Minecraft But An Immortal Snail Is Hunting Me

[@madmango4170]

I posed this idea to my dad. He said to give him a few days to answer. Three days later he came back with calculations of how long it would take the snail to go from my house to Australia and said yes he would

[@kfurgie999]

Snail makes it onto a rocket, falls into his yard on way back from space

[@Vindenci]

The original gave power to snail and rules to make more dinamic 1- Snail cannot be trapped, any form of prison Snail will phase through or teleport 2- Theres a distance you have to be otherwise snail will teleport near you, it depends but the margin is like half earth so we ignore this one 3- Snail knows where you are all times so you can't hide from it and only you can see it, some people found a loop hole where you buy someone to keep the snail away, you can't touch her but other can

[@kuripunpuri]

Tbh it’s easy to calculate if you know how many inches or cm the snail takes in a minute, then you use the formula from physics with time divided by distance and shi, basically yeah, your dad is smart

[@Cheetodust_vr]

since when did I order a yappachino from yapbucks

[@aarash6982]

​@@Cheetodust_vrsince when did you actually order sir.

[@Clone_L]

This snail meme always knows where I am on the internet and somehow finds me....

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

you can never escape the snail

[@johnfabbri9572]

He's hunting you too

[@RadioactiveWaffless]

it's werid how the snail stopped chasing me 2 years ago

[@sausageandbuns]

it is a warning, it is REAL and it is coming

[@thebiggestbird6033]

​@@RadioactiveWafflesshe got bored

[@awfulroffle]

It's weird, this video was wayyy more attention keeping than any sort of "made for retention" type for me specifically BECAUSE you were just talking. Felt like listening to a friend on call. Lovely!

[@Manimaniac-pw6eq]

same!

[@subagada]

Yeah relatable

[@Whythiswhenihaveme]

I also like not talking when I’m on call with a friend!

[@Sonorus22]

Exactly! I didnt know I needed this kind of content in my life before this lmao

[@subagada]

@@Sonorus22 i agree

[@MrBirb24]

Oh no, the snail *traps snail in box* Phew

[@DanielTunder]

Why they all act like its big deal 😭 (Why dont they just trap it 💀)

[@LeeDassin]

If I could mod I’d make it that the snail can break any block in the game. It would do it slowly but still means it could not be trapped. In real life, yeah pay someone to trap the snail 😂

[@SEAkuaa]

In the actual question it's implied that it's unable to be stopped

[@nataliamoralescastillo1127]

*puts in glass cube with rock tied to it* ez

[@beaclaster]

​@@LeeDassintrap it in open door (got you hardcore zombie)

[@schmorporatefool]

Your commentary is really nice! Only stumbled across this channel by accident, but I think I'll stay a while! It'll shorten the wait for Silksong haha

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

thank you very much! hopefully silksong will be out one day soon

[@kalnoxisreal]

it’s me hornet I have been summoned and I’m here with the silksong release year. It shawll release in 9998. gudbye

[@epicfail3167]

Regarding the immortality vs die immediately: No. Never immortality Picture earth exploding, or a black hole sucking it up, and you still can't die Even without a catastrophic event, you'd have to deal with all your friends and family dying over and over and over again I choose death

[@killersombrioyt7422]

you got the choice to die whenever you want, touching the snail or letting it get to you.

[@seanyboy64]

Plus the physical pain wont end

[@erickck240]

@@killersombrioyt7422well if the earth blows up or something happens to you before you wanna die there's no way your finding that snail

[@killersombrioyt7422]

@@erickck240 that's a thing, but that's very unlikely to happen. havinf a way to put the snail close to you and making it unable to touch you can be a thing too, for example putting it into a jar or something that locks it.

[@Goobert1]

​@@erickck240 but that snail will find you

[@lofkii]

the warden beefing with the snail is so funny to me for no reason

[@Rian-op4rg]

Snail: your doom The wood box: your doomed

[@Flying_cat112]

I think in one of the versions it said the snail could go through any obstacles in its way so its not rigged

[@MarqueeliusThe_III]

@@Flying_cat112Build a house in the sky

[@michaeldonald3851]

He won't have a video then😮

[@jackiethegreat7509]

It would be so funny if the box was like: *you’re*

[@KingCutes-oo9bf]

this is 100% a toji fushiguro moment. and he wouldnt spend it on child support.

[@DarkEva096]

earths gone universe is gone being completely immortal is a terrifying thought

[@PatchworkRose567]

That’s when you just let the snail take you before it comes to that

[@DarkEva096]

@@PatchworkRose567 in my idea here there is no snail

[@Steeleater-09]

BRO YOUR YAPPING SESSION ABOUT DYING IS THE EXACT SAME FOR ME Except I still get a lot of anxiety from thinking about death But yeah sometimes I would also do that a long time ago lmao It’s good to know someone else relates/related

[@glerpglerpglerp]

I also relate, I've always been anxious abt it lol

[@King.tech.]

Great video! I enjoy it when the video I watch isn’t full of insanely stupid commentary. I enjoyed this one, you got me to press subscribe!

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

thank you very much! i'm glad you enjoyed (:

[@Cherri_Dxrling]

3:54 honorable The Thing mention 🙏

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

the GOAT of all GOATs

[@itzwill6764]

I love how you are actually talking to the audience about interesting things and engaging the audience instead of being like other yters who just scream for 20 min straight

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

i'm glad you enjoy!

[@SALON_V_STILE_TRIBAL]

I like how he's absolutely not talking about minecraft and immortal snail

[@li-lilia]

this feels to me almost like a podcast but with minecraft on the background and i fw it heavy

[@familytablet6453]

Anyone come here SPECIFICALLY from Wild Life 3?

[@diker459]

Fr

[@bugsinmypocket7484]

its so nice to watch a new (to me) minecraft youtuber who doesnt have The Minecraft Voice or follows the mr beast format with qucik cuts, over reactions and just LOUD, its so nice to hear someone just, talk and play the game :)

[@FarmersGaming24]

So THIS is where the wild life mod came from

[@Merp-e9e]

“Where you go, I go… what you see I see…”

[@fauxvvounds]

🏃‍♂

[@Lixonus]

I like that he's talking instead of creating cheap jumpscares and screaming to microphone for no reason

[@Bonniewilltakeoverrrr]

i need to start counting the mom mentions😭👏

[@unknowable4147]

WildLife from the Life series brought me here haha!

[@KazBiologyKazoo]

These videos are genuinely the only ones I can watch with nothing else in the background like music. 10/10 great video with great commentary!!

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

thank you very much!

[@vrinnmetagen]

why does the snail get money? why not just have it be that you become immortal and get money and the snail is immortal and wants to kill you?

[@zash6698]

So it can buy a plane to chase you

[@Plane_Person]

Then how does it get a taxi ride to you?

[@OliverFinn-sg8ly]

It’s super intelligent, it will find away

[@Panda15593]

@@OliverFinn-sg8lybro off it will it always knows where you are at

[@IamAVeryNormalSonicEnjoyer]

​@@Panda15593 snails are slow af, just keep moving, faster than the snail's slow ahh, and you'll be good to go.

[@Brush421]

Alt title: Toji Fushiguro vs Snailkuna

[@ReedyRoot]

WILD LIFE

[@lewweston8914]

I love this video. It’s so chill. No over the top editing, no loud music, and just random conversation. It just feels like I’m listening to my friend yap away on a call. 10/10 will be returning.

[@Pehan14]

I really like this format of not really just wanting to focus on the mod and really just talking as a normal person never really think i saw it before

[@-_.-Moonlight-._-]

Is anyone else here just thinking of Wildlife????

[@quizinurface]

Yea

[@Mach-SonicBoom]

Me after watching grians latest video

[@BeanzStudioz]

ikr

[@_hazura]

I don't usually leave comments, but I feel like I have to this time. There are countless creators out there who are constantly talking, but I have to say, the way you communicate in your videos is truly unique. It doesn’t feel overdone or exhausting-instead, it comes across as authentic and personal. There’s a warmth and depth in your delivery that really sets you apart, and honestly, that’s something a lot of other content lacks. You’ve definitely earned a new subscriber today. Keep doing what you’re doing: your videos are inspiring, thought-provoking, and leave a lasting impression!

[@JonasSchwabeland]

Buddy. Put a circle of salt around the snail irl.

[@arandomhashbrown3756]

It's inmortal

[@RU1vs]

It probably doesn't even fell pain

[@snakewithapen5489]

​​@arandomhashbrown3756 immortal, but is it indestructible? If I crush it with a brick will it be fine and unharmed, or will it just continue to live in an agonized squished puddle

[@NRH_1776]

@@snakewithapen5489Invincible, immortal, unstoppable. That’s the point

[@thecyclope_9643]

Hes immortal dumbass

[@Kloudzies]

who here after the snail episode from the life series

[@Greyninja049]

Me bruh,

[@Itsbugsnaxs]

Ooo I guess the wild life series took this idea

[@thebf109guy]

talking about minecraft and the snail ❌ yapping ✅ i love it

[@MateoPoyart]

0:14 what’s your plan not do you take the deal but same thing

[@simseq_]

I don't really know what i was expecting but i clearly wasn't expecting some dude running away from snail while talking about his whole life and decisions about random things.

[@ptarmigamer8443]

Wild life? Btw good video

[@st.altair4936]

The vibe of this video with the commentary about various things honestly goes very hard

[@Nam3H3r3]

This snail is intelligent and realizes that it’s immortal, and being immortal, it doesn’t need anything. This includes useless human cash, why would it hunt me for something useless to it? Spite? Did I kill its family?

[@Leameee]

I suppose we could assume the snail is instinctually urged to kill us, the million dollars would allow it means to achieve it's goal faster maybe via buying faster transportation

[@blackbloom8552]

Its like the meeseeks from rick and morty. Existence is pain for the snail and it will do anything to bring it to an end.

[@Nam3H3r3]

@@blackbloom8552 1 Month after I comment this and I’m still getting replies xd

[@babygirl5748]

It's not hunting you for cash, it's just hunting you. No reason, just hunting you.

[@AngryTurttleYT-k1k]

I like how this guy actually talked about interesting things while making the gameplay engaging. Many "popular" youtubers just scream at the dumbest stuff and get hundreds of thousands of vews, this guy doesn't care, he just talks while playing a game.

[@NotRealClover]

the yapping is entertaining asf

[@Jemstic]

if you consider this as yap then bro has never talked to a person

[@TheMightyFlabbergaster]

The snail knows where it is at all times...

[@RedVRCC]

gaijin basically if you don't buy golden eagles

[@Kashuan]

This guy talks a lot but it's like oddly comforting for some reason

[@RU1vs]

I don't know why, but, it's scary somehow to me the idea of a imortal being chasing u down forever, and being so slow that it can reach u when u least expect🤔

[@amberbencaz922]

This is where it starts. 1:12

[@snazzy-doodle4]

Thanks😂

[@EmilioOrtiz-bt8yl]

bro was yapping

[@HarryLonghurst-q9t]

2:44 i thought both of them where immortal

[@mikurowl4473]

Watching this for Minecraft gameplay: ❌ Watching this just to listen how you talk about your life: ✅

[@baljeetkanth0655]

0:26 toji skin 🔥🔥

[@deltaace6426]

4:45 THIS. I remember being in shambles over this, but I’ll never forget this conversation my 8 year old self had with my adoptive mom. “The suns gonna blow up, people are going to die!” She looked at me and went “You’ll be dead long before that happens.” I just smiled and said “I’ll be dead before I’m 20.” (Foster system gave me an interesting view on life) Guys. I turn 20 in 4 days. It’s surreal.

[@jackdominguez207]

Happy belated birthday bro

[@GreyYT547]

The red giant I heard this and was like 😭😭😭 like some how thought. That 80’000 years was not long tbh 💀

[@bumper3241]

Unrelated to your gooey friend, but I absolutely love how the video is just a chill conversation with the audience and not a hyperactive shit show that's way too loud, I really really liked it.

[@FentWalker]

Smiling friends is peak

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

I LOVE SMILING FRIENDS

[@hakemtheboss7961]

This guy has like a ton of communities watching his channel lol

[@Jasonslays]

Why

[@chameleondemeleon9642]

Because this guy has the attention span of a goldfish ​@@Jasonslays

[@malleuscalgary]

@@Jasonslayshe yaps about a lot of stupid bs

[@Music_Catter]

I liked his yapping tho, i dont think its stupid bs

[@malleuscalgary]

@@Music_Catter because you’re a bundle of sticks

[@bonnietelocole6777]

Depends on the rules of immortality. If you can still d!e by your own hand, but just can't by others hands/natural causes, then yes, I'll take the immortality. If it's just living no matter what, then absolutely not. That's to much, and I wouldn't be able to mentally survive that.

[@barnykirashi]

"Why are you playing minecraft? *GO BACK GRINDING!"* -The Snail.

[@kingtankwrx]

What are you doing commenting get back to war thunder

[@RedVRCC]

the snail will find you no matter where you run... *war thunder is pain*

[@kingtankwrx]

@@RedVRCC what are you doing? Commenting get back on war thunder

[@RedVRCC]

@@kingtankwrx oh shit you're right the snail is gonna steal my soul now Back to stock grinding the Su-27SM...

[@Lukepuke311]

emesis blue is the best horror movie from the past few years

[@ProfessionalHater-bru]

I love how he talks so much about his personal life and talks to us like were actually there, well deserved sub

[@syllarwalker1925]

Ok im at 9:07 so i haven't finished this yet but im wondering if the first snail just randomly shows up with the second snail like HEY BEEEECH like the guy from hasbin hotel

[@dataware5496]

The challenge didn’t seem to hard so you could make it harder by: A) Making the snail duplicate over time B) Make it become faster over time C) Add restrictions eg no using trapdoors to stop the snails D) Make yourself slower

[@FentWalker]

Bro every mention is a based opinion, so good

[@Froggy550]

“You get 1millon dollars but a snail is following you and knows your location if it touches you you die” said the wizard I took the offer “of course I’ll take it” I said I get my 1mil and flew to Australia. A couple years later o had a daughter and we were at the park I haven’t seen or heard about the snail in a while… my daughter walked over to me holding her hand out as she said “dad! Dad! Look I found a snail!!” The second she said that sentence I knew it was over for me…

[@redninja9969]

I never really wanted to make any assumptions but is your minecraft skin Toji from JJK ? it might be a stupid question considering ur pfp on Discord is Toji 😭

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

all good bro! but yes, my skin is toji!

[@Pepe-segundo]

Gaijin always follows you

[@oosopolarr]

He didn't buy gold eagles

[@KenanZilla]

War thunder

[@RedVRCC]

*ATTACK THE D POINT!*

[@ironnight8142]

How to beat the snail: Hire a group of people to capture the snail and put it into a container, then dump the container into a cement sidewalk

[@Twig0622]

Decoy snail

[@erickck240]

And then you'll be alive to see the earth blow up and suffer in pain in space and then eventually get sucked into a black hole, still in a bunch of pain and meet the end of the universe, just out there, for eternity

[@Apple_Candy666]

This guy is so wholesome and funny at the same time, this guy makes for an awesome friend, i love this guy, protect him at all cost

[@princembat]

i know it would make it probably way too easy but i bet if someone built a floating base, the snail could just never get to the base. no idea if it can climb waterfalls if someone wanted to use a waterfall to get to their base instead of jumping or smthn lol

[@favoritestblondie]

if this guy started a podcast i would be an avid listener

[@ImTheMostViralDealWithIt]

One thing i don't like about your video is that the whole point and dilemma of taking the snail deal is that you would be immortal unable to die until the snail catches up and unalived you in the worst way possible.

[@bloodmonk61]

I really want to see a hardcore series with this snail, but the point is to focus on normal gameplay so the snail is almost forgotten except when it nearly catches the player off guard.

[@Lolo_225]

I like this channel it’s very relaxed.

[@SirPogsalotCreates]

this video has such an odd vibe to it. like it's just a guy being chill and talking about life with minecraft gameplay in the background but there's still this underlying sense of unease because you know that no matter how secure you feel, there's a snail out there somewhere, and it knows where you are

[@imapotato1111]

It's immortal but not drug resistance. I will give someone half my money to make sure this snail is asleep 24/7

[@FVAC_Incorporation]

Cover yourself with dirt blocks.. BOOM

[@christianstein8461]

This video was insanely refreshing ive never felt this comfortable watching a youtuber. It feels way too natural for yk youtube. It felt like i was actually talking to you

[@meowmeowmeow1312]

oh no dont touch me snail ;P blehhh

[@joaojonito3764]

Bro yaps so much and I fucking love it

[@Bloxy_Animator]

wait a minute you died at 2:50

[@Panda15593]

And?

[@Errordimensions]

⁠@@Panda15593i think he thought this video he was immortal

[@Panda15593]

@@Errordimensions maybe

[@yeyzarz]

⁠@@Errordimensionswell why not? You ARE supposed to be immortal along with the snail.

[@whomidity3953]

​@@yeyzarzit'd be boring

[@itsjustme5161]

So glad someone knows about raccoon eggs. I loved him back in the day. You are an excellent talker man

[@حارثسہی]

I havent watched the video as a disclaimer. Wild life session 3 looks suspiciously similar?...?

[@BeanzStudioz]

ikr

[@glittle2023]

I think Grian got the permission for the code and models most likely.

[@حارثسہی]

@@glittle2023 I hope so

[@Markplaysgames.]

0:30 toji outfit=25% win-rate

[@blackstone12]

This is so underated

[@OhHeckItsTristan]

you're too kind!

[@jomy10-games]

Refreshing content. I love the honest talk. Subscribed!

[@Mistahphoje]

5:46 GD REFERENCE???????!!!!!!!!!!

[@ItsAyJay]

What's gd

[@Mistahphoje]

@@ItsAyJay geometry dash

[@aCrAzEdFiSh]

Holy shit man eventually i just stopped thinking about silksong. i really hope it comes out in the next decade 😭

[@annylu22]

Bro got scholarship in yapology

[@Pako_345]

And I love it

[@dobutheswuz_shibby]

Idk I think the warden should get the ability to jump like really high

[@polar_boi7823]

I was already vibing to this video so well, then hollow knight was mentioned. Best KZbinr, period.

[@Real_immortal_snail]

Who summoned me

[@RedVRCC]

give me free golden eagles

[@johnthegreatish]

1:41 what's a smart snail gonna do if you build a prison for it 😂😂😂

[@JoeMcShmoeTV]

September 17th 2027

[@Mostal-iw6tw]

Nothing bad will happen to humanity on this date. Also the weather is gonna be rainy so get your umbrella

[@emz-h]

September 11th 2001

[@Mist3ym00nl1ght]

@@emz-hdude thats no-😭 🛬🏙️

[@fired_]

I like that you didnt do that weird overreaction or intense commentary and kinda just talked about random stuff. felt like a podcast with gameplay in the background and i fw it

[@pandoraio255]

yeah man we get it you like yapping 😂

[@GhostNTry]

Immortality would be fun for like 300 years

[@Shay-xn3ps]

what is the music at 0:24

[@1_Aizen_San]

There is no music, you wasted 2 seconds of my life im calling thr police

[@nazeem2835]

@@1_Aizen_Sanyes there is music in the backround 🙏😭

[@scythlins]

​@@nazeem2835no there isnt

[@nazeem2835]

not sure what its called but try searching spooky music or something like that i know its involved with memes and ghosts

[@Dr.Bright]

The legend of Johnny shogun - Johnny shogun

[@HyperShadow991]

ah yes another one of gavin free of achievement hunters ideas actually come to life

[@JulianKepler22b]

what is the seed ?

[@DaveVR83]

youtube algorithm cooked with this one

[@denthungrit1470]

Why don't t you just trap the snail or build a house thats not touching the ground and the only way to get in your house is using ladders

[@RU1vs]

Bcs then there's no point on u installing the mod

[@Mr.BugMan]

Finally, a Minecraft KZbinr that doesn’t scream the whole video

[@samborambo9336]

Had to sub when he said nope was peak