Episode Thirty Two of Crit the Bed

Leaving the rest of the group to subtly explore Chad’s former Pad, our favourite lizard-wizard descends the stairs of Akkoran’s Occult and Creative Anatheium to find his former carer. Only to discover the door and windows smashed in, stepping outside, the rest of Blackmire has not fared any better. So Chad throws some rocks back through the top windows to alert the rest and they all explore the village for survivors.
Using Pater’s location spell, they discover the presence of some villagers in the Major’s house, but before they can rescue them, Pater gets into a fight with a spider on the roof and then takes on a quest to find a different spider a mate so she can have children before she dies, but summoning eight fey spiders to liaise with her.
After turning Chad into a pin cushion whilst he waited, they knock on the door and let themselves in to find a scared Major and his wife, two dozen survivors and one very sleep-deprived and odd Akkoran that has been going without sleep for days to protect the house. Agreeing to take the majority of the pee that has accumulated in the house, the party trek off to Lumbergost in search of the foul creatures that destroyed their home. -- Watch live at / critthebedshow