epic immortal snail memes that I found

[@cirilioaragon4529]

After getting touched you black out then wake up low to the ground realizing you’ve become the snail

[@supapoopatroopa6882]

You must now touch another immortal human to truly die

[@Nich011]

Your vision slowly fades to black and you feel like you're spinning, when you suddenly feel cold and hear the galloping of horses and wheels on the dirt. "Hey, you, you're finally awake!"

[@cooperknutson3616]

@@supapoopatroopa6882 so the cycle of snail continues eternally throughout all galaxies and time?

[@supapoopatroopa6882]

@@cooperknutson3616 yeh

[@greatdune3174]

@@Nich011 Yes.

[@tephlin1405]

I like to think that the snail, too, will die as it touches you, and because it has been alive hundreds of thousands of years before you, it's fixed on looking for you as its sole mission that will finally grant it release

[@Namato360]

This. Just this comment.

[@Namato360]

I love it so much.

[@_aWiseMan]

Imagine touching it and realizing it doesnt kill either of you.. After you have lived through multiple universes being destroyed and recreated you both finally exept fate only to realize it was a sick joke. The lives you lost the family whose faces you cant remember the name you cant even imagine all for nothing all the time and effort only to realize you are trapped with no death possible and then you break down in tears... trying to punch the air only to flip over in the infinite depths that is your slowly decaying universal loop and sit there crying begging for it to end but to no avail. I made up a villain with that as his backstory in a phycological thriller The nobody king is what i call him a man without meaning with out a name with out identity...the most terrifying of fates

[@jontayy6592]

@@_aWiseMan holy shit

[@LucasN00b]

@@_aWiseMan i NEED a movie about this NOW

[@cllncl]

I like how everyone has an unspoken agreement that THAT song is the theme of the Snail

[@Dogrub]

It fits perfectly at this time

[@jotapedonoso4696]

S dramatic bittersweet song for a somewhat dramatic meme

[@martezdavis2725]

Bruh what is the snail?

[@cllncl]

@@martezdavis2725 the original of the question about the snail cites "If both you and a super-intelligent snail were given 1,000,000$ and immortality, but you would die if the snail touched you, would you do it?"

[@bqpahdoesstuff5123]

A Christmas theme? WTF?

[@evgenkhersonets880]

This is such an interesting concept. Like, you can make a sci-fi, a horror or an action movie out of it

[@crippledrip5329]

I want this to be a manga tbh its got a lot of potential

[@theedtity437]

Doctor who episode heaven sent has a similar concept and is one of the best episodes out

[@incription]

i think it's kind of overused concept, it's basically "run from the killer" or something like that

[@crippledrip5329]

@@incription Well I personally think that its a really good new concept.I mean you just oversimplified the shit out of it,which is something people do a lot with a show or movie to make it seem bad when their is so much more,and its a shallow way to look at it.I think this has an insane amount of potential tbh.

[@kj-zx1zp]

this is basically it follows with small changes

[@frugallul]

Imagine having an immortal being who's seen atrocities and witnessed so many loved ones die be afraid of a snail

[@Kiwi-Bird.]

hey wait a minute....

[@Kiwi-Bird.]

you watch baby harp seal ch too!? :D

[@jhalilxvii]

By that point I doubt it'd just be a regular snail anymore.

[@cgijokerman5787]

Okay, imagine a sci-fi dark comedy with genuine hints of cosmos horror as the charming, witty and talkative protagonist who can't die keeps outwitting the ever evolving snail and getting into shenanigans with his immortality but then he keeps outliving everyone and everything. Hundreds of thousands of years pass. The earth is but a shell of it's former self. There is no plant life. No water. Nothing but an cold frozen landscape. The protagonist wants to die but can't. He just can't. He's starting to fear that a meteor shower that broke the earth apart flung the snail into space. The protagonist is breaking down. He can't deal with the loneliness. He can't deal with the purposelessness of his life. An arrogant decision to become rich led him to the end of everything he wanted. He had it all, now he has nothing and no one. We watch a montage of body horror and suicide, a la groundhogs day. We watch as for 2, 40 min episodes, the protagonist is truly and fully silent. The earth is unrecognizable to him, the stars are dying out. In a last ditch effort, the protagonist starts to get his hopes up in finding another civilization beyond the stars, over billions of years he learns how to build a suitable enough rocket ship. And he flies out. Only for it to malfunction. He ejects from it. And is now endlessly floating in the sea of ever expanding nothingness. He falls into a deep slumber. Intro sequence for final episode, smash cut to flames engulfing him as he starts to crash land on another planet. Skin and an arm missing, the protagonist realizes he fell into a planet where the gravity is so dense he literally cannot move not stand up. Over thousands of years, his body adapts to the pressure but barely, he can only crawl. The weather is a constant rain of crystals embedding themselves into him. He crawls for cover. Upon reaching a cave a few hundred years later, he crawls into it only to see before him, the snail. Unable to move as well. The planet is collapsing in on itself becoming a wormhole. The protagonist tries to crawl to the snail to touch it. To end his miserable fucking existence. Then he looks at it, shell broken, body weathered and flattened unto the earth by the sheer weight of gravity. The protagonist is an inch from his broken and deformed finger touching the snail. But he decides not to. To not confine this snail to the same fate as he was. Alone. Truly alone. As the wormhole grows ever larger and consumes more and more matter, the protagonist manages a forced smile at knowing he has someone to talk to again, "who knows what we'll see next", says the snail. Or did he just imagine it? "You can talk..?" Says the protagonist, barely mustered and inaudible. The camera holds on the snail. Slowly zooming in. The noise of the wormhole cracking and devouring the planet is the sole sound. Then black. And nothing to be heard nor seen but a few stars exploding and fading out as Happy Xmas by John Lennon's plays.

[@cgijokerman5787]

In-between-quel episodes that follow the protagonists life through the end of civilization, where he starts off as having fun and going boldly into the unknown with a hint of fear and hesitancy underlying his dialogue. Eventually it will organically lead up to the final years of civilization where the protagonist is in battle simply to feel something. Emotionless, bored and the world mainly occupied by automatons fighting an unwinnable war. We show the major bombs drop. No more humans. No more animals. Only automatons for company. The protagonist is teaching them about what it means to be human... Except the ai asks if he's even still human. Time lapse of the night sky where you can see what seems to be a shooting star nearing...

[@corporatecapitalism]

Can I have your permission to possible create something with this in the future?

[@cgijokerman5787]

@@corporatecapitalism yes!

[@BobozaNDJ]

I would def watch this

[@WoeUponThee]

Sorry to ruin the beautiful story, but floating through space and eventually not thinking because you’re immortal is a JoJo reference.

[@momsaccount4033]

This meme is just an excellent showcase of everybody’s inadequate understanding of how lifespans in the cosmic scale work

[@jackreid2664]

Or... It's a joke so they didn't put much thought into it?

[@KiltedShepherd]

Or what you can accomplish with a Million Dollars, like yea it's a lot but not space program or making your own kingdom a lot. Edit: Sorry it's 10 million

[@brodyrichter8113]

@@KiltedShepherd But you don’t have to eat or drink, that would save a decent bit.

[@KiltedShepherd]

@@brodyrichter8113 I don't remember them saying anything about not needed to eat, you just get the money, I could be wrong it's been a while but the entire game is you get money but x happens.

[@scpbr25]

@@KiltedShepherd it's full immortality,that is: no need to eat,drink,age or breath.

[@fatgamertim4544]

This actually made me tear up a little, the snail is literally the only thing that will ever care and stick to you, its ur only family.

[@supremevictoryduck1488]

True ending: After designing 1000 plans to get the snail away from you, you realize that eternity is a heavy burden a soul cannot take, so you embrace the snail and free both yourself and the snail from its fatal destiny

[@КириллТрифонов-е5ф]

What I get from this video: people don’t know when the Solar System and the Universe will die

[@yosh1625]

What I get from this comment: You cant take a joke

[@quanlinlingdingle1016]

What I get from this video: people that think galaxy collides destroys anything

[@Chaos-bq6mc]

@@yosh1625 What I get from this reply: He has a point you know.

[@domehammer]

Technically we don't know if the universe will die. It might just repeat on loop. Also it could be black holes can take you to another universe.

[@zherean42069]

@@domehammer probably, We don't know what's inside a black hole

[@tuopi27]

i love that the two consensus in this meme are that 1. the true curse was the immortality, not the snail 2. the theme song is "happy xmas" by John Lennon

[@bathtubs.]

i would like to imagine that the snail and you are happy when seeing eachother at the end of time. your tired of the torment and the snail is tired of the waiting. as the universe as we now it ends, you kneel down to get near the snails level, then putting a hand out. you lift it up and it stares the horizon. you collapse to the ground and all you see is darkness. an hour later you are at the beginning of time, but everything is.. tall? your very slow as well and you aren't in your body.. your the snail. you are the snail the only way to really die is to kill another immortal. finally, after another long lifetime you touch the next immortal, feeling the sweet embrace of death.

[@phaetonxi344]

Plot Twist: The snail isn't chasing you to kill you, it's actually vice versa. It doesnt want immortality.

[@thedankestlord5584]

I love this meme so much, especially at 0:28 makes me laugh every time🤣🤣

[@cyberpunkgirl6465]

i hollered ! best one so far

[@Giro98-gg]

thats not a POV

[@epik12theprofilepicisntmya87]

@@Giro98-gg it is

[@HODOR3476]

Ah! **Gasp** **Screams into the nothing**

[@davidalonsosariego2618]

These memes are always surprisingly emotional and I don't understand why

[@matyascerny8461]

1:51 hits pretty hard

[@user-wq8iy4lu7e]

Guess i'll feel free to screenshot

[@josiahtrelawny9303]

5:44 should have been: Me watching as the snail convinces all my friends that I need to die.

[@realkingofantarctica]

I adore this meme. Top 3 of the year next to "I thlammed my penith" and "I'm in NYC just hanging out."

[@opwop123]

There’s a movie called “It Follows” that has a similar concept to the snail always creeping towards you.

[@KraftingtonFRFR]

But sadly no money or immortality in exchange lol, just a creepy mf in the background of every picture you take

[@Xevvky]

The snail is the only way out of this cruel reality

[@Szpieg2000]

imagine if they created a way to ressurect dead people with 100% accuracy and you clicking the button was point less because you could've gotten the bonus without the snail part, now you're doomed to run away from the snail

[@nostillno1912]

But if the snail kills you then you can just be revived?

[@Harmonica821]

If I was the snail I would spend like 100 years making a suit of Armor like terminator to hunt down the immortal more effectively

[@MrSlangNBang]

I like how 2:11 implies you had relations with the snails sister

[@este2885]

Snail meme will never die just like me and the snail

[@KiltedShepherd]

You do die, only the snail is immortal.

[@Flibbityjibbity13]

No, you are immortal until it touches you.

[@KiltedShepherd]

@@Flibbityjibbity13 ah, it's been a while since I've listened to the podcast.

[@Idras74]

perfect existential horror

[@mokongthe3856]

The fact that there's a Genuine lore behind this meme is just amazing 👌

[@loganisabigboy6931]

Why does the song fit so well for these memes

[@HAZYPANCAKES]

I would just lock the snail in a jar and hang it on a chain on my jacket and go on immortal adventures with it. Possibly even invented technology to tame it so it won’t ever touch me and me and the snail can live our immortal lives in peace.

[@urekmazino2086]

You think the immortal snail won't evolve?

[@widebhb950]

The fact that the povs are action, sci-fi, horror and the song is just about Christmas is the funniest shit i have ever seen

[@strevortni]

The music hits really hard with this meme

[@strevortni]

@La Pera happy xmas i think

[@light_switch___8920]

@@strevortni it’s war is over

[@strevortni]

@@light_switch___8920 yes, "happy xmas (war is over)"

[@ssps9832]

Find the snail, put it in a box and keep it ad company as we are the last beings on earth

[@gelnox]

we could make a movie out of this

[@pan6483]

Yo i found yo

[@maynardz03]

legit you could write a never ending series out of this concept, you can even change it from a snail, to another person, or maybe something else entirely

[@joshuafreling2618]

I feel like I’ve developed a personal relationship with that snail, we’ve seen everything together I know it’s all a meme but it still kinda hits hard

[@georgia2954]

I love that some people have taken this meme as a way to channel their anxieties about the inevitability of death and synthesize them into something beautifully bittersweet. And also very funny.

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

Darkstalker, who was trapped underground for just 2000 years and grew to gargantuan sizes watching us remain normal sized:

[@danishnadeem1343]

Specials thanks to : Me , the snail and the background theme for giving us the most phenomenal piece of art yet created by mankind!

[@nihel3144]

Imagine both of em just getting stuck on a supermassive blackhole, unable to move waiting only for it to slowly evaporate into nothingness to finally end their torture

[@skellaboyo2782]

That is a whole nother level of screwed up

[@literal-tree]

galaxies colliding doesn't actually affect anything lol. everything's way too far apart for it to actually physically interact

[@SuperDZ555]

0:28 ima be honest this one made me laugh

[@Sydfxs]

Me and snail after 18268272 years both of us managee to become the strongest existence in the universe: Me: SNAILLLLL SNAIL: HUMANNNN

[@noir.9354]

I like how the snail doesn't even remember your name by that point

[@dingdawng]

Imagine the snail develops technology to get away from you and never allows you to embrace the sweet release of death and you spend eternity alone never getting that final wish

[@IbeatHalo1onLegendary]

I like how after all these years people are still bringing up Battlefield 1

[@jorgeveraortiz3423]

0:00 discussing about this, When two galaxies collide, the probability of to stars or even two space objects is very low. So when the Andromeda Galaxy and the milky way will collide we won't get hurt by anything, it will be such a giant firework show (probably in that time will be dead because of the sun imploding in itself and destroying the solar system xd)

[@genericcreator6467]

Whenever you see somebody running or sprinting just imagine they are being chased by a snail.

[@camobeasto6909]

When the universe ends before you die: *snailmate*

[@tomasheredia9829]

Ill be honest, I probably won't survive 20 years

[@thatguy5183]

Me and the snail in 42069 celebrating the combined funny numbers

[@thatguy763]

There's something that just came to my head, another angle to look at this... What if... the snail, having super intelligence... also understood and was given the same deal? Would they also run away? Or is it that the snail, smart enough to understand that immortality in their purest form... wasn't good at all? What if the snail... also dies if it touched you? Neither of you can end without touching the other. So you both never see each other. But then... the snail. The same snail. It comes to kill you. It wants death and you're the answer. It will either stay alive knowing that one person will never leave their timeline, or die with the one person who will one day in a billion years seek it. What then? Anyway, I'm going to fail this math test real quick, brb

[@wheresprototype3507]

6:35 for me is the most touching

[@Koko-rc3pz]

Me: (Runs to get a jar and starts waiting) The snail, 300 years later: *(is an african snail)*

[@derorayyun]

I would put salt on my hand and then have the snail touch me so that when I die it dies too

[@binterwinterboyii1095]

I like how everyone has agreed the snail is capable of all of these things

[@hunterphillips4477]

After getting killed by the snail you wake up and discover its always been a skyrim meme

[@ChumpX2]

Me going to touch the snail after everyone I know and love has died

[@SlurpyTheDog]

1:51 hits different ngl

[@Sleepii..]

I love how little people know about the earth dying. It’s as simple as the sun growing big enough to burn all life to death, and then dying out leaving the earth to just become cold.

[@HzlTanooki]

Everybody else: I don't want to float endlessly in space me: ah yes i can finally finish all my dreams

[@avalancherelapse]

today i found out theres a whole fandom for a snail.

[@thatonecrusader7209]

4:10 this song accually fits this scene

[@LuuxanCreosai]

Me and the snail resting on a bench, watching the death of the universe together having set aside our differences for one last moment.

[@fereldensandwich982]

This would fit so well in Devilman Crybaby's last scene

[@terpsidance.]

The choice of song is bizarre and yet considering horror movie trends it is fitting in it's own way...

[@ThisIsArty]

now i know 1% of the pain a grocery store employee feels

[@Royle-18]

I like to think that all of the memes are just... all the same man and snail

[@kenzief6690]

It's 4053. You've lived a good life, or you used to. All of your family lived and died normal lives, there's no one left now. You've lived so long to see the good and the bad in people, you can spend a minute with someone and tell what kind of person they are. But have you ever truly made a real connection? There was always a gap in any relationship you'd had; you would continue living and they would all die. So now you sit here on an old wooden park bench. The world has evolved with far more comfortable and futuristic seating, but you find comfort in this old wooden bench that shakes when you sit down. Beside you is the snail. You look towards it and see it looking back at you. "Humans are disgusting creatures" you say to the snail. "They all have some kind of good in them . . . but they can't seem to help but ruin others lives directly or indirectly." You've lived so long that you've seen the awful things some people have done, the corrupt leaders of the world and their followers. You can't take anymore of this destruction. You look at the moon as it slowly rises with some chunks missing, it so much dimmer than you remember. As if the disgraces of humanity have made the moon loose faith as well, similar to you. You look back towards the snail and realize that it's the only one that won't leave you. Does it feel lonely? The snail never made conmections other than you . . . but it too has seen the wrongs and rights of the world, mostly the wrongs. Isn't the snail tired of this as well? You take one final look at the moon as it rises above your head. "Thanks for sticking around," you say to the snail. "Not that you had much of a choice, but thank you." You take a deep breath and touch the snail.

[@ericn1912]

The unspoken choice of song is impeccable

[@milanfisher1462]

commenting so more people see this banger vid

[@brunodesutia6906]

Alone end : you touch the snail , but he die , now you are Alone forever

[@alcyon7536]

In the beginning I was running away from the snail, in the end I realized the only thing I was running from was myself

[@sovietonion273]

For some reason that "This is Christmas What Have we Done song" and the snail killing you and other video thing makes me cry. Edit: Thanks for the compliation have yourself a subscribe.

[@jevanfifkov7500]

Do people forget what they can do when they are immortal? They can literally take over the world if done correctly

[@cmcphotography1]

Physical altercations can still occur

[@jevanfifkov7500]

@@cmcphotography1 well that's just agony at this point

[@cmcphotography1]

@@jevanfifkov7500 Yeah. So I don't think world domination will be so easy if they just keep you locked up until the end of time

[@skellaboyo2782]

A lot of people have taken over the world and plus what do you do after taking over everything you'd only wish for death since you've physically and mentally done everything

[@jevanfifkov7500]

@@skellaboyo2782 Well they can always go beyond the world and colonise space and if the immortal leader gets tired, he can always touch the snail to end it all

[@azurecorviknight4189]

After the snail kills its victim... It explodes with a little fart noise, leaving a scorched golden shell.

[@mellenium_20]

Plot twist: You and the snail join forces you and the snail knowing that both of you together are unstoppable, than you and all the snails in the entire world join you.

[@octonitro]

the snail is unaware that it will be as lonely as the person its trying to kill if it does kill them

[@alexrusset8614]

People keep getting the universe lifetime wrong. It'll last several magnatudes longer than tens of billions of years.

[@Kurachikento]

Me and the snail sitting on a bench together after 10,000 years of suffering

[@nothokage9063]

We need to make a full movie out of this

[@rex9599]

Snail can kill. It can't be killed

[@Zenthex]

if it's the big crunch, the snail always wins.

[@lederpu]

Holy crap I forgot about that concept JFJFJF it's nice to see it come back

[@Starshlp]

0:03 BUT THE EARTHS GONNA ONLY LAST FOR 7 BIL YEARS!!

[@lunatpr5594]

Power move: transfer your consciousness into a robot body, therefore preventing the snail from killing you as machines can't be killed

[@thegachalifesquad2940]

"How's your sister" Dude, I miss cayde so much. I never got to complete the dlc before it was vaulted

[@TenshiYerlin]

Me and the snail watches The Milky Way Explodes as blackholes starts to appear.

[@daedalus5466]

The only good Christmas song

[@FabioliRavioli]

Why do these memes so emotional to me? I was legit crying

[@FabioliRavioli]

I'm crying again 😭

[@theworthysoul]

I believe it was confirmed the snail would also die upon killing you, as if all it wants is to leave the mortal plane and rest.

[@gentelmen...5450]

2:50 my whole life purpose is to find this music now

[@Tackster]

Attack of the Killer Queen - Deltarune

[@gentelmen...5450]

@@Tackster damn... Should have finished that game. I finished Undertsle but i didnt played deltarune to play with part 2

[@OLIVERGAMINGFUNNY]

I absolutely love this meme, it's so interesting

[@venomasmark14]

People always seem determined to escape or to trap the snail in an inescapable hellish prison of some sort. The issue with those is eventually, as one of these memes even says: your loved ones all pass, you're left alone eventually with yourself in a world where the only thing that can release you is either on some other planet in another universe, or locked away somewhere that's hard, if not impossible to get to. You can only be alone for so long before it becomes unbearable (personally like to think that the Snail dies after reaching you, both of you had given a chase for ages, you both deserve the rest)

[@grimpaladin4005]

Some of these are deep and hit really hard

[@luciddream5055]

Speaking the truth, this is one of the best tiktok I have ever seen..

[@doog_root9493]

Me and the snail in the next 7 billion years realizing that the sun will explode soon

[@in_defensione_libertatis]

As long as both live, they have purpose

[@cats_12076]

That snail was hitting the griddy tho 💀

[@CoopaiNuse]

Me and the snail on the last planet as it explodes deciding to end our immortality instead of endlessly float in the void.

[@KiltedShepherd]

When your meme outlives your company. Lol

[@nachovyofficial]

POV: you die and at your funeral you hear “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)” by John Lennon play:

[@ARHZONE]

Just imagine finally making peace with the snail and letting him touch you after so long and both your lives end...only to wake up at the exact moment before you took the deal to become immortal...and knowing what would happen, you turn down the deal to live your life as is...and as you walk away...you come across a familiar looking snail. Knowing that he is harmless know, would you simply walk away...or take him in as a pet/friend?