Episode 11 - Pretending To Be Good At Love

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[@zoeybennett8859]

i genuinely dont know how im able to sit in silence for two hours and just watch two full grown men talk

[@yanky_]

Zoey Bennett because they’re entertaining as hell lol

[@Kerrviii]

Zoey Bennett same 😂😂😂

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

The only few people I can do that with is Cody and Noel and Jenna and Julien

[@24fretsoffury]

Podcasts are great for people who work alone tbh. They’re a lifesaver. Joe Rogan’s and Your Moms House podcasts are great too!

[@Batt-man]

You got proof?

[@folddealfeal2740]

noel loves his girl so much. respect

[@aurora3067]

I don’t know, thought it was kinda gay

[@dhrt5577]

andrew miller Heh, that was sincere

[@chacaacahc27]

SUGAR GAYYY

[@JC-bo6fn]

Noel love his boy too.respect

[@josieblue]

yo not to be gay but....i can’t wait to be someone’s aleena

[@sirweebs2914]

Why be someone's aleena when you can... Be *everyone's* aleena

[@jennifermommy9373]

That's not gay. Wanting to be loved like that is everybody's goal, maybe, exclude pychopaths. Lol.

[@skylarwalls3227]

@@jennifermommy9373 As a man who has dated a psychopath-can confirm they want love too. They're just assholes.

[@Hasan-qu2jg]

Jennifer Mommy sounds like something a sugar gayer would say

[@alextwig]

Jennifer Mommy it's pretty sugar gay

[@tylerbenson8194]

Dude Aleena sounds like every guys dream the way Noel describes her like HOLY SHIT DUDE she’s a God

[@LeftHandedRightHanded]

*goddess

[@JesserKSA]

@@LeftHandedRightHandedthats a corny way to put it

[@iiLazyyy]

1:23:54 - "I think we will wrap it up'; Proceeds to talk for another 37 minutes.

[@watermelon9637]

Joseph Pridmore hey

[@cerawill1947]

I really like how they can disagree on things but not in a shitty way?

[@cerawill1947]

I'm Joey yes?

[@nadiakeaton5680]

?

[@jennlca]

i like this exchange? but i’m really late?

[@sorryjustrich1049]

Jennica Houlton ur not that late?

[@jennlca]

Sorry just Rich 10 months? is kind of a long time?

[@vermilliana]

i wanna know what person cody knew that slept with luke from 5sos

[@tahiry1762]

Probably arzaylea

[@raihammalik]

hm u wanna bet it’s corinna

[@wilbobaggins5403]

It was Y/N

[@notzainab]

@@wilbobaggins5403 LMAO NO💀 wattpads calling

[@amiraelnashar8372]

1:39:45 the beginning of Noel's talk about Aleena

[@isadorasimon290]

Thank you

[@Roseyyy748]

Was scrolling to find this 🙌🏻 thanks

[@brynn8443]

cody calling them "5 seconds from summer" isn't going to help with the old man comments lol

[@Notfeelingitrn]

brynn I’ve never laughed harder

[@jennifermommy9373]

But.. isnt that their actual name?

[@fgh3618]

Jennifer Mommy it is five sec of s.....

[@ladydimitrescu1155]

@@jennifermommy9373 It's actually 5 seconds since summer

[@weakmonths529]

noel is manspreading tf out of cody

[@cheeseandsprinkles77]

victoria makes since bc Cody’s gay

[@erikmclysaght2197]

Bryn wtf? Are you high?

[@notaboutuspod]

buzzfeed is coming for him

[@cheeseandsprinkles77]

Erik McLysaght I was referencing back to the earlier podcasts when Noel looped Cody saying “I’m gay” hun it’s not that serious 🙄

[@grantrants3728]

Lets be honest, Cody needs it

[@Lily-ip2ih]

the way that Cody looks at Noel at 55:45 is what every girl wants

[@porkspudz]

Whenever Noel makes a funny joke Cody gets soaking wet

[@coolbeanz1070]

Sugargays

[@emmagrace5609]

When your binge watching the TMG podcast and all you gotta say is I L O V E Z U M B A

[@mrs0m2512]

noel talking about aleena is the perfect example how a woman can better your life, be there with you and go through shit together. oh yeah i love zumba

[@pyrokineticfantasies8964]

@Todd packer hes right tho

[@ethangatfield1007]

I made it, Elaina sounds like an absolutely incredible partner. Im glad that Noel is not afraid to show his appreciation and love for her

[@jessy6576]

ethan gatfield aleena

[@ianblanchet5500]

Aleena'nt

[@rubenrodriguez7739]

How does Noel's ass taste like

[@prxnce6588]

ruben rodriguez ask your mom

[@filipinobambino509]

Fact that Noel listens to Brockhampton has made my day (binge watching TMG podcasts, little late)

[@jadetheshade]

SAME (i only found out now too)

[@valeriecastillo3046]

Filipino Bambino SAME DNDNDN

[@arunistrying]

honestly my favs listening to my favs

[@mandy_lue_cookie]

I’m 3 years late. Binge watching all of them from oldest to newest!!!

[@Dave-210]

i’ve been following for like a year but am going back to see the 3 YEARS IVE MISSED

[@angiebushroe1692]

And now Aleena and Noel are engaged. It makes my heart so happy 💕 1:40:00

[@liainahamilton2145]

SAME it’s so crazy to seen how they’ve grown

[@iwillfollowyouintothelight]

married now 🤝

[@griffinsharp3699]

damn, 2 hours? bruh really snapped tbh.

[@Ebee2]

I actually don't mind this one after another filming schedule because this pod didn't start with ten minutes of noel detangling Cody from wires

[@djentlover]

I like seeing that bromance

[@TheLazyLeyla]

aww hearing Noel say he got a spaceship in this episode actually made me so happy knowing what’s coming in the future

[@charliearonowitz3479]

noel's relationship tickles my wholesome jimmies

[@bellabrainrot3348]

nice wording there

[@nath3063]

tmg pod where aleena and kelsey take over pls

[@yeahmhm2345]

nath I second that.

[@figsoup]

I third that

[@ethaneverette7106]

Fourth it

[@pluto663]

I fifth that

[@bee-nf5bj]

and they talk about thier tiny meat

[@MustafaKhan-hg8lu]

My dudes Noel is actually really good at impressions and accents. I think he can definitely incorporate this in his videos and it definitely makes this podcast great.

[@nadiakeaton5680]

exactly!

[@irishelder1485]

The last part was honestly the best, never hear Noel talking about his past. More of that!!

[@ryana8022]

cody casually went to the most prestigious school in nc and still managed to not learn anything 😂😂

[@isa88elle]

1:06:30 “should we wrap this up?”

[@lilprecrumb]

I made it and it was worth it for Noel talking bout Aleena

[@monochromeglass]

“I’ll just study after this episode is over” *sees 2 hours* “well shit i guess i got two hours to spend-“

[@discreetmageet4498]

made it. out here watching every episode in order just so I have context for future podcasts when I should be finishing my coursework. TMG podcast > passing my A levels

[@xliimiitx]

I want someone half as supportive/genuine as Elana (probably misspelled) is for Noel. You're a lucky guy. Also from what I have seen with Kelsey as well they are both amazing.

[@corsariocapitao]

Tim Aleena a

[@outbacksteakhouseofficial]

read this as Elon

[@dgedawesome1]

I was listening to this in my car with subs and Noel’s voice is so deep that it’s vibrating my car

[@riggedinyourfavor9844]

Noel talking about Aleena 🥰❤️

[@plumislands]

anybody else watching all of these during quarantine lol i love zumba

[@liainahamilton2145]

the way quarantine is still here even seven months after this comment😐

[@zoealberts2403]

"peace" *talks for another 30 minutes*

[@justincruz5720]

After that, it’s the epilogue.

[@liainahamilton2145]

@@justincruz5720 i love how this is two years late cuz same

[@justincruz5720]

@@liainahamilton2145 It’s a podcast you can come back to, regardless of time.

[@oibi2971]

Add your podcasts to spotify

[@aokijikuzan6453]

yes please

[@chriscallahan2647]

and stitcher

[@kaitlyn7961]

When noel says "codys going through my period food" was every other girl like wait what or was that just me

[@baetoulk5888]

I think he meant Aleena's period food lol

[@deanna6720]

i love how noel talks about aleena

[@ChaoticKnives]

I love what you guys do, I've been looping 3 of your videos on mute while I'm writing a paper for college to give y'all some ads. much love

[@jamesonfitsimons5988]

Bruh wut lmao

[@jamesonfitsimons5988]

Respect tho I guess

[@thyaaawad]

Im a year younger than Noel so I don't have any "youtuber role models" because im a grown up lol, but god damn man Noel is a fuckin inspiration, I really hope you make it all the way in a world full of Jake Paul's and leles pons us normal people need you to fuckin make it man. Absolute inspiration I hope you see this.

[@nahimgood4]

Aleena for president 2019 (i made it)

[@patrickownbey1624]

I may be 10 months late but gosh darn it do I love zumba. This episode was inspiring as hell

[@havelah4376]

And I saw your comment 10 months later :D

[@Ethan-cp4rh]

Ah another time traveler I see

[@sebastianblanco8632]

Ethan yes

[@johnchance4265]

Maybe it's just me but I love it when y'all talk about hip-hop. I wanna hear your takes on current artists, rising artists, and favorite albums from 2017.

[@ezequielcruz102]

John Chance yes

[@crayabs]

Yes

[@TheWolfcat11]

ME TOO

[@michaeloconnor2115]

I'm dripping to Noel's voice

[@lemonwithalime]

Michael O’Connor I'm dripping to Noel

[@mattd2026]

That's just weird dude. Seriously? Not remotely funny.

[@michaeloconnor2115]

MattD I'm dripping to your reply

[@joaquinrubio4866]

@V eesel its been a year i think he shut up

[@joaquinrubio4866]

@V eesel *i think youre a winy little bitch

[@MN-vw2lo]

I love zumba, also Noel talking about stand up was the most interesting part of the podcast to me.

[@tehyawilliams2146]

Here we are in may if 2020.. and still no one has put time stamps of when he talks about aleena 😔

[@isidroperez433]

1:40:35

[@liainahamilton2145]

@@isidroperez433 WE’RE ALL SO LATE

[@uma3681]

5 seconds FROM summer ???

[@phoebephoebe7252]

what's with the positive comments only regarded toward Noel? Cody fucks. Noel fucks. they're both absolute babes and these podcasts are such bangers. love you both

[@aaronjustaaron]

1:40:00 and 30:00 are my favorite parts, just saying that for when i rewatch for the 6000th time

[@aaronjustaaron]

1:00:00

[@m______277]

there are so many comments about Noel's girlfriend and I swear each one has her name spelled in a different way

[@Plasticityy]

lmaoo

[@Daniel-Maniel]

12 ads. You're lucky I love you guys

[@Jumblebelle]

Daniel Mal Is this on mobile or desktop? I see so many comments about heaps of ads and unskipable ads, but I don’t get ANY ads at all on mobile????

[@Daniel-Maniel]

MelancholyRoses Mobile

[@bronwyn2380]

lmao all of mine have been 2+ minutes & I can't skip them

[@CharlieWilkinsonRes]

I used to have no ads! I think it's a bug on older versions of the app. Unfortunately I upgraded my phone recently so they're back.

[@graysontidwell8507]

Bronwyn Smith never had an ad above 30 seconds that I couldn't skip

[@asdfghjkl122345678]

Literally the only people I want to listen to on a podcast

[@tbrwy]

Varun Arora highly recommend “She Didn’t Text Back”

[@Winter-zl9ye]

1:40:35 is where Noel talks about Aleena you’re welcome

[@Allison-ob1pi]

What they said about talking to kids like normal people is really true and I didn’t realize it. I always feel unsure about how to interact with kids because I’ve never been around them for too long but they tend to like me and I didn’t understand why, but now I think it’s because I mostly talk to them like I would to anyone else as opposed to using a baby voice. It earns their respect for you which is nice, but funny because it stems from me just feeling unsure about how to talk to them

[@amberquach3920]

what patreon level ‘til they’ll learn how to correctly pronounce givenchy???

[@sydneybazzle193]

i l o v e z u m b a

[@kw1735]

i love zumba and cody and noel and this tiny meat gang-athon .. started watching your vids from the beginning and loving it!!! so awesome watching how far you've both come.

[@raihammalik]

i made it , aleena has everyone’s heart 😔

[@DreamerHeadquarters]

when is suki coming out and where can we see it??????? also I fully support a track called "Sleep In/ Wake Up Early" by TMG

[@alimmali2009]

Meredith L Waugh in October jk idk

[@riveting8437]

So many good ideas in one comment

[@brittanygevara6110]

Tysm Noel, after that story about your girl supporting you through it all and how hard that shit was. Yall have got a new patreon member!!! It’s so cool to see y’all growing!

[@missmango2891]

the only thing getting me through long ass bus journeys

[@nolanboyd5337]

just listened to three podcasts in a row staying up to 2am finishing my art project, I'm done, but I'm still watching.

[@Maddie-wo9kd]

the givenchy pronunciation makes me cringe

[@Dogs5000]

Maddie J ikr

[@Callzorify]

everyone knows its pronounced GEE-AI-VEENCHIE

[@Rvlyra67]

I thought I was being anal about it and was going to comment on it but glad to know that others are bothered by it too

[@maddie-fz7tk]

honestly. what the fuck is give-inchy

[@phelisha9042]

omg i thought i was the only one!

[@liviaaa3774]

dang frosted tips dude rlly snapped

[@dnoshoot7449]

liviaaa bruh really snapped tbh

[@astrid5135]

i love zumba, and i definitely love the character development these two had over the years, bruh really snapped tbh

[@deluxenonsense4304]

Rewatching these because the J&J podcast doesn't exist anymore and I love you guys 🥺

[@internetblair]

yesssss exactlyyyy

[@littleweep]

I gave up watching this but I just finished and I'm crying bc Noel is the best man to walk the earth

[@aylincastano3504]

Kaiya Cartwright mm

[@mahziaf3029]

I wanna be just like Aleena when I get a mans, she's a keeper dude

[@TheSimplyCooking]

Not me putting on a random episode while packing Christmas gifts and then starting with "Happy Holidays”

[@brendanmonshall9834]

Boys, I always make it. Keep rambling, it's music to these ears. 👂

[@kayo29232]

bruh you guys really snapped on this one

[@ibiwunmibalogun652]

chidori tbh

[@justbrowsing6603]

*JHEE-VON-SHEE*

[@bootyheir7995]

I found you guys 3 days ago and I’m already on episode 11 of your Podcast lol I can’t wait to catch up!! Also... I MADE IT!! 😁

[@BellaBay]

Not the first time Cody will talk about a haircut on the podcast lol Psa love you guys Ive been watching for years. I’ve run out of podcasts so I rewatch them lol #RIPjake

[@mollyschmitz6587]

Cody talking abt Emma like the proud dad he is

[@niharikamanjunath]

Probably too late but I made it. Yo Noel literally no one complains when you talk too much.

[@kristinahenrichsen1441]

i am binging all of this so hard now, and i love zumba. feel like i need to go out and do some hard work after listening to this, damn.

[@chickennoodlesoup1102]

Alrighty, small little appreciation comment here for this episode. It’s rona rona time and recently I’ve been helping make cloth masks for the community and that means I can finally get around to binging podcasts on Spotify that I haven’t caught up on (this one more specifically, huge fan of both of you guys and your music). I’ve been going through some tough shit recently, especially with quarantine meaning I have to spend the rest of existence, pretty much 24/7 with my dysfunctional family. Some days are good and others are bad, but I understand this shit is just a part of growing up and if you don’t go through it you grow up and you’re suddenly like “Aw fuck social issues what is this how do I handle it”. ANYWAYS, hearing Noel talk about his year and how much he’s grown/got better or whatever the fuck as a person as well as the people that have helped him get there really gave me a lot more hope going forward. Like, Noel, you went through some shit, and you came out on top, especially now with how well Tiny Meat Gang’s music/podcast career has popped off and your individual “channel career” has too. I know cody has also likely went through some shit, not tossing you aside, but this episode really made me have hope for my future hearing how Noel grew as a comedian and moving past corporate shit. Also, shoutout aleena for being a real one and I hope to find me an aleena that can support me through my shit. I know you guys prolly don’t read new old podcast comments but to anyone reading this, there’s hope in this world for you no matter how shitty it made seem at times. Finally, I love Zumba :D

[@graceonofre-martinez9896]

They tried to end the video and then proceeded to go off tangents for 30 more minutes. sleep in ... wake up early guys you deserve it

[@jenny6304]

I need you guys to make each other in sims 4

[@LizC364]

Time stamp when noel talks about his girlfriend?

[@pd-nv6jv]

Mouna Matri thank u for this ☺️

[@nadiakeaton5680]

them saying goodbye but still going on 😂😂😂😂 I'm actually dead

[@mynameisdrew7572]

What's up guys

[@claudial3875]

Can I just post a comment about how much I appreciate your guys's hard work and that you upload your podcast to KZbin as well!! I love these damn videos so much and you guys don't fail to make me laugh every time! Keep up the amazing work and being yourselves, we all love your crazy stories and when you go off on tangents 😂. THANK YOU NOEL AND CODY!!

[@courtneycuellar3536]

I made it, i respect yall sharing your stories about the struggles you have had in that industry, and how you overcame them anyways.

[@theXhy]

I made it, 4 years later because I loved your newer shit so much I had to see where you dudes came from

[@brookiiiex4]

i made it after multiple days of pausing and resuming this long ass podcast

[@brookiiiex4]

also i love zumba

[@is2wenniokay]

i love how 1:35:00 in you say your gonna end it but cody starts rambling like the old man he is.

[@gennagraceboland4789]

i made it !! never not finishing the tmg podcast

[@HenrikaArcana]

Noel's the most mature man I've seen on KZbin, dead serious.

[@twinkletopsable]

Noel's girlfriend sounds like an amazing person. I'm happy noel has her in his life ❤️

[@susananunez9657]

When he said BROCKHAMPTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cheeseandsprinkles77]

Susana Nunez my favorite boy band

[@M5708J]

MERLYN!!

[@ThePacheco1313]

When it's almost two years later and u still love zumba

[@sydneypena9949]

we call names and orders at Starbucks because people constantly take the wrong drinks and when there's a line of over 30 of them... you are NOT trying to have to remake something in the middle of the chaos

[@andream5901]

Why is Noel so hood lmao

[@aurora3067]

He’s black

[@mitchwendt1443]

This podcast is an exhausting addiction

[@brandonchandlerMGnO]

This episode is so real that it gave me an existential crisis. I felt my heart sink or some other indescribable shit. Appreciate you though.

[@Shloganmay]

going through these from episode 1 in 2024 is an experience

[@kayleighdennis279]

if I hear about bitcoin again in one of your podcasts I'm going to kill myself

[@mellowchameleon9952]

plot twist, THEY'RE the ones who bring up bitcoin at every party

[@haydenthomas1760]

My guy Noel, Accurately describing the engineering genius of the air intake on my 1981 Ke55 Toyota Corolla 4 door Sedan. 4K Engine, K50 Gearbox and the borg Warner Salisbury Diff housing running 4.11 gears. Never did i think there would be awareness brought toward the beautiful shapes and curves of my very own daily driver... huh

[@clarawiskur5108]

I made it, it’s good to hear about how much y’all have grown. Very inspiring

[@karisossa9210]

Daaamnnn.... the point you made right before 27:42 was exactly what I was going through, but I’ve learned to take it, do my own research & opinion forming so it’s my own thought