ERIC BRISTOW TALKS TO TUNGSTENTALES

[@Zbox999]

He really is a legend :)

[@harrymonk6]

The news of the world was the hardest darts Championship to win

[@peterbrown6434]

Cool!!

[@thelstanedwardsson4374]

RIP Eric - Eric 'The Crafty Cockney' Bristow - Legend and best ever Darts player - until he taught Phil Taylor a little too well.

[@shaunigothictv1003]

Nowadays most whites kids in London speak English with a hybrid Jamaican dialect which is very different from the anglo saxon cockney dialect of English which was spoken by this Eric Bristow. In the early 2000's, young white kids on council estates in London became JAMAICANISED. This is when they starting speaking with English with a hybrid Jamaican dialect. For example, Essex county is the only place in Britain where the cockney dialect/and or accent is still spoken. TO SUMMARISE: In the 1980's all the national British companies went through a process called national - PRIVATISATION - and then almost - SIMULTANEOUSLY - all the poor - NATIONAL - white kids endured a process called - JAMAICANISATION - which did indeed definitely - LEAD - to all poor - NATIONAL - white girls on council estates quickly - UNDERGO - a process called Jamaican extreme - INSEMINATION - and thus all the young - RESULTING - half cast babies initiated a full - NATIONAL - process called extreme - BASTARDISATION. Remember everyone, that the last point regarding bastardisation is entirely optional, and is not my view but instead is the view of white nationalists.

[@medinabello19]

Bristow not one to mince his words.