Episode 198 - The Boys Are Back!

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[@codymenesini5102]

I guess the UFO payments were too much for a couple of little back end tech developers.

[@lordkieta]

They're not on the ship because Cody had covid and is contagious

[@coopys]

@@lordkieta thanks for getting the joke

[@ille1111]

@@lordkieta r/whoooosh

[@Benjamin467ify]

What'd you expect from a couple of tiny balled losers? 🧐🤣

[@tildey6661]

@@lordkieta What's covid?

[@freshbizkit]

it would be funnier if noel was in the ship and cody was only a sceen on the sofa

[@EvWuzhere]

I want to see noel in the meatsuit doing the love island pod w the beach background and cody just like crouching in his room

[@rae2686]

cyborg cody

[@jshuff]

Or if Cody stayed on the ship alone and Noel and everybody back on earth at home. Keepin that covid in space

[@jshuff]

Or if Cody stayed on the ship alone and Noel and everybody back on earth at home. Keepin that covid in space

[@amriddless]

I'm sure the entire team has to quarantine as a precaution because they were in close proximity to Cody

[@christianult8230]

we can’t see noel’s and cody’s knees anymore 2021 really is worse than 2020

[@awawagi-kun6608]

my day is ruined

[@aprillynch6751]

Hey think of the bright side, at least we got to see their knees😩🙏

[@neegas3490]

Lol

[@Basicbirchh]

Noel with the hat forward and Cody with the hat backward is the perfect yin and yang

[@ablur5129]

then cody with the long hair and shaven face and noel with the shaved head and moustache lol

[@Idontknow-vm1iy]

Having his hat backwards goes so naturally with his hair lmao

[@BroseidonGamez]

This is still the best quarantine podcast I mean no delay, high video quality, and high audio quality. Hope yall get back to the ship soon and Cody gets better soon.

[@thatguynick6737]

there the only podcast i watch because of that

[@crablessinbaltimore]

"i can't stop myself from licking pedestrian buttons, dude" *fucking crying*

[@big4headedGangster]

Please send me an imgur link of your pfp.

[@thatguynick6737]

i was dying bro

[@mtori3247]

Dude I feel so bad for Cody I felt like he should've napped this entire video

[@thatguynick6737]

he's a boss for still making all of his vids alot of work goes into all of this

[@ablur5129]

Man I hate going to bed the night before knowing you are getting sick and trying your best to prevent it then waking up the next morning feeling like you got hit by a bus.

[@cs40660]

Glandular fever does this hardcore, went to sleep with a mildly sore throat and woke up struggling to breath

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

@@cs40660 yes! Had the same experience near the start of college. I didn't know it was glandular fever either so I was freaking out until I put two and two together. Its crazy what a night's sleep will do. I guess if you were awake for it you'd feel it gradually coming on and feel even worse, since sleep is restorative, but damn it feels like a sneak attack betrayal when you go to bed feeling kinda shitty and wake up on deaths door.

[@vanillabatbones]

yup. i remember i had the flu real bad a couple years back and the night before i just knew it was gonna kick my ass. felt like i had just gotten off a 20 hour plane ride without sleep

[@Idontknow-vm1iy]

Even the cold does this shit man it sucks. It feels like I woke up in the middle of being sick. Like I was fine, then I was transported to the middle of the whole experience.

[@locklanh]

13 minutes in, noel is already talking about shitting his pants so graphically and the close tab button is so close, so easy to press.... another of gods little tests

[@quetzalcoatlz]

Everybody poops buddy, everybody pOOps

[@eviemh]

This is why I don't eat while watching their podcast

[@Christian_Luczejko]

Graphic? He barely scratched the butthole.

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

Is ur name really Lachlan

[@icefg3697]

That ad break fake out which transitioned into an actual ad, was clean.

[@jonahjoyal3846]

You could almost say it was frictionless.

[@metalcoremichael1024]

Definitely cleaner than how they usually do it.

[@Venjasmine]

Which part?

[@syds8752]

Cody’s commitment to the bit at the beginning while still having the vid is why I love this dude

[@jichav3z]

did you just call covid “the vid”?

[@amari7159]

@@jichav3z LMAOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀

[@baileymccoy8103]

@@jichav3z bruuuhh

[@syds8752]

@@jichav3z …… nooooooooo 🚶🏾‍♀️

[@vadanelson9546]

Love cody’s ‘I don’t understand the joke’ chuckle

[@janalola8355]

Particularly a lot of those this episode haha

[@iamsamuelivy]

Cody looks like he got 4th place in a local skate competition

[@InspectahReese]

Don’t worry he’ll get 1st next year

[@laurasmith8136]

Cody: "My skin hurt, ya know?" Noel: holding back tears and years of trauma from his skin "yea."

[@thatguynick6737]

lol

[@ayyyayay]

why theres a backstory?

[@nevaehortiz8210]

@@ayyyayay Noel has eczema

[@MissFelice]

I miss seeing Candice, but the boys look cute as hell up close. Also I feel terrible Cody feels like he has to make content, rest and get better!

[@luxintelligentia4632]

Has anyone ”seen” her/it ever?

[@chulbulmemeboy2005]

@@luxintelligentia4632 who's Candice?

[@luxintelligentia4632]

@@chulbulmemeboy2005 its their ship or the ships AI. In some episodes they talk to it and its kinda like voice activating the whole ship

[@pedroanntunes]

@@luxintelligentia4632 what are u referring to?

[@luxintelligentia4632]

@@pedroanntunes just watch other episodes. Im not going to repeat myself to everyone, sorry.

[@asamiller4206]

31:30 noel goes through a 5 second panic attack when cody doesnt like the bit

[@DaloWrld]

looked so vulnerable

[@Anna-19928]

Holy shit that was heartbreaking lmao

[@sanju1647]

Omg AHAHAH the way he squinted his eyes and frowned

[@loganloftin7570]

cody acting like he got covid like he didnt just chief the fattest bowl in human history

[@jayy4735]

this is officially the stoner lore🍃🧿

[@Ayane13b]

Cody sounding like he has a radio filter on him lmfao

[@FrazerBoorman]

Compression

[@ely1508]

So much friction

[@Jazzyyykat]

Lmfaooo honestly

[@hioiij]

Ik cody must feel so bad, take some rest dude we'll be here.

[@ID-zp6pr]

It sounded horrible :( hope he gets better

[@consentclub8431]

did they wear masks?

[@BugMeal]

when we said we want a new cody ko vid we didn’t mean we want cody to have covid 😔

[@shenanigans9186]

Not this😅

[@Christian_Luczejko]

Come on man. Try harder. Literally everyone has made this joke. Hell, my 97 year old grandmother made this joke. Say something about Dana White instead. That shit RIIIIPPPSS

[@drttyyydeputy9753]

45:59 not even an hola amigos, "hola guys" fuckin golden

[@catericruse4826]

how does Noel even think of anything he says 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@VMYeahVN]

Right? I wonder about that so hard when it comes to people who are funny. Like how does all that stuff just pop into their head on the spot? When i try to think of funny things to say, literally nothing happens in my brain.

[@catericruse4826]

@@VMYeahVN I feel you😂😂😂

[@dinealone0]

cody talks about finally getting his green card, and calls Kelsey his wife.... hmm.....

[@dredgenfaith]

head full many thoughts...

[@peterwoodward3085]

Thinking hard…..

[@islabee94]

🤯

[@KAROLWEWE]

wait when did he say that?

[@dinealone0]

@@KAROLWEWE say.... what? he calls Kelsey his wife during the ad read, he said green card shit a few months ago idk when.

[@Woodsy2575]

Good thing they’re not on the ship this week, it would been a shame if Cody gave the Rona to the rest of the galaxy

[@thatguynick6737]

corona going universal

[@camclawson2613]

I feel like noel was being nicer to cody in this episode considering his situation lol nice to see

[@theone-xw3gf]

I think they should’ve had Noel in the ship and have Cody green screened in the void of space quarantining

[@tomasridolfo7238]

Fuck yes

[@aryantaywade298]

Genius

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

Hoping Cody and Kelsey’s cases are mild and short; one of my close friends has long COVID and it’s been tough hearing her struggle months after her initial infection

[@justguyjack3772]

If only more people would look into Terrain Theory.

[@percibaltwinkus]

@@justguyjack3772 if only you would stfu

[@justguyjack3772]

@@percibaltwinkus Never.

[@Emma-zc5jm]

@@justguyjack3772 otherwise known as "Germ Theory Denialism". And it's the most insane idea ever given a moment of thought. Arguably worse than Flat Earth because of the direct medical harm it can cause.

[@justguyjack3772]

@@Emma-zc5jm Whatever you need to tell yourself, propagandist. You probably work for an intelligence agency.

[@frozenclassics]

seeing noel have to pull himself back every few minutes to match cody's energy level is so funny and endearing to me lol

[@frozenclassics]

do people not realize that cody saying "my wife" in the ad read was probably just a bit (one they've both done many times in the past too)

[@evajensen-wark6014]

Now that Noel's back on earth does that mean he's coming back on twitch too?

[@thatguynick6737]

hopefully

[@user-du1vj3ro1j]

When dana white was like "spread some raspberry jam and melted white chocolate and use a mold to get rid of the crust" that was so fucking good

[@lacedrain]

Cody this episode: 🤒 Noel this episode: ⬛️

[@tadoka1373]

Every time Noels camera shuts off I can see my own reflection and it’s making me miss the ship a lot

[@jacx397]

cody looks like *insert bad comparison entirely based on his long hair*

[@loganloftin7570]

jesus

[@armanpamma9454]

He looks like Dwayne The Johnson

[@H.E.M.]

@@armanpamma9454 I just looked up who that was and he looks like The Rock. 😯

[@realxjosh8298]

@@H.E.M. Nahh more like Hobbs from Fast and Furious

[@Jenji6]

A falabella.

[@Aidan-js5xm]

Contrary to popular opinion, I think most of the ad reads are funny as hell. Most other podcasts are dry af when they do it, at least Cody and Noel try to make them entertaining.

[@thatguynick6737]

some of the ads are funny your not alone

[@mattmyers2521]

I really hope the still wear the muscle suits in their homes for the love island episodes

[@thatguynick6737]

that would be funny af

[@baileyboyd3399]

Cody’s little sick voice is so cute

[@reagansmith9509]

glad you’re starting to feel better cody, hope kelsey does soon!

[@adnan2050]

They’re back on earth

[@calmdurrr3007]

WELCOME BACK TO EARTH BOYS!! ❤️

[@TLOR7]

Noel: *roasts us for not watching the bonus episodes.* Cody: dude chill if we get any lash back for that I’ll be sad.

[@joebernhardt1501]

This comment may be overlooked. But I think a good bit would be the both of you watching your old vine content and reacting to it now considering how much you’ve both grown as people and comedians. It’s always good to go back and laugh or possibly cringe at the ground breaking vines y’all produced. Idk if y’all have done it before but I’ve searched so I’m assuming you haven’t. Even if you don’t, I appreciate the quality point of views on this podcast. This duo is unstoppable. Keep up the good work. Tiny Meat 4 lyfe.

[@toomuchbongwater]

cody's really like "noel got me doing this dumbass intro while i'm sick asf" 💀💀

[@elliechester3654]

Cody casually referencing Willy Wonka is super funny to me.

[@eggd0g]

it really really sucks that cody got sick. however, i was so busy this week i completely forgot about the liveshow thing and i wouldve punched myself in the nuts if i missed it

[@kubapetynia2278]

same im just goin back from vacation, woulda missed it otherwise

[@toomuchbongwater]

when noel said 'girlfriends' i just imagined us all being cody's girlfriend bc we listen to him talk about the most disgusting shit

[@augustturner3987]

Parasocial relationships are sketch, yo.

[@toomuchbongwater]

@@augustturner3987 people who take things too literally are sketch, yo

[@mykatharsis]

back to earth? nah back to school with this zoom call setup, I feel like I'm in class

[@wydneonn2247]

why does this feel nostalgic

[@laewo7944]

hope you feel better soon, Cody! The ep was still great, even back on earth ;)

[@Jen-de9sp]

hope you and kelsey feel better soon cody, thanks for the episode even tho u dont feel the best. see yall on august 5th 😎

[@omairalmulla2921]

i acc like quarantine episodes tbh, these so cozy and bunk bed brother talk feeling

[@roacheatingaburger5656]

living in reno and hearing them talk about places here in nevada besides vegas is pretty cool

[@lillyvance8838]

Will continue to support regardless of what’s been happening get well soon ❤️

[@gkatt1994]

Appreciate the episodes guys 😊 & feel better Cody

[@ConTejasMusic]

26:26 "that my wife and I enjoy" WAIT WHAT 😍

[@jistone7851]

As someone in the Sydney lockdown it is actually comforting to see you in lockdown

[@jamessmit7853]

Same here, this shit is gettin me through a hell of a time so thx boys

[@laewo7944]

Yeah it’s been really hard, stay strong gang 🇦🇺

[@Imgonnapuke1]

A kinda odd sentiment but I get what you mean

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Sending love to you guys down there. I'm pretty spooked by how things are relaxing here in the UK despite infections going up wildly. If this ever ends, I'd love to visit Australia sometime.

[@tess3000]

I’m just glad you guys are uploading, hoping for your sake that you recover quickly Cody!!

[@rayunicorns5613]

Jeffrey really said there must be only one!

[@featherrosemain4691]

Been a Lil busy to watch the podcast for a few weeks and this is the first one I came back to. 🥲

[@silcrow]

38:11 "this tastes like a piece of the earth from the Sam I Am book" 🤣 WTF NOEL

[@harsheh]

watching this feels so illegal and demanding. take rest cody

[@jaydinamari685]

noel has so much energy and cody is literally fighting for his life this entire episode

[@hudsonv1962]

Nice this was my first episode, glad to see the boys are back

[@Tiffany__B]

you did more important things in space than jeff bezos did, you should be proud of yourself, guys

[@thatguynick6737]

there ballin like beso's

[@Alicia-nl9vn]

Hope you're feeling better soon, Cody

[@havars7141]

I rushed through making my snack so I could be back by the TV in time for the intro, like I was 10 years old rushing for Saturday morning cartoons. Only this podcast, I swear.

[@chrisabbes425]

Any chance for a fully autotuned episode

[@frosty_teacup]

BUMP

[@lmaolmaolmao69]

Still the best podcast ever made. I bang out tmg searches everyday like a crack addict needing my next hit. Thanks lads

[@julesdiariesx]

as someone who lives across the river from Laughlin you gave the most accurate description of Laughlin especially the “wtf is laughlin”

[@lunal.8556]

i had my alternator die like literally 2 weeks ago too, it scared the fuck outta me, it was like paranormal activity, like lights were flickering on and off, and all that shit. noel i would recommend being careful of your battery, because usually if the alternator gets fucked the battery takes a lot of damage as well, so don't be scared if your car wont start one day or something

[@wheretoeat2375]

No matter how cool-funny-sexy-talented someone is, there are always haters

[@thatguynick6737]

they can't handle cody hair

[@davidavila9991]

Yo. Has Noel’s eyes always been this beautiful? Asking for a friend

[@jenevieve2297]

What does Noel’s chain say, all I can read it as is “ TooT” 😭

[@jootuve5999]

tuot

[@sanju1647]

@@jootuve5999 what does that mesn

[@soft_goth]

@@sanju1647 turn up on tragedy, from his streams

[@ItsAlexandersChannel]

"Kingpin from Batman" Oh no, he alerted the comic book boys

[@petefury94]

Cody I hope you recover ok. I love you dude

[@pagansbasin6657]

Alright… who crashed the spaceship?

[@akashkhan4655]

amogus sussy baka did it

[@frozenclassics]

1:24 the covid brain fog really hit cody hard for a sec there but he came right back with the "ur mom" joke good for him good for him

[@2BraidsSweetFace]

yea i can def second what cody said ab having delta. i’m 25, healthy, vaxed with moderna and delta fkn railed me. i still can’t walk 2 weeks later and without the vaccine i am scared shitless ab what would have happened. stay safe y’all

[@Chris-jv4sp]

Funniest last minute to a pod in a long time! Unintentionally brilliant!

[@worldsourworld9061]

Most dedicated podcast award

[@Reptile_ril]

Just lost a fucking toe nail watching this! But thanks Cody & Noel for the good laughs while experiencing this unnecessary pain.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

Fuck sake Riley, how did you manage that? Can't be left unsupervised for 5 damn minutes.

[@Reptile_ril]

Hahaha yea no shit but I was coming in from smoking a cig and brought everything in with me except my foot! Damn door jams

[@goodgirl140]

I just want Cody and Noel to know, that their Dana White bit had me rolling. Please don’t ever stop.

[@DancinAardvark]

the bonus episodes are MORE than worth it, the boys are so funny

[@aamanda]

their dana white impression sounds like a male version of Jennifer Coolidge

[@thatguynick6737]

haha fr

[@SaranJacob]

I'm sorry but I gotta admit, personally I love the house episodes. Sometimes even more than the spaceship. There I said it.

[@yvonne5225]

me too it feels like im in a convo rather than watching a show lol

[@NickCapers-cy8cr]

the dana white cream pie bear bit was the funniest bit in a while, had me dying while i was landscaping last week

[@thomasgreen4068]

love you so much cody. hope you and kelsey feel better soon ❤️

[@gummyforce1019]

my mom and i are both high risk cause of asthma and we both got it in march we were literally just in bed for a week and a half only getting up to go to the bathroom and getting food brought to us by my dad it was so bad i feel you cody

[@ayyyayay]

been in the car for like 4 hours and feeling sleepy even when im listening to this and the destination is near, that is until you started talking about the daina white comments it woke me up

[@parkermccarthy4265]

31:37 noel is so surprised he suddenly ceases to exist

[@zzpeep1040]

“WOAH” *vanish* 😂😂😂

[@shaybayyy333]

When Noel say whoa and then disappears I lost it lmao

[@medmomedmo]

When Noel was gonna give a poop story I thought he was gonna tell the Mexico story, that’s the best one

[@ccsmooshie]

46:00 the best ad read intro ever

[@Jezelf14]

The entrance to the ship was blocked, it's ok, our little developer boys will fix it.

[@yootd3m]

Noels Napoleon dynamite bit at the beginning was great!

[@braedenramsey671]

I got covid rn and im just in bed just binging these you guys are the greatest

[@joshuajohnson9170]

Yooo y’all got over a milli now ! Let’s go !

[@ashgracegowans1151]

noel: names every male no matter how irrelevant by name also noel: refers to ever woman as *insert equally as relevant man's name + "girl"*

[@tybudrow3960]

coming back to youtube makes me truly appreciate the patreon comment section

[@joule9255]

I love when noel gets Thanos snapped and turned into dust just to come back 2 seconds later