Episode 266: Danish (Live from Amir's House!)

In this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house!
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[@arthurhall8892]

I think a bronze elephant tusk wall sconce would be perfect for that wall space

[@bobcandothis]

It's tasteful as fuck

[@Joshuavila_jpg]

Bro I bought one just cause of that video

[@dixiecronin7791]

Their ads work even when they aren't actually advertising anything lol

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

Who wants a bronze elephant sconce? Its tasteful as fuck!

[@johnmickelson8535]

Ya ain't getting ya sconces!

[@MegaClaymore123]

YOU GUYS SHOULD DO HOT ONES!!!!

[@alextravansky2201]

Glokib yes

[@TheWhimsicalTV]

absolutely of jorts

[@jeremiahbradshaw9843]

YES DUUUDE

[@DarrellVermilion]

with Penis Anthony Dooblinier and Charles :O KroO0Ooushtoost.

[@Varooooooom]

I really wish they’d go on Hot Ones

[@soph-ia-]

I hope you two are best friends when you're both like 90 years old

[@deontekrauss]

I accidentally ended up on this podcast and was very happy to let this play for several hours

[@iPartySober]

"Can you see how empty the wall is back there?" "Yeah, you think I should get a nice piece." "I think you should get a piece." "Yeah, like a really nice 'peace.'" "A framed photo of some peas." Oh my gosh, they're so silly haha

[@mrevilducky]

@@Jwtrub party

[@Enzombie]

One of my favorite intro songs ever , love you guys!! thanks for giving me joy

[@smooooth_]

Danish? I thought he lived in a Muffin

[@abemrofchak]

A muffin on Fairfax that'll drive you wild.

[@MatenesisVlogs]

Cherry dude must have found a larger and roomier pastry since it fits all of that article furniture.

[@elonmush4793]

A warm muffin as this pointless MacGuffin makes the girl's muffs puffin'... I soiled myself at a boatyard.

[@DigiFinch]

Love if you guys could record more live, really does make listening so much more fun!

[@immortalsun]

By “live,” you mean on video? Because it wasn’t live.

[@superneko99]

Amirs place looks nice

[@that_one_momo_guy]

His past couch was so uncomfortable, his dad freakin moved

[@henrywolfe6929]

It could use a piece

[@absurdrhino]

you're making this assumption from his couch and his wall?

[@stokednsmoked]

@@absurdrhino in what world is that not a safe assumption to make? it’s a spacious room and the living room set is tasteful as fuck dude

[@kimjongkilla]

Oh shit it's that camera guy from those buzzfeed videos

[@FeroxFury]

This was a really well done episode actually, well done to jake in particular for his great goofing potential (complemented by amir's contrasting reactions). True jake and amir style, keep it up.

[@DennisBayazitov]

Oh man, oh man. This was one of the most hilarious pieces of work I've ever seen. Todah!

[@wima13]

Casting couch is getting weird

[@ClackyysUniverse]

It'd be ace to have a video episode every week. Love all your guys stuff!!

[@axelvillesen]

that intro was DOPE!

[@zabba7461]

O shit Danish himself!

[@Legofodawin]

i thought jake and amir finished 😍😍😍😍 where have you guys been and how on earth have i missed 266 episodes???

[@MOZParungao]

Guys please do more videos like this. It's so awesome and I enjoy it just as much

[@cls63amgwagon34]

FINALLY. ILL FUCKING PAY FOR THESE VIDEO PODCASTS

[@cracksuperman]

I love this. Push your KZbin account more coy boys.

[@seanutter428]

I really hope y'all make this a tradition

[@VanessaThyGreat]

I want more of this

[@immortalsun]

30:03 I fucking love when Amir drops an Eminem reference and it goes completely over Jake’s head

[@Melissa123465]

Love this

[@iwaitec]

Amir i caught that sly 'its funny because you wrote the addresses on them perfect' referencing Stan haha

[@dominicedwards-wilds4333]

On of my favourite Amir sayings is “ohh its happening” 😂 It has made an appearance im almost every If I Were You and it is always at the best time haha

[@kristenm4246]

YES I'VE ONLY BEEN BEGGING FOR AGES

[@DelimitingMeasure]

Nakita, your rap is nice! Very captivating at the beginning, conversational almost

[@mikesymons4680]

That's awesome dude 👊🏼

[@user-daimon555]

I like your saying "oh〜"

[@sammbci]

keep this up (full videos) and I will start listening to the podcast again tbh, loved this!

[@simonkral99]

I want to like this video more than once

[@seanutter428]

What was funny is I was listening on the headgum website until they said they are recording it and i looked it up immediately on KZbin as they were joking about it.

[@joeyrozic1100]

I lost it at "YABBA DABBA DOO!"

[@edwardwarrick605]

Amir's house looks like a den...like the room

[@MediumDon]

Den?

[@JulietteVeronica1201]

Les Miserables is “basic” because it’s one of the most popular, but its iconic and just as well respected as Hamilton if not more

[@QuakingShaka]

A NEEEEW SPPPOOOONSER

[@oventi_]

I am checking, and the cheapest Article sofa is $899. Almost twice as Ikea.

[@RVCIpodHelp]

Andrés Proaño well it isn't IKEA......,

[@bobjimenez1716]

how come I can't see the latest podcasts on Spotify 😥

[@inm42]

I asked - they recently changed their RSS feed code and are working to re-implement so Spotify becomes up to date. No time frame given though. :'(

[@bobjimenez1716]

+Ivan Mouraviev idk what that means so explanation would be cool but that freaking suckssss

[@inm42]

.....neither do I....

[@soenady99]

Bob Jimenez same!!!

[@spartanner9178]

Because you fainted.

[@stupidchillout]

I think the blacklight belushi would be great... But with Jake's face... John belushi body, college sweater.

[@redgreen3604]

More videos :)

[@thundernomis]

Where can I ask them questions?

[@thedick009]

Lol one of my recommended videos is a lesson on speaking Danish

[@Drkrelic]

Damn Amir's beard is huge! This is the biggest I've ever seen it...

[@adambilbey95]

Can you tell me who sponsors the video? I seem to have forgotten

[@Ekksse]

Adam Bilbey i think it might be article. i'm not sure though

[@Rachel98246]

Who does Amir live with? He says 'we' a few times when talking about his house

[@mastacat1]

Love how Amir brought up cats as potentially being a bad musical and then years later the movie adaptation ranked.

[@immortalsun]

32:23 I was legit expecting him to say COVID tests even though this was in 2017.

[@NickDBaker]

That sofa when I squeeze a loafa makes me cream like Sammy Sosa

[@BrianMagnan]

His dad said it was fine to default, but whenever he did he had to FRICKEN MOVE!

[@JohnnyClash_]

You guys should record more of the podcasts!

[@coopernoble6139]

17:10 *CHEESE!?* seize the danish

[@GuidoIsMyRealName]

It appears you coy divas stopped posting your podcast on Spreaker. What app can I find it on?

[@no1ne649]

Gweeds headgum app

[@GuidoIsMyRealName]

Huh. Didn't even know that existed. Fenks, mate.

[@burritocanopy8182]

Gweeds its their network, j&a owns headgum

[@bleepy013]

I think they also moved to Art19

[@smooooth_]

onealmond.org

[@isaack3645]

Did he sing The Flintstones to the tune of the Simpsons at 10:00?

[@WillToWinvlog]

Is that James Harden? What's up Jake and James Hardly!

[@Turbotiggytroy]

THAT'S THE SHIT!

[@Skip2105]

25:06 awe Jake and Amir are getting old lol

[@zanderboettcher3115]

PASTAAAAA TANNER

[@immortalsun]

Seeing them do the podcast on video feels so bizarre

[@Mustangver]

25:26

[@MrStanislavski123]

"Coy Daggers, PRIVATE EYE"

[@ThomasLakin]

Wait, what. You two don't live together =/

[@theheroofkvatch8370]

Not any more!

[@saoirseryan6355]

a moment of silence for chez blumnwitz

[@dwayneboucaud1763]

they used to live together in a muffin

[@chriswave1992]

Ya haven't uploaded in awhile.

[@shaygrover1]

please record all episodes

[@griffhay1]

WHAT IS THIS THIS THIS THIS... WIZARDRY?!??!

[@madking9685]

Guys,

[@thedick009]

This is really weird. They're just like sitting next to each other talking into space not really looking at anything.

[@johnnyk617]

So this is what happened to Jake and Amir

[@xbc2000_]

So you can joke about Tasmania but not do a show here? How is this fair?!

[@thedick009]

How the hell did they even come up with QWERTY tho?

[@Aurumen77]

is Jake the real Amir?

[@CameronSlaysTBE]

PASTA tanner

[@fyukfy2366]

in the israeli army the tests have to do with where you get into the army, intelligence, combat, computers etc. and if you dont study for the tests, youll get into somewhere shitty in the army

[@rosmostdedicatedsoldier3187]

Do you say it like Que-Er-Tee, or q-wer-tee

[@rake4290]

... If it's your parents', It's an. heir B&B... (I love puns and plays on words)

[@Aaron-un4jo]

Yeah... Hamilton ripped that song off

[@D4NNY1990]

Make more videos. They're 1000% funnier

[@theheroofkvatch8370]

I spy a couple grey hairs blumenwitz

[@Buegler]

Blumenfeld got em too

[@saoirseryan6355]

They've crowsfeet too. Gosh, they look like wise 'ol coy boys i love it. Blumnwitz'll grow old together...

[@VijiogFrito]

Why didnt you post this on the headgum channel?

[@immortalsun]

It makes me unconformable how much Amir’s mic touches his nose

[@mirandab8690]

I did not picture you guys looking like that

[@dylanengelberts225]

Miranda B you havent seen the sketches they have done?

[@incognito8227]

Is this the rare person that listens to the podcast but hasn'tt watched Jake and amir?

[@TheBirdieView]

Why not crack the blinds and get some natural light in there...

[@hannahtyler1256]

Notoriously bad musical: Carrie. Look it up.

[@JulietteVeronica1201]

Hannah Tyler The revival was amazing

[@emr2710]

Nah homie this a a headgum podcast VIDEO!

[@a.g.m.s_1916]

Fuck

[@thipan15]

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