(EPILEPSY WARNING) Steamed Hams but every single frame is sorted quietest to loudest

[@rowybowie]

How long did this take I have to know

[@big-wade]

thirty minutes, python, and a dream

[@vozh-kc]

​@@big-wadedo you have the code for this somewhere?

[@big-wade]

@@vozh-kc its not that good but sure! pastebin.com/MrxREvCR edit: revised version in description

[@vozh-kc]

@@big-wade naw, don't sell yourself short mate, that's pretty solid code! also, I've been writing python for over a decade now, teaching it for the past 3 years and i never knew you can do the kind of nested tuple unpacking like you're doing around line 30, that is SO cool!

[@big-wade]

@@vozh-kc thank you so much!

[@theosouris7063]

0:36 “The sausages started smoking”

[@Jomthetoejameater]

HOW COULD YOU HEAR THAT LOL NOW I CANT UNHEAR IT

[@stellataylor7436]

OH MY GOD

[@Symbiote._.]

​@@stellataylor7436 MY ROAST IS RUINED

[@whamer100]

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS

[@starr_ry]

wow

[@MrRevillo]

This feels like I am downloading all steamed hams videos into my brain at once

[@Damian_1989]

Neo: "I know Steamed Hams"

[@сергейчернов-ъ4п]

POV: Vision command grabbed you

[@demon-goat]

@@Damian_1989 “show me”

[@lavaknight3682]

hit show Chuck

[@Unclevertitle]

@@Damian_1989 Morpheus: "May I see it?" Neo: ...no.

[@DreadBirate]

Using this as computer noises for the background of a sci fi thing

[@codyamerman146]

Perfection

[@concept5631]

I'd like to hear about the sci-fi thing.

[@simontist]

Still recognizable

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

@@simontist Eh, you can put some filters on it and no one will know

[@Octoyahu]

@@simontistIt’s recognizable but not TOO recognizable. It’d be a good easter egg.

[@Qarl23]

I've never been so relieved as when the CONSTANT lip-smacking noises finally gave way to speech.

[@532isthebestnumber]

YEAH 532ND LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Qarl23]

@@532isthebestnumber Glad I could help make the dream come true.

[@Randomcelesteenthusiast]

777 like :3

[@daltonglenn4904]

Before watching this video, I saw your comment. I thought "Oh, come on, surely it isn't that bad." Then I watched the video.

[@lou5y]

In the end, all Chalmers can do is defiantly scream the name of his nemesis as reality collapses around him.

[@a_1973_love_yourself]

Underrated comment

[@creeper326.]

SEMMOOOOOOR

[@vintage-radio]

LMAO

[@AntiGravityC9]

Chalmers' scream is what it will sound (and look) like when you have a neuralink installed and someone sends you a corrupted gif

[@Xiiki]

Ah, yes, my enemy, “EMEUEUEUEEUEEUEEAOOOAOEEOOEEUEE”

[@evylinredwood]

I woke up at nearly 2 AM to this on youtube autoplay, and I genuinely thought i was losing my goddamn mind.

[@big-wade]

Glad to know the algorithm is working as intended

[@Beehive255]

This is the best way to experience this

[@STB4G]

the hams steamed you

[@ChimpPeensRevunge]

Holy shit I would brown my shorts if this happened to me

[@ytsucksnowwiththisrealname1096]

Do you regularly fall asleep to KZbin autoplay? That seems like an unhinged way to sleep

[@LieseFury]

i love how you can hear "HEEEEELP" and "AURORA BOREALIS" getting more frequent

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

That and "SEEEEYMOOUURRR"

[@crestothegecko6279]

Seymour creates a temporal rift localized entirely within his kitchen

[@tbirddddd]

I was surprised to see that the yawn seems to be the loudest part overall.

[@VestinVestin]

@@crestothegecko6279 Can we see it?

[@Kryptnyt]

She is trying to get out

[@CrayolaSniffer8008135]

1:22 "nuclear homicide"

[@no-be3zv]

wtf it's actually so clear

[@wvking]

Bruh that’s not even anywhere close to being the original script and yet it’s so clearly spoken

[@Shifsabre]

"Nucular! It's pronounced nucular!"

[@wvking]

@@Shifsabre what reference is that from?

[@i_am_kofit]

@@wvking George Bush

[@thefalselemon579]

I can't believe part of Skinner's "OH!" Is louder than Chalmers' "Good Lord!"

[@DMMDestroyer]

or "Aurora Borealis!?!"

[@Everfalling]

Or his mother screaming

[@Quasar0406]

i'm surprised that the yawn makes up some of the loudest frames

[@gloomyeyes1527]

chalmer's "good lord" is louder, but skinner's "oh!" has more volume :)

[@waffler-yz3gw]

@@gloomyeyes1527that aint how that works

[@holdingpattern245]

the beginning sounds like a horse pulling a wagon with squeaky wheels

[@gabriellandon2593]

It does!

[@big-wade]

complete with soft chewing noises that drive me up the wall

[@alt-q1y]

Hey you, you're finally awake!

[@theussmirage]

Sounds like a portable CD player when you're out jogging

[@Curlyheart]

Godzilland Anguirus 😲

[@GoesAroundAndAround]

Getting past the “chewing era” of this video was incredibly difficult.

[@odile2odette]

the beginning was pure sensory horror

[@Overcrox]

Only the strongest misophonia sufferers will survive.

[@derpfluidvariant0916]

It was funny

[@fishnim1927]

​@@derpfluidvariant0916 Started screaming

[@CraftyMCFish]

i've never had an issue with chewing sounds until this video. I get it now

[@brace110]

I wish I could send this back to the writers room in 1992 and blow their minds

[@gabrielstrabbing5612]

everywhere at the end of steamed hams stage 4 - post-borealis confusion

[@thischannelhasadvanced]

it's just a burning roast

[@gabrielstrabbing5612]

what does it matter how my ham steams

[@vincentmaltais507]

But my ham steams for youuu~

[@xc809]

And ham steams

[@icarus313]

Temporary Steamed State

[@kirayoshikage2510]

I love how, despite the fact that the frames are felt at the same speed, it just *feels* like its getting faster, theres something about the louder chaos just feeling faster than the quieter chaos.

[@fieldrequired283]

I think it's the higher contrast in the types of sounds. All quiet sounds are pretty similar in that they're pretty close to silence. Loud sounds can be more different from one another. Basically, quieter sounds change less because they're more similar, so it sounds like they change less often. Whereas louder sounds are more audibly distinct, so you can really feel the change in audio every frame.

[@infernalsquid]

Also a lot of the quieter frames are from the same scene

[@crad12891]

It's like that meme of a music staff filled with rests but every bar the rests get shorter lengths and doubled.

[@tcorourke2007]

Faster... and violent.

[@TomGreen99]

Lisa, in this house we we obey the the laws of thermodynamics!

[@RedBoi88]

It's good to see that Steamed Hams is still getting some mileage after all these years

[@gabriellandon2593]

It's a good one

[@blu3m0nkey]

​@@gabriellandon2593good one😊

[@rollinlikebuer9059]

Perhaps a more perfect 3 minutes of television will be produced someday, but until that day steamed hams shall reign.

[@SonOfAGunYYH]

superintendent chalmers! i hope you're ready for an undying meme!

[@thekiss2083]

It's been like 4 years, calm down

[@computertoucher]

The flashes of increasingly angry facial expressions as the volume climbs is wonderful

[@OwnageTheCat]

halfway through I started feeling physically ill as my mind struggled to process what I was watching, but that soon gave way to a slight tinge of fear as the disembodied screams of Agnes Skinner were stitched together with years of shitposting

[@big-wade]

probably normal reaction to this

[@turkeysamwich00]

my impression of that part in text form: wglsd-A-lslsk-A-lho-A-ksad-A-lk-A-o-A-pa-A-healepa-A-jaom-A-m-A-wa-A-pma-A-

[@mrjoe332]

He created an amazing horror experience just for a Steamed Hams meme

[@blackborealis]

Lol, I knew I was home when I started hearing the "hellp HELLLPP!" in microsecond snippets

[@JDLupus]

This video is quite accurately what my anxiety sounds like.

[@O_vk]

The speech of a dead god, using their voices as its vessel. It is not them. They cannot be saved.

[@Faunadude]

Rip dead god

[@AstralGrain]

WOOOOOO DEAD GOD FINALLY COMPLETED TBOI WOOOOOO

[@Mossenstein]

2 more save files to go !

[@carazy123_]

💀

[@GuyMcPherson69]

Where are you quoting that from? Just asking.

[@jaqiqi33]

Chalmers screaming "seymore" distorted across the Shredded fabric of time near the end is exactly what I was hoping for

[@alex0589]

Did chris nolan write your comment

[@Void-Lizard]

Hearing Seymour's mother screaming for help for what felt like an hour was also an experience

[@boonedockshortwalk8704]

I was surprised to find out that Skinner fake yawning is actually louder than Chalmers screaming Seymour

[@coledakers6127]

2:29

[@CountrySteaks]

Now I'm just imagining Skinner messing up his oven usage so badly that he opens up a dimensional rift that sucks Chalmers straight out the living room and into a spaghettified fate.

[@secretfirebooks7894]

At one point, I very clearly heard Skinner's mom say "help", and it disturbs me that it was the only coherent thing I heard in this mess.

[@goodgoodgodclips]

I heard it right as I read this

[@Noirxire]

She was the only one who survived up until that point

[@mayzar8646]

I need a time stamp

[@KnoxForReals]

I can't get over Agnes distorted cries for help as reality crumbles... So much for a unforgettable luncheon.

[@FirstGameFreak1000]

It became the forgotten luncheon

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Skinner's mother's screaming slowly building up made the ending straight out of a horror movie.

[@timdpetty]

Sometimes you forget that human speech is basically a wind instrument modulated by slapping wet meat together and then something like this comes along and reminds you

[@Kawa-oneechan]

And you know what's the thing about steamed hams? It's wet meat ;)

[@ravelnavarro9625]

when she steam on my ham til i woodwind

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

>I graduated from Reddit university

[@genericname2747]

I guess

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

​@@VinluvAntonHandesbukiagoing to assume you meant this as a compliment because you seem to be the most reddit person who's ever been

[@jarcuadanantus28]

Not knowing how loud this is going to get or when it is going to end is what a panic attack feels like.

[@NotRealbananagoose]

2:45 OH GO- O O O O O O O O O O O

[@leandro88888]

2:48 ye-

[@Ferrari255GTO]

My man got compressed

[@justinevilofficial]

E​@@leandro88888

[@NoisePilled]

Me when I spill 5 liters of uranium

[@hexafluoride9899]

​@TheTuxFromLinux supertux sucks

[@rei.]

i like seymour's mother being heard through the chaos starting at around 1:40

[@PentaromaLMA0]

H- A- H- HE- H- E- H- A-

[@americankid7782]

It sounds like someone trying to not drown in a river

[@Mind_Crimes]

Agnes vibrating through the void.

[@CATel_]

Being taken by the interdimenional Satan XD

[@tcorourke2007]

I was listening for her towards the end but didn't hear her scream. I can't listen again anytime soon.

[@KorriTimigan]

I love that you can slowly hear Agnes's screams for help mounting and becoming more and more shrill until they're completely taken over by Chalmers' cries of anger

[@GoTeamScotch]

Followed by Skinner's overwhelming lack of interest

[@six_buck_dlc]

i didn’t even know that was her name

[@magicrectangleEnt]

@@GoTeamScotch The man is so bored by their screams

[@logjamstudios1963]

1:09 "Hamburgers are bell fruits"

[@kc_cattus]

I HEAR IT I H E A R I T !

[@BaileyChap]

G E T I T O U T

[@seronymus]

Ironically there was a Simpsons episode where Homer became addicted to a diet of bell peppers

[@GeraldGERALDGerald]

i only hear hamburgers

[@huydinh287]

Now I can’t unhear it

[@-N0V4-]

I have epilepsy and can confirm this is not unlike having a seizure

[@JacobKinsley]

You know this video is quite similar to the experience of having a seizure

[@ArtemisAYO]

It could damn well give you one.

[@eringotkilled]

this sounds like it would be a good "eldritch whispers slowly getting louder" sound effect in a cosmic horror video game

[@waffler-yz3gw]

if you added echo and slight distortion yeah

[@humanharddrive1]

i thought the same thing

[@garrettbates2639]

With some editing, the last few seconds could also be a good sound effect for your stereotypical supercomputer performing computations.

[@_TheGreenCode_]

I honestly expected the “SEYMOUR!!!” to have been the loudest, but it was the yawn, THE YAWN.

[@D3K43]

Playing this in one headphone ear while the other is the Bible in Chinese at x2 speed

[@IsaacFoster..]

My memory of steamed hams after the lobotomy

[@Scigam243]

"Insert unoriginal geometry dash joke here"

[@man_in_space]

Eternal Steaming of the Spotless Ham

[@Dexotronics]

​@@Scigam243‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣EEEFHHIILNORT

[@KayDancing]

i was legit going to comment me after the lobotomy on this

[@EsmartElectronics]

It's funny how the loudest part is just him yawning, all together in one segment at the end

[@kennynelson3189]

The way it looks like his arms just flail around actually made me laugh out loud

[@hallowlitten1018]

2:29 the way he slowly yells out Seymour’s name

[@risyadxmi443]

He knows all of this is Seymour's doing

[@thememerytp1414]

SE E -E. MO O O

[@supergabriel2782]

he hopelessly calls into the void, for he knows this will be his last words

[@Gello_The_Fello]

-EE E OO OR O

[@seansimons1257]

the evil AI when i spill my drink on it's harddrive

[@omatic_opulis9876]

daisy, daisy,

[@maxiawesomekid899]

Give me your answer do

[@maxiawesomekid899]

I’m have crazy

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

🚁👍

[@TheCaregiverSITMOB]

all for the love of you

[@SnoozeCruisin]

2:34 I like that you hear the start of, and then subsequent blips of, Chalmers’ “SEYMOOOOUUUUUURRRRR” for the rest of the video.

[@grucketts4471]

It's like an apparition appearing

[@panhandle_]

aurora borealis

[@Wedolko]

He's trying to break through to tell Seymour off

[@WaxWantSleeep]

AA- A A A

[@smokeyjoe291]

This sounds like the fucking hidden Rattmam chamber in Portal 2 if anyone remembers that

[@big-wade]

oh i remember him alright

[@ryko1478]

I hate how right you are

[@Carissa2003]

It really fucking does 😭

[@KentoKei]

For anyone wondering, (because, as I noticed listening to the soundtrack, Valve tended to put multiple set pieces sounds on the soundtracks for those levels in Portal 2), Its on track 7 of Portal's OST kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5iVlHqHnteCqJY

[@phlippy]

I was playing Portal 2 just a few days ago and stopped by to check in

[@Scarfy101]

i love how the doorbell spanned through about 80% of the video and how you can barely hear chalmers yell "SEYMOUR" toward the end

[@Lucario0007]

Then Y̵͊͜ä̸̪́͋̍͜a̶̦͎̼͐͛a̸̗̎̒͝à̶̳̯̋͝a̷̢̻͐̔͝w̷̟͆͠w̸̮͑ŵ̴̱̼̓n̷̤̲̹̈̐ from Skinner

[@kennynelson3189]

“O-OO-OO-O-O-R-R-R”

[@thecamandersoap2745]

That’s the fucking doorbell???? I thought I was going insane

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

0:00-0:04 Silent 0:05-0:10 Chewing 0:11-0:18 Static comes in as chewing rises 0:19-0:33 Bird chirping as chewing climaxes 0:34-0:43 Whispers as chewing decreases 0:44-0:48 Small talk 0:49-0:58 Grunts from Superintendent, music(?) 0:59-1:12 Low voices as sound effects climax 1:13-1:25 Semi-full volume talking 1:26-1:56 Talking 1:57-2:13 Talking raises in volume 2:14-2:20 ??? 2:21-2:32 Talking raises in volume further 2:33-2:37 Semi-loud yelling 2:38-2:47 Reality collapses with Seymour's mother's voice, Superintendent Chalmers' yelling and Seymour yawning 2:48 End

[@jacobf.8992]

Thank you for this academic analysis.

[@ComXDude]

My entire life flashed before my eyes, and it was an unforgettable luncheon.

[@Mike_Anonymous]

I got this tattooed on my arm

[@2minuss]

Beautiful comment, unironically.

[@bhaskararaka]

This is probably the closest humanity will ever get to understanding “perceiving time all at once”

[@olindblo]

Fun fact: all your memories are stored in such a non-sequential manner and only appear sequential to us during recollection. This video is the closest you get to a pure memory, detached from the event of having to recollect it.

[@UrsineBloke]

​@@olindbloIs that why LSD causes a sensation of time warping and dilating?

[@santiagolarson5926]

Nah this is still in a certain sequential order. Perceiving time all at once would be like “Steamed hams but every frame is played at the same time continuously”

[@onenerdarmy]

@@santiagolarson5926 CUDA core Hams

[@xhappybunnyx]

@@UrsineBloke probably not

[@tomtrublu]

2:10 its now you can hear seymours mother start crying for help.

[@lostskull7467]

I noticed that too 🤣

[@oefest5252]

No one can save her, as reality is falling apart as we know it and no one can stop it.

[@bobherobrine3415]

​@@oefest5252 meanwhile there's just a man staring in the abyss Do you approach?

[@v0lny886]

1:52 I love how you can hear the mom desperately screaming for help amidst the chaos

[@gpoop23]

This is honestly nightmare fuel, especially with how you can hear Skinner's mother's cries for help slowly fade in.

[@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576]

Dude imagine if this is what it’s like when your life flashes before your eyes. Every single memory you’ve ever experienced smashed and jumbled together into one chaotic nightmare

[@vinsplayer2634]

And the frames reordered from quietest to loudest

[@GrantedBunion]

​@@vinsplayer2634 that would start to get absolutely terrifying at the end, like you're free falling through hell lol

[@jamesbogursky5262]

This actually kinda reminds me of Everything Everywhere at the End of Time haha

[@azi9_ity]

My entire life is steamed hams

[@450AHX]

Well, if this has taught me anything is that it'll still make sense, somehow.

[@ViscousJelly]

The correct way to watch this is slowly moving it towards your eyes, allowing the image to double and blur

[@GoTeamScotch]

My brain has never run this fast before

[@camrendilbeck]

Oh my god your so right also holy crap epilepsy warning

[@genericIRentity15]

at around 2:44 you can hear skinner say ""Oh god, OH GO-" as reality is about to shut down

[@Reiikz]

this is how all animations should be. I get startled by all those sudden volume changes, this was much more pleasant to watch.

[@Ninjiin23]

Yeah it allows you to be gradually introduced to the loudness and all you have to do is sacrifice the plot

[@elfascisto6549]

​@@Ninjiin23 sonic the hedgehog critics told me plot and characters don't matter

[@TheDolphinTuna]

Chalmers yelling “SEEEEEMOOOOORRREE” barely intelligibly at the end is hilarious to me. Like reality broke and he knows it’s all Skinner’s fault

[@spennywenny]

Its a cry for help

[@Dabednego]

Agnes attempts to scream through the noise and is swallowed up

[@terrariapro147]

1:12 “this is great.”

[@ziloleepic3390]

They are Hearing Voices.

[@terrariapro147]

@@ziloleepic33900:36

[@soundspark]

I'm impressed it survived encoding and didn't turn into a blur.

[@metacob]

"Ooops, all I-frames!"

[@deadfishyarou]

The youtube compression algorithm has been specifically designed to optimize the fidelity of steamed hams

[@a1white]

The file size must be huge right? Part of the compression algorithm is done by calculating the differences between each frame.

[@OhhCrapGuy]

If you pause at random places, you can definitely see far more artifacts that you would normally expect in Steamed Hams. So the algorithm is definitely not getting the most out of the benefits of P frames as we would normally expect. However it's far less of a blurry mess for one simple reason, the discrete cosine transform that's used to compress the excessive number of I frames that are necessary for this video is going to benefit IMMENSELY from the fact that each frame is mostly just flat colors, and where it's got hard edges, it's still extremely well approximated by large low frequency coefficients and small high frequency coefficients. So the resulting file size is probably about the same as most any other steamed hams video with only very limited effects on the perceived quality.

[@snusmumriken232]

@@OhhCrapGuythank you king

[@jonwardle8822]

Chalmers face becoming progressively disgruntled until he's shouting as the flames send skinner into a hysterical flailing frenzy. A truly magnificent luncheon 10/10 will steam again

[@yeetyeet6015]

The animators didnt know the historic artifact they were creating

[@Profile__1]

Our future generations and their alien coworkers will analyze videos like this in the far future

[@BrazilianMongoose]

What if the only thing that civilization in the far future will have from our society is steamed hams edits

[@trash-raccoon]

horrible experience. thank you for your service.

[@SkramDM]

Hidden Messeges You Missed: "Paul McCartney was never real" "the moonlanding was a recreation" "Obama's last name is Montana"

[@KingOthius]

LOL WHERE?

[@big-wade]

is joke

[@noyz-anything]

barack obama montana... BOM.... coincidence? i think now

[@SonOfAGunYYH]

what da heck is a joke? @@big-wade

[@SonOfAGunYYH]

Obama Montana and Hannah Barack, as god intended

[@GiffyMcgee]

Imagine being an alien finding this thousands of years after our extinction

[@chrismaeleon]

I can just imagine a futuristic, advanced civilisation reconstructing this masterpiece, wondering what it said about our society 💀

[@henrycgs]

they definitely would spend some time reconstructing it

[@YoNicePaprika]

what if only the audio survives and they think this is how we spoke

[@codywilson2629]

I think that thought so often.

[@BrazilianMongoose]

@@YoNicePaprikaI wish this is how we spoke, this is way less boring than any of our languages

[@PopeGoliath]

I love morning alarms like this that slowly increase in volume. It's a very gentle way to wake up.

[@NeonWasInUse]

Learning how to make this my alarm rn.

[@meri3184]

"This is making me uncomfortable in ways that I didn't know were possible" -My girlfriend

[@debrachambers1304]

Imagine experiencing your life back like this.

[@GoTeamScotch]

Months of slurping sounds

[@dontkickmychick6076]

"Ayo we fucked up the file for your life playback, we recovered it but its sorted by loudness"

[@gloriousblobber9647]

@@dontkickmychick6076tfw God doesn’t have good IT

[@fulltimeslackerii8229]

AMBATAKUMMMMM

[@Yipper64]

@@GoTeamScotch years probably. Oh and how many months of snoring?

[@genghisdingus]

I like how Seymour yawning is louder than Superintendent Chalmers yelling.

[@tommygarson8592]

Skinner's fake yawn is one of the loudest moments in the video

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Can't imagine Seymor yawning is one of the loudest frames.

[@Mr.Autodelete]

This is literally exactly how I perceive reality but with occasional pauses of static and the sounds of screaming

[@CitrusOrange]

dawg is not a horror beyond comprehension 🌫️🌫️

[@ShockedTaiLung]

Are you ok

[@Mr.Autodelete]

@@ShockedTaiLung I hope not

[@AsherSmith-h5t]

Hi are you a girl and do you have a boyfriend

[@January1983_1]

bro is fiending for likes

[@Sprite_thefilmnerd]

This feels like a panic attack Also Seymour’s mom just panicking in the background is fucking amazing

[@D35troy3r199]

Thanks for perforating my cerebrum. Feeling truly alive this morning.

[@big-wade]

no worries pally

[@Spingus_Rongong_III]

This feels like analogue horror and I don’t know why

[@porcelina5834]

This was such a genuinely interesting auditory experience! It’s like being in a whirlwind of sorts

[@nicolassteckert7149]

Who keeps spinning the world around?

[@timdpetty]

Felt very similar to a lot of experimental tape music from the 60’s

[@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

I like how in the last few seconds you can literally make out the “SEYMOURRRRRRRRRR”

[@NeonWasInUse]

Chalmers musters what little strength he has left to curse out the fool who localized a temporal rift entirely within his kitchen, causing reality as they all know it to collapse.

[@LordRambo]

"Computer: Search all Earth historical records for 'Steamed Hams'. Increase speed factor sixty."

[@Mind_Crimes]

The 1st 30 seconds being mostly composed of gesticulations & hushing suggests the atmosphere of a furtive make-out.

[@duketired]

FUCKING WHAT

[@offtheradar24245]

visible concern

[@pocketofvegetables866]

I don’t think people will ever run out of steamed hams meme ideas

[@yshwgth]

What is streamed hams may never die.

[@flyingsky1559]

​@@yshwgth What is Steamed may never fry

[@birdwatching_u_back]

If you play this out loud and move away from your phone a little, you can almost vaguely hallucinate that they’re saying semi-coherent sentences in the middle third of the video

[@KAngel32]

Are you ok?

[@birdwatching_u_back]

Simple “hallucinations” are actually a very normal part of our perception-check out Oliver Sacks’ book on them, or his TED Talk ;) So it’s very natural for us to be able to do things like that. But “am I ok?” That’s a different topic entirely! 😀 (I am, incidentally, doing alright today)

[@DoroNijimaru]

sounds like the end of a medicine advert listing all the possible side effects

[@zwaglou]

Its been YEARS and these videos are still being made and recommended to me

[@schmiddi5768]

The mouth sounds that start appearing around 0:08 made me shudder...

[@miimiiandco]

Steamed ASMR

[@rk13567]

Cursed asmr

[@ltloxa1159]

Two telepatic beings discuss a mostly mundane event, but keep correcting eachother over the tiniest inaccuracies while getting increasingly angry.

[@StarlessGalaxy]

I love around the 35 second mark you can just begin to hear the kitchen door swinging constantly

[@wigley7610]

and ðe -p-i-a-n-o- doorbell

[@stevenmcburney8167]

This would be a idea for a hidden message in a futuristic themed show. Record a 2 minute long message and scramble all the frames and have a robot speak that in the show hinting at some untold mystery regarding the cyborg invasion the main character has to solve

[@TLAO777]

this video feels like it's getting closer to me as it goes on

[@Onyxs]

I like how every couple of months, steamed hams memes just start to reappear again out of the ether. Truly a great cycle at work.

[@TheGlitched64]

Agnes’ scream for help breaking through at the end and getting more understandable was insane hahaha

[@NormanTiner]

Hey this is how it feels to watch TV during a major depressive episode! I've seen this!

[@yan_akin32]

“This asmr is so relaxing!” The asmr:

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

Starts out as the most uncomfortable ASMR ever before devolving into utter chaos, lmao

[@rabbadoodles4522]

Teacher: It's quiet reading time which means you have to read but also keep it quiet! That one kid: 0:25

[@janTesika]

explain?

[@Orlogmeister]

​@@janTesika There are people who just can't help quietly reading out loud :3

[@santa_with_a_gun]

​@@janTesikasome people can't read in their mind

[@elco-coisoriginal]

Hi can we be friends​@@Orlogmeister

[@formerlygavin]

@@OrlogmeisterAre they the same people that have no internal monologue?

[@SaltedOni]

The way it’s making me feel uneasy is unexplainable. It has the slow build up like a bad dream that just makes you want to squirm away from it, but you can’t move.

[@harkheartart3650]

When I die and instead of my life flashing before my eyes, it’s just my memory of every individual time I’ve watched a steamed hams video

[@jobobrien1420]

When I die my life will flash before my eyes, but instead of playing chronologically it will play every single frame from quietest to loudest

[@harkheartart3650]

@@jobobrien1420 and everyone mattered

[@skypuppeteer]

I like how at some point, before it hit one minute, it went from whispering to the highspeed warnings at the end of every medication ad

[@herosshade2247]

POV: You're an AI sorting through audio samples to emulate the voice of a character for every possible pitch and intonation.

[@greenbloxgamer9786]

RVC moment

[@eldritchwaifu76]

This almost tells a story. There’s calm, murmurs of conversation as the disjointed music exaggerates the fracturing timeline. Then you start to hear Agnes screaming in small cut up segments as the movements of the e characters get more frantic. Then Chalmers screams in fury as best he can as the universe collapses

[@ColtonWatson]

Thank you Wade, this is a wonderful sound test!

[@big-wade]

THANKS BROTHER

[@lanelawless]

The regular recurrence of the song frames just gives it such an eerie quality. This is amazing.

[@thedecentgamer7818]

I love the brief cuts of screaming in the middle of eldritch convesation. It really ties the whole thing together

[@EminentKnight]

Neo waking up from the training programs in the first Matrix film: "I know steamed hams." Morpheus: "Show me."

[@MishKoz]

I love that towards the end, you can hear Agnes crying for help amid the absolute chaos.

[@squirrels9722]

this is how angels speak to each other.

[@unicornjogger2199]

0:45 sounds like the Gaster speech in Undertale, and it's amazing

[@MGMorgan]

And around 1:50

[@hoodless_1]

ENTRY NUMBER 17 STEAM STEAMER YET STEAMER

[@overforest1195]

~ Beware the man that speaks in hams

[@tvhaha361]

bro 1:51 sounds so similar what the hell

[@ligmaballs-i1j]

WAIT BRO TALKS

[@corevortex6198]

This is the closest video i have been able to find to overstimulation