epilogue: when you regretti spaghetti becoming mr. astarion's consort

also kind of funny if u fuck off with wyll and karlach while being his consort, then meet up in 6 months hes like idgaf also we're over i guess But im still.. his... spawn lmfao

[@hose5347]

wheres my divorce attorney

[@MsFeyCreature]

I think at that point your attorney is a stake.

[@ashmadhivanan9186]

@@MsFeyCreature you can also hire your local baaldspawn as an attorney, much more cost efficient

[@tamnickyle]

tbh if you get this far into it with that guy, u dont deserve an attorney lol

[@Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit]

I'm sure Raphael can strike you a deal you'll equally regrettable deal 😂 Mizora perhaps?

[@suiway]

'regretti spaghetti' that made me laugh for real

[@Neithie]

He's just set up an entire gilded cell for you with fluffy feather pillows and everything LMAO... meanwhile bff or new lover Karlach is just casually going to be standing around with a stake ready.

[@swagmaster4236]

THE GIGGLING IN THBE BACKGROUND IS SO REAL

[@SapphosGalPal]

making screenshots like it's a photoshoot lmao i can relate

[@Sp1tfire_5316]

He has become what he hated a man hungry for power no matter what the cost....just like his master

[@Alithea_Ancunin]

Awww! Ascended Astarion is so adorable. He oozes genuine love and adoration for Tav. /s

[@Louves192]

Nothing says true love like taking your lovers free will away ❤

[@femcelgirlfren]

he became his abuser

[@zetathunder7401]

Not pictured: the two or three times he literally asks you if you want this lmao

[@margotmasclans8416]

The way he is blinking back tears when you walk away looking sad I can’t do thissssss

[@uwu-uv4mg]

The quicksave lmaooo

[@Louves192]

GEEZ his ''''romance'''' ending scene is a lot more aggressive since I last saw it!

[@mohirender]

Don't ascend Astarion ugh

[@handsomelemonbutter]

but what if you do want to sit on his lap and give him an army of bhaalspawn to wreak untold unspeakable horrors on the world that you both now rule

[@mohirender]

@@handsomelemonbutter nah he rules lool

[@swagmaster4236]

and u get to sit on his lap :p@@mohirender