Episode 58 - Welcome To Hokwarts.

[@Cass587]

Rant about AFLW vs AFL was absolutely elite boys!!! Need more people with that mindset 🫶🏻

[@dandoesfooty]

appreciate you . we love both. both different products bringing something to the table

[@beeraaaaad]

Holy shit the rage at the end absolutely sent me 😂

[@dandoesfooty]

I'm not sure what came over me

[@georgie6597]

He’s not an athlete, he’s an artist 🪄

[@dandoesfooty]

stop pls

[@jarmy07]

Yessss 🤣🤣

[@craigjames5551]

I listened to the pod today but had to come back and watch the Carlton spray. Genuinely laughed out loud. I’m also a heartbroken bagger.

[@dylanpenny4465]

Congrats on the baby news Little Dan! Don't miss the birth, grim viewing... a lot like watching the Eagles you'll want some chopsticks handy but it's worth the watch!

[@dandoesfooty]

hahahaha

[@jackpenter267]

Absolutely unreal performance from Dan on sunday

[@dandoesfooty]

At least one Carlton person rocked up to Brisbane

[@sophiamarker4665]

Yaaaaaay!! DAN DOES DADING! Congratulations! It's an absolutely brilliant ride ❤

[@dandoesfooty]

thank you! cannot wait

[@patrickosborn-h5s]

not just an athlete, he’s an artist ⚡️

[@randomuser4310]

Once again, great work Ollie, awesome interview. Can we get another guest though?

[@lachiebeech1590]

Congrats big dan!! I just had a kid too and it’s amazing mate you’ll smash it ❤️❤️

[@dandoesfooty]

thank you mate, exciting times!

[@obi-juan9123]

Yesssss mate! Congratulations on the future Littlest Dan. Welcome to the Dad Club ❤

[@dandoesfooty]

Thank you!

[@kittymay175]

Oh my gosh!!!! Congratulations on the pregnancy!!! So exciting!!!!!

[@dandoesfooty]

thank you!

[@teddercheddar5242]

Monday’s done right when Dan and Ollie play dress ups 😎🕺

[@dandoesfooty]

I need 2025 to come quickly because im still hurting from the weekend

[@MK355]

This could be the greatest ending to the podcast in a while

[@AlisonAvron]

Oli nodding while Dan is on his soapbox about Carlton 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I can't 😂 😂 😂

[@dandoesfooty]

too scared to speak

[@AlisonAvron]

@@dandoesfooty nothing more to add. You said it all Dan 😂

[@sambrown8027]

you know the One Four is getting to ya when your busting out the black Air Force ones

[@dandoesfooty]

I've invested deeply into the 2770

[@jorgen7974]

32:22 yes we do rebuild, during the 2nd quarter port lead the game for 76 seconds, memberships were being microwaved, scarfs were being burnt, it was hell. it took a lot of guts to do what Chris Scott did and have danger get off the interchange bench for the 90 seconds he was on it, not many coaches would be willing to turn a club around like that.

[@jacksmal590]

Dan describing the Swans fans experience is literally exactly what happens to me every game day, every week!

[@postmanpat3400]

From a Sydney supporter, I couldn't agree more with his statement

[@thereelcandyy]

the Mad Monday we were all waiting for 🔥

[@dandoesfooty]

Monday Monday is LIT. All the boys are still dressed up in training cones from Saturday

[@jude305]

Congrats Dan, that’s awesome news❤️

[@dandoesfooty]

Thank you!

[@joshlyngcoln8527]

Loved the sneaky HP quote there by Ollie😂

[@dandoesfooty]

please stop giving him kudos

[@riggy18ify]

Dan got two spare tickets for the hok game for you and Ollie in bay 139¾. Come and get on the beers and the train to hokwarts 🚂🚂

[@dandoesfooty]

I'd actually take these

[@riggy18ify]

@@dandoesfooty deadset have 2 if you want them

[@makrusnormendez357]

First time I listened to the Carlton rant I laughed hard. Then I watched it on KZbin and it made me tear up. Such emotion. Really hits home. Stay strong little Dan, stay strong brother

[@dandoesfooty]

Really lost control there for a second

[@MK355]

Congrats on the baby news, amazing you’ll smash it. Best feeling in the world!

[@sunneoliver1793]

Cone Jesus needs to make an appearance at the blues session today, at least most of the side should be well rested for a big one

[@dandoesfooty]

I've been asking the boys where Mad Monday is. No one has got back to me yet

[@finnwillo]

51:23 Meek Mill or Lloyd Meek? Good one Danoss

[@dandoesfooty]

i know what I was doing

[@jennabyrne3956]

He’s more than an athlete, he’s an artist 😭😭😭 love my Harry Potter podcast

[@CharlesAshton-x6v]

Was that a sneaky Harry Potter reference at 53:48 to Ron's description of Victor Krum?

[@claudegray1681]

Stoked for you and Anna congrats guys

[@jaydenbuitenga1851]

Congrats Ana & Dan 🌻

[@dandoesfooty]

Thank you :)

[@jarmy07]

Port will never recover from Ollie’s betrayal

[@adroduke5052]

"im never gonna see a flag before I die" join the club, I'm a freo fan

[@dandoesfooty]

welcome to the club

[@Bernfrillo]

Did Ollie hold that wand for the whole ep 😂

[@JackHilder-w9r]

the wizard of waverley park

[@sideview_north4963]

One of the great meltdowns 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dandoesfooty]

gave me a headache after

[@Eibborify]

In the last 6 minutes ,You can tell Dan's been hurt and had sprays at him by Rocket Eade before

[@dandoesfooty]

lots of experience in the spray department

[@quinngerlinger7347]

Welcome to the club mate, Carlton and Essendon are the never gonna fuckin win buddies

[@ClareMV]

The Carlton rant seemed to be a therapy sesh. Hope you’re feeling better after that..

[@dandoesfooty]

suprisingly made me feel worse

[@lazybenzo]

engrowthio was underrated

[@mickey1cg708]

Ref Bulkdogs. Ref Bevo being unusual, Harmes in West not.

[@joshuabruneau788]

Literal rofl on the barking back dan, no mercy

[@dandoesfooty]

genuinely lost the plot. its been a big season

[@katejean7899]

When is the premiership final of afl podcasts going to become a thing? #Backchat #TripleM

[@poodleflee5790]

I love my tomahawk but he's not making it back in.. baring injury. After watching dixson Thursday night I don't want him to go out like that.

[@Rebekahlavy]

I was at the Swans game and we lost our voice by the 2nd quarter. Can't complain about the result, but damn the umpiring was dog shit, by halftime, articles were online about the umpiring and questions if they were trying to get the Giants to win. The crowd was so loud though you could not hear the goal songs after Isaac and Joel scored the goals. Then players such as Will Hayward, raised his arms up and down for us to continue to be louder. Best SCG game of the year! Also no to GWS using the SCG it's not their area or home ground. Until they regularly overfill their home stadium, which swans have at the SCG all year then I guess there will be talk in NSW of making their stadium bigger. SCG also needs more seating which is hard as they won't remove the old two grounds, so not sure how they will do it.

[@Sugma294]

Love ya mate

[@thereelcandyy]

This just in, Ollie is into sploshing.

[@olliegeale2238]

Uh oh. Right I’m very tired. What did I say to suggest that?!

[@thereelcandyy]

@@olliegeale2238 that you like food being thrown at you 😂

[@dandoesfooty]

scared this is a HP quote

[@thereelcandyy]

@@dandoesfooty promise it isn’t 🫶

[@chloeg3518]

tbh id let isaac heeney do whatever he wants to me (im a wce fan)

[@546walter]

I don't care what the lions do from now on in, we've got the win in breaking lil dan down .

[@lauchyking8951]

26:34 has anyone considered maybe the dog is having a baby? not a human baby, a puppy?

[@PawesomeCatVideo]

1:04:13 That is why I never sit next to a Carlton fan....ever.

[@cosmicdib4823]

I thought the butt cheek was referring to the..😐.. the Lachie Neale twerking vid. This week has broken me. I'm going to go watch some more of that show where the pink haired dude gets traumatised (Jujutsu Kaisen). That's when I get to go "Ha. I've got it way better than him" to make myself feel better.

[@dandoesfooty]

I'm going to watch Opening Round to make myself feel better about things

[@PawesomeCatVideo]

Never walk the streets of Mt Druitt at night without a knife.

[@Slaymondo]

This is cool and all, congrats on the child. But how is our fantasy team going given our whole roster plays today? how many points are we behind? Not many start/sit questions for me this week. Disappointing as the co-coach.

[@dandoesfooty]

We're 29 behind with CMC, Deebo and Kittle to come. Will debrief on Thursday

[@Slaymondo]

@@dandoesfooty bad news. CMC out tonight. I hope we have Jordan Mason.

[@yeisonmilan_caricatures]

TRAINING CONETON FC

[@dandoesfooty]

this hurts

[@michaelseparovich]

oh fuck we DO NOT NEED BRAINROT HAWKS

[@will0667]

fucking love you ollie, HOKBALL

[@bradgibson7640]

Imagine thinking the wizards at a hawthorn game were because of the pod and not for Watson 'Wiz' the player 🤣

[@thereelcandyy]

that’s not what they’re saying. they’re saying the pod brought HP and footy together AND THEN with the Wiz stuff on Friday it was Ollie’s dream come true. They’re just trying to take some credit 😂

[@dandoesfooty]

@@thereelcandyy I'm glad someones connecting the dots. ty

[@finnmahoney4355]

Dan is a clone of Draco malfoy

[@dandoesfooty]

I have no idea what this means but I'm going to assume hes a legend

[@joshkippie9442]

1:06:09 thanks for breaking my fucking ears #flaghok

[@dandoesfooty]

sorry, got a bit passionate towards the end there

[@Sugma294]

But you know you are 0 and 6 when you make fun of the pies

[@Pies2324]

Congratulations Lil Dan born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not...

[@lauchyking8951]

ollie, personally as a doggies fan and just as a human being… talk some sense into bailey for me, please, i’m begging 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♂️‍➡️

[@dandoesfooty]

hes onto it

[@michaelbuckle9294]

It’s because of the wizard Watson, not yous. Stop getting too big for your boots

[@dandoesfooty]

i cant be bothered arguing Michael, its been a rough 72 hours

[@skuzbucket03]

First ❤

[@dandoesfooty]

appreciate you

[@lsong8461]

wtf is this about pendalbury??? Hahahaha

[@michaelseparovich]

dan im not so sure why youre so quick to rule out nathan murphy having a baby thats part dog. its not the first time its happened... in fact if memory serves, on june 2 1992 there was a child born who ABSOLUTELY HAD THAT DOG IN HIM. WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOOF WOOOOOF WOOOFWOOOFOWOOOFWOOOF

[@lauchyking8951]

spent last night on the piss…… only got up for mad monday, big danny, congrats on the baby, ollie you look like a cute but faggy wizard

[@_taylaIvy]

I don’t care about anything else about this episode - including the game review , the way you’re already talking about your baby, & the way you’re lighting up 🥹 excited to see you grow into a farther - for the love of god please don’t put the tiny baby in Carlton colours poor kid

[@joshuabruneau788]

Does Ollie know everyone who plays footy outside the afl has been running on them hours for a century? Blokes who been playing their whole lives and not blessed with a pay packet do exactly that. So no crying for that league please how ridiculous

[@olliegeale2238]

Took me a while to understand what you’re trying to say here. But I think I understand your point. I’ve been to soccer, footy and quidditch practice at all hours of the week. But it’s not professional and it’s for fun. I think small amendments to a professional program can go a long way in improving the standard. When did I cry? Just trying to figure out your point.

[@benmckinstry4023]

@@olliegeale2238You tell him Big Ollie.

[@Nambler97]

@@olliegeale2238 wouldn’t worry blokes speaking yapanese

[@adog5408]

What is bro speaking about?

[@joshuabruneau788]

​@olliegeale2238 probably should've referenced a time but around the 29min mark, demanding money and attention like that and blaming the facilities and the rest on the outcome of the product is totally wrong. Saying you felt bad for them and the rest, what else more could we possibly do that hasn't been done without just absolutely forcing it, my point was more about how they aren't the only ones in the world hurting themselves or maybe not being paid enough for their professional sport. But you can't just demand it like that when no one else in the world is as blessed as these girls being handed a professional league like this, enough has been done and it's up to the sport now not everyone else and money. Probably over the top by me sorry mate but I can't speak on a poddy like you can, love your work x

[@msracheltoy]

never have i ever clicked so fast

[@dandoesfooty]

thank you for supporting our small business . appreciate you

[@adog5408]

@@dandoesfootythis is no longer small