Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History

Rasputin vs Stalin. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Grigori Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin & Vladimir Putin: Nice Peter (of Russian Descent)
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Joseph Stalin & Mikhail Gorbachev: EpicLLOYD (No Russian Blood)
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Special guest bro: PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov
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Executive Producers:
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Directed by:
Dave McCary
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Song Produced by:
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Mixed by:
Choco and Nice Peter
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Edited by:
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Compositing and Background Design by:
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[@betzchess]

No one lost, everybody won. The Russians distributed the victory equally.

[@Jackdiddly1]

Ur 6 years 2 late. For that joke

[@raptor4512]

Funny how so many people still watch these lol

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Nice one bro. And we all SHARE in the entertainment.

[@vukle1]

Communism

[@MyMika2004]

@@Jackdiddly1 no u

[@lucystarlight8887]

I just realized the line "You two need yoga" is a reference to the fact that Lenin and Stalin both died from stress related strokes

[@cxuivq676]

Lenin died because of blood illness

[@lucystarlight8887]

@@cxuivq676 Lenin had three strokes within two years of his death, I can’t imagine they helped his health

[@morgueieli]

Stalin had strokes yes, but the ultimate cause of his death was being poisoned by Beria Edit: apparently, this might be bullshit. Either way, Beria was an awful person.

[@morgueieli]

@UTubeFekUrself Also funny about Beria, as Stalin would lay dying in his bed, whenever he was briefly conscious Beria would suck up to the man, kissing his hand and all. The next moment Stalin fell unconscious again, Beria would spit and proceed to curse the man. I believe it was Beria for certain, he was involved for sure, as he was clearly next up on the chopping block, and he was also just power hungry it seemed. It’s incredibly ironic how the man died, completely agree.

[@aminaj.7032]

​@@morgueieli Wasn't it alcohol poisoning, and the fact that his guards were too afraid to check on him when he fell asleep

[@crimsonspector1967]

"If your name ends with 'in' time to get out" Gorbachev killed Putin before he joined the battle

[@brontimus9393]

Gu-fuckin-lag

[@chantaljararuse]

and stal(IN) and rasput(IN)

[@arsalanw2001]

Matthew jararuse and lenIN

[@thenixaless7493]

Ouch blyat

[@pixiethecanary7666]

@@takingtheshot9830 f*ck you

[@Anonymous_Identity246]

Fun fact: Gorbachev was still Alive for another 9 years after this video was released.

[@just_matt214]

I hope he watched it.

[@Anonymous_Identity246]

@@just_matt214 Same here 😂

[@Iamwtfboi]

Iirc, he was the best leader of the soviet union (outside the, I think, Troikas?) Besides Lenin

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

​@@Iamwtfboi I think he was one of the only few people ever in the government of the USSR that actually tried to make it better for the people.

[@rappakalja5295]

​@@totallyreyalfactsfsfsA laughably incorrect take

[@jesuschristthefirstjojo.7565]

I just realized that when Putin said “I'm a President in my prime", The abbreviation spells out Pimp.

[@2face278]

It's been 8 years and people still figuring out new stuff with this song that's crazy

[@TheOneGuyAce]

Now I'm forever contemplating whether that was intentional.

[@bonkersbonnersgaming7417]

Wow

[@nicoledean142]

I was today years old when I learned 🤣

[@LorenseNovem]

Oh wow

[@orionshadowveil]

Gorbachev: "If your name ends with 'in,' time to get out" A line that hit EVERY one of his opponents simultaneously.

[@mashab.234]

Orion Shadowveil Actually, Lenin‘s real surname is Ulyanov;) But yeah, this’s good.

[@daffamuhammad9864]

Masha B. Also Stalin real name is dzughasvilli

[@zaleksino7297]

Ну есть же ещё фамилии на -Ев , -Ов

[@Waynebytech]

Putin: I don't think so

[@jovickii7396]

Josef Dzugasivli Visionarevic Stalin his real name

[@lcs684]

this is what the History Channel is like at midnight.

[@pacificxplorer]

Underrated comment ^^^

[@josephstalin7003]

Yeah my moustache was way too big

[@toadthebreakvan4518]

Josph Stalin hey Joseph! How things doing with Lenin?

[@josephstalin7003]

Toad The break van oh Lenin, he's still playing dead

[@therealplaguerat]

@@josephstalin7003 oh wait your not dead?

[@Yadobler]

2:50 I just realised this is a relic of 2012s when each thumbnail could be annotated to another video

[@alcapo9600]

My guy…. You missed out…

[@LordWaterBottle]

@@alcapo9600 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

[@TEDAC771]

I don't get it

[@JusFinnZalar]

@@TEDAC771 in ye olden youtube, there was no limit to when or how many on screen annotations there could be, each video playing as the background was clickable

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

Yeah, now so many of these videos have text about selecting the next vid that doesn't make sense.

[@bundescoach3528]

that "birth of marx - birthmarks" line with Gorbachev walking in is still something I think about on the regular.

[@stafey7659]

First comment on this I still love rewatching this

[@marzuqahmed218]

Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost.

[@Mirko_Doggen]

This is why I think Gorbachev won

[@phoebeclark4718]

Assholes made a mess and the war got cold!

[@kingclint2382]

Shook hands with both Ronald, Reagan and Mcdonald, no doubt

[@Panzer_43]

Teacher: Talks about Stalin Me: Isn’t he the man that made Mother Russia his bitch?

[@mememaster1318]

Texas games teacher:I mean your not wrong

[@ejdjghtj5931]

Yep

[@blaandbla8260]

Instant Detention

[@c2e.7877]

True.

[@AbdAllah-lp7wn]

Yes

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

This aged very well

[@legendarycactus8218]

Ravioli Ravioli seize the propertoli

[@anthonyrendonswagg99]

yes

[@errinwright3700]

Nice...my fav youtuber lmao

[@skizze..]

huh youre looking at this today too?

[@badstriker]

Ha! Of course. Lies like this have aged well since the pioneers of this "facts" came out; the nazis. More exactly, joseph Goebbels.

[@pieraromeo4113]

Joseph Stalin's Verse was ACTUALLY fire, but Lenin's Verse Was The Best Earthquake, but this. 1:41. Was the Catchy Part

[@flatlandtigress8685]

So catchy! Gorbachev always did have the common touch.

[@rdpcl]

"I shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and McDonalds" What a great summary of Gorbachev's political career.

[@rosiepestel7836]

😂😂😂😂

[@époustouflante]

This is what the clown and betrayer deserves, shake hands with these Ronalds, great allusion

[@saturnnn7155]

Shaking hands with borderline fascist and corporate oppressors

[@keshavleitan7800]

@@saturnnn7155 "corperate oppressors" wow, what bullshit. Very ironical because the USSR and Russia oppressed its citizens way more than America.

[@barockobummer2448]

@@keshavleitan7800 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@harry9314-f2t]

Trotsky was originally in this battle, but Stalin edited his verse out

[@eulennachathen449]

You deserve more likes!

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

He even recorded it out of his studio in Mexico just to be safe, but that didn't help :/

[@RipRoaringGarage]

All thats rumored to exist is the hammer used to smash the hard drive of Trotskys bars.

[@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653]

Severely underrated comment.

[@PumpkinHoard]

@@krutoikulak-kingofthegulag5653 10 years after the video was posted and requires a bit of history knowledge to understand...... I'd say it's doing pretty damn well with 705 likes.

[@RealAlpharius]

Damn man, I can't believe they got the real Lenin for this.

[@FriendshipandPonies]

Mr Speedwagon

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

@@FriendshipandPonies yes?

[@FriendshipandPonies]

@@TheUncivilizedNation *blushu blushu*

[@cloudz283]

Hilarious

[@thesauce1682]

Their make up is top tier.

[@Safesplayz]

Who ever played Stalin was great bro.. the way he looked and sound, generally the aura he gave off was insane!!

[@robdug7774]

Years ago libtards defended him over bush. I wonder how that is hitting now lol

[@J0vile]

Yes, and Gorbachev, look up Darth Vader v Stalin. EpicLloyd rocks it.

[@My_Melodyy2746]

RIGHT-

[@yosafatyt]

Interviewer: So Putin how long are you gonna be the president of Russia? Putin: ДА

[@mantapjiwa632]

Putin: You want to mess with me?

[@manduse5247]

Putin: I spit hot borsch

[@El__Silbon]

Putin: When I'm crushing these beats

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Putin: Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba

[@adicooli1711]

@@eleethtahgra7182 Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyĸa

[@goodboyjoe978]

Gorbachev really ended the union to get some McDonald's.

[@yourlocalramen1660]

Pretty sure it was Reagan and McDonalds.

[@Damariobros]

Max Dunn It was both.

[@snorf525]

worth it

[@Roma-kp4qg]

He shilled for Pizza Hut :(

[@Vadim_Sulimov]

you're laughing, but that's what really happened...It was very stupid of him to trust the Americans so much

[@pendantairplane]

The pun with "birth of marx" and "birthmarks" is still one of the best wordplays ive ever witnessed

[@its_c4p1vfgra53]

fr

[@ВасилийИвашковский-ю9з]

Best in my opinion it's worldplay with "Douglass" and "dug less"

[@gideonbrown4215]

It wasn’t even a bar and it still slapped!

[@Fancy_delusional]

Fr

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

just noticed that

[@darekmario446]

"if your name end with "in" - Time to get out... That aged well...

[@DrMemeTheTherapist]

Rasputin didn't die he just had a shower and removed "Ras" from his name

[@Kimblee4209]

Yeah and dyed his hair

[@golden46k]

am mykt søppel lmao

[@natecalhoun4427]

This dude woke 💯

[@kevinbmx2225]

Putin.

[@angelcastaneda529]

KevinBMX22, yeah thanks. I couldn’t guess.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

I love how the actor for Putin doesn't even look like him but was able to portray him flawlessly with only the impression.

[@markfrank5704]

He looks like a much younger version of him kinda

[@pascalmoens8691]

Actor? It's nice Peter..

[@lollolol3983]

Putin is president, Rasputin has fu"ked many many woman. It is different ppl

[@jaimelannister1797]

@doctor salt holy shit I never noticed that was pewdiepie

[@tylermartinez3068]

@@jaimelannister1797 sorry but which person was pewdiepie

[@shikamarunara2707]

This Lenin looks more like Lenin than Lenin.

[@crappychannel7454]

*visible confusion*

[@jacobbishop8067]

Yeah, fair

[@RandomDude1999L]

>:-/ well.... Yea

[@Tyler-md4qk]

wasn't Lenin mexican

[@navetwizer9853]

Tyler Snacc YT Lenin was Jewish, he was leading to a communism country where the rich peoples and the other peoples would be equal.

[@robbie131]

This many years later, the fact that I can stumble to this video and remember most of the lyrics is beautiful. Probably ERB's best work

[@razorinstiincz8314]

I love how historically accurate this actually is. Specifically with Stalin’s four lines of “...shot” because Rasputin got shot four times before dying. Bravo ERB, bravo.

[@wicknite1425]

I mean, the coroners report states rasputin was three times. Despite that, it is unbelieveably accurate

[@callusmalus8268]

Very accurate except the part about how he doesn't care about his wife she was considered to be the only one he cared for pretty much and when she died he said "This creature softened my heart of stone. She died and with her died my last warm feelings for humanity."

[@Universe2]

first wife not the second one

[@callusmalus8268]

@@Universe2 My bad your right he didn't give a fuck about his second wife. Literally they had a fight and she went to her room and shot herself.Kinda fucked

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

Disregarding the poisoning, drowning, burying, an later cremation. They did more damage to his body then to him while he was alive.

[@molleerox]

"I spit hot borsch, while I'm crushing these beats" I love this line because you crush beets to make borsch.

[@blangle3413]

:0

[@utubebgay]

There is no 't' in borsch

[@Kalashnikov413]

@@utubebgay there is, lol

[@Dahvood]

Borscht - Alternative names: Borsch, borshch, borsht, bortsch. Thanks, wiki

[@EurofighterTyphoon-EF2000]

Bleb

[@asimchillify]

How is this 6 years old? Time flies.

[@claus3331]

Ikr

[@BumBanditt]

Facts

[@andrewbendahan1379]

Ik

[@recreationalnukes4251]

asimchillify but putin is constant.

[@kittenscatsangelsgods1157]

KGB he he he he OMG , KGB dancing with ratbutttrumpreaganass ; I'm Gonna Die wth -AKAwhatthehello-

[@Sealbro05]

0:14 Rasputin’s Verse 0:41 Joseph Stalin’s Verse 1:07 Vladimir Lenin’s Verse 1:44 Gorbachev’s Verse 2:09 Vladimir Putin’s Verse

[@OcarinaOfTime]

History students when they're drunk:

[@kajafreur527]

Welcome to Epic Rap Battles of History

[@Nico-pq2ky]

Welcome im one of them 🤓🤓 Im welcome in the history students

[@borisyeltsin6927]

welcome to the drunk gang

[@tinkywinky4554]

hahahaha lol

[@Nico-pq2ky]

WelcomE to thE drunk gang 🍷🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍷🍺🍺🍷🍺🍻🍻🍻

[@ethanl5527]

We all know who the true loser of this battle was: Whoever sold Rasputin pierogi.

[@thevagabondburntnotredame8902]

pierogi is the shit tho.

[@КириллШейнман]

By the way, there was a mistake. Pir`ogi is polish dish, russian pie is actually called pirog`i Im not sure is "dish" correct word, but i dont care

[@smitherboi3125]

Shot

[@2kkl4wz]

@Erich Peterson how fucking dare you.

[@2kkl4wz]

@Jared Jams eh, they are not important. The pierogi is. (Thats how the subtitles spell it, okay?)

[@pazuzu1]

This video is almost a decade old yet Putin is still president

[@pazuzu1]

@Sassy Tangerine 7 years is almost a decade, yes

[@Lisztomaniac1022]

Oh shit I'm feeling old

[@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753]

@@pazuzu1 you have a crooked notion of time

[@karsaja4693]

Frr

[@pazuzu1]

@@amirmohammadjahromizadeh1753 not really, it's not far of off a decade in the long scheme of things

[@jacobgale4792]

Honestly Gorbachev straight up lethaled everyone with "If your name end with 'in', time to get out" and the Birthmark line is actually perfection

[@someeejit]

“Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out the picture” I never realised until now it was a reference to Stalin literally removing Trotsky from a photo, this battle is so good

[@SlashinatorZ]

I made an AMV of this & histeria provided all the clips I needed

[@Questionable_Content]

It also a reference to how he had Trotsky run out of the country and killed

[@somehippies]

@@Questionable_Content trotsky was a true communist revolutionary, crushed by the bureaucratic hellhole that was the Soviet Union

[@bullseye5202]

@@somehippies I would argue that Trotsky would have been no better than Stalin had he taken over after Lenin instead. He was a radical and an unpopular figure in the party, considered an idealist even by Bolshevik standards. Trust me, I am absolutely not trying to shit on you here. It's just annoying how Trotsky is often made out to be a man of the people, a hero to the cause, when in reality he'd be even worse than Stalin. Trotsky wanted communism to spread *everywhere.* Who knows how many could've died if he got his way. Again, not trying to shit on you in particular

[@somehippies]

@@bullseye5202 i will apply the same rhetoric, not trying to shit on you either. but look at the present state of the world and tell me it’s not needed to at least internationalize it in the sense to have someone to lean in, bolivia, democratically elected socialist, overthrown by usa, guatemala, same story (radicalized che guevara), cuba was hit with trade sanctions the whole world over to make it crumble and fall, capitalism toils almost as hard as its workers do to destroy any attempts of socialism, maybe not the entire world, but you cannot expect communism to survive in a stalinist doctrine of socialism in one country, as we’re seeing today. furthermore, trotsky explicitly wrote that said revolutions should be led by the proletariat himself, so, while i don’t believe he would be neutral on these fronts, he wouldn’t wage war on the entire world, he would support the proletariat worldwide, and i will concede that that might lead to a lot more proxy wars, but it’s not a black and white issue here.

[@PeterUllmer-ALDP]

Otto von bismark vs. Adolf hitler vs. Kaiser Wilhelm vs. Helmut Kohl vs. Angela Merkel

[@youribakker5571]

Peter Ullmer. Actual history. Good suggestion.

[@j0shua481]

Kaiser Wilhelm der zweite

[@p-ball_from_SEA]

You forgot some of the HRE emperors too, Otto the Great, Frederick Barbossa and Frederick II 'Stupor Mundi'

[@daihuantran9928]

Peter Ullmer. The Kaiser win

[@cinnafloof8967]

Peter Ullmer. Omfg yes

[@the_venomous_viper1234]

“If your name end with in, time to get out” Gorbachev killed Putin before he even came into the battle

[@littlemicogamer1524]

What's missing in G_lag U, now get to the gulag for talking bad against putin

[@Nidyha]

@@r33c3spices9 no he means the names. RasputIN StalIN LenIN PutIN

[@sub-nautical_chill4379]

Fun fact regarding that line; He was proceded by Boris YeltsIN with the creation of the Russian Federation.

[@animatheo5779]

The_Venomous_Viper 123 i guess it was to Stal *IN*

[@ministermacro]

@@Nidyha Potential r/wooosh here

[@CJ0611]

As a person who sold Rasputin pierogies, I can confirm I have been shot

[@mikhailgorbachev4542]

Did somebody say birthmarks?

[@deeptig3972]

o.O

[@X-2Cold]

You made this account at the time you commented it.

[@sorinxi7455]

Mislo • So?

[@josephstalin364]

I took those yoga lessons you recommended

[@libertyprime4457]

@@josephstalin364 hows your right hand man?

[@sonicforces9295]

1920 : Rasputin 2020 : Putin 2120 : Tin

[@vladimirilyichulyanov4569]

2220: N

[@inkycacakmtka5544]

2320 :

[@vladimirilyichulyanov4569]

2420: -N

[@ЙозефШвейк-ю8и]

1920: Rasputin 2020: Dvaputin 2120: Triputin

[@gengarzilla1685]

Nah, it's still gonna be Putin. We talk about Elizabeth II being immortal but she ain't the only one.

[@MJGamerYT-od9gh]

Best ryhmes: Stalin Best disses: Lenin Winner overall: Gorbachev Loser overall: Tsar Nicholas II

[@Old_Man_Miku]

"ryhms" lmao

[@shaunallen9337]

so true... poor Czars

[@PostApocSurvival]

@Buritobob_SMM2 DA comrade

[@shannonyates6281]

Romanovs RIP🌹

[@nightcoremusic1896]

@Buritobob_SMM2 (￣^￣)ゞ fellow comrade

[@conspiracy_risk7526]

I love the moment at 2:32. Lenin, Stalin, and Gorbachev are all just standing there pissed at Putin, while Rasputin is kind of head bopping along like "This beat is actually kinda fire ngl."

[@tacitus6384]

"My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!" Apparently when Stalin heard about his sons attempt to commit suicide by shooting himself (and failed), Stalin said "he can't even shoot straight!" Cold savage.

[@noobf8783]

@Daniël Ulyev i think he hates his own sOn

[@noobf8783]

@Daniël Ulyev one got captured

[@kuch.bhi8847]

@@noobf8783 if u don't know about history then don't talk about it. Stalin had to decide between his own son and his military head. If he saved his son, then the Soviet would have been defense less.

[@noobf8783]

Communist suck

[@diegosilva3927]

@@noobf8783 Everybody knows that.

[@therumbling]

That one background dancer was pretty talented; he should start a KZbin channel

[@m.A.A.dGanja420]

@@josdriehoek1276 r/whoosh

[@jakub6998]

@@m.A.A.dGanja420 how is that a woosh? He just simply told him to fuck off with the woosh bc its annoying as fuck.

[@conquistaboar6081]

@@jakub6998 r/whoosh

[@anythingfartherfurtherfurt8594]

@Blair Thoennes r/whoash

[@sharma_0405]

This is gold Gold bond

[@jackmummert8984]

“Did somebody say birthmarks?” My favorite ERB line

[@jorandebraekeleer7557]

Same. I love that Gorbachev is so chaotic neutral. It makes me wanna watch this vid over and over.

[@itsaBoomer]

Should've been "birthmarx"

[@frenchsoldier8485]

" It's the host with the most glasnost "

[@briansiallagan1923]

Nope it is berth mark

[@fatherfountain1906]

Did somebody say *real power*

[@garethwilkins6744]

Putin: " i won this victory." Others: " OUR victory."

[@basheerhadi95]

“Stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx...knock knock knock, did somebody say birthmark?” Genius.

[@k4tharin3]

@ComradeQbr • 69 years ago Assholes made a mess and the war got cold

[@eero7507]

@@k4tharin3 shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and Mcdonald's

[@hulkbelowall9532]

@@eero7507 no doubt if your name end with in time to get out

[@eero7507]

@@hulkbelowall9532 i had the balls to let baryšnikov dance, playa! Torn down that wall like the kool aid man (oh yeah)

[@eero7507]

@@Cadbury1 Did somebody say real power?

[@hellogoodbye9304]

RIP the dude who sold Rasputin pierogi

[@VideoCentral-bh9tf]

Oof

[@TitovIgorBro]

This is so fun for me to rewatch 5 years later (because now I can speak proper English) Edit: apparently not that proper lol. "funny"

[@restinpeace1916]

That was a capitalist pig anyway...

[@solytnoss2563]

f

[@turbulentpriest5647]

There is no worse way to be shot then moose cock shot.

[@mgdoff3389]

“And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!” - “Did somebody said birthmarks?” Best thing ive ever seen in erb

[@thekhans2823]

@ mgdoff ,yes

[@sontalks]

I guess that's how Mikhail acted.

[@poscom1071]

Agree toats

[@HelloPrettyFace100]

can someone explain?

[@HelloPrettyFace100]

@@preacherofmusic well obviously, but what does it mean/what is it refering to?

[@alstinson]

Stalin mentions how he took out Hitler Rasputin: Understandable have a nice day. 1:06

[@xdxdd-ch4wi]

LMFAO

[@ivanschweizer9146]

He also casually dances during Putin's verse

[@ultracell9055]

yeah rasputin was too distracted by lenin suddently appearing and spitting fire rather then that line where he bitch slapped hitler

[@MusicalBasics]

To this day I still rap Gorbachev's entire verse when I'm doing the dishes or cleaning the counter. "Tore down the wall like the kool-aid man, OH YEAH!"

[@barnthedarnsaur4386]

“I spit hot borsche when I’m crushing these beats”

[@wildwestzombie]

Shake hands with both ronalds

[@kewl_jspec]

@@sno676 nice profile picture

[@StrikerF3]

Thx

[@greatestgianni]

Me but “I leave you in a noose in a trench and SHOT!”

[@Lord_Burrito]

Well, this is a cursed time to go back to this rap battle.

[@wilkgr]

Yup, was looking through for recent comments ha

[@ElasticGiraffe]

@@wilkgr Same. Haha.

[@Papa_Staline]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :/

[@mushroon4950]

Lmaoo

[@Papa_Staline]

@@mushroon4950 judging by your profile picture arent you a little too busy to be watching youtube vids? Or is ERB also an independent republic?

[@pollard3558]

This video came out over 7 years ago, but Putin still president in his prime

[@vogonp4287]

Wait, it's still Putin? Always has been.

[@Fermion.]

@@vogonp4287 ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

[@vinzcastro9304]

⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄..

[@はるか-p8r]

@@vogonp4287 always has been.

[@heathercalicoep9756]

Putin is resigning in 2021 because of Parkinsons!

[@ladywaffle2210]

it's interesting to come back to these and listen with years of college-level history classes under my belt

[@melonlord7443]

"Yo, I'm the host with the most Glasnost. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold" is still the hardest bar in rap history

[@ajdominguez1002]

He tore down that Wall like the Kool-Aid Man (oh yeah)

[@iamthepole723]

Rest in peace

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

@@ajdominguez1002 You two need yoga. (Дa!) You need a shower, (Дa!)

[@janebyrne6463]

I agree. Gorbachev (and. later, Boris Yeltsin) made a better ruler for Russia than Vladimir Putin. Putin singlehandedly turned Russia into a corrupt kleptocracy, extending its influence in Crimea and now Ukraine. Putin was a great admirer of Stalin, it's not hard to see why.

[@rick5743]

@@ajdominguez1002 He shook hands with both ronalds (reagan and mcdonalds)

[@Choodafoo]

No Epic Rap Battle will ever top this one. Characters from a common history interacting with each other and spitting historically accurate disses is the best thing ever.

[@Nikagor]

+Patrick Elder Just don't look at the comments asking who Lenin, Gorbachev or Putin is.

[@andreberenguel11able]

you are right this one is just the best one

[@brandonvabderbok476]

+Patrick Elder come on what about washington vs wallace?

[@Zfighter218]

+Patrick Elder yup this is definitely the best

[@mrgoat6267]

there are so many other better ones

[@Eidolon5150]

“Anyone who sold you pierogi” “shot” Stalin is a straight savage

[@turtinator8735]

not the pierogi :,(

[@radughita1992]

What is pierogi?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@radughita1992 Soup

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@Shreerang Vaidya Nyet

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@ewtfvrwbthrwtnfd I was thinking of borsch

[@kaigarcia3889]

This is the best beat out of all the songs, hands down. I freaking love this so darn much!!!

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

Lenin's ghost coming back to roast Stalin and Rasputin was the best part.

[@malachitlonborne5071]

Lenin was an idiot.

[@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635]

@@malachitlonborne5071 At least he done something that changed the course of history and fought what he believed in. It's admirable yet sad and frustrating that the way of thinking before is different back then, that there could a better solution but in the past is hasher than it could be that drives people for anything that make their life better but only drive even deeper on to that road.

[@malachitlonborne5071]

@@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635 "At least he done something to change the course of history and fought for what he believed in" So did Robert E Lee. So did Mao, Hitler, Kaiser, Santa Anna, Osama, I think you get where I'm going with that. I don't care somebody for what they believe in. I care about the ideals they believe in. Communism is stupid. All forms of Communism is stupid including Democratic socialism.

[@cowtipper08]

@@malachitlonborne5071 well said.

[@wizbromanakajeffthejoykill7635]

@@malachitlonborne5071 So you think democracy is not stupid too? All governments have flaws. Look at Cuban Missile Crisis, man. The Socialist said the same thing about democracy which allows bad capitalistic companies to take advantage the people's skills, just like Communist Manifesto which I read which was supported by an company which Karl Marx's friend. The only wrong here is that the way PEOPLE implemented it and took advantage it... That is the real cause of the problem like propagandas. And Robert E. Lee, knew he was in the wrong side in the advancing modern society. Slavery was normal thing back then and that's irony of the so-called the land of the free, United States. And Socialist and Communism is both different, search it on the wikipedia. There's even like Syndicalism. This why admire Fidel Castro and Ho Chi Minh which you forgot to mention who were Marxist-Leninist, fought against America's fear of Communism. And the irony continues, most companies stockholders came from China like Blizzard. So before you say stupid, think what you type first and watch Historical Channels like Armchair Historian. Read a history book before coming here in history rap battle. Because I'll bitch slap you harder than bitch slap like many others ignorant fools👋

[@philtachio]

*"If your name end with 'in', time to get out"* best line

[@clevergirl4457]

@nathan sinaga ends with "in" it may be his time to get out soon...

[@AbG-pk4ti]

LenIN RasputIN StalIN PutIN

[@clevergirl4457]

WE all deserve one like each shared amongst OURSELF... da!

[@Secto-R]

*PUTIN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@IAmNinzja]

@@AbG-pk4ti Elcin (ЕльцИН) - first president of the Russian Federation

[@ApExWorkout]

Me: Everyone: My brain in the middle of the day: “Дa, you want to mess with me?”

[@hushvirginia]

😂😂 me too man. At the absolute weirdest times too.

[@aichi_d3a1]

I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats

[@axisthefirst]

@@aichi_d3a1 blow it up like a tuba while I'm bailing in cuba

[@aristocat3012]

for me: "I'm a president in my priiiiime, my enimes don't disssstract me, the last man who attaaaacked me lived a half-life, so comrade COME AT ME."

[@axisthefirst]

@@aristocat3012 it is supposed to be: doing judo moves and schooling communist cyka

[@theearthlord2209]

1:40 I don't care what anybody says, this is the best opening in all of ERB Edit: Balls balls balls

[@WillingtonOfWallington]

True bro

[@ThomasB-ck1pg]

😂😂 i know but i like lenins better

[@leeshapon]

*knock knock knock knock*

[@Ch3ssN00b]

​@@leeshapon Did somebody say "birthmarks"?

[@willbeinke6839]

Putin: Flexing on everyone. Stalin, Lenin, and Gorbachev: Hating him. Rasputin: Enjoying the music.

[@josephstalin364]

I didn’t hate Putin, he’s a real hooman

[@Nico-pq2ky]

@@josephstalin364 how dare you to say that comrade.

[@wafeeqrox885]

Cus Ras(putin)

[@berry7879]

He was also just vibing to the rap before Gorbachev told him to take a shower.

[@Bsaaudio]

@@josephstalin364 me too 😡😡

[@ilikemusic3856]

"Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil" This angered Stalin's father who punished him severely.

[@angelserenade]

I see you're also a man of culture

[@ilikemusic3856]

@@angelserenade Thanks :)

[@gwynne-stacy]

@British Tea pls wtf does Britain have to do with opium trade

[@cindylavoie2372]

Ah yes, an individual of refined taste!

[@VisitMyChannel2]

Oh so we meet again People of culture!

[@blainecapano4113]

"Look into my eyes you perverted witch, see the soul of a man who made Mother Russia his bitch" is one of the most chilling lines in ERB to date

[@Jablingus]

I think "You think I give a fuck about my Wife? My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life." is cold AF

[@KingKalashnikov]

The way that the horns come in at the end just completely sell the power of the line. So good.

[@lazarcosmin9682]

"Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare i call that a tuesday" takes the crown for the most chilling line

[@meatypatte7125]

It’s how he says it as well

[@TheIsland_gaming]

theese coments are in every erb video but its true

[@FORMAR-1G0TTABELIEVE]

I like the rap battles with extra competitors randomly appearing, my favorite examples being Pryor vs Carlin and this one

[@carmi7042]

2013: "Last man who attacked me lived half life" 2023: "Last man who attacked me lived half flight"

[@emrecck]

That’s why I love Internet 😂😂😂

[@shannimonet]

LMFAO 😂

[@ejjrnr-n9y]

NAHHHHH

[@michiru2hell]

Context?

[@emrecck]

@@michiru2hell the helicopter “accident” that the Wagner leader had :) Proznin or smth was his name, Idk

[@adwaithanand3960]

"Shook hands with both Ronalds, Reagan and Mcdonald's, no doubt." In 1990, Gorbachev opened Mcdonald's in the Soviet Union to show they were open to change, or glasnost.

[@domenboh]

wtf does "glasnost" have to do with that? Cant find it on google translate. And if we go by other slavic languages, glasnost means volume (as in sound volume).

[@adwaithanand3960]

@@domenboh Glasnost means open to change which also ties itself to Gorbachev's first line. Gorbachev was "the host with the most glasnost" as he was open to change in the Soviet Union. This was a big reason in why he won a Nobel Peace Prize. Hope this helps!

[@js_munchies]

@@adwaithanand3960 that peace prize is still chillin on my shelf

[@JimmyInnaBag]

Domen Boh Glasnost was a policy brought in by Gorbachev, it’s Russian for openness and the policy brought in more clarity between the government and its people while allowing people free speech, removing of censorship and the introduction of more westernised businesses within the Soviet Union. Along with the Perestroika policy, I say that this was the most significant factor contributing to the collapse of the Soviet Union and communist government in Eastern Europe

[@adwaithanand3960]

@@JimmyInnaBag Very well said.

[@bradenpinvidic4126]

1:34 you can see Stalin looking at his hand, clearly confused. This is because Lenin’s line “But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!” is actually incorrect. When he was 12, Stalin got into a Carriage accident which shortened and stiffened his arm at the elbow. So the correct line would have be “Like you left hand, man!” but in the case of the song, right sounded better than left. Thus, you can see Stalin confused because there was nothin wrong with his right hand

[@generalgrevious6438]

Thanks for explaining

[@AHandful]

Thanks for explaining

[@ReaperKorp]

I thought ERB was trying to insinuate he was a wanker.

[@j.f1963]

Thanks for explaining

[@benhornstein1688]

I was thinking it was because his dong shriveled up... ...it's his right hand man... ...I'll see myself out.

[@Epicgamertv]

I think most ERB fans can agree that this is a top 3 ERB video

[@LMAOOOOOO]

What are some other good ones? Rn this is my fav Hope they somehow beat this so I can listen to another song a million times lmao

[@Epicgamertv]

@ Roosevelt vs Churchill, Jordan vs Ali, Guevara vs Fawkes.

[@tomodaphne]

I love how drastically the mood changed when Gorbachev came in and then changed again when Putin came in.

[@garmenlin5990]

Like he said him his own verse, his name doesn't end with "in", which works with the mood change.

[@memecliparchives2254]

And now the mood changed again.....

[@gottalivehappy]

Didnt even notice was putin thought it was just a random russian nationalist

[@МихаилДеч]

Это был не Путин, а Махно. Путин пришел после Ельцина.

[@notdoinganythingonhere]

Did somebody say Birthmarks?

[@jimmyz2684]

Gorbachev: "Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's." Putin: "DAAA YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME?" *McDonald's leaves Russia*

[@misslangleysoryuisiconic]

cyka blyat

[@이느마기]

Сука Ыуат

[@pakopako2002]

Lol

[@siberiasian]

LMAOOOO

[@MegrelMamba]

Ronald left life

[@LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding]

I like how emotional Lenin gets at Stalin for what he did

[@alessbritish228]

u communist

[@LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding]

@@alessbritish228 yeah oui yes

[@alessbritish228]

@@LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding so u hate mcdonalds right

[@LuckyOtter_WorldBuilding]

@@alessbritish228 yeah I’d say their a pretty bad company the production of their food has a horrible effect on the environment and the people involved in it are treated like shit their own direct abuse of their employees selling their products is sadly nothing special Oh and trying to build up cultish brand loyalty in children succcckkkkss

[@peddyjet]

@@alessbritish228 Personally I quite like McDonald's, but it really puts you off of eating it when you realize that hundreds were exploited for their labour for your burger and chips. Workers should be able to reap what they sow, and that's why capitalism needs to go, as the bourgeoisie will take all of the capital otherwise.

[@FaylunaRaRa]

One of the best ERB videos to last the test of time from the earlier days (minus the fact that I think they'd do Putin differently)

[@victorlikesmetal3662]

Friend: Can your translate да? Me: Yes

[@maxim7269]

oooh i get it cause DA is yes in russian very clever moy drug

[@victorlikesmetal3662]

@@maxim7269 I'm glad you got the joke ☺

[@maxim7269]

yeah i understand russian a little bit

[@PlamThePlam]

@@maxim7269 not only in Russian.. in every single country that Bulgaria gave language to ... So all of the slavs

[@makomakov2669]

@@PlamThePlam no bulgaria didnt give the slavs their language the macedonians created their own alphabet idk about other slavs tho

[@queruba.]

I love that Lenin is just red all the time and drops from the sky, that's some serious accurate historic representation of him

[@kiadimundi3610]

Can you explain?

[@queruba.]

@@kiadimundi3610 He was actually all red and occasionally fell from the sky in real life

[@edireland8983]

Is this supposed to be like in the style of soviet banknotes etc?

[@queruba.]

@@edireland8983 I think so

[@badjuju2721]

@@queruba. A truly educated man!

[@ArthurDayne_88]

This has continued to age really, really well.

[@Lotselance]

"If your name end with -in, time to get out!" comes to my mind a lot these days

[@ultraman_99]

@@Lotselance out of ukraine?

[@noomfy-mopkebab3632]

@@ultraman_99 well that… But also just…. OUT!!

[@costamcostam8961]

@@ultraman_99 out of this planet

[@ultraman_99]

@@costamcostam8961 communists from outer space

[@Kranzyo]

Title: Rasputin vs Stalin video: Rasputin vs Stalin vs Lenin vs Gorbatchov vs Putin.

[@wimjokinson8594]

rasputin: cool moustache stalin: uhh ok rasputin: *_wario_*

[@RE-zl7sy]

WaRiO

[@nordicships8822]

Well it’s more mario when you think about it

[@paperbox4739]

He called him wario 😂😂😂

[@anintrovert9453]

He looks like if Mario was real

[@tsp_2t942]

@@anintrovert9453 True Tho

[@octagun9954]

"Did somebody say... Birthmarks?" Absolute genius lyrics Edit: Thank you for the almost 4k likes ❤

[@kozz8453]

55

[@ShadowXlink1]

It gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@vitorbrasilino]

Um hermano por aqui. Interessante...

[@vexmythoclass5000]

I read your comment right as they said it lol

[@BinaryRex18]

The Gorbachev part as a whole was next level

[@sexyadolf6136]

the russian guy won

[@FilmsNerf2]

+David Warshawsky xD

[@Yuri999000]

cyka? cyka.

[@TBlev215]

+David Warshawsky Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

[@Dmonius2]

That's Putin xD

[@sexyadolf6136]

Demon1ze i know thats putin... you didnt get the joke.

[@Epicgamer-lm4ut]

"if your name end eith "in" time to get out"🗣️🔥

[@s.s.a8741]

side note: Gorbachev is still alive and occasionally does interviews

[@thomasbuchovecky2205]

A great man. He is speaking out about the proliferation of nuclear weapons which he knows is an imminent threat the continued existence of the human species. Sadly much of it will fall on deaf ears.

[@ritsuafk]

Does he rap ?

[@eidolon4236]

@@thomasbuchovecky2205 a great man does not invade a country when it's seeking independence and answers for his own actions when is responsible for wrongdoing.

[@thomasbuchovecky2205]

@@eidolon4236 You make a good point, perhaps I should be judging him from more than just what is represented in modern media

[@ritsuafk]

@Coop Childs He he he .

[@JoshBart]

Me: trying to sleep My brain: DID SOMEBODY SAY REAL POWER?

[@acmaiden5236]

Same here, except I hear : *WHAT'S UP, BITCHESSSSS*

[@lollipopgumdrop2536]

@@acmaiden5236 There's no way to stop it once it briefly enters your mind

[@brigs247__8]

*Daaaaaaa you want to mess with me?*

[@diyah4436]

This is me today

[@cherylvollen8426]

It takes *real power* to get some sleep after listening

[@scubajimmer]

"I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats" Meaning of rhyme: Borscht is made from beets.

[@araujo444ines]

Can’t like it’s at 69

[@tyler_789]

Lol its a soup

[@maxgolder7147]

It’s actually made from cabbage you ignorant loser

[@scubajimmer]

@@maxgolder7147 Where do u think the red color comes from? Beets are cut up along with cabbage about 50/50. They look and taste similar after cooking. Taditional borscht in Russia, Ukraine is made this way since forever. There are other variations, one with only cabbage, but it is not red. Ignorant? Right back at you.

[@msmith5080]

@@maxgolder7147 fuckin roasted m8

[@armorpro573]

Well we did it ladies and gentlemen. ERB has reached 15 mil

[@mcstammer8853]

When Satlin's Wife Died, He was quoted as saying "This Creature softened my stone heart. She died and with her my last warm feeling for humanity"

[@callmeyourdai5y518]

which one?

[@AubreyMK]

@@callmeyourdai5y518 The Russian dude

[@callmeyourdai5y518]

@@AubreyMK no which one of Stalin's wives Because he hated one of them.

[@AubreyMK]

@@callmeyourdai5y518 oh, can I guess? My guess is the first one

[@shivambaurai2865]

@@AubreyMK Yup, the first one. The second one shot herself because Stalin was abusive.

[@NebelmondRecords]

"I'm a president in my prime." Vladimir Putin, age 67.

[@lukaslondin8288]

He will live another 60 years, so yeah, it is his prime. XD

[@NebelmondRecords]

@@lukaslondin8288 The immortal Russian...

[@utka_s_dudkoi]

Well... Now he is 68... happy birthday Putin (?)

[@prathishsahadevan988]

I'm thinking its more like a play on words that he's the president AND the prime minister LOL

[@kobefarley670]

hes always in his prime

[@porygon4023]

The USSR: We are a superpower Gorbachev: But we don't have mcdonalds

[@JayN_101]

Gorbachev was a western puppet, well sort of

[@michalsoukup1021]

@@JayN_101 The system was not working, Gorbachev tried a solution that might have worked twenty years earlier but the only difference between Gorbachev and the hardliners would be that it might take longer for the USSR to collapse.

[@udaytejsingh3998]

For the last time he resigned as the ussr split

[@lenkagamine4145]

@@JayN_101 Gorbachev didnt "want" the soviet union to collapse, he attempted a liberalization that failed. Even long after the fall of the soviet union he remained critical of westerners treatment of russia. You could make an argument for him being incompetent for failing to keep the union together but he certainly wasnt a 'puppet'.

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

@@lenkagamine4145 there are two types of puppets: those who know about the puppeteer and those who do not know about him.Maybe the marked one was from second type - this does not change the fact that he unwittingly acted in the interests of foreign goverment who were interested not in liberalization but in the destruction of countries resisting their hegemony

[@Subnauticanedits-sd3ou]

My faviroute lines was when Lenin said to Rasputin, "Frankenstein" and, "looking like something straight out of R.L. Stine.

[@wingedhussars800]

Lenin’s verse was officially the verse that turned the Russian Empire into the USSR

[@Amtopsigma]

Да ты прав;)

[@peterkovacs3826]

Lenin's verse was the best for a rap battle, but still Gorbachev won, for his legacy

[@thatbritishgamer_]

I just got this to 1K likes lol

[@gunterodim1535]

Gorbachev killed more citizens of the USSR than the second world. About 27 million people died in World War II. And because of the collapse of the USSR, more than 20 million have already died and continue to die (in the 90s from hunger and crisis and the redistribution of the economy, and then from civil wars such as in Ukraine now) There have been a lot of situations like now in Ukraine over the past 20 years in the countries of the former USSR.@@peterkovacs3826

[@Jasonsmith-sr1ke]

The USSR was an empire. In fact, it was even bigger than the last one.

[@Noble7whaaaaaattt]

“Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture” Does anyone else realise how clever that line is? As well as figuratively taking Trotsky out of the picture by having him assassinated by the KGB, Stalin literally had Trotsky erased from pictures

[@akivag.horvitch4985]

I can't believe that went over my head until now *face palm*

[@Noble7whaaaaaattt]

Akiva Horvitch I only noticed that 3 days ago according to my comment as well lol

[@akivag.horvitch4985]

@@Noble7whaaaaaattt lol yeah but this has been one of my favorite KZbin clips forever, I'm quite disappointed in myself 😆

[@himurogemma6032]

Historical revisionism.

[@narendrarana3104]

Да

[@DevilishFox_]

Me to my brain: Come on, it's time to study for school My brain: *DID SOMEBODY SAY... BIRTHMARKS?*

[@CarlJohnson-sv5fp]

Did someone say yoga?

[@lordsmobilebaby6917]

best entrance ever! 😂😂

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

Shouldn’t it be “birth Marx?”

[@Kiahsoahsnjs]

yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost

[@mohammedfiras3886]

*S A M E*

[@ItsRoronoaZoro]

"Cool mustache Wario, try messing with the mad monk you'll be sorry yo" One of my favorite ERB lines 😂

[@ainevek]

"If your name end with in, time to get out" was pure genius

[@jjplayer5426]

Can you please explain that to me I don't get it...

[@danilorando5114]

+The Tyranical Player Rasputin, Lenin and Stalin end with IN.

[@GamingWithAle]

+Danilo Rando Putin (the last one in the video) too

[@ainevek]

The Tyranical Player Gorbachov was the only rapper in here who's name didn't end wih IN

[@jjplayer5426]

+Danilo Rando thank you😊

[@moshikitrain]

Man it kinda sucks that Gorbachevs part is so short. That beat is an absolute banger

[@waffledoesstuff2145]

Did somebody say birthmarks??? That line is already gold in it self

[@janusnightshade9848]

Well we can always replay it 1:40

[@adityaarya1056]

ikr!! i just watched chernobyl now it feels kinda cool watching this

[@benedictdizon4810]

I also saw pewdiepie lol

[@ivanlagrossemoule]

@@User-ts5vl The biggest irony with Russia is the hate for the guys who tried to give Russians a chance at a decent life while praising those that wasted millions of Russian lives.

[@kathyvincent5563]

Rasputin: *drinks poisoned wine* Rasputin: *gets shot 3 times* Rasputin: *yelling* what the hell did you do my drink

[@jackyniu5194]

“That was so good give me some more!”

[@kao_kaoru]

Cause of death : DROWNING

[@centerfold8]

Kathy Vincent then they had to bury them in a river

[@johnkubiak1154]

after they found on the bank of the river he was burnt and he allegedly sat up and opened his eyes as the fire consumed him.

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

lead poisoning

[@jacksonherdade6398]

Here 8 years after first seeing this, truly the best ERB of all time

[@xuebopang2296]

Guess history may not repeat, but it always rhymes

[@Ty-ie2mi]

Mark Twain.

[@alisaurus4224]

Heyoooo

[@marishiten5944]

What does this mean? Are you trying to equate Putin to Hitler? Russia isn't annexing Ukraine. I'm genuinely confused by your remark. It's like you said this because you thought it was clever and unique, but it doesn't make sense in the context in which you say it. If you want to be poetic, please, PLEASE, have it make sense.

[@rishisaini5269]

@@marishiten5944 Yes,Putin is now our boy Putler which will lead whole Russia to disaster and innocent peoples will have to agree with him otherwise shit or jail.

[@wake6000]

@@marishiten5944 "Russia isn't annexing Ukraine" Famous last words.

[@morgueieli]

“I even crush mother fuckers when I’m laid in state.” During Stalin’s funeral, 109(the real number may be in the thousands, as 109 is only what the government admitted to) people were killed by being crushed to death in the crowd trying to see Stalin’s body.

[@scottydu81]

They just HAD to make sure he was really dead lol

[@capscaps04]

@TheFrostyPhoenix Yeah, I guess.

[@valentinkambushev4968]

More like "Peopl wanted to see his body to make sure that the monster is dead."

[@morgueieli]

@TheFrostyPhoenix when Stalin died there was a whole lot of confusion. Some people wept for him even though he treated the people like dirt, mainly because of how chaotic everything was. People freaked out because the man who had an iron grip over them for 30 years suddenly died without warning and guidance

[@idkanymore9228]

@@morgueieli not to forget he failed than rounded up against Germany and his economic plans (though lots of deaths)

[@brendansieve7994]

Lloyd KILLED THIS. His crinkled, teary-eyed, trembling Stalin is so incredible.

[@HelloIamCloudy]

And accurate...

[@helpme1310]

And hot!!

[@littlestar2104]

Please stay safe from Her arms are still alive and She saw you Will die She didn't want to die She didn't want to die She Is Lost they will find only your arms: Amandaishere-jpg. Please stay safe from Amandaishere-jpg

[@littlestar2104]

@roasted pancakes im not a bot

[@littlestar2104]

@Dazed Loc Amandaishere-jpg

[@achillesman3128]

Gorbachev roasted them all at once after shaking hands with Reagan 💀