"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you" Jeremy Clarkson
@cosminking85163 жыл бұрын
Yep testament of that theory is Paul Walker
@mikeoxmaul8373 жыл бұрын
@Cosmin King dude I was just gonna say that
@mathardy76153 жыл бұрын
In a lot of these fails LACK of speed is the problem! :-)
@RonSpina3 жыл бұрын
Cool stuff 🤟🏼😎🤟🏼💙
@tsrgoinc3 жыл бұрын
It is technically speed that kills you, the speed at which you become stationary! 😉
@paradonym3 жыл бұрын
5:30 tells someone to slow down. Then crashes on a sign telling to slow down. Oh the irony.
@MrFrederuco3 жыл бұрын
It's a vicious cycle...
@baldbread36933 жыл бұрын
I don't know whether to be angry or impressed at you
@SilasZoeBell3 жыл бұрын
@@baldbread3693 you’ll come around, too
@MrFrederuco3 жыл бұрын
A groan is as good as a laugh in my book. It means you got the joke.
@elbarto48153 жыл бұрын
Get outta here lol
@BLACKJACK1701E3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jaderconcari5563 жыл бұрын
As a cyclist I can say this is definitely the best fail army compilation I've ever seen
@iitr1gg3r813 жыл бұрын
we can agree on that ^^
@Alex_Eggers3 жыл бұрын
what about pinkbike's friday fails?
@grigorytsarev97452 жыл бұрын
Move it!
@namithprakash35663 жыл бұрын
When it comes to bicycle fails, some of them are funny but all of them are painful.
@zmoney8813 жыл бұрын
0:56
@Smexy_af3 жыл бұрын
But at least none of them are deadly
@brookss21413 жыл бұрын
That's what makes them entertaining.
@meghanfaris47003 жыл бұрын
TRUE VERY
@isak80593 жыл бұрын
And skating fails, look up ''hall of meat thrasher'' and its basically fail army but skateboarding only. Its terrifying, ankles twisted, broken bones, scrapes. If you are sensitive to blood and brutal bails, dont watch it.
@Kfcdrivethru3 жыл бұрын
I loved how they put subtitles for laughing like we don’t know what laughing is
@Darkdukable3 жыл бұрын
If you are deaf and have never heard a laugh you wouldn't know what it sounded like
@imhappyandyou.40033 жыл бұрын
@@Darkdukable A Willy Temple lol!. Is that possibly anything like a Shirley Temple but a smidge bit different?. I mean the drink of course. LOL
@Darkdukable3 жыл бұрын
@@imhappyandyou.4003 well no part of me would make a good tasting drink trust me on that one and I haven't drank alcohol in 10 years or more so .....
@shishinonaito3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkdukable I bet deaf people think those HAHAHAHAHA are from the injured people who are struggling to breath after failing at cycling.
@keithmgaming49033 жыл бұрын
He usually does it on Discovery channel
@jim_again22453 жыл бұрын
1:44 “did you reinforce the take off ramp?” “Nah we didn’t have time” “Cool”
@gamegod363 жыл бұрын
Loving the KUTA HANGAN outro 🤣
@tobiasreinhold76423 жыл бұрын
4:09 The car did actually move very slightly towards the left, from what I can gather. (Probably because the white transporter was stopping further on the lane than the car expected.) That said, there's a giant blue zone on the left that designates the intended path for bikes to use.
@Scarlet_Soul3 жыл бұрын
And cycling in the blind spots of a bus...never a good idea
@_SavageMcCabbage3 жыл бұрын
@@Scarlet_Soul Some stupid cyclists out there. Instead of just giving and extra metre or two, hes sandwiched right in between the car and the bus. I love cycling myself, huge hobby of mine, but some of these spandex racers just dont have a clue about spacial awareness and how fragile the human body is.
@_SavageMcCabbage3 жыл бұрын
And when I say fragile, I'm comparing it to the bus and car haha...
@bgezal3 жыл бұрын
The bus should also keep off the bicycle lane. Though the lines don't really forbid it.
@eimdeima3 жыл бұрын
And the look he gives the car driver too.... Like it was all their fault.
@camelway3 жыл бұрын
2:02 At that moment he realized that he will never have kids of his own.
@Luis-ic3bm3 жыл бұрын
6:57 too
@meghanfaris47003 жыл бұрын
HEHE 😜
@nilfisktun3 жыл бұрын
Ahh yesss.. Watching road roaches get hurt, brings great joy to my heart.
@abikeanditsboy34493 жыл бұрын
3:13 - Who knew they still made JNCO jeans? I thought those thankfully went out of style in the 90s.
5:25 that kid ragdoll like a video game character lol
@Scarlet_Soul3 жыл бұрын
4:09 this is how you get crushed. People don't realise the size of busses blind spots
@theraif3 жыл бұрын
the car moved to the left plus if the bike rider was using the blue bike section like he should it would not happen
@as523432 жыл бұрын
I love the domino effect of the crash at 00:12 Its so funny seeing them just keep on crashing after the first one!
@Markus_Andrew3 жыл бұрын
5:32 A true Dad moment.
@thedaily95143 жыл бұрын
Friday fails is way better
@dazucca3 жыл бұрын
“Going through the tunnel…and *we’re out” would be the correct caption.
@Segwo3 жыл бұрын
the caption in that clip was the real fail
@dazucca3 жыл бұрын
@@Segwo well put
@mulletmanpete3 жыл бұрын
@@Segwo yep, wasn't the only one either.
@spacelemur79553 жыл бұрын
Clearly, these people are not Mensa to begin with.
@dazucca3 жыл бұрын
@@spacelemur7955 I hold my fail compilers to a high standard.
@CMCInstantRegret22 күн бұрын
Hooman “I am going away” - Puma “Yeah. My food usually tries to do that”
@NoGoBu3 жыл бұрын
I never tire watching bicyclists break their bones, and get skinned up. Good entertainment 👌👍👏
@da14a492 жыл бұрын
Are you ok?
@hymesh3 жыл бұрын
00:22 - "Jack and his cycle went up the hill To make a stunt for a video Jack fell down and broke his crown And Mr. Cycle came tumbling after"
@ostbagar33 жыл бұрын
I know it hurts when the roads jumps up and attacks but thanks for sharing the pain with us! 😂
@Mike-tv9rk3 жыл бұрын
4:10 - cyclist between a bus and in a cars blind spot. Lovely blue cycle lane on the left. Special person alert!
@Malcolm-r2q8 ай бұрын
I'm a lifelong person, over the handle bars for life. Great video.
@NoahsYoutubeStories29 күн бұрын
00:30 The Way She Screamed 😂😂
@AtheistOrphan3 жыл бұрын
0:42 - That’ll teach him to jump on a blurry ramp!
@okWojtaz2 жыл бұрын
Team atheists!!
@itztub26902 жыл бұрын
as a mountain biker, i can say that this is the most pain ive ever felt in my life
@war_robots79117 ай бұрын
Ooooh that must have hurt
@Driiiiz3 жыл бұрын
5:39 the happiest laugh ever
@Andrew-nr4ju3 жыл бұрын
*dude falls and hurts himself* Cameraman: OHHHH HAHAHAH
@storytimewithunclebill19983 жыл бұрын
Its one thing to fall off a regular bike, but hauling ass with those big wheel up in the air bikes. Thats got to feel real good falling off. Was fun to watch. Great video
@GeraltOfRivia993 жыл бұрын
5:25 this guy looked like he huffed glue and snorted bath oils attempting this
@MegaDurrHurr3 жыл бұрын
In the first one, he actually said "Let's make some noise for Colin there!"
@EvanG5293 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of wrong subtitles in this video...
@MattJasa3 жыл бұрын
I heard Kyle
@batterysauce3 жыл бұрын
"Let's make some noise for Colin there" Would that noise be, "Ooooooooh....dayyum!" ?
@jaibirsangwan61783 жыл бұрын
FailArmy doesn't realize this, but he makes everyone's quarantine better*
@nihalanu17513 жыл бұрын
Annan uyir ❤️
@abikeanditsboy34493 жыл бұрын
Quarantine? What quarantine?
@Cheneso_12344 ай бұрын
0:57:man on the bike: you had one job, the orange fence:🤷♂️
@EpiphanyDraws2 жыл бұрын
crashed my bike almost a year ago (braked too fast going down a steep and curvy hill, flipped over the handlebars) and i still have nerve damage in my knee from it. this made me wince a lot more than i would have before then
@mattypie93193 жыл бұрын
Cycle through the brakes until you find the front ones. Instant fail.
@MyFearGear Жыл бұрын
love how different fails is, depending of rider skill level
@FailArmyCentral10 ай бұрын
Hands up if this video made your day 1000% better 🙌
@Olger24 Жыл бұрын
As a dutch guy, all of the clips where they just could have used the brakes just leave me in pain.
@aquatadevore93353 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that they know they're going to crash when they cuss just before it happens 🤣
@average_skier5639 Жыл бұрын
The worst part of a crash is knowing you have to do it again
@xpndblhero51703 жыл бұрын
Most of the BMX ones are simple walk offs but some of these looked like they would make the person never want to ride again... LoL
@djmore2364 Жыл бұрын
When the girl was squishing her hair on the bike thinking in my head I can, do you no handers and shut my eyes 😂😂😂
@m.j.a76793 жыл бұрын
Cycle : I demand to be cleaned and looked after properly Owner : No! Cycle :. .............
@brandonn.pieters21473 жыл бұрын
5:22 Honestly, what did he expect?
@thedaily95142 жыл бұрын
he can't bunnyhop
@KyleSantisi2 жыл бұрын
@@thedaily9514 what I was gonna say. Lol.
@jeremyyuppeh5 ай бұрын
he died like a ragdoll
@sethkaicer3193 жыл бұрын
And it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!
@KeiserEarnestine3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the excellent video! It was so engaging.
@llongttower3 жыл бұрын
As a XC racer... these people make me feel smart
@Makson4ik_scoot Жыл бұрын
It’s very fun video 😂
@Kiarahigihi5 ай бұрын
Nah,they all look like ragdolls when they fall 😂😂
@OsagieGuobadia3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when it comes to humans like us to performed some BMX bike tricks, all humans can never make it to dew tour in the near-future.
@CoCoFarmer Жыл бұрын
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much! Thanks for the laughs!
@chemxfan3 жыл бұрын
The faceplants are especially satisfying. :)
@AZVIDS2 жыл бұрын
“DO A BIDEN DUDE!”😂🤣🤣😂🤣
@CHEZO412 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this video! I appreciate everyone in it who sacrificed their bodies and their pride for my enjoyment! you're all heroes! 🤣🤣🤣
@mattmayo35393 жыл бұрын
Just wear a helmet! Good grief!
@t_rex87673 жыл бұрын
good to see all of them wears a helmet
@dannyr3333 жыл бұрын
5:21 even tho they made it so he looked like an idiot. This one is funniest by far. Omg he just goes limp after hitting the can. LoL
@punelopepunstop55153 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I wonder if any of these bicyclists would accept an offer to be a… “spokes-person” for bicycle safety.
@walttrotter5353 жыл бұрын
Should have manufacturers of helmets and cups advertising on this video
@peterpowers48513 жыл бұрын
0.57 good thing that netting was there hahahaha
@u_already_know3 жыл бұрын
4:10, that car knocked him into the cycling track... Where he should have been
@belowavg_buddy64672 жыл бұрын
Bike lanes can be more dangerous than rideing on the road sometimes
@belowavg_buddy64672 жыл бұрын
@AmazingMaćk if the bike lane is unprotected then when you come to a intersection cars will turn in front of you so sometimes bikers will move into the lane to go straight and not get hit, also when bikes are in the unprotected bike lanes cars get closer
@Nitephall3 жыл бұрын
Some of those dudes were SO close to landing it.
@jamesliew7382 жыл бұрын
3:56 That full face helmet saved his face
@sethfreakinrollins98893 жыл бұрын
Ouch.
@AulisA.O.T2 жыл бұрын
1:28 Bee: boing! BOOM!!!
@bradleyjepson82053 жыл бұрын
It gets me mad just how bad some people are at a simple thing such as riding a bicycle its mind blowing
@ixorp29_172 жыл бұрын
What are the odds that the dad said slow down to his daughter using no training wheels and he slammed into a slow down sign LMFAO
@HarleyDavidsonVince Жыл бұрын
The one with the older guy in the abandoned building was funny.
@Drummasterjay Жыл бұрын
Bro, how are you on the mic reacting to his fall 😂😂😂 “OH MANN”
@Magaly-q3q8 ай бұрын
GTA Online races be like: 0:13
@radop24593 жыл бұрын
That was epic, really a lot of pain and fun
@accesskate2 жыл бұрын
No trainer wheels SLOW DOWN! *runs into a slow down sign*
@Cerberus00763 жыл бұрын
And this years"Youre alright???" Award goes to...:^^ You can sometimes really almost "*TASTE*"the ground, watchin this^^
@boglitt69183 жыл бұрын
Damn, that schadenfreude at 5:41 was ice cold 😂😂
@hekakain41083 жыл бұрын
That satisfying crunch of bone on impact with concrete and metal.
@MasterofOrion3 жыл бұрын
Bro wut you ok??
@LuigiCotocea2 жыл бұрын
3:17 He transformed himself into Naruto!
@dariuzfajardo67463 жыл бұрын
5:38 man this made my day 😂
@moonchild21103 жыл бұрын
People are Awesome behind the scenes
@tomedy_official3 жыл бұрын
0:37 what was he doing trying to get to Hogwarts
@Creakyamazin_imeme777 Жыл бұрын
No to the backrooms
@blockybeanz99249 ай бұрын
XDDDDD
@TGormania2 жыл бұрын
First fail for some of these videos was not having a helmet on. LOL! Ya gotta protect your head with a bucket.
@Ballberith3 жыл бұрын
I'm not even sorry for those people without helmets.
@theidiotgamer43063 жыл бұрын
I hope you wear your helmet and your mask while walking too...
@StoneE43 жыл бұрын
I'm not even sorry when your wrangler forgets to empty the drool cup on your helmet.
@oBseSsIoNPC3 жыл бұрын
Some cyclists just look like they are running on Windows Vista: cycle.exe has stopped working...
@PoloniumPrism3 жыл бұрын
glorious examples of why you should wear a helmet
@FAILdose3 жыл бұрын
That was EPIC! 🤘🏻😵💫
@MrLoungist3 жыл бұрын
Ground: I’m here for you ,bro.
@SillyZestyDogАй бұрын
At least most of them are wearing helmets 👍
@dianemckimmy57013 жыл бұрын
Daily fails of the week
@D.S.Borromeo3 жыл бұрын
Man FailArmy You Got Good Fails Video
@Hazzer773 жыл бұрын
I noticed that the subtitles have been wrong in a lot of the episodes. For example at 1:50 they say "him scared" although I believe they actually say "I'm scared". I noticed two other mistakes in this video alone.