Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" S01
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INT. SCHOOL GYMNASIUM - DAY
The nativity stuff has been taken down. A small crew is
in the process of taken down all the pictures of Santa
Claus as well.
Two big guys start to drag the Christmas tree out.
MR. GARRISON
Oh, do you have to take the Christmas
tree too?
BURLY GUY
Mayor’s orders.
The children all watch with sad eyes as their cute little
set is dismantled.
MR. GARRISON
Okay children, I’m really having a
hard time with our Christmas play.
The new law states we can’t sing any
songs having to do with Jesus OR Santa
Claus...
CARTMAN
Thanks to Kyle’s mother.
KYLE
Shut up, Cartman!
MR. GARRISON
So does anybody know any non Santa or
non- Jesus Christmas songs?
Cartman raises his hand.
MR. GARRISON
Yes, Eric?
CARTMAN
How about we sing ‘Kyle’s Mom is a
Stupid Bitch in D minor’.
KYLE
I told you NOT to call my mom a bitch,
CARTMAN!!
CARTMAN
Oh!
MUSIC kicks in.
CARTMAN
Wellllllll....
(Singing)
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch!
She a big fat bitch!
She’s the biggest bitch
In the whole wide world!
She’s a stupid bitch if there ever was
a bitch she’s a bitch to all the boys
and girls.
KYLE
Shut up, Cartman!
As Cartman continues, Mr. Hankey hops out in front of
Kyle. Nobody notices except for Kyle.
MR. HANKEY
Howdy ho!
KYLE
(Softly)
Mr. Hankey!
CARTMAN
Monday she’s a bitch! On
Tuesday she’s a bitch!
And Wednesday through Saturday
She’s a bitch!
And then on Sunday
just to be different
She’s a super king kamayamaya BITCH!
MR. HANKEY
Golly, that isn’t very nice! I’d sure
like to teach him a lesson!
Kyle reaches for Hankey, but Hankey slips through his
hands, leaps off the desk and hurls himself at Cartman.
CARTMAN
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole
wide world, She’s a mean ol’ bitch and
she has stupid hair, she’s a
bi..bi..bi..bi bitch....She’s a stupid
bitch. Kyle’s mom’s a bitch and she’s
a just a dirty bitch. Kyle’s mom is a
BITCH!
The singing and music stops.
KYLE
Mr. Hankey, NO!
MR. HANKEY
Aah!
MR. GARRISON
What the...
Garrison looks down at the little lifeless lump of poo on
the floor.
CARTMAN
GROSS, KYLE!!
MR. GARRISON
OH MY LORD!! KYLE, DID YOU JUST THROW
DOO-DOO AT ERIC?!?!
Kyle is just sitting there, wide eyed, with a big brown
stain on his hand.
KYLE
Uhh...
The whole class erupts into AD LIB ‘GROSS!’s and ‘SICK’s.
CARTMAN
YOU SICK BASTARD!
Kyle slinks in his desk as the children all point and
laugh at him.

[@southpark]

Watch full episodes of South Park: cart.mn/episodes

[@SouthParkFanatic2006]

Cartman’s song is really funny.

[@SouthParkFanatic2006]

Cartman roasting Kyle’s mom while singing his song.

[@PRINC3SSK3NNY]

Please put this in more episodes, that would make me so happy :>

[@mgmstudioserviceskajang6699]

South Park Season 24 Episode 3 Please!!!😃

[@aaronlucena2255]

Availableusername567 picks it

[@miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372]

Ah yes, the origin of one of the greatest songs in the movie.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Yup, i like the movie version better

[@gluteusmaximus42069]

miraculous stan ? 🤪

[@trashagades911]

@@sabreejohnson1551 it’s original

[@laralilarson9228]

Yup

[@Thegod_of_memes]

*of all time

[@B4TEMAN]

One of the most iconic South Park songs

[@user-hs2mq7on5f]

One of? It's clearly the best, funniest and most iconix

[@B4TEMAN]

@@user-hs2mq7on5f I dunno, Blame Canada and What would Brian Boitano do are pretty amazing too

[@ilooklikethewordlacrosse]

Along with jacking it in San Diego

[@user-hs2mq7on5f]

@@B4TEMAN I agree with that, every south park song is actually 🔥🔥🔥 but for me, Kyle's mom is a b is thr best

[@zae4899]

Cartman and Cthulhu*

[@Rodan16]

I always lose it when the others start clapping especially Garrison 🤣

[@psychxmania]

LMFAOO YES

[@jeniferc9835]

1:22 "GROSS KYLE!!!"

[@stanmarsh8196]

@@jeniferc9835 om lord Kyle did u just throw doo doo at Eric

[@vicho3627]

@@stanmarsh8196 Uhhh...

[@stanmarsh8196]

@@vicho3627 lol

[@PRINC3SSK3NNY]

*“Oh my lord, Kyle, did you just throw doo-doo at Eric?”*

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Kyle: Uhhhh..... Cartman: YOU SICK BASTARD!

[@Fiyaaaahh]

yes, that's what he said.

[@YakkoWarnerTower]

Lol🤣

[@evab100official]

@правда плюшевого Why would we want to watch you cook pizza? Nice looking one, though!

[@gamev5138]

"UHHHH"

[@luisa.lunabarrios4994]

I really liked the fact that even Wendy and Mr Garrison clapped to the song

[@sanemishinazugawa7096]

You know you’re in the right when even the person that hates you(Wendy) agrees with you and claps along.

[@hestiashearth478]

Wendy and Cartman relationship wasn't that of a hate/hate relationship yet, more on no one likes Eric, tho I noticed that after the episode where Wendy kissed Cartman to get rid of the tension she was feeling for him, Cartman became quite the hater on Wendy.

[@Handysm]

@@sanemishinazugawa7096 bro everyone clapped

[@krustykrabpizza4328]

​@@hestiashearth478true point

[@PowerStruggle555]

I say we put a petition out there to make "Kyle's Mom" officially a christmas song. -it came out during christmas -was a part of a christmas episode -its popular -its catchy

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

-it doesn't have to do with Jesus _or_ Santa Claus

[@SaikiKFann]

I would sign

[@crappycontent4free]

@@SaikiKFann Hell yeah! Me too!

[@rikkifknrobin]

@@Klabbity_Kloots neither does die hard but that’s the best christmas movie

[@TRLEmperorGarlix]

Signed!

[@ComicalRealm]

Kyle's mom: the earliest Karen in history

[@HBarnill]

Jews can't be Karens.

[@awesomegirl877]

@@HBarnill she's not actually Jewish. She's from New jersey

[@HBarnill]

@@awesomegirl877 Cool, then she's the 3 J's.

[@docop8926]

@@HBarnill any crazy bitch can be a Karen

[@PRINC3SSK3NNY]

@@docop8926 yeah

[@angryasian7654]

I love how the teacher is fine with it

[@doddsino]

Well, Garrison at one time was probably the most troubled person in South Park, the fact that he was in charge of these young children made it more funny. Then Trey and Matt decided to focus on *sigh* Randy...and about 25% of the characters have utterly just eroded into nothing.

[@zacharysiple629]

In the movie, he calls one of his students a complete retard. I don't think name calling other people really bothers him.

[@vethenoir]

It's Mr garrison after all

[@user-wn3wv5bx5e]

@@doddsino Was it that bad? I personally didn't mind the Randy phase, seems like the creators were enjoying themselves lol

[@frgy_playz]

@@doddsino Randy is a great character

[@user-hs2mq7on5f]

The old animation styles are so nostalgic

[@user-hs2mq7on5f]

@@talkingben5190 didn't try that, only discovered south park 3 years ago

[@user-hs2mq7on5f]

@Muslim - One who submits to God yep, watched the movie 3 times

[@YakkoWarnerTower]

Oh yes they're I kinda miss the 90s

[@petkovic2173]

They really are

[@rmn070]

I adore how the pilot episode was animated because they used actual cutouts. Wish they used more of those.

[@gasmocorgi6158]

This will always be one of my favorite South Park songs it goes so fukin hard!

[@sabreejohnson1551]

Same here, this is my sh*t right here!

[@YakkoWarnerTower]

Lol it's the s××t and it's so catchy

[@Tripepdipep]

Fighting love and princess kenny is better in my opinion.

[@vivalaresistance2841]

This and uncle Fuker

[@teamfmreborn7045]

The first time Eric ever told the truth 😂

[@neo-warkid4edwards222]

it wasn't just that time, back in the episode "death", Cartman also predicted the movie Cartman: Kyle, just because your mom's a stupid bitch doesn't mean the whole world has to suffer.

[@thewitchfindergeneral]

"she's a super king kamehameha biaaatch!" that part gets me every single time lol

[@Callanthekiter]

It always just leaves me really confused. I don't know that much about Kamehameha, but his Wikipedia article doesn't say anything about his being a biatch.

[@hellion7514]

Super King Kong mega mega biaaatch!

[@mchevre]

@@hellion7514 It's definitely Super King Kamehameha not Super King Kong mega mega.

[@hellion7514]

@@mchevre I stand corrected 🤷‍♂️

[@IzludeTingel]

king kamehameha is a hawaiian dealy.. for years, people thought it was a dragon ball reference lol

[@GWIAReal]

Things the song versions have in common The fault of Kyle’s mom: ✅ Kyle being pissed: ✅ Everybody enjoys it: ✅ The lyrics: ✅ Being stopped by a brovlonsky: ✅

[@googamp32]

Well, technically, everyone but KYLE enjoys it.

[@ushanka-rblx]

@@googamp32 mr hankey was mad

[@sebberthecơơlest3000シ]

@@ushanka-rblxand threw 💩 on fartman

[@maxmantell5009]

You mean broflovski

[@mar_nvc]

Lol i just noticed at 1:25 Mr. Hat moves his eyes.

[@RBJ_RebelEmbracer]

I'm the only person that gets a kick out of cartoons blinking. lol it think it adds detail

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

Kenny not clapping is one of those little details we love about S Park. It's an important moment 20 years in the making.

[@TVG43S]

stan isn’t clapping either

[@terrencereardon6374]

Stan is smiling though

[@wendytestaburger2307]

Kyle’s mom is the queen of all Karens

[@DemonNano]

Right?

[@stanmarsh5859]

Hi wendy!

[@strawbxrryshortcakeicecrea3236]

Awwww this relationship is cute! :3

[@thomasfan3119]

Yep

[@derron3959]

Booo, Wendy Testaburger...boo

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

I love how they smile while clapping along.

[@Armorhunterash]

1:19 that closeup always gets me 🤣

[@tedccdet8051]

1:20 gross kyle

[@gameplaytinoco4744]

1:22

[@FNAFNicky]

FNAF Toy Bonnie's jumpscare reference.

[@szybkiwojtas7895]

I like it how Stan claps to the song despite being Kyle's best friend.

[@ldg970]

man, this song is the never old

[@user-mi5hj9ev9c]

Obviously timeless masterpiece

[@Blitzo8390]

I love when Mr Garrison joins in

[@PRINC3SSK3NNY]

Same XD

[@tobes_6665]

That's what she said !!! (I'm sorry I know it's not funny but I did it anyway so deal with it)

[@redwhiteandblueblood]

Lel true It wasn't until I was in HSC that teachers who'd we'd known our whole high school days would occasionally banter with us for a laugh or something Would never see such a thing otherwise

[@Katclem77]

1:09 The way Mr. Garrison is smiling XD

[@user-xy6ny5bx8t]

[@rmn070]

When Mr Garrison starts clapping along, I just tear up of laughter.

[@xogf]

One of the best songs on south park

[@ServaBass]

Cartman literally have talent

[@ericscarface]

I loved early Cartman's voice. he sounded fatter

[@AfflictionKing1]

I just love how everyone was enjoying the song, even the teacher 😂

[@SharifJohnsonReefeeScarfo]

Stans face is hilarious throughout the song

[@nightmareseeker6996]

1:00 gets me every time 😂😂

[@ChrisManley1994]

Right? I love how into it Mr Garrison gets 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vtsrl]

And everyone

[@Vtsrl]

And not kyle

[@austinfiregaming9740]

Freakin’ sweet!

[@hilolikm]

Freakin sweet every time

[@Jeffyandblueamongus8550]

you mean f*cking sweet

[@JIsDoingSomething]

@@Jeffyandblueamongus8550 Why

[@professionalfatherdoer]

Shut up damn robot

[@jordandabbs9805]

We don't take kindly to you kind around here

[@alleycat718]

0:34 his dancing lmfao

[@orangeandbluebook]

That is South Park for you

[@alleycat718]

@@orangeandbluebookok

[@orangeandbluebook]

0:33

[@user-xy6ny5bx8t]

@@orangeandbluebook?

[@orangeandbluebook]

@@user-xy6ny5bx8t yes?

[@skylineanimations7439]

I like how Kenny joined in laughing at Kyle.

[@kerrygligorovic9758]

I don't why Kyle keep defending and make excuses about his mother because everything what Eric Cartman said about her back in the very first South Park Christmas episode and in the first movie are true. Plus everyone even Stan and Kenny agrees and enjoying listening to Eric Cartman singing about Kyle's mother.

[@lucas5665]

He's a kid, and that's still his mom.

[@kenkarr8353]

Kyle's mom is a snowflake!❄️

[@user-wn3wv5bx5e]

I'm rather sure at one point, Kyle does recognise that she's a bitch. But as any other person who's grown too close to an asshole, they're gonna deny it for quite a while.

[@NotSoNormalSquirtle]

1:25 mr.hat blinked!!

[@RBJ_RebelEmbracer]

I'm the only person that gets a kick out of cartoons blinking. lol it think it adds detail

[@FBI-ju5no]

The fact that everyone clapped to it means, cartman's right.

[@sabreejohnson1551]

The movie version was better when cartman sang the song. This is my favorite and number one song in this series!😆🙌💖🔥🔥

[@firestriker3580]

Nope. The tv version was better when cartman sang the song

[@Walluplays]

South Park is Legend 😊😊

[@JonteFan2005]

i know right! its the best cartoon :D

[@superseaserpentanddinosaur2817]

and racist too

[@Walluplays]

Yeah :D

[@doddsino]

I love how several extra students just randomly appear next to Annie throughout the song.

[@vard1865]

Token, Kevin Stoley, Brimmy and Red to be exact

[@superstarfishlogoeditor8739]

Kenny is the best character in South park. He did'nt clap, he is just vibing

[@BiggieBlitz]

The fact we have only seen this song twice is unacceptable, we need another episode with this and possibly have eric rap

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

I just went to skip to the end to improve the quality and I landed on 1:29 and Cartman yelled “bastard!” So I just laughed

[@PRINC3SSK3NNY]

Ah yes, my favorite South Park song, good memories and one of the greatest ways to make me laugh :> PLEASE PUT THIS SONG IN MORE EPISODES AND GET THE BOYS BACK TOGETHERRR

[@alanaheiman3478]

Princess Kenny hi

[@PRINC3SSK3NNY]

@@alanaheiman3478 hi

[@davcharley5001]

I've both heard and seen this song from the movie; South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut 🎥😎🎥

[@aaronlucena2255]

Actually I found it on South Park achieve it says South Park bigger longer and uncut 2 is coming in July 2021

[@Joker129]

0:29 I love the way he says oohooo

[@mousekuteerkhylert.n.p1228]

1:18 Rage jumps at Eric

[@SolomonizedSahelu]

1:19 CARTMAN LOOK OUT!

[@REZrblde]

I prefered this song when he sang it in Bigger,Longer,Uncut. Felt more smoother and has that nostalgic quality

[@torpethepianist]

"did you just throw doodoo at eric?!" has had me rolling on the floor for hours

[@Fluttershy0130]

0:41 Mr. Hankey: Howdy-ho! 0:52 Mr. Hankey: Golly, that isn’t very nice. I’d sure like to teach him a lesson. 1:18 Mr. Hankey jump and hit Cartman’s face angrily.

[@Diamondelle84]

0:21 "Baby It's Cold Outside" Oh wait ...😏

[@SouthParkFanatic2006]

1:30. Kids: *laughing*

[@sukhish]

This is the song of the century! Heard it a million times and still can't control my laughter when I hear it. Legendary!

[@qpol]

i have a tiny feeling kyle agrees, just hides it because of cartman

[@Heather_Morgan]

South Park was so ahead of it's time when it first aired. And this song is so memorable. I'll never forget the first time I heard it... I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Any time Cartman sings is hilarious.

[@realhumanbean46]

I like to replace the lyrics "Kyle's Mom" to "Karen" because it's perfect.

[@anonymousdude9099]

Yesss! Sing it with "Karen"! Genius!

[@MyNameIsMUD_99]

All the clubs be playing this song

[@princessmarlena1359]

💩 “Golly, that isn’t very nice! I’d sure like to teach him a lesson!”

[@c4rvidd_]

I love how everyone is clapping even mr garrison lol

[@LazarheaD]

Never get tired of this one

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

Notice Kenny is the only one who didn’t clap along with the others

[@rayneblue2570]

Good eye! watching it back stan wasn't clapping either 👏

[@Glitchnb]

1:02 deleted lyrics

[@mr.spe-yt]

I love how Mr Garrison was okay with it

[@MorganAFunches]

Agreed 😂

[@I_Cause_ConFLICKt]

When you say "Hope you have a good Christmas!" to someone who you know celebrates Christmas and they reply with a scornful look and say "Happy holidays."

[@supermariojustinofficial]

Birth of an Emmy winning song

[@ABlueyFan]

1:25 Who noticed mr. hats eyes looked at Kyle

[@orangeandbluebook]

Me

[@MaddieGarciaFHS]

Kyles mom is the new grinch

[@haydenfowle7576]

The World 20 years later: They called me a madman

[@FictionAddiction]

>Stan and Kenny: Won't clap along to the song >Also Stan and Kenny: Not above bopping their heads to the song

[@Cton9573]

“So does anybody know any no Santa or no Jesus Christmas song?” “Frosty The Snowman” The Bad Ending

[@ChrisManley1994]

0:39 *SHUTUPCARTMAN!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@InfiniteFury2K]

Or: "SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTH, CARTMAN!"

[@user-xy6ny5bx8t]

Howdy ho!

[@jacquesnotjack2960]

Here after the orchestra rendition 🤣

[@lukeskywalker7243]

Oh god the old voice recordings make this feel real nostalgic

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

cartman's little smile before he starts singing cracks me up for some reason 😂 he looks so polite, ironically

[@malcourtroom9996]

I like the various endings depicted in various episodes... reminds me of bugs bunny, Elmer fudd, and Daffy duck singing and dancing at ending of, 'Whats up Doc?'

[@SouthParkFanatic2006]

1:21. Cartman: GROSS, KYLE!!!

[@milhouse14]

This will never get old.

[@LarrytheKing16]

0:59 Even Mr Garrison likes it.

[@mosslinden5058]

Haven't heard this in years. Still knew it almost word for word lol

[@superseaserpentanddinosaur2817]

1:25 mr hat is alive!!!!

[@TheMetalSonic_1]

Nice to find THE original version for a change, usually it's either the movie or that one remix version i usually find.

[@GeneralKenobiSIYE]

Well... this is one of the few times you can actually say Cartman is telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth

[@pandahorse]

Hello there

[@skoveche2k]

Cant wait for Mr. Hat in the next episode/special

[@brianhalljr.2637]

Cartman does have a point.

[@donnaken15]

unbelievable to see these remastered and in such high quality now

[@Waddleguardian9698]

Even Mr Garrison Joined in 😂

[@theclairebaire]

Even the teacher agrees xD

[@dylanle6241]

I like how Wendy started clapping too!

[@elisabethheiman2104]

So glad that Matt and Trey expanded on this in the movie!

[@k8was]

most iconic scene in one of the most iconic episodes

[@irmabelbel7002]

I love this song so much ❤️

[@abcun17]

Just in time for Mother's Day! Yay!👏

[@albertoam2]

I always lose it when i see stan so happy 😂

[@jamiebullock2023]

One of the best Songs from the very first season and the movie!

[@awesomegirl877]

This is WAY out of season. Looks like they're facing Karen's wrath. By that, of course, I mean Sheila.

[@its_marieb419h]

0:29 Cartman stole my catchphrase! Lol

[@keycypress13238]

i lose it when kenny and stan get into it 😂

[@cumexolaf3276]

in the movie Stan is even singing and dancing to this while Kenny is already dead ;_;

[@gamingwithtonybaloney5824]

0:39 SHUT UP CARTMAN got me dying 😂

[@keybladesnobody8021]

I love how even wendy is smiling to the song

[@chuckyeditzz65]

Eric: thanks to kyle’s mother Kyle: shut up cartman!

[@RapFanatic4ever]

Cartman’s funny as hell and the kids chiming in is funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MorganAFunches]

I agree lol!