a kid i would "unironically" eat a whole loaf of bread. Like *Whole.* and to top that off i ate sugar cubes out of the box and drank apple juice to clench my thirst.
@spade3779 Жыл бұрын
@@Average_Crack_Addictsounds like a helluva way to live lol
@EFTtagilla Жыл бұрын
Speedrunning diabetes
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad10 ай бұрын
@@Average_Crack_Addict you sure thats strange? I was the notorious loaf destroyer, until I discovered black bread. And I ate spices too, because I enjoyed salty things, until I got a can o'whoop ass. Sadly, I cant relate to your apple juice thirst quencheron, I enjoyed the best juice: *H2O*.
@Jknight4162 жыл бұрын
1:55 This dude just drank the mayo by the jar. What a chad!
@karisasani7006 Жыл бұрын
When it came to the vodka with him taking a quick breath you could tell he knew this was strong stuff
@SegaMario Жыл бұрын
Gotta love eating animations in FPS games and Red Dead Redemption 2. They really deliver on that "satisfaction" factor despite not being weapons, plus it might make you get the munchies.
@mako62502 жыл бұрын
When he started eating the sugar I felt that on my teeth.
@유튜브떠돌이-f5j Жыл бұрын
3:48 gigachad moment
@jayhollows57295 ай бұрын
If drinking vodka makes you gigachad i guess alcoholic surburan moms are "gigachad"
@adrianromero97052 жыл бұрын
Dude, this guy can eat an entire bottle of mayo!, I am afraid of him
@ReiAkaris2 жыл бұрын
Even worse, condensed milk. At least put it on the MRE Crackers, damn!
@noobythings2 жыл бұрын
@@ReiAkaris SUGAR CUBES
@adrianromero97052 жыл бұрын
@@ReiAkaris dude i know, a Man that could that with out the fear of fell bad Is a men yo fesr
@adrianromero97052 жыл бұрын
@@noobythings that scare me!
@---po3tf2 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is good mayo? In Ekaterinburg we have EZHK mayo, it's very tasty and even people from other Russia regions love this mayo and buy it, if they can.
@sandstorm8409 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout to EFT devs for making the most relaxing spoon against can sound of all times
@Alvah707 Жыл бұрын
3:29 BadlandsChugs in tarkov POV
@HimaAkame Жыл бұрын
0:04 sound like a broken glass. Literally he's eating a glass of chocolate.
@КириллТурецкий Жыл бұрын
Oh my God, it's chocolate Alenka, by the way, I'm Russian
@playerofgame2312 Жыл бұрын
Look like it been Frozen in fridge for a long time
@theRealFusponer10 ай бұрын
this chocolate bar is wrapped in Foil
@thegreatrobin2329Ай бұрын
The tin noise was probably from the aluminum wrapper that he threw while taking a bite out of the chocolate bar. Many European candy bars have the foil sound exactly like that. In the US it’s more like plastic.
@superdarklink2 жыл бұрын
"Dan jackiel" 🤣 i love it
@jeffcarroll1990shock10 ай бұрын
That's one way to avoid copyright claims
@jordangriswold7825 Жыл бұрын
The second he sipped that Mayo, I could feel every fiber of my being vibrate with the desire to send him to the fucking Labs.
@TommieTheCommie Жыл бұрын
I like mayo, but this man is a God and has a max resistance to heartburn
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
And the desire to do the same thing.
@jordangriswold7825 Жыл бұрын
@@finalbossofschool8724 You will never catch me drinking from a jar of Mayo. If you put a gun to my head, to the head of my entire living family, and demanded that I do it - then you'd better be ready to go on a killing spree.
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
Labs? This network needs to go to the ER!
@Gr8atgaming Жыл бұрын
When I hear these sounds with headphones it's just like ASMR
@monikabartnik2613 Жыл бұрын
Damn sure bro Relaxing as heck, especially the crackers and oat flakes
@toxinomic3713 Жыл бұрын
I love how he chugged a whole bottle of vodka, then proceeded to gulp down a jar full of moonshine. After that he drank two gulps of whiskey.
@minhducnguyen9276 Жыл бұрын
And a whole can of sweetened condensed milk to chase it down.
@GoodOleDFTАй бұрын
And 3+ litres of water.
@Rock_yeah Жыл бұрын
you play tarkov for the tension i play it for the food we are not the same
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
I don't play tarkov. We are not the same. Imagine the tarkov community were as friendly as the tf2 one. People drinking mayo and 3 litres of water everywhere. It would be great.
@Rock_yeah Жыл бұрын
@@finalbossofschool8724 you dont play tarkov i dont play it because i cant afford it we are not the same ngl i would like if games that has food in it had a dedicated animation for every food
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
@@Rock_yeah I can't afford it either, we are the same.
@WindowsDoor Жыл бұрын
@@Rock_yeah you can't play it because you can't afford it I don't play it because i don't have a PC. We are not the same
@furkanduran37872 жыл бұрын
Me while i am enjoying my food and my friends coming closer Me:
@Time_has_come_to_the_end. Жыл бұрын
"Sorry, but I'm out of any food."
@khanghua966 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a person who can just drink condensed milk The thing is too sweet
@g00sepocalypse Жыл бұрын
I remember myself drinkin a whole 500g can in seconds as a kid, it’s sweet, not that hard to do it tho
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad10 ай бұрын
That means it is dense in calories. Like chocolate. And trust me, some people, like the g00seapocalipse and me, could chug it down. After all, its only 500 g of sugar and lactoze. Basicaly, ambosia if it was sweeter than a raw sugarcane covered in sacharoze and honey.
@prastistransformers892 жыл бұрын
3:28 Thirsty, aren't ya...
@Jorgeanigdeverdad3342 жыл бұрын
average water craving at 3 am
@Олеся2342 жыл бұрын
@Baconsrtheunique what is this not .6l)?
@djtrac3r9352 жыл бұрын
honestly, if you drank that much water that fast, you would 100% throw up, don't matter how thirsty you are.
@DMZK442 жыл бұрын
Refreshing
@Schploogey_Yt Жыл бұрын
He drank mayonnaise. HE DRANK MAYONNAISE.
@thebigbadrook4208 Жыл бұрын
HE DRANK MAYONNAISE!
@Иван_Писаренко Жыл бұрын
AND FOCKEN CONDENSED MILK
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
EMERGENCY WATER RATION.
@Ephialoditus Жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
@g00sepocalypse Жыл бұрын
THATS EASY ASF RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
@tentacleenema5202 Жыл бұрын
I CANNOT stop eating canned foods along with this video, they make canned fish taste so good!
@SuperMarioMarioO25 күн бұрын
I love enjoying crackers with tge main protagonnist of the Escaoe From Tarlob
@bucketman5386 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never ever seen a game where you can drink an entire jar of mayo
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
I will do it one day, just for you, pal.
@michaelvelez6699 Жыл бұрын
@Islykids what? you can drink a Mayo? Okay thats Weird, i love mayo but not like that xD
@rain_f Жыл бұрын
So in 3:28 he glug the water about 17 times. Human can swallow about 70-100 mL in one go. So he drink about 1 to 1.7 liter of waters in one go (that's about 35 to 60oz for imperial user)
@RidhRidh Жыл бұрын
He drink 0.6 liter water with 2 glug,so..... He does 300ml/glug
@phrikaphrak40k Жыл бұрын
Only Tarkov players would be this autistic
@finalbossofschool8724 Жыл бұрын
Glug Glug Glug
@Hamburger94 Жыл бұрын
🤓
@karlmarx592 Жыл бұрын
That’s almost 1.9 liters, you gotta drink 1.9L an hour to get water intoxication
@danyram127 Жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that epic sigh before liquidating that bottle of vodka? 😂
@murdercubes4968 Жыл бұрын
You know it's desperate times when you are drinking bags of water
@Werty715_25 Жыл бұрын
That's why it's called "EMERGENCY water ration"
@Mikalent Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a hidden, or 1-100 animation for the peas where your character just chugs the can. If anyone says that nobody would do that, I've seen marines do it, consistantly.
@unoriginalperson72 Жыл бұрын
It's not in this game but in RDR2 every canned item is chugged even if its a can of whole peaches
@r.mictal Жыл бұрын
@@unoriginalperson72 no time to chew, just swallow the whole thing
@michatuodziecki2079 Жыл бұрын
I drink the peas can like bubble tea
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad Жыл бұрын
I would definetly do it if I had a can and was 2 min after eating
@Agent-John6 ай бұрын
If this guy can chug mayonnaise, he can definitely chug peas.
@comment-e1d11 ай бұрын
Alot of the foods: *infinitely spawns more* The drinks: *empty* Game graphics, man.
@ABIYUSTAR27072 жыл бұрын
The best mukbang video I ever seen Edit:thx 4 the like
@bahianovega877 Жыл бұрын
I always imagine how awesome would be if dayz had animations like this, they really need to do it, and for other things too, that game need new animations
@sayidjoseserrato3117 Жыл бұрын
Its impossible how the best animations have to be canned foods
@ReimondoCortexalotl6 ай бұрын
3:48 "Alright man, only take 1 shot of vodka." The 1 shot of vodka:
@dukejordan8147 Жыл бұрын
"So how did Grandpa die?" "Well..."
@Helpmeimdying1991eieiwowowe Жыл бұрын
this guy is an absolute beast for not throwing up through all that
@raptorious7090 Жыл бұрын
The only food ASMR I'll watch
@CantThinkOfAnythingToUseHere Жыл бұрын
Same
@zane5805 Жыл бұрын
Everyone loves Cola items because you have three sips instead of one from other cans.
@YeetwithSwag Жыл бұрын
0:26 so that’s where they got the Chuck-E-Cheese ticket muncher sound from
@AwkwrdPrtMskrt Жыл бұрын
Scav boss: Leave him be, he's trying out some foods. Scav: With a ballistic full face helmet on?!
@seekertm8995 Жыл бұрын
Some people: the Normal way to use Condensed milk is put the hot water into it. Random Tarkov guy:
@Laurelano Жыл бұрын
O god this is better than any ASMR
@GhostStealth09 Жыл бұрын
1:54 "Eat it what r u waiting for EAAAAAT"
@nonamenovember5530 Жыл бұрын
This is better than any mukbang i"ve watched period.
@Gamingpro11_VN8 ай бұрын
3:33 bro so thirsty
@GavinReagan-ch3qi4 ай бұрын
Random scav: I’m so hungry- Us: **eats a fucking sugar cube and is full**
@dragotech12342 жыл бұрын
"What the heck?! Who ate all of our supplies?!"
@codyholley Жыл бұрын
Shaggy: that would be me, i was like really hungry man.
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
@@codyholley "that was a foolish decision, comrade Rogers."
@IRAQI-_-V6 ай бұрын
3:28 bro have a lil sip:
@impetuousharp20 Жыл бұрын
3:17: Me when I buy a big bottle of Arrowhead on a hot, summer day.
@MinecraftIsAllAboutMysticismКүн бұрын
3:28 Друг: я хочу попить Я: ты обнять выпьешь всю воду Друг: да я всего 1 глоток Так же его 1 глоток:
@AstroTwisted5000 Жыл бұрын
2:32 the apple juice inside can see through the floor
@rhianimportado5594 Жыл бұрын
MAYO!?! WELL AS WE HAVE MAYONNAISE 1:55
@rhianimportado5594 Жыл бұрын
1 minute later this afternoon RUSSIAN ARMY IS SELLING PINEAPPLE JUICE 2:55
@rhianimportado5594 Жыл бұрын
1 minute again this afternoon YOUR DRINKING VODKA AND YOUR BLOWING AIR 3:55
@rhianimportado5594 Жыл бұрын
55 seconds in this video WHY IS CAN OF HERRING THAT YOUR TASTING CAN OF HERRING 0:55
@Time_has_come_to_the_end. Жыл бұрын
1:20 Oh... Good luck sitting behind garages for a few hours anytime soon.
@Weddlz- Жыл бұрын
3:28 me at 3am when I find my stale bedside water bottle.
@Natrblx-o9e6 ай бұрын
"Im gonna stop drinking now!" That same guy after walking into a bar: 3:48
@ExtraThiccc11 ай бұрын
Kids in the front of the class: taking notes, asking questions Kids in the back corner of the class: 1:57
@krywoz707 Жыл бұрын
Nearest toilet: why do i hear boss music?
@jeffcarroll1990shock5 ай бұрын
Local soldier: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@alphak1ller80111 ай бұрын
Purified water canister be like: It's 3 AM and you are thirsty as f*ck🤣
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
0:55 *Herr Eating*
@huntermute1711 Жыл бұрын
I like to think he went into a raid with a big bag of just all food/drinks in the game
@AwesomeNuke Жыл бұрын
Nah, he probably went in raid with 1 item at a time, then found the EXACT same spot for all the recordings...
@クリスタルフィッシュ Жыл бұрын
タルコフ飯って味はともかく美味しそうに豪快に食べる姿がかっこいいし食ってる!って感じが好き!
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
No Non-American Comments Allowed!
@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad10 ай бұрын
@@rsandjs7633 try me
@MilkmanCR Жыл бұрын
Love how he takes a big breath in before chugging the vodka
@giygasness7646 Жыл бұрын
3:38 aight but wouldn't purified water kill you? Or am i just an idiot who failed chemistry
@krasttosnp Жыл бұрын
U failed at it cuz it doesnt kill you
@Stresenbear Жыл бұрын
"Purified water" in this case is just having all the nasty stuff from the lake and river like salt n' bacteria removed and just having the water itself
@mnllia Жыл бұрын
Not really. You talked about distilled water, but canister is more likely filled with filtered water.
@ThinkingCrimson10 ай бұрын
There has been a case where a lady (i forgot her name) died by drinking too much water, but it was atributed to kidney failure. So you still can drink water. And also, yes, you may have failed chemistry.
@giygasness764610 ай бұрын
@ThinkingCrimson hey, in all fairness when the heck am i ever gunna need to know the difference between the different types of water, im not gunna be in a life or death situation where i will only survive by remembering how many electrons iron contains
@ayebeuy Жыл бұрын
Tarkov is set in 2028, the milk went off in 2017. Tarkov milk is 11 years old.
@nikto7297 Жыл бұрын
Imagine battling for your life and you see someone eating a can of stew gently with a spoon
@DoctorCrowGimi.. Жыл бұрын
Escape from Torkov: Eats Cans by spoon one by one. Arthur From Rdr2: *SLURRRRRP* all done
@Sora-zi1vz Жыл бұрын
1:55 This sound is a good sound that calms my mind!!
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
*mayodrinking* 1:55
@VonMed Жыл бұрын
Man is gulping down that canister of purified water
@JustanerOwO20012 жыл бұрын
Grandmother: "Do you want more?" Me: "Naw, Thank y..."
@alexatakhanov460 Жыл бұрын
my friend: getting shit on by tagila. Me: sitting in the office eating sugar cubes
@CaptainPrice... Жыл бұрын
Учитель: Никакой еды на уроке Дети на задней парте:
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
I've spotted you for speaking Non-American
@brianso3598 ай бұрын
"No eating in class" The people at the back of the class:
@RussianGuyyy Жыл бұрын
Girls asmr: Licking microphone, latex gloves, crunching something Boys asmr:
@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 Жыл бұрын
This is all you get when you even remotely look hungry around grandmas
@ShiroYuuki86 Жыл бұрын
Those drinking sounds dude 😮😂 Made me want to drink water every 5 mins
@adrianharcarik1733 Жыл бұрын
3:32 is literally me at 3:32am
@christianpadron7456 Жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would say something like that lol. Literally when you wake up for that cold taste of water!
@pumpking55 Жыл бұрын
Он настолько крут что выпил бутылку водки залпом
@Cthulhuzohavaitfseh Жыл бұрын
Через дозатор.
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
@@Cthulhuzohavaitfseh right into liver failure.
@michaelvelez6699 Жыл бұрын
Vaya y se ve que tomar Vodka de un trago y después una botella es muy peligroso.
@vergil-animation3576 Жыл бұрын
This the guy who will eat everything in your team
@Hunk.C27992 жыл бұрын
Mre weren't suspose to eat like that, mre came with a main course and many thing packed inside it such as jam, coffee powder, etc
@Doom_slayer-no6gx2 жыл бұрын
headcanon: he just ate the crackers that are usually in it
@kiloklavdi11852 жыл бұрын
I'm not taking my time in the field
@Hunk.C27992 жыл бұрын
@@kiloklavdi1185 fair enough, but thats suspose to eat in your break time not in combat man
@kiloklavdi11852 жыл бұрын
@@Hunk.C2799 I suppose staying in the bush waiting someone to pass by is a break time
@Sharpshooter35092 жыл бұрын
I mean I think they could be eaten like that? Like eating the crackers or snacks pouches while on a jog or doing a activity that makes it so you can’t enjoy the meal packs?
@kingthepro1420 Жыл бұрын
3:48 bro was getting ready for what was to come
@bonum0901 Жыл бұрын
Знакомая картина детства, с пацанами на гаражах всякую гадость есть))
@CaptainPrice... Жыл бұрын
По факту
@rsandjs7633 Жыл бұрын
Just No Non-American Comments Allowed!
@AOriginalUser Жыл бұрын
I didn’t realise that the entire time our characters will always have a fancy teaspoon on them
@justsaying6341 Жыл бұрын
as a soldier myself let me tell you, the number one most important piece of kit you can carry is a spoon. it allows you to eat ANYTHING
@SimplyDuker Жыл бұрын
@@justsaying6341 and most importantly, without having to dip your dirty fingers in to grab the food which would potentially give your stomach hard times (unless your immune system is insanely good).
@matchapasta Жыл бұрын
精製水だけずっとぐびぐび飲んでんのほんとに面白い
@michaelvelez6699 Жыл бұрын
Y mucho más cuando la bebes en un despacho de combustible pero con agua purificada. Posdata: Siento si está en español ya que no sé su idioma. Si ve este mensaje en su idioma es por la función de traducción de You Tube.